#hopefully this answers ur question!

[raceweek]

hello. alexalblondo's rude anon coming here to humbly and politely beg for galex primer because i dont understand their history. george said he lived at alex's family's house at one point? how - weren't they already racing? sorry thank you humble thank you 🙏🙏

hello!!! thanks chris for the referral FKFJDKD

i have overwhelmed my alex and george tags so much that i fear i could never capture all of it but my galex key moment anthology is under the cut!!

karting/early single seaters

Alex thinks they met in 2011 but the footage in georges flip phone says he knew alex back in 2009.

Their first actual interaction (so far as they've told the world) was when alex was world champion with the intrepid karting team and bc he was their reference driver he was asked to help pick the drivers who were quick to replace him when he moved up and he picked george (and charles) so they were then part of that same intrepid driver programme for a while. Interestingly, alex was always at least one year above him bc of their ages and george says the fact they didn't really race directly against each other before 2016 was probably why they became such good friends.

They did a deep dive of their camera rolls from this time on twitch a couple years back and talked about the oldest pictures they have of each other in their camera rolls (1:25:36) which was cute.

2017

2017 is the year george basically lived with alex. They were also sharing a trainer whilst alex was competing in gp2 and george was in gp3. George was doing mercedes sim work at their factory so rented a flat in milton keynes near where alex lived but according to alex that rent was wasted money bc george had more meals at alexs' house than he did that year. Also as detailed in those links, the Great Mountain Biking Incident of 2017 occurred at this time so we have the fun mental image of george literally wheeling alex into a&e on a wheelchair bc that is an actual event that happened.

2018

George and alex both in f2 fighting for the title year wooooo!! They never really fought on track but we did get fun tidbits like when alex pipped george to the win at silverstone bc george had a slow pit stop and giggled about it in parc ferme (5:42) & these post session interviews.

also some incredible photoshoots.

2019

Promotion to f1!!! We started the year at winter testing and this nugget that they have both accepted that they are actually tied together by the strings of fate. They're doing fun media stuff like karting and bullying each other over percentage of apexs hit at the skypad (video). 2019 also the start of the umbrella sharing. They were just together a lot… more skypad analysis!!!

2019 also has MY personal favourite galex moment which was hockenheim 2019 and the 45 minute phone call galex had on the way home after george missed out on scoring what would have been his first point in f1 and only point of the season.

There was also the summer break and enjoying a training camp together, exchanging infections etc. Alex also took george to meet lily for the first time, bc that’s a normal thing to do.

There was also the rookie of the year vid, and the rookie season review vid at the end of the year. Much was happening.

2020

The year started with f1 trying to race during a global pandemic. Fun! On the singular media day before everyone realised just how stupid that was they were being annoying. The lockdowns did give us the twitch streams. George was initially so bad at virtual racing he had to secretly consult alex's brother for help behind alexs back. George was also actively seeking alex out like a missile at any given opportunity and at one point felt necessary to declare that he wasn't alexs boyfriend when someone asked if alex was going to be streaming that day. Anyway my lockdown twitchscapades tag has a post with a playlist of all the streams that haven't been lost or deleted if you want to feel joy and have a spare million hours.

Racing resumed in July with the covid team bubbles and within two races and one qualifying session george was defending alexs honour to sky sports and the world in a truly remarkable fashion.

At the end of the year alex was unemployed....even more tragic than this loss was that alexs career difficulties were so extreme he started ghosting george, which devastated him to the extent he needed to publicly drag him for it.

There was also george asking lily to post alexs n*des on instagram and lily responding with if anyone has them it would be you which was perhaps the last time george had access to his own social media password.

Despite george not liking it they celebrated alexs first podium by going golfing! and reverse! George was also gifted an alex albon signed autograph card for christmas and said that he'll put it somewhere special x

2021

The beginning of 2021 was during lockdown and there was more fun virtual gps except the only two drivers doing it were george and alex so they were just bitching and gossiping and threatening to steal strategies and abu dhabi 2016 each other. Particular shoutout to the time they had a virtual race on valentines day and alex put a suit on for it and george was baffled. Immediately after valentines day was georges birthday which lily used to thank george for letting her borrow his boyfriend from time to time.

