#hoohoo heh...

[wolfer13579]

DAMN! Was not expected that from him

Apollo: I’m begging you, just be cool. Hermes: Hey, who’s cooler than me? Hephaestus: Everyone.

[paradoxgavel]

Pieces of Home - Sun and Moon x Autistic Reader

(a quick little drabble i wrote up today. mostly just stemmed from me thinking about the dca seeming just kinda constantly overstimulated and knowing how that feels, heh)

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It’s the end of another busy, busy day at the Pizzaplex. Sun just had the last kid in the daycare picked up by their parents, leaving just him and you left in the large, colorful space. There’s quite a mess to clean up, which you start on with a soft sigh, relieved to finally get some quiet, the ever-playing music aside.

Sun, however, doesn’t start on it just yet. He’s still standing in place where he was after waving that last straggler goodbye and closing the doors. He just stands there… rocking back and forth on his heels for a few moments, eventually putting his head in his hands without a word as he rocks. The whirring of his fans inside him picks up to a lightly audible level.

You don’t know if an animatronic can be autistic, on account of having a computer for a brain, but he sure does seem to share a lot of its unique brand of struggles with you. And looking at him right now… Well, you know burnout when you see it. Today really seemed to be rough on him. A bit too busy, a bit too messy, a bit too much. You don’t approach him or talk to him right now, just give him space and work on cleaning. He’ll come around when he’s ready to.

This isn’t the most uncommon sight to you by now; you know it’s his version of stopping and taking a breath, just having a quiet moment to regulate himself after a particularly frazzling day. And he has had some fiercely frazzling days lately - noisy kids and messes and fussy parents and having to be in a million places at once and…

Well, it all gets a lot for him sometimes, it seems. It would get a lot for anyone, especially one as easily rattled as Sun. He’s a lot like you in that respect, really. You’re both a lot more sensitive than you’d like to be, and, like you, it really isn’t pretty when he hits his limit and gets fed up with his situation and surroundings. You have, sadly, seen him melt down a few times, poor fella.

As you look at him there, though, watching him rock himself and cover his eyes for a while, something occurs to you. You wonder if maybe… he might like a gift. Something that helps you after a day that was simply too much.

…

The next day, before the daycare opens, you poke your head in the door and gently call for him. “Hey, Sun? You here?”

Almost immediately, Sun emerges from his balcony, hooking himself onto his wire and gliding down to meet you. “Oh, friend, friend, friend! Good morning! Always a treat when you’re the first buddy I get to see in the morning, hehe.”

You smile at that, giving a soft, amused huff of gratitude at his words. “Yeah. You too. And, um, actually…” You lug a box you’d carried into work with you onto the soft, padded floor of the daycare, setting it at Sun’s feet. He tilts his head curiously, his rays swiveling this way and that as he does. “I have something for you. Thought of it yesterday.”

“Oh-ho? A gift?! Well, aren’t you just the sweetest little star I ever did meet! Not every day someone gets a present for lil ol’ me, hoohoo!” He enthuses brightly, patting your head carefully, earning a soft chuckle from you. “Can I open it right now? Can I?”

A warm smile rests on your lips at his excitement. “Yeah. It’s mine, actually. The one I always use at home when I need help settling down and grounding myself after a frazzling day has me feeling outta sorts. Or, it was. Now, I’d like you to have it.”

You grin and give him a nod of approval. His rays twirl in excitement, his bells giving a little jingle as his hands flap for a moment, shaking out his excess energy before he leans down and opens the box up. Inside is a big blanket. Sun tilts his head at the sight and goes to lift it out of the box, surprised when it has a little heft to it.

“Oh?” Suddenly it seems to click with him what this is, and he beams. “Oh oh oh! This is one of those weighted blankets you’ve mentioned liking before! I’ve never actually had one of these!” He examines it curiously, feeling its weight in his robotic palm.

Sun pauses, his head lifting from inspecting the blanket to look at you. “... Yours? Like, this is your blanket? From your home? Where you live? That blanket?”

A chuckle softly leaves you and you nod again, this time offering a gentle shrug. “Yeah, I… I’ve noticed you’ve been having a tough time lately. Well, not just lately. And I know Fazbear Entertainment doesn’t offer you a lot in the way of comfort up in your room, so… I wanted to give you one of my favorite comfort items. It’s always helped me. So I hope it helps you just as much. I can always just get a new one for myself. This one’s got an important job to do now: looking after my guys.” You nod certainly.

Sun stares at you silently for a few moments, his blank white eyes flicking between you and your (now his??? that’s wild for him to think about) blanket, his hands fidgeting with the fabric softly for a few beats.

You brought this comfort item that’s been there for you through your roughest days out of your home, just to give it to him. It’s… It’s like having a piece of your home, of you, right here with him, he thinks. A fuzzy, staticky feeling buzzes in his chest. A nice one.

“... Oh, friend, can I hug you?” Sun asks uncharacteristically softly after a few beats of him silently processing all that.

There’s a little touch of shaky, softhearted awe in his voice when he asks that that just reminds you, for the umpteenth time, just how glad you are that this wonderful animatronic is a part of your life. You nod and open your arms, only for him to quickly scoop you up into his as soon as you do, swaying gently back and forth with you snuggled against his mechanical chest. You laugh happily at the affection, carefully hugging him back.

