#honorary hermits

[sycs-world]

Ladies and Gentleman, our honorary hermits 🥲..

My heart feel warms...

[sprinklesharkie]

they need to be given nerf guns more often

(martyn doing first person shooter style with scar was so good)

[cyberbeez]

THAT YELLOW YAKS SUPPORT. TO HERMIT, FROM HERMITS

[goopy-goose]

Mumbo x Capitain Puffy crackships propaganda.

I dare you. 🫵🏻

@the-mcyt-crackships-brackets

day 12 (?) of daily posting except when its not (i wasnt home) okay i know im late with this but whatever i also want to say that with Byrdie here we called em redstoneship theyre on a motorboat btw im lazy

[hermitblr-confessions]

Watching Ren and Martyn talking about eachother is like the theatre kid version of two people having a crush on eachother and both being too anxious to tell the other

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[0rchider]

My predictions for Secret Life!! I have absolutely no reason for where I placed everybody, just gut feeling. Saw a couple other people do this and decided I wanted too as well :)

[ghostyclay]

God, i NEED etho to post his vault hunters content somewhere.

PLEASE. I have such a bad effo hyperfixation and I've been obsessed with vault hunters for YEARS, I JUST NEED TO WATCH HIM PLAY IT WITHOUT SEARCHING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S VODS, AAAAAAAAA

[anxietygremlin7]

The Void

Jimmy and Tango angsting(that's a verb now, you're welcome) in the afterlife/void after Double Life. (Have fun, this one hurts) (Enchanting Table text translations at the end) (This fic is loosely based on the song Canary in a Coal Mine by the Crane Wives (their discography is literally just the life series at this point)) 1.4k words

AO3 link if you prefer:

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Before the pain even fully fades away, while red still stains his eyes, and the cracks in his bones are still healing, Jimmy is already shouting.

“It’s all my fault!” His voice is loud, ringing out through the dark emptiness of the afterlife. The darkness steals the sound, traps the song of anger in its blackness. 

“Why!” Jimmy shouts. He turns his eyes up to what must be the sky, though everything around him is the same pitch-black, life draining, darkness. “What did I do this time!”

He hears nothing back from the abyss, he wasn't expecting a response anyways. The Watchers never explain themselves, they’re above that, above the players of their death games, their coal mines, above their Canary.

“It wasn’t just me this time!” He’s louder than before, angry, red, red like his love, like the fire of his soulmate. “Tango too! What did he do to deserve this…” Jimmy trails off, pausing for a moment as the darkness swallows his cries, “What did he do to get me as a soulmate?” He asks this more to himself than any ethereal being currently watching him. 

Why was such a beautiful, fiery, loud, smart person, paired with this little Canary? Why did the fire burn brighter? Why did the Canary learn to sing a song of heat, pain, death…warmth, love, beauty? Why did the Canary fall for the fire, its warmth, its heat? Why put that fire in the coal mine? The Canary was bound to sense it soon enough. Bound to die, warning the others. This was bound to end in pain, in heat, in fire. The coal mine was bound to burn, killing everyone in it.

Jimmy takes a breath.

And then he breaks.

Some part of Jimmy, right then and there, finally cracks, and unlike his bones broken by the Enderman, this isn’t going to heal through the magic of a respawn. 

He crumbles, falling to his knees in the soul-draining darkness.

And then he cries.

He cries for his soulmate who doesn’t know why they died. He cries for the Ranch and all of the animals that now must fend for themselves in that unruly world. He cries about the unfairness of it all. He cries for the taste of a happy life with his soulmate he got to live for only a few months. He cries about the Watchers and their death games, which time and time again, take everything from him. And last of all, he cries for himself, Canary in a coal mine, always destined to die first as a warning to the others, for what’s about to come.

Jimmy cries for a long time. It could be hours, days, months, even years, time is irrelevant in this place. His tears do nothing to bring him back, back into the warm arms of his soulmate, the oak walls of their Ranch, the heat from the sun in their fields, the company of his Rancher. He’s stuck. Stuck in a world of darkness and misery and abyss. A world that steals his song, that takes his flight, that takes all of him, and sucks it into darkness for fun.

And it hurts. It hurts more than any of the other death games he’s been a part of. Because this time he knows he caused another's death, someone who he loved not just because of the physical tie between their souls but because of the tie created between their hearts. It hurts because Jimmy loved Tango, and somehow, in some strange twist of fate, Tango loved Jimmy too.