Then the season started with george enduring the season alexless and not letting anyone forget about it. Alex was turning up to races after being locked in the simulator until the early hours posting stuff like this on instagram and otherwise stumbling over his words after getting whipped on the ass.

Perhaps the defining moment of the galex 2021 season was george pushing the williams board to sign alex so heavily that they had to actively shut him out of proceedings. Also at this time there was this cute congrats from alexs family and one from alex to georgie about the mercedes seat.

anyway here's some more random 2021 nuggets:

i've seen him topless a few times

george getting alex a good deal on a merc x

yet More golf

the handover

georges driver room

2022

They truly lost every inch of personal space in 2022 like. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. The back signing Hello.

2022 had alex having his appendix out, nearly dying and alexs family updating george whilst alex was in the icu and then when alex returned for the next race in signapore a couple weeks later (insane behaviour) george was like mmm audacious of him to be here.

Elsewhere alex discovered georges photoshoot and was making screensavers about it. Alex also discovered hair dye and george was making instagram stories about it.

other random 2022 nuggets:

george is alexs fave f1 driver excluding himself

this skit williams did of lily finding a huge picture of george in alexs driver room

whatever this image is of lily george and alex

private plane carpool

double date

2023

@onadarklingplain covers the whole year for you much MUCH better than i ever could here!!!!!

and that brings us to present where they're just as weird and freaky with each other as ever!!!

[baeshijima]

u know what would be a cool genshin fic idea? isekai/transmigrated reader, but instead of appearing within the general timeline, you come into the genshin world 500 years prior to the start of the storyline in khaenri'ah.

honestly it could be either a little before the cataclysm, giving enough time to delve into some relationship building + explore some world building with characters like dainsleif, traveller's sibling (which would probably be lumine bc i actually do like her as abyss sibling & aether as traveller), and npcs like halfdan (still crying over him to this day ;w;) and possibly the khaenri'ahn royal guards (assuming you either join them or have a good enough relationship with them), OR it could be you appear during the crisis, completely and utterly lost as to why you were brought amidst the chaos and bloodshed as you watch everything you barely knew about this nation crumble before your very eyes.

either route will still result in reader's existential crises and constant "why am i here? just to suffer?" monologues because really, who would be fine after going through that after coming from /our/ world? and not to mention you've had to endure the next 500 years wandering with no real set path because you don't know this world— this era of teyvat or of genshin. you're merely stuck, unable to die, and forced to live a life of uncertainty with no clear direction for you to go to.

despite it all, you've at least been able to see dain during this course. while your meetings pass far too quickly for your lonesome, and his solemn demeanour is something you're yet to be accustomed to after having been with him before the fall of khaenri'ah (assuming it's the route where you appear before the cataclysm), you're glad to see a familiar face every now and then. after the messy departure with the lumine who left for the abyss order, you've come to appreciate his quiet presence more and more each time.

and then you decide it might be time to settle. you soon realise it's difficult to do so when your lifespan has become far more than that of a human's — of a mortal's — and so you find yourself becoming used to staying in one place for a few years before setting off for the next. rinse and repeat. over and over. it's come to a point where you've witnessed the nations undergo various changes each time you visit. you know change is inevitable, and yet your heart stings each time you witness it; a testament to how the world is ever-changing, yet you're stuck in place as a bystander.

one thing you're grateful for, however, are the bonds you've established amid your back-and-forth over the centuries. from archons like zhongli and venti to long-life beings such as neuvillette and the adepti to regular mortals who have showed you kindness as if one of their own... you've grown to cherish those memories, often reminiscing them when the nights get too long and surroundings too quiet. it was difficult at first, and still is, but you've become used to the inevitable change and the passing of those you once knew.

