#hoooly shit dude.

[creep-girl]

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[unnamable-lee]

We’ve seen lee!Gangle, whaaat about ler!Gangle ? :3c

these two mean a lot to me

okay bed time HONK. SHOOOO HONK

[cure-stars]

you can't taste the bitter, the sweet, or anything at all?

i hope happiness comes to that kind of you. 🪽

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Everything past season 4 of the PPG may be dogshit but at least the Western AU episode gave us this absolute fire fit 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖

LIKE. WROW 👀💖💖💖💖💖 Y'all have noooo idea how much I actually fucking love westerns, Rango is literally in my top 3 favorite movies (one day I will convince my gf to watch the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with me) sO THIS LOOK IS SO. HHRHRGRG 💖💖💖💖💖 FUCK IT IMMA JUST SAY IT'S HOT HE'S HOT I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖

[coridallasmultipass]

Shit Post venting hour let's go:

Trans Bro/Trans Dirk has endometriosis (*enBROmetriosis, because people are shitty and don't get that guys have it, too), even AFTER getting a hysterectomy, because, unfortunately, sometimes our bodies are just transphobic like that. (True story, bro...) He doesn't get symptoms regularly post-op, but when they hit, they hit like a plane-wreck - it's a huge disaster for one, and it also becomes everyone else's business.

Trans Dave doesn't have endo, but still goes through a lot of pain relievers for normal cramps. He forgot to tell Bro they were out of medicine last time.

Cue Bro stuck hugging the toilet, sick from how much pain he's in as soon as he wakes up, and Dave doesn't hear him call out for healing.

As soon as Dave hears Bro talking about Advil, he immediately remembers his mistake and realizes why Bro's been extra volatile lately (PMS/PMDD/etc).

[madame-mongoose]

The implications of Fern existing in Fionna's world fucks me up so bad do you understand

[hiveswap]

Well thats a dream i'll be trying my best to forget. Man

[monsterkingu]

Forgiveness.

[mayamelodyegg]

hello. can anybody hear me. hello. hello. mic test hello

[intertexts]

the more i hear about myct spaces & even just other twitch communities + the Shit that goes down there the more horrified i get... like after having become more interested in, like,,, actual professional entertainers & internet personalities (mostly in actual play show spaces. U know me!), genuinely Everything about the way many professional streamers handle, like. Everything. is so disconcertingly awful... it's like so transparently obvious that like 90% of them were nerds who blew up during the pandemic & have no Fucking clue when it comes to like. Behaving? have no idea how to interact with people normally? no clue that standards of behavior change once u are like,,, a professional creator who is paying workers vs just some dude fuckin around with friends? holy shit.

[weavingmemoir]

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[bethrnoora]

NEW BABIES!!!

[evilminji]

O.O!!! :Dc wait a second.... Aquaman >.>

Good JOB Brain! That IS a good idea!

Don't know if YOU GUYS all know this? But Arthur? Son of a Lighthouse keeper and the Queen of Atlantis? THAT Arthur Curry aka. Orin? Has CONSIDERABLY enhanced durability. Like... *hit by a car* "ha. Cute." Enhanced.

It's because of the DEEP Sea water pressure he's built for.

I bring this up? Because the man is a legit BAMF. Absolutely TERRIFYING near any body of water. Dude has SUPER STRENGTH AND HYDROKINESIS. Not ONLY are YOU filled with water, but every street corner in the world has pipes! He is NEVER not armed.

That's not including the "yes I can ask a lobster to take your dick off" thing.

But most of all? He has the RAGE. The lifetime of injustice after injustice. His home under attack, his people suffering and regarded as LESS. The poison dumped into their air. Their lands taken, PRESUMED the property of land dwellers.

Treated as criminals and monsters should they DARE defend themselves.

Yet? He is a leader. A husband, father, mentor. The death of his child can not take from him that title. Nor years numb that pain. He strives to be good. Be wise. Live well.

Yet? There is once AGAIN fuckery in his ocean. Some "secret" lab. Poking at a swirling green portal. At the BOTTOM OF THE SEA. For God's sake, they DO REALIZE, you can't HIDE things from him down here, RIGHT?

It looks radioactive.

He refuses to have that so close to Atlantis.

Sends a notice up to the Watchtower, a call back to his Wife, and leads the gaurd team in. Painfully easy, really. Bog standard humans, caught off gaurd. Right until one of them does something... stupid.

He tries to blow the place. Destroy evidence. It would kill all of them. Which is not Arthur's main concern. No, what IS? Is that it would dump radioactive SOMETHING into the waters near Atlantis.

He dives forward. They struggle. A button is smashed and...

Their containment field drops.

They had been keeping it in a perfect vacuum.

Arthur is sucked in.

Watches, in free fall, as his men's faces turn to horror. As they desperately dive to follow him. Loyal. True. But ultimately too late. He curses himself as he loses sit of them. But forces himself to focus, twist, get his feet under him. His is in air, above LAND.