“... You’re my very best friend, Sun.” You murmur after just basking in the nice moment quietly for a few moments. “You and Moon. My guys.”

“And you’re mine. And Moon’s, of course.” Sun chuckles, his voice soft and quietly, sincerely happy. "You're a wonderful little shining star, and I hope, hope, hope you know how much we appreciate you."

After a while of that, Sun finally seems to resume his louder, upbeat, bombastic demeanor, setting you down and your feet and literally cartwheeling around the room a few times, happily rambling to himself about “the best present in the whole world” and “his favorite little human ever” and so on and so forth. You take a seat at your desk, perfectly content to sit back and listen to him go and go and go. That was usually how you two worked, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

…

The next evening, you’ve been assigned another night shift, currently busy tidying up around the Pizzaplex here and there now that all the guests have departed, doing whatever assignments management deigned to dump on you that night. You pause at one point in the middle of a dimly lit hall, humming quietly to yourself as you check your tablet to see your next work order.

That’s when something soft and fuzzy drops from the ceiling, immediately draping itself over you and blocking your line of sight. You give a startled sputter, reaching up and pulling the thing off of you, utterly bewildered and spooked, eyes wide. Said look of bewilderment fades into one of reluctantly fond exasperation as you hear an all-too-familiar giggle echoing above you in the rafters, not sounding unlike the creak of door hinges. You roll your eyes. “Funny, Moon. I thought we talked about dropping things on my head.”

“Hrmm, yesss. But.” Moon then descends into view from the rafters on his wire, like a spider on a thread of web. His face is unable to express emotions, like always, and yet you just know he’s grinning at you mischievously, as pleased as punch at having messed with you. “Had a reason this time.” He points at the object you just pulled off yourself, making you realize you never actually checked it out.

It’s… a blanket. Not a weighted one (having that dropped on your head from the ceiling would be… not good), but a light, soft, fluffy blanket - blue with white stars and crescent moons, made of very warm, soft material that feels so nice to the touch. You blink and tilt your head, a little mirrored gesture you’d picked up from the two of them. “A blanket…?”

Moon nods. “Yes. One of ours. From our room. Not the daycare.” He elaborates, swiveling his body into a different position until it looks like he’s sitting criss-cross, upside down, dangling from his wire. “Even now.”

“Even.” You repeat, processing his words for a moment as you rub the fluffy material between your fingers for a moment. A warm smile then lights up your face as you look up at him. “Ohh, like a trade, huh?”

“Yes. Swapsies.” Moon affirms quietly. “Piece of your home in ours. Piece of our home to bring to yours. Even.” He says with a little shrug.

“Ha… I really like that.” You chuckle, bundling up the blanket, and hugging it close to your chest. It feels light, somehow. Not literally, but rather… it makes you feel warm and light inside. Like sitting in a warm ray of sunshine. “I’ll take good care of it.”

“Good, good. Good friend.” He swivels his head happily at that, giving a pleased chuckle, before zipping back up into the rafters, disappearing into the darkness, save for his red, beady eyes, staring down at you from above. 

You watch him, eyebrow raised, giving an amused huff. “Dang, not even gonna say goodbye? Just gonna skitter back up there? Gonna give me a present and then bounce?”

Another creaky giggle tumbles out of the darkness. “No. Staying with you. Just up here. Need the dark tonight. Comfortable.”

“Ah. Gotcha.” You give an understanding nod. Then, after a beat of consideration, you gently tie the blanket around your shoulders, into a makeshift cape, grinning proudly at the results. “Let’s go, then bud. They’re keepin’ me busy tonight, and I’m gonna need you on moral support.”

Moon gives one last giggle from up above you, reverbing softly in the shadows, while he skitters along in the rafters above you as you head out, wrapped up in the warmth of your two best friends.

[howlingday]

The leader of the Branwen Tribe is Raven Branwen, sister of Qrow Branwen, mother of Yang Branwen, and lover to Taiyang Branwen. Yes, this will all be on the test.

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Shay: Hey, maybe we should ask that new warrior that just popped up in Vale. R... Ru... Reuben?

Vernal: You mean that little girl who almost cried on Atlas TV? What's she gonna do? Cry on the Grimm?

Shay: Ha! Nice one, V!

Vernal: What a loser!

Ruby: (Listens to them all laugh at her, Sniffles)

Yang: Don't worry, Yang. They'll come around eventually.

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Raven: Who are you?

Ruby: I'm Ruby Rose! Daughter of Summer Rose and Taiyang Xiao Long, half-sister to Yang Xiao Long, daughter of Raven Branwen. Yes, this will be on the test.

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Ruby: (Thinking) There he is. Hehe... Little does Tyrian know, he's walking right into my trap. As soon as he tries to lay a hand on me, I'll give that murderer more than he barga-

Qrow: (Screams)

Ruby: Oh, fuck! He's killing Uncle Qrow! Okay, so, that wasn't part of the plan. But we can roll with it.

Ruby: (Eyes closed) Ahem! Oh, look at me! I am asleep and... vulnerable. I wouldn't want Tyrian to come and kill me like what happened to my Uncle Qrow just now! Man, that sure would suck~!

