#honka honk

[crow2222]

doodle b4 bed

[dumb-zombie-girl]

Can someone tell me to stop writing because I already have three things I need to post and I'm working on a dean Winchester x teenage oc HELP ME

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

look

https://www.tumblr.com/zoloftwithdrawalnausea/760821690514243584/hes-iss-bear?source=share

My dearest I requested that myself but also good googly moogly that thang is juicy

[pawsometoons]

Boop!♥︎

[cocajimmycola]

why is every1 telling me 2 go to bed </3 /silly.

okaybokay im going

bc u said to tell u!!!!!smh!!!!!!!!

nini friendo

[urfavoriteguy]

Y'all seemed to like my art last time I posted it so here's some more!!!

[honka-honka]

Honka

[snifferz]

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS THE FUCKING PENIS CAR MEME

I NEED IT. NOW. ITS URGENT, I AM PLANNING MANY EVIL DEEDS AND I AM UNABLE TO FIND THE SOURCE OF IT.

[chaoticsnape]

y’all like clowns right?

[starlightomatic]

unfortunately it will not produce honka because a is the only option for the first vowel and null isn’t an option for the middle vowel

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[kurenaiienishii]

Zoro’s bazongas honka honk honk 🪿🪿🪿🔊🔊

[banj0possum]

what would your characters react to reader wanting to squeeze their chest? like they jutst walk up to them all shy and stuff and they just mutter out if they can touch da boob, especially valeth and baron 👁️👁️

Asking Them If They Can Squeeze Their Chest

My OCs x GN Reader

CW: touching the booba, a bit suggestive themes in some parts

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Adrian scoffs while hiding his red face. "Pfft huh? What are you, some kind of pervert? Hah! W-wait why are you walking away! I didn't say no dumbass!" please cup his moobs he is begging you please hold them gently in your hands

Brandon is a bit embarrassed and doesn't know what to do.. Does he need to take off his shirt? Should he shower first? He's just had practice! If you compliment him afterwards he's blacking out over how flustered he is from you touching him.

Valeth is happy to let you feel him! A true warrior has no shame when it comes to showing off their body. You must admire your loving mate very much! He loves looking down at you as you feel him. Your eyes look like stars as your hands squeeze his chest, he won't lie, he might ask you to do this again.

Bo is a bit hesitant. Are you sure? There's not a lot left.. If you insist, he will sheepishly lift up his shirt and look away, he doesn't want to seeing him all shy. Please reassure him that you love him and his looks, he's very insecure about his body, the poor boy.

Screw is flustered. "Wh-what?! Y-you wanna- with me? Uhm..o-ok! P-please me gentle!" He's very ticklish so he's trying not to laugh while you touch him, you're both just very very flustered during the entire ordeal, Soda and Rib's was laughing their bones off watching the two of you.

Ribs is confused. "I...don't have any..."

Soda is flat but you're welcome to touch him. You are his mate after all :)

Wolfie rolls over and wags his tail. Please please please ! His leg kicks frantically as you rub his chest. Please nuzzle your face in his chest! He'll pull you close and lick your cheek telling how cute you are.

Dorik stand up and quickly lifts up his sweater. "Anything for you Master!......why are you not doing it yet?"

Kalva cocks his head in confusion. You have to act out that wanna honka honka his boobas and once he realizes what you're asking, he does a little :0 face and hops closer to you and sits down politely. He give you permission. :3

Jasper is in shock, he is frozen. If you ask if he's ok, he tries his best to compose himself and give you permission. He tries to look indifferent to it but he's not hiding his grin very well.

Viktor stops sipping his tea for a moment, his cheeks a bit red. "P-pardon me, my Dear?" Of course you can uhm...feel..him...if he had a heartbeat, it would be beating so fast it would sound like humming.

Garrick is ready for you to do it, he's read your mind, his tits already out to be honked baby. He's on the bed waiting for you to hop in with him. 'For the full experience' he says.

Silas has a smirk on his face and leans closer to your face. "My dear sweet (Y/N), you really want to do such a thing~? Well then, how about we go up to our quarters so you can feel me all you want~"

Baron's cold facade breaks for a moment as you ask him, his saliva gets caught in his throat and he starts coughing out of surprise. Once he regains his composure he flatly agrees and gulps when your hands touch his chest. He doesn't utter a word or sound the whole time. When you look back up at him, he has a nosebleed. "I-it's nothing Boss, I'm fine..please continue.."

Caspian swoons and coos so much, you almost drop the request all together. "Oh my! How romantic! How forward! You're so sudden my Treasure, I love it!~" He's very loud and sensitive so expect him to make some questionable sounds if you ask him.

[chick-it-out]

honk honka honk honk

HONK 📯 !!!

[devils-dares]

frank fic with sleep paralysis clowns 3/15/2023

a/n: maggie told me to post i actually do have sleep paralysis clowns

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"frank, psst. frank. fraaaaank"

"what is it?" his sleepy voice sounded off.

"the clowns."

"come again?"

"can you see them?" you point in the corner of the dark bedroom.

"sweetheart, there's no clowns there."

"yes there are, i can hear them-" you readjust, "i can hear them hinky honking."

"hinky honking?" he looks genuinely confused now, looking at you in your eyes.

"i can smell them. cheap stage makeup and expired ketchup."

"honey, you're startin' to scare me. there's no clowns here."

"they're coming closer. like six ronald mcdonalds."

"honey," he calls out again, turning the bedside lamp on this time, "there's no clowns here." but he hears your snores, soft and steady, and decides to turn off the light and head to bed, yet every time he closes his eyes, he opens them again.

"fuckin' clowns." he laughs at himself, and turns over to face you, your breaths hitting his skin.

he finally settles, sleep coming over him, when you decide to strike.

"honka honka frank." you whisper.

"shut the fuck up."

[chewedpencileraser]

help???? ring ring ring?? new phone who dis? banana phone honka honka honk

[coryosmin]

ARE THE HUNGER GAMES BOYS ASS OR TITS!!!!!

HEEHEEEHEEHEE

nsfw | mdni | fem!reader

coriolanus - BOTH! HE LOVES BOTH! boobs, ass, hell even thighs. he just loves how soft and plush both areas are. he will smack your ass as he walks past you. or just like randomly honk your tits because he can. he’s just a tits and ass guy man.

sejanus - deadass i would say an ass man. he loves your butt. but he actually loves your thighs more. which are close to your butt. so really he’s an ass man. he will always grab your ass. even in a non sexual manner. he just loves it. and he loves putting his hand between your thighs.

finnick - he is definitely both but he prefers boobs. he doesn’t care about the size, whether they’re small or large doesn’t matter to him. but he loves to just look at your boobs while fucking you. or just randomly suck on your tits because he’s bored. like he just loves boobs

peeta - he’s also a tits man. it makes me laugh to think about this but he’s definitely the type to walk up to you and honk your tits while saying “honka honka”. because boobs are great.