dumpster-fire-chronicles
dumpster-fire-chronicles
The Dumpster Fire Chronicles
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 19 days ago
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Aggressive reminder that the very best revenge you can take is to live.
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 19 days ago
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Don’t you think if the horse is back in the hospital for a second time, it should be put down?
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 19 days ago
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If I may make a suggestion…
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 20 days ago
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"my poor innocent little meow meow" i whisper softly while stroking the hair of a fictional 50+ year old blood-covered man
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 20 days ago
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thank you hozier, thank you chappell roan, thank you charli xcx, thank you sabrina carpenter, thank you billie eilish, for giving me an unlimited list of song lyrics to use as titles for my super homoerotic fanfiction
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 20 days ago
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well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of rich white guys' actions that we're now all forced to deal with
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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releasing new books in expensive hardback form only, months before releasing the affordable paperback version, is a crime and should be illegal
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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fun fact: straight girls fetishising gay men is just as problematic and toxic as straight men fetishising lesbian women.
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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i know there's a lot of discourse and back and forth on whether or not Luigi Mangione is The Guy™ or if the cops involved in his case chose a random guy with a particularly damning history, but either way, regardless of if you believe he did it or not, I think we should all agree to *say* he didn't so that he doesn't go to prison for it
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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not following anyone and trusting the complete lack of algorithm to find the people who need this blog the most
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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i learned how to spell chronicles for this blog
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dumpster-fire-chronicles · 1 month ago
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the feminine urge to create a whole new blog that no one you personally know in real life follows you on
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