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Tumblr horse race!
Before the race starts, let’s run down the racer’s profiles.
(Note: horses 2, Mamba, and 3, Crap, have been removed from the race, for poor health and DUI charges, respectively.)
Horse 1, Paul Revere, is right here, and if the weather’s clear, sure thing. He’s the ghost of the horse that won last year.
Horse 4, Taboo, [DATA LOST]
Horse 5, Big Louise, is said to be the largest horse ever entered in our competition. Her secret? Instead of never skipping leg day, her routine is exclusively leg day!**
Horse 6, Serious Stanley, shot the previous 2 announcers for trying to make a joke about him, so I’m not going for it.
Horse 7, midnight revolver, smokes an entire pack of cigarettes at once before every race. We don’t know what their eyes look like, since behind their sunglasses is only another pair of sunglasses, stretching into a terrifying infinity.
Horse 8, *, wanted to be a chef growing up, but he couldn’t fit onto the guys head to Ratatouille him. He lives his dreams vicariously by pretending the racetrack is potatoes that need to be mashed.
Horse 9, Princess Peach, wields the Dark Lady’s Unspeakable Greatsword of Killing, retrieved from the Wastes of Dal’iaa. He also enjoys gardening.
Horse 10, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Go To White Castle, claims to have escaped a secret facility where he was forced to fight an army of mantis-men. We’re not sure if that’s true, but he’s got six good legs, so that’s something.
Horse 11, Declan’s royal Jack of Spades, is former prime minister of England Boris Johnson, who made an ill-advised pact with the fey and will be trapped in this form forever unless he wins this race.
Horse 12, Dr. Capaldi, is hurnnjj glabuuu Alena shave fUsft she’d sfDr fesog dir Signs einriebest signse Sofnsbholdn. Isn’t that neat?
The announcer will chime in with commentary on who’s winning the race every 24 hours. The race’s winner will receive a lifetime supply of salmon and ownership of Dal’iaa’s Maw, an eternal storm and the only place the Dark Lady’s Unspeakable Greatsword of Killing can be unmade.
**(Drawing fanart of any of the participant horses without the express written consent of the THRL is a violation of copyright law. We understand that the community of Tumblr is composed of understanding, law-abiding citizens and that this will not be an issue.)
*Face-off, starring Nicolas Cage and Kevin Bacon
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THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
#tumblr horse derby#horse#race#poll#polls#look i will RIDE on this horse shitpost WHO WILL WIN. THE RACE. WHOMST
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Timeform 5* selections for 8th June 2024
Timeform is a respected and well followed source of racing form and they rate each horse for each race by using a star rating. You may have read my post on using this rating system to pick your horses for the ITV 7 well what if you were to back each 5 star rated horse in every race for a day.Below is a PDF of the 5 star Runners for 8th June 2024 and how they faired. The figures are based upon the…
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#hughracing#timeform#Betfair Exchange#betfair trading#betting#Boosted bets#horse#horse-racing#horses#In play trading#In running trading tool#kentucky-derby#Ladbrokes#Paddy Power#Racing Post#Racing Results#Racing Tipters#SkyBet#Timeform#timeform 5 star ratings#VirginBet
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If a girl is covered in freckles that means that you should kiss every single one
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Ya Girl Went to the Emmys
I had a fun time, it was nice to meet cool people and shake their hands and serve a mother slay, etc - AND it was very cool that my cousin Will won for Slow Horses, so proud - BUT
as fun as it was, I know when the chips are down none of the people I met last night (except Dave) are gonna be there for me. They don't know me, even the ones who recognised me and said they follow my work, and that's okay! The people who are really gonna be there for me are my audience. Some of you have been watching since the bookshelf days and even earlier. Now I'm on the red carpet at the Emmys and that's cool, but I know who put me here. You. Especially you, tumblr fanbase. (Best fanbase.)
