#hot sauce red beast...

[i-rate-your-wobbledogs]

Sufficiently-Dreadful Beast!

8.1/10!!!

[oogalaboogalabich]

More Durgetash filth for you :) w/ canon durge.

Enver is feeling dominant tonight, more than that, he needs to rid himself of some pent up rage and you are all too happy to oblige him.

He has been wailing on you fairly hard. Fierce and merciless while you arent even bound, tempting danger more than you usually dare. However, your caution seems unwarranted for once.

You are completely blissed out in the sauce though and he cant get the reaction out of you he wants. He wants you to fight back. But that isnt going to happen today. For whatever reason, youre so relaxed under his brutality you fear you may actually drift off into sleep, despite the very very real beating youre getting.

Hes exhausted himself and youre just smiling up at him and bleeding. Its utterly infuriating. Entirely enchanting.

Gortashs good arm is shaking from exhertion and he looks cross as he does pleased.

"I was hoping for a little more fight from you, bhaalspawn."

"Feels too good" your chest is heaving with your ragged breath, your voice seeping from your throat like gravel and chocolate. "Dont want to scream..." Almost soothing enough to ease his ire. He wanted you to cry out today. needed it. Its so rare for enver to be in the mood for this. you feel a twinge of guilt, however small it is. But your still floating in a world off in your own right now, only half present.

"An exchange then." He tosses the tawse to the side and taps a crop under your chin a moment later, lifting it. "What is it you want, beast? How am i to wrench a scream from that pretty blue tongue?"

Your grin resembles more of a snarl, what for him pulling you out of your reverie. He asked you a question. You try to recall, but seconds ago may as well be hours.

"I asked you...*tap* what *tap* you *tap* want."

You stare up at him, and drink in his features. You do your best to ignore the red hot whispers of blood and death as they swirl and circle in from the corners of your mind, no longer silenced by the haze of Envers lash.

His lips have always been your favorite feature of his. Something forbidden to you for fear of destroying his greatest weapon in your teeth. Thin above with a lower lip that creates a meaty little pout whenever hes not scowling or smiling outright.

Your teeth are too sharp for him. Always. A healing spell could fix the damage, but it is his one prevailing fear. The loss of his voice, the use of his talented tongue, his ability to command.

An intolerable sacrifice he would never give freely. But he doesnt offer freely. Not tonight.

You speak before you mean to.

"A kiss."

Envers eyes visibly darken at that, if thats even possible.

"A kiss..." His smirk is one of incredulous surprise. His tone mocking, sardonic. He rolls his eyes, but looks so beyond pleased with this answer that it concerns you. you dont understand why, and you dont dare question him now...not until you have your answer at least.

"Please..." you dont speak this time. It comes out as little more than a rumble in your chest. As soft as it is, you sound positively feral, even by your own judgement. "Just one....gods PLEASE Enver."

Envers eyes have gone wide, his breath following a quicker rhythem than before. He knew he wanted this, despite his fears, he wants it as much as you.

The silence lasts far too long.

"Hold out your sword arm..."

"Env-" your jaw aches from the sting of the crop across it. You try to reign in your grin, to hide the teeth that enver would see...would remember and then deny you your wish. But your scailed lips peel back anyway, and your tongue lolls past them as your claws dig groves in the stone floor.

You lift your arm.

"Palm up...." you obey without question this time. He traces the crop in circles around the center of your palm. "An eye for an eye...as always with you isnt it?"

You draw in a breath that shudders with you.

"A weapon..." his tongue wets the corner of his lower lip. "...for a weapon."

You had never once begged him before. Not. once. Demanded, yes. Sarcastically denied any interest? Of course. Spent hours and hours on his knees in submission? Oh absolutely.

But this....this was better than he could have hoped for. A bhallspawn, the purest flesh of his gods mortal enemy.

Offering his own unholy hand in sacrifice for the kiss of a Tyrant.

Ten blows. Ten beautiful savage, flesh tearing strikes of twisted iron to your palm.

Each one alone is not enough, but by the time he reaches number seven, you can feel the very marrow in your bones beginning to bruise.

The eighth has you roaring at him like the animal he loves to reduce you to.

The nineth is aknowledgeable agony, something so deep even you cannot deny that little pleasure can be had from it. And you wonder if any kiss is worth this until you see the look on his face. Youve finally given him what he wanted. Its better than he could have imagined, hearing not a cry or a scream, but the gutteral roar of his dragonborn pet.

The tenth....gods but the tenth blow takes so long to come. You kneel there, shaking, anxious...eager even, despite the knowledge that the final blow will be far worse than any before.

And it is. Its saring white hot and blinding as the kiss that follows before you even realize youve been hit. You feel his gauntlets cutting under your jaw as he presses his lips to yours. You dont expect anything more than that. Enver has never once allowed even this. Too intimate.

You are both already so dangerously close to blasphemy every time you even look at each other.

But then you feel it, his tongue, gliding in past wicked teeth and coaxing yours to join it. You dare not move your jaw except to open it further at his behest, letting him do as he pleases. You feel it caress and flick freely with the enthusiasm and lack of skill one would expect from someone who doesnt normally allow themselves such indignity, especially as messy as this. You want to bite. Hells you must. Not. Bite. But gods hes got your tongue between those lips and-

And hes gone. You whine at the loss and care little that you must sound disgustingly pitiful. open your eyes to see him standing, smirking above you. His hair sticks to his cheeks and forehead, dripping with sweat same as what of his chest you are privilaged to see through the laces of his shirt. His gauntlets must be sweltering for him.

Indeed you can see moisture dripping from his wrists from under the golden cuffs. Its a wonder he was able to grip the crop so tightly.

He rakes a hand through his hair and slicks it back. Something you only ever see when on your knees...or when you have him on his.

He tosses the crop to the floor, unceremonious and callous as ever.

"Clean yourself up..." and meet him in the boudoir. the silent half of the command is present enough in the strained nature of his exit.

You dare only move when the door closes behind him, leaving you alone in his office.

You groan and collapse, rolling onto your back as a chuckle escapes you. You lift your hand to inspect it.

Your hide is only mildly bruised. The discoloration negligible.

but the damage beneath sings to you, makes your throat thrum in thick, plucking clicks of your vocal chords that resemble a purr.

You give your fingers an experimental flex, and suck in a hiss of air when your palm sends agony all the way up to your elbow.

Every flick of your blade for the next tenday, every sacrifice to Bhaal would be tainted by the taste of Banes chosen. The memory of the reward given for your tribute. Your sacrifice, mild as it is.

A sliver of dread slips into the back of your mind, and yet....you smile.

"Forgive me, Father..."

Worth it. So worth it.

[immoralimmortals]

we hop-skip-jump back with more akatsuki questions! we hope your days have been grand and your songs sweet, tak(?)

if the akatsuki were exposed to the cuisines of our modern, international world, what would each of them gravitate to? would hidan be lured by the cooking of the southern american states, creole, the sausages and cuts and grinds of europe, the whole beasts of the pacific? would itachi look at italian cuisine and feel a deep pang of nostalgia of how sasuke would like this fare? what would these tongues make of our world's bounty?

Hello again! Yes, I'm Tak uvu Some more cusine headcanons for you, dear!:

Honestly I think you nailed Hidan right off the bat. I think he's a connoisseur of meat in specific, if given the time and lack of killing people (so only a world with no Jashin. Probably). I can imagine him, Deidara, and sometimes Kisame having a hot sauce drinking contest. Kakuzu would show up and blow them out of the water once and never participate again. I think Hidan would like beef jerky and pork rinds.

My dad is obsessed with the Red Lobster food chain and now I'm thinking about how Kisame would genuinely enjoy himself while everyone else is only there for cheddar bay biscuits.

My dad just bought at least 100$ worth of Red Lobster gift cards once finding out they're going out of business HE KEEPS ASKING ME OUT TO RED LOBSTER SOMEONE FUCKING HELP M

I've already said in a prior post that Deidara would be OBSESSED with pop rocks. Wouldn't be surprised if he seeks out other kinds of food that give specific sensations, hence the hot sauce bit just now. He'd love carbonated drinks, too. He can bullshit his way into convincing you that yes, Monster Energy Drink *does* require a sophisticated flavor palate! He'd try anything if it had a novelty factor, at least one he can take seriously.

Perhaps obviously I can see Itachi especially enjoying the vast variety of teas that one can acquire in the modern world. My personal favorites tend to be rooibos blends, so I'd like to give him a cup. God, he'd be a great cafe owner. Literal coffee shop AU type of man. I want him to tell me about the floral notes in this morning blend of green tea from the Himalayas. I wanna own a combination tea shop and bakery with him, that'd be the dream.

Kakuzu strikes me as a hardy, heavy food kind of guy. Stews and meats and breads. He'd probably like corned beef and cabbage and potatoes. ...Sorry my Irish in me is coming out. Gravitates to comfort food that keeps you full and warm.

Nagato and Konan are...interesting ones to consider, because whenever I think about them and food I just can't stop thinking about how formative starvation must have been for them. I think they can get overwhelmed by seasonings really fast, anything especially salty or sugary or what have you is in small portions. I don't think they'd deal well with the fact that the most available foods in some societies are saturated with flavor that's overcompensating for shitty processed food. I think if you gave Nagato a bottle of Sunny D it might actually kill him.

Sasori can't taste shit, I think, but if he did he's one of those assholes with PIN POINT PRECISION. Wine connoisseur. Chocolate connoisseur. Will intellectually wreck your shit if you tell him you're making spaghetti and serve him angel hair.

I think Obito would get really disappointed if you told him you were going to get mochi and you came back with the kind you get from the grocery store.

Zetsu still eats people, I can only presume. He might be interested in foods related to "stranger" body parts, brain cheese and haggis, that sort of thing.

Side note: several years ago when I first entered my never-ending Akatsuki phase, I read a really, really cute self insert or reader insert fic where the Akatsuki came to the "real world" and they watched Spongebob and Kisame made what the story described as an adorable face as he was shown how a soda can works. I've been looking for it and my heart yearns to reread. If you happen to find it, please let me know!

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem: Song of Beasts. Ch 34: Panic of Feline

 Xavier left the Shack a few minutes after meeting his older brother, Teeth. He huffs as he drives back to his hotel. The ginger haired male rubbed his goatee to try calming himself down. Xavier wishes for his wife, Ruby to be here and tell him that things are fine. 

“Am I….being harsh on him?” he asked himself. The ginger haired male quickly shakes his head. 

“No! I’m not. He deserves it!” Xavier said to himself as he pulled into the hotel parking lot. 

Back at the shack and in the basement, the Mayhem were checking their phones out. “Hey” said Dr. Teeth to his bandmates. 

“Talk about a revelation of momentous proportions” he added with a smile. 

“We twittered once, and now the world’s twittering back.” said the doc. The band agrees. 

“The instant gratification is a hit of sheer dopamine surging through my cranium. I am sold” replied Floyd. Lips mumbles. 

“Don’t be,” said Moog as he walked over to the band with a worried look on his face as he held a sleeping Annie in his arms. 

“The Mayhem doesn’t tweet their fans online,” he added. 

“You meet your fans in real life and befriend them,” said the black haired male. 

“And tell them the very intimate details of your personal life,” he added. 

“But, like, now, we’re socially connecting with, like, way more people” replied Janice. 

“It’s like a virtual Woodstock,” she added. 

“Yep, except maybe this time we remember it” replied Floyd Pepper with a laugh. The whole back starts to laugh with the red haired male. 

“Wow. For sure” replied the blonde female. 

“Ooh! Lookie here” said the good doctor as he showed Floyd his phone. 

“Miss Taylor Swift and that Justin Bieber kid just followed us,” he added. 

“Oh, Beyonce and Gaga just tweeted, Whaddup?” replied the red haired male. 

“And Jack Harlow just, like, slid into my DMs” replied Jancie. 

“Don’t know what that means,” replied Floyd Pepper. 

“You know, It’d be most disrespectful not to respond to them all” said Dr. Teeth. 

“Agreed” replied Floyd. The trumpet player and saxophonist both nod their heads. 

“How’s about something like” he started to say before typing. 

“To our fellow music makers, you’re all absotively tremendulous.” The doc type. 

“Right on” said the red haired male. 

“You are all truly talenticious, with stupendorous fans” the good doctor added. 

“Love it” said Floyd Pepper. 

“And send” said the ginger haired male. He sent the tweet. 

Hours later, they were all in Penny’s office. She had her computer turn to the group. It shows Teeth’s tweet. It said “ To our fellow music makers. You’re absolutely terrible. You are all truly talentless with stupid fans.” 

The tweet wasn’t what Dr. Teeth wanted to write. “This is your idea of good publicity?” asked Mrs. Waxman with a scowl on her face. 

“Now, to be clear, the phone tarnishified my beauteous words for some strangestical reason” replied the doc. 

“It’s because your words aren’t actual words” replied Nora. 

“The what?” asked Lips. 

“Yeah, they were autocorrected,” replied Moog. 

“Who is this smart guy and why is he talking to me?” asked the pink haired female, her voice tone sound upset. 

“Now, I’m even more aggravated” she added as she added hot sauce to her sandwich. 

“Don’t be, okay? I will figure out a way to fix this” replied Label Lady. 

“Yeah, while you’re at it, I’m out of Satan’s Blow Out sauce. So you can fix that too” replied Penny Waxman. 

“The hotter, the better,” she added. The good doctor shake his head and let out a “Phew” 

On the way back to the Shack, Nora is upset with the tweet. “This is craziness” said Moog. 

“With one tweet. You started beef with all of music” he added. 

“No beef, please. My vegan belly rejects all bovine” replied Janice. 

“Yeah, we don’t beef with nobody” replied Floyd. 

“Well, except that one band from River Bottom,” he added. 

“Yeah, they were a nightmare” replied Teeth. 

“So, when do I get my photos?” asked Zoot as he turned to Label Lady. 

“Okay, one thing at a time. Okay? First, damage control” said the black haired female. 

“I’m sure JJ’s got a way to fix this whole mess,” she added. 

As they drive through town, suddenly a purple vehicle brakes in front of them. “Hey, now!” said the doc. A green car and a reddish orange jeep pulled up on each side of the van. People in the vehicles can be heard yelling at the mayhem, angrily. A yellow car with black stripes on the hood of it pulled up behind the van. 

The van was square in. Nowhere to run, no exit for them. 

“What’s happening?” asked Nora in a panic tone. 

“Trouble,” replied Moog with wide eyes. The people start to exit their cars. 

Out of the red jeep were a bunch of girls. “Are those Taylor Swift fans?” asked Label Lady. 

“And our vengeance shall be swift” said the leader of the group. 

Dr. Teeth start to stammering and look very panicked. “Why are they doing that?” he asked. The ginger haired male could feel his heart beating faster. His body felt the signs of danger. His pupils quickly change to those of felines. 

“Okay, teeth. Get us out of here!” said Nora in a panic tone of voice. 

“Behind us!” said Janice. The doors to the yellow car opens and a group of women in black leather outfits exit it. 

“You come for our queen, Beyonce. You’re gonna get stung” said the leader of the Beyonce fans. 

“Oh man, we got the BeyHive in the back and the Beliebers in the front, y’all” said Moog in a fear filled tone. 

Out of the purple car, the Beliebers exit it. “You better belieb it’s go time, '' said the leader with her arms crossed. 

“Seems we’ve been emboxified in” said the good doctor. Floyd looked at Teeth and noticed the doc’s eyes were slowly getting more yellow. This isn't  good. They need to leave or otherwise, a oversized feline looking beast be rampaging through town. 

“Oh, my Gaga! It’s the Little Monsters!” said the black haired male. Out of the green car, the group of the fans exit. 

“Mayhem, come out to play,” said the leader in a creepy tone of voice. The mayhem starts to panic. 

“It’s too late now to say sorry!” said the leader of the Beliebers as they all started to attack the van. The groups all try to get into the van or destroy it. 

