#hou ths

[mericanasshole83]

[chuuciae]

how have i gone through my entire youtube watch history and still not found anything i want to listen to

[batz]

teh kitteh

[zenyuumi]

Yr girl is tired . Sleepy even

[thickest-slimiest-malware]

it feels disrespectful to make high quality visuals convey mediocre meaning

[yamujiburo]

Hi just wanted to ask if you still have that post where I think it was professor oak seeing a sign that says beware of Jessie or something like that . I looked throughout all your Jessie tags and I can’t find it thanks

I think you're mixing up two different posts! There's this sign one

And then there's this drawing @pkmndaisuki did!

[hotxcheeto]

whassup love. i’m obsessed with your fics. plz plz PLZZZ could you write a dom!abby x fem reader where they’re just like sweetly hanging out in the library together and reading but abby can’t keep their hands off you 😩 please i need filthy abby smut in my life ily

━ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) - Abby Anderson x Fem!Reader

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing, smut, fingering ( r! receiving ), oral sex ( r! receiving ), kissing, use of 'good girl', reading while doing the devils tango(? is that a warning idk but here u go) dom!abby, sub!reader

𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! STARTING OF HORRIBLE WITH THIS MESS. my eyes burn and i've been writing this for 2 months cause i kept wanting to cry in between. life sucks, go do something fun... just dont get arrested plz.

PLEASE REBLOG MY WORK! IT'S VERY APPRECIATED!!

"The castle.. was- was like no other place she'd ever bee- ah!"

You didn't even try to look at her, knowing what sight would behold you and what consequence would follow.

But you could feel her.

Her warm tongue lapping over your clit again and again as she ate you out like she'd been starving. Fingers fucking themselves in and out of your hole, running against your walls and every spot that made you want to scream.

Your body ached with anticipation of the release that wouldn't arrive. Rutting your hips against her face but she counteracted, smacking your ass and gripping the plush of your thighs to keep your lower half down on the cushion.

Every limb and inch of skin that was a part of you glistened from the perspiration of your activities. You were so hot, overwhelmed, but you couldn't get enough.

Despite the risk of being caught in the very public 'library'.

"Keep reading, baby."

Her voice cut through your hazy mind like a sharp knife. You blinked once, then twice, focusing back on the blurry words while trying salivate your dry mouth and sore throat.

She was sweet at first, cuddling with you on the couch you were now spread open on. Kissing and massaging you while you read to her, and you still were reading to her, but this time it was a lot harder.

"No hou-house could ever top- th- the place sh- Abby!" You whined and babbled, squirming and jerking away from her mouth. "-she stood in now."

A few more sentences and the chapter would be over.

"What happened next?" You knew she'd already read this book before, she knew what happened. But you had a prettier voice, especially when you cried.

"There was someone on- on the- the-" You paused, rubbing your eyes, a soft whimper escaping but it instead earned you a light smack your clit, your entire body jolting in surprise.

"Keep going baby.. you can do this." Her voice had a sickeningly sweet comforting tone to it. It was a true promise with a false lure.

"Now." She then added, looking up at your face that was peering just past the side of the book in order to see her. You pouted but nonetheless looked back at the paragraph, her fingers moving in and out at a slower pace now.

"... the throne. It was a woman.." You continued to read to her, Abby's tongue quickly returning to trace figure eights on your little clit again and again.

"She was gorgeous.." Voice quiet as you began, soft and light moans following, "...and had long braids cascading down her shoulders onto her- oh my God Abby!" You accidentally dropped the book, letting it fall onto your bare chest while your hand covered your mouth.

You grabbed at the back of the couch, your other hand grasping at her arm. She'd added another finger, slamming into you at full force before curling her fingers against your special spot.

"Oh yeah?" She asked, tilting her head, pieces of hair that had fallen from her braid framing her face. "How's that baby?" You looked down through your haze of desperation.

"Really good Abby." Her smile curled up at your statement, her head leaning back down towards your cunt. "Pick it back up, you're almost done."

You wanted to cry, eyes unfocused on the words again, sniffling softly as your thighs tried to squeeze around her only for her to push them down once again.

"...onto her shoulders. She had golden armor. Looking at her, it was obvious to-to anyo-one she was the-" The loud muffled squeal you let out was almost as obnoxious as the squelching, sloppy sounds of your girlfriend between your legs.

"What was she, babe?" Abby teased, taking her mouth away for only a second before returning to her earlier motions. "-the- the princess."

You had finished. A cliffhanger you didn't care about and a page you wouldn't and couldn't remember was where the book was left. Abby plucking it from your fingers as soon as the final words were muttered from your lips.

"That's it..." Abby muttered, setting it aside before her bruising touch returned to your sore thighs. "Ready?"

Your high had fallen away for umpteenth time as she paused to admire your face. Your body pained and sweaty whilst she tilted her head innocently.

"Answer me with words, not nods." You took a second to hear her voice before making a noise as you tried to speak. Your hips bucking towards her mouth.

"Mhm. Please."

"Please what?"

Now she was just cruel.

"Abby please make me cum, please.."

"That's my girl.."

But you loved it.

You didn't get a warning but you doubted that you wanted one. A scream erupting from your throat when the tip of her tongue flicked over your clit. Her lips soon wrapping around it while her fingers quickly found themselves a home deep inside your cunt once again.

"Oh- mmph-" Your head hit the cushion of the couch when it flew back, one of your hands falling to her shoulder while the other held her head. "Oh my God!"

Your face was so hot and again your belly coiled up, legs shaking and you began to believe she'd let you go again. But there she stayed, fucking her fingers in and out while toying with your bundle of nerves.

"Abby m'gonna-" She smiled at what you were saying, but didn't even look up. "-please can I?" Ever the good girl you were.

"Go ahead, baby." She muttered against your wetness, continuing to eat you like you were her last meal. And it showed in your shaking calves and thumbing heart, your eyes rolling back until they squeezed themselves shut.

And just like that, you came with a moan, dipping your nails into her skin until crescents formed. The vibration from her groan in reaction against your clit nearly made you scream. Though, your hand fell over your mouth before your vocal chords got the chance to alert everyone in a mile radius.

"You did so good.." She finally spoke up, lifting her head from your middle but still kept her grip. "How about another?"