and after 500 years, you find yourself face-to-face with one you haven't seen since before you appeared in this world; the protagonist of this world, and the one you eventually join in hopes of finally finding a means to an end, aether.

little side notes/extras:

from /our/ world, you would probably know the storyline from up to around current (5.0) or maybe a little after the fontaine aq conclusion. it gives a lot to work with, but you definitely won't remember a lot of the lore after so long other than some main events, especially since most of your knowledge is pretty irrelevant for the next 500 years,,,

i think it would be cool if you had an inteyvat on your person as a little homage of khaenri'ah, which may or may not invoke some opinions from certain characters (*cough* aether immediately being reminded of lumine and having an existential crisis *cough*)

post-cataclysm you would go through a, uhm, long phase of helplessness, wondering why you were even brought to this world so far back if you couldn't even make any contributions. it does eventually morph into a resolution to do what you can to help those you come across if it's within your capabilities, but the nightmares and helplessness come back every now and then as a reminder for what you can't do :D yippee :D

honestly i'm on the fence whether you would have a vision or some other type of abilities (think on the similar lines of aether/lumine's and dain's), but i think having some type of purification mechanic would be a must in your arsenal !! would definitely lead to some moments between you and characters like dain or zhongli who suffer from the erosion as you give them a slight reprieve from what rages within and corrodes them

a little self indulgent, but i'd like to think your first /proper/ meeting with zhongli happens during a lantern rite festival, wherein you're admiring the lanterns in the sky after making a wish of your own and he comes up from behind with "they're beautiful, wouldn't you say so?" and !!

also as for love interests, as much as i would love for human/mortal characters, a part of me feels like this story would be better suited for the immortal/long-life characters as love interests?? idk i feel like considering that 500 years is, well, a long time, the bonds you would have with them compared to characters like, say, alhaitham or diluc would be way too different ?? though i would definitely still add them as love interest bc i am a sucker for so many of the human characters ;w; it would also add to the angst and hurt/comfort ahahha...

anyway thank you for reading this massive brain dump of a fic bc i absolutely would put this as a long term project, and if u made it this far then i would like to say that dain solos—

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

okay wait was the image of Gabriel with hearts n all like. A drawing or his actual model. Sorry I'm just too lazy to open my laptop rn

@astron8899884

@filth8899884alt

the one above is a model and i just edited the pic to look more like a drawing

This one is a drawing

[wikitpowers]

What is your favourite top draw of Kit and Ty. Not as a couple but just independently ? :)

OKAY OKAY WAIT are we talking official art or any fanart? bc i have a LOT :’)

but if i were to pick one from each category i would say for kit and ty official art it would be these bad boys:

artist: @cassandrajean

THIS KIT HITS DIFFERENT LIKE THE FLOWER CROWN OFC BUT ALSO JUST THE OUTFIT, THE WAY HIS HAIR CONTRASTS WITH HIS GOLDEN HAIR AND SUN-KISSED SKIN! AND HE LOOKS SO GRACEFUL LIKE THE WAY HE IS HOLDING THE BOOK? DON’T TOUCH ME. and ofc this ty is my fav i have eyes, have u seen that man? he was insane for this like i’m still triggered when looking at him

and as for unofficial art (which honestly should be official) I ADORE these:

artist: @toka-sketch

like the dark crown on kit in contrast with his blonde hair is making me go crazy and like the fact that this shows he is only going to get more and more powerful is actually too much and the heron symbolizing him being the lost herondale :’) AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON TY! I LOVE HOW IRENE IS IN HIS ONE AND THE HERONDALE NECKLACE YEAH NOPE AND HIS FIT! MY GOD?!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

since more of like the class swap etc started going up every once in a while there will be a question in my inbox that would take me literally multiple comics' worth of art to answer adequately lol. and I don't wanna do that under an ask I want that to have its own space! so if I don't answer ur question know that it's probably that^ above there and not that I think ur question sucks

