#horrorswap!sans stone

[rosescries]

Hello, idk if you've done this yet but since the last ask about the mob skeletons, I've been wondering what are the horror skeletons' reactions to finding their soulmate and if they all share the same one, how do they feel about it?

Well I believe the post you're referencing is actually from an abandoned story. That's not really how the mob skeletons would react to meeting their SOULmate normally, just how they would react in that context. (Mc, their SOULmate, is dead and hanging on by a thin thread that Guns forcibly wrapped around her SOUL.)

But I'll still answer. Just had to say that for clarification.

Grey (Horrortale Sans) is thrilled honestly. He.. honestly didn't think he'd ever be lucky enough to have one, much less be able to find them. He does.. feel a little bad they're stuck with him, but he's still content. And he'd be happy to share, with his brother. Thinks that'd probably be for the best honestly! Not so much anyone else. Sharing with his dad... that's weird.

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus) would be thrilled too. He shares the same doubts as his brother, but he's better at masking it. He doesn't mind sharing either, he'd be delighted that his wonderful SOULmate has so many people that care for them. But also... he'd prefer it's just him and his brother. Less nerve wracking that way.

Teddy (Horrortale Gaster) is just happy to have someone. He'd probably be a bit clingy, and worried about scaring them, but happy after being stuck in the void for so long. But he'd... pretty much not infer if his sons have the same SOULmate as him. He won't get in their way.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans) is practically in tears, but he probably startles his SOULmate on first meeting. His brother will probably have to explain what's going on to them and why he's basically crowding them. He'd be more than happy to share with his brother, but only him. He'd rather dust his father for real than share anything with him.

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) is..... a bit overwhelmed. He's pretty happy and content to find them, but he doesn't actually really know what to.. do. Or how to go about this. He does think they'd be better off with someone else, but it's.. Well, he'll see where it goes. He wouldn't mind sharing with his brother, but not his father.

Brass (Horrorfell Gaster) is ecstatic. He's been alone for so long, he's so happy to find his SOULmate. Someone who couldn't leave, or so he thinks. He will not share however, with anyone. And it's... pretty overwhelming for his SOULmate.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) is very happy. He feels very fortunate and maybe a bit.. unworthy, but that's just a passing feeling. He wasn't expecting them, but how could he not accept if they're willing too? He wouldn't mind sharing, as long as they make time for him too.

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) is in a bit of.. disbelief. He can't believe he actually has one, nor that they'd really be willing to be with or get to know him. He may unintentionally put up a bit of a wall between them. He's not much of a fan of the idea, but he'll share. He'll really only want to with his family though.

Bird (Horrorswap Gaster) is a bit in shock, but also a bit... uncaring? I wouldn't say he isn't happy to find them, but he's not really.. all there? Well, he'd actually find it a good thing that he shares his SOULmate with others. He tends to disappear for long amounts of time, so they'll have others to distract them from his absence.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) is kind of relieved, but also a little wary. He's definitely going to charm and get to know them, but it'll take a bit before he feels close to them. But he's happy to have found them all the same. He won't share with his father though, he'd rather kill the bastard officially and be done with him. And he'd only be willing to actually share with a select few people, after extensive talk about it. His brother definitely though.

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) is really happy, though he may not seem like it. But he'd act so casual that it seems like he expected this to happen all along. He feels incredibly lucky and can't believe this is actually happening. He wouldn't mind sharing.

Wraith (Horrorswapfell Gaster) "doesn't care." He's more annoyed than anything, but mainly by the way he's desperate to cling to them. He doesn't want to care, but he simply does. He won't share either, absolutely not.

Sunny (Horror G!Sans) is absolutely delighted! He's very happy to find them! What a stunning person, and they're his too. What luck! He wouldn't mind sharing them, after all they're so wonderful. Anyone would be lucky to have them by their side!

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus) is kinda shocked. He'll be a confused concoction of distancing himself from them, at least as much as the bond can take, and being overwhelmingly protective to the point no one with even a drop of ill intent will be able to get within a mile of them. His SOULmate will be getting a lot of mixed messages. He'd actually be relieved for them to have multiple SOULmates, especially if one was his brother.

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans) is actually a bit overwhelmed by the realization. He'd likely avoid them for a certain time, as long as he can take. Simply because.. he doesn't know what to do about it. He doesn't know how actual relationships work and there's no damn way he wants to be touched by anyone he doesn't know anymore. But then there's the opposite feeling of wanting them now. He'd be relieved to share them with someone else, mainly so he can figure out what the fuck to do.

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) feels pretty much the same as Poppy does. He confused and full of conflicting feels. An overwhelming sense of relief and curiosity, but also a lot of dread and apprehension. He wants to figure it out though, and get to know them. After all, this is the person that was supposedly made for him. They wouldn't hurt him, right? He wouldn't mind sharing either, it'd be a bit of a relief.

Dahlia (Horrorlust Gaster) is actually pretty happy. He's not as reserved as his sons, he'd be pretty happy to dive right in and welcome them with open arms. He's very curious about them, wants to get to know everything about them. He'd be happy to share too, and help his sons get comfortable with them.

[popatochisssp]

I have a question!!! What would it take to get the more stoic boys (like Ell, Merc, Nemo, Vi and King—and anyone else you want to add) to crack a smile?

So you want to make the stony faces crack a smile, huh? An admirable goal!

I went ahead and picked out the most stoic skeletons I could think of, and the best way to get them to break and laugh for you—or at least grin…

King (Horrorfell Papyrus)  – He’s a tough nut to crack, but if you don’t happen to have a clever wit to banter back and forth with him, using your sharpest ripostes and most stinging barbs, physical comedy is actually your best bet. He’s a bit of a sadist and has just enough of a mean streak to always find it funny when someone falls, or walks into a pole, or really any other form of slapstick as a result of someone’s clumsiness or inattention. He generally has enough grace to rein his visible amusement in, but if you ever see some sort of petty accident waiting to happen, do point it out—or be the clumsy fool yourself, you just might see an undignified snicker.

Merc (Horrorswap Sans) – He actually has a great sense of humor and joy, so he does already smile quite a bit! Just…because of his condition, he has to keep in control of his emotions, so those smiles are small and slow and restrained, lest he feel too much and lose his handle on himself. That said, the element of surprise is crucial to winning the big and real reactions from him, catching him off-guard so he doesn’t see it coming and can’t mount an internal defense against it. Non sequiturs and unexpected punchlines work great for this, but are best used sparingly—both to keep the element of surprise at play, and to keep his discomfort from getting a little melty to a minimum.

Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus) – In spite of his often surly or sour mood, he’s not especially difficult to amuse. Probably his favorite thing, though, is anything that happens to be unintentionally funny—as in, something that was not meant to be comedic but, by circumstance or execution or some other factor, has just completely missed the mark and has worked its way around to funny. Really badly outdated special effects or especially hokey dialogue in shows and movies tend to work well in getting him to smile, but he’s liable to bark out a laugh for signs and billboards and such that should not have been placed next to each other, or if you share with him something stupid and out of touch that a celebrity or politician may have said.

Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) – He’s only deceptively hard to get a smile out of. He’s often anxious, or in guard-dog mode, thinking about things that could happen, and what he’d have to do in the event of X, Y, or Z, which has the Resting Bitch Face out in full force…but he’s far from a heart of stone. When he’s relaxed and comfortable, he’ll smile about pretty much anything, even just for it being a kind of nice day outside. …But if you want to see him smile even when he's not entirely chill, all it really takes is some kids, or maybe a funny animal. Seeing kids goofing around doing kid things, or a puppy dog up to some puppy type antics, he has a hard time not smiling for that.

Spectr (Transcendtale Sans) – He’s a very, very tough one, almost the poster skeleton for ‘nothing to smile about in my life.’ He’s definitely lost in his own existentialism a lot, or the opposite and trying not to think about more than what’s directly in front of him, which does make it pretty difficult to get a laugh out of him. Still, he can’t quite help himself when it comes to skeleton-based jokes and puns—it’s tired, old material, sure, but very comforting and familiar, and he likes to hear it. It’s not a guaranteed laugh if you hit him with some humerus wordplay, but he’s pretty likely to be smiling behind his mask, and even likelier to throw you a bone and respond in kind.

Tank (Underfell Fruition Papyrus) – With him, it’s a little bit like getting one of those palace guards to crack a smile—it’s not so much that he’s humorless, just that he’s (until recently) not been allowed to show a response…and as a related issue, he’s not at all familiar with social cues and doesn’t always realize a certain response is expected of him. Because of that, one of the best ways to get him to smile is to explain a joke for him, or just let him know that what was said was a joke. It’s easier for him to feel comfortable expressing his amusement if he knows for sure that he was meant to be amused, but as for a specific preference of humor… Well, he actually really likes skeleton-related puns and jokes, too! His brother used to tell them all the time when they were younger and since he wasn’t around long enough to use them to death those are very fond memories!

Vi (Swapfell Fruition Sans) – Now he’s the poster skeleton for ‘nothing to smile about in my life,’  and consequently, not very easy at all to coax a smile from. He’s too into the habit of keeping his most important and genuine feelings off his face to be fully comfortable smiling over just anything. If someone knows that something makes him happy, it can be taken away from him, after all. …But if whatever he’s smiling about is something vague, deprived of its context and mysterious to anyone who isn’t in the know… His fastest and easiest smiles are the ones that come from inside jokes, funny moments that maybe he didn’t laugh about at the time, but will freely grin and reference later with just a ‘YOU HAD TO BE THERE’ to anyone else prying for more context. He likes secrets, and the ones he can share with you are the most fun.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

The boys are playing Minecraft together

Classic Papyrus proposed a nice afternoon playing Minecraft with everyone. What could possibly go wrong.

Undertale Sans - He's not really good at this game, but damn he is lucky. He like mined two blocks and find an entire mine made of diamonds. Since they were so many, Sans assumed it was just some not so useful rocks and throw them in the lava later, right in front of Nox, screaming like someone was killing him. Now he's just confused. What do you mean they are other ores? Do you mean the green stones? He has plenty too, he thought they were weird looking salads. Nox takes out his sword and attacks him.