Tyrian: (Thinking) Hehe... Little does that sleeping girl know, I'm gonna do the exact thing she just said. I might have ignored her if she didn't acknowledge how vulnerable and averse to being killed she is. What an idiot~!.

Ruby: (Grabs Tyrian's tail)

Tyrian: NANI?!

Ruby: I meant to think of a clever one-liner to say before ripping your tail off, but I forgot, so... I'm just gonna do it.

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Ruby: (Crashes through the wall)

Salem: Why the hell didn't you just take the stairs?

Ruby: You had a catapult by the moat and the bridge was up and- Oh, forget it!

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: ...Welp, that's the first time I ever failed to penetra-

Salem: (Grabs Ruby, Slams her against the walls)

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Salem: Hey! Keep your hands off that relic! It's an heirloom!

Ruby: Heh... The only heirloom around her is... Uh... Y-Your head is about to be... No...

Ruby: Look, I'm going to cut your head off, but I can't think of a way to tie that into what you just said. So... (Decapitates Salem)

Ruby: Phew... I'm glad to see nobody see me drop the ball with the one-liners again.

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Ruby: So then I grabbed the sword and she was like, "Get your hands off that! It's an heirloom!"

Yang: Ooh! Did you hit back with something cool, like, "Your head will be an heirloom once I lop it off!"

Shay: Hoohoo!

Vernal: Dude, that's good!

Ruby: Uh... Pfft! Yeah! Of course I did!

Ruby: (Turns away) Dammit!

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Raven: I must say, Ruby, you've truly outdone yourself. Killing one of Salem's court is impressive enough, but killing Salem herself?! My dear, you have outdone yourself.

Ruby: Hell yeah, I have! Also, I found this old relic sword thing. But, uh, it used to be a lot bigger and heavier, so it's way more impressive that I brought it back the way it was when it broke.

Raven: You don't say. You know, looking at this damaged relic of an age long passed reminds me of the futility of chasing only one's personal glory. In the end, even the greatest of huntresses are still mere mortals and no amount of fancy armor or weapons, or fame or wealth, will ever change that simple face. Perhaps what truly matters in life is dedicating yourself to others in a kindness so that they may hold you in their hearts long after you... Ruby? Where'd you go?

Crowd: KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND!

Ruby: (Doing the kegstanding)

Yang: OH MY GOD, SHE'S THE COOLEST SISTER EVER~!

[etheartist]

Falloutober -Day 4- Daddy-O

"Ahhhh, There she is...the new rough and tumble merc that's made her way into town...word around is that you took down those raider punks messing with the Green Jewel, something about a missing girl case that good 'ol Nicky was working on."

"Word gets around fast apparently...last I heard not much is shared between Diamond City and Goodneighbor."

"Well you heard right, some people can't seem to stand a little..leeway."

"Mhmm...I got the message you sent, something about a job you had on offer, paying really well?"

"Oooh, straight to business? Guessing you're one of the more serious types...Miss...?"

"Doe....Jane Doe."

"Not your real name I take it?"

"It isn't, but that shouldn't matter to you, what should matter is knowing what I can do."

Hehehe, ohhhhh I like you...Gotta admit I was skeptical when I heard Jerrets Gang got wiped by some punk with one leg and one eye, but then I heard more and more about you as the month went by. And I gotta say, I'm impressed now that i got a look at ya."

"Glad to know I'm not disappointing the stoner running a town..."

"HAHAHA!!! And she's got a sense of humor after all! Hoohoo...I really think this will be the start of a very beneficial relationship."

".....I hope so as well..."

"So...the Job...ah, but first, some relaxants, want a hit?"

"No, but you mind if i smoke?"

"Heh! That a trick question?"

(I am very far behind, College is handing me my ass, i am happy with colour but i hate the hands...also a look at one of my Fallout PC's. so yay.)

[mysterious-being-whos-gay]

NNAGSYGRAHHH :33 your silly lvls are off the charts... 💯 kitty.

Heh kibetee hoohoo

Hehee so silly goofy :3

Heho silly :3 mrow pur

[writing-forever]

“That’s what I thought at first, but now I’m not sure. He’s an AI, so he can only do what he was programmed to do. But he was trying to make an exit for us. I don’t think it’s possible for him to do that because whoever programmed him likely didn’t give him that ability,” That’s what I tell my friends! They don’t believe me, though I still choose to believe Caine is trying his best!

“Someone has to.” Hehe hoohoo poor sad ragatha. Has to keep it together or go insane.

“Heh. Look who’s finally up. Thought you passed out again or something.” Oh no…

“Anyway, this little glitch you’ve got going on right now definitely means something.” Ooh! Plot!

“trusting Jax was a risky move.” No shit Sherlock. But it’s him or staying trapped forever

“Who said you had a choice?” Jax!!! You asshole!!!

“I was shocked when he offered his hand for me to climb on instead of grabbing me.” Let’s go! He’s learning. And trying his best!

“I only wanted to avoid being a lab rat for that crazy rabbit.” Yeah that’s understandable.

Yummy yummy! Can’t wait for whatever comes next! Will pomni be stuck like this forever?! Will pomni and Jax find a way out of the circus?! If they do will pomni end up small in the real world too?! So many questions!

