#honeymooning hard

[cubbihue]

Peri was very upset about a lot of things that happened. Within a span of a week, he felt like his entire life has changed for the worst!! He had a dumb bulb on his wand, Timmy was still moving away, and he had to go to a school far from everyone he knew!!!

Of course, the cause and trigger of those emotions was Timmy. But Peri can’t blame his older brother for any of that. So the next logical conclusion for a small child to reach was to blame his parents instead!!! And boy did he blame a lot on his parents.

Many of Peri’s actions in his childhood stems from misplaced grief and anger. By the time he was old enough to know better, Peri got a mixture of stubbornness and a bruised ego to admit he was wrong for how he reacted.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [END]

[jakeperalta]

people on instagram saying new years day isn't a nice romantic song and is actually full of red flags... I am going to start biting

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[haveihitanerve]

Jim Gordon has worked sooo hard to not reveal he knows Batman’s identity. But Batman being Batman, combined with Dick and Barbara now dating, just pushes him over the edge Batman: we’re not friends, Commissioner. Jim: Your son is dating my daughter, Bruce. I think we’re past friends Batman:…. Jim:…. Shit

[laurenttheninth]

i have been a tommy-is-abby’s-tommy truther from the start idc about “ooh well why wouldn’t she know anyone at the 118” or “oooh why wouldn’t she have mentioned her ex was also a firefighter” idgaf it would be so fucking funny and im manifesting that this is one of the bucktommy hurdles let us all join hands in prayer 🙏🏻

[mamawasatesttube]

For the wrapped game, 100?

100. Something I Need - OneRepublic

Lois watches her husband (her husband!) make his way out of the hotel bathroom. The bruises on his face and chest have darkened over the last few hours, but the cuts and scrapes look much less horrifying after he's washed away all the blood. He catches her gaze, and his whole face lights up with a smile.

It's not fair, she thinks. The evening sunlight splashing across his skin from the open balcony doors should be healing him. These wounds should never have even happened.

He grabs a shirt from the suitcase on the stand and tugs it on as he walks towards the balcony, towards her. A warm Hawaiian breeze sends it fluttering around his waist as he fiddles with the buttons. He's so focused on them that he trips over the doorway and stubs his toe with a muttered curse, and her heart twists even as she laughs. It's been weeks, months, since she learned he lost his powers, but it still feels wrong. Since when can Clark Kent stub his toe?

"Come here," she says, pushing herself up from her wicker chair. She reaches for him, helps him finish the last of the buttons; she leaves the top two open and lets her hands fall to his waist instead as she looks up at him. "There you go."

He looks amused as he rests one big, warm hand on her shoulder. "You didn't button all of them up."

Lois quirks a smile up at him, leans up on her toes, and kisses the corner of his mouth. "I'm a woman on her honeymoon, darling. Surely you wouldn't begrudge me the view?"

He laughs, although (to her delight) his cheeks go pink, too. "I would never."

She leads him back to the wicker bench, tugs him down, and curls into his side. His arm is warm around her shoulders, and she tucks her bare feet up against the wicker. The sunset over the Pacific is breathtaking, but it hardly holds a candle compared to the love of her life, safe and sound at her side.

Her husband, she thinks again. The sunlight feels warmer on her skin.

[prettyspicyhoney]

me, staring at his pussy: i wanna put my entire arm in there <3

[setsunaaaicons]

Wow he's so handsome.. ❤️ ignore the fa

[silentreigns]

I have been reading too much of what people have been saying about Lewis's move to Ferrari recently. And I can't take this honeymoon phase seeiously at all. I genuinely like both Lewis and Charles but I am gonna root for Lewis first and foremost. He needs to take back his 8th championship more than Charles needing to get his maiden F1 championship. I feel like there's going to be a lot of the Lecfosi who are praising LH now will turn against him next year, regardless of if he outperforms Charles or not.

[paronymph]

they should create a new word for yearning specifically about aros and/or aces yearning because there is nothing that exists that comes close to expressing what we feel.

[carmenlove21]

It’s so real and inspiring.

[ellekhen]

No Hard Feelings

Chapter 13 - A Hell of a Time (Fin)

(Temporary hero image because I'm on my honeymoon, away from the computer! So enjoy these two anyway. :3)

Chapter Summary: A year after the defeat of the Absolute, three friends have been surviving together in Avernus. However, this hellish plane is home not only to Zariel's minions, but also Tiamat herself. Wyll knows that Irva is keeping a secret from him, and he fears the worst.

Pairing: Wyll x Female Tav Rating: Explicit Length: 48.6K words; Chapters: 13/13 [Complete]

Excerpt below:

There is a brief, skeptical silence. 

“Hells, all right,” Wyll buries his head into his hands. “I suppose... have you been talking with Irva?”

“I mean, of course…?”

“Particularly when I’m not present,” Wyll clarifies warily, "do you think she’s… well?”