“What do they want from us?” asked Nora in a fear filled tone. 

“Vengeance” replied Moog. “Look, as a superfan myself, I know how it works,” he added. 

“You cold diss their leader, you cold diss them all” said the black haired male. 

“But how do they even know where to find us?” asked Jancie in a panic tone. 

“It’s the phones, man! I told you they track us!” replied Floyd as he turned to Janice for a second. In the corner of his eyes, he noticed Teeth’s face was…changing with each quick breath. 

“Yeah. It’s okay. Just everybody calm down!” said Label Lady in a panic tone. 

Suddenly hands come through the window on top of the van’s roof and grab Lips. The trumpet player starts to panic as he tries to get out of the grips of the hands. The blonde male was pulled out from the window. 

“They got Lips!” said Janice. 

“Bring him back!” yelled Moog. 

Teeth’s breathing was getting heavy. Sounds of clothes ripping filled the van. A wave of fear wash over everyone. The doc’s face was a mix of his face and his wereform face. His hair was slowly melting into his skin to form fur. The nails on his fingers had turned into claws. 

Zoot quickly grabbed some spare chain they have for Animal and crawled to the front. He quickly ties the chain around Teeth’s neck which the good doctor didn’t even notice. The dark blue haired male knows what will happen next. 

Suddenly the passenger door to the van was ripped off. “They got the door!” yelled Dr. Teeth, his voice was deep and sounded like it is in panic. 

“Oh my God!” yelled the mayhem fan as fear filled his body. The group of fans grabbed Floyd Pepper. 

“Oh no! They got me!” yelled the red haired male in fear. The band screams in fear. As the fans try to get the other members. 

Something suddenly busted through the roof of the van and the sound of the purple car being thrown on its side filled the air. The fans that were attacking quickly looked but it was gone. They continue to attack the van while the rest of the band try to fight them off. 

The thing that busted through the van was…Dr. Teeth in his wereblood form. The beast was running like a cheetah through the town and onto the big road. Zoot was holding for dear life on the back of the doc. He had a death grip on the chain and on the back of the feline. The saxophonist tried to move Teeth to run to the Shack. 

It wasn’t working. Zoot sat up like he was riding a horse. He looked at the sides of Teeth and gulped. “I’m sorry, love but I have to” the dark blue haired male said before using the heels of his dress shoes to kick the sides of Teeth. Hitting the feline on his stomach. 

The pupils of the beast grow small as it changes directions to the Shack. Zoot used the chain to lead the feline. 

Teeth was panting as he ran on all fours. The white vest he was wearing had been ripped in half and flew off his moving body. His rainbow color shirt with designs all over it was hanging on his huge body for dear life like Zoot. The beast’s claws hit the concrete roads as he speeds past cars and bikes. There were some tears in his eyes as he ran like the wind. 

The pants that the doc was wearing was ripped but still on him, same with his black boxers. The shoes were destroyed and left in the van. 

The saxophonist holds on and keeps the feline on the track to the Shack. The feline kept running and jumping over things as they got closer to the Shack. 

[aglaean]

L'ARACHEL GRACES FÓDLAN!

template taken from @shadoll

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female (she/her)

AGE. 20

HEIGHT. 5'10"

BIRTHDATE. 785

CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None [unless you count the holy blood of the heroes of Rausten, which well, she definitely does].

CLASS. Blue Lions Student!

AFFILIATION. The Theocracy of Rausten

BIOGRAPHY. 

PERSONAL HISTORY

785 ~ Born in Rausten.

790 - Lost both her parents after they attempted to fend off an attack from Darkling Wood.

803 ~ Joins Eirika in the fight against the Demon King.

805 ~ Is welcomed to Garreg Mach with great pomp and splendour, as befitting her station! Obviously.

INTERESTS. Religion, Chivalry and Heroism, Fame, Her Allies. LIKES. Formal dance, her carefully maintained hair, flashy faith magic, novelty, Dozla's hand-knitted jumper, tea parties, riding, divine providence, being quite literally holier-than-thou, attention, general too-much-ness / pomp and circumstance. DISLIKES. Being dismissed, ignored, or unrecognised, monsters, villains and general evil-doers, isolation, loneliness, loss, mundanity, 'weakness'. Rainy days. STATUS. Inheritor to the Pontifex of Rausten, and a prodigous Blue Lions Student!   CLOSE ALLIES: Eirika and Ephraim.

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. grilled herring, saghert and cream, fish and bean soup, vegetable pasta salad, small fish skewers, spicy fish and turnip stew, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish sauté, sweet bun trio, fruit and herring tart, fisherman's bounty, pheasant roast with berry sauce, country style red turnip plate, peach sorbet, pickled seafood and vegetables, two-fish sauté, sautéed pheasant and eggs, cabbage and herring stew, vegetable stir-fry, bourgeois pike. DISLIKES. beast meat teppanyaki, sautéed jerky, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, fish sandwich, pickled rabbit skewers, super-spicy fish dango, daphnel stew, gronder meat skewers, gautier cheese gratin, fried crayfish, derdriu-style fried pheasant.

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

“Heavens! This meal.. it's a close match to my darling Rausten's cuisine!.”

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

“Surely, this is some jest. You forget who you dine with!”

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. Rose petal blend. CONVERSATION TOPICS. Your ambitions, Evaluating allies, Mighty weapons, The melody of words, Fashion, I'm counting on you, Favourite sweets, Tell me about yourself, You're doing great work, I heard some gossip, Overcoming weaknesses, Gifts you'd like to recieve, Heart-racing memories, Cooking mishaps, The opera, Cute accessories, Thanks for everything, Cats, The existence of crests, Shareable snacks, Stargazing, Dreams of a throne, Someone you look up to.

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) “Well, I see you finally worked up the courage to request my shining presence here. I commend you! The divine will continues to flourish.” (2) “Do you suppose that all these sweet little dainties are for us? Come, try this one!.” (3) “You ought to know, I only partake in tea time with people dear to me.” (4) "Please, remain seated! There is no need to rise or bow in my presence. Though if the mood does take you.."

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

“Why, I would be happy if this was the last thing I ever tasted! I wonder if Eirika would enjoy it...”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“Uncle and I used to sample brews like this all the time in Rausten! But, please, I am merely mortal, just a divinely sactioned peerless princess! There is no need to make such indulgent gestures. Seconds? Oh, yes please.”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) “I understand. It is hard to take in someone as blinding as I all at once.” (2) “You would tell me if I had something in my teeth, right?” (3) “Such is the problem of the renowned, we are always subject to examination! The spotlight isn't for everyone...”

QUIPS.  ✧

“Ouch! Too hot! Too hot!” “Hmm, it smells delicious.” “How pleasant!” “I must say, you blow on your tea with remarkable poise!” “Would you like to hear a fanfare Dozla and I devised?” “Haha!” “I see!” “Lala laaa~” “How fare you?” “Leisure time is essential!’ “How ridiculous!” “A jest?”

ENDING.  ✧

“Do not hesitate to call on me again if you find yourself in need of scintillating conversation! You have given me plenty of ideas for my next tea time.”

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(1) Hold! The most egregious error has come to me! I do believe you have yet to be regailed with my many daring exploits! This might be righted immediately, please, allow me to begin with the time I fought off legions of monsters alongside Dozla... ANSWER. Laugh, Sigh. (2) Whilst Garreg Mach is pleasant, you simply must be recieved for tea at Rausten! I promise you, all else will dull in comparison henceforth! ANSWER. Nod, Blush. (3) Rennac used to say that I was 'noisy' and 'a nuisance'. Poor thing, he did tend to have a habit of wittering in situations of stress. ANSWER. Laugh, Admonish. (4) Do you suppose my parents would be proud of the progress I've made? ANSWER. Nod, Commend. (5) My uncle doesn't permit gambling halls in Rausten... Even though I'm really good at... oh what was that silly card game called? I wonder if the Archbishop would be more receptive...? ANSWER. Admonish, Disagree. (6) Being a favourite of the Gods is tiring work sometimes - the weight of beautitude is not for all to bear! ANSWER. Sigh, Sip tea. (7) Learning to wield a lance is difficult... I wish I could just use my staff to bludgeon foes instead! Answer: Admonish, Disagree. (8) Suppose you were granted eternal fame, at the cost of your life. What would you do? I think it's utter twaddle. If death could be traded for fame, my parent's names would... Death is not the price of renown, I will make sure of it. ANSWER. Nod, Sip tea. (9) Don't tell him, lest he drown you in tears, but I miss Dozla more and more everyday. He was such a good retainer. It's so hard to find someone willing to risk life and limb for you nowadays. Hmm? My eyes? If my eyes are gleaming it's my inner radiance shining through. Nothing more. ANSWER. Sigh, Commend.

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Stylish Hair Clip, Legends of Chivalry, Dapper Handkerchief, Gemstone Beads, Ceremonial Sword, Rose. DISLIKED GIFTS. Training Weight, Whetstone, Blue Cheese, Smoked Meat, Arithmetic Textbook.

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

“As a gracious lady, and ambassador of Rausten, I shall accept. But know you have gone down in my estimation.”

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

“This is quite lovely! Do tell me where you found it? I wish to purchase more for my darling retainers.”

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

“Ah, the first of many tributes made in recognition of my splendour! You have secured my everlasting favour.”

LOST ITEMS

Hand-Knitted Jumper. A garishly green jumper that's slightly lumpy, with various straggling threads. The label inside declares it's a gift, signed off by a single 'D'. This probably belongs to someone who enjoys loud clothing. Location found: Dining Hall Diary. It appears to be a diary, but the title, dubs it 'The Chronicles of the Beautiful Princess of Peerless Beauty' in an incredibly flowery hand. The entries stop adbruptly about a week in. This probably belongs to someone who seeks fame, and not consistency. Location found: Second Floor Hallway Hairbrush. A hairbrush that feels expensive to even handle. There are strands of green hair around the bristles, which are slightly worn down with use. This probably belongs to someone who tends to their hair religiously. Location found: Blue Lions Classroom

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"I had no fear that it was lost for good! Divine providence ensured it was only a matter of time. But I appreciate your acting as an agent of the Gods.”

NOT OWNER.  ✧

“Do you honestly suppose I would have use for such a thing?”

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

“This is but a footnote in my legend!” [Byleth specific] “Professor, do not fear for me! This will not be my end, let it not rest on your conscience. I shall arise anew!”

FIRST KILL.  ✧

“So, such is the cost of everlasting renown.”

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

(1) “You've chosen well! I have a voice that can reach the heavens itself! ” (2) “What, leave? I suppose it wouldn't do to drown everyone else's voices in my own lyrical splendour... But, are you really certain?”

COOKING.  ✧

(1) “Come, come! We musn't dally, there are grateful mouths to supply with our beneficiance!” (2) “But of course it's supposed to turn that colour! That means it's... hm... well-done.” (3) “Behold, hungering souls! Feast upon this veritable cornucopia of cuisine!”

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

“Mm. Apologies, did you say something?.” Critique: Well, there is really no need to take such a tone with your favoured student. The gall! Console: Allow me to try again, this time you will witness my grace!

GREAT.  ✧

“Ah, merely the expected outcome.” “Did you see that?.”

PERFECT.  ✧

“Take my hand, we shall hail in a new of era of light in tandem!” PRAISE. “I appreciate your cultivating my inherent refulgence.”

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

“Augh! Be so kind as to release my sleeve this instant, please. Divine clothing is not for unrefined palates.”

WEEDING.  ✧

“Perish under the governing hand of your scourge, weeds!”

SKY WATCH.  ✧

“From here, we see as the Gods do!”

FAILED.  ✧

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

“This is of no concern - divine providence will direct me.”

PASSED.  ✧

“Hah! Haha! To possess such devastating beauty AND intelligence in a human form, is it even possible?”

UPDATE GOALS

REASON.  ✧

“There's something so... intoxicating about magic, wouldn't you say? When I use it, I can feel the God's favour flowing through my blood, through my bones. Besides, it is of utmost priority that my attacks reflect the radiance that dwells within. I already have many ideas of how to use these spells to spread my fame...”

LANCE.  ✧

“I know, someone as dainty and gentile as myself with such an ungainly weapon? It seems improper. And yet, I must confess that the allure of bludgeoning my foes is growing harder to deny. Why the lance? Well, I suppose you could say I was inspired.”

FAITH.  ✧

“Are you injured? Oh poor soul! Please, flee to my gentle embrace! Follow the saintly glow of my eyes, and I shall utilise the best of my abilities to nurse you. It is essential to be well-versed in the art of healing. You never know when you'll be encountered with dire straits. With something that seems beyond all hope. ”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

“Ah, the Gods joy in trials.”

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

“Please, refrain from excessive applause!”

5 STATS UP .  ✧

“My heroic apotheosis approaches ever closer!”

6 STATS UP .  ✧

“I should not be surprised. The Gods inhabit my every step.”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

“Now, onto even greater heights!”

BUDDING TALENT

“Trying something new sounds fun. Naturally, I will excel.”

NEW SKILL

“Ooh! I shall incorporate this into my daring exploits post-haste.”

RECLASSING .  ✧

(1) “Let's try this for today!” (2) “Hee hee- Now, how best to display this new-found splendour?” (3) “The Gods will I change, and so I do.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

“CHARGE!.”

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

“I will not falter!”

LOW HP .  ✧

“Haah, this is no concern to one as grand as I.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“Whoops! My gleaming eyes must've blinded you!”

CRTIICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“Were I not a holy woman...” “[Imitating Dozla] GWHAHAH!” “Die, and be ennobled by my hands!” “The Beautiful Princess of Peerless Beauty is here!” “Sing my praises!”

GAMBIT .  ✧

“I am not alone!”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“My darling forces, we shall prevail with appropriate spectacle!”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“You shall be remembered as the vanquished foe of L'Arachel!” “Latona forgive you.” “Don't return.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

“Woohoo! Again, again!” “Are you challenged by my eminence?” “You need not risk yourself needlessly.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Well, how unusal!” “A thousand thanks!” “You shall be remembered.” “Come to me if you are harmed, yes?” “To think I would need healing!” “No hero walks alone.” “The Gods restore me!”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

“This is not how my story ends.”

CLASSIC .  ✧

“Dozla... Rennac... do not forget me.” “Ahhhh, Mother and Father, forgive me for this failing. I shall see you soon.“

THE ADVICE BOX

“Greetings! I have no need of "advice", if I may speak with complete honesty, but such a gimmick intrigued me. Do you suppose I would be permitted to assist? As a princess of the people, I should aid those in need! ” >Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... > Perhaps aiding people face-to-face is the place to start. (Correct answer) >I doubt anyone would take advice from you, L'Arachel.

[sugarcreambiteskingdom]

Name: Dew Pop Cookie

Rarity: Super Epic

Gender: She/They

Sexuality: Genderfluid, Bisexual and Ace

Type: Bomber

Position: Middle

Weapon: Battle Axe

Bonds: Twizzly Gummy Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Devil Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Black Lemonade Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Crunchy Chip Cookie, Wild Berry Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie, Mala Sauce Cookie, Raspberry Cookie, Lilac Cookie, Ninja Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Pastry Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Black Raisin Cookie, Rye Cookie, Purple Yam Cookie, Werewolf Cookie, Capsaicin Cookie, Pitaya Cookie Dragon, Fire Spit Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie

Likes: Soda(Mountain Dew), Milk Chocolate, Peace and Quiet, Guitar Playing, Cake Monsters, The Rain, Acid, Playing with the 5 Beasts, Sweets, Sugar, Salt, Dad...?

Dislikes: Loud, Mom, Dark Chocolate, Black Coffee, Spider,

Ability Name: Leave Me Alone!

Ability Info: Smash her battle axe on the ground and creates cracks in front of them that has Hot Green Soda(Acid) To Come out of the ground like an after effect of shaking a soda or putting mint inside of it

[swiftscion]

✢⁎. larcei in garreg mach

source !