Chapter 4 is finally here!

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Chapter 4

Neither of us said a word as Ragatha set me down on my now massive bed, then took a step back to give me space. I stared up at her, not sure what I should say, if anything at all.

“So… are you good? Do you want me to stay here, or would you rather be alone? Either’s fine, of course.”

I wasn’t sure what I wanted at that point. It didn’t matter. Either way, I’d feel awful.

“You can stay if you want. I-I’m okay now, though. Just a little shaken up.”

Ragatha nodded, looking down at me with a sad expression.

“I’m sorry about what happened with Jax. I’ll have to talk to him. Can’t say he’ll listen, but he at least gets annoyed when I lecture him and tries to avoid me.”

She stopped for a moment to think about it, then sighed in defeat. “No, that won’t work, he’ll still pick on you if I’m not around. Why does he have to be so difficult?”

To be honest, I wasn’t all that worried about Jax anymore. At least, not at that moment. I was more concerned about what would happen in the long run.

“Ragatha… what happens if Caine can’t fix me?”

She gave a reassuring smile, but I could tell it looked somewhat forced this time.

“I’m sure he will… but even if he doesn’t, I promise, everything’s gonna be okay. Caine… doesn’t really understand humans at all, but from what I can tell, he’s trying. I’m sure he can come up with some way to help you. And even if he gets it wrong, you still have me and the others.”

The amount of faith she put in Caine was so strange to me. It was like she’d truly given up, and yet, she was still keeping herself together at the same time.

“How can you be sure he’s really trying? I mean, he IS the one keeping us all trapped here, isn’t he?”

“That’s what I thought at first, but now I’m not sure. He’s an AI, so he can only do what he was programmed to do. But he was trying to make an exit for us. I don’t think it’s possible for him to do that because whoever programmed him likely didn’t give him that ability, but he still tried. He knows we want to leave, but he’s incapable of getting us out. At least, that’s what I think. I could be completely wrong.”

I nodded. “Yeah, I guess that makes sense. We’re still trapped either way, though. How… How can you stay this positive?”

Her forced smile finally fell as her gaze traveled to the floor for a second.

“Someone has to.”

We didn’t talk much after that. We just sat in my room, exchanging a few words here and there, but neither of us could really be invested in the conversation. It doesn’t matter which way you look at it. Being indefinitely trapped in the digital realm is horrible.

She left after a while, and I decided to try and get some sleep. There wasn’t much else to do anyway since I would need someone to help me get down from my bed. It would also silence my thoughts for a while, which was something I desperately needed.

I let myself sink into the mattress, wrapping myself in the oversized blankets like a nest, and shut my eyes to let my mind drift off into emptiness. For a while, I could trick my brain into thinking I wasn’t in the digital circus at all. This was my real bed, and I was back at home, having a lazy morning.

Apparently, even in the digital world I’m a heavy sleeper.

When I woke up, I wasn’t in my room, which was already terrifying on its own, but I also woke up to quickly realize that I was in motion. Someone was carrying me, but I couldn’t tell who it was. All I could see around me was a cocoon of light orange fabric.

“Heh. Look who’s finally up. Thought you passed out again or something.”

Great. Him again.

The fabric above my head was pulled aside, and all I could see was Jax’s face staring down at me. I had to be in his overall pocket.

“Jax? What were you doing in my room?”

“Somebody had to come get you for breakfast, shrimpy. Well, I don’t really care whether you eat or not, but the others sent me since I’ve got all the room keys.”

That… didn’t make sense. My door wasn’t locked, and after what happened the day before, the others never would have sent Jax to get me, right?

“Why did you really take me?” I asked, bluntly.

Jax just snickered, that smile never leaving his face.

“You know, you’re smarter than you look, and I don’t dish out compliments lightly so don’t get used to it. Anyway, this little glitch you’ve got going on right now definitely means something. It’s been a whole day and Caine still can’t change you back, which can only mean that this whole digital train wreck is bound to come crashing to a halt any day now. So I got to thinking: if we can figure out what exactly this glitch is, we can exploit the %$!# out of it, destroy this game at its core, and finally get back to our lives. Sound good?”

As much as I wanted to leave, trusting Jax was a risky move. I had to make sure I understood the fullest extent of his intentions before I could even think about agreeing to anything.

“Uh… what do you mean by ‘glitch?’”

Instead of answering, he plucked me out of his pocket without warning, holding me by my shoulders and dangling me up in the air.

“Isn’t it obvious? There’s some sort of error with your digital body that’s blocking out Caine’s control. All we need to do is run a few tests to find out what it is and how to use it.”

I didn’t like where this was going, and I especially didn’t like the sight of the floor so far down below me. But I had to choose my words carefully, since I already knew firsthand that Jax would not hesitate to drop me again if I upset him.

“Can I… get back to you on that?”

There was something about his ever-present smirk that changed. It was almost sinister.

“Who said you had a choice?”

I froze for a second as I processed his words, then, in a desperate attempt to get away, I started kicking and wiggling my shoulders. The whole time, Jax just laughed like this was the funniest thing he ever saw.