Undertale Papyrus - With Blue, he's taking care of building complex traps with redstone all around the base. This way, no creeper will spawn into the house. Except, after some time, there are so much puzzles and traps everywhere that it is impossible to walk to the base. That doesn't help that Papyrus made all of his puzzles random because it's more fun this way.

Underswap Sans - After the others asked (yellet at) Papyrus and him to stop create new puzzles, Blue decided to follow Nox on exploration. That pissed off the skeleton, because he kept picking flowers and not useful stuff. That's when Blue got the best idea. Since Nox is so scared of ghosts, he's going to give him a good lesson. He disconnects and go search how to transform himself into Herobrine.

Underswap Papyrus - He is on his own, he thinks it's more fun. He's exploring caves to find some diamonds, but somehow, he can't find any. Then Sans joined him, since Nox rejected him, and then suddenly, they both found a entire cave made of diamonds blocks. Honey and Sans decide to create their own business. If the others wants diamonds, it's five enderpearls. They have infinite stocks since Sans just has to mine two blocks in one direction to find more.

Underfell Sans - He's part of the building team, with the Dancetale and the Outertale brothers. They're trying to create the best house possible. Red is taking care of the bedrooms. He's surprisingly good at that. He thought he wouldn't have the patience, but it's pretty fun when you're building with talented people.

Underfell Papyrus - He's the new security chief after Papyrus and Blue transformed the surrounding into a trap disaster. With Papyrus and Delta, he's chasing all the monsters getting too close from the base. But not skeletons. He thinks it's offensive they are naked and it's making him uncomfortable so he is avoiding them at all costs. Creepers though? These are some challenge.

Horrortale Sans - So, at first, he was following the others, then he got distracted by a pretty bee, and now he is all alone in the middle of nowhere, trying to find a way. At least, he found some weird ancient temple and a funny looking portal. He managed to hunt some Enderman down and then open a portal. He didn't mean to jump in, but a silverfish pushed him in. And that's how Oak finds himself all alone in the End, facing the Enderdragon without any weapon. Welp.

Horrortale Papyrus - He noticed after one hour that his brother disappeared. As the good brother he is, Willow went to search for him, without knowing he was heading in the opposite direction. When he tried to go back, he got lost, and now he is wandering into the Mountains with goats, trying to get integrated because they seem better companions than his actual companions.

Horrorfell Sans - Have you tried playing Minecraft with one hand? Copper is struggling so hard. He's tired of fighting, he just wants something simple and peaceful to do. So, with the horrorswap and the farmtale brothers, he created a huge farm. He's in charge of the building, and he is having fun making little houses for all the animals the others are bringing in.

Horrorfell Papyrus - Chief wanted to have fun alone, so he went to explore the map. After two hours, he spots Willow on a Mountain, all alone, jumping with goats. They decided to create a little zoo with Mountain goats, axolotls, pandas and polar bears. It's pretty chill and they are getting even closer than they are usually. After that afternoon, they will definitely do it again.

Horrorswap Sans - He's working on the farm too! He's in charge of capturing their first animals in the wild to fill the enclosures. Nugget finds two cows, some sheeps, rabbits, chicken... And then he discovered you can befriend the wolves. That's how the other saw him come back after one hour wondering where he went with 50 dogs, so proud of himself. The farm is full of dogs now, you can walk two foot before bumping into one.

Horrorswap Papyrus - Pumpkin is so happy he doesn't need to talk to get understand for once. He's working on the farm too. He's taking care of the animals with Ben, and it's getting a bit out of hand. They are both happy to see babies animals, but they don't want to kill any, so pretty quickly all the enclosures are overpopulated and there are so much chicken and dogs that the game is laging. Eventually, they are heartbroken when Sam send them in the wild to pick berries and then, when they came back, half of the animals are steaks. He leaves the farm with Ben to create a new farm elsewhere. That's what you get.

Swapfell Sans - He's circled by idiots. Blue can't organize his inventory and Sans just doesn't understand what diamonds are worthing. He's on his own, mining in a cave to make profit. That's when he appeared first. Herobrine. With his white creepy eyes, right behind some diamonds. Nox jumps so hard behind his computer and ran away from the cave. Herobrine is following him everywhere, and he is sending him messages too, and throws lava at him. Nox is panicked. When he finds the base by miracle, all the others can hear is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in a high pitched voice. But Nox is alone. Blue stopped chasing him so everyone think he is crazy. It's working. When Nox tries to explain he meets Herobrine, everyone is laughing at him. Nox disconnects, he's too scared. Then Blue send him a anonymous email telling "i'm still here - H." Nox goes into his own cave and locks himself into his bunker. He's never playing that game again. Goodbye world.

Swapfell Papyrus - Rus built a boat and now he is voguing on the seas. He found a weird temple under the water, but regret it when a huge white fantom fish attacked him. He found a little spot under the bottom of the sea and he is now digging in a random direction to flee, but the fantom fish keeps put slow spells on him and he can't dig normally. It's going to take some time.

Outertale Sans - He's part of the building team! He's working on the garden, trying to harmonize the colours and making a nice little playground. He even built Shrek's toilets at the end of it with a dirty pond where dolphins are dying swimming. He thinks it's cool.

Outertale Papyrus - He's in charge of the storage, in the cave. He's making sure everything is where it's supposed to be in the chests, and he tries to make everything as clear as possible so no one will fucked it up. The second Rambo came in, he throw all his dirt into the stone chest and now Sun is cringing so hard. When he's coming back, Sun trapped the ground and Rambo fell into lava with all the diamonds Nox stole Sans and asked him to put in a chest. Woops.

Dancetale Sans - Rambo is on the building team too! He's taking care of the facade of the building, but because of his perfectionism, he can't get exactly what he wants and it's frustrating him a lot. He keeps changing materials and he is doing a mess about it, and it's starting to piss off his coworkers. But thank god, Nox allowed him to have a break to put diamonds in the chests, only to die because of Sun, and then he got absolutely destroyed by Nox and banned of the house. Rambo is angry, and so he goes to see the Mafiafell boys, who are messing with everyone. He wants them to pay. H A R D.

Dancetale Papyrus - He's working on the living-room inside the house, but he found out you can make a dancefloor thanks to redstone and he is stuck on that for three hours. Contrary to the other Papyrus, Salsa is struggling so hard with redstone and can't find how to make it work. The floor keeps acting like a trampoline and everyone stepping on this is jumping uncontrolably until they glitch, fall of the world and die. That's problematic.

Dancefell Sans - He's exploring with his brother, since Tango is recording his adventure. They are both commenting about mineshafts when suddenly, Herobrine runs right in front of them. Now, Rumba is brave, but he's not brave enough for this shit. Tango wants to have a better view, so Rumba pushes him and run in the opposite direction. He hates that game, it's way too creepy.

Dancefell Papyrus - He wants to catch Herobrine. All his followers are holding their breathe as he is chasing the creepy pasta's character. Then Herobrine stops, and starts building something in the distance. Tango hides, and comments on how Herobrine is trying to pass a message, obviously, and that's a rare thing caught on camera. But then Herobrine built a dick and all his reputation is ruined. Tango is screaming, outraged. On the other side of his computer, Blue is having the best time of his life. It was the best idea he ever had.

Farmtale Sans - He's in charge of the farm with the Horrorswap brothers, and he's taking care of the fields. Now, Sam maybe was a little bit carry away. Since he wanted his fields to be productive he made them huge. Like, very, very huge. At least, the animals never feel a lack of food, there's so much there is not enough chests to stock everything. With his fields and Ben and Pumpkin massive farm animals reproduction, Sam can't play the game anymore. He's walking a block after a block, every two minutes. So he took a radical decision. Once his brother and Pumpkin left, he killed half of the animals, and so that his computer can breathe again. Now, Ben and Pumpkin are a bit angry and they left, leaving him alone with Nugget. Oh well. But then they started a concurrent farm??? Now, Sam is nice and all, but this, it's just betrayal. He's going to ruin their crops with fire.

Farmtale Papyrus - After the horrible mass genocide his brother did on his cows, Ben and Pumpkin made their own farm, and they even found horses! But then, they spotted Sam entering their fields and trying to burn everything. This is war. Pumpkin and Ben make their 200 dogs attack Sam. He can fight one or two, but he is soon completely lost in a field of dogs and die. Ben is giving all of his dog a chicken. Since they're dead now, at least they can be useful. Sam learned his lesson at least.

Mafiatale Sans - All he wants is chaos. At first, he wanted to explode Papyrus' traps with TNT, but then Papyrus shoo him away, too wary for his own good. So with his brother, Demon worked on another plan. They plant trees all around the base, to make a huge forest. And then, at the moment the others are the least expecting it, they set everything on fire. The fire spread in only a few minutes, consumming all the forest and a bit of the farms, forcing Sam, Ben, Pumpkin and Nugget to work together again to save their houses. Truly machiavelic.

Mafiatale Papyrus - Once everything is set on fire, Creeper stabs his brother in the back. Demon looks at him, shocked, confused and disgusted. How could he? The truth is that during the time they plant trees, Demon didn't stop stupid puns between his name and every fucking creepers they crossed road with. And that was too much. He ended the plan, because he has honour, but he can't get farther away.

Mafiafell Sans - He's bored, and won't stop messing with everyone, until Rambo came to him because he got evicted from the house project and he is salty. Fang is too bored to pass this opportunity. They attack some pillagers, then lead them to the house. Now the house is underattack and the pillagers are destroying everything, while the building team is screaming over the loss of their hard work. Then Fang let go a maniacal laughter. Rambo tried to mimicate him but choke.

Mafiafell Papyrus - He doesn't get it. He's sitting in his living room, with a book name "My craft" and he is waiting for the others, but no one is coming. He was pretty sure that's what they were supposed to do? Wasn't it an activity about crafting or something? Are they all dead? Should he do something about it? Torpedo is starting to worry a little bit.

Ink - He didn't know what to do until he spotted Error, fishing. Now, this looks like a great opportunity. Ink sneaks behind him, then hits him in the back. Error falls into the water, then Ink just R U N. Error is not far behind him, a enchanted diamond sword in hand. Error won't stop chasing him until he kill him, and then he will find his spawnpoint and spawnkill him again and again and again. Ink can't stop laughing hysterically behind his computer. He desserve it, he can't really lie.