That's the worst part, isn’t it? That somehow Jimmy managed to find someone who loved him with all of their being, someone who wasn't afraid to show that love, someone who didn’t make fun of him or goad him, someone who Jimmy loved with his whole heart. And because of Jimmy, and because of the bond between their souls, that someone is dead, Tango is dead. And Jimmy has no way to see him ever again, not until the next death game.

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Before the pain even fully fades away, while red still stains his eyes, and the cracks in his bones are still healing, Tango is already looking.

“Jimmy?” He calls into the soul-draining darkness. The sound seems to get absorbed into the void, stealing it from his lips the second he opens them. Tango hears no response, barely even hears the words leave his own mouth. 

Tango takes a step, the void under him acting like a floor should, despite the lack of an actual floor. He steps again, more confident now. He’s going to find Jimmy if it’s the last thing he does.

“I’m comin’ for ya Rancher Buddy,” Tango mutters. He continues to walk, not going any faster for the fear of somehow misstepping and being forever lost to the void. 

He walks for what could be hours, days, months, maybe even years, time is irrelevant in this void of nothingness.

But then he hears it, cries in the distance. He could recognize the sound of his Rancher anywhere. 

And Tango runs.

“Jimmy!” Tango shouts once he spots him curled up on the floor. Jimmy looks up, eyes watery and tear-tracks on his face. Despite his disheveled state, Tango's first thought, as it always has been from the first moment he saw Jimmy, is, ‘He’s beautiful’.

“Tango?” Jimmy asks, voice sounding absolutely broken. He sniffs, tears still falling down his face.

“Hey Rancher Buddy.” Tango kneels down on the floor. 

“What’re you doin’ here?” Jimmy asks, still in disbelief.

“I came to find you.”

“Why?” Jimmy’s voice breaks on the word. The one question he’s been wanting to ask for months. It’s more than just this moment, it’s more than just today, it’s the whole time. Why did Tango stay with Jimmy even though he knows that Jimmy always dies first? Why did Tango build a life with him? Why did Tango choose him?

“Because for some stupid reason that I don’t understand, I love you,” and Tango means it, Jimmy can tell. And for right now, that’s enough, just to hear it is enough. 

And Jimmy crumbles again except this time, he has his Rancher to fall into.

Jimmy falls, and Tango catches him, holding him in his arms. Jimmy clutches Tango, burying his head in Tango’s shoulder and crying. And Tango just holds him, wrapping his arms around Jimmy’s shoulder and putting his head on top of Jimmy’s.

And as Jimmy continues to cry, Tango begins to as well. This is the last moment he’ll get with his Rancher before they’re separated for who knows how long. This is the last moment where they’re the Ranchers. The last moment where they’re Jimmy and Tango. The last moment where they get to be in love.

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From the darkness They watch. It’s in Their name afterall, the Watchers. They watch two boys, nothing but children in the mass expanse of the universe, hold each other and cry. And They feel nothing. They were made to feel nothing. They were just made to watch. And watch They do.

They watch for a while, soon growing bored with the lack of death and hurt, bored by dullness of comfort.

“y𝙹⚍ '∷ᒷ still dead,” They whisper into the darkness, the sound carrying through the void.

The two boys look up. The boys don’t know much about Them, the boys are scared, this makes Them happy.

“||ᒷ!¡.Still dead,” They say again, voice(s) still carrying through the darkness.

“!¡ᔑリᓵᔑꖌᒷᓭ!” They shout. The boys look confused at this, seeing as there are no words in the language the boy’s speak. The speaker of the word, part of Them, is scolded for the outburst.

“You’re still here?” They ask the boys, voice(s) booming in the silence.

“It’s over. y𝙹⚍ '∷ᒷ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷.” They’re right, it’s done now. There will be another death game, They enjoy it too much for this to be the end, but this game, this pair, it’s done now, it’s over.

“Go home.” It’s whispered, Their voice(s) still loud in the deafening quiet of the void.

“Go. wᒷ'ꖎꖎ ᓭᒷᒷ ||𝙹⚍  ᔑ ⊣ᔑ╎リ ᓭ𝙹𝙹リ.” And with that, the boys begin to fade, still clutching each other, still hoping for some twist of fate to keep them together for just another moment.

“Jimmy,” begins one, “I love you, remember that…please...for me.”

“I won’t forget Tango, my Rancher, my soulmate, I love you too…don’t forget that either.”

And then they fade, returning to their disconnected lives, not knowing when they’ll see each other again.

