#hoot hoot bitch

[otakusparkle]

LOOK AT HIM

Hoot hoot bitch

I definitely will get him no matter what 🙂

[barb-the-builder]

Woke up around 2 am and I can clearly hear an owl hooting in the distance. Never happened to me before despite being on this planet for like 18 years. I'm enraptured by mysteries of life.

[thelucidduchess]

POV: I’m a very angry owl

…

WHO?!

Whoever made this is a true fan

[opal-owl-flight]

HOLY SHIT. WHOEVER TEAM GETS THE LAST ULTRA SIGNAL OF THE TRICOLOR MATCH GETS THEIR TEAM'S MAIN LEITMOTIF DOMINATING THE REST OF THE MATCH. INCLUDING THE NOW OR NEVER THEME

MUSICAL VARIATIONS MY FUCKING BELOVED

[orpheusilver]

cup stack at my chemical romance in tāmaki makaurau, aotearoa (11/3/2023)

[feelingtheaster99]

Guys I’m so proud of Ally Beardsley in the moment. Remembering good things your spells do? HUGE in any fight

[thebitchwitheface]

THATS MY BROKEN PURSE! AAAAAAA

Owl Backpacks // Darlings CA on Etsy

[deathbirby]

Love when people say "Edelgard didn't mastermind the Tragedy" okay but she's the main reason it happened. The Agarthans were the heavy hitters in killing Lambert and they only did it to help Edelgard. And also she literally knew about them doing this for years??? And never did shit about it ever??? Edelgard's hands are dirty as fuck.

wasn't she like.. a child tho. she isn't to blame for the tragedy itself in any way but she absolutely should have spoken up about it when given the chance. wouldve saved a lot of bloodshed and tears

[emthepotatocat]

I talked about this during the live discussion but my theory for the reason the RatGrinders where so interested in the Thistlespring Tree and the soil is because by infecting the soil, they can infect the pollen of the plants of Elmville. Then, that infected rage pollen would be used to make the Devil’s Honey that Gertie was talking about. It will then be used to infect the whole school through the food trucks. In their state of rage infection (where they worship the rage god), the devil’s honey would cause their worship and belief to be much more stronger as the infected will have no doubt that they ever worshiped anyone else and will start believing the lie.

I agree with most theories that the party died in the Mountains of Chaos and were brought alive by the rage god, but I find it more interesting how this god is operating. I’m not too sure if they’re directly controlling the actions of the RatGrinders or if it’s by proxy and the RatGrinders can control themselves to some degree, but the theme of loopholes and fairness is still prevalent in this plan. We have seen other gods be changed by their followers, like Cassandra and Tracker’s goddess, but what happens if the followers are essentially mind controlled into worship a certain god? especially one that is unnamed and largely unknown? Their plan is to actively shape the identity of their followers into being rageful and make those followers believe in the lie that they have always worshiped this rage god. Is this a loophole to the way worship in the FH universe works? Because based on what we have been shown, all worshipers were in some degree willing participates in their worship of any specific god, only social pressures and manipulations to keep them worshiping rather than being literally forced. So is this god trying to essentially build a brainwashed rage army to worship them in order to become a powerful god rather than building up followers? Is this rage god buying bots to artificially inflate their follower count rather than posting good-quality shit posts and amassing a loyal fan base?

Going over the whole villain plan so far: KettlePitty CopperFucker already has preexisting rage and jealousy toward the Bad Kids and specifically Riz. Her rage stems from her understanding how she’s an NPC in a DnD game. She’s essentially she’s an incel, wanting the world to revolve around her but not doing what’s necessary and thinking her conflict free life is boring and wanting the trauma of the Bad Kids. The idea of it all was much cooler in Kipperlilly’s head than it actually was for the Bad Kids, and the Bad Kids actually were able to work through that Trauma, leading them to be who they are. Anyway, Kipperlilly is a vulnerable teen who got too lost in her own emotions, and drove herself insane with her own jealousy, making her into the easy target for the Rage God. The Rat grinders’ treck into the mountains of chaos was most likely KipperLilly’s attempt at replacing the Bad Kids’ cool adventures but something went wrong, they weren’t prepared as they lacked experience with big threats, causing themselves to die. They all then chose to be revived by Rage God (TM), minus Lucy who stayed dead and who they hexed into never going into the afterlife as revenge(?) for not following the Rage God. (Begs the question of why they brought her to the Elmville forest rather than leaving her behind?). Anyways they go back to Elmville and slowly begin their plan, consisting of 2 steps.

