#hope everyone has a nice day today...

[wuntrum]

merry christmas. watch the green knight (2021)

[obsob]

to be loved is to be held!!! print

[i-like-forcefem]

Hey so uh I wanted to ask about that candy bar you gave me at the Halloween party last night, I ate it before bed (it tasted really good) but when I woke up I started to notice some things. My voice sounds kinda softer and higher pitched than before, my body feels tingly and kinda soft, my hair looks a lot longer and fuller than I remember it being, and every time I look in the mirror I think I look thinner than before...my clothes feel uncomfortable...people have been saying I look and sound cute and every time they compliment me I start blushing...n-not that I'm in any pain, don't worry, it's just...uh...w-where did you get that candy bar from again?

Awwww, well cutie the bars are ones I make by with plenty of love, specially for Halloween and a secret recipe I can’t just share with anyone

But since you seem to enjoy them so much let’s make a little deal!

I’ll let you Trick or Treat everyday! Just come here with a new fun outfit everyday and you’ll never run out of candy bars!

That said the bars work the best if you eat them everyday (and they can have quite some withdrawal symptoms) and I only have you the first bar because your costume was so so adorable and cute and feminine, and just so you know you’ve set the standard now cutie!

If you want more candy bars you better come back in an even cuter outfit, and also make sure to walk here in broad daylight where everyone can see! No cars allowed, most of the fun from Halloween is that anyone can see your costume, so you do need the show off phase

Got it cutie? Good Girl! Now take one more bar as a free-bee and I expect you here in much more appropriate clothing tomorrow, if you want another bar of course

[humming-fly]

This 4th of July I’m stealing the patriotism euphoria that’s usually associated with assholes idolizing the worst attributes of this country because fuck ‘em I live here too and remembering the things this country actually got Right is an important exercise when trying to rally anyone to want to defend it in November SO putting my money where my mouth is I’ll start easy and say I really like National Parks!! It’s rad how many of them there are and how they’re actual set up to preserve some of the most beautiful wild areas in our country while still letting people visit to enjoy and experience nature!! (Less important but I love how they put national parks on the quarters I think that’s real fun)

Feel free to add on if something speaks to ya!

[roseandbee]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[stardustvanfleet]

today’s jakedown is brought to you by jake’s blue suit because……. god he looks so handsome 💙

[amrv-5]

Okay given that my 25th birthday (wow) falls directly on American election day and also that it's been a trying week already if anybody wants to be really nicey* to me next Tuesday I would be grateful forever <3

*see tags

[gethellbcnt]

Today's my birthday!! Gonna be hanging out with family and will likely be on later tonight! 🎂

[seoulmatez]

floating by ur dash to say hi and wish u a happy, stress-free tuesday :3 it’s getting warm ( Hot, really ) outside so pls remember to fill up ur water bottle and stay hydrated !

[akkivee]

HAYAMA-SAN WAS BORN ON STRAWBERRY DAY GUYS!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! 🥳🍓🥳🍓

[heymacy]

hello little stars ✨ and welcome back to Tag Game Tuesday!

name: macy mouse 🐭

age: [schmidt voice] twenty-NOINE!

where are you from originally? seattle and i miss it every day 🌲

your go-to coffee, tea, or soda of choice: an iced vanilla chai 🧋

your comfort film: singin’ in the rain 🌧️

how many siblings do you have? 3

if you could take a vacation anywhere, where would it be? hawaii or ireland 🌺☘️

last song you listened to: “brooklyn” by emily james

do you believe in aliens? anyone that says we’re alone in the universe is a silly silly goose 🪿

what about ghosts? i’ve had too many paranormal experiences not to believe in ghosts 👻

it’s 2am. you can’t sleep. you get up to get a snack. what is it? i’d probably sit on my kitchen floor and eat a cheese stick like the lil rat i am 🧀

and finally, share something you’ve done/made recently that you’re proud of: i shared my art for the first time yesterday and i’m really proud of it 🥺💛 just a wee guy and his lil smile

i’m tagging @gardenerian, @iansfreckles, @ewanroys, @metalheadmickey, @heymrspatel, @whatwouldmickeydo, @gallawitchxx, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @howlinchickhowl, @7x10mickey, @vintagelacerosette, @sleepyfacetoughguy, @creepkinginc, @mishervellous, @sickness-health-all-that-shit, @squidyyy23, @crossmydna, @thisdivorce, @y0itsbri, @rereadanon, @tectonicduck, @xninetiestrendx, @callivich, @captainjowl, @deedala, @harrowhark-a-vagrant, @deathclassic, @energievie, @purplemagpie, @palepinkgoat, @too-schoolforcool, @whaticameherefor, @michellemisfit, & @thepupperino 💫

[l-tora-l-archived]

Hello (again :6) !!!

[obsob]

friends forever

✹print shop✹

[moonchild-in-blue]

Let me be weird for a moment - I love opening tumblr in the morning because that's around the time my fellow Europeans™ are getting up/commuting/starting the day as well, and there's a little spike in activity.

It reminds me of my childhood/teenage years, when you'd meet your friends in the bus stop before school, everyone incredibly sleepy and groggy, and you'd catch up on whatever before class.

It feels like we're all schoolmates waving hi at each other before splitting to our different classrooms and what not 🥺

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Meal planning is great until you decide to impulsively make bread cause you remembered you have some yeast that you haven't used yet

[stardustvanfleet]

monday morning jakedown 😵‍💫🥰