Error - He was for once enjoying the game, since it's all peaceful and all. He hunted some animals, then he built himself a nice little woodtree house, and then he decided to try fishing. That's when that little shit found him and decided to ruin his day. Error is so mad he won't rest until Ink has to ragequit because Error won't stop killing him right where he spawns with his lvl 30 enchanted diamond sword. For once, he has power, and he won't stop abusing of it. D I E.

Disbelief Papyrus - He's helping where he can. He did some build at first, but then Edge needed people to kill monsters, so he went to help. He tried to get a bit closer from him, but that didn't really work since Edge is in full royal guard captain mode and considers him like fresh meat to sacrifice to the enemy. So Delta left him to explore. Eventually, he found Willow and Chief's little zoo, and they happily offer him a tour. At least, they are nice with him, and he shyly comes out of his shell and talks to them to make friends. It's super effective. Willow cries when he learned his story, horrified, and literally adopt him as a second brother in the next two minutes. Once the afternoon is over, Willow rushes to meet him in real life and they talked all the evening after that.

Dustale Sans - Dune noticed how Oak got lost, and he followed him. At first, he wanted to kill him, because, you know, he was ALONE and SCARED. But then Oak finds some weird temple and Dune got curious, even more when Oak disappear into a weird portal. So... Dune jumped behind him. He got attacked by the enderdragon and ran for ten minutes before falling in a hole in the ground... Where Oak is hiding too. They are both looking at each other, a bit confused and without any idea of how to escape this hell. None of them is talking. This is so awkward.

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

Horrorswap Sans Satyr

Sans =

Name: Periwinkle

Species: Herdwick sheep and Fainting goat

Size:  1.2-2.10 feet tall(fullsize) 4-6 inches tall(mini) 5.10 - 9 feet tall(bara)

Personality: loyal, helpful, exitable, affectionate, 

Likes: climbing, playing outside, family time, digging,

Dislikes: being alone, being bored, aggressive bitties/people,

Compatibility: they don’t need as much space as other styrs or as much outside time, but they do enjoy it, 

They are a good fit for people with a small house/apartment as long as they can go on a walk ever 2-4 days,

They don’t need as many places to climb and are perfectly happy with stepping stones to hop on

They can get excited very easily,

They love to spend time with their herd mates,

They love to help,

They can get very cuddly with their herd mates,

Feeding habits: Styrs mainly are herbivores, horror Styrs can eat meat, Periwinkles like tacos

Additional info: Periwinkles like having more then one type of puzzle toy to choose from,

Zone: N/A, Plains,

In Universe: Periwinkles are seen as cute and helpful,

Difficulty: basic

Features:

Main colors: blue, grey, white, black, brown,

Secondary colors: blue, grey, white, black, brown,

Extra: 2 - 4 horns

Additional info: piebald, and darker main body and lighter legs and head/face and the most common color variations,

[tally-kiza]

Horrortale and Horrorfell Headcanons

After making some Horrorswap and Horrorswapfell headcanons, I decided to try my hand at Horrorfell and Horrortale hc’s!

(this is slightly edited and revised as of 02/07/2020 so if things seem different than before, thats why)

Horrorfell Papyrus (Voss)

- Years of struggling to survive have tempered his ego and grandiose. He doesn't have the energy to loudly trumpet his own greatness anymore.

- Fights with unruly Snowdin-folk have left his teeth oddly-spaced, cracked and crooked, and a collage of small cracks along his bones and skull.

- After Undyne became queen and began her tyranny, she and Pap got into a terrible fight, which lead to Sans's cracked skull and the loss of Papyrus’s hand. The loss made surviving that much harder, but makeshift prosthetics certainly helped.

- Still the responsible one. (When they’re Underground) he cooks food for himself, Sans, and Snowdin. Sets up very gorey and deadly traps to capture humans. Motivates Sans enough to keep him from dusting. Reports to Undyne daily. Keeps her wrath out of Snowdin.

- Once, when he caught a particularly fierce monster trying to steal food, he attempted to dust them, but the monster fought back and punched a section of Pap’s jaw. Those bones, being too weak from malnutrition, shattered, leaving only half his jaw, only one cheekbone, and vision in only one of his eyes. Talking was very painful for him afterwards, and even when he does get a prosthetic jaw, he never says much, and rarely if ever yells.

- The injury caused blindness in one of his eyes. He was already partially-blind in the other eye from a scar, and with this new jaw injury, it left his vision so poor that he’s legally blind.

- Generally very serious. Resting face is just (눈_눈). After all he's been through, not much can faze him. Rarely ever smiles or laughs, and is easily irritated. He may not be able to yell anymore to express that irritation, but boy does he have a glare that could turn you to stone.

- On the surface, he's still the one taking care of him and his brother. 

- Gets his teeth fixed with braces on the surface--even though he hates how stupid he thinks he looks for the entire 2-year process, he has to admit he’s happy that he’ll be in less pain soon.

- Is given a seeing eye and therapy dog to help him and his brother. Voss says he doesn't need one, that's he's perfectly fine, but he can't deny that it makes his life easier and a heck of a lot nicer. Paps is also pleasantly surprised when the dog comforts Sans when he dissociates, and himself when his thoughts start spiraling and the dark days catch up to him. 

- Both of them try to train it into being a guard/attack dog, but attempts have been unsuccessful (i.e. the dog is sweet as heck and doesn't have a mean bone in its body.)

- While he's not particularly fond of humans, he doesn't outright avoid them like his brother does. But he is, however, the king of passive aggression, and with his irritability, there’s no telling what untoward comments or petty revenge he may hoist upon an unsuspecting human.

- Loves filling out sudoku and crossword puzzles. They’re a nice way to unwind and stretch his brain muscles. It’s almost frightening how fast he can complete them. And he has a shockingly good track record for getting them 100% right almost every time!

- An amazing cook. Can make a gourmet meal out of food scraps. But he doesn’t enjoy it much anymore. It’s just a duty, like everything else. Before the famine, he loved cooking; it was his passion, but then it was... soured for him.

- Despises not being productive, so he works a lot, at the job that makes him happiest: a plant nursery! Weeding, watering, planting trees, etc, it all seems so very mundane but it’s just... such a nice reprieve from the stress he’s used to. He loves helping things grow and flourish instead of destroying them.

Horrorfell Sans (Rem)

- Will eat anything. A N Y T H I N G. Even if it isn't edible. He doesn't go out of his way to do it, but there were times during the famine when there wasn’t any choice.

- Basically a big ol' teddy bear. His closest friends will receive unexpected tsundere cuddles. He’s fluffy no matter how hard he denies it.

- Feels very awkward generally. He doesn't know what to do with himself on the surface. He also tends to says all the wrong things at all the wrong times. Also occassionally blunt and straightforward. Almost rudely so. Doesn’t care much about people’s feelings, he just wants them to know the facts.

- Doesn't make friends easily. Basically ignores most humans on the surface until his brother makes Sans get off his ass and be a contributing member of society. Is openly hostile to humans at first, but after a few years he relaxes around them more.

- If, by some miracle, you actually befriend him and his brother he'll defend you within an inch his life. He doesn’t take friendships and closeness lightly, and if he trusts you enough, he won’t let anything bad happen to you.

- The underground was very aggressive, and you could get attacked at any time, so napping was a no-go. On the surface, however, once he feels safe, he will nap. ALL. THE. TIME. There is no waking him before he is ready.

- He's not in the best state of mind, so he probably won't ever get a full time job, but he'll probably do odd jobs once in a while. Something easy with heavy lifting or where he can slack off.

- The hole in his head gave him memory problems worse than HT Sans's. If you tell him something, Sans could very well forget it almost 5 minutes later. Gets lost often and forgets where he is, so his brother tags around with him a lot to help keep Sans on track.

- Luckily writing things down is a pretty good solution to that, so he keeps a lot of pencils and notebooks around for when he needs to jot down notes to remember.

- Much like Red, Rem adores video games. The former prefers horror and competitive games where he can whup the asses of anyone he wants, whereas the latter likes more casual stress-free games like Candy Crush and Angry Birds -- Rem’s had enough stress for one lifetime, he doesn’t want any more of it. So the more casual ones are his favorites. 

- Collects objects! Mostly little knickknacks and trinkets he finds, like marbles, tickets, stamps, even slow globes! His otherwise sparse room is filled with these and he loves every one of them.

- After Undyne smashed his skull in, it took a part of his eye socket too, so he's blind in that eye now. His other eye is bright red and dilated just like HT Sans’s eye.

- Thinking is so hard sometimes... so he doesn’t talk much anymore. And he still loves puns and jokes but making them is harder these days because of his injury. The easiest ones for him are knock-knock jokes, so he has a set of bone-themed ones that he memorized a long time ago to shoot off whenever appropriate.

- Has occasional episodes where he depersonalizes and derealizes. The world around him gets fuzzy and its hard to think and react. Those moments are... distressing. Once in a while, he’ll also have black-out fits of rage, mostly triggered by the site of heavy bleeding -- but his brother can usually talk him down from those. 

- Like all the others, the famine left him really messed up. He doesn't like thinking about it, and even though he doesn’t regret doing what he had to to survive, the guilt still eats him up sometimes...

Horrortale Sans (Mars)

- Quiet and observant. When he gets to the surface, he doesn't talk much, and when he does it's usually some sassy joke or observation. Usually talks the most when his bro is around, but generally he’ll just let Pap steer the conversation instead.

- Doesn't remember much from before Frisk left. The majority of his scientific knowledge has disappeared. He knows he used to know these things, and it frustrates him endlessly that he can't understand it anymore. He tries to read scientific studies once in a while, but always ends up just throwing his phone/book across the room in frustration.

- Not very hostile towards humans, just ignores those he can. Often people stare at him and it gets... very annoying after a while. So he just ignores them and keeps doing his thing.

- Often dissociates, he spaces out and loses himself. Occasionally during these moments he’ll forget that he’s on the surface and he’s safe. So his bro made a list for him of things to remember during these, when he’s not around to comfort Mars in person. The list includes like Frisk is gone, they can’t hurt anyone; humans are good; they’re safe and well; they're not going back underground. It’s ver comforting to Sans.

- Has a weird fascination with dark jokes. They simultaneously make him uncomfortable yet he loves them. He won’t say them too often, most of the time just to unnerve someone he dislikes. (Pap groans and chastises Sans whenever he makes them, but secretly deep down, he finds them funny too.)