You practically cried, shaking her head as she played with your hole, moving in and out slowly. Agonizing almost, but you still managed to try and push her away only for her the chuckle.

"I can't Abb... you teased too much.." She scoffed at what you said, raising herself over your body to kiss your lips. Smiling at the sound of your whine when she pulled back. "Since when has that been a problem?"

You hummed dramatically, playing with the end of her messy braid.

"I was trying to read and you took my pants off." She snorted, licking her lips while feeling your body shift against her own. "In my defense you looked really fucking good." "Abby!"

She held onto your knees while she sat up, looking over your shape. Thumbs rubbing circles onto the fat of your thighs.

"Just one more?" You stared as she asked, a cocky grin on her lips. "I dunno…" "Oh c'mon... please? For me?"

Staring into her gaze, you quietly debated in your mind.

"Fine."

"That's my girl."

A/n: my eyes burn

[whataboutsimple]

Let me just cook here for a moment-

An AU where the main gang aka Lukas, Petra, Olivia and Axel are all highschool students and that one "weird group of friends". One day wandering around the forest they find an old backpack. Inside there is a bunch of random school stuff like: books, notes, lunchbox with a name "Jesse" and an old phone. Curious as always, gang goes to Olivia's home (cause she's the nerd and prob have something to turn this thing on).

After some time they scroll through the phone, looking at photos and social medias. Those looks old. Maybe even before they went to school. Than Ellegaard (Olivia's mom) comes into the room and says they all should head home since it's becomes late.

Well, that was an interesting advanture. Time to get home.

At night, they all recieve some messages from unknown number. Since Axel is the only one who stays up late, he answers a bunch of them. The person texting claims to be "Jesse" and says that they need help. Axel answers for fun for some time thinking it's Olivia who tries to troll him. Jokes on her, no one can troll the Troll Master.

Next day they all hang out in school during lunch. Axel brings up how Olivia tried to troll him, but miserably failed. Lukas and Petra say that they recivied messages too. Olivia meanwhile looks confused because she didn't send anything. Where even would she get a second number for that? They laugh, thinking she still tries to prank them, but Liv looks too serious to be joking.

Okay, so who then texted them? Who would know they even have this backpack? Maybe someone set this all up for some prank video on YouCube? But how didthey got their numbers? Gang decides to meet up in Axel's hous this time and speak a litlle with this person through Axel's phone since he's the one who spoke with them a lot.

Once they get home, they see Magnus and Gabriel are there. While everyone greating them, Petra seems a bit of pissed off and when Gabriel tries to talk to her, she burst into Axel's room. Gang, confused, follows her, while pretty upset Gabriel continues speaking to worried Magnus.

As soon as gang turns Axel's phone on, new message pops up "You should be nicer to your father". Furious, Petra grabs Axel's phone and writes some agressive texts, demanding answers on what the heck is going on.

Jesse says, that if they want answers, they should check out account named "Jason Bennett" on Instapixel. As soon as they do it, they see a profile of young man. He probably six or seven years older then they and last post was made seven years ago. It's says that if anyone has any information where he can be, they shoud contact his family or the police.

Whole gang is shocked. Yeah, no way dead guy writes them, right? He says they should login in his acc using his password. How would he know the password if he wasn't him?

He asks them for help. To find his murderer. It's pointless going to the police since they'll say it's just some kids pulling a prank. Jason claims he himself doesn't remember anything from his last two days of life. He suggests they can either visit his sister Jessica or his girlfriend Stella.

Now it's up to th gang: help the poor guy or say it's all a prank?

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Okay, I didn't excpect this to be THAT long honestly- it's just silly idea and nothing more, I'm not sure if someone already did this before but if yes, then please tell me so I can tag them or delete the post!

If you want me to continue this, please tell me!

[sergeant-norman-allen]

w.eeer

weeee

wee.re in yuor hous. normster.

hehehehwhwhwhhehegegegehehehheheheheheee...

if you knowwhere to look.

Keep An Eye Out.

toodles!

-🪱

Y’all already done this t’ me, ya came in a box and I ain’t opened it. Don’t think yer gonna-

. . . What th-

Where did-

[xx-craftycreep-xx]

So hiiiii it's the Toby Adams anon you can fulfill this request whenever you finish Toby's case file but could I get a one shot of the reader (gender neutral or male pronouns whichever you prefer) who used to be friends with him before everything went to shit soft domming Toby after they meet back up after the events of his case file and Toby confesses to them afterwards ❤️ I love Toby sm the man deserves some affection

- 🪓

You're correct! Cinnamon roll deserves love ❤️

Late night Loving

Warnings: Angst,mentions of violence,mentions of smut,Soft dom! reader,sub!Toby,Anal, Male x male,

Tobias Adams (Ticci Toby) x Male! reader

Or interact only if comfortable with warnings

2 am in the morning. A quite,calm yet eerie atmosphere. The sound of pen writing over pages could be heard.You sat in the kitchen as you wrote about your day.

Day 184 without Tobias

It had been 6 months and 1 day since he had turned himself to Pinhearst Hospital.

You had been wanting to visit him that fateful day. Only to find his hous on fire with him standing in front of it with a dead Mr.Crothers in his arms,crying to himself. He had told you about all his crimes and the ones he didn't commit. You never believed the stupid rumours at school and he was grateful for that.

You sat still as you recalled.

You listened to everything he said with horror,yet pity for him.

"What now,Toby? " You had asked. "I want to turn myself in, ___. I really don't feel like I deserve to live after this. I don't think I deserve your friendship. I don't th-"

"Tobias"

He looked at you. You stepped forward, taking his bone mask off and flinched at the sight of his face. Yet,you continued to raise your hand and cupped his cheek. "I'm gonna be there for you no matter what, Toby. I'll be here whenever you need me. If it takes time,I'll wait. But I'll stay,no matter what. And most importantly,stop blaming yourself,Tobias! It wasn't, isn't and will never be your fault. It is what it is. Now we just have to focus on the present and a better future."

Your patience was indeed running thin,but you knew you had to wait and that you WILL wait.After all,Toby was in his worst state, and he needed you, you couldn't just leave him like that!You sat there,contemplating life.

