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so you’re telling me that nico was in charge of their stadium series costumes and took it upon himself to buy everyone’s outfits himself (like some kind of sugar daddy) and made the very conscious very deliberate decision to buy jack a women’s tracksuit…?
ok
#are you shitting me#the narratives write themselves#jack is so babygirl it’s ridiculous#letting your boyfriend dress you up in clothes he picked out and payed for#very normal#sugar daddy nico#hot ass mf#jack is never beating the allegations#what allegations you ask?#all of them.#jack hughes#nico hischier#1386#nicojack#nj devils#nhl#h’s thoughts
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hands. ITS THE DAMN THE HANDS AGAIN-
PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME IM THIS 👌🏾 CLOSE TO UNRESISTING
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Goo…Joongoo Kim…fuck m-
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+delusional scenario🤗
It is indeed the drawings I did before (one more original tho) but digital and colored, to give it life, of course
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He. Is. Fucking. Perfect.
#corey taylor#Dad smirk#slipknot#Corey#Taylor#hot ass mf#cute af#gorgeous#gorgeous bitch#Corey mf Taylor#stone sour#hot hot hot hot hot#guitar#nu metal#number 8#nr 8#Iowa#joey jordison#mick thomson#craig jones#paul gray#shawn crahan#sid wilson#chris fehn#jay weinberg#tortilla man#vman#etc
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right well.
#goodfuckingnight.#WHAT THE HELL?????#JAKE?#ARENT YOU TIRED#OF MAKING ME SUFFER#IMSICKCKCKKCKCKCKC#HOT ASS MF#BYE
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Darkling: Hot
Darkling with scars: My death
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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌
Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅
The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’)
Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’
And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him
Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open
But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason
#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep#A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no one’s nearby: 😐 he’s in the walls 😨 he’s in the goddamn walls#No one knows how or why he’s in that particular spot in the wall bc there’s isn’t a secret entrance/crawl space there#Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot#And Tim’s like ‘your eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE times’#then he gestures at Jason ‘and that one looks like if he didn’t have drug related childhood trauma he’d try to snort protein powder’#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior#Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies 🤨 I am NOT your biggest issue rn#Dick Grayson being the main reason there’s an ‘acceptable levels of force’ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do#Stephanie 🤝🏾 Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago#Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae#Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and he’s like no that’s just the first page of plan 1 if it’s sunny#Rogues: I can’t catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ‘never let em know your next move’ Drake who’s been sleep for the past 45 minutes: 🔵➖🔵#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents#Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc ‘there are children in the walls’#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee#Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever 😔 I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout#Nightwing: but it’s sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe it’s time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb#Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord#Oracle: that’s what I thought#Bruce: you’re benched oracle#Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman#Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim#Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler#Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home#tim drake is a menace
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STOP FLRITING AND DO SOMETHING
#MF GOT PINOCCHIOD AND CATER BE LIKE omggg you so hot its making my heart flutteeeer#TREY YOU COULD DIE#ISTG THESE GAY ASS BITCHES /pos#twst#twisted wonderland#playful land spoilers#trey clover#cater diamond
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Just finished Secrets and Masks by Emerald_Slytherin and I haven't been the same ever since. I thought that Manacled was my last straw and then I start reading THIS PIECE OF ART ??!! DRACO AND HERMIONE'S CHEMISTRY ?!! THEO'S CHARACTERIZATION ??!! ASTORIA AND BLAISE'S UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER ??!! DAPHNE AND HER SACRIFCE ??!! THE FOUND FAMILY TROUPE ??!! MALFOY'S ADORABLE DRAGON ?!! How can I ever go back, I do not think I can ever bring myself to read that fanfic again. It soothed the deepest part of my soul and I'm glad but nope, I refuse to bawl my eyes out all over again. I can never move on from this fanfic, as if all of this happened in the canon, UGH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#harry potter#dramione#draco x hermione#hermione granger#draco malfoy#theodore nott#nott's sexy ass and dark humor really kept me alive ugh#theo was so hot in this fic#and DAPHNEEEEE MY LOVE#daphne greengrass#astoria greengrass#blaise zabini#ginny weasley#luna lovegood#tom riddle#may voldemort burn in hell forever that mf#narcissa malfoy
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Chew guys
#digital art#drawing#jjba part 7#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#diego brando#hot pants#gyro zeppeli#johnny joestar#magenta magenta#wekapipo#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#gay ass mfs
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i would get his name tatted on my ass cheeks. with the swiftness.
