#mycotxt.nsft

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Me and postal dude be making his trailer home stink with the way we be going at it i’m sorry to say

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every time i see people post about AB wireplay i’m like YYEEESSSSS (banging on tables) like. even if the other party was legitimately just trying to do repairs and AB is like squirming and trying not to do or say anything inappropriate but he can’t help it bc they’re literally IN his guts. HELP

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glenn/andre/myc 😏 hcs

NSFT / 18+ / MINORS DNI ... THANK YOU

cw: drugs, degradation/dirty talking, large/multiple insertions

I always see andre as trans in my head so i’m forcing you all to deal with it — he’s on T but has done no operations (he just doesn’t really have dysphoria so he doesn’t bother, plus he already has to deal with his parents being asses about it)

Glenn is almost always a top but not necessarily always a dom

myc is a switch but because he leans so dominant he prefers to top, he loves power bottoming for glenn though

andre is a definite bottom, though whether he’s more dominant or submissive tends to be a toss up

andre more than anything loves getting fucked stupid— like until he can’t move or breathe or think. as many things in his orifices as possible and he needs to be high as fuck for all of it

His high pain tolerance and constant rambling and whining during sex equally fascinates arouses and horrifies Glenn

speaking of which. he’s someone who’s only had sex with cis women (and myc) so he’s kind of completely out of his wheelhouse with andre, esp considering myc can manipulate his human disguises to have whatever genitals he wants

andre spreads himself open in front of glenn when they all are fucking for the first time like “cmon man you never seen a pussy before? it’s not gonna bite you. … but i might if you don’t GET OVER HERE”

(myc thinks this is hilarious)

Glenn loves stroking him off— loves the way a T dick fits comfortably between webbed fingers, and especially loves watching andre writhe and wiggle under him 

he gets nervous about dirty talking too hard and ruining the mood so he tends to be kinda quiet so he can focus on what makes his partners feel good

on the other hand, myc is a fucking dirty talking machine, he has tentacles all over andre and one in his mouth excitedly rambling against him 

“oh, look at the way you’re wriggling, doc! you like to get felt up by your old ass coworker, huh? biiiig fat fingers all over that stupid little dick of yours? you want me to stuff a couple flagella in your cunt too while he’s at it? i bet you would, huh. cmon show me how much you want it”

though glenn constantly bites back a retort so that they don’t end up wasting their efforts yelling, he grunts and makes it known he disagrees as he works andre to a desperately grinding humping mess against his hand. myc times himself just so and pushes a tentacle in when andre can’t even think— it’s so quick that for a second he stops breathing altogether before gasping for air again as he shakily tries to regain some semblance of rhythm

if glenn and myc are both fucking him at once, being coherent is barely an option. glenn is huge and slippery and nestles deep against his cervix. he keeps his head pressed right into the crook of andre’s neck, grunting and puffing against him. 

meanwhile myc enters from the back, working two thinner but more deft tentacles inside his ass with little issue, yammering all the while

since andre has been on T for a pretty long time and both his partners at cognito are sterile (myc doesn’t reproduce like humans, glenn probably can’t impregnate post-experiment), he loves getting creampied whenever possible

myc thinks its funny to see how much he can push out afterwards. glenn thinks its kind of hot (that’s probably why myc thinks its funny if i’m honest)

there have also been a couple isolated incidents where andre has squirted (something he can’t really get himself to do in any other sexual situation unless he’s trying) and both myc and glenn think it’s really hot. 

myc sometimes puts on a human disguise JUST so he can eat him out so he can be the first in line to open his mouth for it

needless to say andre never leaves a session with these two without being reduced to tears. he hiccups and wails and ends up having to take more than his usual dose of uppers just to stay functional at work the best day because he’s so sore

they all reek of sex. reagan and gigi are like “come on guys.” and brett is just like :-) *hardly notices and if he does he doesn’t seem to care too much*

he offhandedly mentions it to glenn once during a lunch break and glenn almost chokes to death

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@thepinkestpug you… YOU…

cw: mentions of sterility, non-human genitalia, super light cum inflation lol . sorry everyone 🤷‍♂️

(gripping head thinking about glenn being terrified to have sex after being experimented on bc like let’s face it he’s probably packing mad heat and there probably aren’t a lot of people willing to take a huge prehensile dick right 🙄 except . you know. [gesturing at you]) so he’s checking in constantly even when his dick is literally in your hand like “is this okay? i mean feel free to stop any time you like, i can take care of myself—“ and you’re like no. shut up. we are having sex .

it’s not like he has the ability to get people pregnant anymore either (considering his DNA is kinda futzed so like there isn’t really any fear in him cumming inside [cognito makes their employees take consistent STI tests too. they wouldn’t do this if andre and myc did not exist.]) so once you two are all good on the home front you’re very insistent on getting that thing in you ASAP and when you do. hoohoo… heh…

it seriously feels like it has a mind of its own, wriggling into every nook and cranny and insistent on rubbing itself against your walls - as it gets deeper and the shaft gets thicker you can see glenn visibly in awe of the way he disappear in you like nothing . you press your hand against your stomach and feel it press back against you and it makes you tense up in a way that has you both gasping and rutting against each other. he’s gripping you and rambling about how fucking small and tight you are and how he feels like he could cum at any second so you impatiently yank one of his hands to jack you off so you can both be quick shots and he’s fumbling with webbed fingers to touch you as best he can: it’s inexperienced and bumbling but knowing he’s too horny to even think properly is more than enough

he cums first and is grunting and snarling and digging his fingers and baring his teeth against you and it feels like a rush of so much it’s like you’re going to pop. when you look down your lower stomach distends just a little as if you’re bloating and when you press against it with your fingers you can feel thick strands of cum dripping on your inner thighs and his pants. he makes you cum not too soon after now that his brain is slightly less preoccupied and he spends the next 10 minutes in awe of how well you took it all before you even think about cleaning up, god forbid having a round two

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shuffling feet awkwardly but erm some 🔞 andre considerations. cw for brief drug mentions, minors dni

andre, despite being constantly intoxicated and rather lackadaisical, is a super observant person during sex

he’s almost tantric in how much he pays attention to the way any touch makes you react and always wants to know what not only feels good but the BEST

like you can tell he’s a scientist just by the way he tackles intimacy

bc of this he’s very into edging and overstimulation (on himself and others)

he likes pressing right into peoples skin not only to ground himself but because he loves the softness of bodies against each other

leaves hickeys and ranges from being meticulous about them to sporadic and anywhere he can reach (depending on what state you find him in)

he loves to smoke during sex LOL, he doesn’t mind doing uppers or being drunk during sex either but weed is the best drug for fucking in his opinion

i personally hc andre as transmasc but in the case of him having a dick i think he would be really into cockwarming especially during a smoke session . passing the blunt with a homie while they’re seated in his lap with him nestled inside them (or vice versa if you are a top and/or hc andre as a trans bottom king like me 😎)

as much as he loves loud and bright crazy parties and sloppy orgies i think he feels really safe and cozy just having lazy couch sex with someone during a bad movie . just caught up in each other

loves sprawling out on people when he sleeps post-coitus because he’s pretty thin and a little small so he loves to leech body heat especially with partners that are bigger than him or just warmer . also a little bit of a blanket hog

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this but reagan and andre

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love the ways that nsft reader insert imagines talk about some things like i KNOW y’all love balls me too tf!!

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this is so fucking funny like . how to say you have a body odor kink without saying you have a body odor kink