Everything was quite, until you heard a thud in your bedroom.You stood up. Grabbing a knife, you made your way to the bedroom. You slowly opened the door, peeking inside. You noticed that a book had fallen and that your window was open. But then your eyes trailed to your bed...and you felt that you were hallucinating. There he was,albeit in an orange uniform (That you recognised from Pinehearst Hospital) sitting on your bed, clearly distressed. You looked at him, heart thumping against your ribcage. "Toby..." His head shot up. "___" Your heart skipped a beat,looking at his pretty face. You moved towards him. He kept his eyes on yours as you did. You sat beside him,still not breaking eye contact. You wondered how he reached your home. Almost as he read your mind,he said,"I ran away from there, ___. Doctor Wilson was stabbed by another patient and the blame was on the both of us despite me not doing anything!I couldn't think,___! " You sighed. You looked down and then saw something.

His leg was injured. "Toby,your leg!" You immediately ran to your drawer,before being stopped. "I've fixed it." He said,lifting his pant to show you to wound. You breathed a sigh of relief.You sat back down,this time more closer."So...what was it like?" He pondered for a bit. "It was...good.Especially Dr.Wilson. He was kind,patient and calm.He was never forcing me to open up,but letting me take my time." You smiled upon hearing this.You looked at him. His eyee,his scars,His nose,his lips,his entire face...so gorgeous.You wished you could kiss him.His cheeks,his lips,his nose,his dic-

"___" You flinched. "Uh-Yeah?" You could see confusion in his eyes,but he shrugged it off. "Did you miss me?" he asked. What a stupid question."What makes you think I didn't? Toby,ypu matter a lot to me. You're my friend." You saw him visibly get upset at that. "Yeah...." his lips made a pout as he looked down. 'So fucking cute.' The pout made his lips look more kissable. Sure,they were slightly chapped,but that made you get off even more. You kept your gaze on him, the way some strands of his hair fell on his face,the way there were some extra scars than last time.You could feel your pants getting tight.

When was the last time you jerked off?

Couldn't even remember. "___" "Yeah?"

His brown coloured orbs were filled with...what you could identify as lust. "You look hot in sweatpants." He said. And the moment he said that, you looked down at yourself,relieved that your semi was not prominent. But when you looked at him,you internally moaned as you spotted his full bulge. "Toby...." He blushed. "I-I'm sorry-" "Take your clothes off."

"huh?" He looked at you,eyes filled with surprise,lust and one more emotion that you were scared to take the name of. "C'mon babe,take 'em off." He slowly took his orange shirt off. You gawked at his hot torso. It was toned, with very few hair at the chest and some pretty scars. Oh how you were going to lick them. He took his pants off, giving you a view of his blue boxers,already a little wet at the front.

"You now." He demanded. So you obliged. Once you were done,you looked at him.His eyes trailed all over your body,practically eye-fucking you. But you hadn't got your dick out yet."Take your boxers off,baby." He whimpered. He fucking whimpered.

He took them off and voila! There was the dick you had fantasized about. It was not too thick,but long. Veins were a little prominent, the tip already flushed. "Sorry for the jungle of hair,I didn't get time-" "It's okay." You looked at him with understanding as you took your own boxers off. "Holy shit! I never thought you'd pack so much,dude!" He exclaimed as you giggled. You laid him on the bed as you took his dick in your hand. You looked at him,silently asking a question. He nodded,giving you permission. You spat in your hand,and started stroking his member. He bit back a whimper. Once you were sure it was lubricated enough,you kissed his tip,earning a grunt from him. You finally wrapped your lips around his dick,moan causing vibrations to flow through Toby's body. You started bobbing your head up and down, going fast then switching you speed to slow. You tried your best to ignore your own dick begging for attention.Toby's soft moans encouraged you as you massaged his balls.You kept on going,until he said,"___..I'm- Close-" You immediately stopped,resulting in Toby whining.

"Not so soon, pretty boy." You got on your knees,immediately smirking as you looked at the mess Toby was. His hair spread on your bed,lips parted,face slightly flushed as his chest heaved. You arched your body forward,opening the drawer next to your bed. Toby's adorable, curious eyes followed your movements. His eyes slightly widening as you took out lube. You poured it in your hands, closed the bottle and kept it back on your nightstand. You applied it on your dick,as Toby watched with fascination. "Definitely the hottest thing I've ever seen." He thought. You applied the remaining lube on his asshole,not before asking him a question,which he nodded to.

You pressed your tip to his entrance.Slowly,you started pushing,your dick gliding easily. Both of you moaned in unison as you fully sheathed yourself inside him."Feelin' good?" You asked.

"Yeah...Please..fuck me ___." You chuckled as you started thrusting."Fffuucckkkk" Both if you groaned in unison as you started thrusting faster.

"Your so fucking wet f'me,baby.Takin' me so well."He moaned at your praise." I want you.I-ah- Want you.." You increased your pace. "To what,sweetie? Use your words!" "I want you to fuck me! Harder!" he yelled,clearly stimulated due to the gap in masturbation.

You lift his legs up,placing them on your shoulders,fucking him in a deeper angle. "Yeah! Like that! Fuck me like tha-ah-" You looked at his dick as it twitched."I'm cumming!" He yelled. You kept on thrusting. "I'm close! I'm close! I'm-" he groaned loudly as he came.Ropes of thick cum spurting on his own chest as you jerked him off.You could feel your own orgasm inching closer. "I'm-" You couldn't even warn him as you came,still not stopping as you rode out your orgasm. "s' so hot" he moaned,grabbing your cum stained hands to help you. With one final thrust,you fell on him,your chest getting stained with his sticky cum.You both panted heavily,the afterglow hitting.Once you both calmed down,you decided to take a shower. Toby followed you in amd that led to another round. Coming out of the shower,you gave him your spare clothes,fawning over how adorable looked.

You both lay in bed,side by side. .

"___."

"Yeah?"

"I want you to be my boyfriend." You looked at him,heart beating loudly.

"I know..it's risky now that I'm a murderer. But..I need you..I Love you." He looked at you with pleading eyes. How could you say no? You nodded. He immediately kissed you. It was a soft yet passionate kiss. However, you felt him stop. Opening your eyes,you realised he was fast asleep. You smiled. Looking at him,you felt your own eyes getting heavy. Soon,you were fast asleep.