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female

AGE. 20

HEIGHT. 160 cm / 5'3

BIRTHDATE. December 28th, Gran 759 

CREST/HOLY BLOOD. Minor Od (though subject to change depending on her father)

CLASS. Blue Lions student

AFFILIATION. Kingdom of Isaach

BIOGRAPHY. Daughter of the legendary swordmaster Ayra. Arrived at the Officers Academy in search of her mother, whom she believes is still alive. Her skills with her blade are matched only by her red-hot temper, and her devoted spirit is both her biggest strength and greatest weakness. While technically royalty, her simple and blunt mannerisms are fitting of one raised alongside other orphans. She wishes to become the strongest version of herself that she can, echoing her mother's legacy so they can one day reunite.

PERSONAL HISTORY

Grann Year 759 ~ Born during the Holy Wars alongside her twin brother, Scathach

Grann Year 761 ~ Separated from her parents following the Battle of Belhalla, and placed in Tirnanog to be raised as an orphan

Grann Year 777 ~ Lends her sword to the Liberation Army and helps restore Isaach after its occupation

Imperial Year 1180 ~ Enrolls at the Officer's Academy at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS. Swordplay, Competition, Traveling LIKES. Light clothing, physical activity, festivals, stars, sweets DISLIKES. Injustice, feeling like a child, dishonorable combat, flowery language, laziness STATUS. Princess of Isaach, cousin of King Shannan of Isaach CLOSE ALLIES: Scathach, Lucina, Edward

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. country style red turnip plate, saghert and cream, sweet bun trio, peach sorbet, pheasant roast with berry sauce, garreg mach meat pie, deirdriu-styled fried pheasant, sauteed jerky, sauteed pheasant and eggs, beast meat teppanyaki, gronder meat skewers, pickled rabbit skewers

DISLIKES. sweet and salty whitefish, small fish skewers, grilled herring, fish and bean soup, fruit and herring tart, fisherman’s bounty, fish sandwich, two-fish saute, cabbage and herring stew, bourgeois pike, super spicy-fish dango, spicy fish and turnip stew, pickled seafood and vegetables, scrambled eggs with vegetables, fried crayfish, daphnel stew, cheesy verona stew, gautier cheese gratin, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, vegetable stir-fry

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"As a kid, I would've hit my brother over the head for somethin' like this!"

STANDARD DISH.  ✧

"You loaded up our plates with extras, yeah? Eating is just as important as training."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"Are you sick in the head?! A-Actually, I think I'm about to be...!"

WITH SCATHACH.  ✧

"Remember when Edain used to make all our meals for us? I bet I can still eat these ones faster than you!"

WITH AYRA.  ✧

"This might sound silly, but... I've always wanted to do this with you... Mother...."

TEA TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. Honeyed-Fruit Blend, Tea of the Saints

CONVERSATION TOPICS. evaluating allies. reliable allies. tell me about yourself. working hours for guards. exploring the monastery. cats. past laughs. school uniforms. heroes’ relics. children at the market. hopes for the future. thanks for everything. shareable snacks. getting out of homework. creative pranks. making friends. close calls. a place you'd like to visit. sturdy weapons. potential training partners. the last battle. your ambitions. overcoming weaknesses. mighty weapons. i'm counting on you. someone you look up to. a new sword technique. equipment upkeep. the thrill of sweets. you seem different. favorite sweets. a new gambit.

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) "I prefer staying on the move, but I'll make time for you."

(2) “Thanks for reminding me that I need to take a load off every now and then.”

(3) “I won't forget this, you know. Next time, it'll be my treat!”

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

“Huh? Hey--Who told you I like this stuff?!”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“Woah... Isn't this a bit much? Hmph, if you're trying to impress me, save it. Last thing I need is another flower shoved in my face!”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) "Don't tell me you brought me here just to gawk at me! I'll pull you into a stump if you don't buzz off!" (2) “Bored already? Me too. Let's get in a round of fighting after we're done.” (3) “Geez... I don't think I could ever get used to this kind of attention...”

QUIPS.  ✧

"Ah--That's hot!" "Just gotta stop drinking so fast...!" "Eheheh..." "Not bad!" "How are things with you?" "Reminds me of her..." "Yeah?" "It'll go straight to my legs." "What's up?" "I wonder what goes good with this..." "Hey!" "Hmm..."

ENDING.  ✧

"Heh, looks like I finished before you. Blink, and you'll miss me!"

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(1) What did you think of my last battle? I've gotten a lot stronger since the time Lord Shannan had to save me! ANSWER. Commend, Chat (2) I've seen the way you guys do Astra. The form's all wrong! I'd teach it to you myself, but without the Holy Blood of Isaach, I doubt you'd get very far. ANSWER. Laugh, Sigh (3) This sword was an heirloom from my mother... If I lost it, I don't know what I'd do with myself... ANSWER. Nod, Sip Tea (4) Sometimes it feels like you're looking right through me. I wonder if I've grown predictable as an opponent...  ANSWER. Laugh, Sip Tea (5) l like my clothes light and easy to move around in, but there are places where it's always snowing! ANSWER. Laugh, Chat (6) Ever meet someone you want to believe in, but makes it so damn difficult? Sometimes I wonder if a hilt to the jaw would fix 'em.  ANSWER. Disagree, Admonish (7) Back in Isaach, we believe that every debt should be repaid--both the good and the bad. I'll never forget you doin' nice things like this, but cross me and I'll make you regret it. ANSWER. Nod, Sip Tea (8) Growing up, I used to watch kids get snatched up by imperial dogs. It was awful, and the things they would do to the girls... I used to feel so weak, being unable to protect them. ANSWER. Nod, Commend (9) One day, I'm gonna find her... And then I'll prove everyone wrong! They'll all see that everything has been worth it! ANSWER. Commend

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Smoked Meat, Hunting Dagger, Whetstone, Ancient Coin, Owl Feather, Training Weights, Ceremonial Sword, Exotic Spices

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Get this outta my face!"

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Thanks! I'll make sure it's put to good use."

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

"Looks like I'm in your debt again. Don't worry, I'm already thinkin' up a great way to repay you!"

LOST ITEMS

STAR-SHAPED AMULET. A simple wooden amulet, evidently worn. It probably belongs to someone who finds the stars sentimental. Location found: Blue Lions classroom

TASSELED TROWEL. Someone's personal farming equipment. It probably belongs to someone with humble origins. Location found: Greenhouse

CURVED SWORD. A uniquely shaped saber, meant to overwhelm an opponent with a rush of killing strikes. It probably belongs to a foreign and skilled swordmaster. Location found: Training Grounds

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"Shoot--can't believe I actually lost that! Thanks for the help."

NOT OWNER.  ✧

"Only a child would lose something like that."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

“You're lucky we weren't fighting for real...” ( *Byleth specific  ) "Professor...? Hmph! This isn't over! Next time, I'll take you down for sure!"

FIRST KILL.  ✧

"The power of Crusader Od demands I cut you down!"

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

(1) "H-Hey, isn't this a little embarrassing? I've never really sung before..."

(2) "Alright, but if I catch anyone givin' me funny looks...!"

COOKING.  ✧

(1) "Oh, this? It's actually pretty easy. If it was for survival, I could help cook back at home."

(2) "Make sure you pile on lots of meat! If a meal won't make me any stronger, it's not worth having."

(3) "Let's make more than enough for everyone. If there are any siblings eating tonight, they'll fight each other for who gets to have seconds."

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

"So that's wrong... Damn! L-Let me have another go at it!."

Critique: I need real-world application if I want stuff to stick. Console: Quit treating me like a child!

GREAT.  ✧

"I've gotta keep goin' if I want to be like mother." “That's a good point. Okay! I'll include it in my technique.”

PERFECT.  ✧

"My technique is the pride of Isaach! Nothing stands in my way!"

PRAISE. "Heh, watch your tone. I'm on track to outdoing you."

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

“It's pretty hard keepin' up with 'em during battle, but horses back in the stable are easy to maintain.”

WEEDING.  ✧

"We used to ball these up and throw them at each other when we were kids... Wanna go?"

SKY WATCH.  ✧

“Just don't look down, and you've got nothin' to be afraid of!”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.  ✧

"What the--That was hardly fair! Give me a weapon and I'll show you I can do it!"

PASSED.  ✧

"One step closer..."

UPDATE GOALS

AXES.  ✧

“Professor, I'm getting good at using my legs, but I feel like my arms could use some work. Let me pick up an axe! If you give me enough time, I'll be swinging it faster than the eye can see.”

FLYING.  ✧

“Man, mages and archers piss me off... Look at them, always sitting behind enemy lines and attacking from afar! I say we walk right up to 'em and knock 'em down where they stand! Professor, if you teach me how to use a mount, I can rush in and take them out before they get a chance to act.”

BRAWLING.  ✧

“I grew up having to fight for survival. If I can punch through that, I can punch through anyone. Put me on the front lines, and see how my lightning-fast fists make short work of our enemies.”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

“Just need to try a bit harder...”

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

“Riposte, and engage. That's the form I've drilled into my body!”

5 STATS UP .  ✧

“The skills of my homeland live on through me.”

6 STATS UP .  ✧

“My sword is shining! Our enemies will fall to my Astra!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

“Mother... Are you watching?”

BUDDING TALENT

“It's new, but I like it! Let's keep training until it's as good as my swordplay.”

NEW SKILL

“Power comes pretty naturally to me. I'll show you what I can do!”

RECLASSING .  ✧

(1) “Harder, better, it's all just training to me. ” (2) “Doesn't matter how--I move forward.” (3) “A new angle might help me find what I'm lookin' for.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

“Eyes on the enemy.”

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

“Not gonna fail!”

LOW HP .  ✧

“Don't worry... About me...”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“I'm faster!”

CRTIICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“No running now!” “Die, tyrant!” “Heart and sword as one!” “Now we're fighting for real!” “This is the end for you!”

GAMBIT .  ✧

“My sword is too kind for the likes of you.”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“Leave it all to us!”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“Tch. That's all?” “Victory or death--it's just how I fight.” “Easy pickings.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

“We're rivals now!” “Keep going! Leave none standing!” “Heh, you're pretty good at this.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Caught me slacking, huh?” “Wow, I really owe you one...” “I'll put this to use.” “Hits the spot after a long battle!” “Messed up, didn't I?” “Now watch me soar!” “My sword's all yours.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

“N-No... I've still got stuff to do.”

CLASSIC .  ✧

"Shannan... Mother... I've... Failed..." “Guess they... Finally got me...“

THE ADVICE BOX

"I got real mad at someone I care about, but now I'm beginning to have regrets. I'm afraid they might not want to talk to me. What do you think I should do?"

>It's okay, they'll probably forget about it if you wait enough >If they're family or a close friend, they'll forgive you once you break the silence (Correct answer) >Start another fight to prove how you were right in the first one

[optimismxmagicism]

Ewan in Fodlan!

Personal Info:

Gender: Male (transmasc) Birthday: 22nd day of the Harpstring Moon (May 22nd) Age: 14 Height: 145cm Weight: 38 KG Crest/Holy Blood: N/A Class: Blue Lions Affiliation: Gerik’s Mercenaries, Caer Pelyn

Personal History:

Magvel 791 - Was born to a wealthy merchant couple in Jehanna To protect him, Tethys took him from their home and fled. Grew up on the streets of Jehanna’s capital with his sister, Tethys.

Magvel 799 - Was found and recruited by Gerik’s Mercenaries

Magvel 800 - Started tutelage under Saleh in Caer Pelyn

Magvel 803 - Participated in the war of stones, joining Princess Eirika in her battle against the Demon King.

Magvel 805 - Received a letter of acceptance and traveled to Fodlan, joining the officer’s academy as a student of the Blue Lion house.

Interests: Studying Magic, harmless pranks, Likes: Learning, Magic experiments, brain teasers, sharing sweets with his loved ones, eating sweets, playing pranks on friends, Dancing. Dislikes: Poverty, the dark, being alone for too long, being made fun of for his height, spiders, going to bed hungry, lecherous men. Status: Student to the Great Sage Saleh and junior member of Gerik’s Mercenaries

Close Allies: in TOA: Erk, L’arachel Outside: Tethys, Saleh, Gerik, Marisa

Dining Hall Preferences

Likes: Saghert and Cream, Sweet Bun Trio, Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Peach Sorbet, Small Fish Skewers, Fried Crayfish, Vegetable Pasta Salad, Onion Gratin Soup, Country-Style Red Turnip Plate, Fruit and Herring Tart, Fisherman’s Bounty, Fish Sandwich

Dislikes: Beast Meat Teppanyaki, Pickled Rabbit Skewers, Daphnel Stew, Cheesy Verona Stew, Pickled Seafood and Vegetables, Gautier Cheese Gratin.

Dining Hall Quotes

Favorite Dish

“Wow! This is seriously tasty! Do ya think they used magic to make it?”

Least favorite dish

“Uh…. I’m not hungry right now. ..what? No dessert?! Aw… okay..”

Tea Time Guide

Favorite Tea: Honeyed-Fruit Blend

Favored Topics

A place you'd like to visit / Books you've read recently / Children at the market / Cooking mishaps / I’m counting on you / Our first meeting / Past Laughs / Reliable allies / Someone you look up to / Tell me about yourself / Thanks for everything / The library’s collection / The view from the bridge / Working together / You seem well / You’re doing great work / Favorite sweets / Shareable snacks / Books you’ve reach recently / Heart-racing memories / Hopes for your future / Dreamy Knights

Tea Time Quotes

Greeting

“Thanks for the invite! I always enjoy drinking tea with a friend!”

Favorite Tea

“Ohhh, this is my favorite! Sis sometimes bought it for me as a treat!”

5 star tea

“Gosh, are you sure you wanna spend such a fancy tea on me? Well hey, thank you!”

Being Observed

“Aw, do I have something on my face again? I can wipe it off myself, I’m not a child!” "What is it? Am I just so adorable you can't look away?" "I can see the clarity in your eyes! ..That's what teacher sometimes says, hehe." "You can poke my cheek- it's soft, I promise!"

Introducing Own Topic

“I was studying before you called me here, so getting the chance to relax is so nice!” “Have you ever tried tea made from mountain herbs? It’s surprisingly sweet!” "This school is so fancy.. Kid me would've never imagined attending such a place!" "I wonder how my big sis is doing. I should send her a letter again sometime..." "You're not my first teacher, did you know that? I'm studying magic under someone else too!" "I wonder who got the idea to put leaves in hot water.. I wonder if other plants would work too..." "Hey so, I've been thinking about designing Pegasus-pulled carriages! What do you think? Doesn't that sound fun?" "The air here is so nice. So much better than dry desert air, yuck!" "There's so many pretty people here- but none are as pretty as my big sis!"

Quips

“Hm?” “Oh!” “Yeah!”

End

“Ahh.. I feel so refreshed already! Thanks so much for the tea, Professor!”

Misc. Dialogue

Gift Guide

Favorite Gifts: Armored Bear Stuffy, Board Game, Tasty Baked Treat, Gemstone Beads Disliked Gifts: Blue Cheese, Smoked Meat, Training Weight

Gift Quotes

Disliked gift

“Uhh.. Oh, here’s a magic trick! One, two, three.. and poof! It’s gone!“

Liked gift

“Oh, wowzers! Thank you!”

Favorite gift

“Whoa, is it really okay for me to have this?! I'll have so much fun with it, thanks!”

Lost Items

Doodled Tome - A beginner spell tome full of juvenile doodles, much to the original owner’s chagrin. It probably belongs to a scatterbrained mage. Location found: dormitories

Dancer’s Bracelet - An ornate bracelet usually worn by dancers outside of Fodlan. It’s held on a string, as if to be worn as a necklace. It probably belongs to someone close to a dancer who’s too small to wear it properly. Location found: library

Ribbon Staff - A healing staff decorated with flashy red ribbons, perfect for use on stage. Probably belongs to a mage that likes to show off a little. Location found: Classrooms

Lost Item Quotes

Owner

“Ooh, I was wondering where I dropped that! Thanks so much for finding it!”