- On the surface, he’ll often wear a beanie or his hood to cover up the hole in his skull. Having it exposed to surface air, especially high winds, felt similar to strong winds whipping against your face, so the beanie helps with that. Eventually though, he gets a prosthetic mold that perfectly fits into the hole, so it’s all covered and he doesn’t have to worry about it anymore. Mars is a lot happier with it.

- Hates sand. It’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere like his joints and head hole.

- Loves sandwiches. Passionate about them. There’s just so many possibilities to them. Makes them out of everything so that they usually end up being at least 3+ inches tall. Yet he can’t open his teeth so how can he eat them...?? Truly, it is a mystery.

- Likes listening to instrumental songs. Especially the relaxing kind. They’re such a nice reprieve from the constant, deafening silence of the Underground.

- Post-it notes are a life-saver. He has terrible memory, so he keeps a bunch of them in his hoodie and scattered all over the walls of his house so he can write down stuff before he forgets.

- Ver affection-starved. He secretly loves affection but doesn’t get it enough (from anyone other than his bro). Is surprisingly soff for cuddles and petpats. Feeling your soft touch on his bones always makes him so soft and happy.

- When Mars got to the surface, he discovered all these insanely cool weather phenomena and fell in love. They never had anything like that underground, so seeing it all for the first time, in all its chaotic, unpredictable, majestic glory left him starstruck. It’s one of the few things hes genuinely interesting in, and his face always lights up whenever he talks about the different types of tornadoes and lightning and! the aurora!! It's so awesome, he loves all of it.

- Loves watching livestreams of the sky and weather-events. Usually it’s so chill and quiet to him, even if there’s something not-so-chill-and-quiet being recorded. It’s ver relaxing to him.

- Befriending Mars is a task and a half. He assumes anyone who tries to get close to him is up to no good. But with a combination of puns, friendliness, and persistence, he will eventually trust you. Once you get past his aloof exterior, he’s a pretty nice and chill friend to have. 

- Hates to think about the famine and his time underground. Even though he’d do it all over again to save him and his brother, he’s still haunted by the memories of what he had to do. Barely ever entertains the idea about doing so on the surface.

Horrortale Papyrus (Jupiter)

- Fashion icon. Like dang, can this skellie put an outfit together. If you ever need fashion tips, always go to Paps. He’ll use the opportunity to show off his wardrobe and all his cool embroidered leather jackets and boots. He even offers to embroider your clothes too so you can look like him!

- Like canon Papyrus, Jupiter is charmingly eccentric. Not crazily so, just in that usual Papyrus way. But he’s also a lot chiller, too. The famine sapped his energy, so it got harder to proclaim his cool greatness, but he still likes thinking he can still be cool and great after all these years.

- An excellent cook. Can make a buffet out of scraps. Ever since he got out from the surface, now that he has all the ingredients he could ever want, he’s taken up cooking as a serious hobby. He’s even won multiple local cooking contests! Only ever cooks vegetarian meals, but with the power of tofu, he always makes them taste succulent and delicious.

- Baking, however, is still a bit of a challenge for him, but Pap is determined to master it just like he did cooking!

- Has a giant collection of small succulent plants in his house. They’re everywhere, on the windowsills, the bookshelves, hanging from the ceiling. He loves them and their simple beauty; seeing them throughout his home always makes him smile.

- After he arrived on the surface, he almost immediately got braces to fix his teeth. The fancy kind with colorful dots! They’re kinda painful to wear, but nonetheless he’s psyched the entire time that his teeth will be better soon.

- Gets helpful glasses on the surface. He loves them; not only do they allow him to see-- which had been progressively harder underground as he became increasingly malnourished-- but they look cool too! They even fade into being sunglasses when he goes outside, so every time the sunny rays hit his face, he becomes his Ultimate Coolness Form!

- It’s... it’s harder to believe sometimes that with everything that’s happened and with the way he looks now that he’s... cool. But! He always has Sans’s and his therapist’s encouraging words to rely on when he feels down, which is always a big help to him.

- Loves wholesome memes, and will send them to you all the time. He especially likes the drink water ones, mostly because he thinks it’s an important healthy reminder. “YOU NEED WATER, HUMAN! IF YOU DON’T DRINK WATER, YOU MIGHT TURN INTO A PRUNEY, DEHYDRATED RAISIN AND DIE! AND THAT WON’T BE A FUN SITUATION FOR ANYONE. SO PLEASE DRINK YOUR LIQUIDS!”

- His favorite activity is! Picnics!! Especially in the park and with other people! They’re so much fun, he loves nomming his delicious foodstuffs on a comfy blanket while the warm sunlight shines on his happy face. It’s extra fun when there’s clouds in the sky for him and you and anyone else to find cool shapes in!

- Still gets panic attacks from time to time, when the memories get too strong and he feels like he’s still underground, starving to death... He goes to counseling to deal with his trauma. The famine really did a number on him, and even though he puts up fronts and says he's fine, it’s hard to deal with the memories sometimes.

- Really cares for his brother and always makes an effort to be there for him. The famine, even though it led the bros to be closer than ever before from seeing each other in those desperate states, put a strain on their relationship. But on the surface, after everything’s said and done and they’re getting the help they need, it’s steadily improving.

- Jupiter is hard of hearing. He has difficulty differentiating certain words, and talks loudly to be able to hear himself better. On the surface however, he gets treatment so his hearing is far improved! Apart from getting a hearing aid, he takes up learning sign language (mostly so he can be cool in more than one language!), and likes it and talking to people with it so much that he eventually becomes a sign language interpreter! It’s a great job and he loves being able to help people this way.

[rosescries]

Some fluff please, shy!child mc making breakfast for everyone, each plate their favorite type of breakfast. Like eggs, bacon, waffles, pancakes.

I don't know who you meant this for, I've got like... four or five child!Mc stories. I assume you mean Undertale, but I'll just do one for each of them.

Undertale:

The horrors would likely just eat anything she made them regardless, but their favored..

Grey (Horrortale Sans) honestly likes a simple breakfast, eats whatever's made. He does like bacon and eggs though, and will often make it a sandwich for ease.

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus) still loves the dinosaur oatmeal, and that's his favorite breakfast to have. With some toast and orange juice too, if he's feeling fancy.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans) likes sausage and bacon actually, with a bit of syrup to dip the sausage in.

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) has a bit of a sweet tooth admittedly. He likes waffles, they're his go to when he has the time.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) will honestly eat anything really, though doesn't indulge in his favorite often because.. he doesn't find it healthy. His favorite is cinnamon rolls! Especially homemade ones.

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) just likes a simple bowl of cereal honestly. Specifically the one with marshmallows, but the off brand ones that come in large bags.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) likes French toast, some bacon, and a cup of black coffee. Simple and delicious.

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) isn't exactly picky. He'll eat anything you put in front of him. But he does particularly like French toast sticks, with a side of sausage to dip in the syrup too.

Pass (Horrormob Sans) has a bit of an order. Poached eggs, crispy bacon, not too cooked toast, and a cup of black coffee. He prefers making his own breakfast though, because he's very particular about how it's done.

Button (Horrormob Papyrus) is very similar to his brother. Only he'd like oatmeal instead of eggs, and he likes to sweeten his coffee too.

Sunny (Horror G!Sans) likes eggs. Funnily enough, he likes them sunny side up and on toast.

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus) likes a bacon and eggs sandwich, something easy he can just grab and go with but still tastes good. Kind of like a McMuffin.

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans) honestly just prefers a Blueberry bagel with cream cheese, it's his favorite breakfast meal.

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) likes chocolate chip pancakes drowned in syrup, sometimes with a side of sausage or bacon and eggs.

Admittedly, they'd prefer to make the breakfast with Mc. Just so she doesn't end up burning herself and it's a fun bonding experience! They find it very cute and sweet she's putting her cooking experience with them into making them breakfast though.

BATIM:

(This is set in a Who Framed Roger Rabbit mob Au, remember!)

Bendy admittedly has a bit of a sweet tooth. He likes pancakes with a side of eggs and bacon. And some coffee to help wake him up.

Boris is a simple wolf who likes simple things, but who also likes cooking. His favorite breakfast, which he doesn't make often, is biscuits and gravy.

Alice is a bit... picky, so to say. She likes her breakfast a specific way. An omlette with bacon and cheese, and some veggies and onions. With a side of toast, lightly buttered, and a black coffee.

Allison likes blueberry waffles with some apple juice, that's it really.

Tom is also a simple wolf who likes simple things, but doesn't like the hassle of cooking. He likes some scrambled eggs and bacon, with a black coffee.

They'd all be flattered (and surprised) and a bit wary of Mc making something for them, that's real sweet but uh... They'll eat it! They're just a bit concerned and would want her to wait until Boris is there to help her, you know so she doesn't hurt herself.

CotL:

(This'll go probably considerably out of canon, but that's okay. We're just gonna roll with it..)

Lambert is really simple to please. Half of the time they're eating grass sandwiches. But they really like vegetable omlettes, and they'll gobble those right down.

Narinder likes steak and eggs, it's his go to for breakfast when he can eat. Otherwise he usually just skips breakfast entirely.

Leshy likes anything. Some type of veggie dish, a meat dish, any follower that displeased him this morning? All good.... but he'll go for the cinnamon rolls first.

Heket honestly likes a veggie and meat omlette the best, but she's not too picky when it comes down to it.

Kallamar likes Shrimp and Grits honestly, but he'll eat that any time of the day. But it still is his favorite breakfast meal.

Shamura simply likes biscuits and gravy with some toast to go along with it.

Aym likes sticky buns. Just uh, don't tell Narinder.

Baal likes eggs the best, with a side of toast and bacon.

They'd be charmed she got up to make them breakfast, but Lambert would be concerned if she did it herself. That's a lot of cooking and she's very fragile, she didn't burn herself did she? They'd be a bit busy fretting over her than eating... Kallamar and Narinder would be wary, but everyone else would just eat and give many compliments to the cook.

[rosescries]

You said you had a list of nicknames that the GBTS skeletons have for the baby ?? What are they, if you don't mind my asking ?? I hope your March gets better !! :))

Oh, I do and I have no problem sharing! Thank you for asking!