A/N: Dividers by @cafekitsune

[raytoropleasesteponme]

dude I literally js woke up and

I had a dream athat Frank iero did m nailz wtf

lik I waz at m auntz hous and she gav m directionz 2 a stor in th mall?? And 1 of th wallz waz lik th big opening 2 th malllalsl"""?.".l?.? Idk either but I met m school nurs and also i got lost and couldn't find th stor but i found a nail salon and frank iero worked ther and h did m nailz and also ther waz som other girll that kinda looked lik m b4 i got m haircut,,,,

i swear this iz a messag and I don't think itz abt mcr5 or whatevr but lik,,,,, iz this som weird messag 2 m abt my transition journey so far?""??? Plz help I'm so ocomfused

[dorothygale123]

Since I've made a lot of mythology sh*tposts, I decided to make a masterlist for anyone who wants to skip around quickly.

The 5 Emperors

Red Son and the Red Emperor

Xing Tian, the headless giant

Red Emperor 2, the Reddening

Chiyou causes problems

Yellow Emperor makes a corpse drum (yes, really)

My fellow nerd and I have a lot to say about weeds

Dragons

The dragon princess and the dumbest in laws ever

The Dragon Kings who don't do anything

Ao Qin shows us why we shouldn't give in to peer pressure

Moving branches on the dragon family tree

China has a dragon problem

The Sun and Moon

The very similar stories of Hou Yi and Shen I

Erlang Shen killed the suns too

Why the 10 Suns were being jerks

The 12 Moons

Ancient Chinese Alice in Wonderland

More fun stuff about the 10 suns

Does Hou Yi have a backstory?

A dramatic retelling of the 10 suns myth

Earth and Sky

Eggs come up a lot, actually

Nuwa cleans up a big mess-

-But there was still more for Yu to clean later

Why is the sky all the way up there?

Sun Wukong

The 4 Spiritual Primates + 4 Elements

The Old Mother of Waters gets some bad takeout

Sun Wukong's first crime (they grow up so fast)

A more dramatic telling of how Monkey became Monkey King

The Underworld

The Chinese underworld is very judgy

But it also has a wholesome grandma who feeds you

Kuan Yin

Kuan Yin, Goddess of Mercy

Kuan Yin 2, Electric Boogaloo

Kuan Yin 3, This Time It's Personal

Rulers of the Cosmos

Xiwangmu, the Jade Emperor, and Nuwa

The Jade Emperor is someone's OC

Possible line of succession for the rulers of the cosmos

Was the Jade Emperor in charge for Wukong's entire life?

Shangdi and the void where his characterization used to be

How the Jade Emperor got his badass wife

Miscellaneous

Si-Men Bau is a genius

The very heterosexual fox and his 'drinking buddy'

This fox had one job and he decided to create footbinding instead

Seriously, what are the 8 trigrams?

Erlang Shen plays Sidekick while th 4 kings get their asses whooped

The 5 members of the 4 Guardian Beasts

The 5th Element isn't just an old movie

The cow can jump over the moon, but not the Milky Way

Cute figures I don't need got my research blood pumping

And I needed 2 posts to geek out appropriately

Dragon Ball Parallels

More info on some cool critters that happen to have adorable minis

Oops, is that Plato in my Chinese Mythology?

Bulma Briefs, Great Tang Monk

Tien Shinhan, Lord of Sichuan

Yamcha, River Spirit of the Desert and Puar the Dragon Horse

[onegianthotmess]

“Ik hou alleen van jou…”

Theodorus x Jane

Synopsis: Theo hasn’t seen Jane in two weeks and hasn’t really talked to her properly in a month. She started acting strange when Johanna, Theo’s wife while he was human, began living in the mansion and she’s only gotten worse and worse. But, Theo isn’t one to pry and knows Jane will come to him when she’s ready; just like he “trained” her to do. Well, at least that’s what he thought until Vincent came with news of his most recent conversation with Jane, her engagement in hand. Theo knows he fucked up by waiting for her to come to him, so he rushes to Jane’s room to try and fix things before she becomes dead set on her decision.

A/N: This is mostly a “what if” scenario of if Johanna did come back to life and how Theo and Jane would go through it. I hope @natimiles enjoys this in particular, seeing as I’ve made them wait for so long!

Theo’s mind was racing as he quickly made his way to Jane’s room, his brother’s words from a few moments earlier replaying in his mind.

“She gave me her engagement ring,” Vincent said, gently placing said ring in the middle of his younger brother’s palm. “She said you’re free to do what you wish with it. I think she’s scared of you and Johanna getting together again or that she thinks you two have gotten those feelings back from when you two were married.”

Theo couldn’t help but cringe again as he remembered those words. He only cared for Johanna as a friend and the mother to his child at the moment, not as his wife. Those feelings went away with time a few years ago, and now he had Jane, who was quite possibly the sweetest and most timid woman Theo had ever met. Sometimes it was hard to believe she was a queen with how quiet she was and the simple education she’d received while human.

The Dutchman’s mind wandered as he imagined how many nights she stayed awake, pouring over the notes and lessons Comte and Leonardo had given her on the new Modern English and French, only to pour over more language lesson notes when she’d decided to learn a bit of Dutch to surprise Theo. But Theo knew she thought those restless nights of looking over notes again and again and going through the day with half the right amount of sleep were worth it to Jane when she stuttered out the words, “Ik hou van jou, Theo” in a choppy accent and semi mispronounced words. It was all worth it to her when she saw the usually serious and slightly cocky Theo, who was so good at reading people, become shocked and have his jaw drop at hearing the sweet little hondje he’d taken such a liking to say those sweet words in his mother tongue.

Jane was like that; often going to impossible lengths for her to give a special gift to someone or to make someone happy. She’d spent about three years planning and making everyone she knew little decorative pillows for their rooms. She spent months trying to perfect words in a difficult language she’d never even heard of while she was human just to surprise the first man who truly treated her right. She often suppressed feelings or opinions she had if she knew that they’d make someone upset. God, why was she so sweet like that?

Theo would never know why or how she could be so sweet, even rivaling Vincent in her peaceful and angelic nature. But he knew she was also sensitive and could easily slip into her own horrible thoughts if no one was there to help her see otherwise. And how Theo wished he’d seen it sooner; how Jane was feeling these past few weeks. But, he didn’t want to pry when she was sensitive and seemed on the verge of tears the few times he did seem to catch her alone. And Theo had few things he hated more than making his loved ones cry.