[transactinides]

did you wear a stuffed plush in a bag all day. like to work

no way u think im employed i need to increase my posting frequency

[shkika]

hi shkika …. i just wanna say your designs and interpretations of the iterators are super cool and when i first saw them, especially sliver and innocence, it really opened my eyes to the fact that these characters can Really Be Anything. and i think that’s super awesome!!! keep doing ur thing bro … cuz it’s really inspiring to people…. but most of all because it’s clear u have fun doing it <3

thank you cream.. wow.. i don't know if your timing was on purpose or not, but it's great anyway. it means a lot really

[six-swords]

Hi, I've just read your Steb/scar fics and I've looked at some of your original work and plan to read them soon!! I wish I had more time and focus to read, anywizzle, I was wondering how you work up the nerve to post fics like this/ if you have any tips about posting smut fics or NSFW art in general.

Thanks in advance if you chose to answer 🙏

Oh my god, yay! Thank you for reading my writing, and I hope you enjoy my original fics <3

I'll expand on this, but posting smut, written or otherwise, really does boil down to just going for it! I'll talk about my process, and hopefully, that'll help more than me saying to just do it lolll (though you should!)

I actually started my AO3 smut account because my friend had just started one and encouraged me to join them. I've been writing smut for years, but I only started posting publicly this year. When I was younger, I was worried about people IRL finding out about my account, but now, I'm friends with people who don't care about or actively encourage the smut writing. Since I've been writing for years, I felt more confident that my stories would be enjoyable to other people! In addition, if you have encouraging friends who'd be up for it, I recommend sending your fics to them first. My thought process is usually that if my friend likes my fic, other people might, too, so sharing fics on a smaller scale helped me build up the confidence to post publicly.

I also gradually increased the maturity level of my fics. I posted fics with implied sex before I went explicit, and I posted fluffier, vanilla sex before I posted darker, kinkier sex.

Obviously, one of the most nerve-wracking parts of posting NSFW writing is that people will either like or dislike it. It can be discouraging when you post and don't receive any feedback or receive very little feedback. To combat the potential let-down, I always wait a day after finishing a fic to post it. I do always want to post right after finishing something because I want the instant gratification, LOL, but if I do that, I become very susceptible to outside feedback. Waiting a day ensures that I edit the fic to the best of my ability or as much as I actually want to, so even if my fic doesn't get a lot of kudos or comments, I can still feel proud of it and want to read it again myself regardless of how popular it gets.

I hope that helps! And best of luck with your smut posting 🫡

[camelspit]

When you say "identifiable as the character", how identifiable are we talking here?

identifiable enough to be able to look at the picture, look at the 2 characters competing in the poll, and be like "oh yeah! thats him"

you can use your own hcs (poc, curly hair, freckles, facial hair etc), but i'd say don't change their hair color, since I feel like that's one of the most identifiable character traits - like if u suddenly made the vackers blonde or something, that'd be kind of odd (note: while i wouldnt suggest changing the whole hair color, you can make their roots a diff color. so if you had tiergan, for instance, itd be fine to keep him blonde but make his roots brown)

people with characters like ruy, trix, and durand, who don't really have canon descriptions, are pretty much free to do whatever they want, since there's no real concrete fanon version of them as far as I'm aware

[flowingredscale]

hey again, sam ^-^

tis I! Raiden, First Mate of the Meowdy!!

You have been boarded on the open seas, hand over your treasure ‼️‼️ ( what kind of pirate aesthetic/fashion do you like )

HELLO RAIDEN!! :3

hmm...that one is hard to answer for sure since i'm not really good with like. aesthetic names or anything like that but hmm ..

i really really love looking at boats and their designs!! especially bigger ones can just feel so grand and majestic and i have 100% dreamed of going on a super awesome adventure with one

hmm.. i'm also a big fan of the sort of shaggier/worn down clothing vibes i see a lot if that makes sense? i myself have a lot of REALLY old clothes i like to wear just because they're basically rags especially like open jackets or something like that. flowy stuff just hits so hard when its got a couple holes in it especially with a tale attached to each imperfection... n i generally wear baggier things so stuff like that too !!