For Grey (Horrortale Sans), it's just Kid and Kiddo. Little descriptives, but the further along the story goes and the longer Grey's spent with her, the more fondness they're said with.

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus) uses Sweetheart, Cutie, Sweetie, and Sunshine! Mostly because.. she is a sweetheart/sweetie and she is very cute! And he wants to make sure she knows that! And the more he gets to know her and she opens up, she ends up being a light in his life.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans) uses Kid, Small Fry, and Nugget. Kid is just a descriptive and the one he solely uses in the beginning. Small Fry and Nugget are just because.... she's very tiny compared to him. I have one more for him, but I'm not sure I'm going to use it.

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) uses Kid, Child, and Brat. Kid and Child are just what she is. Said with all the fondness he can conjure up and hide behind his indifferent mask. Brat is mostly used joking much, much later on in the relationship.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) uses Sweetie, Cupcake, and Honey. Just because he finds her so damn sweet it could give him a toothache!

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) will use every single term he can to call her tiny. Peanut, Shortie, Munchkin, and literally any other than you can think of. Because she is so small.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) will use Little Lady, Sweetheart, Kiddo, and Princess. Because he is a gentleman and he's going to treat her like the little princess she is.

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) uses Little Pup, Pup, Kid, and Kiddo. Just because that's what she is and he's pretty basic. A play on his name too. He's the wolf and she's his little pup.

Sunny (Horror G!Sans) prefers using Sweetheart, Cutie, and Sweet Pea. Because that's what she is to him. A sweet, cute little thing.

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus) will use Birdie and Sprout. Just because she's small and young. Young like a just sprouting plant and because she flitters about like a bird. She's small like a bird too.

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans) uses Bumblebee, Kitty Cat, Munchkin, Missy, Sweetheart, and Butterfly. He likes nicknames and will use just about any to call her sweet, cute, and small.

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) uses Dolly, Honey, Sweetheart, Cutie, Sweetie Pie, Sweet Pea, and Bunny. Again he just like nicknames and will use any to call her sweet and cute.

[rosescries]

Heyy! So, uhm, can we get a run down of whose who again?😭 i remember you posted one but i cant find it for my life

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@vamppiko

I'm guessing you mean in Goodbye To Spring? In my pinned post is a link to the Skeleton Masterpost.

Grey (Horrortale Sans)

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus)

Brick (Horrorfell Sans)

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus)

Stone (Horrorswap Sans)

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus)

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans)

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus)

Pass (Horrormob Sans)

Button (Horrormob Papyrus)

Sunny (Horror G!Sans)

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus)

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans)

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus)

[rosescries]

Headcannons for mob and horror aus reaction when their s/o gets injured(by someone else or of their own accord)?

Please send in separate asks next time! Like one for the mob group and one for the horror, this got way to long and took forever. Not even mentioning the tags.

Oooo, not a good combination for any of the aus here. If someone hurt their s/o, they better hope they have good protection or are fast runners. Especially in the mob aus.

Though the horror aus won't actually kill the person who did it if they're on the Surface, they don't need that kind of publicity. Especially the Fells. All bets are off Underground though.

More under the cut because good lord:

With the hole in his head, Brick (Horrorfell Sans) is running on instincts sometimes. Not all the time, granted, but some things kick him straight back into that state. But when he sees that his s/o is injured, most rational thoughts go out the window and he becomes a giant bundle of instincts and anger. Better hope his brother is there if the person who hurt his s/o is there, otherwise he will end up attacking them in retaliation. If the s/o was injured because of something they did, Brick is bundling them up and taking them to his brother for help. And his s/o will not be allowed to leave his hold for the rest of the day at least, they just live there now and no they don't have a say in this.

The person who hurt his s/o better hope Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) isn't around, because there's nothing scarier than him looming over them promising death with just a look alone. He won't actually kill the perpetrator, but they'll certainly be scared to death by the time the police arrive to deal with them. Birch would incapacitate them though, getting them as far away from his injured s/o before looping back to tend to them. If it was just his s/o that hurt themselves somehow, he's huffing and telling them to be more careful next time as he patches them up. He sticks around close by them for a while afterwards too, just observing as he does whatever he needs to.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) has no problems getting between his s/o and the person that attacked them, incapacitating them as he lectures them about how rude and bad it is to hurt other people. All with an unnerving grin and tight hold that would unsettle the most hardened of people, which is all the more surprising because of how friendly and chipper he usually seems. He's pissed though, which becomes obvious with the tightened grin and how small his eye light is. If it was just his s/o that hurt themselves, he's still giving them a lighter lecture on being more careful as he takes care of them. His s/o is going to be stuck to his side a while after too, just so he can watch over them.

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) just looms behind his injured s/o, scaring the crap out of the attacker. He has no problems with being a scary deterrent and it works pretty well considering his size. He'd make sure that the attacker wouldn't be able to touch or even get near his s/o again, getting them out of the situation quickly and back somewhere safe enough to take care of their injuries. Though whether his s/o was attacked or they did it themselves, he's taking them to his brother since he knows how to fix it better than his does. He's not letting them go for a while after either, in both cases.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) would fight, and he'd be easily able to do it despite being blind. And the attacker would find this out very quickly since Pitch would not be happy with them laying a hand on his s/o. Once the attacker is incapacitated, he's coming right back around to take care of his s/o and make sure they'll be alright. He'll quickly take care of them if his s/o hurts themselves too, light admonishes and warning to be more careful thrown out as he does so. He'll keep them close to his side for a bit of time afterwards, lingering in their space while he makes for certain they're alright.

The attacker would barely have touched his s/o before Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) is between them with a snarl, already able to sense the ill intent the attacker had towards his s/o. They'll be lucky if he can hold himself back from attacking them on instinct, mind instantly throwing every rational thought out the window with the threat to his family. But whether it was an attacker or not, he's quick to take care of his injured s/o. Extremely gentle and comforting as he makes them as comfortable as possible while getting them to his brother for help.

Sunny (Horror G!Sans) is likely to take a minute to realize what actually just happened, but once he does he's immediately inserting himself between his attacker and s/o. He's a lot like Stone (Horrorswap Sans) in that he does it with a smile and chipper attitude, with that edge that says the attacker royally fucked up. He won't lay a hand on the attacker though, but he doesn't have to. Especially if the attacker goes after him next. If it was just the s/o that got themselves hurt, he'll still need a second to recognize what happened but then he'll just carefully take them to his brother to get their injury taken care of.

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus) is on the attacker the instant they go for his s/o. He really does not tolerate anyone messing with those he cares for and will defend them until the end. And he's vicious about it. If it weren't for the laws of this land.... But when all's said and done, whether it was an attacker or his s/o hurt themselves, he's going to be annoyingly attentive to his s/o in making sure they heal up as surely as possible. And he'll hover for quite a while after that too.

Poppy's (Horrorlust Sans) just focused on getting his s/o and himself out of the situation as fast as possible, and away from the attacker. He wasn't much for fighting even before what happened and he's definitely not for it now, but he also panics and reacts on instinct. Which means the attacker is likely going to be thrown back while he makes a quick get away with his s/o. But, whether attacked or not, he'll tenderly take care of his s/o's injures while making sure they're emotionally okay afterwards. He'll trap them in cuddles for a while afterwards too, him needing them probably more than his s/o does.

The first instinct Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) has is to get out of the situation too if his s/o is attacked. He's not very fast though, so running isn't really an option. So he'll try to talk their way out, or distract the attacker long enough for help to arrive. Whether that be the police, his brother, or something else. He'll use his magic too, to keep the attacker from getting close to him or his s/o again. Internally, he's panicking a lot. Though he panics whether his s/o was attacked or not, just them being injured enough to set off the alarms. He'll immediately try to start taking care of those injuries with trembling hands, immediately needing cuddles afterwards.

If there's one thing about Lucky (Mobswap Sans) people hear the most in rumors, it's don't piss him off. Injuring his s/o is one sure fire way to do that. Any idiot that doesn't heed the warnings is going to learn that lesson first hand when he finally gets his hands on them, not that it'll do them much good in the long run. But whether his s/o was attacked or not, he's going to be right there taking care of the injuries with gentle hands. He'll be lightly admonishing his s/o if it was them who caused the injuries, but he'll be seething if it was an attack.

Strike (Mobswap Papyrus) won't have to take care of the attacker if he doesn't want to, his brother more than happy to deal with it for him if he wants. But he's not anymore merciful to someone that hurt his s/o than his brother is and will happily take care of them himself. Though he might let his brother do most of the work as he tends to his s/o, more concerned with making sure they're alright first. If it was his s/o that caused the injury to themselves, he'll be considerably more relaxed as he tends to them. Jokingly admonishing them for their clumsiness.

Hit (Mobfell Sans) is absolutely pissed about his s/o getting injured. If they were under the protection of one of his lackies, they're likely going to get the same treatment as his s/o's attacker does. It wont be pretty either, but the attacker wont be bothering anyone else again. But whether it was an attacker or his s/o causing the injury, he's going to be carefully taking care of the injury while grumbling the whole time.

Sniper (Mobfell Papyrus) is angry whether it was an attacker or his s/o's doing, just mad that they got hurt in the first place. He wont take it out on his s/o, of course. But he's loudly grumbling about what a menace they are as he carefully bandages them and makes sure they're healing. He'll comfort his s/o if they got attacked, then go deal with said attacker once they've calmed down. But he's pissed either way and will be child-proofing if he sees it fit.

The calm way Capo (Mobswapfell Sans) handles the attack at first is honestly more unnerving than if he was angry. But don't be fooled, he is absolutely pissed that someone got close enough to touch his s/o in the first place and he is out for their blood. If the attacker got away, his brother will be hunting them down while Capo himself takes care of his s/o's injuries. Afterwards, he'll makes sure the attacker regrets his whole life. If his s/o caused the injury, he'll just take care of them and joke a bit about it with his s/o if they're up for it.

Clip (Mobswapfell Papyrus) is going to hunt down the person who attacked his s/o and make certain they wish they were never born. No one messes with what's his and if he doesn't make sure they pay for it, his brother will. Hurting his family is about the only thing that can set him off and it's not pretty when he is, anyone dumb enough to try it learns that lesson pretty quickly. But whether it was an attack or not, he'll gently take care of his s/o and treat their wound with quiet tenderness.

