#hot sauce red beast...

[i-rate-your-wobbledogs]

Sufficiently-Dreadful Beast!

8.1/10!!!

[oogalaboogalabich]

More Durgetash filth for you :) w/ canon durge.

Enver is feeling dominant tonight, more than that, he needs to rid himself of some pent up rage and you are all too happy to oblige him.

He has been wailing on you fairly hard. Fierce and merciless while you arent even bound, tempting danger more than you usually dare. However, your caution seems unwarranted for once.

You are completely blissed out in the sauce though and he cant get the reaction out of you he wants. He wants you to fight back. But that isnt going to happen today. For whatever reason, youre so relaxed under his brutality you fear you may actually drift off into sleep, despite the very very real beating youre getting.

Hes exhausted himself and youre just smiling up at him and bleeding. Its utterly infuriating. Entirely enchanting.

Gortashs good arm is shaking from exhertion and he looks cross as he does pleased.

"I was hoping for a little more fight from you, bhaalspawn."

"Feels too good" your chest is heaving with your ragged breath, your voice seeping from your throat like gravel and chocolate. "Dont want to scream..." Almost soothing enough to ease his ire. He wanted you to cry out today. needed it. Its so rare for enver to be in the mood for this. you feel a twinge of guilt, however small it is. But your still floating in a world off in your own right now, only half present.

"An exchange then." He tosses the tawse to the side and taps a crop under your chin a moment later, lifting it. "What is it you want, beast? How am i to wrench a scream from that pretty blue tongue?"

Your grin resembles more of a snarl, what for him pulling you out of your reverie. He asked you a question. You try to recall, but seconds ago may as well be hours.

"I asked you...*tap* what *tap* you *tap* want."

You stare up at him, and drink in his features. You do your best to ignore the red hot whispers of blood and death as they swirl and circle in from the corners of your mind, no longer silenced by the haze of Envers lash.

His lips have always been your favorite feature of his. Something forbidden to you for fear of destroying his greatest weapon in your teeth. Thin above with a lower lip that creates a meaty little pout whenever hes not scowling or smiling outright.

Your teeth are too sharp for him. Always. A healing spell could fix the damage, but it is his one prevailing fear. The loss of his voice, the use of his talented tongue, his ability to command.

An intolerable sacrifice he would never give freely. But he doesnt offer freely. Not tonight.

You speak before you mean to.

"A kiss."

Envers eyes visibly darken at that, if thats even possible.

"A kiss..." His smirk is one of incredulous surprise. His tone mocking, sardonic. He rolls his eyes, but looks so beyond pleased with this answer that it concerns you. you dont understand why, and you dont dare question him now...not until you have your answer at least.

"Please..." you dont speak this time. It comes out as little more than a rumble in your chest. As soft as it is, you sound positively feral, even by your own judgement. "Just one....gods PLEASE Enver."

Envers eyes have gone wide, his breath following a quicker rhythem than before. He knew he wanted this, despite his fears, he wants it as much as you.

The silence lasts far too long.

"Hold out your sword arm..."

"Env-" your jaw aches from the sting of the crop across it. You try to reign in your grin, to hide the teeth that enver would see...would remember and then deny you your wish. But your scailed lips peel back anyway, and your tongue lolls past them as your claws dig groves in the stone floor.

You lift your arm.

"Palm up...." you obey without question this time. He traces the crop in circles around the center of your palm. "An eye for an eye...as always with you isnt it?"

You draw in a breath that shudders with you.

"A weapon..." his tongue wets the corner of his lower lip. "...for a weapon."

You had never once begged him before. Not. once. Demanded, yes. Sarcastically denied any interest? Of course. Spent hours and hours on his knees in submission? Oh absolutely.

But this....this was better than he could have hoped for. A bhallspawn, the purest flesh of his gods mortal enemy.

Offering his own unholy hand in sacrifice for the kiss of a Tyrant.

Ten blows. Ten beautiful savage, flesh tearing strikes of twisted iron to your palm.

Each one alone is not enough, but by the time he reaches number seven, you can feel the very marrow in your bones beginning to bruise.

The eighth has you roaring at him like the animal he loves to reduce you to.

The nineth is aknowledgeable agony, something so deep even you cannot deny that little pleasure can be had from it. And you wonder if any kiss is worth this until you see the look on his face. Youve finally given him what he wanted. Its better than he could have imagined, hearing not a cry or a scream, but the gutteral roar of his dragonborn pet.

The tenth....gods but the tenth blow takes so long to come. You kneel there, shaking, anxious...eager even, despite the knowledge that the final blow will be far worse than any before.

And it is. Its saring white hot and blinding as the kiss that follows before you even realize youve been hit. You feel his gauntlets cutting under your jaw as he presses his lips to yours. You dont expect anything more than that. Enver has never once allowed even this. Too intimate.

You are both already so dangerously close to blasphemy every time you even look at each other.

But then you feel it, his tongue, gliding in past wicked teeth and coaxing yours to join it. You dare not move your jaw except to open it further at his behest, letting him do as he pleases. You feel it caress and flick freely with the enthusiasm and lack of skill one would expect from someone who doesnt normally allow themselves such indignity, especially as messy as this. You want to bite. Hells you must. Not. Bite. But gods hes got your tongue between those lips and-

And hes gone. You whine at the loss and care little that you must sound disgustingly pitiful. open your eyes to see him standing, smirking above you. His hair sticks to his cheeks and forehead, dripping with sweat same as what of his chest you are privilaged to see through the laces of his shirt. His gauntlets must be sweltering for him.

Indeed you can see moisture dripping from his wrists from under the golden cuffs. Its a wonder he was able to grip the crop so tightly.

He rakes a hand through his hair and slicks it back. Something you only ever see when on your knees...or when you have him on his.

He tosses the crop to the floor, unceremonious and callous as ever.

"Clean yourself up..." and meet him in the boudoir. the silent half of the command is present enough in the strained nature of his exit.

You dare only move when the door closes behind him, leaving you alone in his office.

You groan and collapse, rolling onto your back as a chuckle escapes you. You lift your hand to inspect it.

Your hide is only mildly bruised. The discoloration negligible.

but the damage beneath sings to you, makes your throat thrum in thick, plucking clicks of your vocal chords that resemble a purr.

You give your fingers an experimental flex, and suck in a hiss of air when your palm sends agony all the way up to your elbow.

Every flick of your blade for the next tenday, every sacrifice to Bhaal would be tainted by the taste of Banes chosen. The memory of the reward given for your tribute. Your sacrifice, mild as it is.

A sliver of dread slips into the back of your mind, and yet....you smile.

"Forgive me, Father..."

Worth it. So worth it.

[immoralimmortals]

we hop-skip-jump back with more akatsuki questions! we hope your days have been grand and your songs sweet, tak(?)

if the akatsuki were exposed to the cuisines of our modern, international world, what would each of them gravitate to? would hidan be lured by the cooking of the southern american states, creole, the sausages and cuts and grinds of europe, the whole beasts of the pacific? would itachi look at italian cuisine and feel a deep pang of nostalgia of how sasuke would like this fare? what would these tongues make of our world's bounty?

Hello again! Yes, I'm Tak uvu Some more cusine headcanons for you, dear!:

Honestly I think you nailed Hidan right off the bat. I think he's a connoisseur of meat in specific, if given the time and lack of killing people (so only a world with no Jashin. Probably). I can imagine him, Deidara, and sometimes Kisame having a hot sauce drinking contest. Kakuzu would show up and blow them out of the water once and never participate again. I think Hidan would like beef jerky and pork rinds.

My dad is obsessed with the Red Lobster food chain and now I'm thinking about how Kisame would genuinely enjoy himself while everyone else is only there for cheddar bay biscuits.

My dad just bought at least 100$ worth of Red Lobster gift cards once finding out they're going out of business HE KEEPS ASKING ME OUT TO RED LOBSTER SOMEONE FUCKING HELP M

I've already said in a prior post that Deidara would be OBSESSED with pop rocks. Wouldn't be surprised if he seeks out other kinds of food that give specific sensations, hence the hot sauce bit just now. He'd love carbonated drinks, too. He can bullshit his way into convincing you that yes, Monster Energy Drink *does* require a sophisticated flavor palate! He'd try anything if it had a novelty factor, at least one he can take seriously.

Perhaps obviously I can see Itachi especially enjoying the vast variety of teas that one can acquire in the modern world. My personal favorites tend to be rooibos blends, so I'd like to give him a cup. God, he'd be a great cafe owner. Literal coffee shop AU type of man. I want him to tell me about the floral notes in this morning blend of green tea from the Himalayas. I wanna own a combination tea shop and bakery with him, that'd be the dream.

Kakuzu strikes me as a hardy, heavy food kind of guy. Stews and meats and breads. He'd probably like corned beef and cabbage and potatoes. ...Sorry my Irish in me is coming out. Gravitates to comfort food that keeps you full and warm.

Nagato and Konan are...interesting ones to consider, because whenever I think about them and food I just can't stop thinking about how formative starvation must have been for them. I think they can get overwhelmed by seasonings really fast, anything especially salty or sugary or what have you is in small portions. I don't think they'd deal well with the fact that the most available foods in some societies are saturated with flavor that's overcompensating for shitty processed food. I think if you gave Nagato a bottle of Sunny D it might actually kill him.

Sasori can't taste shit, I think, but if he did he's one of those assholes with PIN POINT PRECISION. Wine connoisseur. Chocolate connoisseur. Will intellectually wreck your shit if you tell him you're making spaghetti and serve him angel hair.

I think Obito would get really disappointed if you told him you were going to get mochi and you came back with the kind you get from the grocery store.

Zetsu still eats people, I can only presume. He might be interested in foods related to "stranger" body parts, brain cheese and haggis, that sort of thing.

Side note: several years ago when I first entered my never-ending Akatsuki phase, I read a really, really cute self insert or reader insert fic where the Akatsuki came to the "real world" and they watched Spongebob and Kisame made what the story described as an adorable face as he was shown how a soda can works. I've been looking for it and my heart yearns to reread. If you happen to find it, please let me know!

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem: Song of Beasts. Ch 34: Panic of Feline

 Xavier left the Shack a few minutes after meeting his older brother, Teeth. He huffs as he drives back to his hotel. The ginger haired male rubbed his goatee to try calming himself down. Xavier wishes for his wife, Ruby to be here and tell him that things are fine. 

“Am I….being harsh on him?” he asked himself. The ginger haired male quickly shakes his head. 

“No! I’m not. He deserves it!” Xavier said to himself as he pulled into the hotel parking lot. 

Back at the shack and in the basement, the Mayhem were checking their phones out. “Hey” said Dr. Teeth to his bandmates. 

“Talk about a revelation of momentous proportions” he added with a smile. 

“We twittered once, and now the world’s twittering back.” said the doc. The band agrees. 

“The instant gratification is a hit of sheer dopamine surging through my cranium. I am sold” replied Floyd. Lips mumbles. 

“Don’t be,” said Moog as he walked over to the band with a worried look on his face as he held a sleeping Annie in his arms. 

“The Mayhem doesn’t tweet their fans online,” he added. 

“You meet your fans in real life and befriend them,” said the black haired male. 

“And tell them the very intimate details of your personal life,” he added. 

“But, like, now, we’re socially connecting with, like, way more people” replied Janice. 

“It’s like a virtual Woodstock,” she added. 

“Yep, except maybe this time we remember it” replied Floyd Pepper with a laugh. The whole back starts to laugh with the red haired male. 

“Wow. For sure” replied the blonde female. 

“Ooh! Lookie here” said the good doctor as he showed Floyd his phone. 

“Miss Taylor Swift and that Justin Bieber kid just followed us,” he added. 

“Oh, Beyonce and Gaga just tweeted, Whaddup?” replied the red haired male. 

“And Jack Harlow just, like, slid into my DMs” replied Jancie. 

“Don’t know what that means,” replied Floyd Pepper. 

“You know, It’d be most disrespectful not to respond to them all” said Dr. Teeth. 

“Agreed” replied Floyd. The trumpet player and saxophonist both nod their heads. 

“How’s about something like” he started to say before typing. 

“To our fellow music makers, you’re all absotively tremendulous.” The doc type. 

“Right on” said the red haired male. 

“You are all truly talenticious, with stupendorous fans” the good doctor added. 

“Love it” said Floyd Pepper. 

“And send” said the ginger haired male. He sent the tweet. 

Hours later, they were all in Penny’s office. She had her computer turn to the group. It shows Teeth’s tweet. It said “ To our fellow music makers. You’re absolutely terrible. You are all truly talentless with stupid fans.” 

The tweet wasn’t what Dr. Teeth wanted to write. “This is your idea of good publicity?” asked Mrs. Waxman with a scowl on her face. 

“Now, to be clear, the phone tarnishified my beauteous words for some strangestical reason” replied the doc. 

“It’s because your words aren’t actual words” replied Nora. 

“The what?” asked Lips. 

“Yeah, they were autocorrected,” replied Moog. 

“Who is this smart guy and why is he talking to me?” asked the pink haired female, her voice tone sound upset. 

“Now, I’m even more aggravated” she added as she added hot sauce to her sandwich. 