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Hopefully you enjoyed that cause I enjoyed writing it :) (What are characters if not vessels for me to write heartbreaking angst?) (I swear I can actually write happy things, I will eventually)

Enchanting Table Text: 1. You’re 2. Yep 3. Pancakes 4. You’re over 5. We’ll see you again soon

Anyways, see ya when I see ya!

[riacte]

guys remember hcbbs (hbomb causes blue bats supremacy)

[transfemzedaph]

17 and 24?

17 - have any episodes you constantly go back to? which ones?

eh not really any tbh, ive rewatched the eps w worm man in a couple times but i dont constantly go back to anything

24 - favourite honorary hermit? (ex. scicraft dudes, zloy and pix, etc.)

ooooooh hmmmm probably martyn, maybe skizz also bc those r funky lil guys

[sarovhs]

Duality of hermit fans (They should do both)

Xisuma changing his title from “Three Hermits One Hole” to “Hermits In A Cave” vs Jimmy keeping his episode called “I was forced to work in his hole”, titling today’s stream “I’m back in the hole” and saying things like “without hole i feel empty, I need the hole”: fight

[sprinklesharkie]

jimmy gets GOT by grian

[teddytoroa]

quinn hills is so so cool im catching up on joes decked out runs and shes so cool. im too pathetic and ill and waifish right now to describe accurately whats going on in my head but all her accompanying commentary and music is really adding so much to what is already a delightfully rich audiovisual experience.

[ahllohehn]

HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS MASTERPOST (07/31/2024)

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Hermits and The Olympians/Emperors of Olympus is a Hermitcraft/Empires SMP based Percy Jackson AU based off my art and headcanons!

(Please do not use the tags for other PJO AUs as I use them to specifically label what's based off mine.)

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Seperated by art/doodles, headcanons/discussion, fanfics:

# 1 MUMBO PORTRAIT # 2 GRIAN, PEARL, SCAR & MUMBO ART # 3 HaTO FAN CREATION GUIDELINES # 4 GEM, CLEO, DOC PORTRAITS # 5 ETHO & BDUBS THANK YOU CARD # 6 STRESSMONSTER THANK YOU CARD # 7 CAMP EMPIRES FIRST APPEARANCE; BAD BOYS DOODLE # 8 OUTDATED CAMPERS GODLY PARENT SUMMARY # 9 CHIBI MUMBO THANK YOU CARD # 10 GRIAN CLOSE UP # 10.5 WATCHERS CAMEO??? # 11 BDUBS & SCAR; DEMETER CABIN'S HONORARY CAMPER # 12 RENDOG PORTRAIT # 13 MUMSCARIAN / RE: AU SHIPS # 14 IS THERE A CANON PLOT? Answer: I stick with what is canon to me, but I do not force others to follow so. As I am too lazy to do an actual plot. # 15 CHIBI STRESS & MUMBO # 16 BDUBS..? # 17 ETHO PORTRAIT / 1ST AU FICLET # 18 I JUST THINK THEATER KID ARES KID REN IS FUNNY # 19 JOEL AND LIZZIE; SOULMATES IN EVERY UNIVERSE # 20 ORACLE GEM...? # 21 oh snappers! (LOW QUALITY ETHO DOODLE) # 22 AT THIS POINT, DIONYSUS, ARES, AND APOLLO SHOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO SEE WHO GETS CUSTODY OF REN # 23 SKIZZ & IMPULSE PORTRAITS / HEADCANONS # 24 ZEDAPH PORTRAIT

# 25 Camp Oracle’s Journal; Hermits and The Olympians # 26 GRIAN - THE DEATHLY ACTIVITIES MANAGER # 27 ISKALL & TANGO PORTRAITS # 28 KERALIS & XISUMA'S PERSONALLY MADE CAMP PIN # 29 I REALLY LIKE MAKING FUN OF REN /AFFE # 30 I ALSO REALLY LIKE INCLUDING MARTYN INTO THE MIX /AFFE

# 31 TREEBARK ARE MY BOYFAILURES # 32 RENDERED CAMP LOGOS (PNGS IN DISCORD SERVER) # 33 SHELBY & SCOTT PORTRAITS # 34 ETHUBS MY BELOVEDS :) # 35 INTRODUCING: GIGGS # 36 RE: CAMP EMPIRES AND CAMP HERMITCRAFT DOUBLES # 37 LET OLD MEN BOND LIKE OLD MEN (ETHO & TANGO) # 38 OFFICIAL HaTO DISCORD SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT # 39 MYTHICALSAUSAGE PORTRAIT # 40 XISUMA PORTRAIT # 41 HaTO FIRST COMIC SHITPOST # 42 FALSE, KERALIS, & BEEF PORTRAITS # 43 WELS & HYPNO PORTRAITS # 44 MUMSCARIAN FIRST MEETING DOODLE # 45 WHY IS WELS AN ATHENA KID? # 46 HOW IS GEM THE ORACLE # 47 HaTO SECOND COMIC SHITPOST (PRIDE MONTH) # 48 DESERT DUO ANIMATIC; INSPIRED BY BEAN'S TRAITOR SCAR FIC