And, after what felt like an eternity of walking down the endless halls of the mansion, Theo finally stood in front of the door to Jane’s room. The Dutchman couldn’t help but hesitate, wondering if he should knock or just enter her room in case the blonde Englishwoman inside was asleep. As he pondered what to do, Theo looked down at the ring in his palm.

It took him days to find a nice enough engagement ring. He knew Jane wouldn’t want something very fancy, seeing as she’d likely feel guilty for having the man she loved spend so much time, money, and effort on picking out and purchasing something for her and that she was a woman with fairly simplistic tastes compared to other women. She found elegance and charm in simplicity and found anything too fancy or intricate to be a bit too much in her opinion. So, Theo went to a number of jewelers when he went into town, which was difficult since Jane was usually with him, so he had to slip away a number of times while Jane was distracted or tell her to wait for him with the excuse he had to privately talk with a client a few buildings down the street.

It wasn’t until he was out and about with Arthur one day when he saw a small jeweler shop that he hadn’t seen before. It was rather easy to miss, with the shop being squished between two large buildings and it was more of a hole-in-the-wall establishment. Arthur had dragged him in there when he spotted the Dutchman staring a bit too hard at the shop and made Theo look around at the rings. It took Theo about an hour of looking before he saw one he really liked. It was a simple gold band with three pearls on it—two smaller pearls on either side of the bigger one in the center. It was small, cute, and most importantly, it was simple. Needless to say, Theo quickly called over the lovely jeweler—a lovely elderly woman who ran the shop she’d opened with her late husband that had passed some years ago—and asked if he could get the ring sized. And, three days later, Theo picked up the engagement ring that was now a perfect fit for Jane’s delicate and slim finger and proposed to her at the end of that very same day, delighting in the look of pure joy on her gorgeous face.

That was possibly one of the most perfect days Theo could remember. He’d never thought as a human he’d ever meet a woman who he’d fall even harder for than Johanna, but he was oh so wrong. While Jane fell first, Theo fell a million times harder for her and quickly deemed her to be on the same level of importance in his heart as his beloved big brother Vincent, albeit in a completely different context.

Theo finally willed his mind to stop wandering when he looked to the door knob that would allow him access to Jane’s room, provided the door wasn’t locked. He knew that if she heard him call to her from outside that she wouldn’t open up at all, especially if she’d broken down like Vincent had implied when he’d spoken of their earlier conversation. But not knocking on the door to someone’s bedroom—and especially a woman’s bedroom door—was incredibly rude and Theo tried to balance teasing Jane with being a decently mannered gentleman.

So, after a few minutes, Theo lightly knocked on the door before opening it as he quietly asked into the room, “Jane?”

When Theo entered the room, gently shutting the door behind him, he was a bit taken aback. He knew Jane was a tidy person and preferred to keep her bedroom clean, so it was a bit shocking when he saw the mess that was about the floor. Books and pillows were in a few clusters about the room and a few dirty outfits she’d worn lay on the ground, abandoned instead of in the laundry basket where they belonged. And the room was a bit stale. Not in a bad way, but the air tasted old and stale and didn’t have the usual freshness and slightly sweet scent of baked goods that always seemed to follow Jane floating about. It would do good to possibly open a window to allow fresh air in and burn a candle to help restore the usual calming atmosphere the room once held before Jane had locked herself away from everyone else in the mansion.

And then Theo’s eyes landed on her.

Jane was curled up in one of the comfortable armchairs in her room, sleeping away like how King would if he were to sleep in a comfortable chair and not Theo’s bed for once. And she was in no way her usual self. Her milky blonde hair looked a bit darker with the grime and grease that had accumulated in it over the weeks she spent in her room locked away, there were dark circles under her eyes along with a to tiny bit of redness that suggested recent crying, her lips were dry and a bit pale, and her skin seemed more dull and lifeless. At first glance, Theo thought she was dead, but quickly retracted that internal statement when he saw her body rise and fall with every breath she took while asleep.

Even though she looked like she was at her worst, Theo still found her beautiful. But, of course it was like Jane to make sorrow look even more beautiful than joy when she experienced it. That didn’t make the Dutchman’s heart ache any less for her; he actually felt like he was in pain seeing Jane so upset, even if she was asleep.

Releasing a breath he didn’t realize he was holding in, Theo gently closed the door behind him before he made his way to the loveseat next to the chair Jane was in. He sat down and took in Jane’s sleeping features for a bit longer. She really did look like an angel no matter what state she was in. Even with obvious lack of sleep and crying, she was perfect.

“Jane?”

Theo called her name before he even realized he was speaking. But, ever the light sleeper, Jane began to stir awake. Slowly, she raised her head, stretching as she yawned before she rubbed one of her eyes, looking around until she saw Theo.

“Theo?” Jane asked, clearly still groggy from her nap. When her brain fully registered him, Jane immediately shot up in her seat and moved to sit properly while smoothing her dress and fiddling with her messy hair, trying to look semi-presentable. And after a moment, Jane cleared her throat before she began stuttering, “U-Uhm, whe-when did you…uh, how long ha-have you—ahem—b-been in here?”

“Not very long,” Theo replied, trying his best to talk softly. He’d seen Jane in a similar state of vulnerability before, and he’d learned the hard way that it was a bad idea to use his usual gruff voice when speaking to her when she got like this. “But Vincent came to me and told me a few things that made me worried. I’d like to talk with you about them.”

Jane stiffened, her red wine colored eyed shifting to her hands as she toyed with her fingers in her lap, clearly trying to avoid the implied subject. “Wouldn’t you rather, uhm, go talk with Johanna? I know you…I know you rather…e-enjoy her company,” she weakly stuttered out.

“I don’t know where Jo is at the moment, but even if I did I’d rather talk to you,” Theo sighed. “Vincent told me about your conversation with him, but I’d like to hear it from you. What’s bothering you and what can I do to help you?”

“I, uhm,” Jane murmured, tensing up even more and seemingly trying to hold back from letting everything spill out of her. “I…I-I don’t know wha-what you’re, uhm, talking about.”