[dreamwinged]

just had to fill out an intake form for my counseling appointment today bro i did not want to think about that shit at 1pm in the afternoon

[inkykeiji]

after reader fucks tomura and touya nii finds out and everything ensues after, does he stop fucking other women? is there a mutual understanding at this point even though he still will always have the one up on reader? always been curious about that xoxo feel better!!!

hi hi!! so the simple and quick answer is yes, he stops fucking them immediately after he tells reader that he is hers at the end of part three. i've discussed it in more detail here, here, here, and here, if you are interested!! <33

aw thank u so much sweetpea!! <333

[dersitedreamr]

wait can you explain why vriska was going to fight Jack bc I don’t think I fully understood her

Yeah no problem !!

Because she created him.

To protect/save her friends.

To absolve herself of her past wrong doings.

What’s interesting to me is when Vriska says, “It only makes sense that I would be the one to create him, Since I am also going to be the one to kill him,” as this was never in the cards for pre or post retcon Vriska.

Take a moment and put yourself in Vriska’s shoes. She knows Jack is going to fuck up everything, I think atp John is being told by Karkat that Jack is going to fuck up everything. It would be so much smarter and cheat mode to NOT make Jack even more powerful than he already is. Now imagine being the person who aids in creating him, essentially fucking up everything, all because Paradox Space knows it is in your nature to do such reckless, and self-important things. It’s definitely fucking agitating and I think her trying to make sense of it was by basically theorizing the reason she did it in the first place was because she genuinely could defeat him.

So maybe she’s thinking this is a set up created by past her to: prove her strength (that she CAN kill and not feel horrible, like what happened after Tavros) and prove to herself and her friends that she is good (that she can kill and be strong by killing BAD GUYS only). However, she has yet to reach a level of self-awareness where she realizes this is actually just a problem caused by her hubris. Also, I am pulling about 30% of this character analysis out of my ass, so it’s up to you whether you find any merit in this paragraph.

[alister312]

what kind of house do you think gregstophe lives in? like are they more inclined to live in a penthouse in a dense city like area or do they stay in places like south park but with bigger homes? i know you mentioned gregory having an infinity pool at one point so I'm curious to know if you'd had a specific home style in mind

i will be perfectly honest anon, i do not have a solid idea in mind for what their home would look like! it shifts constantly to me, mostly bc i don’t have a solid idea for where/if they would permanently settle? like, in concepts where they have a kid i imagine them moving back to south park bc i like imagining all of my faves being parents together. but i also love imaging them as mercenaries and in situations like that, i don’t know if they’d ever have a permanent residence (or more like they’d have many small ones).

however if i had to think of them in one location forever, i definitely think they’d have a house in a neighborhood. probably somewhere a little remote or private but not too far from the city (like south park lol). if they have a house, they’d probably also have Normal Jobs™️ and would need to be able to commute to them but i feel like Christophe would not like living in the city the older he gets. like, he’d like the anonymity of it but really hate the lack of nature/dirt and population density. Gregory would probably also really like having a house that can be all his own. i imagine him to be the type to really like home decor.

i’m thinking a two floor house, but one floor being the basement so on the surface it looks like just a one floor house. kitchen, living room, office, bathroom, and bedroom all on the first floor, basement would have Gregory’s infinity pool and wine cellar for Christophe (maybe also a spare bedroom or a general hang out area for guests? I’ve never had an infinity pool or wine cellar in my house, idk how much space those take up). they’d also have a garage but they wouldn’t keep their car(s) in there. that’d be Christophe’s workshop for woodworking. both the front and backyard would have a lot of gardens and plants, but the backyard would also have a patio area so that Gregory can host guests when the weather is nice.

while i have just dreamed up this entire house, i do stick by what i said at the start, which is that i’m not entirely sure if this is where they’d live. if they lived in a house, i think it would be something like that, but they could also just be travelling constantly! either concept makes sense to me.