It felt like I was kicking and screaming forever, until Jax suddenly plopped me onto his other hand, giving me a solid surface to sit on. Before I could question him any further, I noticed that Caine popped up next to us.

“Good morning, you two! Are you ready for today’s adventure?”

Jax’s demeanor suddenly changed, as if he hadn’t just been tormenting me.

“Appreciate the offer, Caine, but Pomni and I are gonna sit this one out.”

I had to say something. This was my only way out.

“NO WAIT CAINE I WANNA GO WITH YOU!!!”

Caine took a second to process what I said, then let out a cheerful laugh.

“Of course! Now, let’s see, Ragatha told me to try this with you…”

I was shocked when he offered his hand for me to climb on instead of grabbing me. He really was paying attention and trying to match my comfort levels.

Without hesitation, I scrambled onto his hand and curled up into a ball as he held me to his chest for support.

“See you later, Jax! Let me know if you change your mind!”

Jax didn’t say a word. He was too dumbfounded that I went off with Caine even though I was nervous around him.

As we floated down the hall, I realized he wasn’t teleporting to the main stage as usual. Just like Ragatha, he was moving very slowly so I wouldn’t get anxious or sick.

“Glad to see you’re doing better, Pomni. I’m new to this soft, quiet approach, but it seems to work for you, so I’ll keep doing it.”

It was strange to hear him talking in a somewhat calm voice. I could tell he was struggling to keep his constantly upbeat and energetic personality at bay, but I couldn’t help but be impressed by the effort he was willing to put in for my sake. Maybe he really could be reasoned with.

“Caine? Is it okay if I don’t go on the adventure today? I know I said I wanted to, but I just wanted to get away from Jax…”

He suddenly stopped, hovering in place as he looked down at me, concerned.

“That’s… That’s quite alright, but… if everyone else is busy with the adventure and Jax doesn’t want to participate, then there won’t be anyone around to make sure he doesn’t bother you. Unless you stay with me, but I don’t want the others to think I’m picking favorites…”

I honestly didn’t think anyone would care. I certainly didn’t, I only wanted to avoid being a lab rat for that crazy rabbit.

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. I’m sure they’ll understand.”

“Alrighty then! That means you’ll get to have a day of fun with me and Bubble! Ah- sorry, I mean… you’ll get to spend the day doing whatever you’re comfortable with.”

I shut my eyes, letting out a sigh of relief. I could work with this. Everything would be okay.

As we continued to travel down the hall, I could feel Caine’s fingers brush against the back of my head. It startled me, but I recognized that this was another attempt at giving me security.

He really was trying.

[starduct]

what if i just [cut off head hand gesture] a few days after my 21 birthday lol

[just-a-balloon-animal]

Hey so. >:( and uh <:/

[lovely-dumpster-fire]

hehe

hoohoo

haha

hu

heh

[taibobo]

@thepinkestpug you… YOU…

cw: mentions of sterility, non-human genitalia, super light cum inflation lol . sorry everyone 🤷‍♂️

(gripping head thinking about glenn being terrified to have sex after being experimented on bc like let’s face it he’s probably packing mad heat and there probably aren’t a lot of people willing to take a huge prehensile dick right 🙄 except . you know. [gesturing at you]) so he’s checking in constantly even when his dick is literally in your hand like “is this okay? i mean feel free to stop any time you like, i can take care of myself—“ and you’re like no. shut up. we are having sex .

it’s not like he has the ability to get people pregnant anymore either (considering his DNA is kinda futzed so like there isn’t really any fear in him cumming inside [cognito makes their employees take consistent STI tests too. they wouldn’t do this if andre and myc did not exist.]) so once you two are all good on the home front you’re very insistent on getting that thing in you ASAP and when you do. hoohoo… heh…

it seriously feels like it has a mind of its own, wriggling into every nook and cranny and insistent on rubbing itself against your walls - as it gets deeper and the shaft gets thicker you can see glenn visibly in awe of the way he disappear in you like nothing . you press your hand against your stomach and feel it press back against you and it makes you tense up in a way that has you both gasping and rutting against each other. he’s gripping you and rambling about how fucking small and tight you are and how he feels like he could cum at any second so you impatiently yank one of his hands to jack you off so you can both be quick shots and he’s fumbling with webbed fingers to touch you as best he can: it’s inexperienced and bumbling but knowing he’s too horny to even think properly is more than enough

he cums first and is grunting and snarling and digging his fingers and baring his teeth against you and it feels like a rush of so much it’s like you’re going to pop. when you look down your lower stomach distends just a little as if you’re bloating and when you press against it with your fingers you can feel thick strands of cum dripping on your inner thighs and his pants. he makes you cum not too soon after now that his brain is slightly less preoccupied and he spends the next 10 minutes in awe of how well you took it all before you even think about cleaning up, god forbid having a round two

[altleaf17]

heehee hoohoo ahah heh .....

[blackwoolncrown]

heehee hoohoo jusst got out of a climate meeting and it just seems so trite compared to wtf is going on in the BIA rn, meanwhile they’re like ‘so what kind of political actions can we push for to help our area w climate solutions?’ and someone was like oh the government can buy more land to conserve and I’m like

heh

almost

so close

[gerrydelano]

disability ask dump!

so, after my post about needing more disability representation, i received a lot of really great asks! headcanons, general input, some questions. answering them individually would kill me, so i’m putting them all here! i started this hours ago and was almost done when the page crashed, so take two :’-)

TW for ED discussion at one point!