# 49 MARTYN PORTRAIT / HEADCANONS # 50 IF SCAR WERE TO BE APHRODITE'S.... # 51 REN VS JARS # 52 LIZZIE PORTRAIT # 53 HaTO SCAR & GEM EMOTES # 54 HaTO CHIBIS BOUQUET DOODLE # 55 GRIAN AND HIS SON # 56 KATHERINE ELIZABETH PORTRAIT # 57 MUMSCARIAN MATCHING ICONS FOR PRIDE # 58 HOW ARE YEAR ROUNDERS GETTING EDUCATION? # 59 SHINY DUO MATCHING ICONS # 60 AROACE PEARL (PRIDE MONTH) # 61 BISEXUAL CLEO (PRIDE MONTH) # 62 CAMP CUDDLE SESSIONS # 63 TREEBARK COMEBACK # 64 When Does a Man Become a Monster?; Hermits and The Olympians

# 65 BOAT BOYS MATCHING ICONS # 66 WHAT DOIN'? CAMP HERMITCRAFT EDITION # 67 "I'M A CHILD OF DIVORCE" GESTURES TO ETHUBS # 68 MORE ETHUBS HEADCANONS CUS IM GAY AND SO ARE THEY # 69 DO NOT ANGER THE NON-ZOMBIE WOMAN, MR. ETHO # 70 NATURE WIVES # 71 I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEPHAESTUS CABIN'S ABILITIES # 72 TREEBARK MATCHING ICONS # 73 OLI PORTRAIT & HEADCANONS # 74 IT'S NOT ME IF THERE'S NO ETHUBS # 75 WELCOME TO HERMITCRAFT: GRIAN TEXT ADVENTURE # 76 GEM'S ORACLE CAVE TOUR

#77 THE BOYS (+ GEM) GO SHOPPING FOR SUITS #78 PEARL CHARACTER CARD #79 Camper Files; Hermits and The Olympians #80 STRESS PORTRAIT #81 CUBFAN PORTRAIT #82 FWHIP PORTRAIT

#83 PIXLRIFFS PORTRAIT #84 RANCHERS #85 WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TREEBARK IN MY INBOX? #86 IDK HOW SAD I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE SCOTT #87 LONG TIME, NO NATURE WIVES? #88 AREN'T WE ALL A LITTLE SILLY FOR GRIAN SOMETIMES? #89 I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I JUST BE SAYING ANYTHING ATP

# SECOND MASTERPOST LINK

OTHER HaTO Related Links:

HaTO Roleplay Blogs Masterpost by gem-the-oracle HaTO Archive of Our Own Series HaTO Discord Server

[eluminium]

(tags via @simplydm) And why shouldn't you fight Skizz? I mean, despite his big stature and "very heavy and dense fists" (his own words), the man has never been in an actual fistfight. He has no fighting experience whatsoever. Hell, he doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd want to fight even when threatened! ...However, the emotional damage he could do to you is probably worse than any punch he can throw. A man that good at noticing people's positive traits and trying to uplift them is just as good at noticing people's negative traits and tearing someone down with them. Don't fight Skizz, because you might walk out of it physically fine but you'll never be the same emotionally.

and yeah if you decide to fight Impulse you're gonna have to deal with Skizz too except now he'll actually have a reason to wanna throw down! [insert reference to the "I have this protective vibe over you" quote here]

what hermit you should fight IRL

Mumbo Jumbo: I mean yes, he’s a giant, and yes, according to the lore irl he’s trained in martial arts. But have you seen him? I bet you could distract him with a word puzzle and take him down in a single sucker punch.

Docm77: The GOATFATHER will not pause until you are destroyed. It might take a while, but he will go without sleep or rest to enact his judgment. DO NOT FIGHT DOC.

Bdubs: Uhhhhh. So have you ever looked at a man and went “that guy fights dirty”? Bdubs is 5′7″ of pure spite and he will wear your head as a trophy.