He hits HARD.

But not the ground like he had planned.

He's slamed, at an awkward, frantic, angle and knocked off course. His weight crashing down onto a scrawny slip of a boy, who weezes and struggles to get a proper grip. His arms not quite long enough to go all the way around his barrel of a chest.

He helps, by slinging an arm over his young savior.

Only then, does he notice, the tiny crown of ice and nebula, poking at a jaunty angle from the child's head.

Their landing would be rough, had Arthur not caught them, once he gets close enough to the ground. The young royal gasping for air, having clearly pushed his limits to get to Arthur in time. He hauls himself up. Not yet a man, but not as young as Arthur feared. His eyes glow.

"Hoooly SHIT. Are you okay?! I hit you really hard! I'm so, SO sorry! I panicked! And-"

Honestly? A little bruised. But nothings he's going to ADMIT too.

More concerning? The injuries.

There's a screech of tires turning sharp corners. Sirens getting closer. The young king whips around. Terror seeping onto his face. It gives Arthur an unobstructed view of pointed ears, softly glowing skin with star like freckles, and scars that creep up the child's neck. He does not like the picture being painted.

"We have to GO. Now. Please, I'll explain in a moment! But we have to go NOW!"

Really, REALLY does not like the picture. And he has WAYS of dealing with such things as this. But safety first. Prioritize the children. They go. He vows to get answers. And all around Amity? Certain individuals days are NUMBERED.

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @hypewinter @mutable-manifestation @lolottes @nerdpoe

[onethousandbeetles]

just went out w my friends to watch a movie and get dinner turns out being alive kicks ass

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

going here because i have a post cooking about this but it isnt ready yet. anyway, FEHs writing has fucked over a lot of characters but i will genuinely never forgive them for KAREL especially. like hoooly shit dude. masterclass in scooping out every interesting/compelling piece of his character in fe7 out with a spoon and turning out another murder memeslop character like what happened with henry in awakening's peak. i will admit his penchant for gay innuendo in heroes is very funny but thats not the point rn.

this is part of a wider issue i have with general Discussion about FE7 karel really but its just... incredibly bizarre in heroes especially. as a whole he's written to be a fair bit more outwardly aggressive than he is in FE7 (the fact he all but threatens to kill the summoner for no real reason multiple times is esp bonkers to me considering the parallels you can draw to how he acts towards both mark and lucius, neither of whom he's all that nasty with relatively speaking), and for some reason they also really hone in on the mentions he makes of the "feast" in pale flower of darkness... which is the only time he ever makes any use of the term in his home game. exactly twice at that. but it's all he can talk about in heroes? it is bizarre.

and like. i don't know. it's genuinely very sad to me that any trace of the kindness and gentleness he shows to lucius and karla especially is just Gone. and for what reason? genuinely, why? his level 40 quote is so strange for this reason because making it essentially a rehash of his A support with lucius wouldve been the easiest shit in the world and i would've been fine with it. but nah, we get. checks notes. a conversation where karel threatens to kill the summoner again. for no real reason?

i'm realizing now this is getting really long for a tumblr ask on a half-shitpost blog, so i apologize. it's just a topic i get very passionate about very quickly. TLDR: When i get that fucking owl.

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[gaiahypothesims]

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Harris- Hoooly shit man.

Ashley- Kicked in?

Harris- Where the fuck you getting this? I need to know, for science.

Ashley- Here and there, all natural. I don't mess with anything that isn't. OH! I win!

Harris- No fuckin' way.

Jonah- <grumpy> What are you two chuckleheads doing?

Harris- <giggles> Just chillin' man, fuuuck. This guy is good shit.

Ashley- See? I told you! Jonah, didn't I tell you? I have the up-up..ut-utmost.... where was I going with that? Whatever, I'm a cool guy. Where have you been?

Jonah- No where, checking in on the baby. Why are you looking at me like that? What the fuck? Are you both high? I swear to god, Ashley, I will kill you!

Harris- <giggling>

Ashley- No! Not. Not really!! Not like you were that time! Its just a fun little thing. Right Harris? Can I call you Harris? Do you prefer Harry?

Harris- I absolutely don't prefer 'Harry'. Not ever. I'm gonna need a little bit more time on land Jonah. I don't think I trust myself to be on a boat right now. <smirks> Much as Lord hates me, he doesn't want me dead... yet.

Jonah- <boiling anger> Well that's just great isn't it?

Harris- I knew you'd understand!! Good man, good guy, good duuude... dude... duuude. That sounds weird. Does it sound weird to you?

Jonah- <stalks away angrily>

Harris- Oh shit, he mad?

Ashley- I wouldn't worry about it. He's a kitten, a kitty, a little baby tiger. As long as Ev never finds out, we're golden.

Harris- Don't worry buddy, this is between you and me. Uh, I'll need to take some of that back with me.

Ashley- For sure, for sure, fo sho'.... fo sho. The more the merrier. merrier... merrier? Merrier. Hmm.