“Don’t be, okay? I will figure out a way to fix this” replied Label Lady. 

“Yeah, while you’re at it, I’m out of Satan’s Blow Out sauce. So you can fix that too” replied Penny Waxman. 

“The hotter, the better,” she added. The good doctor shake his head and let out a “Phew” 

On the way back to the Shack, Nora is upset with the tweet. “This is craziness” said Moog. 

“With one tweet. You started beef with all of music” he added. 

“No beef, please. My vegan belly rejects all bovine” replied Janice. 

“Yeah, we don’t beef with nobody” replied Floyd. 

“Well, except that one band from River Bottom,” he added. 

“Yeah, they were a nightmare” replied Teeth. 

“So, when do I get my photos?” asked Zoot as he turned to Label Lady. 

“Okay, one thing at a time. Okay? First, damage control” said the black haired female. 

“I’m sure JJ’s got a way to fix this whole mess,” she added. 

As they drive through town, suddenly a purple vehicle brakes in front of them. “Hey, now!” said the doc. A green car and a reddish orange jeep pulled up on each side of the van. People in the vehicles can be heard yelling at the mayhem, angrily. A yellow car with black stripes on the hood of it pulled up behind the van. 

The van was square in. Nowhere to run, no exit for them. 

“What’s happening?” asked Nora in a panic tone. 

“Trouble,” replied Moog with wide eyes. The people start to exit their cars. 

Out of the red jeep were a bunch of girls. “Are those Taylor Swift fans?” asked Label Lady. 

“And our vengeance shall be swift” said the leader of the group. 

Dr. Teeth start to stammering and look very panicked. “Why are they doing that?” he asked. The ginger haired male could feel his heart beating faster. His body felt the signs of danger. His pupils quickly change to those of felines. 

“Okay, teeth. Get us out of here!” said Nora in a panic tone of voice. 

“Behind us!” said Janice. The doors to the yellow car opens and a group of women in black leather outfits exit it. 

“You come for our queen, Beyonce. You’re gonna get stung” said the leader of the Beyonce fans. 

“Oh man, we got the BeyHive in the back and the Beliebers in the front, y’all” said Moog in a fear filled tone. 

Out of the purple car, the Beliebers exit it. “You better belieb it’s go time, '' said the leader with her arms crossed. 

“Seems we’ve been emboxified in” said the good doctor. Floyd looked at Teeth and noticed the doc’s eyes were slowly getting more yellow. This isn't  good. They need to leave or otherwise, a oversized feline looking beast be rampaging through town. 

“Oh, my Gaga! It’s the Little Monsters!” said the black haired male. Out of the green car, the group of the fans exit. 

“Mayhem, come out to play,” said the leader in a creepy tone of voice. The mayhem starts to panic. 

“It’s too late now to say sorry!” said the leader of the Beliebers as they all started to attack the van. The groups all try to get into the van or destroy it. 

“What do they want from us?” asked Nora in a fear filled tone. 

“Vengeance” replied Moog. “Look, as a superfan myself, I know how it works,” he added. 

“You cold diss their leader, you cold diss them all” said the black haired male. 

“But how do they even know where to find us?” asked Jancie in a panic tone. 

“It’s the phones, man! I told you they track us!” replied Floyd as he turned to Janice for a second. In the corner of his eyes, he noticed Teeth’s face was…changing with each quick breath. 

“Yeah. It’s okay. Just everybody calm down!” said Label Lady in a panic tone. 

Suddenly hands come through the window on top of the van’s roof and grab Lips. The trumpet player starts to panic as he tries to get out of the grips of the hands. The blonde male was pulled out from the window. 

“They got Lips!” said Janice. 

“Bring him back!” yelled Moog. 

Teeth’s breathing was getting heavy. Sounds of clothes ripping filled the van. A wave of fear wash over everyone. The doc’s face was a mix of his face and his wereform face. His hair was slowly melting into his skin to form fur. The nails on his fingers had turned into claws. 

Zoot quickly grabbed some spare chain they have for Animal and crawled to the front. He quickly ties the chain around Teeth’s neck which the good doctor didn’t even notice. The dark blue haired male knows what will happen next. 

Suddenly the passenger door to the van was ripped off. “They got the door!” yelled Dr. Teeth, his voice was deep and sounded like it is in panic. 

“Oh my God!” yelled the mayhem fan as fear filled his body. The group of fans grabbed Floyd Pepper. 

“Oh no! They got me!” yelled the red haired male in fear. The band screams in fear. As the fans try to get the other members. 

Something suddenly busted through the roof of the van and the sound of the purple car being thrown on its side filled the air. The fans that were attacking quickly looked but it was gone. They continue to attack the van while the rest of the band try to fight them off. 

The thing that busted through the van was…Dr. Teeth in his wereblood form. The beast was running like a cheetah through the town and onto the big road. Zoot was holding for dear life on the back of the doc. He had a death grip on the chain and on the back of the feline. The saxophonist tried to move Teeth to run to the Shack. 

It wasn’t working. Zoot sat up like he was riding a horse. He looked at the sides of Teeth and gulped. “I’m sorry, love but I have to” the dark blue haired male said before using the heels of his dress shoes to kick the sides of Teeth. Hitting the feline on his stomach. 

The pupils of the beast grow small as it changes directions to the Shack. Zoot used the chain to lead the feline. 

Teeth was panting as he ran on all fours. The white vest he was wearing had been ripped in half and flew off his moving body. His rainbow color shirt with designs all over it was hanging on his huge body for dear life like Zoot. The beast’s claws hit the concrete roads as he speeds past cars and bikes. There were some tears in his eyes as he ran like the wind. 

The pants that the doc was wearing was ripped but still on him, same with his black boxers. The shoes were destroyed and left in the van. 

The saxophonist holds on and keeps the feline on the track to the Shack. The feline kept running and jumping over things as they got closer to the Shack. 

[aglaean]

L'ARACHEL GRACES FÓDLAN!

template taken from @shadoll

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female (she/her)

AGE. 20

HEIGHT. 5'10"

BIRTHDATE. 785

CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None [unless you count the holy blood of the heroes of Rausten, which well, she definitely does].

CLASS. Blue Lions Student!

AFFILIATION. The Theocracy of Rausten

BIOGRAPHY. 

PERSONAL HISTORY

785 ~ Born in Rausten.

790 - Lost both her parents after they attempted to fend off an attack from Darkling Wood.

803 ~ Joins Eirika in the fight against the Demon King.

805 ~ Is welcomed to Garreg Mach with great pomp and splendour, as befitting her station! Obviously.

INTERESTS. Religion, Chivalry and Heroism, Fame, Her Allies. LIKES. Formal dance, her carefully maintained hair, flashy faith magic, novelty, Dozla's hand-knitted jumper, tea parties, riding, divine providence, being quite literally holier-than-thou, attention, general too-much-ness / pomp and circumstance. DISLIKES. Being dismissed, ignored, or unrecognised, monsters, villains and general evil-doers, isolation, loneliness, loss, mundanity, 'weakness'. Rainy days. STATUS. Inheritor to the Pontifex of Rausten, and a prodigous Blue Lions Student!   CLOSE ALLIES: Eirika and Ephraim.

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. grilled herring, saghert and cream, fish and bean soup, vegetable pasta salad, small fish skewers, spicy fish and turnip stew, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish sauté, sweet bun trio, fruit and herring tart, fisherman's bounty, pheasant roast with berry sauce, country style red turnip plate, peach sorbet, pickled seafood and vegetables, two-fish sauté, sautéed pheasant and eggs, cabbage and herring stew, vegetable stir-fry, bourgeois pike. DISLIKES. beast meat teppanyaki, sautéed jerky, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, fish sandwich, pickled rabbit skewers, super-spicy fish dango, daphnel stew, gronder meat skewers, gautier cheese gratin, fried crayfish, derdriu-style fried pheasant.

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

“Heavens! This meal.. it's a close match to my darling Rausten's cuisine!.”

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

“Surely, this is some jest. You forget who you dine with!”

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. Rose petal blend. CONVERSATION TOPICS. Your ambitions, Evaluating allies, Mighty weapons, The melody of words, Fashion, I'm counting on you, Favourite sweets, Tell me about yourself, You're doing great work, I heard some gossip, Overcoming weaknesses, Gifts you'd like to recieve, Heart-racing memories, Cooking mishaps, The opera, Cute accessories, Thanks for everything, Cats, The existence of crests, Shareable snacks, Stargazing, Dreams of a throne, Someone you look up to.

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) “Well, I see you finally worked up the courage to request my shining presence here. I commend you! The divine will continues to flourish.” (2) “Do you suppose that all these sweet little dainties are for us? Come, try this one!.” (3) “You ought to know, I only partake in tea time with people dear to me.” (4) "Please, remain seated! There is no need to rise or bow in my presence. Though if the mood does take you.."

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

“Why, I would be happy if this was the last thing I ever tasted! I wonder if Eirika would enjoy it...”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“Uncle and I used to sample brews like this all the time in Rausten! But, please, I am merely mortal, just a divinely sactioned peerless princess! There is no need to make such indulgent gestures. Seconds? Oh, yes please.”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) “I understand. It is hard to take in someone as blinding as I all at once.” (2) “You would tell me if I had something in my teeth, right?” (3) “Such is the problem of the renowned, we are always subject to examination! The spotlight isn't for everyone...”

QUIPS.  ✧

“Ouch! Too hot! Too hot!” “Hmm, it smells delicious.” “How pleasant!” “I must say, you blow on your tea with remarkable poise!” “Would you like to hear a fanfare Dozla and I devised?” “Haha!” “I see!” “Lala laaa~” “How fare you?” “Leisure time is essential!’ “How ridiculous!” “A jest?”

ENDING.  ✧

“Do not hesitate to call on me again if you find yourself in need of scintillating conversation! You have given me plenty of ideas for my next tea time.”

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(1) Hold! The most egregious error has come to me! I do believe you have yet to be regailed with my many daring exploits! This might be righted immediately, please, allow me to begin with the time I fought off legions of monsters alongside Dozla... ANSWER. Laugh, Sigh. (2) Whilst Garreg Mach is pleasant, you simply must be recieved for tea at Rausten! I promise you, all else will dull in comparison henceforth! ANSWER. Nod, Blush. (3) Rennac used to say that I was 'noisy' and 'a nuisance'. Poor thing, he did tend to have a habit of wittering in situations of stress. ANSWER. Laugh, Admonish. (4) Do you suppose my parents would be proud of the progress I've made? ANSWER. Nod, Commend. (5) My uncle doesn't permit gambling halls in Rausten... Even though I'm really good at... oh what was that silly card game called? I wonder if the Archbishop would be more receptive...? ANSWER. Admonish, Disagree. (6) Being a favourite of the Gods is tiring work sometimes - the weight of beautitude is not for all to bear! ANSWER. Sigh, Sip tea. (7) Learning to wield a lance is difficult... I wish I could just use my staff to bludgeon foes instead! Answer: Admonish, Disagree. (8) Suppose you were granted eternal fame, at the cost of your life. What would you do? I think it's utter twaddle. If death could be traded for fame, my parent's names would... Death is not the price of renown, I will make sure of it. ANSWER. Nod, Sip tea. (9) Don't tell him, lest he drown you in tears, but I miss Dozla more and more everyday. He was such a good retainer. It's so hard to find someone willing to risk life and limb for you nowadays. Hmm? My eyes? If my eyes are gleaming it's my inner radiance shining through. Nothing more. ANSWER. Sigh, Commend.

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Stylish Hair Clip, Legends of Chivalry, Dapper Handkerchief, Gemstone Beads, Ceremonial Sword, Rose. DISLIKED GIFTS. Training Weight, Whetstone, Blue Cheese, Smoked Meat, Arithmetic Textbook.

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

“As a gracious lady, and ambassador of Rausten, I shall accept. But know you have gone down in my estimation.”

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

“This is quite lovely! Do tell me where you found it? I wish to purchase more for my darling retainers.”

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

“Ah, the first of many tributes made in recognition of my splendour! You have secured my everlasting favour.”

LOST ITEMS

Hand-Knitted Jumper. A garishly green jumper that's slightly lumpy, with various straggling threads. The label inside declares it's a gift, signed off by a single 'D'. This probably belongs to someone who enjoys loud clothing. Location found: Dining Hall Diary. It appears to be a diary, but the title, dubs it 'The Chronicles of the Beautiful Princess of Peerless Beauty' in an incredibly flowery hand. The entries stop adbruptly about a week in. This probably belongs to someone who seeks fame, and not consistency. Location found: Second Floor Hallway Hairbrush. A hairbrush that feels expensive to even handle. There are strands of green hair around the bristles, which are slightly worn down with use. This probably belongs to someone who tends to their hair religiously. Location found: Blue Lions Classroom

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"I had no fear that it was lost for good! Divine providence ensured it was only a matter of time. But I appreciate your acting as an agent of the Gods.”

NOT OWNER.  ✧

“Do you honestly suppose I would have use for such a thing?”

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

“This is but a footnote in my legend!” [Byleth specific] “Professor, do not fear for me! This will not be my end, let it not rest on your conscience. I shall arise anew!”

