#ask sanji game

[bubba-luz]

Favorite memory of your and Zoro’s honeymoon? :”>

[sordidmusings]

mihawk strikes me as the type to hide any hickies that he got but admire them in private, shanks would shamelessly show them off in public, while robin is more casual and doesn't get embarrassed if someone points it out and says point blank that she made out with you and it was very nice (sanji is crying).

YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Also that ending is sENDING ME DJFJFJFJFFK if you’re afab then Sanji would definitely be stuck struggling if those were tears of joy for knowing it happened or tears of pain that he’ll never be a part of it. Probably more of the latter. If you’re amab then those are 100% grade A, bonafide Tears of Despair 💀

Mihawk, Shanks, and Robin Hickey Headcanons

Thinking about the Mihawk, you’d have to be Smart about where you put those hickies (thighs thighs thighs-) since he’s always Tits Out and Collar POPPED. I think if he showed up with a fully buttoned shirt or turtleneck it would be more suspicious than him saying the bruises were from training 💀 (I mean maybe it was true - you could’ve been training him to let you fully take charge for once 🤷🏼‍♀️). The thought of him admiring them is what really grabs me in this. I like to think the betrayal that Oda hints at in Mihawk’s background is related to a past love (many good daydreams from this lol) so him healing enough from that to take the time to admire a mark of intimacy?? Feel satisfaction looking at a physical reminder that you belong to each other?? Find comfort in being your partner and enjoying being wanted and owned by you??? Happy brain 🫠🫠🫠

Shanks being the resident manwhore is Gospel dude and I fuckin LOVE him for that 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 here for the energy and the good times lol I imagine that he just showed them first cuz he didn’t care to hide them. Why would it matter?? It’s obvious he’s a man with a large appetite for debauchery both light and heavy and they’re all adults on the ship so there’s no problem. Then he found he enjoyed all the jokes, whether in his favor or at his expense, whenever his crew caught a peep of an exceptionally dark or large one or an excessive art project coloring his neck and chest. But once he got with you he enjoyed it even more. He was proud edging on smug whenever others saw the marks you’ve left on him. He got to have you and they didn’t. Better yet they also got to see just how much you enjoy him. Why would he ever hide that??

R O B I N 😩 I HAVE A NEED OKOK AND OML I WAS CACKLING AT THE “and it was very nice” HDHFHFJD SO HER AND SO FUNNY 💀💀💀 imagine that conversation being how the crew finds out you’re together. They just thought you were Close Friends. And I mean they’re not wrong, there’s just some extra activities. And maybe a new type of devotion to go along with the friend one. Whoopsies 🤷🏼‍♀️. Honestly maybe even extra points if it’s also the convo where you get together because the making out just kind of Happened and you’ve been agonizing over the “what does it mEAN???” and “how do I talk to her about this???” Then she’s just like “yeah we kissed and it was great :)”. Oh so this isn’t a big secret?? She’s not ashamed?? It was great 👀 over the howls of Sanji you manage to ask her to meet with you after breakfast for a convo (and more time enjoying some “very nice” activities)

Complete side note on Robin - since sensation but not wounds seem to transfer from her copies and extra limbs/etc. that would be insanely convenient to go buck wild while also being able to be completely discrete. Of course you don’t get the same advantage 😔 which I’m sure she’d exploit to have fun watching you react to them being pointed out by the loud mouthed captain like every time (“Luffy I tOLD you already - we weren’t leaving you out of sparring!”) or maybe a nosy navigator heheheh

And on an angstier note, having gone so so so long without love, I bet physical reminders of any kind help her feel like it’s real and that’s she’s not just going to wake up and find out it was all a dream. There’s also a promise in visible proofs of love, sometimes even ones as ~scandalous~ as hickies, that you want that love and you’re proud of that love. I think Robin would find a lot of solace in anything that helps her know you’re happy and proud to love her.

Really enjoying these and may do some little vignettes of them! Undecided if I wanna throw some others in there 🤔 maybe if any Grabs Me while I think more about it haha or if anyone is possibly interested 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thank you for sending in your thoughts dear anon��️I’ve had so much fun with them!!!! Sending love and hugs 🤍🤍🤍

Part of my little celebration!

[mintypsii]

SQUID PIECE AU!!!

last image is a stupid alt ending that we thought was funny

ideas that came from talking with my buddy @/rocknpebbles my goat <3 actually insane. askbox is always open if ur curious for more 😈

[bacchuschucklefuck]

caps from comic Im doing

[the-bar-sinister]

Red Velvet, Raspberry Swirl (for the ask game)

red velvet: what is your favorite food to bake with your F/O? raspberry swirl: how does your F/O cheer you up when you are feeling down?