Joe Hills: Oh yeah you’d beat Joe in a fight. But you wouldn’t WIN the fight. He’d write a poem about it and his chat would jeer at you and somehow you would still feel bad. Consider not fighting Joe.

ZombieCleo: She’s an elementary school teacher. Not only should you not fight Cleo, I bet she knows enough about how to defuse a fight that you physically can’t fight Cleo. (But if she decides to throw down you lose.)

Ethoslab: DO NOT FIGHT ETHO. The man is a cryptid. For all we know he’s a werewolf. Plus I’ve seen him play Among Us, you would not come out of that fight looking or feeling good. Do not fight Etho.

GoodTimesWithScar: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT SCAR. You would win, and then I personally would manifest in your house to beat you up for hurting the star wars minecraft wheelchair-using man. And then Jellie would bite you.

TangoTek: Yeah I bet you could take him mostly because he would feel bad about fighting you. You know who wouldn’t feel bad about shanking you though? Mrs. Tango. Do not fight Mr. TangoTek.

Impulse: If anyone can find a way to make totems of undying manifest in the real world I believe it’s gonna be Impulse. You will not win this fight.

Zedaph: Picture this. You’ve won the fight with Zedaph because he had his headphones on and didn’t see you coming. You’re taking a breath of victory. And then the bizarre contraption he build in the night to wake him up on time malfunctions, exploding and killing you instantly. Do not fight Zedaph.

iJevin: Another hermit where it’s vital that you approach while he’s distracted. While he’s deep in the code, you get in one punch and flee. Why do you flee? He came second in the head games, remember. He can grind out a fight, if you make it worth his while (maybe don’t make it worth his while).

WelsKnight: approach a fight with wels with caution. He was in the military and probably like actually knows how to fight properly. Which might mean he would feel bad about fighting a random person? Either way I wouldn’t risk it. And his stans will murder you.

RenDog: You will win the fight with Ren. And then he’ll tell you you did a great job and you’ll feel guilty, like you should, you monster.

TFC: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING GRANDFATHER MINECRAFT? JUST LET HIM MINE AND READ HIS FANFICTION. 

VintageBeef: Look. If you see a six-foot man who keeps donkeys and that beard and you want to fight him, I’ve gotta respect your dedication to the battledome. I don’t think you’re gonna win, though.

Keralis: This is what I know about Keralis— he is constantly sending other people gifts from sweden, and Etho went through an inventory of anvils trying to kill him while Keralis panic-sang and swam away from death (successfully). This is a high-risk, low-reward fight.

Xisuma: So on the one hand he’s a cryptid, but on the other what we do know of his IRL form is that he’s startlingly buff, and a musician. You ever seen a band member fight? They know no honour or reason. Don’t fight Xisuma. 

Hypno: Have you seen this guy hyperfocus during a grind? You could bring an entire mariachi band to the beatdown and I don’t think he’d notice. Go for it, you can totally fight Hypno.

XBCrafted: So yeah, you could totally punch XB, but I’m not actually sure you could fight the man, as his vibes are so extremely chill I’m not sure he’d fight back. So you’d just be beating up XB. Questionable.

Grian: He’s killed Dream. Twice. Grian has an immaculate sense of ambush and a great deal of personal luck. Want to start a fight that turns into a protracted session of “why are you hitting yourself”? Then totally fight Grian. Otherwise I wouldn’t recommend it. 

False: DON’T FIGHT FALSE. You ever see her evicerate a troll? She is the Queen of Heads, Hearts, and Body Parts. DO NOT FIGHT FALSE. 

CubFan: Cub’s idea of a great day outside is on the golf course, so he can probably out-walk you but I’ve yet to meet a golfer who can fight. So totally fight him. Hey, you don’t have any businesses you don’t want taken over or bought out, right? Cause if sooo.

Iskall: I am honestly torn because on the one hand I do believe that Iskall doesn’t look like an IRL fighter. On the other hand his personal chaos field is just so high that venturing into it with hostile intent seems like a bad idea.

Stressmonster: Hey so funny story, her day job is as a personal trainer. She will destroy you, and laugh the whole time. Don’t fight Stress.

[watcheraurora]

The Hermitcraft server really needs a horn multiple actually of Jimmy shouting "PEEGEE!" as a great bit for when someone is toeing the line "a little too much"

I'm aware Jimmy's not a Hermit but he's kind of an honorary one and I think it would be hilarious. Someone makes an innuendo and another Hermit just grabs their horn and

"PEEGEE!"