Not owner

“No, that doesn’t look familiar to me. Should I use magic to figure out who's the owner?”

Battle Quotes

Mock Battle Retreat

“Owie! Aw.. I guess I still have a lot to learn after all..”

First Kill

“I.. I took on magic to protect my friends, but this is… so much blood…”

Monastery Lines

Choir Practice

“La La laaaaa~ Ehehe, surprised? I used to sing all the time with my sister!”

Cooking

“Hey, do you think this would go well with what we’re making? …no? Aw, okay.”

Tutoring

Instruct

Bad

“Huh?! What went wrong here?! Aw, boo..”

Console: “Thank you.. I-I’ll do better next time, promise!” Critique: “Yikes, that’s harsh! I was trying my best!”

Great

“Heehee, that was no problem at all!”

Perfect

“Did you see that?! Are you proud of me, Teacher?”

Praise: “Aw, shucks, I’m blushing.. keep it coming though!”

Stable Duty

“Aww, you're such a cutie, aren't you? Want a sugar cube- OW! Don't bite my hand!”

Weeding / Clearing Rubble

“Ow, my back is starting to hurt.. why don’t we take a break soon?”

Sky Watch

“W-Whoa, we’re so high up! Don’t drop me, okay Pegafriend?”

Certification Exams

Failed

“Aw, what the heck? I totally thought I nailed that one!”

Passed

“Woohoo! Do I look more like a great sage yet? Huh? Do I?”

Lecture Questions

Approach

“Hey teacher, I have a question!”

Question

“Hey so, I sometimes hear people say magic is lame and that makes me so mad! Yet when I confront them they just laugh me off and call me a pipsqueak.. how should I get rid of them?”

OK: “Just ignore them, they aren’t worth your time.” Bad: “Have you thought about bulking up a little?” Good: “Give them a demonstration! Show em who’s boss!”

Bad Answer

“Uh.. if you say so!”

Good Answer

“Yeah, I totally thought so too!”

Update Goals

Reason

“I wanna be a great sage like my teacher back home as soon as I can, which means achieving total mastery over anima magic! To that end, please help me train my reason skills!”

Faith

“I fight to keep everyone safe, but sometimes injury is unavoidable right? If I can heal everyone I can be even more helpful! So please, help me train in Faith!”

Swords

“I’m not one for swordfighting, but my sister and everyone else in the mercenary company knows how to use them! So maybe a little practice would be good, what do you think?”

Level Up

0 to 2 stats up

“Maybe I should just take it easy for a little bit…”

3 to 4 stats up

“Hey, not bad, not bad at all!”

5 stats up

“With magic like this, I’ll protect everyone!”

6 stats up

“Wahoo! I’ll catch up soon Teacher! You’ll be so proud of me!”

Upon reaching level 99

“Whoa… I’m already so strong, yet I don’t have a wizard beard… phew.”

Budding Talent

“Heehee, I’m just a treasure trove of surprises, huh?”

New Skill

“Ooh, I wonder what I can do with this!”

Reclassing

“Hehe, what do you think of this snazzy new look? Am I tough? Or adorable?”

Battle Quotes

When selected

Full/High HP

“Ooh, I’ll help!”

Medium HP

“Still got energy to spare!”

Low HP

“I’m.. a little worn out.”

Enemy Deals 1 or No Damage or Misses

“That’s all?” “Whoops!”

Critical Attack

“I’ll protect us all!” “Woo, watch me go!” “This show’s over!” “Magicaboom!” “Like a great sage would!”

Gambit

“Let’s do this everyone!”

Gambit Boost

“You can count on me!”

Defeated Enemy

“Oh! I won!” “How do ya like them apples?!” “My magic’s the best!” “Are you proud of me, teacher?”

Ally Defeats Enemy

“Wow, you were so strong!” “Heehee, don’t hog all the spotlight!” “Hey, could you teach me how to do that?”

Ally Heals/Rallies

“Feeling SO much better!” “Yay, thank you!” “Just what I needed!”

Death/Retreat Quote

Casual

“Ow ow ow OW! That was too much! Sorry guys, Time to exit… stage left..”

Classic

"Why can’t I.. move? I don’t.. Sis.. Teacher.. I’m so sorry, I completely… messed up…”

[virtu-pet]

Virtu.Pet Advent Calendar Prizes over the past 2 years!

2021

Rainbow Scorchio Plushie, Spotted Blumaroo Plushie - Neopoints found: 200

Blue Blumaroo Ears, Orange Negg - Neopoints found: 100

Winter JubJub Plushie, Rainbow Snow Puff - Neopoints found: 150

Icy Negg, Blue Clockwork Grundo - Neopoints found: 650

Chocolate Chip Cookie Slushie, Rainborific Slushie - Neopoints found: 300

Turkey and Cranberry Chia Pop, Cybunny Ears - Neopoints found: 500

Chocolate Baby Cabbage, White Chocolate Baby Cabbage - Neopoints found: 350

Sitting Snow Blumaroo, Aisha Scarf - Neopoints found: 400

Exploding Pizza Pasty, Advent Calendar - Neopoints found: 1000

Pineapple Snowball, Scorchio Scarf - Neopoints found: 50

Red Pteri Cookie, Winter Bruce Soap - Neopoints found: 400

Pepperminto Slushie, Lupe Goodie Bag - Neopoints found: 250

Chocolate Tree Decoration, Turkey Milkshake - Neopoints found: 350

Sketch a Pic, Quiggle Keyring - Neopoints found: 450

Sausage Stocking, Chaos Giant Plushie - Neopoints found: 550

Empty Pillow Case, Chocolate Star Decoration - Neopoints found: 600

Bumper Prize Stocking - Neopoints found: 400

Sour Blue Slushie, Blue Bruce Coin Purse - Neopoints found: 250

Olive Snowball, Beans with Sausages - Neopoints found: 450

Random Cracker Item, Asparagus Pie - Neopoints found: 500

JubJub T-shirt, Abominable Snowball Comb - Neopoints found: 500

Blueberry Snowball, Strawberry Snowball - Neopoints found: 150

Chocoball Machine, Chocoball Decoration - Neopoints found: 350

Golden Juppie, Candy Cane Bow and Arrow - Neopoints found: 1000

Snow Aisha, Winter Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 15000

Turkey Dinner, Winter Tree Negg - Neopoints found: 800

Cup of Hot Borovan, Plushie Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 2900

Abominable Snowball, The Evil Dr. Sloth - Neopoints found: 350

Cloudy Brucicle, Yellow Clockwork Grundo - Neopoints found: 150

Super Blue Gift Stocking, Winter Doglefox - Neopoints found: 500

Retro Angelpuss, Imiyas Alarm Clock - Neopoints found: 2022

2022

White Kougra Plushie, Tree Shaped Cookies - Neopoints found: 1000

Lemon Curd, Pull Along Gelert - Neopoints found: 100

Gingerbread Mynci, Cloudy Brucicle - Neopoints found: 150

Seasonal Pudding, Snow Wars Collectable Card - Neopoints found: 650

Squeaky Rubber Bruce Toy, Rainbow Snowball - Neopoints found: 300

Flaming Oven Gloves, Starry Snowbunny Plushie - Neopoints found: 500

Deluxe Candy Cane, Fireplace - Neopoints found: 350

Chocolate Tree, Snow Chia Sculpture - Neopoints found: 400

Biscuit Assortment, Holly Wreath - Neopoints found: 1000

Mika and Carassa Mug, Jazzmosis Xmas Special Ticket - Neopoints found: 50

Tree Shaped Crackers and Cheese, El Picklesaur Plushie - Neopoints found: 400

Yuletide Wocky Plushie, Gingerbread Wocky - Neopoints found: 250

Woolly JubJub Hat, Jelly Bean Stocking - Neopoints found: 350 (Rod of Supernova trick)

Snowman, Mint Chocolate Tree - Neopoints found: 450

Clockwork Quiggle, Decorated Tree - Neopoints found: 550

Pot Of Peanuts, White Elephante Plushie - Neopoints found: 600

Milk Chocolate Cherry Cordials, Snow Chia Plushie - Neopoints found: 400

A Faerie Yuletide, Gold Chocolate Coins - Neopoints found: 250

Cranberry Sauce, Sticky Snowflake - Neopoints found: 450

Random Goodie Bag Item, Turkey and Cranberry Omelette - Neopoints found: 500

Sparkling Holiday Stocking, Filled Cookie Jar - Neopoints found: 500

Cobblestone Bridge, Tax Beast Ice Lolly - Neopoints found: 150

Assorted Coconut Balls, Random Goodie Bag Item - Neopoints found: 350

Random Deluxe Cracker Item, Sinsis Crown - Neopoints found: 1000

Balthazar Plushie, Snow Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 25000

Winter Woolies Usuki Set, Holiday Nova - Neopoints found: 800

Retro Angelpuss, Plushie Petpet Paint Brush - Neopoints found: 3000

Walking Book, Snow Faerie Snowglobe - Neopoints found: 350

Asparagus Gateaux, Snowickle Snacks - Neopoints found: 1150

Blue Orange Chia Pop, Dr_Death Plushie - Neopoints found: 500

Year 5 Stamp, Year 5 Usuki - Neopoints found: 2023

2023:

Plastic Fir, White Chocolate Igloo - Neopoints found: 2000

Yuletide Uni Plushie, Seasonal Kiko Balloon - Neopoints found: 3000

White Ona, White Chocolate Orange - Neopoints found: 2500

Meerca Whoopee Cushion, Yuletide Pile of Soot - Neopoints found: 5500

Turkey and Cranberry Pizza, Snow Bruce Sculpture - Neopoints found: 1000

Chocolate Ghostkersword, Shadow Usul Ice Lolly - Neopoints found: 4000 (SAP trick)

Gingerbread Grundo, Snowball Fight Usuki Doll - Neopoints found: 900

Snow Covered Tree, Springy Shoyru Toy - Neopoints found: 200

Sliding Candychan Puzzle, Seasonal CATFB Mug - Neopoints found: 1000

Snowbunny Chair, Milk Chocolate Snowbunny - Neopoints found: 1000

Snow Feepit, Wooden Marble - Neopoints found: 6000

Sparkly Wocky Ball, Wind Up Wocky - Neopoints found: 2500

Snow Petpet Paint Brush, Fluffy Mynci Ball - Neopoints found: 5 (Rod of Supernova trick)

Seasonal Shoyru Gnome, Candy Cane Pen - Neopoints found: 3110

Grey Faerie Snowglobe, Mistletoe Plant - Neopoints found: 1700

Seasonal Yoyo, Silver and Gold Chocolate Coins - Neopoints found: 5000

Sparkling Seasonal Stocking, Holly Kaleidoscope - Neopoints found: 20000 (VP's birthday!)

Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop Card, Darigan Kougra Plushie - Neopoints found: 2000

Giant Bar Of Chocolate, Scared Yuletide Wocky Plushie - Neopoints found: 4000

Deluxe Holly Wreath, Snowglobe Pencil - Neopoints found: 2220

Glow In The Dark Eyrie Plushie, Holly Football - Neopoints found: 2250

Seasonal Stamp, Seasonal Faerie Tales - Neopoints found: 5000

Seasonal Quiguki, Squeaky Tonu Toy - Neopoints found: 800

White Chocolate Mince Pie, I Love Mince Pies T-Shirt - Neopoints found: 4500

Turkey and Cranberry Pasty, Slorg Wardrobe - Neopoints found: 10010

Turkey Packed Lunch, Seasonal Battle Duck - Neopoints found: 2000

Retro Angelpuss, Random Birthday Petpet - Neopoints found: 31000

Snowager Ice Lolly, Babaa Wardrobe - Neopoints found: 5500

Taelia Poster, Gammon Dinner - Neopoints found: 2500

Chocolate Mousse, Ring of Sloth Stamp - Neopoints found: 1900

Year Six Lupe Gnome, Slice Of New Year Cake - Neopoints found: 2024

[violetfoxsketches]

For both vampire boyos:

🍕(when they were alive) 🍎 and 🎯

🍕 - What is their favorite food? (when they were alive)

Emmy: Raised a vegetarian, Emmy has always been a big eater of salads, fruits, veggies, dairy and and grains/seeds. His favorite go-to fast food was always a Taco Bell cheesy bean and rice burrito with copious amounts of hot sauce.

His absolute favorite dish would have to be a sweet chili lime grilled mango salad. It has all of his favorite flavors in a single dish: Grilled mangos with plenty of cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, red onions and mint leaves drizzled in sweet chili lime sauce.

Javier: On the opposite end of the spectrum, you have a man from Tennessee who loves the home cookin' of his mother. Javier would kill to be able to eat his mother's chicken and dumplings with a side of Mexican cornbread again. But alas, human food tastes like licking an ashtray to him now and the Beast makes him immediately empty his stomach if he dares to try and swallow it.

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

Emmy: Oh buddy, where to even start...

Emmy was born out of wedlock and raised the first eight years of his life the child of his single father, Orion Acero. Emmy was constantly vying for his father’s attention, but Orion’s job at the local university and endless events to attend as a vehicle to get his name established in Phoenix always left Emmy wanting.

Orion eventually started dating again and got married when Emmy was nine. Emmy, in a fit of jealousy, tried his damndest to ruin the occasion by swallowing the wedding bands and waited until after a two-hour search to own up to his deed. his new stepparent was furious and swore to the boy that they will not tolerate bad behavior from him. Em’s new stepparent and permanent resident of the household became a more prominent and far stricter figure of authority than Orion to Emmy and the two grew to resent each other.

At fifteen, Emmy became a reluctant older brother to what he could only assume was his replacement. His dad and stepparent stop having time for him, too preoccupied with the new baby girl and Emmy is largely left to his own devices.

As an adult, Emmy largely avoids having much to do with his family. Forced to attend the same university his father is now the chancellor of, Emmy barely attended class and spent most of time enjoying the partyboy nightlife. After meeting and eventually dating Javier, Orion tried to separate the two and threatened to have the police called on Javier if he was ever found on the property again. It's no surprise that just one night after the threat, Emmy ran away with Javier, hit the road, and never turned back.

Orion has regretted his actions that finally pushed Emmy away for good and continues to hope one day his son will come back if he gives Emmy enough space and keeps paying his credit cards. It's been almost seven months since Emmy disappeared with Javier and the only sign Orion has that his son is still (apparently) doing well is the string of credit card charges that follow Emmy's travels all over the country.

Emmy doesn't know his other father, Lucian Torres; he's only ever been told that the man was a 'deadbeat musician' and Emmy should take caution not to end up just like him. In reality, the man doesn't even know he has a son, lives comfortably on royalties for a theme song he composed decades ago, and teaches guitar lessons in Los Angeles, California.

Javier: Javier was born the only child of Celestina and Sebastián Peña. In life, Javier was very much a mama's boy at heart. Despite his gruff attitude and punk demeanor, he was always a Good Catholic Boy to his ma.

His father... was a bit of a different story. He was a military man and a war veteran, and the ghosts of the warfront never really gave him any peace. He was very keen on making sure Javier looked and dressed like a Proper Young Man, which was to say he made Javier look exactly like a smaller version of himself.

(tw suicide, ptsd) When Javier was a teenager, his father grew more and more distant as the events of his time overseas plagued him day and night, and eventually Sebastián committed suicide. It was Halloween night and Javier had been out very late with his best friend, therefore Javier was the one to discover his father in the early hours of the morning.

Javier resented his father's passing, as well as the entire Halloween season. To this day he still refuses to celebrate it. With no one left but each other, Javier and his mother grew even closer. It kills him that he can no longer have contact with her. Javier's sire, Riley, faked Javier's death after she turned him, so his dear old ma thinks she's now buried her husband and her son...