FIRST KILL.  ✧

“So, such is the cost of everlasting renown.”

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

(1) “You've chosen well! I have a voice that can reach the heavens itself! ” (2) “What, leave? I suppose it wouldn't do to drown everyone else's voices in my own lyrical splendour... But, are you really certain?”

COOKING.  ✧

(1) “Come, come! We musn't dally, there are grateful mouths to supply with our beneficiance!” (2) “But of course it's supposed to turn that colour! That means it's... hm... well-done.” (3) “Behold, hungering souls! Feast upon this veritable cornucopia of cuisine!”

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

“Mm. Apologies, did you say something?.” Critique: Well, there is really no need to take such a tone with your favoured student. The gall! Console: Allow me to try again, this time you will witness my grace!

GREAT.  ✧

“Ah, merely the expected outcome.” “Did you see that?.”

PERFECT.  ✧

“Take my hand, we shall hail in a new of era of light in tandem!” PRAISE. “I appreciate your cultivating my inherent refulgence.”

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

“Augh! Be so kind as to release my sleeve this instant, please. Divine clothing is not for unrefined palates.”

WEEDING.  ✧

“Perish under the governing hand of your scourge, weeds!”

SKY WATCH.  ✧

“From here, we see as the Gods do!”

FAILED.  ✧

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

“This is of no concern - divine providence will direct me.”

PASSED.  ✧

“Hah! Haha! To possess such devastating beauty AND intelligence in a human form, is it even possible?”

UPDATE GOALS

REASON.  ✧

“There's something so... intoxicating about magic, wouldn't you say? When I use it, I can feel the God's favour flowing through my blood, through my bones. Besides, it is of utmost priority that my attacks reflect the radiance that dwells within. I already have many ideas of how to use these spells to spread my fame...”

LANCE.  ✧

“I know, someone as dainty and gentile as myself with such an ungainly weapon? It seems improper. And yet, I must confess that the allure of bludgeoning my foes is growing harder to deny. Why the lance? Well, I suppose you could say I was inspired.”

FAITH.  ✧

“Are you injured? Oh poor soul! Please, flee to my gentle embrace! Follow the saintly glow of my eyes, and I shall utilise the best of my abilities to nurse you. It is essential to be well-versed in the art of healing. You never know when you'll be encountered with dire straits. With something that seems beyond all hope. ”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

“Ah, the Gods joy in trials.”

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

“Please, refrain from excessive applause!”

5 STATS UP .  ✧

“My heroic apotheosis approaches ever closer!”

6 STATS UP .  ✧

“I should not be surprised. The Gods inhabit my every step.”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

“Now, onto even greater heights!”

BUDDING TALENT

“Trying something new sounds fun. Naturally, I will excel.”

NEW SKILL

“Ooh! I shall incorporate this into my daring exploits post-haste.”

RECLASSING .  ✧

(1) “Let's try this for today!” (2) “Hee hee- Now, how best to display this new-found splendour?” (3) “The Gods will I change, and so I do.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

“CHARGE!.”

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

“I will not falter!”

LOW HP .  ✧

“Haah, this is no concern to one as grand as I.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“Whoops! My gleaming eyes must've blinded you!”

CRTIICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“Were I not a holy woman...” “[Imitating Dozla] GWHAHAH!” “Die, and be ennobled by my hands!” “The Beautiful Princess of Peerless Beauty is here!” “Sing my praises!”

GAMBIT .  ✧

“I am not alone!”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“My darling forces, we shall prevail with appropriate spectacle!”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“You shall be remembered as the vanquished foe of L'Arachel!” “Latona forgive you.” “Don't return.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

“Woohoo! Again, again!” “Are you challenged by my eminence?” “You need not risk yourself needlessly.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Well, how unusal!” “A thousand thanks!” “You shall be remembered.” “Come to me if you are harmed, yes?” “To think I would need healing!” “No hero walks alone.” “The Gods restore me!”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

“This is not how my story ends.”

CLASSIC .  ✧

“Dozla... Rennac... do not forget me.” “Ahhhh, Mother and Father, forgive me for this failing. I shall see you soon.“

THE ADVICE BOX

“Greetings! I have no need of "advice", if I may speak with complete honesty, but such a gimmick intrigued me. Do you suppose I would be permitted to assist? As a princess of the people, I should aid those in need! ” >Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... > Perhaps aiding people face-to-face is the place to start. (Correct answer) >I doubt anyone would take advice from you, L'Arachel.

[sugarcreambiteskingdom]

Name: Dew Pop Cookie

Rarity: Super Epic

Gender: She/They

Sexuality: Genderfluid, Bisexual and Ace

Type: Bomber

Position: Middle

Weapon: Battle Axe

Bonds: Twizzly Gummy Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Devil Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Black Lemonade Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Crunchy Chip Cookie, Wild Berry Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie, Mala Sauce Cookie, Raspberry Cookie, Lilac Cookie, Ninja Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Pastry Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Black Raisin Cookie, Rye Cookie, Purple Yam Cookie, Werewolf Cookie, Capsaicin Cookie, Pitaya Cookie Dragon, Fire Spit Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie

Likes: Soda(Mountain Dew), Milk Chocolate, Peace and Quiet, Guitar Playing, Cake Monsters, The Rain, Acid, Playing with the 5 Beasts, Sweets, Sugar, Salt, Dad...?

Dislikes: Loud, Mom, Dark Chocolate, Black Coffee, Spider,

Ability Name: Leave Me Alone!

Ability Info: Smash her battle axe on the ground and creates cracks in front of them that has Hot Green Soda(Acid) To Come out of the ground like an after effect of shaking a soda or putting mint inside of it

[swiftscion]

✢⁎. larcei in garreg mach

source !

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female

AGE. 20

HEIGHT. 160 cm / 5'3

BIRTHDATE. December 28th, Gran 759 

CREST/HOLY BLOOD. Minor Od (though subject to change depending on her father)

CLASS. Blue Lions student

AFFILIATION. Kingdom of Isaach

BIOGRAPHY. Daughter of the legendary swordmaster Ayra. Arrived at the Officers Academy in search of her mother, whom she believes is still alive. Her skills with her blade are matched only by her red-hot temper, and her devoted spirit is both her biggest strength and greatest weakness. While technically royalty, her simple and blunt mannerisms are fitting of one raised alongside other orphans. She wishes to become the strongest version of herself that she can, echoing her mother's legacy so they can one day reunite.

PERSONAL HISTORY

Grann Year 759 ~ Born during the Holy Wars alongside her twin brother, Scathach

Grann Year 761 ~ Separated from her parents following the Battle of Belhalla, and placed in Tirnanog to be raised as an orphan

Grann Year 777 ~ Lends her sword to the Liberation Army and helps restore Isaach after its occupation

Imperial Year 1180 ~ Enrolls at the Officer's Academy at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS. Swordplay, Competition, Traveling LIKES. Light clothing, physical activity, festivals, stars, sweets DISLIKES. Injustice, feeling like a child, dishonorable combat, flowery language, laziness STATUS. Princess of Isaach, cousin of King Shannan of Isaach CLOSE ALLIES: Scathach, Lucina, Edward

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. country style red turnip plate, saghert and cream, sweet bun trio, peach sorbet, pheasant roast with berry sauce, garreg mach meat pie, deirdriu-styled fried pheasant, sauteed jerky, sauteed pheasant and eggs, beast meat teppanyaki, gronder meat skewers, pickled rabbit skewers

DISLIKES. sweet and salty whitefish, small fish skewers, grilled herring, fish and bean soup, fruit and herring tart, fisherman’s bounty, fish sandwich, two-fish saute, cabbage and herring stew, bourgeois pike, super spicy-fish dango, spicy fish and turnip stew, pickled seafood and vegetables, scrambled eggs with vegetables, fried crayfish, daphnel stew, cheesy verona stew, gautier cheese gratin, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, vegetable stir-fry

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"As a kid, I would've hit my brother over the head for somethin' like this!"

STANDARD DISH.  ✧

"You loaded up our plates with extras, yeah? Eating is just as important as training."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"Are you sick in the head?! A-Actually, I think I'm about to be...!"

WITH SCATHACH.  ✧

"Remember when Edain used to make all our meals for us? I bet I can still eat these ones faster than you!"

WITH AYRA.  ✧

"This might sound silly, but... I've always wanted to do this with you... Mother...."

TEA TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. Honeyed-Fruit Blend, Tea of the Saints

CONVERSATION TOPICS. evaluating allies. reliable allies. tell me about yourself. working hours for guards. exploring the monastery. cats. past laughs. school uniforms. heroes’ relics. children at the market. hopes for the future. thanks for everything. shareable snacks. getting out of homework. creative pranks. making friends. close calls. a place you'd like to visit. sturdy weapons. potential training partners. the last battle. your ambitions. overcoming weaknesses. mighty weapons. i'm counting on you. someone you look up to. a new sword technique. equipment upkeep. the thrill of sweets. you seem different. favorite sweets. a new gambit.

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) "I prefer staying on the move, but I'll make time for you."

(2) “Thanks for reminding me that I need to take a load off every now and then.”

(3) “I won't forget this, you know. Next time, it'll be my treat!”

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

“Huh? Hey--Who told you I like this stuff?!”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“Woah... Isn't this a bit much? Hmph, if you're trying to impress me, save it. Last thing I need is another flower shoved in my face!”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) "Don't tell me you brought me here just to gawk at me! I'll pull you into a stump if you don't buzz off!" (2) “Bored already? Me too. Let's get in a round of fighting after we're done.” (3) “Geez... I don't think I could ever get used to this kind of attention...”

QUIPS.  ✧

"Ah--That's hot!" "Just gotta stop drinking so fast...!" "Eheheh..." "Not bad!" "How are things with you?" "Reminds me of her..." "Yeah?" "It'll go straight to my legs." "What's up?" "I wonder what goes good with this..." "Hey!" "Hmm..."

ENDING.  ✧

"Heh, looks like I finished before you. Blink, and you'll miss me!"

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(1) What did you think of my last battle? I've gotten a lot stronger since the time Lord Shannan had to save me! ANSWER. Commend, Chat (2) I've seen the way you guys do Astra. The form's all wrong! I'd teach it to you myself, but without the Holy Blood of Isaach, I doubt you'd get very far. ANSWER. Laugh, Sigh (3) This sword was an heirloom from my mother... If I lost it, I don't know what I'd do with myself... ANSWER. Nod, Sip Tea (4) Sometimes it feels like you're looking right through me. I wonder if I've grown predictable as an opponent...  ANSWER. Laugh, Sip Tea (5) l like my clothes light and easy to move around in, but there are places where it's always snowing! ANSWER. Laugh, Chat (6) Ever meet someone you want to believe in, but makes it so damn difficult? Sometimes I wonder if a hilt to the jaw would fix 'em.  ANSWER. Disagree, Admonish (7) Back in Isaach, we believe that every debt should be repaid--both the good and the bad. I'll never forget you doin' nice things like this, but cross me and I'll make you regret it. ANSWER. Nod, Sip Tea (8) Growing up, I used to watch kids get snatched up by imperial dogs. It was awful, and the things they would do to the girls... I used to feel so weak, being unable to protect them. ANSWER. Nod, Commend (9) One day, I'm gonna find her... And then I'll prove everyone wrong! They'll all see that everything has been worth it! ANSWER. Commend

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Smoked Meat, Hunting Dagger, Whetstone, Ancient Coin, Owl Feather, Training Weights, Ceremonial Sword, Exotic Spices

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Get this outta my face!"

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Thanks! I'll make sure it's put to good use."

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

"Looks like I'm in your debt again. Don't worry, I'm already thinkin' up a great way to repay you!"

LOST ITEMS

STAR-SHAPED AMULET. A simple wooden amulet, evidently worn. It probably belongs to someone who finds the stars sentimental. Location found: Blue Lions classroom

TASSELED TROWEL. Someone's personal farming equipment. It probably belongs to someone with humble origins. Location found: Greenhouse

CURVED SWORD. A uniquely shaped saber, meant to overwhelm an opponent with a rush of killing strikes. It probably belongs to a foreign and skilled swordmaster. Location found: Training Grounds

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"Shoot--can't believe I actually lost that! Thanks for the help."

NOT OWNER.  ✧

"Only a child would lose something like that."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

“You're lucky we weren't fighting for real...” ( *Byleth specific  ) "Professor...? Hmph! This isn't over! Next time, I'll take you down for sure!"

FIRST KILL.  ✧

"The power of Crusader Od demands I cut you down!"

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

(1) "H-Hey, isn't this a little embarrassing? I've never really sung before..."

(2) "Alright, but if I catch anyone givin' me funny looks...!"

COOKING.  ✧

(1) "Oh, this? It's actually pretty easy. If it was for survival, I could help cook back at home."

(2) "Make sure you pile on lots of meat! If a meal won't make me any stronger, it's not worth having."

(3) "Let's make more than enough for everyone. If there are any siblings eating tonight, they'll fight each other for who gets to have seconds."

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

"So that's wrong... Damn! L-Let me have another go at it!."

Critique: I need real-world application if I want stuff to stick. Console: Quit treating me like a child!

GREAT.  ✧

"I've gotta keep goin' if I want to be like mother." “That's a good point. Okay! I'll include it in my technique.”