Karlach frowns at him. 

“Hang on,” she ducks down to catch Wyll’s averted eyes. “Are you worried about something in particular?”

Wyll sighs heavily. “Yes, but you must not tell her, you hear me?”

Karlach glances around, her mouth twisting with concern as she rests a solemn hand upon her glowing heart.

“Your secret will be safe with me,” she vows.

“Thank you,” Wyll shifts uneasily. “I… I am worried about her. Looking back, she was quick to suggest Avernus for all of us, and eager to hurry through that portal. I thank the Triad every day we could save you that way. But even after all this time, a small part of me can’t help but worry that it wasn’t only to save you.”

He looks up at Karlach, troubled. “After all, we’re not the only things she has loved, here in Avernus.”

Karlach scoffs an incredulous laugh. “Soldier. Are you seriously thinking that she came here to find—?”

“—Tiamat. And yes,” Wyll confesses in a hush. “We have been searching for a solution for your heart, but do you ever get the feeling that she’s searching for something else?”

Karlach grimaces. “Soldier...”

“I know I should trust her,” Wyll continues shakily. “And I do, I think. But I also know that some habits... and some beliefs... don’t die so quickly. As my father warned me, one doesn’t simply forsake the teachings of their cult. It takes far more time than Irva had, and far more support than even we were able to give.”

Karlach ponders beside him.

“And if she does find Tiamat? Or if we accidentally stumble upon her?” she prompts him carefully. “What do you fear?”

Wyll huffs a mournful laugh. “I’m afraid I’ll lose her. I’m afraid she’ll still be willing to free Tiamat and unleash her upon the material plane, and even if she isn’t willing, that Tiamat will enthrall her and use her to do the same.”

“Wyll,” Karlach says sternly. “Do you trust Irva?”

He doesn’t hesitate this time, “Yes, I do. Everything is simply so uncertain and I don’t know how to give her the life she wants…!”

“How do you know that this isn’t the life she wants?” Karlach interrupts, before backtracking. “Shit, I don't mean spending her long engagement in Avernus... but the fact is, she’s got two someones she trusts besides her. Two people who love her. I think that’s something special, and she doesn’t need to tell us for me to know that.

“And yeah, I know she still wants to be connected to dragons, but they’re not all bad!” she reminds him. “I heard her talking to the cleric in Stormshore Tabernacle about Bahamut a while back. She didn’t know anything about him back then, so maybe if she begins to talk to someone like him, he could be a good influence. A better deity, if she’s gotta have one at all.

“But going back to what you said… I think I know something of what you’re feeling, Soldier,” Karlach says gently. “I've felt... awful that the two of you are spending your engagement running around with me and not living it up in the city. Hells, you could be a Duke. She could be a duchess. You both could be dancing your asses off at a fancy masquerade ball right now!”

“Such occasions are nothing in the face of what matters," Wyll insists. "If skipping those means you’re safe, it’s more than worth it to me."

Karlach gives him a rueful smile. “I think Irva feels the same.”

Wyll closes his eyes. After a long moment, he looks to Karlach, eyes brimming with unshed tears. “I can’t lose her, Karlach.”

“I can’t either… and we won’t, Soldier," Karlach's voice catches as she tears up as well. “Look, we love Irva. She loves us. And I think she loves that world we left behind, too. Think back — she had a chance to take the power offered by the Absolute, and she turned it down in an instant. We have to trust that she knows better than to blindly follow her old scripture. She’s better than that, don’t you think?”

Wyll nods, but something in his face is still doubtful.

“There’s… one more thing,” he confesses in a hush so low that Karlach needs to lean closer to hear him. “I’ve heard her muttering to herself... or someone else... when she’s off on her own. Talking about protection, and portals, and…” he shudders, “...rituals.”

He looks at Karlach. “I don’t doubt that she loves us. But I fear that even if she doesn’t unleash Tiamat for the sake of ending the world, she may somehow be brokering a deal with her for our protection, for a way to walk right into the forge and fix your heart. The truth is… I believe that she would do anything to see us safe.”

[quasarkisses]

how to sustain a long-term relationship:

buy them a little treat whenever you go to the store (even if you went by yourself)

value their emotional wellbeing over most other things (your emotional wellbeing is an extension of this)

[bittersweetresilience]

honkai: star rail or omori

HOW COULD YOU ASK ME THIS. I'M GOING TO PUT YOUR GARRUS FICS IN THE LIBRARY AND KISS YOU OVER THE PAGES.

[p4nishers]

the only s2 azicrow dynamic i'll accept: crowley having The Worst Time™, in love and pining like there's no tomorrow, wondering just how slow he has to go for aziraphale to love him and crying into his car seat every night vs aziraphale happily going cake tasting and picking out the table cloth for their wedding.

[harmonytheme]

all these sweet hayray scenes we’ve been getting are going to make it so much more painful when it all eventually falls apart 🥲