@tiinykaiju: your disability meta!!! your brain is huge. may I add to the pile, I hc Martin as having adhd and arthritis (or similarly fucked-up joints) bc I love to project! and also holding a warm mug of tea is nice for days when your hands are especially grouchy

(another sent later): oop also don’t feel obligated to answer this (I know you got a bunch of disability asks so literally don’t stress abt this one) but I also wanted to add that I fucking love how you & ren write Tim’s bpd? I don’t know if I have that (was self dx’d for a while & my shrink agreed it was a maybe but nothing solid) but he is a Whole Entire Mood, which is hugely ironic bc my ex (also named Tim, hilariously) was a dick specifically about the concept of me having bpd

I HC HIM WITH ADHD TOO. autism, ADHD, c-PTSD, (also BPD hoohoo), and disordered eating due to that nifty lifetime of poverty, neglect, and abuse. the arthritis is a good touch! somebody hold he hand!

also HEH. thank you!!!! i’m really glad that people vibe with a portrayal of this disorder that quite frankly has been making my life a living hell for Quite Some Time, like. i want to dismantle and write around the stigma and just write a character who reads this way without demonizing him for g-d’s sake. if you ever want to chat BPD things, my DMs are always open for you! and that NotTim motherfucker WILL die by my blade personality disorder bet your ass!!!!

@feral-piano-rat: Tma disability headcanons are my comfort food at this point! Somewhere around S4 of my listen (during the pre S5 break in real time) was when my chronic pain and joint issues got worse and I started to use a cane as a stabilizer... LITERALLY at the same time I started to see cane-user Jon headcanons and various fibro headcanons. It ended up being something I really took to heart and helped me vibe shame-free. I'm glad to see other people take something similar emotionally from it!

ME TOO it makes me so happy to see them!!!! oh gosh wow the timing, that’s lovely! i’m so glad that something was able to help you feel more comfortable and skip some of the shame stage. there’s no shame in a cane! my mom sort of took mine because she started needing it more often than me but my legs are very 8) unhappy with that so i might need a new one LOL. ahhhh though like! exactly! this is WHY we need to see more of this!

anon: Projecting on tma characters be like; Sasha doesn’t have the correct prescription on her glasses and constantly has a low grade eye strain headache. Georgie has asthma and has to spend so long editing the sound of her breath / wheezing out of WTG. Jon had burning shoulder pain as a kid and the physio he went to told him he was faking so it took him years to actually go to the doctor for his joint pain. Tim has a lazy eye that’s super noticeable when he’s tired.

FUCK yeah, anon. CHASE your BLISS. i don’t have too much to add to some of these but BIG high five on the jon one in particular, i write his Health Backstory as being that he had a rough time getting his EDS diagnosis because doctors are Useless and no one EVER wants to fucking diagnose that, and it’s even harder for an Autistic Kid Of Colour to be taken seriously which 8)))) BOY! get him to a doctor who will help him! give him some useful PT!

anon: Duude your recent post made me realize me going "jon probably isn't schizo spec that's just me projecting" was rlly bullshit like. The man had delusions most of season 2 my delusional ass just didn't connect that there could be a. Reason for those outside canon stressors

oh my g-d no WAY he’s got canon paranoid delusions, you’re TOTALLY fine to be HCing that! he’s so loudly sz-spec!!!! the canon stressors obviously exacerbated it like hell but the speed at which he got swept up in it definitely implies predisposition. i think we’ve been leaning schizoaffective for him? that mania, man. the cross there with bipolar symptoms resonates big jdshfkghds.

anon: So much of what you said was just like Oh Shit Yeah!!! really made me think about a Lot of things. the timing is a little funny because recently i've been thinking a lot about mike crew and abt how if he got struck by lightning bad enough to Burn His Skin he'd probably have nerve damage of some form, esp. with the quote "the doctors told me there would be no long-term damage from the accident. they were wrong of course, but the damage wasn't something they could see, so how could they know?"

DING DING DING there it is! that’s the ticket! you would not BELIEVE how much i’ve been talking about this angle on mike for the past week or so with seraf, he’d have a HELL OF A LOT MORE GOING ON THAN JUST NERVE DAMAGE. especially being directly struck, at that age, and like???? it’d damage his hearing, his skin, his muscles, he’d have neurological symptoms, i’m honestly forgetting a lot of what we’ve discussed but like.

mike crew is disabled, my dudes. there’s such a slim chance that it would Actually be No Damage like yeah some people get by with minimal shit but most people aren’t directly struck like that and so young and extra vulnerable, like. lightning does devastating damage. just write disabled mike! 