PERFECT.  ✧

"My technique is the pride of Isaach! Nothing stands in my way!"

PRAISE. "Heh, watch your tone. I'm on track to outdoing you."

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

“It's pretty hard keepin' up with 'em during battle, but horses back in the stable are easy to maintain.”

WEEDING.  ✧

"We used to ball these up and throw them at each other when we were kids... Wanna go?"

SKY WATCH.  ✧

“Just don't look down, and you've got nothin' to be afraid of!”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.  ✧

"What the--That was hardly fair! Give me a weapon and I'll show you I can do it!"

PASSED.  ✧

"One step closer..."

UPDATE GOALS

AXES.  ✧

“Professor, I'm getting good at using my legs, but I feel like my arms could use some work. Let me pick up an axe! If you give me enough time, I'll be swinging it faster than the eye can see.”

FLYING.  ✧

“Man, mages and archers piss me off... Look at them, always sitting behind enemy lines and attacking from afar! I say we walk right up to 'em and knock 'em down where they stand! Professor, if you teach me how to use a mount, I can rush in and take them out before they get a chance to act.”

BRAWLING.  ✧

“I grew up having to fight for survival. If I can punch through that, I can punch through anyone. Put me on the front lines, and see how my lightning-fast fists make short work of our enemies.”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

“Just need to try a bit harder...”

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

“Riposte, and engage. That's the form I've drilled into my body!”

5 STATS UP .  ✧

“The skills of my homeland live on through me.”

6 STATS UP .  ✧

“My sword is shining! Our enemies will fall to my Astra!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

“Mother... Are you watching?”

BUDDING TALENT

“It's new, but I like it! Let's keep training until it's as good as my swordplay.”

NEW SKILL

“Power comes pretty naturally to me. I'll show you what I can do!”

RECLASSING .  ✧

(1) “Harder, better, it's all just training to me. ” (2) “Doesn't matter how--I move forward.” (3) “A new angle might help me find what I'm lookin' for.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

“Eyes on the enemy.”

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

“Not gonna fail!”

LOW HP .  ✧

“Don't worry... About me...”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“I'm faster!”

CRTIICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“No running now!” “Die, tyrant!” “Heart and sword as one!” “Now we're fighting for real!” “This is the end for you!”

GAMBIT .  ✧

“My sword is too kind for the likes of you.”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“Leave it all to us!”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“Tch. That's all?” “Victory or death--it's just how I fight.” “Easy pickings.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

“We're rivals now!” “Keep going! Leave none standing!” “Heh, you're pretty good at this.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Caught me slacking, huh?” “Wow, I really owe you one...” “I'll put this to use.” “Hits the spot after a long battle!” “Messed up, didn't I?” “Now watch me soar!” “My sword's all yours.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

“N-No... I've still got stuff to do.”

CLASSIC .  ✧

"Shannan... Mother... I've... Failed..." “Guess they... Finally got me...“

THE ADVICE BOX

"I got real mad at someone I care about, but now I'm beginning to have regrets. I'm afraid they might not want to talk to me. What do you think I should do?"

>It's okay, they'll probably forget about it if you wait enough >If they're family or a close friend, they'll forgive you once you break the silence (Correct answer) >Start another fight to prove how you were right in the first one

[optimismxmagicism]

Ewan in Fodlan!

Personal Info:

Gender: Male (transmasc) Birthday: 22nd day of the Harpstring Moon (May 22nd) Age: 14 Height: 145cm Weight: 38 KG Crest/Holy Blood: N/A Class: Blue Lions Affiliation: Gerik’s Mercenaries, Caer Pelyn

Personal History:

Magvel 791 - Was born to a wealthy merchant couple in Jehanna To protect him, Tethys took him from their home and fled. Grew up on the streets of Jehanna’s capital with his sister, Tethys.

Magvel 799 - Was found and recruited by Gerik’s Mercenaries

Magvel 800 - Started tutelage under Saleh in Caer Pelyn

Magvel 803 - Participated in the war of stones, joining Princess Eirika in her battle against the Demon King.

Magvel 805 - Received a letter of acceptance and traveled to Fodlan, joining the officer’s academy as a student of the Blue Lion house.

Interests: Studying Magic, harmless pranks, Likes: Learning, Magic experiments, brain teasers, sharing sweets with his loved ones, eating sweets, playing pranks on friends, Dancing. Dislikes: Poverty, the dark, being alone for too long, being made fun of for his height, spiders, going to bed hungry, lecherous men. Status: Student to the Great Sage Saleh and junior member of Gerik’s Mercenaries

Close Allies: in TOA: Erk, L’arachel Outside: Tethys, Saleh, Gerik, Marisa

Dining Hall Preferences

Likes: Saghert and Cream, Sweet Bun Trio, Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Peach Sorbet, Small Fish Skewers, Fried Crayfish, Vegetable Pasta Salad, Onion Gratin Soup, Country-Style Red Turnip Plate, Fruit and Herring Tart, Fisherman’s Bounty, Fish Sandwich

Dislikes: Beast Meat Teppanyaki, Pickled Rabbit Skewers, Daphnel Stew, Cheesy Verona Stew, Pickled Seafood and Vegetables, Gautier Cheese Gratin.

Dining Hall Quotes

Favorite Dish

“Wow! This is seriously tasty! Do ya think they used magic to make it?”

Least favorite dish

“Uh…. I’m not hungry right now. ..what? No dessert?! Aw… okay..”

Tea Time Guide

Favorite Tea: Honeyed-Fruit Blend

Favored Topics

A place you'd like to visit / Books you've read recently / Children at the market / Cooking mishaps / I’m counting on you / Our first meeting / Past Laughs / Reliable allies / Someone you look up to / Tell me about yourself / Thanks for everything / The library’s collection / The view from the bridge / Working together / You seem well / You’re doing great work / Favorite sweets / Shareable snacks / Books you’ve reach recently / Heart-racing memories / Hopes for your future / Dreamy Knights

Tea Time Quotes

Greeting

“Thanks for the invite! I always enjoy drinking tea with a friend!”

Favorite Tea

“Ohhh, this is my favorite! Sis sometimes bought it for me as a treat!”

5 star tea

“Gosh, are you sure you wanna spend such a fancy tea on me? Well hey, thank you!”

Being Observed

“Aw, do I have something on my face again? I can wipe it off myself, I’m not a child!” "What is it? Am I just so adorable you can't look away?" "I can see the clarity in your eyes! ..That's what teacher sometimes says, hehe." "You can poke my cheek- it's soft, I promise!"

Introducing Own Topic

“I was studying before you called me here, so getting the chance to relax is so nice!” “Have you ever tried tea made from mountain herbs? It’s surprisingly sweet!” "This school is so fancy.. Kid me would've never imagined attending such a place!" "I wonder how my big sis is doing. I should send her a letter again sometime..." "You're not my first teacher, did you know that? I'm studying magic under someone else too!" "I wonder who got the idea to put leaves in hot water.. I wonder if other plants would work too..." "Hey so, I've been thinking about designing Pegasus-pulled carriages! What do you think? Doesn't that sound fun?" "The air here is so nice. So much better than dry desert air, yuck!" "There's so many pretty people here- but none are as pretty as my big sis!"

Quips

“Hm?” “Oh!” “Yeah!”

End

“Ahh.. I feel so refreshed already! Thanks so much for the tea, Professor!”

Misc. Dialogue

Gift Guide

Favorite Gifts: Armored Bear Stuffy, Board Game, Tasty Baked Treat, Gemstone Beads Disliked Gifts: Blue Cheese, Smoked Meat, Training Weight

Gift Quotes

Disliked gift

“Uhh.. Oh, here’s a magic trick! One, two, three.. and poof! It’s gone!“

Liked gift

“Oh, wowzers! Thank you!”

Favorite gift

“Whoa, is it really okay for me to have this?! I'll have so much fun with it, thanks!”

Lost Items

Doodled Tome - A beginner spell tome full of juvenile doodles, much to the original owner’s chagrin. It probably belongs to a scatterbrained mage. Location found: dormitories

Dancer’s Bracelet - An ornate bracelet usually worn by dancers outside of Fodlan. It’s held on a string, as if to be worn as a necklace. It probably belongs to someone close to a dancer who’s too small to wear it properly. Location found: library

Ribbon Staff - A healing staff decorated with flashy red ribbons, perfect for use on stage. Probably belongs to a mage that likes to show off a little. Location found: Classrooms

Lost Item Quotes

Owner

“Ooh, I was wondering where I dropped that! Thanks so much for finding it!”

Not owner

“No, that doesn’t look familiar to me. Should I use magic to figure out who's the owner?”

Battle Quotes

Mock Battle Retreat

“Owie! Aw.. I guess I still have a lot to learn after all..”

First Kill

“I.. I took on magic to protect my friends, but this is… so much blood…”

Monastery Lines

Choir Practice

“La La laaaaa~ Ehehe, surprised? I used to sing all the time with my sister!”

Cooking

“Hey, do you think this would go well with what we’re making? …no? Aw, okay.”

Tutoring

Instruct

Bad

“Huh?! What went wrong here?! Aw, boo..”

Console: “Thank you.. I-I’ll do better next time, promise!” Critique: “Yikes, that’s harsh! I was trying my best!”

Great

“Heehee, that was no problem at all!”

Perfect

“Did you see that?! Are you proud of me, Teacher?”

Praise: “Aw, shucks, I’m blushing.. keep it coming though!”

Stable Duty

“Aww, you're such a cutie, aren't you? Want a sugar cube- OW! Don't bite my hand!”

Weeding / Clearing Rubble

“Ow, my back is starting to hurt.. why don’t we take a break soon?”

Sky Watch

“W-Whoa, we’re so high up! Don’t drop me, okay Pegafriend?”

Certification Exams

Failed

“Aw, what the heck? I totally thought I nailed that one!”

Passed

“Woohoo! Do I look more like a great sage yet? Huh? Do I?”

Lecture Questions

Approach

“Hey teacher, I have a question!”

Question

“Hey so, I sometimes hear people say magic is lame and that makes me so mad! Yet when I confront them they just laugh me off and call me a pipsqueak.. how should I get rid of them?”

OK: “Just ignore them, they aren’t worth your time.” Bad: “Have you thought about bulking up a little?” Good: “Give them a demonstration! Show em who’s boss!”

Bad Answer

“Uh.. if you say so!”

Good Answer

“Yeah, I totally thought so too!”

Update Goals

Reason

“I wanna be a great sage like my teacher back home as soon as I can, which means achieving total mastery over anima magic! To that end, please help me train my reason skills!”

Faith

“I fight to keep everyone safe, but sometimes injury is unavoidable right? If I can heal everyone I can be even more helpful! So please, help me train in Faith!”

Swords

“I’m not one for swordfighting, but my sister and everyone else in the mercenary company knows how to use them! So maybe a little practice would be good, what do you think?”

Level Up

0 to 2 stats up

“Maybe I should just take it easy for a little bit…”

3 to 4 stats up

“Hey, not bad, not bad at all!”

5 stats up

“With magic like this, I’ll protect everyone!”

6 stats up

“Wahoo! I’ll catch up soon Teacher! You’ll be so proud of me!”

Upon reaching level 99

“Whoa… I’m already so strong, yet I don’t have a wizard beard… phew.”

Budding Talent

“Heehee, I’m just a treasure trove of surprises, huh?”

New Skill

“Ooh, I wonder what I can do with this!”

Reclassing

“Hehe, what do you think of this snazzy new look? Am I tough? Or adorable?”

Battle Quotes

When selected

Full/High HP

“Ooh, I’ll help!”

Medium HP

“Still got energy to spare!”

Low HP

“I’m.. a little worn out.”

Enemy Deals 1 or No Damage or Misses

“That’s all?” “Whoops!”

Critical Attack

“I’ll protect us all!” “Woo, watch me go!” “This show’s over!” “Magicaboom!” “Like a great sage would!”

Gambit

“Let’s do this everyone!”

Gambit Boost

“You can count on me!”

Defeated Enemy

“Oh! I won!” “How do ya like them apples?!” “My magic’s the best!” “Are you proud of me, teacher?”

Ally Defeats Enemy

“Wow, you were so strong!” “Heehee, don’t hog all the spotlight!” “Hey, could you teach me how to do that?”

Ally Heals/Rallies

“Feeling SO much better!” “Yay, thank you!” “Just what I needed!”

Death/Retreat Quote

Casual

“Ow ow ow OW! That was too much! Sorry guys, Time to exit… stage left..”

Classic

"Why can’t I.. move? I don’t.. Sis.. Teacher.. I’m so sorry, I completely… messed up…”

[virtu-pet]

Virtu.Pet Advent Calendar Prizes over the past 2 years!