So here's to many more glitzy events and slay fits, but I hope I always remember where I started and who got me where I am today
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#Emmys#slow horses#I met Nava Mau who's cool#also John Oliver#also Walton Goggins#oh and in case you were wondering#dress is by#ilkyaz ozel#glasses by#dita#accessories by#alexis bittar#styling by brian conway#HMU by Danny Rose#the accessories have to be returned lol I don't own those they lend you that shit for one night and then you ship it right back#oh and dawn from drag race who's super nice
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honestly hate how everyone just throws around the word porn addict now the moment you defend something nsfw having a right to exist. deeply mormon behaviour from ppl who label themselves queer
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Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38
#omw to sell it as scrap at Mick and Ralph’s#or for the gun runners maybe#oc: wesson-smith kelly#he’s awful he’s the worst he’s my little pookie bear#no time to listen to your plans or views on social economics#need money to loose at the slot machines#you bet the wrong horse in this race#no main quest side tasks only#I am in your walls stealing your loft insulation#do not talk to me#crime time 😎#all bundled up in the backseat of The Highwayman#the custom license place says $CAM1IN#fallout new vegas#fallout#courier six#courier 6#Robert house#fallout memes#fallout nv memes#fallout nv#so many tags#babygirl why are we talking about philosophy#no helgian dialects here I’m about to send ghoulies to the moon#exploding house with my mind#my courier is the worst I love him I hate him I would not let him in my house#fallout new vegas memes
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#d20edit#nsbu#dimension 20#d20#never stop blowing up#mygifs#izzy roland#rekha shankar#ally beardsley#russell feeld#usha rao#paula donvalson#race announcer secretly in love with one of the horses#d20 spoilers#nsbu spoilers#dropoutedit#nsbuedit
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Lil Nas X in custom Coach tour outfits
#lil nas x#coach#clothing#looks for protecting a precious red stone#looks for taking over the mafia#looks for fighting vampires#looks for a cross country horse race#MUSE: DIO / dio brando
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@officialrhysandweek Day 7 - Free Day
Following @praetorqueenreyna's vision I redrew some romantic comedy posters with a Rhysta flavor.
Happy Rhysand Week!
#my art#acotar#acotar fanart#rhysand#nesta archeron#rhysta#rhysandweek2024#praetorqueenreyna#i have no horse in the rhysta race but i will always support a friend#lol funny to realise how many romantic comedy posters are just#the couple + white bg#perfect for redraws really
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Artfight attack for ~Dio of Aman!
#art tag#digital art#art#illustration#artists on tumblr#my art#artwork#oc#original character#drawing#horse#equine#horse riding#horse art#race horse#racehorse#artfight#team seafoam#af 2024#artfight attack#artfight team seafoam#art fight#artfight 2024
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thinking about this book i found on archive.org that’s a kid’s book from the perspective of one of the ponies on the terra nova expedition. the ponies that sucked and were sickly and got shot and eaten. those ponies. never before have i been so mad a book wasn’t available to borrow i need to read this so badly.
#‘who will survive the race to the south pole’ none of the horses i’ll tell you that#i might hunt it down on libgen just for fun#(circus music starts)#🗺️
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Sebastian Vettel watches on from the Ferrari garage as Michael Schumacher spins out at the 2003 European GP
#it took me so long to find this footage because i thought it was from quali. but nope! it's from the race itself#sebastian vettel#baby bull in the horse stable#euro03#2003#my posts
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Hugh Taylor - Dont be in a Rush To Back His Selections 5th June
Further to my post on Bookies and Tipsters I will be following Hugh Taylors Tips and Backing each one for a £5.00 Profit with SkyBet. Not at the advised odds but at whatever odds are available at the time but because Skybet like to pay out on extra places and offer few races with Best Odds Guaranteed I will be backing them at SP with a stake that will give a £5.00 profit at the odds given at the…
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#arsenal#At The Races#Betfair Exchange#betfair trading#betting#Boosted bets#football#gambling#horse-racing#Hugh Taylor#Ladbrokes#nba#racing press selections#Racing Tipters#SkyBet#soccer#sports#sports-betting#Timeform
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Here are my Elias Bouchard headcanons
#sorry im having fun with this#horses are so expensive tho maybe his family wealth are from horse racing#i dont know if it's jonah or elias with this intrest i find both equally funny#the magnus archives#tma#mag#elias bouchard
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go go go chocobo!!
#horse girl cloud strife truthers unite#au where cloud never gets the black materia and meteorfall never happens#because he just gets real into chocobo breeding and racing.#the plot comes to a grinding halt.#actually wait. i think i'm just describing the average ffvii playthrough#ffvii#cloud strife#my art <3
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