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Play minecraft

I’ve been wantin’ t’ try my hand at that. Since I done all that kinda stuff in real life, it’s gotta be easier in a game, right? Shouldn’t be too hard.

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writhes around in agony ggrhrhrhhrhhh

What’s uh… what’s happenin’, pardner? Ya doin’ alright?

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I've got several homophobic slurs to say

Naw, ya don’t.

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Wait, this account has been around fer about nine months now, is that why yall were all askin’ me about pregnancy n babies n whatnot??

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I ain’t never gonna get over th’ way yall draw me.

…Don’t nobody kiss me or nothin’ though…

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS NORM!! Did you get any fun gifts from friends this year?

Sure did! I got a single wet sock from Randy, Karen invited me t’ describe th’ horse I used t’ have so she could paint it (it turned out mighty fine), Oliver made me a cowboy mug (it ain’t able t’ hold nothin’ but a few pencils, but I love it all th’ same), an’ Gingi got me a goddamn danish sea captain colt walker revolver. Nobody knows where th’ hell it got that.

Oh, right, an’ Mingus gave me a nickel an’ told me not t’ “spend it all in one place”.

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Just a reminder fer those who gotta spend holidays with hateful or ignorant “family” members- yer loved, yer cared for, an’ family is somethin’ ya choose. Ain’t nothing wrong with ya. Y’all have a blessed holiday.

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I want you for Christmas what do we do now.

Santa can’t split me int’ enough fractions fer all y’all damn ‘simps’, so I guess I get a peaceful Christmas an’ y’all get t’ cope.

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Holidway caroling ^^ (don’t judge him, it is their first time)

Love t’ hear some holiday tunes.

Great job, lil feller.

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I've been a big ol' fan for a while now. And sorry for being anon, just embarrassed I guess.

But I love your posts and you as a character/person. You're a great guy, and I'm sorry for all the FREAKS in your ask box.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or whatever you celebrate. I do hope you have a great time with you and your friends.

Thank ya kindly pardner, an’ happy holidays t’ yerself as well.

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are you dead yety

Not yet

Merry Christmas an’ happy first day o’ Hanukkah yall

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Are y’all kiddin’ me right now

Norm Allen from Dialtown please

NORM ALLEN from Dialtown is getting baked!

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my cat is getting old so I'd like to ask: how is cracker barrel?

He’s harassin’ my Christmas tree, currently, so I’d say he’s doin’ just fine

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did you die there has been no new asks since like the 10th

I have a job, pardner, have ya tried one o’ those?

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i am so tired i thought your banner was a giant bat.

What kinda fucked up bats are y’all seein’ these days

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woudl you build a snowman with mingus ?

If she asked, yes, cause I’d assume maybe she was dyin’ or somethin’.

Of my own volition, though? It ain’t uh.. on th’ *top* o’ my list, exactly.

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THE CHOMP of 2024 sorry I'm drunk

pardner, based on th’ other several asks ya sent me, I ain’t surprised by that information.