2021

Rainbow Scorchio Plushie, Spotted Blumaroo Plushie - Neopoints found: 200

Blue Blumaroo Ears, Orange Negg - Neopoints found: 100

Winter JubJub Plushie, Rainbow Snow Puff - Neopoints found: 150

Icy Negg, Blue Clockwork Grundo - Neopoints found: 650

Chocolate Chip Cookie Slushie, Rainborific Slushie - Neopoints found: 300

Turkey and Cranberry Chia Pop, Cybunny Ears - Neopoints found: 500

Chocolate Baby Cabbage, White Chocolate Baby Cabbage - Neopoints found: 350

Sitting Snow Blumaroo, Aisha Scarf - Neopoints found: 400

Exploding Pizza Pasty, Advent Calendar - Neopoints found: 1000

Pineapple Snowball, Scorchio Scarf - Neopoints found: 50

Red Pteri Cookie, Winter Bruce Soap - Neopoints found: 400

Pepperminto Slushie, Lupe Goodie Bag - Neopoints found: 250

Chocolate Tree Decoration, Turkey Milkshake - Neopoints found: 350

Sketch a Pic, Quiggle Keyring - Neopoints found: 450

Sausage Stocking, Chaos Giant Plushie - Neopoints found: 550

Empty Pillow Case, Chocolate Star Decoration - Neopoints found: 600

Bumper Prize Stocking - Neopoints found: 400

Sour Blue Slushie, Blue Bruce Coin Purse - Neopoints found: 250

Olive Snowball, Beans with Sausages - Neopoints found: 450

Random Cracker Item, Asparagus Pie - Neopoints found: 500

JubJub T-shirt, Abominable Snowball Comb - Neopoints found: 500

Blueberry Snowball, Strawberry Snowball - Neopoints found: 150

Chocoball Machine, Chocoball Decoration - Neopoints found: 350

Golden Juppie, Candy Cane Bow and Arrow - Neopoints found: 1000

Snow Aisha, Winter Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 15000

Turkey Dinner, Winter Tree Negg - Neopoints found: 800

Cup of Hot Borovan, Plushie Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 2900

Abominable Snowball, The Evil Dr. Sloth - Neopoints found: 350

Cloudy Brucicle, Yellow Clockwork Grundo - Neopoints found: 150

Super Blue Gift Stocking, Winter Doglefox - Neopoints found: 500

Retro Angelpuss, Imiyas Alarm Clock - Neopoints found: 2022

2022

White Kougra Plushie, Tree Shaped Cookies - Neopoints found: 1000

Lemon Curd, Pull Along Gelert - Neopoints found: 100

Gingerbread Mynci, Cloudy Brucicle - Neopoints found: 150

Seasonal Pudding, Snow Wars Collectable Card - Neopoints found: 650

Squeaky Rubber Bruce Toy, Rainbow Snowball - Neopoints found: 300

Flaming Oven Gloves, Starry Snowbunny Plushie - Neopoints found: 500

Deluxe Candy Cane, Fireplace - Neopoints found: 350

Chocolate Tree, Snow Chia Sculpture - Neopoints found: 400

Biscuit Assortment, Holly Wreath - Neopoints found: 1000

Mika and Carassa Mug, Jazzmosis Xmas Special Ticket - Neopoints found: 50

Tree Shaped Crackers and Cheese, El Picklesaur Plushie - Neopoints found: 400

Yuletide Wocky Plushie, Gingerbread Wocky - Neopoints found: 250

Woolly JubJub Hat, Jelly Bean Stocking - Neopoints found: 350 (Rod of Supernova trick)

Snowman, Mint Chocolate Tree - Neopoints found: 450

Clockwork Quiggle, Decorated Tree - Neopoints found: 550

Pot Of Peanuts, White Elephante Plushie - Neopoints found: 600

Milk Chocolate Cherry Cordials, Snow Chia Plushie - Neopoints found: 400

A Faerie Yuletide, Gold Chocolate Coins - Neopoints found: 250

Cranberry Sauce, Sticky Snowflake - Neopoints found: 450

Random Goodie Bag Item, Turkey and Cranberry Omelette - Neopoints found: 500

Sparkling Holiday Stocking, Filled Cookie Jar - Neopoints found: 500

Cobblestone Bridge, Tax Beast Ice Lolly - Neopoints found: 150

Assorted Coconut Balls, Random Goodie Bag Item - Neopoints found: 350

Random Deluxe Cracker Item, Sinsis Crown - Neopoints found: 1000

Balthazar Plushie, Snow Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 25000

Winter Woolies Usuki Set, Holiday Nova - Neopoints found: 800

Retro Angelpuss, Plushie Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 3000

Walking Book, Snow Faerie Snowglobe - Neopoints found: 350

Asparagus Gateaux, Snowickle Snacks - Neopoints found: 1150

Blue Orange Chia Pop, Dr_Death Plushie - Neopoints found: 500

Year 5 Stamp, Year 5 Usuki - Neopoints found: 2023

2023:

Plastic Fir, White Chocolate Igloo - Neopoints found: 2000

Yuletide Uni Plushie, Seasonal Kiko Balloon - Neopoints found: 3000

White Ona, White Chocolate Orange - Neopoints found: 2500

Meerca Whoopee Cushion, Yuletide Pile of Soot - Neopoints found: 5500

Turkey and Cranberry Pizza, Snow Bruce Sculpture - Neopoints found: 1000

Chocolate Ghostkersword, Shadow Usul Ice Lolly - Neopoints found: 4000 (SAP trick)

Gingerbread Grundo, Snowball Fight Usuki Doll - Neopoints found: 900

Snow Covered Tree, Springy Shoyru Toy - Neopoints found: 200

Sliding Candychan Puzzle, Seasonal CATFB Mug - Neopoints found: 1000

Snowbunny Chair, Milk Chocolate Snowbunny - Neopoints found: 1000

Snow Feepit, Wooden Marble - Neopoints found: 6000

Sparkly Wocky Ball, Wind Up Wocky - Neopoints found: 2500

Snow Petpet Paint Brush, Fluffy Mynci Ball - Neopoints found: 5 (Rod of Supernova trick)

Seasonal Shoyru Gnome, Candy Cane Pen - Neopoints found: 3110

Grey Faerie Snowglobe, Mistletoe Plant - Neopoints found: 1700

Seasonal Yoyo, Silver and Gold Chocolate Coins - Neopoints found: 5000

Sparkling Seasonal Stocking, Holly Kaleidoscope - Neopoints found: 20000 (VP's birthday!)

Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop Card, Darigan Kougra Plushie - Neopoints found: 2000

Giant Bar Of Chocolate, Scared Yuletide Wocky Plushie - Neopoints found: 4000

Deluxe Holly Wreath, Snowglobe Pencil - Neopoints found: 2220

Glow In The Dark Eyrie Plushie, Holly Football - Neopoints found: 2250

Seasonal Stamp, Seasonal Faerie Tales - Neopoints found: 5000

Seasonal Quiguki, Squeaky Tonu Toy - Neopoints found: 800

White Chocolate Mince Pie, I Love Mince Pies T-Shirt - Neopoints found: 4500

Turkey and Cranberry Pasty, Slorg Wardrobe - Neopoints found: 10010

Turkey Packed Lunch, Seasonal Battle Duck - Neopoints found: 2000

Retro Angelpuss, Random Birthday Petpet - Neopoints found: 31000

Snowager Ice Lolly, Babaa Wardrobe - Neopoints found: 5500

Taelia Poster, Gammon Dinner - Neopoints found: 2500

Chocolate Mousse, Ring of Sloth Stamp - Neopoints found: 1900

Year Six Lupe Gnome, Slice Of New Year Cake - Neopoints found: 2024

[victorluvsalice]

-->Eventually, though, I decided that was enough fishing, and sent everyone back to the store proper to finish up a few things. Victor, being hungry, was allowed to Delicioso himself a meal -- he conjured up some pepperoni pizza, which, I wish I could do that whenever I wanted. XD Smiler, meanwhile, got put on flower-arranging duty, making fresh bouquets to refill the shelves, while Alice sold all the wilted ones for me before taking everyone's catches downstairs to make more fishcakes. Victor finished his dinner, gave Smiler a bit of magical help with the remaining arrangements, then headed downstairs to make perfumes in Energized and Focusing scents --

-->And Alice headed UPSTAIRS after transforming into her beast form to hunt some more meat! Because she was hungry too, and I wanted her to go eat in a way that gave her XP. :p This in fact scored her an Ability point, which I sunk into Nightvision to make nighttime hunting easier -- and I do believe she came back quicker from this particular hunt as a result! So that'll be useful... Anyway, she nommed on her plate of steak while I dragged Smiler away from the fountain (they'd gone to play in it while unsupervised -- I keep saying NO FUN you lot!) to make more Red Hot Tablets...

-->But shortly after that, I was like, "okay, yeah, it's getting really late, you lot should probably head home." And so they did, where Victor and Alice immediately went to bed. XD Smiler, however, being a creature of the night who needs no sleep and full of inspiration from all that flower-arranging, kept going -- making a wrench to practice their Mixology skills (getting up to level 7 -- as you can see, they have gotten QUITE good at bottle stacking); giving said wrench to an ungrateful specter who didn't like it (meh); and promoting their old videos on SimsTube. Oh, and putting Boney in the fishtank. XD Always something to do on this farm!

But with that, we come to the end of this update. And, as you can see, the store is looking good -- almost all of the shelf space is filled! :D True, I did end up shoving all the extra boxes we had of veggie MREs and spare tomato sauce and such on that one shelf by the retail fridges TO fill it, but that still counts. :p But there were still one or two more things that needed to be put out, so join me next time for The Final Push To Fill The Store! *pumps fist*

[violetfoxsketches]

For both vampire boyos:

🍕(when they were alive) 🍎 and 🎯

🍕 - What is their favorite food? (when they were alive)

Emmy: Raised a vegetarian, Emmy has always been a big eater of salads, fruits, veggies, dairy and and grains/seeds. His favorite go-to fast food was always a Taco Bell cheesy bean and rice burrito with copious amounts of hot sauce.

His absolute favorite dish would have to be a sweet chili lime grilled mango salad. It has all of his favorite flavors in a single dish: Grilled mangos with plenty of cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, red onions and mint leaves drizzled in sweet chili lime sauce.

Javier: On the opposite end of the spectrum, you have a man from Tennessee who loves the home cookin' of his mother. Javier would kill to be able to eat his mother's chicken and dumplings with a side of Mexican cornbread again. But alas, human food tastes like licking an ashtray to him now and the Beast makes him immediately empty his stomach if he dares to try and swallow it.

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

Emmy: Oh buddy, where to even start...

Emmy was born out of wedlock and raised the first eight years of his life the child of his single father, Orion Acero. Emmy was constantly vying for his father’s attention, but Orion’s job at the local university and endless events to attend as a vehicle to get his name established in Phoenix always left Emmy wanting.

Orion eventually started dating again and got married when Emmy was nine. Emmy, in a fit of jealousy, tried his damndest to ruin the occasion by swallowing the wedding bands and waited until after a two-hour search to own up to his deed. his new stepparent was furious and swore to the boy that they will not tolerate bad behavior from him. Em’s new stepparent and permanent resident of the household became a more prominent and far stricter figure of authority than Orion to Emmy and the two grew to resent each other.

At fifteen, Emmy became a reluctant older brother to what he could only assume was his replacement. His dad and stepparent stop having time for him, too preoccupied with the new baby girl and Emmy is largely left to his own devices.

As an adult, Emmy largely avoids having much to do with his family. Forced to attend the same university his father is now the chancellor of, Emmy barely attended class and spent most of time enjoying the partyboy nightlife. After meeting and eventually dating Javier, Orion tried to separate the two and threatened to have the police called on Javier if he was ever found on the property again. It's no surprise that just one night after the threat, Emmy ran away with Javier, hit the road, and never turned back.

Orion has regretted his actions that finally pushed Emmy away for good and continues to hope one day his son will come back if he gives Emmy enough space and keeps paying his credit cards. It's been almost seven months since Emmy disappeared with Javier and the only sign Orion has that his son is still (apparently) doing well is the string of credit card charges that follow Emmy's travels all over the country.

Emmy doesn't know his other father, Lucian Torres; he's only ever been told that the man was a 'deadbeat musician' and Emmy should take caution not to end up just like him. In reality, the man doesn't even know he has a son, lives comfortably on royalties for a theme song he composed decades ago, and teaches guitar lessons in Los Angeles, California.

Javier: Javier was born the only child of Celestina and Sebastián Peña. In life, Javier was very much a mama's boy at heart. Despite his gruff attitude and punk demeanor, he was always a Good Catholic Boy to his ma.

His father... was a bit of a different story. He was a military man and a war veteran, and the ghosts of the warfront never really gave him any peace. He was very keen on making sure Javier looked and dressed like a Proper Young Man, which was to say he made Javier look exactly like a smaller version of himself.

(tw suicide, ptsd) When Javier was a teenager, his father grew more and more distant as the events of his time overseas plagued him day and night, and eventually Sebastián committed suicide. It was Halloween night and Javier had been out very late with his best friend, therefore Javier was the one to discover his father in the early hours of the morning.

Javier resented his father's passing, as well as the entire Halloween season. To this day he still refuses to celebrate it. With no one left but each other, Javier and his mother grew even closer. It kills him that he can no longer have contact with her. Javier's sire, Riley, faked Javier's death after she turned him, so his dear old ma thinks she's now buried her husband and her son...

🎯 -What do they do best?

Emmy: [I answered this one over here!]