Attacking Pass' (Horrormob Sans) s/o is a one way ticket to never being seen or heard from again. They will not even find the body, as he and his brother are experts in making sure of that. He may even play with the attacker a bit, making them think he forgot about what happened or didn't even know about it. Let them think they're safe, then attack when they least expect it. Do not mess with his s/o. But whether they were attacked or not, he'd be holding onto them tight while his brother cares for their wounds. He'll be clingy for a while afterwards too.

Attacking Button's (Horrormob Papyrus) s/o is not anymore of a good idea than his brother's. The attacker is going to have both of them after their ass. But Button's just as likely to play around like a cat with a mouse. He has non-lethal, but no less punishing, puzzles and traps he'd put the attacker through though, let them think they have a chance at escape before taking care of them. He'll be gently taking care of his s/o afterwards, whether it was an attack or not, making sure they're healing up and alright. He'll be pretty clingy for a while too, having forgotten for a second how fragile humans and monsters alike can be.

Gamble (Mob G!Sans) is going to appear like he really doesn't care that someone attacked his s/o, appearing nonchalant and amused by the whole thing. But really, he's pissed. He is so pissed, but not letting that show to give the attacker some sense of security. Along with making people question his attachment to his s/o. But then he's going to find out every last detail he can about the attacker to hit them where it hurts. Making them loose anything and everything they care about and ruining their life, make them wish they were dead. But he'll make up for the act in private with his s/o, tenderly caring for them until they get to his brother so he can heal them. He'd just bring them to his brother if there was no attacker though, let his brother scold his s/o for being so careless.

Vig (Mob G!Papyrus) is a lot like his brother in how he handles the attacker. Making them wish they dead instead of actually killing them. Though he'd use them as a lab rat instead of just ruining their life, after his brother had taken care of that anyway. He's got plenty of things he needs to test after all, a live subject is just what he needs... But he's also quick to tend to his s/o's wounds, whether they were attacked or not. But he would be scolding them if they had hurt themselves, warning them to be more careful next time.

Doll (Lustmob Sans) wouldn't handle the attacker himself at first, he has people to do that for him after all. But hurting his s/o is just like attacking his brother or himself and he doesn't take to kindly to that. His main priority is making sure his s/o is taken care of though, taking them to a quite corner of the club to tend to the injury and make sure they're alright after the ordeal. Afterwards... it's fair game. But if there was no attacker, it's still his first priority to make sure his s/o's alright and their injuries are taken care of. Though he's a little less serious about it unless they're really upset.

Sheba (Lustmob Papyrus) handles the situation very similarly to his brother, though he has no problems in dealing with the attacker himself right away. Or at least until security gets there and hauls the attacker away to really be dealt with later. He's then going to take care of his s/o's injury before making sure to return the favor to the attacker tenfold. If there was no attacker though, he's just taking care of the injury and trying to lighten his s/o's mood. If they're up for it anyway.

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Cooking with their S/O head annons for mob and horror au???👀👀

Brick (Horrorfell Sans) isn't.. a very fast cooker. With his head, he's... really not all there anymore. But he does like cooking with his s/o! He.. may snack on ingredients, but he does help! He's really good if you need strength for something, like mashing potatoes or stirring thick things that don't like to stir. Just keep an eye on him.

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) may seem like he doesn't like the help, but he really does. He's quiet while cooking, and has mastered many dishes that his s/o probably isn't going to know how to make. But he'll be happy to teach them if they'd like, but is happy to let them take care of a side dish if that's what they'd prefer.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) would love to cook with his s/o. Please cook with him! He'll happily show his s/o how to cook something too or proper techniques to making something. He's really fun to cook with too, but just don't waste anything of course.

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) doesn't actually cook a lot, his brother is usually the one to take care of that and... he's not very good at cooking still. If anything, he's just standing around watching his s/o cook and handing them anything they ask for. But it's still pleasant!

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) does still cook for the household often, despite his injuries. And very well too! He has a system in place and doesn't really like people messing with it, so he'd prefer his s/o stands back and lets him do the cooking. But he won't mind if they stick around and chat while he does his thing!

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) is actually a lot better at cooking than his counterparts and still likes to do so every now and then, the only person his brother trusts to put things back exactly how he left them. He'll be delighted to cook with his s/o too, liking to do that cheesy guiding their hands thing.

Sunny (Horror G!Sans) doesn't actually cook all that much himself, preferring to order takeout when possible. He's... got a bit of a problem with remembering things, so he usually leave the cooking up to his brother if that's happening that night. But he wouldn't mind cooking with his s/o there to remind him what needs to be done, or just handing them the things they need!

Briar (Horror G!Papyrus) doesn't often cook that much either, usually busy with something or another. (That doesn't mean he forgets to eat, definitely doesn't mean he lets others forget either.) But he does prefer to do it himself when he does, but he wont mind the company!

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans) is pretty slow and sedated anymore, but he'll cook occasionally! Usually when his brother isn't feeling well enough that day. He'll be very happy to cook with his s/o, though things may get derailed a bit by how clingy he can be.

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) would love to bond with his s/o through cooking. He'd really appreciate the help too! It's a bit playful and teasing, even in the kitchen, but it's definitely fun. And the finished product is always amazing.

Hit (Mobfell Sans) doesn't cook. He just doesn't. If his brother isn't doing the cooking, then he's eating out. So if his s/o is doing the cooking... he's going to be more of a hindrance than help. Eating ingredients or batter or just distracting his s/o if anything else. If his s/o doesn't kick him out of the kitchen, his brother will.

Sniper (Mobfell Papyrus) would just be happy to have some competent help for once, instead of an annoyance he has to kick out of the kitchen at least once every time. His taste is more on the expensive side, so he's likely going to have to teach his s/o how to cook whatever they're having that night. But he's more than happy to! It's good bonding time!

Lucky (Mobswap Sans) is a bit.. controlling in the kitchen. He really prefers to do the cooking himself, but will let his s/o help if they really want to. But leave the harder stuff for him!

Strike (Mobswap Papyrus) often doesn't get to cook, nor does he have very much experience doing so, so his s/o is likely to be doing most of the work. He's happy to help though! His s/o just needs to tell him what and how to do it.

Capo (Mobswapfell Sans) mostly likes to do the cooking himself as well, but he's a bit more open to help from his s/o. If just a little. He still prefers to mostly be in control of what's happening, but is willing to let his s/o take care of side dishes and thing.

Clip (Mobswapfell Papyrus) doesn't know how to cook, so is more likely to just let his s/o handle any cooking that may occur. He's more just there to be with his s/o and will do any muscle work if needed, or just fetch anything they need.

Pass (Horrormob Sans) would love it if his s/o helped him with cooking, he often makes the dinners with his brother anyway. Or at least for as long as his brother lets him, but he still enjoys doing so! He's a bit more playful while cooking, even if he does have to concentrate on whatever it is. Just don't ask where the food came from.

Button (Horrormob Papyrus) would be delighted to let his s/o cook with him! Or at least he makes it feel like they're help even though they're probably not actually doing much. But he sees it as bonding and likes showing them how to do things they might not have known before. Again, just don't ask where the food came from.

Gamble (Mob G!Sans) doesn't cook. Don't let him try to cook. He's definitely better than his brother, but it's still a disaster. His s/o is better off just making the food themselves, but letting him just hand them ingredients and things they need is going to end better than letting him make anything. They might be able to find something he could make without a fire or mess though.

Vig (Mob G!Papyrus) should not be let anywhere near a kitchen. His s/o would be better off banning him from even entering the kitchen while cooking, because if he tries to help something is going to end up on fire. Even if there was no fire being used.

Doll (Lustmob Sans) doesn't do a whole lot of cooking. He's often out and about, so he's not usually home long enough to do any cooking. It doesn't mean he's bad at it, but he just prefers to let others do the cooking. He's more likely to distract his s/o while they're cooking than actually help.

Sheba (Lustmob Papyrus) is actually the same as his brother. He enjoys cooking from time to time, but just isn't really home enough to do it. He'd actually be helpful when cooking with his s/o though, happy to learn what he can from them and just spend time together doing it. ... He'll still be a distraction at the same time though.

[rosescries]

Decided I wanted to post these together. Introducing really rough doodles of the horror aus!

Proper drawings of these guys will likely be a bit different, specifically in a few of their scars/injuries.

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Skeletons I Write For

Headcannons

Main:

Undertale Classic (Sans) and Prime (Papyrus)

Underswap Blue (Sans) and Stretch (Papyrus)

Underfell Red (Sans) and Edge (Papyrus)

Swapfell Black (Sans) and Mutt (Papyrus)

Horrortale Grey (Sans) and Lunar (Papyrus)

Underlust Lilac (Sans) and Charmed (Papyrus)

Mobtale Guns (Sans) and Ace (Papyrus)

Gaster!Brothers G (Sans) and Aster (Papyrus)

Other:

Outertale Cobalt (Sans) and Comet (Papyrus)

Dancetale Remix (Sans) and Tango (Papyrus)

Dusttale Dust (Sans) and Ghost (Papyrus)

Dreamtale Dream and Nightmare

Horrors:

Horrorfell Brick (Sans) and Birch (Papyrus)

Horrorswap Stone (Sans) and Silence (Papyrus)

Horrorswapfell Pitch (Sans) and Wolf (Papyrus)

Horror Gaster!Brothers Sunny (Sans) and Briar (Papyrus)

Horrorlust Poppy (Sans) and Rose (Papyrus)

Mob:

Mobfell Hit (Sans) and Sniper (Papyrus)

Mobswap Lucky (Sans) and Strike (Papyrus)

Mobswapfell Capo (Sans) and Clip (Papyrus)

Horrormob Pass (Sans) and Button (Papyrus)

Mob Gaster!Brothers Gamble (Sans) and Vig (Papyrus)

Lustmob Doll (Sans) and Sheba (Papyrus)

Grey, Lunar, Guns, and Ace are able to be asked about in a group with the other Horrors and Mob skeleton or with the Main group. Up to you! Be sure to specify though!

The Horrormob brothers will be grouped in with the other Horrors in asks relating to Goodbye to Spring.

