tomateosoup
tomateosoup
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tomateosoup · 12 hours ago
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The shelter staff said they do this ALL DAY
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tomateosoup · 14 hours ago
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what if instead of horses we domesticated porcines... i think that could be cool
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tomateosoup · 14 hours ago
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antique.alchemist : instagram
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tomateosoup · 1 day ago
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Zuri Yara-Galel
An orphaned Zuri strode out onto the astral sea with nothing but her handmade lute and compassionate heart. Somehow, this has landed her in a pirate crew.
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tomateosoup · 2 days ago
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Avengers Academy: Marvel's Voices Infinity #5
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tomateosoup · 2 days ago
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Motorcycle lesbians  ♀ ♀
(Print available here)  Patreon + Ko-fi
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tomateosoup · 2 days ago
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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals
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tomateosoup · 2 days ago
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Working on another poster! Here's part 1: facial structure and eyes. Nose and ears up next.
Simplifying Horses for Drawing Part 1
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Zelda already saw him talk to every animal he came across with a high pitched baby voice and that one time he fell out of a canoe because he fell asleep sitting up and every other thing. its too late.
could be a stand alone comic or be a sequel to this
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tomateosoup · 2 days ago
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tomateosoup · 3 days ago
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tomateosoup · 3 days ago
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researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass
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tomateosoup · 3 days ago
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Am I the good boy? Really??
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tomateosoup · 4 days ago
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Dracula: I have crossed oceans of time to find you - you are the reincarnation of my own beloved wife!
Mina: I see. And we got married when exactly?
Dracula: uhhhhhhh mid 1400s I think? It's been like 500 years
Mina: cool. And then I ...died, is that right?
Dracula: it destroyed me! But you are alive now!
Mina: and then - let me make sure I'm following - then you died also?
Dracula: to arise as you see me now - immortal Lord of Darkness!
Mina: right. But, technically speaking, you did die first, right? And continue to be dead at this time? Like, medically speaking?
Dracula: I am the Great Undead who-
Mina: do you have a heartbeat?
Dracula: I no longer require such things
Mina: so I am the living wife of a dead husband, is that correct?
Dracula: in your mortal pedestrian terms - but I shall
Mina: uh huh. Let me consult my lawyer. Darling, what is the legal status of the living wife of a dead husband?
Jonathan: according to the Widows & Orphans act, the living wife of a dead husband is defined as a widow
Mina: and I think I heard somewhere that a widow is at liberty to marry again
Jonathan: according to English common law, with biblical precedent, that is correct
Mina: cool. I choose this guy.
Jonathan: (yippee)
Mina: I believe I am also entitled to half his stuff via intestate succession?
Jonathan: yes that is correct, the remainder to be equitably divided between yourself and any other heirs of his body
Mina: cool. Did we have kids?
Dracula: well no but -
Mina: great. I always wanted a Castle
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tomateosoup · 4 days ago
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