Javier: Honestly, his character sheet sums up his talents quite nicely:

Knowing how to sew might come as a surprise to most folks, but as someone who went headlong into the punk movement in the late 70s, Javier took the sewing knowledge his ma passed down to him to DIY his own battle jacket. Also it is astonishing how often you need to mend clothing as an undead creature of the night.

As for the grand theft auto... Well, after getting dumped on his ass with no money and no hope, Javier had to find some way to scrape enough together to find shelter from the sun every day. And it just so happened to be he was very good at jimmying locks and hotwiring.

He is also quite the dancer, especially when it comes to more classic dances, and commands quite the presence on the dancefloor, often entrancing others with his display. Just ask Emmy.

[ya-bug-boy]

Fine I will do it myself need an ask I will provide part 3 for Sycamore x hisui reader either we get to dominate him or we explore the stone that we found and then dominate him or other way around he dominate us I'm not difficult about it

I do hope I don't sound rude about it sorry if I do just love this tall stick man

Sycamore x Male Hisui Reader Part 3! NSFW below read more

Since this was your first time taking a shower in a modern bathroom, you took your time, scrubbing off as much dirt you had on you. There were these bottles that contained interesting soaps. They all smelled incredible and floral, you wonder how they're made. You hope that the professor doesn't mind you using them.

After a nice hot shower, you feel better. As you dry yourself off with a clean towel and put on your spare clothes, you note that your dirty laundry was still on the ground. You pick them up and step out of the bathroom, steam escaping into the hallway as you peek your head out.

There's an indescribably delicious smell from somewhere. Using your sense of smell, you follow the scent and it takes you to the kitchen. This building is not only Professor Sycamore's laboratory but his personal home as well.

The kitchen is unlike any eatery you've ever seen before. Metal appliances and kitchen accessories are everywhere. It's such a clean environment.

The professor lights up when he sees you, walking over. "Ah, your old clothes? Here allow me," the smaller man takes your clothes and shows you an electric appliance you can wash your clothes in.

You're a bit embarrassed but you ask him what that wonderful smell from the kitchen was. When you went there, you didn't see anything cooking. He explains he was roasting meat and potatoes inside a machine called an oven.

The professor leads you back to the dining room, where he insists you wait for him. You're not sure how else to react but to obey his polite demand.

He comes back moments later with two large plates, plated with a thick cut slice of roasted meat topped with some kind of rich red wine/soy sauce glaze, fingerling potatoes, and brussel sprouts. You sit there dumbfounded as he even offers you wine! You hesitate, expressing that you're simply a commoner, a merchant. This decadent meal, as incredible as it looked and smelled, is more fitting to be served to a ruler! But Sycamore reassures you that this was all complimentary, free for you to enjoy.

He pours two glasses of red wine and you stop to mimic his actions, smelling the wine, swirling it in the glass and taking a small sip. It tastes divine.

You try to eat at a slow pace to not insinuate you're not some ill-mannered beast but you find yourself needing seconds. Never have you ever had a meal this incredible before.

Sycamore then gives you a proposal. He asks politely if he could study you. He's very fascinated by you, expressing interest as to who you are and where you came from.

The dinner goes well from that point, you answer the many questions he has, eventually finishing your plates of food and simply indulging in more cups of wine until...

You kiss the professor hungrily as you press your chest against his, your larger hands cupping his face. He whines at the friction you create as you grind against his crotch. The empty dinner plates are forgotten at the dining table as the two of you somehow find yourselves in his bed. The professor puppy whines as you stop kissing him, to let yourselves both breathe. You immediately press kisses to the side of his cheek, then his ear, then down to his shoulder as you nibble. The elegant man usually has a well-maintained composure but you're so quickly undoing him. "Please," he whines as he grips the fabric of the sofa. "S'il te plaît, I need you..." You start undoing his clothes, his freed cock bucks into the air. You press your nose against his crotch, taking a deep smell of the next meal you're about to have. The professor lets out an embarrassed gasp and cries out in pleasure as you take the head of his cock into your mouth, lazily swirling your tongue before sucking. The professor can't help but to ramble apologies and compliments as you suck him, relaxing your jaw to take more of him. With your other hand, you tease him by pressing your thumb against his hole. He makes you stop for a brief moment, as he quickly fumbles to grab a bottle of lube from a nearby drawer. You lubricate your finger and start to gradually ease him into relaxing, starting by inserting your index finger. He shakily moans and curls his back as he tries to stay still, with your mouth still around his pretty cock. He loses composure, cumming into your mouth. You swallow his seed and sit up, before focusing on just preparing him, going from one finger to two, then three. You strip yourself bare and the slimmer man's eyes dilate in shock. You're much bigger than he remembers... You groan as you fist your cock in your hand, lubricating it. You get off the bed and gently drag the professor by the knees to the edge of the bed. You line up your cock and slowly insert yourself inside of the professor. He mewls and shudders at the physical contact, crying tears of pleasure, his lips rambling in two languages as he praised you over and over. You take him gently like a romantic lover but he cries out, moaning shouts as you jerk him off in addition to your thrusts. He cums for the second time, his body tensing and clenching on your cock. You fuck him through his orgasm, going faster to reach your own high. You pull out and jerk your cock off, cumming all over Sycamore. HIs cute petite body painted globs of white. He stares at you with heavy, lust filled eyes, begging for more.

[biblicallyaccuratebeskar]

Metal Home

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Chapter 7/22: ~2K words

Trust

Months pass. He keeps his word and only takes non-Empire jobs. With me handling the ship, just like I predicted, his quota actually increases.

I’d only helped him on a handful of jobs, but I was getting better. With the two of us together we had managed to knock out a few more difficult bounties that had been gathering dust, like Xila. While I didn’t show my face much at Karga’s tavern, I heard from Mando that as a pair we were garnering a bit of a reputation. Karga, apparently, had silently picked up on the pattern of our jobs and was now seeking them out for us.

My parents always praised me on being a fast learner, and being a bounty hunter was no different. It helped that Mando, it turns out, was a fantastic teacher.

After my stolen blaster got busted during a particularly nasty job, he gave me a new one from his weapons closet. Whenever we could, he helped me learn how to shoot it at different angles and during hand to hand combat.

He always out-maneuvered me during our practice sessions, but he would teach me ways to take down larger opponents and use their weight against them. I knew how to fight, but practicing with another person was a different beast. It was invigorating, though, and I loved every minute and every surge of adrenaline.

The first time I pinned him on my own, I cleared a nearby tree of a flock of birds I yelled in triumph so loud. He tried to act aloof about it, but later he handed over a flask of whiskey when he passed by me going up to the cockpit for the night.

The next day he handed me a knife with a blindingly shiny blade. To my shock, he said it was beskar.

“It’ll cut through nearly everything. Every bounty hunter needs a good knife,” he said.

It immediately became my most prized possession.

He taught me about the bounties themselves, too, and I started to learn how to discern each one as a different target and customize our skills for the job.

“Ok, Maka Shreel. Tax evader with a history of armed robberies. Has an affinity for knives. What’s the plan?” he quizzed me for one hunt.

“Well, all of her past robbery offenses have been in enclosed spaces, like alleyways and,” I grimaced, “...latrines. So best bet is to wait until she’s in somewhere more open where she’s less effective with close contact combat. Either shoot from afar or catch off guard from behind.” I looked over at him expectantly.

He nodded. “Good. Good job.” I could here the smile in his voice and felt my cheeks grow hot.

Some days, when I finished maintaining the ship and he was out on a hunt, I would go into the nearest town or village and get supplies, but more importantly, get local food.

I would explore dozens of open markets, for once having spare credits to spend. Haggling with old men at food carts became the highlights of my trips. I’d make it my mission on each new planet to get something I’d never seen before. And of course, I’d always get two servings.

Over time we gradually fall into a pseudo-routine during meal times. I would usually eat outside, away from any chance of seeing his face. It made sense at first when I was still wrapped up in the novelty of such anonymity. But after a while, it became tedious and made less and less sense for me as we became, well, friends. Some of my greatest memories growing up with my family consisted of us sitting around a table and eating. The food I ate was always good, but the company and conversation was always better. I missed it desperately.

One day I was out on one of my shopping trips. The planet we were on was hot and humid, and the wafting smell of food cooking and

bundles of spices permeated the market I was wandering in. I ended up choosing a dish of carved meet smothered in a bright red sauce and on the way out I passed a fruit stand filled with wares that were completely new to my eyes. I chose two fruits that had a vibrant magenta rind, and started my way back to the ship.

Angry looking clouds swirled above while I was distracted by the spread, and a few drops of rain hit my head during my journey. Before I knew it, I was running like my life depended on it as the sky opened up. I had somehow managed to avoid the worst of it when I dove into the hull, the rain so thick I could hardly see past the opening.

There was no way I’d be eating outside.

Mando returned shortly after, droplets falling off his armor. He was empty-handed, but I wasn’t surprised. Some trips weren’t just for bounties, I’d learned. Sometimes he’d get a tip off about someone who knew something about someone. This was such an intel trip. He caught me moving two storage bins to the center of the hull. “What are you doing?” he asked, voice laced with slight amusement.

“I have an idea. You or I could eat in the cockpit, sure. But what if we eat back-to-back?”

He stiffened. I knew he wouldn’t like the idea, but I wanted to try anyway.

“I wouldn’t look, Mando, you have my word.”

He took off his soaking pack and put away his rifle, standing facing the wall for a moment. “Okay,” he said finally, nodding.

Shocked, a smile broke across my face.

“Okay. Okay! Here, I got this at a market. Nearly had to cut in front of an old lady to get the last serving.”

I handed him his portion and sat down, facing the exit of the hull completely away from him. He’d kept it open and I watched the rain form streams over the door, deeply inhaling the petrichor.

There was a soft clunk behind me. My heart skipped a beat when I saw a glint of beskar on the floor between us in my peripheral vision.

He wasn’t wearing his helmet. I was sitting right by him and he wasn’t wearing his helmet.

I didn’t know why I was suddenly so nervous, my heart hammering in my chest. Maybe I didn’t want to blow it, or maybe I didn’t want him to feel uncomfortable. Maybe it was because, for no reason at all, it just felt so intimate.

My stomach growled and I realized I hadn’t begun to eat. I shoveled a bite of the meat in my mouth and was met with immediate regret.

It was incomprehensibly spicy. I coughed and sputtered, fumbling for my water while still facing forward.

“You ok?“ he asked, letting out a soft laugh. The breath hitched in my throat.

“Larkin?” He sounded concerned now. “Yeah, yeah, it’s...it’s really spicy.”

He hummed a response.

A few moments passed. “I’ve never heard your voice without the modulator,” I whispered.

I continued eating, managing to choke down a few more bites without passing out.

“Is it...bad?” He sounded genuine, asking. For a big, bad bounty hunter he sure was funny sometimes.

I let out a laugh. “No! No, of course not, it’s just...new. It’s nice.” We continued eating. I noticed that he never once made any indication of the spice.

“How are you surviving this? I feels like someone set off one of your fancy charge bombs in my mouth,” I panted, taking another swig of water.

He laughed at that. Maker, his laugh sounded good out of his helmet. I liked it in general, actually. It wasn’t a belly laugh, not by any means, but it was strong in its softness, a little raspy. And rare. Beautifully rare.

“My mother cooked like this when I was young.”

I froze. Never once, not since that night on Jakku did he even allude to his family or his background. He’d seemed just about as open as a brick wall with that sort of stuff, so I never pushed. I didn’t even know his real name. There was a line I never crossed with him, never questioning too far so I could forge some sort of friendliness without animosity. And here he was, crossing the line unprompted to meet me on the other side.

“Yeah?” I responded.

“Yes,” he continued. “This is very mild, actually.” There was a hint of playfulness in his voice.

“Mild? You really just said this is mild? Holy Maker, your tastebuds have been numbed.”

I leaned back and gently nudged my back into his as I reached for the fruit.

And man, am I glad I got them on a whim. They were delicious, rich and sweet, juice running down my chin.

“Have you tried this?” I muttered, slurping up extra juice.

“It’s okay.”

He was messing with me now, wasn’t he.

“Yeah, now I’m convinced your taste buds are numb. You’re lying if you say this shit isn’t life changing.”

He laughed again. In that moment I knew making him laugh was going to be my number one priority from then on.

Holy shit. The Mandalorian is my best friend.

——

A few days later we’d done it again and again, eating back to back. Another puzzle piece in our haphazard life on the Crest. It was good, having that little extra bit of camaraderie. I enjoyed his company. He was quiet most of the time, shy actually. The fiercest bounty hunter in the Outer Rim and living with him I could see how much he relied on his armor. It was all weirdly domestic. You know, minus the hunting, shoving bounties into the cryo before dinner part. One day while I was cleaning the hull and made it to the mattress. Running a rag over the storage below it, my hand felt a groove and I pulled. Out pops another mattress, just below the one I’d been sleeping on.

This whole time? There’s no way he didn’t know. He must have been held back because he didn’t want to be near me without his helmet. I could tell he was uncomfortable sleeping in the cockpit. There had to be something I could do. My eyes flicked to a jacket I had that got a hole blasted through the sleeve. I flicked out my knife.

