#hooked on phonics

[mice-rats-daily]

Today's rat is Rag the Rat from Hooked on Phonics!

[ausetkmt]

In Living Color "Oswald's Visiting Day"

this is my favorite character from In Living Color. Oswald speaks that lingua

[musclem3m0ry]

I'm good at writing because I'm good at reading and I'm good at reading because I've been doing it since I was 4 and Ive been doing it since I was 4 because I was Hooked on Phonics

[roosterforme]

💫🔮💫BEGONE TROLL💫🔮💫

No one is forcing them to read or stick around, maybe they should find something more their speed like a nice hooked on phonics 💅🏻 Such poor form to keep plaguing your inbox with that nonsense.

[xyberfox]

[wildflowerhomeschool]

Hooked on phonics! 🙌🏻✨☺️

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I Am All In Rewatch - Jess & Rory- Episode 2x5 (Part 1)

Yeah, you're a hot dude, but I ain't. I ain't passing up a hot meal when I'm hungry. Guy. I mean, you know, you kind of matter, but not right now. She's her own person. She's grown, you know, she's growing into the spectacular woman to be and it's just this strong, empowered one but still hell bent for leather because who mommy is and who daddy is, right? So there, so there's that opening... It'll cause her some heartache maybe, but it's necessary...And I thought, in terms of the acting he had, he displayed an appropriate amount of you know, sort of internal confusion and internal angst and um where he was that he was that guy that thought he knew everything, yet he knew he didn't, and he was angry about it and he just he just couldn't. He had no patience for conformity or society. It made me made you want to find out what happened to him and help him out, and it really made me gravitate toward him. So that's the subtlety in his performance that is so brilliant. It draws you in. You know, he doesn't overdo it, He just gives you a taste. -Scott

[likeadog]

therapy today was so intense. good but so intense. i really like my therapist though i know ive said this but he literally printed me out the manual and another thing for the type of therapy we're doing so i can read it myself bc he trusts that im smart enough to understand it

[boxwinebaddie]

Have the CD guys ever read fanfic about themselves?

OH MY GODDSKLHDHLS

YES!!! yES, THEY HAVE!!!

THEY'VE READ TOO MUCH, TBH.

no, because back in the good ole days when the boys were still The Boys and darling scotty had not made his evil fuckboy transformation into Thot, they did a very silly segment on MTV that was sponsored by red bull, who, in my fake ncuniverse, collabed with grey goose,

and released these very crazy 4loko-esqe red/gray alcoholic energy drinks that the CD boys were taste-testing ( yes, they were Gone ) while they dramatically read and re-enacted the most vile, viral sex scenes written about them in aO3 fanfictions. it was...So Good.

( boxwinebaddie DEF made the cut, jsyk. xx )

but anyways, for con-sext, The Boys took turns reading...

kenny carried the whole thing on their back tbh ( all while wearing the skeleken facemask, might i add, which required them to suck their drink through a swirly straw...a lot of sucking jokes were made...smh )

scott, i think, had to pause every five seconds to laugh and when he wasn't, his med-student brain was looking too far into the logistics of all the sex positions and the motivations behind them...love him.

jimmy's performance was phenomenal, obviously, ( comedic legend ) but all the stuttering and slurring required subtitles, i fear. whaaack.

but, uh...speaking of Reading...and being Whack.

i just want to start out by saying...

Ravenstan...I Love You.

God Bless You, Baby.

you really....tried your Very Best.

however...

...that man CANNOT read.

HEEEELPSSK

OOOOOOOOOF. IT WAS /SO/ FUNNY, YOU GUYS.

i need a ten minute super-cut of raven of crimson dawn trying to read because it is SOOOO Unserious. his dyslexia is soooo bad. RIP </3

however, i must say that i admire the confidence in which he very loudly and proudly read out words, smiled very cutely at the camera,

and pRONOUNCED THEM DEAD FUCKING WRONG.

it was god tier comedy, i am not even joking, the boys regularly skipped turns so stan had to read more often...it was that funny, fml.

he would try to read something, sound it out, squint, tilt his head to the right like a small, confused dog and go:

"'his...Personal dick?' but that...doesn't even make SENSE??? pero like, Clearly it's Jimmy's Personal Dick and not someone elses?? so i don't know why xXdrummers-bang-harder-69Xx even Wrote that." :/

please note: scott and jimmy LITERALLY ABOUT TO START CRYING whilst kenny takes a v large slurp of their drink, also trying v hard not to cry like "rae, baby, i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this..."