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So… All the new names in Goodbye To Spring are making my head fuzzy. Also it is One AM… May I please request a list of which Horrors have which names? To help me better understand everything. Please and thank you?

Yeah, sure. They're also in my pinned post for future reference.

But currently in the story right now as they appeared:

Grey (Horrortale Sans)

Stone (Horrorswap Sans)

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans)

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus)

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus)

Pass (Horrormob Sans)

Sunny (Horror Gaster!Sans)

Briar (Horror Gaster!Papyrus)

Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus)

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans)

Not currently in the story, but will be in no particular order:

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus)

Brick (Horrorfell Sans)

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus)

Button (Horrormob Papyrus)

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Are any of the new guys ok with being child free? (I keep having to explain to my fam how I'm NOT EVER going to have kids) And I'd like some solidarity from fictional skeletons.

Broadly speaking, I think all of them would be okay with that! In general, all the boys’ idea of the future is uncertain and something they need to work out with their s/o, so that informs the perspective a lot.

I truly don’t think ‘no kids’ or ‘yes kids’ would be an explicit deal-breaker for any of them, but in terms of where their thoughts naturally fall about the topic:

Pre-discussion/negotiation, it’s probably a no: Sky (Underswap Sans), Paps (Underswap Papyrus), Mal (Swapfell Sans), Rus (Swapfell Papyrus), Ash (Undergloom Sans), Brick (Horrorfell Sans), Merc (Horrorswap Sans), Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans)

Genuinely neutral or undecided: Sans (Undertale), Pyre (Underfell Papyrus), Papy (Horrortale Papyrus), King (Horrorfell Papyrus), Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus), Sunny (Gastertale Sans), Aster (Gastertale Papyrus)

Pre-discussion/negotiation, it’s probably a yes: Papyrus (Undertale), Jasper (Underfell Sans), Slate (Horrortale Sans), Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus), Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus)

But like I said... they’re flexible, because your relationship and the future they want to have with you doesn’t work without... well, you!

If you’re a ‘definitely no kids’ person and you see your skeleton in the ‘yes’ category, that doesn’t mean you’re doomed-- it just means a couple conversations about it to convey your thoughts...and depending on the level of gungho for having kids he is (most aren’t married to it), maybe agreeing to a compromise where you adopt an animal or two and be dog/cat/iguana/whatever-the-hell parents.

Same goes for a ‘yes i want kids’ person who sees their skeleton of choice in the ‘no’ section, that’s just where they are before talking it all out with you. Some time and a few conversations to understand where everybody’s coming from and how to move forward, they’re willing to negotiate.

Kids or no kids, neither is a deal-breaker, it’s all fine and you can work it out together!

Y’know what, while I’m at it, here’s just the basic thought processes of all of them, just to give a little peek into their skulls on the matter...

Sans (Undertale): Kids are fun, doesn’t have any particularly strong desire to have one of his own, but he raised his kid brother for awhile and he knows it’s something he can do, if it’s what you want.

Papyrus (Undertale): Kids are great and he’d be a great parent, he just knows it! You’d be a great parent, too! ...But if that’s not what you want to do, then that’s okay. There’s plenty of other great things for you to do together in life!

Sky (Underswap Sans): Kids are wonderful, but raising his little brother solo after their dad disappeared... That was hard and he definitely wasn’t ready for the responsibility. It was a humbling experience and he refuses to commit to having kids of his own until he’s sure it’s something he sincerely, passionately wants.

Paps (Underswap Papyrus): Feels awkward around kids, as a rule, and also kind of thinks of himself as a (mostly contained, at least) disaster of a skeleton. Is he ready for the responsibility of being in charge of a brand new being’s growth and development??? Not sure! Not sure at all!

Jasper (Underfell Sans): He likes kids alright... thinks about maybe having some of his own someday, the idea of a family is nice, in his head... but he definitely isn’t sure about the reality. Worries about if he’d be a good enough parent, or if his kids (if he were to have them) would resent him or just not like him. It’s a nice idea, but nothing’s set in stone for him.

Pyre (Underfell Papyrus): Honestly never thought about it. Part of him fully expected to die Underground in some battle or other, or excepting that, he wouldn’t find a partner who’d want to be with him long-term, much less long enough that he could make a family with them. He’s not...explicitly opposed to it, but he also hasn’t given it a lot of thought at all. He’ll need time to sort out his feelings, whatever his partner’s opinions on potential kids are.

Mal (Swapfell Sans): Terrified, petrified to have kids of his own. Being around them is...fine, but... He’s got a lot of issues tied up with his...parent... and having to be a pseudo-parent to his own brother at a very young age, it’s made him worry about repeating patterns and failing, hurting, damaging, or otherwise doing his own children a disservice, if he were to have them-- even as a grown and well-situated adult. If kids are something his partner really wants, they’ve got those insecurities to talk about with him for sure.

Rus (Swapfell Papyrus): He’s actually really good with kids, he relates to them well and always just talks to them like people, so of course they love him. But having his own... That, he’s not sure about. He’s definitely a little bit of a disaster, and still working on a lot of Adult Life Skills, and the thought of being in charge of a whole entire brand new person is more than a little scary. Not sure if he’s ready for that step--or if he’ll ever be!

Slate (Horrortale Sans): Loves kids, and loves the idea of a big family. He’s had more than enough death, life is very appealing to him and a full house honestly sounds wonderful. ...But he does have some memory issues, a dash of narcolepsy, and some hard, dissociative days that make him worry he might not be a very good parent. He’d do his best to do right by his kids if he ends up having them, of course he would, but if that’s just not in the cards for him, that wouldn’t be the end of the world. He’s the one who’d definitely want to bring in some furbabies if two-legged babies aren’t on the table, and he’d still be a very, very happy man!

Papy (Horrortale Papyrus): He likes kids, but doesn’t have many strong feelings on having his own. He’d be alright either way his partner wanted to go-- as long as the two of them are together and safe and happy, he’s got everything he needs.

Ash (Undergloom Sans): Kids are fun, but honestly...oof. He’s got a chronic fatigue thing going on and keeping up with a kid for more than an hour or two at a time... he’s not sure he could hack it. Maybe he could, but that’s really something to think about before just diving in, y’know?

Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus): Very good with children! They’re so curious and bright and he loves that about them! He’s got a lot of nurturing, caretaker tendencies built right into his personality, so he’s a natural at looking after and corralling them. He’s easily flustered and moves slow in his romantic relationships, though, so there’s a long timeline before the ‘should we have kids’ talk is even on the table, plenty of chances to share thoughts and work out a gameplan, whether that’s yea or nay. If yea, wonderful! If nay, he’d probably be just as happy babysitting friends’ kids and being Cool Uncle Papyrus as having any of his own.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans): It’s... a nice thought. But he definitely doesn’t trust himself enough to feel totally comfortable having kids of his own. He barely trusts himself in Polite Society some days, and he’d just be too worried about not being in control and hurting or scaring a little one, especially a little one of his own. He doesn’t think he’d ever be able to forgive himself if he made his own kid afraid of him. Plus memory issues, nightmares, (depending on his fluency at the time) a language barrier... So ‘no kids’ is...probably preferable, but if it’s something you really want... maybe start with an animal or two first? The ol’ practice-baby pet, see how it goes kinda deal, and move forward from there.

King (Horrorfell Papyrus): Like his counterpart, never really thought about it much...but when he does, he decides he could go either way on it. If you’re not interested in kids, fine, that’s more time for just the two of you. If you are, well... he was literally a monarch that ruled over all of monsterkind, for a time--surely, he could manage to be a passingly decent parent, with you as his partner in the endeavor. He’ll take his cues from you as to whether it’s a yes or a no.

Merc (Horrorswap Sans): His feelings haven’t really changed from pre-Famine. In fact, he’s probably more hesitant now, after so viscerally confronting the consequences of his own hasty decisions and having to face his own fallibility the way he did. The thought of being responsible for a whole small life is very nerve-wracking--especially if said proposed life is to be biologically his, because he really doesn’t know what the DT in his system (pre or post-integration) will pass on to theoretical next-of-kin, if anything at all. Maybe not a ‘never,’ but not a vigorous, enthusiastic ‘yes’ either, lots to think about...and maybe tests to run...

Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus): A couple years ago, he’d have been a little more in the ‘no’ camp, but now... He’s been through a lot. He’s struggling sometimes still, at least emotionally, but he made it, so y’know... maybe he’s capable of handling more than he thought he was. Still not a solid ‘yes’--he’s aware of his lack of filter and its tendency to cause hurt feelings, and he does like his peace and quiet, which kids are very much not conducive to, as a rule, so he’d have to put in some work and make some sacrifices-- but he’s no longer wholly a ‘no’ either. Depending on your own thoughts, there’s plenty of room to negotiate.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans): Kids are fine, he can handle them well enough, and even the thought of having his own doesn’t stress him out so much as it once did--he’s changed a lot, and been through a lot, taking a second crack at parenthood from a new perspective wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world--but he’s also not particularly interested in it. He likes his leisure time and his luxuries, and much as he’s sure he could find room in that to accommodate a child...he doesn’t see much of a reason to. He could be convinced, if it’s something that you really want, but he’d also stay childfree without a second thought to the matter.

Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus): Good with kids, like his counterpart, but also a little more capable and confident in himself and his ability to get things done. So... having a kid might be a little intimidating for him, but he generally feels like he could probably figure it out... and a kid might be a nice outlet for some of his caretaking urges, and extra motivation to keep fighting his phobia, to make sure their childhood is good and doesn’t suffer from them having a dad who’s scared to go outside. He definitely likes the idea of someone to look after and to be better for, but if that’s not for you, he wouldn’t force the issue. Would maybe want a furbaby though, instead, probably special needs that not everybody could/would be able to take care of (like Dizzy!) to fill that niche.

Sunny (Gastertale Sans): Kids are really cool and fun to hang out with--crazy little people, no filter, just running around, saying things, living life--they’re awesome, but he’s not totally sold on the idea of having his own. He does a lot of aimless life-living himself, and he feels like maybe that’s not the best thing for a kid. He doesn’t really have a career, he does things without a lot of planning, he goes places spontaneously, and... maybe that’s fun and exciting for a kid to be raised around, or maybe it’s unstable and harmful. He’s not really sure which and he probably doesn’t want to bring a kid into the mix until he knows. With a partner who’s a ‘yes’ on children and can help him co-parent and all that, sure, he’d probably be willing to give it a go. With one who’s a ‘no,’ that’s fine too, it’s a nonissue!