——

“You’re not going to like what I’m about to suggest.”

As much as I enjoyed making Mando laugh, a twisted part of me also deeply enjoyed my direct influence on him letting out deep, heavy sighs.

“What is this about?” he said, gesturing to the newly opened mattress.

I held up the dark piece of fabric I cut and tied it over my eyes. “I can’t see anything right now. And there’s a spare mattress right there, calling your name. You see where I’m going with this?”

“No. I’m not going to sleep down here.”

“Oh c’mon Mando, I can tell your back hurts from those stiff ass chairs up there. And besides, if you stay down here-“

“I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.”

I slowly took off the blindfold. Oh.

“I wouldn’t be uncomfortable. Really. I want you to be comfortable. You deserve rest.”

Another sigh. I smiled, knowing he’d given in.

——

That night I laid there on my mattress, vision dark under the blindfold. I could hear him moving around, heard him slowly take off his shoes. His armor. Turn into a man, not a hunter. My heart was beating again.

I felt him lay down in the mattress beside me and words didn’t even form in my mouth. It was like I couldn’t move.

I could tell we were both just laying there, trying not to fracture the fragility of the moment.

“This ok?” I whispered. It was so quiet I didn’t know he heard me. “Yeah.” For the first time ever, I heard fear in his voice, unfiltered by the helmet.

“Okay, good. We’re okay.”

“We’re okay,” he repeated softly.

I think he really meant it.

[nagargent]

julia's fodlan profile

template from @shadoll

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER: Female

AGE: 18

HEIGHT: 168cm /5'6"

BIRTHDATE: 1st of August, Grann Year 761

CREST/HOLY BLOOD: Major Naga, Minor Fjalar

CLASS: Black Eagles Student

AFFILIATION: The Liberation Army, Grannvale

BIOGRAPHY: Born to Emperor Arvis and his wife Empress Deirdre in Grann Year 761. Aids the Liberation Army in the Final Holy War. Shortly after, she makes her way to Garreg Mach to further her studies in magic and better support King Seliph.

PERSONAL HISTORY

761: Born alongside her twin brother Julius to the Emperor and Empress of Grannvale

770: Her mother, Deirdre, dies protecting her. Julia is warped away with the last of Deirdre's strength. - Julia suffers traumatic amnesia after this event.

Before 777: Is found by Lewyn who cares for her

777: Lewyn and Julia meet Seliph and join the Liberation Army

778: End of the Final Holy War, Julia's older half-brother, Seliph, is crowned King of Grannvale

779 (Imperial Year 1180): Arrives at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS: reading, hiking, gardening, praying LIKES: nature, quiet places, animals, studying magic, hot cocoa, warm hugs, her beloved friends DISLIKES: warfare, cruelty, manipulation, heavy exercise, being cooped up indoors, forgetting things (especially related to people she loves) STATUS. Imperial princess of grannvale & black eagles student CLOSE ALLIES: Seliph, Sara & Scathach

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES: saghert and cream, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish sautée. sweet bun trio, pheasant roast with berry sauce, country style red turnip plate, peach sorbet, gronder meat skewers, vegetable stir-fry, bourgeois pike, derdriu-style fried pheasant DISLIKES: beast meat teppanyaki, small fish skewers, sautéed jerky, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, pickled seafood and vegetables, daphnel stew, cabbage and herring stew

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"This is delicious! Thank you for inviting me to share such a wonderful meal, it truly warms my heart."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"Oh dear. I don't wish to be fussy but... is this edible?"

WITH SARA.  ✧

"It's been a long time since we last enjoyed a meal together. My brightest days were always the ones I shared with you."

WITH SELIPH.  ✧

"I know it's a simple thing but I'm glad we're finally able to share a table together and break bread, the way family ought to. Thank you for indulging me, brother."

WITH DEIRDRE/ARVIS.  ✧

"I haven't touched my food yet? Oh, you're right! Forgive me, I just can't look away. To share this time together means the world to me."

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA: Lavender Blend, Rose Petal Blend, Chamomile CONVERSATION TOPICS: Children at the market, A dinner invitiation, The library's collection, Books you've read recently, Cats, Forest birds, Likable allies, Favourite sweets, Gardening mishaps, Overcoming weakness, Exploring the monastery, Ghost stories, The ideal professor, I'm counting on you, Someone you look up to, Hopes for your future, Classes you might enjoy, Magical innovations

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

"Thank you dearly for inviting me. I hope I'm acceptable company." "Well met, professor. May I take this seat?" "A tea party! Oh, I haven't had one since I was a little girl. ...I have missed them dearly."

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

"Ah... I feel so relaxed. The tea is simply perfect, thank you!"

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

"This must have cost an arm and a leg! Are you sure there isn't someone else you'd rather share this blend with?"

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

"Is there a reason you're looking at me so intently? It leaves me feeling rather nervous..." "You have lovely eyes. Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to say that out loud" "I see you enjoy precious moments of calm as much as I do."

QUIPS.  ✧

"Mmm, delightful!" "Ouch! Too hot..." "Do you hear the birds too?" "Heehee, there's a spot of cream on your--" "Thank you!" "I think that squirrel wants a snack." "Delicious!"

ENDING.  ✧

"I'm truly grateful to have been invited. That we could steal away a lovely little moment for ourselves... I promise to cherish this memory."

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

"Please forgive me. I often find myself lost for words." ANSWER: Chat, Praise "I know my father has done terrible things - has caused so much pain and suffering to people I hold dear. Yet I cannot change the fact that he is still my beloved father. ...perhaps I'm simply being selfish." ANSWER: Disagree, Admonish "I have been told countless times how similar I am to my mother but I am lacking in many ways. My mother is far more gregarious and ingenuous than I am." ANSWER: Chat, Nod, Disagree "It may be impossible but one day I would like to serve tea for my family. My parents, Lord Seliph, Lord Saias and Julius too." ANSWER: Nod, Sigh "Garreg Mach has brought me closer to dear friends, both old and new, than I would have ever imagined. I'm so delighted to be able to attend!" ANSWER: Commend, Agree, Praise "Whilst I've always had an innate talent for magic, I find myself giddy with excitement when I consider how much there is left to learn and understand. What possibilities await!" ANSWER: Nod, Praise "Losing my memory was almost as painful as facing the truth and plenty terrifying. I keep a notebook with me now, to record every detail I can. I refuse to forget." ANSWER: Sigh, Sip Tea "Heehee, I always feel most at peace outdoors. There is plenty to be learned from the forest, if one looks past the trees before them." ANSWER: Chat, Laugh, Sip Tea

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Floral Adornment, Watering Can, Armoured Bear Stuffy, Arithmetic Textbook, Monarch Studies Book, Landscape Painting, Baby's Breath, Lily, Lavender DISLIKED GIFTS. Training Weight, Whetstone, Smoked Meat, Hunting Dagger, Coffee Beans

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Oh... um... thank you very much. I'm touched by the sentiment."

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Thank you! I promise to take good care of this."

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

"Oh my, how did you know this is exactly what I want? I shall treasure this fondly, my friend. Thank you!"

LOST ITEMS

Worn-out Notebook: A lavender coloured notebook with dog-eared pages. It's contents contain a wide variety of anecdotes and details, with dates and names in the margins. It likely belongs to someone afraid to forget things. Location found: Black Eagles Classroom Silk Handkerchief: Delicately embroidered with purple flowers. The silk is of especially fine quality. It likely belongs to someone from high society who adores flowers. Location found: Cathedral Pressed Flower Bookmark: Carefully dried and pressed lily petals decorate this bookmark. The lilac paper has a fancy letter J on the back. Likely belongs to a booklover. Location found: Library

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"Thank you for returning this to me. I shall take better care of it in future."

NOT OWNER.  ✧

"This... isn't mine. You should probably return it to it's owner."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

"You bested me. Well done, I'll retreat now, before I end up in the infirmary." [Byleth specific] "I can tell you have a lot to teach us, professor."

FIRST KILL.  ✧

"This never gets any easier, no matter how many times necessity forces my hand."

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

"You... want me to sing? In front of people? I would much rather listen." "I suppose singing in harmony with everyone else isn't so bad. Actually, it's rather fun!"

COOKING.  ✧

"I have little experience cooking but I'll try my best." "What do you mean that's enough spice? I've barely started..." "Oh, can we bake sweets? I can't wait to see the glee on everyone's faces when we serve them!"

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

"Oh no, I lost focus..." Critique: I'm sorry, I really ought to be more diligent. Console: Thank you, I promise to keep trying until I get it!

GREAT.  ✧

"Splendid! I'm pleased with the results.""I'll keep working hard."

PERFECT.  ✧

"Oh my! I hope my parents would be proud of me!" Praise: Heehee, thank you. You're making me blush!

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

"It seems the horses have had a hard day. Let's be extra kind to them, okay?"

WEEDING.  ✧

"It's a pity. Who gets to decide the line between weed and flower anyway?"

SKY WATCH.  ✧

"The view is beautiful up here and the breeze? Delightful! If only we could stay here forever."

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.  ✧

"I'm terribly sorry. It seems I need further study before I can reach such lofty heights."

PASSED.  ✧

"I'm rather pleased with myself, although I could not have done this alone."

UPDATE GOALS

FAITH.  ✧

"I believe the role of a healer to be of utmost importance. I'd like to support my allies to the best of my abilities and keep them safe from harm. My bloodline, that of Saint Heim calls me to light magic. Please, allow me to improve my abilities to heal and fight back against the darkness."

REASON.  ✧

"I find reason magic ever so fascinating. I think my own proclivity for fire magic was inherited from my father. Oh dear, I am rambling! I would be very grateful if I could study the intricacies and theory behind offensive magic, professor. I hope to put what I learn to good use."

SWORD.  ✧

"My lord brother is an exceptional swordsman, as are my dear friends Scathach and Larcei. I don't expect to rival them, by any means, but it may benefit me to learn how to defend myself at close quarters. I will admit, I've been inspired by tales of Mortal Savants recently - master swordsmen who can command the arcane arts. It's rather exciting!"

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

"A bit disappointing but at least I'm a little stronger."

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

"A good effort. This will be a boon in the trials yet to come."

5 STATS UP .  ✧

"Hard work, well rewarded. I'm quite pleased."

6 STATS UP .  ✧

"Mother, Father - I hope I've made you proud."

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

"Incredible! With Naga's guidance I will command my own fate!"

BUDDING TALENT

"Oh, I do love having room to grow."

NEW SKILL

"More petals as I blossom."

RECLASSING .  ✧

"Something new? I'll give it a try." "I'll keep working hard." "Though my garb has changed, my soul is resolute."

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

"Let us go, together."

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

"Now is not the time for despair!"

LOW HP .  ✧

"I'm beginning to feel a little weary..."

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

"You underestimate me at your own peril."

CRITICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“I call on the divine light!”"I will never run away." "Naga, grant me the strength I need!" "With divine protection!" "My faith will not yield!"

GAMBIT .  ✧

"I'll try this!"

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

"I am always by your side."

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

"May the gods have mercy." "I had to stop you." "My heart is set upon this path."

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

"You are a shining light amongst us." "We are ever closer to sweet victory." "Your strength is ever reassuring."

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

"Thank you..." "Bless you, may Naga guide you forward." "I feel safe and warm." "Ah, I needed that." "Together we will forge ahead." "By your side I will remain."

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

"I'm holding you all back... please, carry on without me."

CLASSIC .  ✧

"Forgive me, Lord Seliph..." "The light, it's so warm. I'll be with mother soon..."

THE ADVICE BOX

"I wish to nurture my relationships with others, both with old friends and new alike! However, I often feel a great valley between myself and others. One I feel powerless to overcome. I fear I may be hurting those I love and making them feel unwanted. Whatever should I do?" > Give up. Who needs friends anyway? > Push yourself to be more sociable and you'll find it easier to let others in! > Take your time but try to be honest with your friends. They'll probably appreciate your honesty and be understanding enough to give you the time and space you need to grow truly closer. (Correct answer)

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem: Song of Beasts. Ch 27: Eight Days a Week

Light jazz music starts to play as Lips turn volume one on the speaker to 11.5. “Action,” said Kevin. The camera shows Floyd tapping his boot slowly as he messes around with his guitar. There was a “Mr. Bassman” sticker on his instrument. 

The camera cuts to Lips running into the camera. “Whoa!” said the blonde haired male before quickly turning the camera away from himself. After the camera was away, Lips made his way to the bathroom. He doesn't know why but his head have been hurting a bit and his stomach wasn’t in a good mood. 

After the trumpet player shut the bathroom door, he quickly felt vomit traveling up his throat. Lips quickly lift up the toilet seat and vomit in the toilet. The blonde haired male breathes heavily, sweat forming on his face. “What is going on?” he asked himself. 

Meanwhile, Zoot was eating some triangle sandwich. Moog was next to the dark blue haired male, pouring himself a cup of  Herbal tea. “Nice” said the black haired male. 

“Herbal tea?” he asked himself. The saxophonist looked up to the black haired male. 

“Elvis Presley should play me in this movie,” said Zoot. 

“Zoot, buddy, Elvis is dead” replied Moog with a bit of a sad tone to his voice. 

