rob is so fkg underrated it hurts >_<
he could throw me off a moving vehicle. actually PLEASE can he throw me off a moving vehicle
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I AM SO SORRY (I’m really not) About my 4 day word vomit streak!! HAVE SOME MORE WHILE I IGNORE MY FIC I NEED TO WORK ON!!!
Lance would definitely ramble about the new fnaf movie or whatever and Keith would think "I want to be DOMINATED by him" or something like that and have to physically restrain himself from pouncing on Lance. It's canon, broskis.
Lance: so about pineapple on pizza. Really? I mean, they're both AMAZING apart, but together? No. The flavors do not mix well and—
Keith, internally: please let me choke on-
Lance: Keith? You good?
Keith: oh shit yeah I'm good
Lance: Alright. So I said to the lady, "Have you even thought through this? Do you even know what exactly you're doing?" And then she said, like the idiot she is, "Yeah. I am confident-
Keith: do NOT fucking jump into his lap and start to kiss him until he can't physically breathe. You're better than this, Kogane. Patience yields focus.
Lance: and I start to get annoyed, because who does this lady think she is? I'm trying my absolute best to de-escalate this situation—
Keith: fuck it. *gets up from his chair and sits on Lance's lap, tugging him closer by the lapels on his jacket*
Lance: um... Buddy? What's happening—
Keith: you're such a fucking dork and it annoys me so goddamn much
Lance: hey! I get that sometimes I talk a lot, but—
Keith: *KISSES HIM STRAIGHT ON THE FUCKING MOUTH*
Lance, internally: OH FUCK. OH..FUCK? FUCK YEAH!!!! BOYS I WON!!! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT IM GOING TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW YEAH FUCK YES—
Lance, panting heavily: *breaks away* that... was unexpected.
Keith: I am so sorry I will never do that again-
Lance: woah woah woah, slow down there—I never said I didn't like it? Though I am very flattered that THE Keith Kogane has decided to—
Keith: Shut up and kiss me.
Hunk: hey guys, have you seen Pidge? I need to work with her on the goo machines—OH! NEVER MIND! I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH FINDING HER MYSELF OK BYE!!
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Anyone want to caption this... because WORDS FAIL ME... 🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🔥🥵🔥🤤🔥🤤🔥🔥
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