[wikitpowers]

I love your hair!dyer au for Kit!!! I was wondering what your favourite hair colours for him are!

From the ones I’ve seen you’ve post I really like the copper hair the strawberry blonde!!

I also feel like Kit would be peak with dark blonde hair or dirty blonde hair!!

queue another hair dyer!kit post, guys❗

YES I LOVE THE COPPER AND STRAWBERRY BLONDE HAIR SO BADLY AHHHH (i also got an ask about blue haired kit and made posts about kit with highlights and a MULLET bc i just love those ideas so freaking much). i’m obsessed with the hc that kit experiments with different hair colours like it’s so freaking cute! and i just know that both him and dru dye their hair together like true besties <3

but listen, as much as i love the hair dyer!kit hc, i absolutely adore (and i mean adore) his natural hair like i’m a full on sucker for blonde hair and i just know his is so so gorgeous :’)

jesus u are totally gonna regret asking me this question bc i will be going on an absolute tangent

in official arts his hair seems to have a bit of an undercut which i am actually insanely obsessed with like yes!!! undercuts are seriously so hot icl!!! 😳

↳ so i imagine his hair to sorta be like this and omg i-

also i LOVE thinking of the curly haired!kit hc,, like just imagine the ✨vision✨ ugh i just know he would look crazy good

as for the shade of blonde, i'm thinking his hair is like honey-toned blonde like proper golden. like that would just be so beautiful :"o

basically what i'm trying to say is i just love him with whatever hair style and shade he has, my boyyo :(

[bathomet-writes]

Isn't there a chance to know what the others would do ( at least don, leo and mikey) for Tyler who ditched reader?

off the top of my head…they would probably all do something really rude lol, along the lines of ruining his night like raph did (maybe without some of the bloodlust??) lemme make some quick hc!!

leo:

* before u both leave, he insists upon going back in for a drink

* “just some punch before i go!! 😄😄”

* you wait outside the gym

* then u hear a loud commotion (tables being flipped, liquid spilling, fists flying, etc.)

* leo calmly walks back out absolutely drenched in red liquid

* “HOLY SHIT!!” 😰😰

* “calm down, it’s koolaid.”

* leo beats up tyler and causes a huge fight to break out in the gym

* all the chaperones/staff start flooding in, shouting for who was responsible

* “we should probably hit the road now.” he pushes u to the exit

* “u are so expelled” 😏😏

donnie:

* he’s been following u and ur date for a while, even before u got to the dance

* he’s totally not weird abt it

* donnie takes it upon himself to remotely wipe tyler’s phone of all his passwords/photos/texts/apps/etc. after he ditches u

* as well as hacking into the school computers to change all of his grades to zero

* “who’s passing physics now, tyler??” 😈😈😈

* it doesn’t surprise u when donnie admits to basically stalking u the whole night and hacking shit

* “i’m shocked u didn’t just dox the guy tbh”

* 🙂 “would u like me to…?” his hand hovers over his phone

* “mmm…no. but that’s sweet of u” 🥰

mikey:

* when u tell him abt tyler not even SHOWING UP???? he gets PISSED

* “where does he live?? i just wanna talk to him”😤😤

* “dude i have no idea.”

* u two eventually pass him in the hall on the way out

* tyler’s like “….oh……hey…….wassup??” 😅😅

* u have to physically hold mikey back from going completely feral on him

* mikey wiggles out of ur hold and goes into the gym

* he grabs the mic at the stage and just verbally lays into him 🤬🤬🤬

* it’s basically the bit from snapcube’s sonic dub

* “i’ve come to make an announcement, tyler’s a bitch-ass mf!!!”

* u cry from laughing so hard 🤣🤣

* mikey gets pulled off stage kicking and screaming