@pollylittlehigher-littlelower: Please consider autistic Melanie because the way she tends to feel everything so intensely is A Mood

I AM CONSIDERING! I AM HEAVILY CONSIDERING IT!!!! i don’t have any thoughts on it specifically right now because i am brain soup and been going through some Shit to get this post done but know that i am cheering loudly!

anon: sometimes a bitch projects very hard onto martin with eating disorders and how wrationing out food because of a lack of it lead to weight loss which lead to more confidence and more starvation. until he either got an intervention or (more likely) hospitalized and the pendulum swung back so hard he had significant weight gain, leading to insecurity despite being/looking healthier than he has in a very long time? m a y h a p s

look. sometimes a bitch is just vibing with a guy who is very easy to project disregulation of eating on. and it happens.

i actually have a fucking Lot of thoughts about martin re: food in connection to his poverty and his abuse. i was originally going to put this ask into that 3 parter that brought up those things first, but i think it’s slightly better separated because even as someone with all those issues myself, i don’t feel super confident portraying it through this angle as much as i absolutely support you exploring it because you know what it’s like.

let martin gain weight and be healthier and have support and resources and love himself! i love the idea of martin being confidently fat and everything but there’s no way that he didn’t struggle with it growing up at the very least, because kids are cruel and society is cruel and fatphobia is so deeply ingrained into our culture that it’s Going to impact your formative years even if you unlearn a lot of it later. 

i’m just. g-d, he’d probably feel guilty gaining weight while he’s struggling to make ends meet money wise because society just tells you “oh, you must eat So Much if you’re this big” and he’s like Am I Eating Too Much? Am I Wasting Money? Am I Being Selfish And Gross? and it’s like. no that’s just how your body retains things and it’s okay please martin i’m begging you i promise it’s okay to be fat and also to eat because you need to eat to live please

anwyay i havve . feelings. and am going to stop now so i don’t get swallowed up in them because i could go ON jgvhbknm HOO

anon: It's really neat to see another system into magnus archives!

putting this one with these, too, just to keep it contained. multiple high five!!!! i know at least six other systems in this fandom, it’s really great to not be alone (not that we’re ever alone ;D haha zing ;D) 

EDIT: another came in!

@bisexual-evanhansen​: you just did a tma disability hc ask dump but. sasha dyslexic and you CANNOT change my mind because I have had her calliope discussion almost verbatim on four different occasions. martin also dyslexic and I have no backup I'm just right. 

adding this because it’s a good HC that people should see!!!! i fully support you!!!!!!!! she’s also wrong about how to pronounce it and i die!!!!!!!!

both of them handshake on this it’s so good. also someone needs dyscalculia who the hell here is the worst at math

and there we have it. that took me. so long. i’m so sorry. but, yes, the only one i have left from that night now is a 3 part martin one about his poverty experience and i’m gonna make a meta from it some other time, i Really need to recover spoons now HAHA. thank you everybody, and i hope the anons who sent these get to see this!

[softmushroombaby]

Heh her kisses are heart shaped

HOOHOO HEEHEE!!!

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MEET THE MUSE.

Rules: don’t reblog, repost. Tagging: n/a tagged by: Stolen from @sternenhelden​!

( reply as muse talking )

► NAME ➭ “It’s-a me, Mario! Hello, everybody! Hello! Hello--!” ► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ “Single? Ehh... I... yes?” ► ARE YOU HAPPY? ➭ “I’m-a feel great!” ► ARE YOU ANGRY?  ➭  “Ehh... no?” ► ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL MARRIED? ➭ “...I, I’m-a suuuure sure they are! Mama and-a papa love-a each other very much, I’m-a know they always-a wanna be together!” 

This question is a bit hard to swallow considering he hasn’t seen his parents in a long, long time. Who even knows if they’re still alive to be married today?

🍄 FACTS!

► ‘BIRTH’ PLACE ➭ “Brooklyn, New York! What a place - skyscrapers as far as-a the eye can see! Hoohoo!”

He says he’s from Brooklyn, but the truth is, he doesn’t remember being born upon Shooting Star Hill from the Star Spirits. As far as he’s ever known, he’s Brooklyn-born.

► HAIR COLOR ➭ “Red, like-a my mama’s! Hehe, mama always used-a to tell me, ‘Red hair suits-a you very much, il mio patatino.’” ► EYE COLOR ➭ “Blue! Azul! Azzurro!” ► BIRTHDAY ➭ “My birthday, eh? Ahhhh... hmm... September-a 13th!” ► MOOD ➭ “I’m-a feeling pretty good!” ► GENDER ➭ “I’m-a big boy!” ► SUMMER OR WINTER ➭ “Ooh, I’m-a love-a the summertime! Cold-a lemonade, sand between-a your toes, bright-a sunshine... ahh...” ► MORNING OR AFTERNOON ➭ “Hmm... morning! Morning, morning, morning, mm-hmm!”

🍄 THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!

► ARE YOU IN LOVE?➭ “Well... y-, ya see... the princess, sigh, she’s-a so beautiful! She make-a my heart go bada-bing bada-boom bada-baa...” ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ “Hmm...” 

He’d be hard-pressed to say he didn’t, admittedly. He fell hard, and fast.

► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ “My last-a relationship... well, gee, heh, that’s-a--, heh-. My last-a relationship was-a with a swell girl named-a Pauline - you may have-a heard of her, she’s-a the mayor of New Donk-a City! When we were-a together, she was-a just your average lady, but she was-a studying hard to-a become-a the mayor! It’s-a hard to focus on-a love when you’re-a working so hard!” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ “I’m-a don’t think so!” ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENTS? ➭ “I’m-a never step down-a from a promise!” ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK?➭ “Oh, yeah! Why. just-a yesterday I hugged-a my bro - nobody is-a better at giving hugs than-a Luigi!” ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ “Oh yeah, lots of-a them! I’m-a always getting-a super duper fanmail-a from em, I hope-a they know I’m-a appreciate them very much!” ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭ “...Wha-?”

🍄 CHOICES!

► LOVE OR LUST ➭ “Love, yep! Love is-a love is-a love is-a... oh, sorry, next-a question!” ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ “Aw, why do I have-a to pick? Can I just-a say both? ...No? Mhhh, well, I’m-a really like-a tea...” ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ “Everybody is-a my best friend! Princess-a Peach is-a my best friend, Princess-a Daisy is-a my best friend, Miss-a Rosalina is-a my best friend, Geno and-a Mallow are-a my best friends, Luigi is-a my best best-a friend, Bowser is... what? Next-a question? Sorry! Heheh...”  ► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN ➭ “Ooh, I’m-a think both are-a fun!” ► DAY OR NIGHT  ➭ “Let’s-a go, daytime! Daytime is when-a my friendses are awake and-a ready to play!”

🍄 HAVE YOU EVERS!

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ “Ehh... uhh...” ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ “I-, well, heh, ahh... mmm... maybe...?” ► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT? ➭ “…Well, I’m-a guess I’m-a just want-a my friendses to-a be safe.”

🍄 PREFERENCES!

► SMILE OR EYES ➭ “They’re-a both super duper!” ► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ ...Clears throat. ► INTELLIGENCE OR ATTRACTION ➭ “Eh? S-, Sorry, can you-a repeat the question?” ► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ “What was-a that last one? Ehh, never mind, ehm - relationship, please!”

🍄 FAMILY!

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ “Me and-a Luigi get along like-a peanut butter and-a jelly! He’s-a my partner in crime!” ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ “...Ehhh, well-, it’s... eventful...?” 

All things considered, yes - he does have a messed up life. He would rather not admit to it, but he’s seen things no single man should ever witness, and he’s been through more frightening and traumatizing things than he cares to speak up about.

► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ “I’m-a don’t gotta run away from-a home!”

The only time he ever truly ran away from home was during his family’s collective escape from the war.

► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ “Have I been-a kicked out? Of-a my home? I’m-a don’t think so...”

🍄 FRIENDS!

► DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ➭ “I’m-a don’t hate any of-a my friends! Not even-a Bowser! I’m-a don’t like-a to hate.” ► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ “My friends are-a my bestest, bestest, bestest of-a buddies!” ► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ “All of-a my friends are-a my best friends! But I’m-a gotta say, Luigi is-a my bestest best friend.” ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ “My bro, Luigi! He knows-a me more than I-a know me, hehe...”

[snawful]

Unused bits of text from Superstar Saga

I tried making this post earlier, but some of the text lines were too long to be seen very well, so I’ll quote them and their line number instead!

1310: “You can find green Woo Beans in the areas around the castle, the Hooniversity, and the airport. Brown Hoo Beans are plentiful on Hoohoo Mountain, in Teehee Valley, and on the seafloor... Red Chuckle Beans can be found in Chucklehuck Woods, Gwarhar Lagoon, and at Joke’s End. The only way to get yellow Hee Beans is to win them in mini-games. For now, just focus on digging beans out of the ground and winning them in battle. Does that help?”

Apparently, all beans except Hee Beans were going to be from the ground/enemies, and were gotten based on location?

The next few lines all go together:

1840: “Welcome! How are you? Good? You look great!... I’m practicing being a professional greeter.”

1841: “Maybe I should set up a fruit stand somewhere around here...”

1842: “Is this a movie theater? Wow! I was positive this thing was a circus big-top!”

1843: “These seats are 1,000,000 coins per ticket. But nothing beats the comfort of a million-coin seat! Of course, us Yoshis can’t sit here ‘cause our tails get in the way. You know how that goes.”

1844: “...This place looks like it’s the absolute best dating spot! We’ve gotta check it out!”

1845: “Ohhhhh... I should have known when I first saw you two. Surely that’s a Neon Bean. Let’s put it right on the sign.”

These are all from the Yoshi Theater, and not only did Yoshis originally speak without parenthesis, but the original incentive was to gather Neon Beans and put them directly on the sign without feeding them to Yoshis.

Prince Peasley’s hair-flipping has a bit of text associated with it, only in his first encounter? 

310: “Ka-SWOOSH!”

311: “Zing!”

Fawful also says “Ugh... Shut up, fink-rat!” at line 43 in the battle text, during Bowser’s enemy watching tutorial

And here’s a few lines that might be in the game but are really hard-to-find if they are?:

132: “I’m gonna become the world’s toughest Koopa! I’ll be called... Um... Kooptaculon! Yeah! Although... That would mean... Bowser would be MY underling... Heh heh heh... Cool.”

Just a small line that’d probably be for a Koopa in the Koopa Cruiser.

137: “Ah ha ha ha ha! I jump all year long! I...am...AWESOME!”

Might also be a Koopa in the Koopa Cruiser, due to it being within their lines?