🎯 -What do they do best?

Emmy: [I answered this one over here!]

Javier: Honestly, his character sheet sums up his talents quite nicely:

Knowing how to sew might come as a surprise to most folks, but as someone who went headlong into the punk movement in the late 70s, Javier took the sewing knowledge his ma passed down to him to DIY his own battle jacket. Also it is astonishing how often you need to mend clothing as an undead creature of the night.

As for the grand theft auto... Well, after getting dumped on his ass with no money and no hope, Javier had to find some way to scrape enough together to find shelter from the sun every day. And it just so happened to be he was very good at jimmying locks and hotwiring.

He is also quite the dancer, especially when it comes to more classic dances, and commands quite the presence on the dancefloor, often entrancing others with his display. Just ask Emmy.

[nagargent]

julia's fodlan profile

template from @shadoll

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER: Female

AGE: 18

HEIGHT: 168cm /5'6"

BIRTHDATE: 1st of August, Grann Year 761

CREST/HOLY BLOOD: Major Naga, Minor Fjalar

CLASS: Black Eagles Student

AFFILIATION: The Liberation Army, Grannvale

BIOGRAPHY: Born to Emperor Arvis and his wife Empress Deirdre in Grann Year 761. Aids the Liberation Army in the Final Holy War. Shortly after, she makes her way to Garreg Mach to further her studies in magic and better support King Seliph.

PERSONAL HISTORY

761: Born alongside her twin brother Julius to the Emperor and Empress of Grannvale

770: Her mother, Deirdre, dies protecting her. Julia is warped away with the last of Deirdre's strength. - Julia suffers traumatic amnesia after this event.

Before 777: Is found by Lewyn who cares for her

777: Lewyn and Julia meet Seliph and join the Liberation Army

778: End of the Final Holy War, Julia's older half-brother, Seliph, is crowned King of Grannvale

779 (Imperial Year 1180): Arrives at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS: reading, hiking, gardening, praying LIKES: nature, quiet places, animals, studying magic, hot cocoa, warm hugs, her beloved friends DISLIKES: warfare, cruelty, manipulation, heavy exercise, being cooped up indoors, forgetting things (especially related to people she loves) STATUS. Imperial princess of grannvale & black eagles student CLOSE ALLIES: Seliph, Sara & Scathach

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES: saghert and cream, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish sautée. sweet bun trio, pheasant roast with berry sauce, country style red turnip plate, peach sorbet, gronder meat skewers, vegetable stir-fry, bourgeois pike, derdriu-style fried pheasant DISLIKES: beast meat teppanyaki, small fish skewers, sautéed jerky, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, pickled seafood and vegetables, daphnel stew, cabbage and herring stew

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"This is delicious! Thank you for inviting me to share such a wonderful meal, it truly warms my heart."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.  ✧

"Oh dear. I don't wish to be fussy but... is this edible?"

WITH SARA.  ✧

"It's been a long time since we last enjoyed a meal together. My brightest days were always the ones I shared with you."

WITH SELIPH.  ✧

"I know it's a simple thing but I'm glad we're finally able to share a table together and break bread, the way family ought to. Thank you for indulging me, brother."

WITH DEIRDRE/ARVIS.  ✧

"I haven't touched my food yet? Oh, you're right! Forgive me, I just can't look away. To share this time together means the world to me."

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA: Lavender Blend, Rose Petal Blend, Chamomile CONVERSATION TOPICS: Children at the market, A dinner invitiation, The library's collection, Books you've read recently, Cats, Forest birds, Likable allies, Favourite sweets, Gardening mishaps, Overcoming weakness, Exploring the monastery, Ghost stories, The ideal professor, I'm counting on you, Someone you look up to, Hopes for your future, Classes you might enjoy, Magical innovations

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

"Thank you dearly for inviting me. I hope I'm acceptable company." "Well met, professor. May I take this seat?" "A tea party! Oh, I haven't had one since I was a little girl. ...I have missed them dearly."

FAVORITE TEA.  ✧

"Ah... I feel so relaxed. The tea is simply perfect, thank you!"

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

"This must have cost an arm and a leg! Are you sure there isn't someone else you'd rather share this blend with?"

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

"Is there a reason you're looking at me so intently? It leaves me feeling rather nervous..." "You have lovely eyes. Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to say that out loud" "I see you enjoy precious moments of calm as much as I do."

QUIPS.  ✧

"Mmm, delightful!" "Ouch! Too hot..." "Do you hear the birds too?" "Heehee, there's a spot of cream on your--" "Thank you!" "I think that squirrel wants a snack." "Delicious!"

ENDING.  ✧

"I'm truly grateful to have been invited. That we could steal away a lovely little moment for ourselves... I promise to cherish this memory."

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

"Please forgive me. I often find myself lost for words." ANSWER: Chat, Praise "I know my father has done terrible things - has caused so much pain and suffering to people I hold dear. Yet I cannot change the fact that he is still my beloved father. ...perhaps I'm simply being selfish." ANSWER: Disagree, Admonish "I have been told countless times how similar I am to my mother but I am lacking in many ways. My mother is far more gregarious and ingenuous than I am." ANSWER: Chat, Nod, Disagree "It may be impossible but one day I would like to serve tea for my family. My parents, Lord Seliph, Lord Saias and Julius too." ANSWER: Nod, Sigh "Garreg Mach has brought me closer to dear friends, both old and new, than I would have ever imagined. I'm so delighted to be able to attend!" ANSWER: Commend, Agree, Praise "Whilst I've always had an innate talent for magic, I find myself giddy with excitement when I consider how much there is left to learn and understand. What possibilities await!" ANSWER: Nod, Praise "Losing my memory was almost as painful as facing the truth and plenty terrifying. I keep a notebook with me now, to record every detail I can. I refuse to forget." ANSWER: Sigh, Sip Tea "Heehee, I always feel most at peace outdoors. There is plenty to be learned from the forest, if one looks past the trees before them." ANSWER: Chat, Laugh, Sip Tea

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. Tasty Baked Treat, Floral Adornment, Watering Can, Armoured Bear Stuffy, Arithmetic Textbook, Monarch Studies Book, Landscape Painting, Baby's Breath, Lily, Lavender DISLIKED GIFTS. Training Weight, Whetstone, Smoked Meat, Hunting Dagger, Coffee Beans

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Oh... um... thank you very much. I'm touched by the sentiment."

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Thank you! I promise to take good care of this."

FAVORITE GIFT.  ✧

"Oh my, how did you know this is exactly what I want? I shall treasure this fondly, my friend. Thank you!"

LOST ITEMS

Worn-out Notebook: A lavender coloured notebook with dog-eared pages. It's contents contain a wide variety of anecdotes and details, with dates and names in the margins. It likely belongs to someone afraid to forget things. Location found: Black Eagles Classroom Silk Handkerchief: Delicately embroidered with purple flowers. The silk is of especially fine quality. It likely belongs to someone from high society who adores flowers. Location found: Cathedral Pressed Flower Bookmark: Carefully dried and pressed lily petals decorate this bookmark. The lilac paper has a fancy letter J on the back. Likely belongs to a booklover. Location found: Library

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.  ✧

"Thank you for returning this to me. I shall take better care of it in future."

NOT OWNER.  ✧

"This... isn't mine. You should probably return it to it's owner."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

"You bested me. Well done, I'll retreat now, before I end up in the infirmary." [Byleth specific] "I can tell you have a lot to teach us, professor."

FIRST KILL.  ✧

"This never gets any easier, no matter how many times necessity forces my hand."

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

"You... want me to sing? In front of people? I would much rather listen." "I suppose singing in harmony with everyone else isn't so bad. Actually, it's rather fun!"

COOKING.  ✧

"I have little experience cooking but I'll try my best." "What do you mean that's enough spice? I've barely started..." "Oh, can we bake sweets? I can't wait to see the glee on everyone's faces when we serve them!"

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.  ✧

"Oh no, I lost focus..." Critique: I'm sorry, I really ought to be more diligent. Console: Thank you, I promise to keep trying until I get it!

GREAT.  ✧

"Splendid! I'm pleased with the results.""I'll keep working hard."

PERFECT.  ✧

"Oh my! I hope my parents would be proud of me!" Praise: Heehee, thank you. You're making me blush!

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

"It seems the horses have had a hard day. Let's be extra kind to them, okay?"

WEEDING.  ✧

"It's a pity. Who gets to decide the line between weed and flower anyway?"

SKY WATCH.  ✧

"The view is beautiful up here and the breeze? Delightful! If only we could stay here forever."

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.  ✧

"I'm terribly sorry. It seems I need further study before I can reach such lofty heights."

PASSED.  ✧

"I'm rather pleased with myself, although I could not have done this alone."

UPDATE GOALS

FAITH.  ✧

"I believe the role of a healer to be of utmost importance. I'd like to support my allies to the best of my abilities and keep them safe from harm. My bloodline, that of Saint Heim calls me to light magic. Please, allow me to improve my abilities to heal and fight back against the darkness."

REASON.  ✧

"I find reason magic ever so fascinating. I think my own proclivity for fire magic was inherited from my father. Oh dear, I am rambling! I would be very grateful if I could study the intricacies and theory behind offensive magic, professor. I hope to put what I learn to good use."

SWORD.  ✧

"My lord brother is an exceptional swordsman, as are my dear friends Scathach and Larcei. I don't expect to rival them, by any means, but it may benefit me to learn how to defend myself at close quarters. I will admit, I've been inspired by tales of Mortal Savants recently - master swordsmen who can command the arcane arts. It's rather exciting!"

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP .  ✧

"A bit disappointing but at least I'm a little stronger."

3 TO 4 STATS UP .  ✧

"A good effort. This will be a boon in the trials yet to come."

5 STATS UP .  ✧

"Hard work, well rewarded. I'm quite pleased."

6 STATS UP .  ✧

"Mother, Father - I hope I've made you proud."

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

"Incredible! With Naga's guidance I will command my own fate!"

BUDDING TALENT

"Oh, I do love having room to grow."

NEW SKILL

"More petals as I blossom."

RECLASSING .  ✧

"Something new? I'll give it a try." "I'll keep working hard." "Though my garb has changed, my soul is resolute."

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

"Let us go, together."

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

"Now is not the time for despair!"

LOW HP .  ✧

"I'm beginning to feel a little weary..."

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

"You underestimate me at your own peril."

CRITICAL ATTACK .  ✧

“I call on the divine light!”"I will never run away." "Naga, grant me the strength I need!" "With divine protection!" "My faith will not yield!"

GAMBIT .  ✧

"I'll try this!"

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

"I am always by your side."

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

"May the gods have mercy." "I had to stop you." "My heart is set upon this path."

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

"You are a shining light amongst us." "We are ever closer to sweet victory." "Your strength is ever reassuring."

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

"Thank you..." "Bless you, may Naga guide you forward." "I feel safe and warm." "Ah, I needed that." "Together we will forge ahead." "By your side I will remain."

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

"I'm holding you all back... please, carry on without me."

CLASSIC .  ✧

"Forgive me, Lord Seliph..." "The light, it's so warm. I'll be with mother soon..."

THE ADVICE BOX

"I wish to nurture my relationships with others, both with old friends and new alike! However, I often feel a great valley between myself and others. One I feel powerless to overcome. I fear I may be hurting those I love and making them feel unwanted. Whatever should I do?" > Give up. Who needs friends anyway? > Push yourself to be more sociable and you'll find it easier to let others in! > Take your time but try to be honest with your friends. They'll probably appreciate your honesty and be understanding enough to give you the time and space you need to grow truly closer. (Correct answer)

[starseedfxofficial]

The Williams Alligator & GBP/USD: The Secret Sauce to Catching Pips Like a Pro Why Most Traders Miss the Williams Alligator’s Signals (And How You Can Profit) Picture this: You’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet. You’ve loaded up your plate, but instead of savoring your meal, you’re frantically stuffing your face, unsure whether the next tray of food will be better. That’s exactly how most traders treat the British Pound/US Dollar (GBP/USD) market—overeager, unprepared, and missing the real opportunity. Enter Bill Williams’ Alligator Indicator—the secret weapon that top traders use to detect trends early, filter out market noise, and ride GBP/USD moves like a seasoned pro. But before you go slapping it onto your charts like a hot sauce on wings, let’s break down exactly how to use it for maximum gains. The Hidden Formula: How the Williams Alligator Actually Works Bill Williams' Alligator isn't just another fancy indicator; it's a trend-following beast that helps traders distinguish between ranging and trending markets. Here’s the secret sauce: - The Jaw (Blue Line): A smoothed 13-period moving average shifted forward by 8 bars. Think of it as the slow-moving, wise elder of the trend. - The Teeth (Red Line): An 8-period moving average shifted by 5 bars—slightly quicker, but still methodical. - The Lips (Green Line): A 5-period moving average shifted by 3 bars—the impatient younger sibling that reacts first. The idea? When these three lines are intertwined, the Alligator is asleep—meaning the market is in consolidation mode. When they open up like a hungry beast, the Alligator has woken up, signaling a trend. How to Read the Alligator’s Behavior on GBP/USD - Mouth Wide Open (Lines Separating) → Strong Trend in Play - Mouth Closed (Lines Twisting Together) → Market is Ranging—Stay Out! - Green Crosses Over Red (Bullish Signal) → Buy Setup - Green Crosses Below Red (Bearish Signal) → Sell Setup But here’s where things get interesting—traders often misinterpret the signals and enter too late or too early. Let’s talk about how to avoid that trap. The GBP/USD Market's Hidden Patterns: What Most Traders Overlook 1. The GBP/USD “False Wake-Up” Trap GBP/USD is known for fake breakouts, and the Williams Alligator alone won’t save you from them. Instead of blindly entering on the first signal, combine it with price action confirmation: ✅ Wait for a break of the previous high/low before entering. ✅ Check volume: Strong trends are accompanied by increased momentum. ✅ Use support & resistance levels to confirm breakout validity. 2. The London Session Fake-Outs The British Pound thrives in the London trading session (3 AM – 12 PM EST), meaning you’ll often see fake signals in the Asian session. Instead of jumping in prematurely: 🔹 Trade after London opens when volatility picks up. 🔹 Ignore overnight signals unless confirmed by session momentum. Elite Strategies: How to Trade GBP/USD Using Williams Alligator 1. The “Alligator + Fractals” Combo (The Pro’s Entry Strategy) Bill Williams designed the Fractals indicator to work with the Alligator. Here’s how: 📌 Step 1: Apply the Fractals indicator on your GBP/USD chart. 📌 Step 2: Wait for a fractal breakout in the same direction as an Alligator wake-up. 📌 Step 3: Set stop-loss below the most recent fractal (for buys) or above (for sells). 📌 Step 4: Ride the trend until the Alligator lines start closing in. 2. The “Alligator + RSI Divergence” Method (Catching Early Reversals) A hidden trick many traders overlook: when GBP/USD’s price is making higher highs, but RSI is making lower highs, the trend is losing strength. 🔥 Enter only when the Alligator starts closing its mouth. 🔥 Use RSI divergence to anticipate an Alligator “going back to sleep.” 🔥 Exit when RSI crosses below 50 (for longs) or above 50 (for shorts). Game-Changing GBP/USD Tips Using Williams Alligator ✔ Use the 1H and 4H charts for optimal signals. ✔ Trade during high-volume sessions (London & New York). ✔ Avoid trading when the Alligator’s mouth is closed (no trend = no trade). ✔ Confirm with Fractals, RSI, or Support/Resistance for higher accuracy. ✔ Ride the trend and don’t exit too early—let the Alligator feast! Final Thoughts: Are You Ready to Trade Smarter? Most traders lose money because they chase random signals without understanding why price moves. The Williams Alligator gives you a powerful edge, but only if you use it the right way. Want to go even deeper? Check out these resources: 📢 Latest Forex News & Economic Indicators 📢 Free Advanced Forex Courses 📢 Join the StarseedFX Community for Daily Analysis —————– Image Credits: Cover image at the top is AI-generated Read the full article

[higaneion]

FÓDLAN GUIDE: LILINA   ❂

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. Female AGE. 16 HEIGHT. 160 cm BIRTHDATE. 4th day of the Wyvern Moon (October 4th) CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None CLASS. Black Eagles student AFFILIATION. Territory of Ostia, Lycia BIOGRAPHY. Daughter to the late Marquess Hector of Ostia. She has enrolled in the Officer’s Academy to pursue new heights and challenge herself so that when she returns to her homeland, she is ready to rule properly. Though she is gifted at magic, she knows there is much she has not yet discovered let alone mastered. She has a long way to go and hopes that the academy will serve as one step toward a path of greatness and peace. 