*literally holds stan's hand.*

"it's not Personally...

...it's *Pulsating*.

'His /PULSATING/ Dick.'"

which i think they figured would’ve cleared that up, but, not enough, i guess bc ravenstan, squinting Again, said

"the stuff.....in orange juice?"

HEEEEELPPPPPP

NOOOOO SKLHSDSKD bABY THAT IS /PULP/.

ft. jimmy shouting "AYOOOOOO! can we get some fanfictions with smaller w-w-words in them? because raven can't r-r-read."

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUTAL!!! BOOOO!!! LAME!!! CORNY!!!

Justice For My Sexy Dyslexy KING!!!! >:O

listen!!! he is Very Nice and Very Pretty, therefore, he does not NEED to know how to Read, okay?!!! he has Other People to read for him, namely, his super smart mega fine Law Student Boyfriend who rEADS TO HIM EVERY NIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! he Won!!!

he did also say 'okay, FUCK YOU GUYS!' and scott legitimately waved the list and (th)said "i think you actually do that in thith next one."

WHICH????? the only thing funnier than stan trying to read on camera, is when they have to read any fic where ravenstan whips out...

…hIS THICK MASSIVE TEN INCH SCHLONG.

when i tell you they were SCREAMING!!!! ohMyGOD.

that was sO FKN FUNNY to them, they were like OH MY GOD, RAVEN PUT THAT THING AWAAAAAAAY!!! ITS TOO LARGE WERE SCARED SKDJSLD dead, actually sooo dead...like their audience did not understand the context of that, but it was SOOOO unserious.

i swear the cd boys fave inside joke is to make an insane amount of out of pocket raven dick jokes in interviews, like i shit you not, they’re like "hi, sorry we're late! raven turned around too fast coming out of the shower, accidentally slapped us in the face with his HUGE DICK and knocked us out cold." SKHDD it happens so often ppl are literally Frothing At The Mouth trying to SEE IT.

smmHHHH.

like, besties...

I'm Gonna Hold Your Hand While I Say This.

HKDSKDSKDKHSDhLKSHDLDSK

Live, Laugh, Love My Boys. <3

-uncle nina, proud mother of four

( or, uh, Three ig )

[official-linguistics-post]

what about Shavian

i had never heard of it before but WOW. first off, huge fan of the shaw > shavian transformation.

but the idea of english with such a shallow orthography feels WRONG

[sagesfandomspot]

Every time I watch the scene where Jess walks into Rory's room for the first time, all I can think is how they don't even know that they just changed history.

[c0rpseductor]

there’s a clear knockoff of lo called hooked on cthonics (YES REALLY) that webtoon really wants me to read since i read lo. and you know what? it looks dogshit, so i’m going to read it

[grapecaseschoices]

-`. 𝐔𝐑𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 @thedeadthree, this was cute! Ty :-D

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒: write one song for every letter in your url, and then tag as many people as there are letters in your url.

G: Gravel to Tempo by Hayley Kiyoko

R: Royalty by Egzod, Maestro Chives, Neoni

A: An der schonen blauen Donau, Walzer, op 314 by Johann Strauss (performed by the Wiener Philharmoniker)

P: Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard

E: Evacuate The Dane Floor by Cascada

C: cinderella's dead by Emeline

A: Atlantis by Noah Gundersen, Phoebe Bridgers

S: She by Dodie

E: Endless Love by Lionel Richie, Diana Ross

S: Shelter by Joy Oladokun

C: Cold Cold Man by Saint Motel

H: Her by Megan Thee Stallion

O: Old Friend by Darlingside

I: I Can See Clearly Now by Jimmy Cliff

C: Call Me Queen by Citizen Queen

E: Easy by Commodores

S: Silence by Khalid, Marshmello

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆: @dakotawritesif @unitedindistaste @sunshineandviolets @sustainably-du-mortain @nitakali @yes-prisoner @veeteeshirt @roxaro @ice-knife @tolltale @thats-a-lot-of-cortisol @hamethyst @coldshrugs @wayhavenots @bansheeheart @lusavors @lesbiassoon; as always no pressure and anyone who wants to jump in go ahead! [feel free to tag me :-DDD]

[hamletphase]

itty bitty celegorm. positively tiny.

[wildflowerhomeschool]

Hooked on phonics! 🤩✨

[crystaldeclear]

Rare Ozil W