Luffy, sullen and petulant, lays on the table in the galley on his stomach, chin in his hands as he chews his lip and swings his feet back and forth. 

He watches as Sanji works in the kitchen, the cook's movements as graceful and passionate as a dancer. Just watching the sway of his hips and listening to him as he hums almost manages to get Luffy smiling again.

Sanji brings a spoon covered in pink goo. He holds it out to him without a word, and Luffy immediately puts it in his mouth. Sweetness fills him, and he smiles.

"What are you making?"

"You'll see," Sanji promises.

Luffy knows that he's a terrible disaster in the kitchen, and he'll only make things more difficult. So he simply stays out of Sanji's way, and now that his bad temper is soothed, he hums along with him.

Once the whatever-it-is is baking, Sanji comes over and leans on the table beside him. Luffy rests his head on Sanji's thigh, and Sanji gives him a puff off his cigarette. 

Soon, to Luffy's delight, he takes cupcakes out of the oven and feeds him even more of the frosting while he decorates them.

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This one came to me immediately. Thank you so much!

prompt list

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[ladycrimsonandblack]

Ask Game!

A One Piece/Hazbin Hotel crossover (there's one and it's so good)

For this ask game:

I don't think the Strawhats would end up in the hotel. There is no way a single member of them is looking for any kind of redemption. They died without regrets, and sure, they ended up in hell, but so what? It's not like hell is going to stop them from doing what they want, and that's all that matters.

There's no sea in the Pride ring, which presents a bit of a problem. No, not for the Strawhats, since they can adapt, and they're sure to find their own amusement. But for everyone else. Because they now have to deal with the Strawhats actually finding their own amusement. Nami definitely ends up in and empties out several gambling dens. Franky is leading a tech revolution that puts him in Vox's crosshairs — Vox is insanely jealous at his inventions and also murderously furious at the loss of revenue. Zoro wanders around looking for capable swordsmen to fight. He reached the title of World's Greatest Swordsman when alive, and he will defend it when dead. Unfortunately, he does not find any worthy opponents, but he does leave a trail of beaten hell residents behind him. Brook goes on a bender — concerts and clubs and venues filled with alcohol and drugs, and women throwing panties at him. He loves it. It's like he's a rockstar again, and this time he has his crew with him! (The crew also loves it. You can't convince me that the Strawhats would not throw themselves into the rockstar lifestyle head-first. They're made for it.)

Luffy becomes an Overlord. He does not actually set out to become one, but that does happen when you're running roughshod over the status quo in hell and literally no one, up to and including the Satan, can stop you. I feel like the crew definitely beats up the Vees at some point (that's such a bad matchup for the Vees, literally the worst opponents they could have chosen), which only cements Luffy's position. Luffy's also weird in the Overlord circles for not owning any souls, even though there is a disturbingly large percentage of hell's population ready and willing to offer him the soul contract at a moment's notice. He inspires the same blind devotion in death as he did in life. He also never actually attends Overlord meetings, so it's always Nami or Robin or Jimbei going there and building Luffy's reputation as absolutely cutthroat.

At some point, Luffy ends up in Cannibal Town and tries human meat. He does not know it is human meat at first, but he also does not stop eating once he's informed. Everyone except Chopper is horrified. Chopper is kind of confused at their reactions because, well. They eat venison all the time, how is this different? Things kind of get awkward at that point, as everyone tries to think about how to explain to a reindeer that eating deer is okay, but eating humans isn't. The tension is broken by Luffy declaring that the meat is good, but he doesn't want to eat it again. Sanji almost faints from relief, because he was really not looking forward to learning how to cook people.

Years and years after they first land in hell, the Strawhats have finally seen every corner of the Pride Ring. Their adventure there is over. This, though, presents the first actual problem for the crew since they died. Sinners can't leave Pride Ring at all. There's six more of those Rings, and they're not allowed to explore them. The Strawhats are predictably outraged about this. Furious even. Their reaction is immediate and explosive, and soon there are riots on the streets. Buildings are getting bombed. Half of the Pentagram City is rebelling, even though they have no idea what they're rebelling for, caught as they are in the crew's tempo. At one point, Lucifer almost gets beaten up. The only way to stop this mess is to give the Strawhats what they want. The next day, they're on their way to Wrath, to wreak havoc far away from Lucifer's palace. If he can't see them, they're not his problem. (They continue to make a mess in all the other Rings, of course, but at least it's not on his doorstep anymore. He's free!)