PERSONAL HISTORY

~984 years after the Scouring: Born as daughter of the Marquess of Ostia

~1000 years after the Scouring: Bern forces invade, accompanies Roy throughout his travels ~Loses father in war against Bern

~1001 years after the Scouring: Acquires title of Marchioness and responsibility for Ostia’s future

Imperial Year 1180: Enrolls at the Officer's Academy at Garreg Mach

INTERESTS. making friends, reading, history LIKES. learning about & observing others, sweets, board/card games DISLIKES. dishonesty, hitting a plateau STATUS. heritor of ostian territory CLOSE ALLIES: roy, cecilia, gwendolyn

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. saghert and cream, fish and bean soup, vegetable pasta salad, onion gratin soup, sweet and salty whitefish, sweet bun trio, garreg mach meat pie, cheesy verona stew, peach sorbet, gautier cheese gratin, vegetable stir-fry, daphnel stew, sauteed pheasant and eggs, scrambled eggs with vegetables, bourgeois pike, super spicy-fish dango DISLIKES. beast meat teppanyaki, small fish skewers, sauteed jerky, fruit and herring tart, fisherman’s bounty, fish sandwich, pickled rabbit skewers, two-fish saute, gronder meat skewers, cabbage and herring stew, fried crayfish, deirdriu-styled fried pheasant, country style red turnip plate, grilled herring, spicy fish and turnip stew, pheasant roast with berry sauce, pickled seafood and vegetables

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"How did you know? This makes the meal that much better."

LEAST FAVORITE DISH.   ❂

"...Would you be opposed to having my portion? I think I may grab something else from the dining hall…"

WITH ROY.   ❂

“Hehe, this is just like… back home. Do you miss the food from Lycia, Roy?”

WITH HECTOR.   ❂

“Getting to eat with you like this is… well it’s something I will be sure to treasure.”

TEAM TIME GUIDE

FAVORITE TEA. southern fruit blend, honeyed-fruit blend CONVERSATION TOPICS. favorite sweets / tell me about yourself / the library’s collection / classes you might enjoy / books you’ve read recently / a word of advice / strange fish in the pond / the view from the bridge / hopes for your future / monastery mysteries / a place you’d like to visit / overcoming weaknesses / reliable allies / exploring the monastery / things you find romantic / thanks for everything / heroes’ relics / the existence of crests / gifts you’d like to receive / cats / someone you look up to / your ambitions / potential training partners / first crushes / school days / magical innovations / fhirdiad’s school of sorcery / past leaders of fódlan

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.   ❂  

(1) "I wasn’t expecting this but thank you for the invite." (2) “One of the classes they teach back home for young ladies is dining etiquette. I trust this will not be nearly as strict though.”

FAVORITE TEA.   ❂  

“I don’t drink tea often, but I really enjoy this blend.”

FIVE STAR TEA.   ❂

“O-Oh. I hope you didn’t break the pouch for this, but I appreciate it.”

BEING OBSERVED.   ❂

(1) "Um… is something the matter? Do I have something on my face?" (2) “This hat? I had it custom made, it keeps my hair out of my face. I used to wear a headband when I was younger that served the same function.”

QUIPS.  ❂

"It needs more sugar…" “(Laughter)” “Ah! It’s still hot…”  “Mm.. tasty.” “Hm?”   “I agree.” “You think so?”

ENDING.   ❂

"That was fun, I hope we can do this again in the future."

INTRODUCING OWN TOPIC.   ❂

(1) I think you would like Ostia, once it is a little more recovered of course. I could show you around my favorite places! ANSWER: Nod, Agree (2) I know I am young, but I cannot help but sigh at some things… That feeling of helplessness, I never want to feel that way again, which is why I must work to get stronger, more sure of myself… ANSWER: Nod, Commend (3) I have an interest in exploring dark magic. Why? Well… I think it has a negative stigma around it, truly. And I think we shouldn’t rule it as… completely bad. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (4) In my free time, I actually enjoy activities such as board games, maybe you could join me sometime? ANSWER: Laugh, Nod. (5) What do you think of spies? Ones that work under castle orders sound strange, right? That’s what my father uses and they are quite helpful in finding information. Plus, they are quite a lively and kind group. ANSWER: Sip tea, Chat. (6) I enjoy the summertime, basking in the sun makes me feel stronger, more energized. Embarrassing as it is to admit though, I do get burnt easily…  ANSWER: Laugh, Sip tea. (7) Crests… Hm. The idea is interesting, I’m more interested in the history behind it. The only comparable thing we have are the Eight Legends and the legendary weapons. Maybe I’ll be able to find a book to lend out to you. Answer: Nod, Sip tea. (8) I must study and learn all that I can before returning to Ostia. That includes making new friends. Having international connections will be beneficial to my role, don’t you think? I didn’t have many friends my age growing up. ANSWER: Sigh, Agree. (9) Do you know of Roy or my father? They have something of a reputation built up for themselves, a name in history. Do you think that I might be able to do the same? Will I be able to carve my own path and create a future with as little suffering as possible? Hm… I wonder how lofty that is, but I want to believe it is possible. ANSWER: Nod, Commend, Chat.

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVORITE GIFTS. the history of fódlan, monarch studies book, book of crest designs, expensive accessories, letters and poems

LIKED GIFTS. tasty baked treat, owl feather, sunflower, board/card games

DISLIKED GIFTS. fishing float, training weight, coffee beans

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Well… it’s the thought that counts."

LIKED GIFT.   ❂

"Oh, for me? Thank you."

FAVORITE GIFT.   ❂

“Wow! Are.. are you sure? Well, thank you, I shall repay you in kind.”

LOST ITEMS

HISTORY OF MAGIC IN FÓDLAN. A well worn book rented out from the library and notes sticking out between the pages. It probably belongs to someone who is interested in history. Location found: Pond

LEATHERBOUND JOURNAL. Pages filled with poems, doodles, and someone’s name written over and over. (Just don’t let the owner know you’ve looked through it.) Location found: Black Eagle classroom

BRACELET. An expensive-looking piece of jewelry with engraving on the inside. It probably belongs to someone who is from a foreign country. Location found: Training grounds

LOST ITEM QUOTES

OWNER.   ❂

“This is… Where did you… You have my thanks.”

NOT OWNER.   ❂

"That doesn’t belong to me, but did you try asking…"

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.   ❂  

“So there is much left to learn…”  ( Byleth specific ) "Thank you for this opportunity, Professor. I will use it to grow."

FIRST KILL.   ❂

"I… am sorry. I hope you find peace."

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.   ❂  

"I do enjoy singing a great deal. H-Huh? You want to listen? If you insist…"

COOKING.   ❂  

"I am… not the most familiar with the kitchen, but I will try to help in any way I can.”

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

BAD.   ❂

"Why can’t I get this right…" Critique: Thank you, I shall take this into consideration. Console: I appreciate your words but let me try again.

GREAT.   ❂

"I think I’m starting to get the hang of it." “Practice makes better.”

PERFECT.   ❂

"Did you see that? Hard work is starting to pay off." PRAISE. "Oh, that’s not necessary, but thank you, nonetheless."

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ❂

“You know, I have a pony at home. I wonder how he’s doing…”

WEEDING.   ❂  

"So I see… Even small tasks like this benefit the community, the plant community that is."

SKY WATCH.   ❂

“Are you certain I cannot just watch from down here…?”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS

FAILED.   ❂

"And after I studied so hard for this… What a disappointment."

PASSED.   ❂

"Phew. That’s a weight off my shoulders. What next?"

UPDATE GOALS

REASON.   ❂  

“Anima, or Reason, is my specialty. Even so, I think I still have a ways to go, there are so many uncovered mysteries of magic, wouldn’t you agree?”

AXE.   ❂  

“My father and uncle were both great axe users. I cannot help but feel it must run in the family… for everyone except me. So that is why I must work to grow. I know it will be long and difficult, but I am willing to put forth my best effort, for them, my people, and myself.”

LEVEL UP

0 TO 2 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I could do better.”

3 TO 4 STATS UP.  ❂  

“I must keep going.”

5 STATS UP.  ❂  

“This is starting to get me fired up, I’m ready for what’s next.”

6 STATS UP.  ❂  

“With this, I can help everyone!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99.  ❂  

“I thought I was alone at one point, but with my friends’ and allies' support, I couldn’t have gotten this far. I must use this newfound strength for peace.”

BUDDING TALENT.  ❂ 

“I can feel myself growing stronger in a different way.”

NEW SKILL.  ❂ 

“I’m sure this will have plenty of use in the future.”

RECLASSING.  ❂  

(1) “This is only the beginning.” (2) “I am one step closer to achieving my goals.” (3) “I will use this to be more helpful to everyone.”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP.  ❂  

“I’ll break through.”  

MEDIUM HP.  ❂  

“It’s as you say.”

LOW HP.  ❂  

“Let’s… give it our all, to the very end.”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES.  ❂  

“I must stay alert.”

CRITICAL ATTACK.  ❂  

“I mustn’t fail!” “This is the end!” “The power of flame!” “I’ll reduce you to ashes!” “I call upon the red fire!”

GAMBIT.  ❂  

“With your support, let us end this now!”

GAMBIT BOOST.  ❂  

“I will help!”

DEFEATED ENEMY.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, there was no choice.” “It is done now.” “May the Saint guide you on your way out.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY.  ❂  

“I should learn from you.” “I should try my hardest too.” “You are quite impressive.”

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES.  ❂  

“Thank you.” “I hope I will put this to use.” “My sincerest gratitude.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL.  ❂  

“I’m sorry, I’m of no use to you like this.”

CLASSIC.  ❂  

"So… this is the end for me. Father… wait for me."

THE ADVICE BOX

"My book pile is starting to stack unreasonably high. I wonder if I’ll be able to read everything. What should I do?"

>Stop buying books. >Set up goals to read through your current list. (Correct answer) >Read multiple books at a time.

[nightmaremp]

Weremayhem: Song of Beasts. Ch 27: Eight Days a Week

Light jazz music starts to play as Lips turn volume one on the speaker to 11.5. “Action,” said Kevin. The camera shows Floyd tapping his boot slowly as he messes around with his guitar. There was a “Mr. Bassman” sticker on his instrument. 

The camera cuts to Lips running into the camera. “Whoa!” said the blonde haired male before quickly turning the camera away from himself. After the camera was away, Lips made his way to the bathroom. He doesn't know why but his head have been hurting a bit and his stomach wasn’t in a good mood. 

After the trumpet player shut the bathroom door, he quickly felt vomit traveling up his throat. Lips quickly lift up the toilet seat and vomit in the toilet. The blonde haired male breathes heavily, sweat forming on his face. “What is going on?” he asked himself. 

Meanwhile, Zoot was eating some triangle sandwich. Moog was next to the dark blue haired male, pouring himself a cup of  Herbal tea. “Nice” said the black haired male. 

“Herbal tea?” he asked himself. The saxophonist looked up to the black haired male. 

“Elvis Presley should play me in this movie,” said Zoot. 

“Zoot, buddy, Elvis is dead” replied Moog with a bit of a sad tone to his voice. 

“What? When?” asked the dark blue haired male in shock. 

Meanwhile, Dr. Teeth and Floyd were playing a jazz riff. “Yeah. I’m digging that riff, man.” said the red haired male. 

“Add some sauce, boss” replied the doc with a smile. 

“Here we go!” replied Floyd Pepper as he and the good doctor began to play. 

“Don’t mind me” said Penny who was next to Dr Teeth. She was knitting a light purple sweater. “I’ll just be over here, knitting” the pink haired female added. 

“You won’t even know I’m here,” said Mrs. Waxman. She starts to clear her throat which throws off the music a bit. Floyd noticed this and looked a bit upset. 

“Ain’t she something?” asked the ginger haired male. 

“Yes, she’s definitely something” replied Floyd in a bit of an upset tone. The red haired male thought it was a bit strange for Teeth to be close to Penny since He was in a relationship with Lips and Zoot. 

Meanwhile in  the makeup room where Hannah was doing her sister’s makeup. Nora sighs. “Thanks for helping everyone get camera-ready, Han” the black haired female said to her sister with a smile. 

“Are you kidding? I love being the glam squad” replied Hannah as she does touch up on Label Lady’s face. 

“Also, trapping people in my make-up chair gets me all the hot goss.” she added. 

“Oh. Speaking of, spill the tea on you and JJ” said Hannah. 

“There’s no tea to spill. The only thing I have for is finishing this album” replied Nora. 

“And shooting this doc” she added. 

“And booking the band at the Hollywood Bowl” said Label Lady. 

“So, you’re doing the thing where you used busy work life as an excuse to blow off your love life” replied her sister. The moment between the sister got interrupted. 

“Help! I need somebody!” yelled JJ as he run by the room. Animal was chasing him like a dog after a squirrel. 

“I’m gonna go save him.” said Nora as she got up from the chair. Hannah nods. The cameras show Animal was playing his drums. Janice was tuning her guitar. 

Meanwhile, JJ walks into the recording room. “Yo, Moop” said the male. 

“Moog” corrected Moog. 

“I know, right?” replied JJ. 

“So, I’ve been thinking. Your knowledge of all things Mayhem could really help this doc be that lovefest that Nora wants it to be.” he added. The black haired male gets up from his chair. 

“Yeah. No. Yeah. What… Anything to help Nora.” replied Moog. 

“Great. What do you have on Animal that’s fun?” asked JJ. 

“Are you serious? Yeah, no…. Uh…” the black haired male started to say. 

“First off, Animal rarely takes baths. He’s always like, “Too wet” added Moog. They both chuckles. 

“Good stuff. That’s good” replied JJ with a fake smile. 

“Oh!” the mayhem fan remembers something. “Animal love bunnies,” he added. 

“Bunnies?” asked the other male. 

“Yes” replied the black haired male. 

“Yeah, okay, that’ll work.”  replied JJ. 

“For what?” asked Moog. 

“To stop Animal from killing my vibe with Nora. Thanks, pal” he replied as he pats the black haired male’s shoulder before leaving the room. Moog was confused on what just happened. 

“Wait. What just happened? Can you play that back for me, please?” he asked as he pointed at the camera that Kevin Smith was holding. 

He hesitates before answering. “No” replied Smith. 

[phagodyke]

btw hot tip: baste a salmon fillet with red thai curry paste, roast it, slather that beast in hoisin sauce/peanut butter/mayo, flake it, throw in some sesame seeds/spring onion and bam! best wrap filling u will ever eat in ur entire life 👍

[hansolmates]

distance learning (m)

banner done by the beautiful @eerieedits​

summary; after their first hookup, jungkook isn’t so sure whether you’re serious about being exclusive. after all, people say things during sex. jungkook takes it in his own hands to figure out where you stand, and he realizes soon enough that eavesdropping is a bad habit pairing; neighbor!jungkook x (f) reader genre/warnings; fluff, humor, crack, insecure!jk, unresolved sexual tension, stressed!mc, this is really just unnecessary drama bc drama is fun™, sexting, dom kook’s still a meanie in control, posession kink, cock slapping, a blowjob, cockwarming, unprotected, creampie, squirting, (wrap the pickle before u tickle folks) and of course the excessive use of the petname [redacted] w/c; 6.1k a/n; haaaaaa three months later im finally posting pt 2! i figured that no matter how many times i edit/reread at this point i think it’s time to finally let this beast go!!! enjoyyy click here for part 1: remote learning drabbles; 01

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It’s been a week since the thing.

