#horse in the hospital
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poetry-written-in-blood ¡ 20 days ago
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can’t believe that horse is back in the fucking hospital
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boyslit ¡ 16 days ago
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I'm too tired to add on to every post freaking out about the horse's executive orders, what executive orders actually are. these are things he WANTS done but are not immediate. he can't do whatever the fuck he wants even if it seems that way.
some of them require Congress involvement to change legislation which will not happen overnight and can be fought. what limits insulin prices ("insulin cap") is legislation (S.146 - Cap Insulin Prices Act) that can't just suddenly be overturned without going through the process of passing a new one to repeal it and Lord knows that takes forever
so take that time to get on the horn and overwhelm your reps with your opinions and dissatisfaction about it. tell your family and friends to do the same. everyone i know is going to be pissed about the price cap repeal attempt so it's a fine time to start agitating everyone you know about it
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enby-denby ¡ 3 months ago
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If there is one, and only one, thing to look forward to in the next four years it will be the sequel to the Horse in the Hospital bit.
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victusinveritas ¡ 19 days ago
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dumpster-fire-chronicles ¡ 19 days ago
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Don’t you think if the horse is back in the hospital for a second time, it should be put down?
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7-ate-9 ¡ 3 months ago
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Can someone please explain to me why we’re letting the horse back in the hospital?
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phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing ¡ 5 months ago
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There’s a Vita loose in the friendgroup. I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a Vita loose on the moon trying to be friends. It’s never happened before, no one knows what Vita is going to do next, least of all her. She’s never had friends before, she’s as confused as you are.
There’s no experts. They try to find experts on the news. They’re like, “We’re joined now by Sa who once was Vita’s boss.” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen Sa bossing Vita around. This is Vita trying to be friends.
When Vita is loose on the moon, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, “What’d Vita do?” The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “Vita shared a genuinely vulnerable part of herself?” I didn’t know she knew how to do that.
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from Vita at all. You’re up on Hyperion 11 like, “Hey, has anyone…Has anyone heard–” [imitates aya sound] Those are those quiet days when people are like, “It looks like Vita has finally settled down.” And then ten seconds later Vita is like, “I’m gonna run towards the Dreamseeker and smash ’em with my stiletto heels. I’ve got nice heels and telepathy, I’m Vita!”
That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking god.
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argentavia ¡ 9 days ago
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Y’know how the band continued playing as the Titanic sunk until the very end?
I feel like that.
Except it’s just me dancing on the bar of an on-fire tavern while blasting Poor Man’s Poison
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corporationsarepeople ¡ 3 months ago
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Seriously? Did they honestly expect someone better? Are they morons?
Here’s why this pick is perfect for Trump:
1. Gaetz has also (like Trump) been credibly accused of rape. He lobbied Trump for a pre-emptive pardon for raping a minor and trafficking her, and he’s now even resigning Congress early to try and shut down their investigation. He’s a perfect fit for Trump.
2. This is a loyalty test. Senators on the sides of the aisle despise Gaetz. A vote against him will land that senator on Trump’s enemies list sooner than later. He thrives on hatred.
3. Trump doesn’t care if any of his nominees are approved by the Senate anyway. He was perfectly fine having “Acting” directors in his first term when his nominees weren’t approved and he’ll be perfectly fine with it again. There’s no mechanism to keep them from doing their jobs without approval.
And Gabbard as DNI? JFC, what an idiot. The whole country is danger.
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beanbotblogs ¡ 8 months ago
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good news, john mulaney fans. they convicted the hospital horse
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boyduroy ¡ 19 days ago
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I can't believe we let the horse back into the hospital
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boyslit ¡ 4 days ago
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i cant do this right now, i opened up my reps' contact info in tabs so i can call tomorrow im
i have to do something else
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empatheticquinoa ¡ 2 years ago
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boyslit ¡ 13 days ago
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tags by @demon-of-side-quest-hell
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"my country" who has broken nearly every oath it made to me" hit me like a ton of bricks
you're so right. fuck that shit!!! if "my" country wants an oath it better get on its knees with offerings and fucking grovel tbph
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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molonara ¡ 2 days ago
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I can’t wait for John Mulaney to go “WHO LET THE HORSE BACK IN THE HOSPITAL?”
On an unrelated note:
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boyslit ¡ 4 days ago
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ive been using a companion tag to my tag "horse in the hospital" which is "sand in the gears" to tag posts that are resistance-focused in case you are interested. feel free to bring posts like that to my attention as well o7 we're all in this sinking ship together after all
or if u do not want to see US news/politic posts at all feel free to filter it <3 please take care of urselves
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