“Jane,” Theo said, reaching over to the blonde woman and gently tilting her chin up to make her look at him. She was on the brink of tears from how glassy her eyes looked and Theo would hate to make her cry, but he had to say what he knew he needed to if he wanted to get anywhere, “you know you can’t lie to me and that I don’t like it when I’m lied to. So, would you please be honest with me so I can help you and fix what I did wrong.”

The next few moments passed in a blur as Jane couldn’t contain herself anymore and she burst into tears, unable to stop herself. She didn’t even notice Theo pulling her into his lap and tucking her head under his chin as he rubbed her back soothingly. The next few minutes passed without any real conversation as Jane couldn’t stop crying and Theo couldn’t do anything other than mumble quiet and comforting words into Jane’s blonde hair. It took a few minutes, but Jane eventually stopped crying and pulled away from Theo, sniffling and rubbing the tears from her eyes.

“I-I’m sorry that I ma-made you worry,” Jane stumbled out, still trying to get her breathing to even out.

“No. No, no, no, no,” Theo gently shushed, pulling James impossibly closer to his chest. “You have nothing to apologize for, liefje. If anything, I should be apologizing for not noticing you being this upset or saying something about it.”

Jane shook her head. “No, I made you worry instead of talking to you. You-You told me to always talk to you if I was upset.”

“That’s only if you feel like coming and talking to me, Jane,” Theo reminded gently. “It’s my fault for not trying to talk to you and thinking you’d come to me.”

“It’s not your fault,” Jane insisted, cheeks puffed out in a cute pout.

“It is, you silly girl,” Theo chuckled, lightly pinching Jane’s cheek and making her giggle. After a moment, he let go of the blonde’s cheek and Theo’s voice turned apologetic and a bit self deprecating once more. “I should’ve talked to you, but I didn’t because I was so used to you coming to me and telling me what was happening. I promise to try and ask if something is wrong if I think you’re upset from now on. Would you let me try that?”

“Okay,” Jane murmured, nodding as she curled into Theo’s chest, tucking her head under his chin.

“Good,” Theo smiled softly. “How about we stay here and talk for a bit and then go for a bath, Hondje?”

“Mhmm,” Jane nodded, just wanted to be close to the man she loved.

“Then why don’t we start with why you’ve been avoiding me?” Theo offered. “I’d like to know what’s wrong so I can help you.”

Jane swallowed as she tried to gather her thoughts, struggling to find words to articulate how she’d been feeling the past couple of months.

“I…” Jane paused a moment and swallowed, her throat drier than a bone, before continuing, “I couldn’t help b-but notice how…close you and Johanna were… S-So I asked Sebastian ab-about you two when you were hu-human and he told me how..how much you loved her an-and how you were practically in love the m-moment you met her. I decided to-to give you space to be with her again after s-so long and eventually those…thoughts came to mind and-and before I knew it I…”

Jane’s voice trailed off, not wanting to think about her depressing weeks alone anymore and knowing that Theo got the picture.

And of course he did. He just couldn’t believe that he’d been so neglectful as to not talk with the blonde woman sooner. He’d figured he’d upset Jane and that she’d come to him when she was ready, but he really should’ve known better when he, or anyone for that matter, hadn’t seen her in two weeks.

Theo couldn’t help but hug Jane closer to him. “I…I would say I apologize, but I don’t think that’s enough for what I put you through.”

“But you didn’t-,” Jane didn’t even get half of her sentence out before the brunette cut her off.

“But I did,” Theo interrupted. “I neglected you and excused my behavior by thinking you’d come to me like usual when this situation was anything but normal. I wasn’t a good master to you and an even worse fiancé when you’re the one I love the most.”

“But what about Vincent?” Jane giggled, a little amused by the fact that Theo declared he loved her more than anyone when he specifically said that his beloved older brother took priority above all in his heart, even going above his pancake addiction.

“Silly hondje, you know what I mean,” Theo replied, squishing Jane’s cheeks in his hands. He sighed before placing a soft kiss on the blonde’s lips before hugging her to his chest once more. “Ik hou alleen van jou, Jane…”

“You…You really mean that?” Jane asked softly, still feeling a little unsure of herself.

“I wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it,” Theo replied with his usual cocky smirk, only this time his eyes and demeanor were softer than usual. “I do love Jo, but only as a friend and as the mother of the son we share. I love you as my assistant, as my fiancée, and as my precious little obedient hondje.”

Jane looked up at Theo, his deep blue eyes clear with honesty and full of love. She couldn’t help the weak smile that played on her lips before she snuggled into the crook of her fiancé’s neck. “Ik hou van jou,” she muttered, mispronouncing almost every word of Dutch she spoke.

“I’m sure I love you more,” Theo murmured as he softly pecked Jane’s head before pulling away from her to look her in the eye. “Now, would you be up for a bath, Hondje? I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“That sounds nice,” Jane smiled. “Yes, please.”

“Perfect. Oh, and I believe this is yours,” Theo muttered, slipping something into Jane’s dainty hand.

The former queen looked up at Theo with a puzzled expression before she looked at what he’d placed into her hand. It was her engagement ring. Vincent must’ve taken it to him after he’d left her room.

A soft smile spread across the Englishwoman’s face before she placed it on the side table next to the chair she and Theo were in.

“I’ll put it back on when we’re done in the bath. I wouldn’t want it to get water damage,” Jane smiled as Theo stood up with her in his arms.

“Fine,” Theo replied. “But we’ll be sleeping in my room tonight. I’m tired of only having King for company, as much as I love him.”

And that’s exactly what happened. For, at the end of the night, Jane was bathed and snuggled up in bed with Theo in his room, King at the foot of the bed and sleeping at their feet. Along with being back in bed cuddling with her fiancé, Jane’s ring was back on her finger, gracefully and daintily wrapping her finger in a promise of pure love, protection, and devotion. And as Jane’s eyes slipped shut, she knew one thing for certain that night.

She would never again remove that symbol of love from her finger until her wedding day.

A/N #2: @natimiles I AM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO WAIT ALMOST A YEAR FOR THIS!!! MY HYPERFIXATION LITERALLY JSUT RESURFACED AND I AM SO HAPPY I GOT THIS OUT FOR YOU! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT LOVELY, AND, AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE FOR HOW LONG IT TOOK!!!

