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canât believe that horse is back in the fucking hospital
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I'm too tired to add on to every post freaking out about the horse's executive orders, what executive orders actually are. these are things he WANTS done but are not immediate. he can't do whatever the fuck he wants even if it seems that way.
some of them require Congress involvement to change legislation which will not happen overnight and can be fought. what limits insulin prices ("insulin cap") is legislation (S.146 - Cap Insulin Prices Act) that can't just suddenly be overturned without going through the process of passing a new one to repeal it and Lord knows that takes forever
so take that time to get on the horn and overwhelm your reps with your opinions and dissatisfaction about it. tell your family and friends to do the same. everyone i know is going to be pissed about the price cap repeal attempt so it's a fine time to start agitating everyone you know about it
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If there is one, and only one, thing to look forward to in the next four years it will be the sequel to the Horse in the Hospital bit.
#john mulaney#horse in the hospital#donald trump#election 2024#us elections#i need him to go nuclear#âWe almost lost the hospital last time-- AND YOU LET THE HORSE BACK IN?!â
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Donât you think if the horse is back in the hospital for a second time, it should be put down?
#us politics#donald trump#Elon musk#john mulaney#horse in the hospital#the horse is clearly too sick to let live#itâs the humane thing to do
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Can someone please explain to me why weâre letting the horse back in the hospital?
#john mulaney#america#us politics#election 2024#us elections#horse in the hospital#genuinely what the fuck
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Thereâs a Vita loose in the friendgroup. I think eventually everythingâs going to be okay, but I have no idea whatâs going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because thereâs a Vita loose on the moon trying to be friends. Itâs never happened before, no one knows what Vita is going to do next, least of all her. Sheâs never had friends before, sheâs as confused as you are.
Thereâs no experts. They try to find experts on the news. Theyâre like, âWeâre joined now by Sa who once was Vitaâs boss.â Get out of here with that shit! Weâve all seen Sa bossing Vita around. This is Vita trying to be friends.
When Vita is loose on the moon, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, âWhatâd Vita do?â The updates, theyâre not always bad. Sometimes theyâre just odd. Itâll be like, âVita shared a genuinely vulnerable part of herself?â I didnât know she knew how to do that.
The creepiest days are when you donât hear from Vita at all. Youâre up on Hyperion 11 like, âHey, has anyoneâŚHas anyone heardââ [imitates aya sound] Those are those quiet days when people are like, âIt looks like Vita has finally settled down.â And then ten seconds later Vita is like, âIâm gonna run towards the Dreamseeker and smash âem with my stiletto heels. Iâve got nice heels and telepathy, Iâm Vita!â
Thatâs what I thought youâd say, you dumb fucking god.
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Yâknow how the band continued playing as the Titanic sunk until the very end?
I feel like that.
Except itâs just me dancing on the bar of an on-fire tavern while blasting Poor Manâs Poison
#america#project 2025#trump administration#lgbtq#this is fine#horse in the hospital#elongated muskrat
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Seriously? Did they honestly expect someone better? Are they morons?
Hereâs why this pick is perfect for Trump:
1. Gaetz has also (like Trump) been credibly accused of rape. He lobbied Trump for a pre-emptive pardon for raping a minor and trafficking her, and heâs now even resigning Congress early to try and shut down their investigation. Heâs a perfect fit for Trump.
2. This is a loyalty test. Senators on the sides of the aisle despise Gaetz. A vote against him will land that senator on Trumpâs enemies list sooner than later. He thrives on hatred.
3. Trump doesnât care if any of his nominees are approved by the Senate anyway. He was perfectly fine having âActingâ directors in his first term when his nominees werenât approved and heâll be perfectly fine with it again. Thereâs no mechanism to keep them from doing their jobs without approval.
And Gabbard as DNI? JFC, what an idiot. The whole country is danger.
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good news, john mulaney fans. they convicted the hospital horse
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I can't believe we let the horse back into the hospital
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i cant do this right now, i opened up my reps' contact info in tabs so i can call tomorrow im
i have to do something else
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#john mulaney#no one knows what the horse is going to do next#horse in the hospital#horse#horse plinko#meme#lol
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"my country" who has broken nearly every oath it made to me" hit me like a ton of bricks
you're so right. fuck that shit!!! if "my" country wants an oath it better get on its knees with offerings and fucking grovel tbph
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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I canât wait for John Mulaney to go âWHO LET THE HORSE BACK IN THE HOSPITAL?â
On an unrelated note:
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ive been using a companion tag to my tag "horse in the hospital" which is "sand in the gears" to tag posts that are resistance-focused in case you are interested. feel free to bring posts like that to my attention as well o7 we're all in this sinking ship together after all
or if u do not want to see US news/politic posts at all feel free to filter it <3 please take care of urselves
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