“What? When?” asked the dark blue haired male in shock. 

Meanwhile, Dr. Teeth and Floyd were playing a jazz riff. “Yeah. I’m digging that riff, man.” said the red haired male. 

“Add some sauce, boss” replied the doc with a smile. 

“Here we go!” replied Floyd Pepper as he and the good doctor began to play. 

“Don’t mind me” said Penny who was next to Dr Teeth. She was knitting a light purple sweater. “I’ll just be over here, knitting” the pink haired female added. 

“You won’t even know I’m here,” said Mrs. Waxman. She starts to clear her throat which throws off the music a bit. Floyd noticed this and looked a bit upset. 

“Ain’t she something?” asked the ginger haired male. 

“Yes, she’s definitely something” replied Floyd in a bit of an upset tone. The red haired male thought it was a bit strange for Teeth to be close to Penny since He was in a relationship with Lips and Zoot. 

Meanwhile in  the makeup room where Hannah was doing her sister’s makeup. Nora sighs. “Thanks for helping everyone get camera-ready, Han” the black haired female said to her sister with a smile. 

“Are you kidding? I love being the glam squad” replied Hannah as she does touch up on Label Lady’s face. 

“Also, trapping people in my make-up chair gets me all the hot goss.” she added. 

“Oh. Speaking of, spill the tea on you and JJ” said Hannah. 

“There’s no tea to spill. The only thing I have for is finishing this album” replied Nora. 

“And shooting this doc” she added. 

“And booking the band at the Hollywood Bowl” said Label Lady. 

“So, you’re doing the thing where you used busy work life as an excuse to blow off your love life” replied her sister. The moment between the sister got interrupted. 

“Help! I need somebody!” yelled JJ as he run by the room. Animal was chasing him like a dog after a squirrel. 

“I’m gonna go save him.” said Nora as she got up from the chair. Hannah nods. The cameras show Animal was playing his drums. Janice was tuning her guitar. 

Meanwhile, JJ walks into the recording room. “Yo, Moop” said the male. 

“Moog” corrected Moog. 

“I know, right?” replied JJ. 

“So, I’ve been thinking. Your knowledge of all things Mayhem could really help this doc be that lovefest that Nora wants it to be.” he added. The black haired male gets up from his chair. 

“Yeah. No. Yeah. What… Anything to help Nora.” replied Moog. 

“Great. What do you have on Animal that’s fun?” asked JJ. 

“Are you serious? Yeah, no…. Uh…” the black haired male started to say. 

“First off, Animal rarely takes baths. He’s always like, “Too wet” added Moog. They both chuckles. 

“Good stuff. That’s good” replied JJ with a fake smile. 

“Oh!” the mayhem fan remembers something. “Animal love bunnies,” he added. 

“Bunnies?” asked the other male. 

“Yes” replied the black haired male. 

“Yeah, okay, that’ll work.”  replied JJ. 

“For what?” asked Moog. 

“To stop Animal from killing my vibe with Nora. Thanks, pal” he replied as he pats the black haired male’s shoulder before leaving the room. Moog was confused on what just happened. 

“Wait. What just happened? Can you play that back for me, please?” he asked as he pointed at the camera that Kevin Smith was holding. 

He hesitates before answering. “No” replied Smith. 

[higaneion]

FÓDLAN GUIDE: LILINA   ❂

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female AGE. 16 HEIGHT. 160 cm BIRTHDATE. 4th day of the Wyvern Moon (October 4th) CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None CLASS. Black Eagles student AFFILIATION. Territory of Ostia, Lycia BIOGRAPHY. Daughter to the late Marquess Hector of Ostia. She has enrolled in the Officer’s Academy to pursue new heights and challenge herself so that when she returns to her homeland, she is ready to rule properly. Though she is gifted at magic, she knows there is much she has not yet discovered let alone mastered. She has a long way to go and hopes that the academy will serve as one step toward a path of greatness and peace. 

PERSONAL HISTORY

~984 years after the Scouring: Born as daughter of the Marquess of Ostia

~1000 years after the Scouring: Bern forces invade, accompanies Roy throughout his travels ~Loses father in war against Bern

~1001 years after the Scouring: Acquires title of Marchioness and responsibility for Ostia’s future

Imperial Year 1180: Enrolls at the Officer's Academy at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS. making friends, reading, history LIKES. learning about & observing others, sweets, board/card games DISLIKES. dishonesty, hitting a plateau STATUS. heritor of ostian territory CLOSE ALLIES: roy, cecilia, gwendolyn

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. saghert and cream, fish and bean soup, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish, sweet bun trio, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, peach sorbet, gautier cheese gratin, vegetable stir-fry, daphnel stew, sauteed pheasant and eggs, scrambled eggs with vegetables, bourgeois pike, super spicy-fish dango DISLIKES. beast meat teppanyaki, small fish skewers, sauteed jerky, fruit and herring tart, fisherman’s bounty, fish sandwich, pickled rabbit skewers, two-fish saute, gronder meat skewers, cabbage and herring stew, fried crayfish, deirdriu-styled fried pheasant, country style red turnip plate, grilled herring, spicy fish and turnip stew, pheasant roast with berry sauce, pickled seafood and vegetables

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"How did you know? This makes the meal that much better."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"...Would you be opposed to having my portion? I think I may grab something else from the dining hall…"

WITH ROY.   ❂

“Hehe, this is just like… back home. Do you miss the food from Lycia, Roy?”

WITH HECTOR.   ❂

“Getting to eat with you like this is… well it’s something I will be sure to treasure.”

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. southern fruit blend, honeyed-fruit blend CONVERSATION TOPICS. favorite sweets / tell me about yourself / the library’s collection / classes you might enjoy / books you’ve read recently / a word of advice / strange fish in the pond / the view from the bridge / hopes for your future / monastery mysteries / a place you’d like to visit / overcoming weaknesses / reliable allies / exploring the monastery / things you find romantic / thanks for everything / heroes’ relics / the existence of crests / gifts you’d like to receive / cats / someone you look up to / your ambitions / potential training partners / first crushes / school days / magical innovations / fhirdiad’s school of sorcery / past leaders of fódlan

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.   ❂  

(1) "I wasn’t expecting this but thank you for the invite." (2) “One of the classes they teach back home for young ladies is dining etiquette. I trust this will not be nearly as strict though.”

FAVORITE TEA.   ❂  

“I don’t drink tea often, but I really enjoy this blend.”

FIVE STAR TEA.   ❂

“O-Oh. I hope you didn’t break the pouch for this, but I appreciate it.”

BEING OBSERVED.   ❂

(1) "Um… is something the matter? Do I have something on my face?" (2) “This hat? I had it custom made, it keeps my hair out of my face. I used to wear a headband when I was younger that served the same function.”

QUIPS.  ❂

"It needs more sugar…" “(Laughter)” “Ah! It’s still hot…”  “Mm.. tasty.” “Hm?”   “I agree.” “You think so?”

ENDING.   ❂

"That was fun, I hope we can do this again in the future."

INTRODUCING OWN TOPIC.   ❂

(1) I think you would like Ostia, once it is a little more recovered of course. I could show you around my favorite places! ANSWER: Nod, Agree (2) I know I am young, but I cannot help but sigh at some things… That feeling of helplessness, I never want to feel that way again, which is why I must work to get stronger, more sure of myself… ANSWER: Nod, Commend (3) I have an interest in exploring dark magic. Why? Well… I think it has a negative stigma around it, truly. And I think we shouldn’t rule it as… completely bad. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (4) In my free time, I actually enjoy activities such as board games, maybe you could join me sometime? ANSWER: Laugh, Nod. (5) What do you think of spies? Ones that work under castle orders sound strange, right? That’s what my father uses and they are quite helpful in finding information. Plus, they are quite a lively and kind group. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (6) I enjoy the summertime, basking in the sun makes me feel stronger, more energized. Embarrassing as it is to admit though, I do get burnt easily…  ANSWER: Laugh, Sip tea. (7) Crests… Hm. The idea is interesting, I’m more interested in the history behind it. The only comparable thing we have are the Eight Legends and the legendary weapons. Maybe I’ll be able to find a book to lend out to you. Answer: Nod, Sip tea. (8) I must study and learn all that I can before returning to Ostia. That includes making new friends. Having international connections will be beneficial to my role, don’t you think? I didn’t have many friends my age growing up. ANSWER: Sigh, Agree. (9) Do you know of Roy or my father? They have something of a reputation built up for themselves, a name in history. Do you think that I might be able to do the same? Will I be able to carve my own path and create a future with as little suffering as possible? Hm… I wonder how lofty that is, but I want to believe it is possible. ANSWER: Nod, Commend, Chat.

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. the history of fódlan, monarch studies book, book of crest designs, expensive accessories, letters and poems

LIKED GIFTS. tasty baked treat, owl feather, sunflower, board/card games

DISLIKED GIFTS. fishing float, training weight, coffee beans

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Well… it’s the thought that counts."

LIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Oh, for me? Thank you."

FAVORITE GIFT.   ❂

“Wow! Are.. are you sure? Well, thank you, I shall repay you in kind.”

LOST ITEMS

HISTORY OF MAGIC IN FÓDLAN. A well worn book rented out from the library and notes sticking out between the pages. It probably belongs to someone who is interested in history. Location found: Pond

LEATHERBOUND JOURNAL. Pages filled with poems, doodles, and someone’s name written over and over. (Just don’t let the owner know you’ve looked through it.) Location found: Black Eagle classroom

BRACELET. An expensive-looking piece of jewelry with engraving on the inside. It probably belongs to someone who is from a foreign country. Location found: Training grounds

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.   ❂

“This is… Where did you… You have my thanks.”

NOT OWNER.   ❂

"That doesn’t belong to me, but did you try asking…"

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.   ❂  

“So there is much left to learn…”  ( Byleth specific ) "Thank you for this opportunity, Professor. I will use it to grow."

FIRST KILL.   ❂

"I… am sorry. I hope you find peace."

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.   ❂  

"I do enjoy singing a great deal. H-Huh? You want to listen? If you insist…"

COOKING.   ❂  

"I am… not the most familiar with the kitchen, but I will try to help in any way I can.”

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.   ❂

"Why can’t I get this right…" Critique: Thank you, I shall take this into consideration. Console: I appreciate your words but let me try again.

GREAT.   ❂

"I think I’m starting to get the hang of it." “Practice makes better.”

PERFECT.   ❂

"Did you see that? Hard work is starting to pay off." PRAISE. "Oh, that’s not necessary, but thank you, nonetheless."

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ❂

“You know, I have a pony at home. I wonder how he’s doing…”

WEEDING.   ❂  

"So I see… Even small tasks like this benefit the community, the plant community that is."

SKY WATCH.   ❂

“Are you certain I cannot just watch from down here…?”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.   ❂

"And after I studied so hard for this… What a disappointment."

PASSED.   ❂

"Phew. That’s a weight off my shoulders. What next?"

UPDATE GOALS

REASON.   ❂  

“Anima, or Reason, is my specialty. Even so, I think I still have a ways to go, there are so many uncovered mysteries of magic, wouldn’t you agree?”

AXE.   ❂  

“My father and uncle were both great axe users. I cannot help but feel it must run in the family… for everyone except me. So that is why I must work to grow. I know it will be long and difficult, but I am willing to put forth my best effort, for them, my people, and myself.”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I could do better.”

3 TO 4 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I must keep going.”

5 STATS UP.  ❂  

“This is starting to get me fired up, I’m ready for what’s next.”

6 STATS UP.  ❂  

“With this, I can help everyone!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99.  ❂  

“I thought I was alone at one point, but with my friends’ and allies' support, I couldn’t have gotten this far. I must use this newfound strength for peace.”

BUDDING TALENT.  ❂ 

“I can feel myself growing stronger in a different way.”

NEW SKILL.  ❂ 

“I’m sure this will have plenty of use in the future.”

RECLASSING.  ❂  

(1) “This is only the beginning.” (2) “I am one step closer to achieving my goals.” (3) “I will use this to be more helpful to everyone.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP.  ❂  

“I’ll break through.”  

MEDIUM HP.  ❂  

“It’s as you say.”

LOW HP.  ❂  

“Let’s… give it our all, to the very end.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES.  ❂  

“I must stay alert.”

CRITICAL ATTACK.  ❂  

“I mustn’t fail!” “This is the end!” “The power of flame!” “I’ll reduce you to ashes!” “I call upon the red fire!”

GAMBIT.  ❂  

“With your support, let us end this now!”

GAMBIT BOOST.  ❂  

“I will help!”

DEFEATED ENEMY.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, there was no choice.” “It is done now.” “May the Saint guide you on your way out.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY.  ❂  

“I should learn from you.” “I should try my hardest too.” “You are quite impressive.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES.  ❂  

“Thank you.” “I hope I will put this to use.” “My sincerest gratitude.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, I’m of no use to you like this.”

CLASSIC.  ❂  

"So… this is the end for me. Father… wait for me."

THE ADVICE BOX

"My book pile is starting to stack unreasonably high. I wonder if I’ll be able to read everything. What should I do?"

>Stop buying books. >Set up goals to read through your current list. (Correct answer) >Read multiple books at a time.