#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com#REAL MF TALLLKKKK#why does his introduction have to be so far away 🫤🫤🫤#and then imagine his big ass hands cupping this fat ass omg it would be so hot#pls just the tip (i want it all)#also ARE WE LOOKING 👁️👁️ AT HIS THIGHS????#THEY’RE SO THICK😭😭😭😭😭#im yearning sorry
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Marry me.
#dear lord#I didn’t like him at first#still iffy ur he’s hot#and I am just a girl#I can’t romance zayne he’s my bestie 😭 homeboy fr we are literally like Kenma and kuroo#probs not the best comparison bc I ship kuroken but I cannot romance that man#also Koi said that one mf was a brat but he just walked off in the middle of me talking and Yk what good get ur rude ass outta here#I thought he’d be my fav but now I don’t like him LMFAO#I have a lot of opinions as u can tell lol#also idk what I was doing in that fighting scene but I just started shooting a lot lsnncnd#.*+ amore’s one woman circus
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How is he so perfect🤭
#joey jordison#slipknot#number 1#drummer#murderdolls#wednesday 13#corey taylor#mick thomson#shawn crahan#paul gray#craig jones#jim root#james root#sid wilson#chris fehn#hot ass mf
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ive just realized that i may have a thing for hot blond villainous men
its just two tho (as of now) so prolly a coincidence i think
#manga#anime#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#dio brando#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#pla#pokemon volo#pla volo#volo#like the entire time for both instances ik they were the villians (spoiled pla for myself) and still just like couldnt not like them#i mean like in volo's case ik he was gonna eventually try to destory my ass and thay he secretly hated me but bro hes too hot to hate man#also if you hate a character just cuz theyre evil that kinds be like lame sometimes... actually kinda alot of the time ngl#but whatever yaknow#and then dio of course you know hes the villain how can you not?#i hated him for a bit after he killed danny tho#but bro has too much rizz#mf's such a goofy ass cartoonishly evil character like how you not supposed to like his goofy ass
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Taking her home
#pokemon#self insert#trainer blue#blue oak#blue#yomiel (sona)#my art#made me draw Heartshipping again outta anger /j /lh#something simple and tiny but its smth :v#'taking her home' refers to Blue takin Miel to Kanto. saved the most personal region last. it's special yknow?? its home#they've been travelling together for a hot minute at this point and dude is beyond smitten at this point. bro he might be in love fr#hopefully their hair + his lil stubble indicates that time has passed AHAHAHDJSBFDS#mf doing the 'woah isn't this beautiful blue' / 'sure is pidge (looking at her)'. corny ass 💥#what better than to finally show her Kanto. she asks a trillion questions & his inner nerd (professor) + personal exp comes out#blue becomes the yapperrr. and she is the listenerrr (bc shes beyond smitten too. she just might be a tad better at hiding it)#miel already knows his grandpa. but she still has to yet meet Daisy <- this is a big step for him btw. if u even care#he is sure they will get along both. yet he remains a bit nervous. for Many Reasons#randomly reminds everyone of that ship chart i made w/ Heartshipping that indicates he proposed first. funny trivia for No Reason
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Experimenting with my art style by drawing the BBEG of our dnd campaign, Argheim! I wanted to pepper in some body horror in my design!
#art#dnd#dnd art#dnd character#bbeg#dnd bbeg#dnd villain#character art#digital art#artists on tumblr#original art#dnd stuff#harbingers of destruction campaign#my art#this mf has been a menace the entire campaign#he tricked us into getting him a powerful sword and then stabbed the wizards best friend#I hate his ass#but at least he’s a lil hot
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