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sirjo-esque · 2 months ago

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#hot man alert hot man alert hot man-#sirjoing #I have never been more pleased with a drawing of a man???#apollo #he deserves to look a little cunty i think #also hc he never opens his eyes fully #yk?? the same way we physically can't look at the sun with our eyes open #he just can't

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fresherfriut · 2 months ago

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larsified · 7 months ago

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rob is so fkg underrated it hurts >_<

he could throw me off a moving vehicle. actually PLEASE can he throw me off a moving vehicle

#metallica #rob trujillo #robert trujillo #dad lolz #throw me out of a moving vehicle please #hot man alert !! ;P

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poi-rinch-lover · 1 year ago

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This man shall forever live rent free in my silly brain 💖💖🤪😋🔥💜💜

#aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #sexy man alert #hotch #he puts the 'hot' in hotchner

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limboraptor · 8 months ago

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HOT DIGGITY DOG

#HOT OLD MAN ALERT #he has facial hair AND an oversized coat LORDDDD #I have a type #marble danish cookie

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justsumtransdude2000 · 1 month ago

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"If you don't like Snape you shouldn't defend Barty Crouch bc he's basically the same!"

Have you considered that Barty is hot, tho?? I don't hate Snape, he's not my cup of tea, and I also don't idolize Barty, but I do defend him.

Bc he's hot.

I wish (some of) you guys would stop acting like you have deep, canon rooted reasons to defend a character, because a lot of you just don't. I like him bc he's hot. I defend him bc he's hot. I write fics about him because he's hot. He's hot in the movies, in the fics, in the books and especially in rosekiller/bartylus fanart.

#mauraders #marauders #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #severus snape #barty crouch apologist alert #barty crouch is hot #like suuuuuuuuuuuper hot #as an ace person #you do NOT wanna hear the things I'd let this man do to me #like that one tweet about James Potter #mauraders fandom #fandom #fandom things #canon vs fanon

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anths-girl · 1 year ago

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Silver Fox Kirk just hits differently...

#kirk hammett #metallica #hot man playing guitar alert!#anths-girl posts

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wutheringskies · 1 year ago

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he said it himself...

#hot guy alert #hottest guy ever #leave it to me just wait #malewife #manwhore #THE MAN #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #novel excerpt

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illiana-mystery · 6 months ago

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How stunning...how appealing. 🥴😍

#goddamn sir #why are you so pretty #good god #hottie alert #sexy ass old man #so so hot #i'm drooling #didi chill #lol #willem wednesday #willem dafoe #colorization #colorized

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fresherfriut · 4 days ago

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buttercup-art · 5 months ago

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"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

#[ spoiler alert: it's both ]#[ i just needed to draw our man ]#[ like i always do ]#[ also sorry i haven't posted any art in a while! ]#[ my pace has been pretty slow lately ]#[ but that's mostly because i've been way too harsh with myself about things being perfect. and it's hot as hell ]#[ i really need to relax and let myself draw in peace ]#[ so in the meantime expect some more semi-thirsty Hugo stuff ]#[ because that always works for some reason lol ]#[ he's all the motivation i need ]#hugo vasquez #borderlands #tftbl #tales from the borderlands #my art

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sebbyisland · 12 days ago

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#EVERY TIME #AKANE BANASHI #I CANT DONTHIS #HOT ANIME MAN ALErt #Seb out

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alohaasaloevera · 11 months ago

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I AM SO SORRY (I’m really not) About my 4 day word vomit streak!! HAVE SOME MORE WHILE I IGNORE MY FIC I NEED TO WORK ON!!!

Lance would definitely ramble about the new fnaf movie or whatever and Keith would think "I want to be DOMINATED by him" or something like that and have to physically restrain himself from pouncing on Lance. It's canon, broskis.

Lance: so about pineapple on pizza. Really? I mean, they're both AMAZING apart, but together? No. The flavors do not mix well and—

Keith, internally: please let me choke on-

Lance: Keith? You good?

Keith: oh shit yeah I'm good

Lance: Alright. So I said to the lady, "Have you even thought through this? Do you even know what exactly you're doing?" And then she said, like the idiot she is, "Yeah. I am confident-

Keith: do NOT fucking jump into his lap and start to kiss him until he can't physically breathe. You're better than this, Kogane. Patience yields focus.

Lance: and I start to get annoyed, because who does this lady think she is? I'm trying my absolute best to de-escalate this situation—

Keith: fuck it. *gets up from his chair and sits on Lance's lap, tugging him closer by the lapels on his jacket*

Lance: um... Buddy? What's happening—

Keith: you're such a fucking dork and it annoys me so goddamn much

Lance: hey! I get that sometimes I talk a lot, but—

Keith: *KISSES HIM STRAIGHT ON THE FUCKING MOUTH*

Lance, internally: OH FUCK. OH..FUCK? FUCK YEAH!!!! BOYS I WON!!! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT IM GOING TO EXPLODE RIGHT NOW YEAH FUCK YES—

Lance, panting heavily: *breaks away* that... was unexpected.

Keith: I am so sorry I will never do that again-

Lance: woah woah woah, slow down there—I never said I didn't like it? Though I am very flattered that THE Keith Kogane has decided to—

Keith: Shut up and kiss me.

Hunk: hey guys, have you seen Pidge? I need to work with her on the goo machines—OH! NEVER MIND! I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH FINDING HER MYSELF OK BYE!!