#hot pants imagine

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

[nihildenial]

for revenge on nihil cheating on her (the first first time not in moac) sister summoned her own set of ghoulettes to keep her company.

she then eavesdropped on psalty's plans with nihil to make sure he didnt have a show then tied his ass to a chair with duct tape in their bedroom. she peppered kisses and groped him to make him think this was all for him but then she turns on the bedroom lamp and

her ghoulettes were spread out on their california king bed. she leaves him in the corner as she is enveloped into their arms. her dress comes off to reveal black lingerie and all of them begin enjoying each other to the fullest: black lipstick hickeys on sister's chest, while shes riding the air ghoulettes mouth while the multi-ghoulette (singer) kisses her between bites of chocolate-covered strawberries, and the cello twins (water and quint) hands are roving everywhere

[dreamingofep]

This photo is just wonderful don’t you think?…

The hair, the outfit, the cane🫣😵‍💫

This is just one of the pictures that ✨inspired✨me to write a certain chapter of Sinned Awakening… Even just looking at this picture now makes me want to faint🫠

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If you wanted to read that whole chapter for the first time (or reread it again) here you go🤭

Time for me to run away now🫣🩸

[pandora-whowalksbetween]

Can they sleep in jeans?

Lucifer: Only on accident. If he passes out from being so fucking tired all the time he passes out, what else can I say.

Mammon: Yes. He won't sleep in a shirt but he'll sleep in the thickest stiffest denim like a freak.

Levi: No. Sensory issues.

Satan: Yes. He doesn't like to but if he passes out reading, or is exhauseted to the point of having no motivation to change into pjs, he doesn't give a shit.

Asmodeus: Are you kidding? Absolutely not, hell no, never ever ever.

Beel: No. Gets too sweaty.

Belphie: Actually, No. He’ll kick them off in his sleep if he has to.

[strawberrycherriesncream]

The sbr gang as an actual gang would be amazing. The shit they would get into. Arguing all the damn time but ready to throw hands the second anyone fucked with someone in the group. Just long days out horse riding across America with batshit people trying to kill ya.

The gang being; Gyro, Johnny, Diego, Hot Pants, Lucy, Mountain Tim and Soundman.

Lucy gets to be the little sister that accidentally ended up traveling with them.

Gyro making coffee and Diego saying he’d marry him if he could bc he’s a coffee addict then Johnny would subtly try to commit murder before Gyro could stop him.

Hot Pants would be sick of everyone’s shit within five minutes of having to listen to Diego and Johnny argue then yelling at them to knock it off only for Diego to say that Johnny started it, thus prolonging their argument.

The gang finding another campsite a good mile or so away besides Gyro and Johnny because everyone else noticed there was definitely something going on with them.

Then at the final stage they would all part ways and race to the finish. Just letting everyone live.

[softpine]

Maybe it's just a pnw thing but there are drive thru coffee stands with girl's in bikinis/lingerie

i...... have never heard of these until now.... as a feminist i'm appalled but as a lesbian i'm delighted etc etc

[mousfri]

was doing a little research on s2ep10/11 of hannibal for a fic

why is the synopsis for every episode of hannibal completely insane

you're telling me will brutally beat a dude to death while fantasising about killing hannibal, flirted over a crime scene he made, had sex with margot basically just because she asked him to (once again imagining hannibal, this time in his more monstrous form), and also faked freddie's death all in one episode????

what an absolute nutjob. he's completely insane. i love him. he's my everything. he's so productive. look at him go.

[pillow-anime-infos]

jojo masterlist {part 7 ver.}

JOHNNY JOESTAR

soon

GYRO ZEPPELI

soon

LUCY STEEL

soon

DIEGO BRANDO

soon

HOT PANTS

soon

FUNNY VALENTINE

fight for the presidency {jjba month + scenario | 375 words ; nsfw}

[unityrain24]

my loki sim :3

she is my best friend and wife annd i love her so much so here is her sim

[jojosbizzarewife]

Winter/Holiday Headcanons

Steel Ball Run

Johnny, Gyro, Diego, Hot Pants, Funny Valentine, Lucy, Ringo Roadagain

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Johnny

loves maple taffy - as soon as there is snow on the ground, he is outside with a bottle of maple syrup

Gyro

dresses up as Santa to deliver gifts to his friends and family - also dresses up Valkyrie as Rudolph

Diego

insists on having lasagna as part of Christmas dinner every year

Hot Pants

after attending the feast of the seven fishes, she attends midnight mass every Christmas Eve with her loved ones

Funny Valentine

loves Christmas carolers - his family would all go caroling when he was a kid. It was his favorite part of the holidays

Lucy

sings along to Christmas music in any stores she visits

Ringo Roadagain

puts up mistletoe around his house, inside and out - he will use his stand just to get kisses

[gojoest]

Ai, who does the dishes in your self ships?

in all of my selfships my f/o and i share all the household chores including washing the dishes! or we do them together :3

[ratatatastic]

so you guys wanna explain whats going on here or is this just another we'll let this fade into obscurity with no explanation whatsover at all

[thedreammweaver]

I imagined Astarion played by Michael Sheen and I spontaneously combusted

[cosmoseinfeld]

for the life of me, I cannot stop thinking about the 2014 colt cabana interview where they talked about the pants shitting incident and punk said "i thought it was gonna be my new gimmick!"

[finsblogs]

hot pants using cream starter to give herself a dick

that is all

[volfoss]

I think my doctor is going to appreciate my beautiful fishing dad adjacent zip off pants. I think it will get me bonus points on the cool scale