1. Expel the Bad Kids as revenge.

2. Make everyone worship the Rage God.

The second step is much easier to explain. Kipperlilly sets up the food trucks and establishes them as legit. Then, at Frosty Fair, Ruben was supposed to infect all of Elmville’s soil through his ritual at the Root Guardian, being the Thistlespring residents. As discussed earlier, this would have caused all the soil and thus pollen and thus Devil’s Honey to be corrupted with Rage God and spread amongst the Aguefort student body. This creates a super army of Angy Bois who would all worship this one god. Now I’m not to sure if the ritual actually worked, but this sure seems like the original plan. Also somehow all of this is related to Ankarna and Cassandra and their marriage but I’m not sure how specifically. The Rat Grinders going back to the Mountains of Chaos might be for a ritual or meeting of some kind and we might get to see the Rage God in action as the RatGrinders report how their plan is not doing great, especially with the Bad Kids catching on and surviving. Also the Sky Engine stolen from Fabian’s basement might have something to do with the expulsion plan, but I’m leaning toward it relating to their trip to the Mountains of Chaos.

Now the first step is much more complicated and visible. First time, they try to expel them using the robit principal and catching the Bad Kids doing drugs at the Frosty Fair. This fails due to robit murder. This also leaves a power vacuum and due to Aguefort’s dumbass and Aguefort (the schools) lack of plan Cs, the Class President becomes the true principal in case of emergencies, leading Kipperlilly into furiously campaigning for President to become principal. I’m not sure if this is because she wants to expel the Bad Kids herself, a gun for more power, or something relating to the Rage God plan, or maybe all three? Idk. She is also most likely colluding with Jace Stardiamond, who we can assume gunned for Kristen to be failed for step 1 and for the bot not to be rebuilt for the above. The failing of Kristen also forced them to the Last Stand-ard Exam, where Buddy was probably planted by Stardiamond at the request of Kipperlilly and where Buddy and the Bad Kids were probably were going to be left for dead, hoping they may take the Rage God’s deal for life in exchange for worship and further indoctrination. Stardiamond is may be rage-compromised or is just being manipulated idk.

[scutchythedm]

INTERROGATING RAGH AND THR FIRST THING ADAINE SAYS IS "GUESS WHAT BITCH YOURE OUR BITCH NOW"

ALL OF HER ADDITIONS TO THE INTERROGATION ARE WILD

"everybody here is calling you Shit Pants"

"Little Baby Shit Pants"

"You think that we're very cool AND......AND YOU'RE GONNA VOTE FOR FABIAN FOR PROM KING"

[imowlysh]

hello! i have been made aware of certain anons accusing me of stealing art, specifically my mutuals' art, and reposting it on other platforms. this is a serious claim and i can promise that i don't tolerate art theft and therefore i have NEVER done such a thing.

to everyone who has received such messages, i'm sorry you have been dragged into this stupidity. i can't blame you for doubting me since i am not exactly the most sociable person around here, but believe me when i say i would never do such a thing. this is the only platform i post my art.

[determinedowl23]

is this anything

[mindless-vagabond]

local wildlife gang tattoos

[avatar-aaang]

oh okay so she can send out an email about staff birthdays but not the fucking schedule. got it. Priorities.

[muirneach]

SCREAMING SO HARD RN. TAYLOR THE MAN THAT YOU ARE. I LOVE YOU. FROM TWO SETS DOWN YOU FUCKING DID IT. GO TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[opal-owl-flight]

"Sneak peek season! Time to grind for conch shells!"

The X ranker showing up to my first match of the day: