#hotwireshipping

[captain-space-kin]

POV: You are Zane and/or Pixal

Silly little drawing I did based on an edit made by @inspectorghoul the drawing without all the effects, the original edit, and the tag list are under the cut!

Taglist -

@fading-through-existence @juniperjellyfish @carmelo-san @lightningchicken @crying-over-cartoons

@officercooks @mywasasi @ashclouds366 @basicallyjaywalker @finn-m-corvex

[norienoire]

being a multishipper is so great because theres so many great flavours

[itsaboutbee]

Kai: *on the phone* Hey Pixal, do you know my blood type?

Pixal: Of course, its B-.

Kai: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[gravyhoney]

Hotwire is sooo funny to me. Their dynamic is like

Pixal: I hate him so much. I want him to die, I would do it with my own two hands so I can watch the life drain out his stupid pathetic eyes while he knows how effortlessly I was able to kill him, but I care far too much about everyone else on the team and it would just break their little hearts so I will stick with the seething rage my entire body feels every single time he’s in the same general vicinity as me. I have planned seven different very detailed ways to murder him, and I am awaiting the day I finally snap.

Kai: lmaooooo she wants me sooooooooooooooo bad.

[fruity-legos]

Woah rare ninjago posting anyways uuh movieverse au hotwire real

It's so messy I'm sorry 😭

[sharksandjays]

the ninjago requests i recieved :) enjoy my rare attempt to fall back in

[hiddensneker]

I’m just saying if braincell is a thing and Hotwire is a thing why can’t we complete it by making serpentshipping (skylor and jay) a thing

[nin-jay-go]

hey guys did you know i love hotwire

poses based on the three graces by bertel thorvaldsen bc yea :) robot yuri and their token human <3 happy valentines day!

[naiad-ni]

can i request some hotwire? i love how you draw pixal

Hotwire is very silly to me, this is their dynamic

[nonbinarykai]

Hotwire is peak but I think a big aspect of it that is often left out of posts about it is that Pixal had to see Kai die.

Like in front of her.

Pixal, this being that was just created and barely has a concept of death had to watch someone DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

And now that she’s aware of the concept of mortality she spends the entire next episode trying to prevent Kai from dying again. She even put a sword of fire on ZANES MEMORIAL in order to honor him (not canon but let me have this) (the honoring Kai thing the sword of fire is on his memorial in canon)

Most human x robot posts get to the “I don’t want to see you die” phase a little while into the relationship but nah Hotwire jumped straight into the deep zone and never went back

[itsaboutbee]

Kai and Pixal: *running up to eachother* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*

Kai, deadpan: You're so annoying. I hate you so much.

Pixal: I've never met someone weaker or uglier than you.

[gravyhoney]

Who up thinking abt Hotwire?

[ataraxixx]

when tha wire is hot

[kumamooko]

When you make your own shipping polycule

[ivebeencursedbygays]

Kai: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! 

Kai, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Zane: Kai, you can do anything! 

Kai: Anything? 

Zane: Anything! 

Kai, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 

Zane: Wait, not that!

Cole: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? 

Nya: Wait, what’s the difference? 

Cole: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

Kai: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. 

Pixal: Throw rocks at he. 

Cole: Hot Dogs. 

Morro: Kill him. 

Kai: Thanks guys.

Nya: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Pixal: You use emojis like a straight person. 

Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Kai: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? 

Jay: Peonies, why? 

Kai: 

Jay: Were you going to get me flowers? 

Kai: 

Jay: 

Kai: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Jay: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. 

Nya: Oh, that was all real. 

Jay: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! 

Nya: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

*The gang is about to do something dangerous* 

Cole: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk? 

Kai: Go ahead. 

Cole: Be careful. 

Cole: Don’t die. 

Pixal: *Holds back a laugh* 

Kai: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Jay: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! 

Cole: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. 

Jay: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? 

Cole: Somehow that's worse.

Kai: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... 

Kai: ...How did I fail being born?

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Zane! 

Zane: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Pixal: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. 

Pixal: It's me.

Cole, in a room with Jay, Kai, and Nya: It’s calm in here. 

Cole: It scares me…

Nya: Fight me! 

Kai, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Zane: Nya got into a fight. 

Kai: That’s bad. 

Kai: 

Kai: Did she win?

Cole: Jay, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. 

Jay: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

Kai: Is that a gun?! 

Jay: It's not what it looks like! 

Kai: It looks like a gun! 

Jay: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore. 

Kai: ...ANYMORE?!

Kai, to the Squad: I’d die for you. 

Jay: Then perish. 

Pixal: You will. 

Nya: Please don’t. 

Cole: Cool. 

Zane: I’d die for you first.

Nya: If you got arrested what would be the charges? 

Jay: Theft. 

Zane: Disturbing the peace. 

Cole: Aggravated assault. 

Kai: Arson. 

Pixal: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Nya: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year? 

Jay: If you say me, I swear I’ll— 

Nya: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

Cole, texting Zane: Zane there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? 

Cole: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry 

Cole: Zane 

Cole: Zane 

Zane: Zane is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

Pixal: A sprite is anything not static. 

Jay: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. 

Cole: A sprite is a fucking soda. 

Cole: You god damn geekass bastards.

Kai: *sighs* I have no friends... 

Jay: 

Jay: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Zane: *tapping fingers on table* 

Cole: *taps fingers back furiously* 

Jay: …What’s going on? 

Pixal: Morse code. They’re talking. 

Zane: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - 

Cole: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Jay: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods* 

Jay, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Kai: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. 

Nya: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Kai, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need— 

Zane: A family. 

Cole: A better love life. 

Nya: Mental stability. 

Pixal: *clueless* Bagels?

Zane: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Jay: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 

Kai: 

Jay: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 

Kai: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Nya: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Jay. 

Jay: Hey, fuck you.

Jay: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Pixal: Why is Kai crying? 

Zane: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- 

Kai: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! 

Pixal: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- 

Kai: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! 

Pixal: NO, NOT THAT!

Zane: Hey, what have you two been up to? 

Nya: We were helping Kai write his vows, but he kicked us out because Cole was making inappropriate suggestions. 

Cole: How is “Jay, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

[spinbitchzu]

I truly believe that toxic by @ninja-kitty-more-like-no should be required reading for all hotwire girlies