Aster (Gastertale Papyrus): A little weird and stiff around kids, never totally sure how he’s supposed to talk to them or what he’s meant to say (especially when it comes to those things you’re supposed to lie to kids about, he’s very bad at that!!!), but he has nothing against children in general. As far as the idea of having his own... Well, if his partner wants to have kids, it wouldn’t be a no-- he’d just have to do a lot of research on the subject first, to feel more comfortable and to hopefully prepare, mentally, as much as one can ever prepare for this. After that, he’d be open to discuss and negotiate the matter with his partner from there, to sort out the logistics. With a partner who doesn’t want kids, though, he’d almost certainly never even bring it up on his own and honestly probably thinks of ‘childfree’ as the expected default rather than something quirky, nontraditional, or a deal-breaker.

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Well, alrighty then.

It should be said that I did come up with these jobs for my stories, which means that they're all in the same universe as each other. So these are mainly for that scenario. Could they do these things in their separate worlds? Yes, but would they? Maybe.

(I'm adding Grey, Lunar, Guns, and Ace due to relevancy.)

Grey (Horrortale Sans) doesn't actually have a job. He's the only one that doesn't actually have a revenue generating thing he does. He will go and volunteer to get out, but he... doesn't have the ability to hold down a job with what happened. Occasionally he'll bust out the old trombone and try it out though.

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus) is a nurse! Well, once everything and everyone calms down that is. But he wanted to help people. And he likes this job! It's not always fun, but he's doing something that helps others. He finally can do something and has the resources to do it, to save lives instead of.... Or at least make it as comfortable as possible before they die. But.. he likes being able to help people like this, it makes him feel.. a bit better.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans) has an online craft store, particularly for yarn/wool crafts and wooden things. Like furniture and/or sculptures. He actually quite likes it, gives him something to do with his hands and he can just zone out and exist while doing it. A little planning and coordination is needed, but it's mostly muscle memory at this point. So easy enough for him to do with his disability. Sometimes he'll collaborate with Poppy and Rose.

Birch (Horrorfell Papyrus) works as a fancy chef in a high end restaurant. He often hates the customers and his fellow workers, definitely the management, but he does like the cooking and putting together the dishes. He'll probably just end up running his own damn restaurant at some point.

Stone (Horrorswap Sans) would actually start up his own bakery. It mixes his love of cooking and his creativity for design. He knows he could do that through actual cooking too, but he likes making the fancy sugary designs baking lets him do. Plus, it's pretty relaxing when he really gets into it. (He still does cook, btw. Just not professionally.)

Silence (Horrorswap Papyrus) actually starts up a craft Youtube channel/blog. Kind of like those 5 minute crafts channels, but with in depth tutorials and with a lot of advice/tips on how to make them. He covers a lot of craft things too. Book-binding, origami, sculpting, etc. He does more focus on paper-crafts though.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans) is an underground boxer, especially when in a merged universe (with the help of the mob brothers). He just likes fighting, that's it. This allows him to fight. He finds it fun too and finds it hilarious that people always doubt him when he enters the ring.

Wolf (Horrorswapfell Papyrus) would be a tattoo artist. He works at a smaller tattoo/piercing parlor, but he has some regulars that're willing to travel hours just to come get their tattoos done by him. He really likes this job too, it's calming and he gets to stretch his creativity. He also has a pretty popular art Youtube too, though no one knows it's him running it.

Sunny (Horror Gaster!Sans) works at a plant nursery. He's always had a knack for gardening, but after everything he's really decided to put the skill to use. (Also has his own garden at home, though that's mostly food-based.) It's partly because it's a repetitive job he doesn't have to think about too hard and partly because it's calming for him. Plus, it also keeps him active and he loves seeing the plants grow. He does sell jams and stuff at the farmers market sometimes too!

Briar (Horror Gaster!Papyrus) doesn't actually change his profession much. He's still inventing things and everything like that. But he has shifted his focus more onto stable, renewable resources and food production. He's also quite focused on easier, affordable health care options. Mainly do to Sunny's condition.

Poppy (Horrorlust Sans) and Rose (Horrorlust Papyrus) again run a business together! But this time it's an online clothing store. They make a lot of different clothing options, dipping into a bit of everything from everyday clothes to more niche alternative styles. They also make shoes and accessories too. Their stuff is pretty affordable and durable, and they offer repair services as well if anything rips or breaks.

The mob portion of this is mainly if they're all in the same universe. Some of these could work if they're separate, but a lot of them mainly work if they in the same universe.

Guns (Mobtale Sans) is just the big boss of the business, coordinating between everyone and making sure things are going properly. He checks in with everyone and delegates tasks, though his brother has a big hand in this too. He's also making sure everyone's doing what they're supposed to and is the one to officially sign off on new hires (mainly for the actual mob side. The business owners are mostly able to hire for their businesses themselves. As long as the employees as just employees at that business.). He handles a lot of deals with other big mob bosses.

Ace (Mobtale Papyrus) is actually a police chief. He simultaneously keeps an eye on the police force and coordinates the corrupt cops. He has them in an iron grip and actually makes the force better in the process, mainly for the cover. It also allows him to keep the illegal side of his business under wraps and keeps them unbothered, allowing them to do as they want without any issues. He's mostly focused on this, but he still helps and closely works with Guns to keep everything running smoothly.

Hit (Mobfell Sans) is basically just a hit man. He mostly just takes care of anyone his group needs gone. But he does have a hand in how things are run too, and takes care of inventory. Like weapons and the cars and such. If someone has a problem with their machinery, they come to him. He ends up running a mechanic's shop as a cover due to it.

Sniper (Mobfell Papyrus) is the mob's go-to lawyer. He's very good at his job too and he actually likes it. Mainly for the mental stimulation and because he's a manipulative bastard. He'll sometimes take cases for non-mob people, just because he thinks he can win them and the case reached his often buried deep down morals. He does have some standards and a little sense of justice. Sometimes.

Lucky (Mobswap Sans) runs a bar! He may be the owner, but half the times he's behind the counter serving up the drinks. He sells illegal monster drinks/food mostly, but he's also gathering intel. His bar is pretty popular in all honesty and he does have some workers, which he treats really well. Not out of the goodness of his heart mind you, mainly because happy workers are good workers. If you're being treated really well, why leave?

Strike (Mobswap Papyrus) mainly just helps his brother out at the bar (mostly because of his relationship with Lucky himself). He's quiet and unassuming, extremely sneaky, so he often overhears things no one probably wanted him to hear. He's very good at finding the information he wants though. But he's also pretty good on the tech side of things, like hacking and stuff.

Capo (Mobswapfell Sans) is the accountant. He's very good at numbers and dealing with money. He's also the one going after the people who owe the mob money. (He does have somewhat of a heart with this, so he's more lenient with certain people. I.E. good people who came to him out of desperation rather than any actual want or desire to. And especially if they have kids.) He's pretty ruthless in this regard.

Clip (Mobswapfell Papyrus) is a counterfeiter and a damn good one. He does have lesser quality bills that he plants on certain people to get them in trouble, but usually it's very hard to tell the difference with his bills. Though he's also a hit man too, often being the "muscle" for his brother. Or at least the big, silent, scary skeleton standing behind the smaller scary skeleton that's threatening you, who looks like he'd like nothing more than to skewer you on the spot.

Pass (Horrormob Sans) is mainly a supplier for bars. Food and drinks and such. But he also takes care of anyone who the mob needs to disappear, and nothing is found from these people. But the quality of his products is always top tier! Couldn't ask for anything better, and don't ask where it came from.

Button (Horrormob Papyrus) is also a supplier, working closely with his brother to give their establishments the best quality products they can. Though he often cooks at particular establishments himself (specifically Lucky's bar and Doll and Sheba's club). His food is famous and everyone waits for the days he comes in.

Gamble (Mob Gaster!Sans) is an informant and dealer. He's often making the big deals and gathering a lot of information for the mob. He travels a lot too, so he takes care of a lot of the farther reaching business. He's pretty good at it too, considering he seems like a real trustworthy and friendly guy. No one would expect him until it's too late.

Vig (Mob Gaster!Papyrus) like usual is an inventor, but is also making a lot of what Gamble deals out. He's the one making a lot of the advanced tech and drugs that the mob is using. As such he often works closely with Hit, Pass, and Button. Though he prefers to work alone when possible. He also works with Strike sometimes and makes sure the mob has the most secure networks. He'll occasionally help Sniper out if there's something he needs. He has his fingers in a lot of pies and deals with everyone a little bit.

Doll (Lustmob Sans) and Sheba (Lustmob Papyrus) once again work closely together running a strip club. Doll handles the actual business side of it a little more than his brother, but they're both in it pretty deep. Doll is just better at the more business aspect so he handles a lot of the money aspects and the "customers" coming in. Along with making sure supplies are up to date and put away properly, and a whole lot of other things. He mainly just makes sure everything's running smoothly as as it should be.

Sheba mostly takes care of the workers of their club though (where he shines most and the part he most enjoys), and they're all treated incredibly well. The girls working at the club absolutely love him, he's incredibly respectful and makes sure they're respected and safe. (They do have a rigorous hiring process, but no one can really figure out what that process is. Truth be told, they just do extensive background checks and fuck with people who are just trying to infiltrate the club for whatever reason.) They hire a lot of desperate people and not all of them are strippers. Sheba will place the people who are obviously very uncomfortable being a striper in some other position (it's always easy for him to see when someone's uncomfortable, even when they try to hide it) without any fuss, half of the time they don't even have to ask. They have great benefits too.

(Note, some of this I did take from @popatochisssp 's headcannons. Specifically Grey, Lunar, half of Brick's, Stone, and Pitch's. If you haven't already, go check out their stuff! It's incredibly cute and fluffy and I highly recommend it)

Do I have headcannons for what the mob and horror aus work as on the Surface?

Yes, yes I do.

Are these jobs that they'd work at in their own aus?

Possibly. Maybe.

Are these jobs they work at if they're all in the same au?

Yes.