PS: Is the fic you mentioned The Greatest Treasure in Hell? Because I have it bookmarked, and it's great!

[moxanji-real]

🍫🌧🐱

🍫Is my F/O sweet or salty? Haha, well, he may come off as salty to other men or people he doesn’t like, but to me? He’s the sweetest thing in the world. Sanji is always so kind, thoughtful, and endlessly affectionate. And oh my gosh, his cuddles—don’t even get me started. Every time he wraps me in his arms, I feel like I could just melt from happiness right then and there. It’s like he’s holding my entire heart, and I never want to let go. Sure, he can be salty when it comes to some other people, but never with me. To me, he’s my sweet, loving Sanji—my sweet, silly stinky.

🌧️How do me and Sanji cheer each other up on a bad day? Well, whenever Sanji’s feeling down, my first priority is to make him smile again. I’ll cuddle up to him and jokingly ask, “Alright, who do I have to kill to make you happy again?” (And honestly? I would kill for him if he asked.) Then, I’ll pull him close, run my fingers through his hair, and kiss his face until I see that gorgeous smile of his return. Once he’s feeling a little better, I’ll take him out on a date, because nothing makes him happier than a good meal and some time together.

Whenever I’m the one feeling down, Sanji’s the sweetest and most comforting man alive. He’ll hold me close, letting me burrow into his chest as he whispers how much he loves me. Then, he’ll offer to make something special just for me. And since I don’t like being left alone when I’m sad, I’ll stay in the kitchen, clinging to his waist while he cooks. There’s something so soothing about watching him work his magic, knowing he’s putting his whole heart into making me happy. Once the food is ready, we’ll sit down to eat, his hand always holding mine, as if to remind me that I’m never alone.

🐱If Sanji and I were animals? I’d probably be a tiger—fierce, awesome, and someone who loves naps way too much. As for Sanji, he’d definitely be a golden retriever. He’s loyal, loving, and so full of affection—well, to me at least. He’s my good boy, my golden-hearted sweetheart.

[would-they-listen-to-that]

Hi there! Sorry to bother but I saw the event and would you mind if I asked for a playlist for Sanji (One Piece) x my OC Lyra (Here’s a rp bio for her to help! https://docs.google.com/document/d/190ZAKGReJ7hTQJhaZ7M9TAKFH8zkfcBfwiwRfmoIC5c/edit )!

They’re basically a strangers to friends to lovers slowburn that goes through a lot of ups and downs but they stand together through it and help each other change for the better. All while working through their own self-esteem issues together and understanding they deserve to be loved just by being themselves. They also are shy klutz x loudly simp that melts as soon as the klutz gives him an ounce of affection, burnt out gifted child x failure who has flourished but still sees himself as a failure, failgirl x malewife, and general ghibli Sophie x Howl energy

If you need anymore information, feel free to dm me and thank you!!!

‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ hi caller! no worries at all! mod's cooking probably doesn't beat sanji's, but she's entering the kitchen!

Sunflower - Rex Orange County

Pretty Girl - Clairo

Sports - Beach Bunny

Coffee - Jack Stauber

Are You Bored Yet? - Wallows ft. Clairo

Mr. Loverman - Ricky Montgomery

Hey Lover! - Wabie

Crush Culture - Conan Grey

This Side of Paradise - Coyote Theory

Falling for U - Peachy! ft. mxmtoon

thanks for dialing in!

[radio-fmm]

⭐

We gotta talk about gardener!reader

I gave them earth powers because I 100% think the strawhats need some like them lmaooo food sortage? Gone Not enough berrys? We got money now

And of course the perfect pair for them was Sanji, made the whole thing a lot more sappy and just felt right

Another detail Idk if anyone had noticed is how I didn’t change Sanji’s behavior towards women even after dating reader, I think it’s a flaw that is part of his character and getting rid of it it’s like changing his personality and just overall his morals and stuff, instead reader comes to terms with it and works on it with him but doesn’t reject it per se

Also I love describing the whole scenario and just details when writing them makes it very poetic and fits Sanji a lot lol they’re romantics

[purpleneutrino]

for the wip game: Luffy goes vegan. Sanji loses his mind 🤯💀👀

LOL my most ridiculous crack fic idea 😂 The WIP is very sparse right now (just dialogue and a few rough actions) but it's mostly an exercise in putting Sanji through as much confusion and suffering as possible trying to cater to Luffy's new diet (which, predictably, doesn't last long).