[dreamsoffantasty]

━━ ❀               Over the Moon Lyric Starters    ❀ ( lyrical meme appreciation featuring songs from the album, please feel free to change the pronouns as you see fit  ! some of the lyrics changed to fit better for RP purposes. )      

On the Moon Above

❛ Long ago, an ancient story beautiful and kind Chang'e and a handsome man named Houyi were in love. ❜

❛ True love ? ❜ / ❛ True love. ❜

❛ But she took a magic potion giving immortality. ❜

❛ Then she floated leaving her true love and she waits for him on the moon above. ❜

❛ And that's where she waits now, on the moon with only jade rabbit to keep her company. ❜

❛ Houyi died here on Earth. ❜

❛ And when she cries her tears turn into stardust. ❜

❛ Longing, hoping for her one truе love… Now she waits for him on the moon abovе. ❜

❛ Forever. ❜

Mooncakes

❛ Stuff ! Roll! Press! Smack ! Sift the flour, let the eggs crack. Knead the dough on every hour, then we start it all again. Form the dough around the filling, brush with egg and please no spilling ! What a lovely gift they are ! ❜

❛ There's tradition in these mooncakes. ❜

❛ We make every one with care. Then we bake them full of fondness, sweetness lofting through the air. ❜

❛ There is magic in thеse mooncakes. ❜

❛ You can feel it all around, Mooncakes whеre the magic is found. ❜

❛ Each one holds a message from the moon above "Cherish life and everything you love". ❜

❛ Magic in these mooncakes, hidden in these mooncakes for you. ❜

❛ How the leaves are changing, soon the festival begins ! Such a special feeling ! ❜

❛ There are memories in these mooncakes, all these memories shared with you. All the stories that you told me, mother, make me think of you. ❜

❛ Magic in these memories forever I hold true. Mooncakes and the memories of you. ❜

Rocket to the Moon

❛ I look up in the heavens and I can see your face, your gentle eyes in moonlight, I feel your warm embrace. ❜

❛ We were the perfect family: Ba Ba, you, and me. ❜

❛ I never thought that he’d find someone new and not remember you. ❜

❛ Of all the tales you told me, Chang’e was what I loved. She lost her precious Hou Yi, then floated up above. She waits for him forever. ❜

❛ So Ba Ba – why can’t he ? ❜

❛ If I can prove to him hеr tale is true he’ll rеmember you. ❜

❛ Fly away - Chang’e, are you calling to me ? ❜

❛ Are you up there looking at me ? ❜

❛ Can you see what nobody sees ? ❜

❛ Can you hear my voice up on the moon ? ❜

❛ Wish I had the wings to take me high away, to a place where no one doubts me. ❜

❛ I’d walk on a lunar dune... Could I find a way to get there soon ? ❜

❛ Build a rocket to the moon. ❜

❛ I would fly beyond the stars to keep my family. ❜

❛ If I did, I’d show my father love lasts all eternity. ❜

❛ I would prove truth’s in the heart, not only what you see. ❜

❛ Could I discover a way to break through ? ❜

❛ What could a girl like me possibly do ? ❜

❛ Build me a rocket, imagine the view ! ❜

❛ Oh, how I want to… Fly away Chang’e I am coming to you ! ❜

❛ Ba Ba, I will prove it to you I’ll be free of all gravity. ❜

❛ Hey, Chang’e, I’m gonna be there soon In my rocket to the moon ! ❜

Rocket to the Moon (Reprise)

❛ Magnetic levitation, frictional cessation... That's the key F is force, of course and G is always gravity ! Power, lift, duration Gyronavigation... ❜

❛ The thrusters are starting, I'll be departing soon. ❜

❛ Candles make a paper lantern fly so tell me, why can't I ? ❜

❛ Astronauts they rise above the sea so why not me ? ❜

❛ With each piece the puzzle turns my hope into reality ! ❜

❛ I can have lift-off at one more degree. Countdown is starting and soon they will see I think I've got it, I'm going to be free ! ❜

Ultraluminary

❛ I'm the light every night in your world. Are you ready to watch me be legendary ? 'Cuz I'm... Ultraluminary. ❜

❛ You wish on me in my glitter light. First star you see tonight. So wish away, wish with all your might ! Upon this radiant sight. ❜

❛ The stars ignite they flame from dust, born out of gravity and force, they combust. ❜

❛ Though they try in rivalry, they'll never shine bright as me. ❜

❛ I'm the light every night in your world, you revel in the glory of my beauty. ❜

❛ Ready to watch me be legendary ? ❜

❛ 'Cuz I'm ultraluminary. ❜

❛ Thе cosmic shine of my fine display, can turn the night to day. ❜

❛ I hеar they say that the Milky Way can't help but envy me. ❜

❛ It was a desert on the moon when we arrived. ❜

❛ Gathering all of my tears, heartbreak, and sighs, Jade made a potion ignite and turned the night. To a radiant city of light, from tears I rise ! ❜

Hey Boy

❛ Welcome to my game - sweet Chin. ❜

❛ You think that you're so fast, well you better think again. ❜

❛ I'm the best, I'm the queen of Lunaria and my serve is spectacularia. ❜

❛ Oh Cho, another point for me ! ❜

❛ There's only one way out of this misery. ❜

❛ Poor Chin, I don't want a rift, but it's time for you to tell me the location of the gift ❜

❛ See I am a legend and I always win. ❜

❛ The stars in the cosmos they bow to my whim. ❜

❛ Come on Chin, I"m running out of time. I'll keep you here forever 'till you give me what is mine. ❜

❛ Hey boy, don't you hold back If you do betcha, queenie's gonna getcha ! ❜

❛ Hey boy, better talk soon or never leave the dark side of the moon. ❜

❛ Fei Fei is my sister and I think that she's the best. ❜

❛ I've got a super power - I'm a cut above the rest ! ❜

❛ She needs a picture that I'll prove you're real. ❜

❛ I'll break through walls and seal this deal I'll smash it, pop it, top it and in the end I'll win it ! ❜

❛ I'm losing my patience I've no time for this. ❜

❛ This little nuisance is mine to dismiss. ❜

❛ Fei Fei says I'm annoying and maybe that's a sign of another super power ! ❜

❛ This game is mine ❜

❛ I'm faster than a comet I'm a rocket through the galaxy. ❜

❛ You ain't catching me and soon I'll have that picture and your Houyi will just have to {pfft} ! ❜

