#horse girl dad

[twiggiesketches]

I just wanted to draw them wearing dorky dad sweaters

[palalabu]

"I was never lucky enough to wear Ralph Lauren when I was growing up; it was almost like too nice for me to wear."

why is this guy cosplaying to be poor??

[andy-clutterbuck]

✨ the actual 2024 Oscar winner for Best Picture ✨

[lunavos]

Just watched 6x18 Frontierland and. Was horseback riding included in the John Winchester Training Regiment™ or is Sam just able to naturally ride a horse. One of the many college courses he took at Stanford.

[brave-and-gentle]

Girl dad!Jean Kirstein - Halloween Party Edition

Look I know it’s not the season but I need to infect everyone with these images *right now*

Eren and Mikasa have invited everyone to their annual Halloween party.

Your 4-year-old daughter’s latest obsession is Toy Story, so she dresses up as Jesse and asks Jean to dress up as, well, her horse, Bullseye.

Jean doesn’t bat an eye at this request. He’s fully embraced it. He gets one of those stupid horse masks and everything.

Ironically, your daughter has no inkling of the horse face nickname Eren bestowed upon him back in college.

Your daughter requests that you and Sasha dress up as her other obsession, Anna and Elsa from Frozen. You and your best friend happily oblige.

When you arrive at the party, Eren busts out laughing at Jean and points out that he doesn’t need the horse mask. For once, Jean takes it in stride and calmly tells Eren to shove it.

At the party, you and Sasha sip margaritas and giggle at Jean crawling around the floor with your daughter on his back. This man has committed to the bit and he is proud!

Jean gives Eren the side eye because his two boys, dressed as Power Rangers, are rough housing a bit too close to your daughter for his comfort.

Jean and Reiner give each other a respectful nod. Reiner is dressed up as Appa and his daughter is Katara.

After a couple of hours, your daughter and Reiner’s daughter are both passed out on the couch. “How much candy did you let her have??” You demand as Jean picks her up ever so gently to keep her asleep. He gives you a sheepish look and says “I couldn’t tell her no!”

On the car ride home, Jean places a hand on your inner thigh and slowly slides up. “So, how’d you like to ride this horse when we get home?”

[birdricks]

every member of the smith/sanchez family is autistic and queer. see my vision

[jesschalamet]

this feels like falling in love.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

HC Legend and HC Warriors + horse :)

My good thing is that I went back to my dad’s house and the week has been brighter ever since :)))))

"They really are majestic," Warriors commented as he watched the horse of Lon Lon Ranch graze.

"I used to ride," Legend said with a smile. "That was a while ago, though."

"You should talk to Time and Malon," Wars suggested. "I'm sure they'd let you ride one."

Legend huffed. "And fall flat on my ass so you can laugh at me? Like hell. I'm more than happy to watch from here."

"Wow," Warriors huffed dramatically, putting a hand to his heart. "So little faith in your own abilities."

Legend's face reddened. "That's not what I--"

"You must have really sucked at horseback riding back in the day, all those decades ago."

"It wasn't decades--"

"Maybe you just don't ride anymore because the horse was embarrassed to let you near it."

"That's it!" Legend snapped, whirling on him. "We're both going through an obstacle course on horseback."

Warriors smirked. "You're on."

It was honestly a miracle neither of them died, but the person in greatest peril was poor Twilight, who laughed and wheezed so hard as he watched Warriors try to navigate anything on horseback while Legend tried too hard to show off with too rusty skills that Time and Malon were afraid the poor man had bust a rib.

[cowgurrrl]

Okay but I’m genuinely so excited to see more of Gabriel Luna’s Tommy because I know he’s gonna be so fucking scary in the second season

[rabbithaver]

HOLY SHIT THESE ARE BOTH EXCELLENT THANK YOU KYLE

[danganronpa96]

Bojack and Jessie are Natsuki’s foster parents real 🔥🔥🔥 They take care of the scrunkly

pov you are the adoption agency receptionist (you are about to tell them they can't adopt over the counter)

[nostalgicfun]

July 14, 1999

[kittyp333]

❧ who drivin this bus

[justaway-dashedaway]

leaked design of air eminem in uma musume

[killmekittenxx]

so in sync you gasp in harmony watching a movie

[findafight]

*sighs* You had to say “Seabiscuit”, didn’t you?

Okay, so every now and then, Charles puts a flat cap on ad tells the kids they’re going for a drive (Sue giving him a flat stare every time because it’s been Years, Charles, I know you’re going to the horse track, you don’t have to go through this song and dance every time). He genuinely has fun just watching the races, talking with other people, working out the odds, but *very* rarely makes bets, and when he does they’re pathetically small - one of the bookies used to jokingly ask if he was placing bets for the kids. (The closest either kid has come is when they were *very* small and he’d get them too choose names that they liked the sound of).

When they’re kids, it makes Lucas feel grown up (especially thinking like it’s a secret that they’re trusted to keep from Sue) and Erica likes the horses.

(She absolutely gets the Horse Girl gene from Charles - Sue had a bad experience with them as a kid and it’s part of the reason that Erica doesn’t go horse riding)

Anyway, at one point Steve gets invited (dragged) along. Lucas is apologetic because, yeah, he likes spending time with his Dad and it’s kind of their tradition, but it’s a little boring these days. Erica, still very much a Horse Girl, but also recognising an opportunity and laying groundwork, is not.

This is how the Sinclairs learn that Steve is actually pretty good at math when the has the motivation. Or at least, mental arithmetic and statistics. Which makes sense when Lucas thinks about some of the conversations that they’ve had about basketball.

This being said, Steve follows Charles’ example and doesn’t really make bets. Except sometimes for beer/wine (with Charles) or brownies (Erica - who copes with losing by reminding Steve that he *still* owes her ice cream, and really, she should be getting the brownies anyway).

Hehehe

Charles pretending it's a secret and I'm just imagining that episode of Malcom in the Middle where Hal takes the boys to Nascar (and wears the visor and gets Nascar sunburnt on his forehead. Iconic hal looks.) Like it's CLEAR Sue knows where they're going but also knows part of the fun for them is thinking she doesn't.

They go to watch the horses and chat and maybe Charles or Steve is able to sweet talk someone to let Erica pet some of them! She is woman enough to admit that it was super cool and she got to feed one a carrot. Betting with each other and maybe like max five bucks once in a blue moon if they're feeling particularly lucky and Steve's figured good odds on a horse.

Do you think they like show jumping? I think they could really get into that too. Maybe Lucas likes that more because there more happening and more turning and jumping etc? Maybe when she was little Erica was so so so upset she wasn't allowed to ride horses (both safety concern wise and money wise) because she desperately wanted to be an equestrian jumper.

Sue gets to do the same by sneaking them to college basketball games maybe.