The remote-controlled vibrator thing. 

The whole sappy-love-confesion-during-sex thing. 

Jungkook is antsy, tail tucked in, perpetually wondering whether he went too far. You seemed to like it, and Jungkook definitely loved it. It was spicy and dirty and hot, and at the same time Jungkook thought he really made progress in expressing his feelings for you. Not only that, you said you liked him back!

At least, he thought you did. 

“I really said I’d feed her lasagna and cum in the same sentence,” Jungkook bemoans into his pillow, which still lingers faintly of your Redken shampoo. “I’m disgusting. She thinks I’m disgusting.” 

People say things during sex, Jungkook knows that. In the throes of passion and pleasure, people will say anything that comes to their mind, anything that fits the mood. Of course, you’d be tied in and say you like him back. But did you like him back as a friend? As a fuckbuddy? As something more? 

“Fucking text her,” Taehyung is tired of Jungkook’s wallowing, everytime he checks in on the app developer he’s brooding in one of three places. Today’s his bedroom. Taehyung dips under the blankets, and steals Jungkook’s pillow right under his nose.

Jungkook suppresses a whimper, face melding into the blankets. Now that pillow is going to smell like Taehyung.

“Text her what,” Jungkook replies despondently. 

“I don’t know, something along the lines of ‘I wanna follow through with my proposition of feeding you my cum and lasagna—not simultaneously. Wanna go on a date this weekend?’ It’s that simple,” Taehyung gets up in Jungkook’s face, dark eyes forcing him to bore right in. “Want me to do it for you?” 

“Noo, I’m an adult I can—”

“I did it for you.” 

Jungkook nearly knocks into Taehyung’s hard head, sitting up straight when he notices his phone behind his roommate’s back. This is what he gets for sharing passwords. Thankfully, the message is cleaner than Taehyung’s words, and you’ve already replied. 

[1:23] Jungkook: would you like to go out for dinner this weekend? pasta and wine?

[1:25] You: it’s a busy week this week �� raincheck? 

“Was the sex that bad?” Taehyung frowns, reading the message twice. 

“N-no,” Jungkook is sweating. He isn’t sure anymore. 

Taehyung hands Jungkook back his phone, slowly, as if you’ll reply back with a change of your mind. Jungkook is a deflated balloon on his bed, feeling like a bum in his ratty sweater and a dateless weekend. 

“It’s just that,” Taehyung puts a hand on his lip, mulling, “busy people don’t reply that fast. Like even if she wasn’t busy, there’s a fifteen-minute leeway before replying.” 

This silly rule overrides Jungkook’s mind for the rest of the week. 

The gyms have been reopened for months, and Jungkook’s trainer misses him dearly. Jungkook meets with Saeroyi in the morning, eager to get a few jabs in with some fresh equipment. He tries to move on, distract himself with a couple of pumps and a match with Saeroyi. It feels great to sweat it off, but it doesn’t help sway Jungkook’s incessant thoughts. 

The ball is in your court now, Jungkook has nothing to do but wait. Some people are just bad texters, maybe you just happened to have your phone near you when Taehyung sent the message. Maybe you just wanted to cut Jungkook off as quickly as possible so you decided to reply fast and rip the band-aid. 

No, you’re definitely not that cold-hearted. 

Re-entering his apartment complex, his eyes linger towards where your room lies on the first floor. It’s all the way at the end of the hallway, and he’s tempted to just confront you and make sure that what you and him really had is indeed, over. Conversely, you could just really be having a bad week and you genuinely do want a raincheck. 

Jungkook’s eyes trail to his form. Still in his gym clothes, and a little sweaty from the travel time. If he gets caught, he can just tell you he’s doing a cooldown by running across the hallways. Not the first time it’s happened, afterall it led him to you at one point. 

He breaks into a soft jog, making a beeline to your front door. His feet squish against your old welcome mat. You haven’t changed it since Halloween, and he smiles fondly at the black scripted “Boo Y’all” written in script next to a chibi-ghost. 

His heart beats faster as his hand lingers by the door, ready to knock. Deep breaths. Who knows, he could just be overthinking (like usual.) 

“Fuck, Hobi!” 

Jungkook freezes, his knuckles a centimeter away from your door. He backs up as if he’s been burned. His heart has fallen all the way down to his ass, and intends to stay there because now he feels like a damn fool. 

The bed is creaking relentlessly, a rhythmic pattern that has Jungkook’s face crumbling at every spring. Jungkook’s face hovers over the door, his ear brushing against the wood. 

“C’mon, bunny,” the male voice is teasing, “you know you love having me over. It would satisfy both of us if you’d just let it go.” 

Bunny. A cute pet name, for sure. The way it rolls off the stranger’s tongue is natural, as if he’s been saying it for years. But what about being his doll, is that not good enough? 

You’re huffy, taking deep breaths. He doesn’t want to hear anymore. Jungkook has put himself through enough self-wallowing for the week. What if he was just a stepping stone to meeting new people that will satisfy you better? What if you just needed one good orgasm to get your flow back, and Jungkook’s job is done? Sure, there were no strings attached when he proposed to have sex with you, but he thought… 

No more thinking. Jungkook jogs away from the door, even going so far is to jog all the way up to the penthouse. 

He hates this. 

You hate this. 

It’s been five days since Hoseok’s arrival, and you are going bonkers. Why couldn’t he get a hotel or an AirBnB? Because he’s cheap as fuck, that’s why. Your dinky cousin has been clinging to you like a lonely koala, and while you found it cute in the 5th grade, it doesn’t translate well nearly two decades later. 

Every morning is the same. You make a subpar toast and Nutella breakfast, letting Hoseok’s slices go cold as you log in for work. You’ve been clocking in earlier in the hopes to finish the majority of your tasks before Hoseok wakes up, because by then you can barely function. Once he wakes up, he’s relentless, bouncing on the bed and talking your head off while you try to concentrate on whatever your boss is telling you. Whenever he jumps too hard, your cheap mattress causes your laptop to fly, and the only thing you can do is curse him out. Sometimes he plays Disney movies and sings in tandem, choreography and all. 

You know that Hoseok is stressed and this is his outlet, and you don’t have it in you to stop his incessant habits. He’s visiting your area because of a lucrative job offer nearby and the interviews are sporadic, making Hoseok linger in your apartment for hours at a time until he’s summoned for whatever test they want to throw at him. 

Most of the interviews are in the evening, and it’s when you can clock back in and finish your leftover assignments while Hoseok is also working. By the time he returns, you’re dog tired and so is he. 

Every night, you try to move away from Hoseok’s clingy self, as he grapples onto your waist and slings a thigh over your belly. You wish it were someone else sharing the bed with you. 

If you bring Jungkook into the picture however, you’d be burnt for the week. Complete crumbs. It would be too much stimulation for you, having to balance work, Hoseok’s incessant attitude, and putting on a face for Jungkook. Your relationship with the penthouse neighbor is barely budding, hardly watered considering Hoseok’s sudden visit. You cling to the fact that in a couple days you would be giving your undivided attention to Jungkook, most of your priorities out of the way, and most importantly, you’ll have your own room back. 

Maybe you could surprise him by giving him a pasta dinner, just like he proposed. 

Unable to get the thought out of your head, you blindly reach for your phone on the nightstand. It’s late, very late for a workday. The blue screen burns your eyes a bit, but you're determined to at least check up on Jungkook. You can’t take too long, otherwise you won’t be able to sleep and get him out of your head. Dear, unassuming cousin Hoseok is fast asleep next to you, due to the fact it’s nearly midnight. Making sure not to disrupt him, you carefully cup your phone in your hands, putting it on the lowest light setting. 

[11:54] You: hey, hope work hasnt been as draining for u as it’s been for me  ☠️  what’s your opinion on pasta sauces, red or white? 

Jungkook is normally a fast texter, at least from your experience. It’s you that’s the sporadic texter, sometimes taking hours to reply, other times in seconds. It never really mattered until now, however. But it takes five, ten, and finally fifteen minutes before you get a response. 

[12:09] Jungkook: ??? 

You frown, wondering what you said wrong. 

[12:10] You: do you not wanna do pasta anymore? Are you craving something else now?

[12:10] Jungkook: i don’t think it’d work out 

[12:10] You: why? 

[12:11] Jungkook: im sure you know why, bunny. 

Strange. He’s never called you bunny before, and in your opinion you think he’d be the bunny in the relationship—soft and cuddly on the outside, and an absolute horn ball in bed. Is this some sort of weird power play? Is he being passive aggressive on purpose? Whatever this game is, you’re not into it. Grumbling under your breath, you snake out of bed, looking blindly for your slippers in the dark. You’ll be in and out of Jungkook’s apartment in ten minutes. 

Just as your hand brushes the doorknob, your new roommate calls for you. 

“Bunny?” Hoseok calls blearily, and you’re staring straight at his cookie-printed eye mask, “what time is it, where are you going?” 

“Um, out,” you reply shortly, “I forgot I left my laundry in the dryer.” 

“Oh, m’kay. Come back soon, y’know I can’t sleep alone.” 

It’s then you realize. Bunny. Jungkook thinks that Hoseok and you are a thing. He really needs to stop eavesdropping on you. 

You feel your pussy frown. Your cousin is such a cockblock and he doesn’t even know it. Without an answer, you slip through your door and into the first free elevator. As you zing up the floors with the magical 1234 code, you work and rework your hair in and out of its style, wondering if you’ll look more presentable with your hair messy or thrown back. 

As soon as you reach the penthouse, you burst into action. “Jungkook!” you cry, pounding the front door, “it’s a misunderstanding, open up!” 

The door immediately swings open after the first three knocks, and you punch Taehyung in the chest. 

“You look awful,” Kim Taehyung drawls. Taehyung is wearing nothing but a cranberry red silk kimono, and you have to avert your eyes and focus on his face, which is even worse because he’s looking at you like an all-knowing psychic. 

“Gee, thanks,” you try to move past him, but he’s blocking the door. 

“Jungkook’s in a meeting with some foriegn developers,” Taehyung talks with his hands, pretending like he has any idea of the nature of his roommate’s job, “when it’s this late he doesn’t leave his office until morning. Door’s locked.” 

“Well then, can you relay a message?” 

“Depends, is this message going to hurt him further?” 

Oh my goodness, when Taehyung wants to be he is such an enabler. “Tell Jungkook he’s done wallowing. Instead of jumping to conclusions, maybe he should’ve just asked me why we couldn’t go on a date this week.” 

“You could’ve also just told him you have a man on the side.” 

“Ohmygod you two are two iotas of a combined braincell!” you shove your hands in your pocket, hotly scrolling through your phone so you can shove a picture in his face. “This is Jung Hoseok, my cousin who derailed my plans this week by crashing in my too-tiny apartment and forced me to raincheck with Jungkook. He’s a blabbermouth and would tell everyone—my parents, my grandparents, my great-aunts—about Jungkook if he found out I was dating, and I’m not ready for that,” you zoom in on the picture, despite the fact that the screen is practically touching Taehyung’s nose, “and the reason Hoseok calls me bunny is not sexual—you two are fucking gross—I had front tooth problems in elementary school and I had a brace on my two big teeth, it was not pretty.” 

“Ah, bunny.” Taehyung echoes with wide eyes, looking at you as if you’re now the one with sage wisdom, “it all makes sense now.” He gulps, taking in the old photo of a mini-Hoseok and you, yourself frowning to cover your huge braces and Hoseok trying to pull your gums apart with his greasy little fingers. 

Satisfied by Taehyung’s evident squirming, you decide you’re too tired to further this interaction. “Tell the other half of your cell for me, will ya?” You’re already turning away, pressing repeatedly at the elevator button, “I would love to go on a date with him as soon as he gets his head out of his ass.” 

Jungkook is tired, but not tired enough to murder Taehyung and make it look like an accident. 

When he has late meetings, Taehyung is usually quieter around the apartment, and even gets Jungkook a hot meal once he wakes up in the afternoons. Today, Jungkook slept through and through. Normally he’d wake up midway to Taehyung’s television dramas, or the clanging of last night’s dishes but nope, not a peep. 

And today’s hot meal is takeout from Jungkook’s favorite ramen restaurant. That only means one thing—something has gone to shit and Taehyung feels guilty. 

Jungkook sips his tonkotsu impossibly slow, hearing Taehyung’s words—your words from last night—clear as day. Taehyung even describes in detail where the nickname bunny comes from, down to how miserable you looked in the photo with your monstrously metal-bent teeth. Oh, how he wishes he can swaddle you between the blankets, hold you and comfort you while you deal with your family. 

[2:45] Jungkook: doll, im so sorry

[2:45] Jungkook: please, i booked us a weekend at that new spa that just opened downtown. The tickets are flex, so if your cousin doesn’t leave by then week we can always reschedule 

[2:51] Jungkook: baby doll… 

This is far worse than believing you didn’t like him. Now Jungkook is antsy, knowing you deserve all the space in the world because of how silly he was being. You owe him nothing. If he just waited it out until you were ready, he wouldn’t be in this mess. He’s potato-esque throughout the day, thankfully Taehyung gives him space as he watches hours of mindless television. 

You don’t reply until very late into the night. 

[10:10] You: IM ALIVE--barely!! And mr. jeon, you’re not only a triple texter, but an ellipsis texter???? You’re asking for trouble

Jungkook has no shame, immediately texting you back. He can’t help it, he’s smitten. 

[10:12] Jungkook: taehyung explained everything. It’s all his fault. Don’t ask why, it’s his fault. Im so sorry. 

[10:12] You: mm, it’s okay. Just a misunderstanding. I was pretty upset last night, but i’ve been pretty tired this week so my fuse is short. 

[10:14] Jungkook: you should go to sleep now, doll. We’ll have time together after your cousin leaves

[10:14] You: just a couple more minutes. Miss u and your cute face 

[10:16] Jungkook: 

[10:16] Jungkook: will this hold u off until saturday?

Jungkook is a pile of goo. Pink, warm, happy heart-glittered goo. It takes a minute for you to reply, and for that whole minute Jungkook is kicking his legs under the sheets of his bed like an eager five-year old who just gave his crush his Valentine. Maybe it’s taking you so long to reply because you’re trying to send a selfie of your own, running off to the bathroom to take a cute selfie if your cousin is asleep in bed. 

[10:19] You: fuck, i kno that’s supposed to be a cute selfie, but i want you so bad. I want to sit on your face, let your lips glisten with my pussy as i cum all over that pretty face

[10:19] You: i wanna touch myself so badly but fuckin’ hoseok is out here snoring like he’s gon hack a lung. Panties are so wet 🥺🥺 your doll is needy for you, wanna be played with

[10:20] Jungkook: lfjsdl;fkjs;fjsoisfoisljsdfsdklfjsdklf 

He throws his phone across the bed, feeling himself twitch in his red flannel pyjama bottoms. The thought of you so hot and needy when you’re ten floors down has Jungkook absolutely livid. He doesn’t know how he’s going to talk to you, comfort you without missing you like crazy. 

Jungkook thinks back to what he has in his fridge. His contractor sent him a cheese assortment, maybe he can bring it down pretending to be a friendly neighbor. Maybe Hoseok can go to the convenience store to conveniently grab a bottle of wine. He can make both of you cum in five minutes, flat. 

Akin to a dumb, horny teenager, he sighs. He rubs his palm longingly over his member. He’s horny, but he’s also eager to see your face. Talk to you, get reacquainted with your routine and sneak his way into it. He wants to be a part of your life, and he’s hoping you will too. 