❛ If you weren't so selfish he'd have immortality. ❜

❛ You will tell me what I need ! ❜

Wonderful

❛ Do you ever hug your scales ? Shake your tail and make a light show a dance of colors and hues - Well, I do. ❜

❛ Here, right before your eyes a bright kaleidoscope surprise ! No moment is the same and that is wonderful-ul ! ❜

❛ Here, right before your eyes A bright kaleidoscope surprise! No moment is the same and that is wonderful-ul. ❜

❛ Do you ever watch the earth ? Lounge around and see it floating a swirl of white clouds and blue - Well, I do.. ❜

❛ It changes everyday It spins and turns and twirls away It just keeps rollin' on. ❜

❛ Look at the world surrounding you ! All possibility, every moment we have is a chance at something nеw to glow, to grow. ❜

❛ Do you ever feel afraid ? Curl up when you arе hurting and hold your memories tight to you. Yeah, me too. ❜

❛ If you release the past, you'll move ahead and bloom at last. The heart grows and it knows you can glow. You're wonderful... ❜

Yours Forever (Reprise)

❛ Always and forever, in this heart of mine. ❜

❛ Longer than the heavens and the stars that shine. ❜

❛ I am yours, I am yours forever. ❜

Love Someone New

❛ I know you're feeling sadness I see it in your eyes, the pain is overwhelming… When a loved one dies. ❜

❛ But it's time for you to let go and set your heartache free. ❜

❛ For there's life that's waiting there for you. ❜

❛ If you can let love through. ❜

❛ If you can give love, you will find your family. ❜

❛ Though it may not be like it was before. ❜

❛ If you give love, you'll never lose love. ❜

❛ It only grows. ❜

❛ No need to build a rocket, for you can now be strong. The things that you've been searching for have been here all along. ❜

❛ Though it hurts to miss her, her spirit's always near. ❜

❛ So trust that she will always be with you and love someone new. ❜

❛ The gift is not the answer and you are not alone. ❜

❛ Love is all around you a love you've always known. ❜

❛ Though it hurts to miss him, his spirit's always near. ❜

❛ The heart grows and it knows you can love. ❜

❛ You're wonderful. ❜

[8bitsupervillain]

Higurashi When They Cry Hou Ch. 5 Meakashi pt. 20

Since a lot of the plot from here is stuff that occurred in chapter two: Watanagashi I had thought about assembling the screenshots in a way to have both sides of the scenes play out. In an attempt to provide the full picture and timeline of events. I might still do that, but as it stands you'll have to deal with just the Meakashi screens.

Having dealt with Rika, Shion decides to go inform the mayor and Mion of the good news. I imagine she's just lugging around Rika's corpse while the following happens.

Despite claiming herself as Mion, I will still refer to Shion as Shion and Mion as Mion. If only to keep it consistent with the screenshots.

I'm not so bothered by the twist but by a minor issue the whole "using the tattoo to identify the correct twin" idea brings up. I don't recall, at any point in the actual narrative the idea that the successor has a demon tattooed on them. As far as I remember this idea really only gets mentioned in the TIPS in chapter two, and even then the narrator (I presume Takano) isn't a hundred percent certain that's the case. I realize this is a small point to get caught up on, but Shion is putting a lot of emphasis on the tattoo being the root cause for her life's misery. When really it doesn't account for a lot, even without the tattoo there was always the chance Shion would have gotten the bad luck of the draw and still been chosen to send to St. Lucia's. To me, this reads as just another instance of Shion wanting to blame an outside source for all of her misfortunes. Without a target to pin all the blame on all of her negative emotions will only be able to go back on her.

Also this raises another question, if Shion is really Mion why did Oryou try to kill her instantly once she was out of the womb? Wouldn't it have been Mion who is really Shion who almost died? Or is this just a thing that Shion internalized after years and years of living as Shion? That someone in the family offhandedly mentions the near strangulation and so she just automatically assigned it to herself and not Mion? Or can everything after she began her quest for revenge just be written off as her paranoid mind snatching at straws to justify her actions? And so shouldn't be taken at face value? I get the feeling that all of the narrators across the entire series should be viewed as unreliable narrators at best, but once Watanagashi 1982 happened should everything Shion says in her narration be taken with a certain amount of skepticism? Because she hasn't been entirely honest throughout this chapter.

I wonder how long after Satoko showed up did Shion take her down to the torture room? Right after she got in the gate? Just bonk her on the noggin and down she went? Or do you think she toyed with the child she hates first? Shortly after this conversation she calls Keiichi to discuss the curse. She then makes up some stuff related to the curse and then offers up the following:

I would like to remind you that Satoko in chapter three: Tatarigoroshi mentions that this is how the curse works as well. Which I think is an interesting little detail, one that offers certain speculations a bit of extra weight. The real question I have about this wrinkle being added to the events of Tatarigoroshi is this: does Shion bear Satoko the same intense hatred she has in this chapter?

Then the pair of Rena and Keiichi show up to the Furude shrine with Shion to investigate their disappearance. Finding nothing they split up with Rena investigating the main house and Shion and Keiichi going to the building Satoko and Rika actually live in. Satoko and Rika's orphan status is brought up and Keiichi mentions that he's vaguely aware of Satoshi's former existence. Which sets Shion off:

Only this time instead of attacking the person who dares besmirch her beloved Satoshi Shion instead focuses inward on the unfairness of fate and that everything when you really get down to it is the eleven year olds fault. They investigate the house and find nothing, when more villagers to show up to help the search efforts some begin asking who noticed Rika went missing first. Shion then loudly mentions how Keiichi had "strange suspicions" about her and so they came to investigate. Ooishi shows up to lend police assistance in the search.

It sure is a lucky thing she's able and willing to just completely change the details of her revenge at a moment's notice. But then again, I've never been a criminal mastermind, I can't imagine the types of fluid thinking required to kidnap and murder at least five people.

[unfortunatelyhesstilltony]

I AM NOT FUCKING PAYING FOR TUMBLR PREMNIUM WHO TH FUCK DO HOU THINK YOU ARE ???????????? WHAT PLANET ARE WE ON EINSTEIN ??????????????? FUCKING MARS