[5:02] You: Jungkook, you left me hanging last night

[5:05] Jungkook: baby doll… i wouldnt have been able to handle myself if we continued

[5:06] You: so you decided to dip :( 

[5:06] You: could u play with your doll a lil bit, kook? Hobi left for another interview

[5:08] You: PNG.0901

Jungkook was a fool to believe that you would drop him like that. No, Jungkook can see now that you two are a match made in heaven. You have a bite, never afraid to speak your mind when needed. This translates to a hunger you shamelessly share with Jungkook, both sexual and romantically intimate. He almost wishes he could’ve seen you act like a bitch to Taehyung last night, he can only imagine how sexy you looked telling him off. 

He has the technology to blow up your picture, the one that’s currently having him close his laptop and shove it to the side. He spreads his legs further across his glass desk, trying to find comfort between his tight pants as he absorbs every bit of your skin. 

It’s nothing too risque, but it’s nothing short of sensual. The room is dark, but it’s very clearly a picture of your hand between your thighs. Again, you’re between your wall and bed, squished between your office chair with your legs spread as far as they can go. Your skin is so soft looking, plush as you press two fingers between your damp panties. Adorable. 

[5:12] Jungkook: you know why i never replied last night? Because i was too busy jacking off to your dirty words doll. U really need your mouth washed

[5:12] You: wanna wash it with something else🍆

[5:12] You: please kook, i need something. Hoseok will come home soon and i might rip his head off. Help prevent a murder

Jungkook chuckles, clutching his phone closer to his body. He loves how much you’re opening up to him. Last week feels like so long ago, how you were all flushed and wide-eyed at the proposition of sex. He thinks you two can have a lot of fun getting to know each other, both emotionally and physically. 

[5:15] Jungkook: i was gonna wait until i sent this, but i think my doll needs it. Here’s what i was doing last night

[5:17] Jungkook: MP4.13

He… has a meeting in five minutes. A very important, very serious meeting. Jungkook jacked off enough last night, now it’s your turn. He hopes you like it. It’s not a very long video, barely a twenty-second clip of him fisting his cock. Taehyung was still home at the time, so he had to keep quiet. However, he couldn’t get the image of you out of his head that night, rubbing your thighs together in a cramped mattress as you try to erase the dirty thoughts of him. A murmur of your name, and the image of his precum dripping down his knuckles. You hope it’s enough. 

[5:34] You: u make everything so much easier💜✨

[5:35] You: MP4.234

Two minutes. The video you send is even shorter than his, barely fifteen seconds. You’re in a much more comfortable position, horizontal on the bed. Your shirt is ridden up to the underside of your breasts, one hand clutching your bare breast so hard he can see your cotton plush skin bulging between your fingers. The other hand has your panties shifted to the side, three fingers in your sopping cunt. 

“Mmh—fuck, f-uck Jungkook—” the words are mere breaths, puffs of air as you reach your orgasm. 

His call connects. He nearly drops his phone on the glass.  

“Jungkook!” Andreas from Germany wishes him brightly, “you look great, glowing even!” 

Jungkook blushes, and mutters something about having to go to the bathroom before they start. 

Taehyung makes himself scarce on Saturday. He packs a duffel bag for himself and takes the PlayStation, knowing it’ll be a long weekend at Jimin’s. 

Jungkook is on livewire for the morning. He even express-delivers a pasta roller to his house, and he spends all morning testing out the perfect pasta dough. His black apron is covered in flour, and he can barely comprehend the tutorial that’s teaching him on his flatscreen. 

He’s on autopilot. He hasn’t contacted you since he sent that selfie, and he doesn’t intend to. Jungkook understands why you made yourself scarce in the beginning of the week, preferring to raincheck and pin your relationship for a better time. Jungkook’s brain is overridden with you, swollen with thoughts of you. You would never be able to focus if you kept in contact like you did last night, especially if you can’t get away from Hoseok. 

Absence surely makes the heart grow fonder. 

Slapping his hands against his trousers, he surveys his handiwork. His pasta is appropriately floured and wrung, each handful of fresh dough wrapped in little nests. Off the stove is a bechamel sauce, a base ready to be cooked in whatever kind of pasta dish you want. He thinks the two of you would have fun making your own non-traditional pasta dishes. 

The soft knocks on his front door interrupts his train of thought, and he knows it’s you. 

You stand in front of the door, impossibly small in a large shirt and a plain pair of leggings. At the sight of Jungkook, a smile as warm and sweet as hot chocolate worms its way to your face, and you collapse into his arms. 

He sighs gratefully, sinking into your small body. When he pulls away, he can’t help but frown at your apparent exhaustion. You must’ve come back from something tedious, because sweat dots your brow and your eyes are still puffy and dark. Your chest arches bonelessly into his, hoping to melt in his embrace. 

“Hi,” you say.

“Hey,” he replies. 

“It’s Saturday.” 

“It is Saturday.” 

You rub your nose between the fabric of his button down, “I should’ve been more specific when I wanted to raincheck on you,” you murmur into the white cotton. 

“No, I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions,” Jungkook whispers, even though you’re the only two people on the floor, “I’ll make it better, yeah? I’m going to love you so good tonight, won’t have to lift a finger—” 

You shake your head, looking at him calmly. “Jungkook, it’s been a long week. Hobi got the job, I spent all this morning moving his two-ton speaker set into his new apartment. I don’t want anything gentle. I want you to rail me into next week,” Jungkook chokes on his saliva when you reach to cup his dick through his pants, already sporting a chub, “fuck me breathless. I want—no, I need this.”

Anything for you, but Jungkook isn’t going to let your mouth runneth over that easily. He wants that too, obviously. But again, you’ve made him wait. 

Bending slightly, Jungkook whispers darkly into your ear, “Who said you can decide the rules here, doll?”  he’s been waiting all week to slip back into this persona, one that has you shivering delightfully under his touch. A small, secret smile tucks itself under your lips as you tilt your head down, but Jungkook catches it. It shows you’ve missed it too. He lets your sneaky smile  slide for now, only because he’s missed you so much and you’ve had a long day. 

“If I wanna fuck you rough, I’ll fuck you rough. If I want to edge you until you're sobbing on the corner of the kitchen table, I’ll do it,” Jungkook spits every declaration into your skin, biting at your shoulder so hard you cry deliciously. 

He drags you over to the living room, and he could sing at how easily you follow directions. Both of you have been tied up this week, and some hard sex would definitely ease that frustration, “Knees,” Jungkook commands, and you waste no time sinking to the floor, hands atop your knees. 

You look up through your lashes, eyes big and glassy. His poor girl is tired, and he finds it all the more attractive that you’re willing to push that aside to make eachother feel good. 

“Pretty, pretty,” he chants, pulling down his pants and letting his dick spring free, “suck.” 

You waste no time, and he watches as your eyes dilate over the expanse of his cock, half-hard and ready for your mouth. Your nails dig into your knees as you start with featherlight kisses, finally turning into sloppy smacks as you lick all over his dick. 

Jungkook groans, weaving a hand into your hair to force his dick down your throat. You gag at the sudden intrusion, but it doesn’t stop you from taking it like a champ. Hard, deep thrusts that he’s sure you can feel all the way in your stomach. You gag at each thrust, but don’t let up as your hot tongue wraps him up and licks at the pre-cum. 

“Fuuuuck, doll,” he rips you away, his now hard dick springing away. He’s a little shaky on his knees, but he plants his feet down as he grips his cock, slapping the tip of it across your cheek. It smears your face, glossing your flushed cheeks in a mixture of your saliva and pre-cum. “Are you trying to make me cum first? So sweet, you don’t even care if you cum tonight, hmm? You owe me, making you believe you had another man.” 

This isn’t true, of course. The both of you know it was just miscommunication, but it doesn’t hurt to play it up for pleasure. 

“N-no Kook, I’m yours,” you grapple at his pants, pulling them down so he can get them off completely. 

“Right. You’re. Mine.” With every punctuated word is a light slap to your cheek, and you take it. His cock bounces right off of you, until you finally move your head to suckle at the engorged tip, “I’m keeping you forever, doll. Don’t you know that?” 

Throughout this whole process, you don’t move, other than the minute clawing at your knees. You’re so good to him. Jungkook pulls away and ignores the ache in his member for now, taking off your clothes for himself. It’s like unwrapping a gift, revealing every bit of skin reserved for his viewing. “So sexy,” he remarks once he’s got you bare, pulling you onto the couch. He’s still in his button down shirt, his date night shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. However, he lets your hands inch under the stiff fabric, feeling for his taut muscle. 

He guides your aching cunt to his cock, sinking you down. It’s a tight fit, and you both moan at the brush of contact. Despite not being prepped, you’re still slick, and it makes up for it. He doesn’t thrust up or anything, just guides his lips to yours with a threadbare brush of his finger. 

“Kook, d-do you want me to move?” you mumble against his cherry-flavored lip balm. 

“Good dolls don’t move until they’re told,” your eyes widen innocently at the statement, and you crumple against his mouth, at his next words, “cum like this.” 

“Awh shit, please no,” you tear up, burying your head between the crook of his neck, “I can’t wait.” 

“Thought you wanted me to fuck you into next week. You can’t do this one little favor for me?” he’s being so mean, and you hate him for it. Haven’t you earned it? “C’mon baby, I thought you wanted me?” 

It’s silent, save for the soft Italian restaurant music playing from whatever tutorial he’s hooked up to his television. It’s terribly cliche, like you’re in the porno version of a European romance movie. He thinks nothing of it, not when your juices are dripping on his thighs, your skin soft and pliant in his grip. Jungkook drums his fingers against your spine, seemingly uncaring that you’re stuffed deep into your womb. 

On the other hand, it’s the only thing you’re acutely aware of. His thick, warm cock is nestled between your folds, right where it should be. You clench once, twice, thankful that this isn’t some crazed wet dream. States of sleep and consciousness have blurred this week, you’re lucky that you made it all the way up to Jungkook’s apartment. 

You can’t cum like this. You need to bait him. You moan, the sound slow and rumbly against your throat as you weave your fingers through his dark tresses. Moving the strands aside to kiss his cold metal earrings you murmur, “I love this, Kookoo. I’ve wanted you all week, I was going crazy. I kept playing last week in my head over and over. I even put in my little vibrator, hoping you’d pull up the app.” 

Jungkook’s teeth clench, and his grip is borderline painful as it digs into your hips. 

“I haven’t been able to cum all week, and I want to do it all over you,” you husk, playing with the roots of his hair. 

You can feel yourself dripping, wetness lubricating you even further and probably staining his thighs and couch with your arousal. Every second that passes is killer, and the fluttering towards your pussy tighten further as Jungkook’s cock twitches in response. Your pussy continues its ministrations, butterfly-like flaps against his hot member that have you vibrating.

“Mm, oh, I’ll cum for you,” and surprisingly, you might be able to. All this dirty talking has gotten you riled up. Just a little bit more and—

Jungkook shoves you off his cock, forcing you to land on the couch. 

“No!” you cry, wiping your face. Your cheeks are ruddied, and you’re annoyed. The coolness of the autumn air has you feeling chilly, and you want to scream at Jungkook for disrupting your orgasm. You feel empty. 

You’re not annoyed for long however, as Jungkook flips you on your back and gives you what you’ve been craving. 

“You glide right in, don’t ya doll,” the friction is deliciously blazing, his hands pushing you further into the large couch as he takes you from behind. Hot, fast smacks against your ass come from the way his balls bounce back and forth as he pistons his cock in and out. “F-fuck, you’re so good to me. So good, I love having you like this. All pretty and dripping, you really know how to make a guy wait, huh?” 

“Mmph! N-no—hng, but I’m y-yours, Kook,” you garble out, and you’re practically eating the throw pillow you’re propped up on as he slams you further into the cushions, so hard you may fall off, “all yours, honey. N-no more waiting. I want you, want you so badly—ah fuck!” 

“It’s worth it, you’re worth it,” he says over and over, his thrusts becoming sporadic and losing their rhythm once he feels you clenching uncontrollably. He presses his two fingers to your sloppy bud, swirling around the juices eagerly. “C-cum, baby doll. You deserve it, yeah? Cum on this cock, let go.” 

You’re starting to see spots, black and white alike. Finally shying away from his cock you rest on your back, but Jungkook doesn’t stop his fingers from flying across your clit. One look at his face and you’re gone. Pretty brown eyes, overflowing with affection. The feeling is different, and it’s the acute pressure between your stomach and pussy that makes you notice what’s going on with your body. The pressure finally releases, your eyes fluttering shut as you rest your cheek on the cushions. You dissolve, a mess on the couch as white hot liquid ejects from your body, spraying Jungkook’s thighs and cushions. 

“Y-you just,” your lover’s mouth is parted open like a baby kitten, uncaring as to how the dark liquid stains his couch fabric. 

“Squirted?” you answer breathlessly, a melty smile on your lips, “y-yeah.” 

 It sets him off, a button left dormant until now. The thatches of hair that surround his cock are dripping with your mess, a cold reminder that he got you to this high. He doesn’t hesitate to slip his cock back into you, and you gasp at the overstimulation. You try not to focus on how your body is a bundle of lit nerves, only to help Jungkook reach his completion. 

“S-so perfect,” he warbles, pressing kisses to your jaw, chin, lips. Each thrust is deep, thick and heady with emotion. “Mm, I wanna cream this pussy sooo badly—mm, all mine, all wet and warm and so so sweet—” 

He cries out your name, biting into your shoulder as your walls fill further with his hot cream. Your thighs are shaking from sensory overload, and Jungkook has to hold you down and soothe you into a state of reality to cling on. 

Satiated, he nuzzles into your chest, feeling absolutely featherlight. 

“T-thank you,” you say gratefully, when at least three out of your five senses return to your body. Your hands dip down to clutch his cheek, pinching lightly at the warm skin.

“Don’t thank me yet,” Jungkook exhales into your breasts, “d-didn’t even feed you my cum yet.” 

You scoff, pinching his cheek again. You’re aware of his softening cock between your folds, ready to seep the efforts of today’s coupling, but your stomach says otherwise. You crane your neck to make note of the kitchen island, staring curiously at the metal pasta roller and the little nests of carby goodness that decorate the cutting board. 

“Feed me pasta first, please. You have all night to feed me dessert.” 

Jungkook giggles into your stomach, he doesn’t mind feeding you in that order. 

bonus.

“So.” 

“So?” you have cream sauce on your lips, happily slurping on an angel hair. 

“You haven’t told me you liked me back yet,” Jungkook rests his palm in the swell of his cheek, content with watching you eat from where he’s standing on the counter. He leans his upper body across the marble table, muscles rippling against his white shirt. 

“Oh, I did!” you’re affronted, swinging your legs on the high chair, “I totally did last week!” 

“Yeah, well. Can you say it while I’m not inside you?” 

“Okay,” you blink, quirking him with a simple smile, “I like you.” 

“That was anticlimactic,” Jungkook jokes at the brevity of your confession, yet his heart betrays the charm he finds in the three words. 

You scoff, jabbing your fork in the little next of springy noodles. “What do you want to hear? I’ve wanted you since I’ve moved in? I think you’re really handsome when you pace the hallway doing work on your phone? I like the way you cook?” 

“Keep going,” Jungkook sing songs, walking over to hug you from behind.

The stool swings back and forth as he rocks the two of you, softly and slowly so you don’t throw up your dinner. He noses into your neck, inhaling your scent and committing it to your memory. 

“Mm, dessert first,” you insist, twirling around the stool so you can wrap your legs around his waist. “And then I can tell you exactly how much I like you,” your fingers play with the buttons of his shirt, walking the pads of your fingers across his chest. 

Jungkook grins, hands reaching to cup your bottom and bring you to his bedroom. Of course, he’s always willing to satisfy your insatiable appetite.