Sanji's reaction to veganism is just such a funny thought exercise to me. Because he's this kind and respectful person, someone who would absolutely cater to anyone else's dietary restrictions, but I think on a personal level, it would truly baffle him (especially if it was Luffy hahaha). He's also a creative chef though, so I think he would also rise to the challenge of making vegan alternatives.

edit: just seen you also ask about this one too @i-like-the-way-you-talk

[vespidphoenix]

Ask Game:

Kiss (😘) Marry (🎉) Kill (🗡️)

Monster Trio: Captain Luffy, First-Mate Zoro, Chef Sanji

[mad giggling]

Captain Monkey D. Luffy: Kiss 😘 He’s a beautiful cinnamon roll, a sunshine boy. He deserves all the platonic kisses!!

First Mate Roronoa Zoro: Kill 🗡️ or at least try to—I would not succeed, of course, because this is Zoro we’re talking about, but I feel like it would be less humiliating to lose to the strongest fighter, yanno? Plus Luffy my cinnamon roll would be devastated if I killed his First Mate, and we can’t have a devastated Luffy, no ma’am!! And Sanji would be all like “noooo Phoenix-chan my love, do not soil your hands with his blood, and of course I would go along with Sanji because I love him.

Chef Black-leg Sanji: Marry 🎉 Sanji my beloved, my fictional husband, love of my life, my sunshine man. Please please please please please please please please just give me a chance. Or a meal. Or an orgasm asdffhjklkssfs

[bubba-luz]

For the ask-Sanji, does zeff know you a kiss boy?

[hauntingblue]

Choose your favourite reaction

[goldenblu]

i dont have emojis, so- hurricane, snowflake, raincloud, umbrella? or you can choose only one or two of them if you want

🌀 Post the fic summary for a fic you haven't written/published yet. It can be hypothetical or something you really plan on releasing...

5 times zoro didn’t know he was flirting with sanji and 1 time he knew

(i do plan on releasing this some day—i’ve got almost 3k written so far—but probably not anytime soon)

❄️ Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.

from the fic above ^ :

Zoro thought the whole flower situation was over and done with, but apparently he was mistaken. The cook had presumably seen it when he returned to the ship or maybe when he retired to sleep yesterday night and hadn’t said anything to him about it, so Zoro had assumed that Sanji had accepted the gift junk and presented it to Nami or Robin or whoever. So imagine his surprise when he sees the flower again. With the cook. On the cook, actually. Tucked in his hair.

What.

Zoro’s brain takes a moment to reboot. He blinks, wondering if he’s hallucinating, but nope, it’s still there. Why. When. How. Why, again, for good measure.

Sanji catches him staring—of course he does, they’re literally two feet apart since Zoro had immediately come face-to-face with the cook after exiting the washroom. Because apparently the universe hates him. For some ungodly reason that Zoro can’t fathom, the tips of Sanji’s ears burn a bright red. “What?” he snaps.

Oh god. The cook actually sounds embarrassed.

“Nothing,” Zoro says, because if he says what he’s actually thinking, he’s going to be even more embarrassed than Sanji, if such a thing were possible. “Just wasn’t expecting that.”

🌧️ Share something angsty from your WIP.

ohoho there is so much to choose from

Sanji’s hand clenches in his shirt so hard that he shakes from the strain of it, and then he shoves Zoro against the wall, cabinets clattering open on impact. Zoro allows it to happen, keeping his hands loose and by his sides as Sanji’s forearm presses into his collarbone.

“I hate you so fucking much,” Sanji spits out. He lets go and starts pacing back and forth furiously, steps coming down so hard that Zoro’s surprised that the wood doesn’t splinter under the force of it. His hands fist in his hair. “I asked you for one thing. One fucking thing! I thought I could trust you to do it, but I guess I was wrong about that.”

“I can handle your hate.” If it means that Sanji is still himself, is still feeling and alive, Zoro can handle anything.

Sanji bites out a harsh laugh. “That’s goddamn perfect then.” He whips around, wild, resentful, burning a hole into Zoro’s flesh with the bitterness of his gaze alone. “Because you fucking have it.”

(yes this from hold your fire 😁)

☔ Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it?

the stealth black sanji au 👀 ive already talked about it at length though so i don’t have anything to add here lol

beyond that, i’ve always liked the hc that sanji attended a reverie as part of the germa delegation when he was young, so an au where vivi recognizes him when they first meet could be interesting. haven’t put too much thought into it though

[theclearblue]

sanji for 4, 5 and 23 of the ask game? <3

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

God this is so hard, because half the time I want him to be happy and the other half I want him to suffer more 💀 I think he could thrive in Blue Lock asldkfklg, he's athletic and flexible, especially cause he limits himself to kicking anyways lmao. He can also have his bi awakening in the blue lock enclosure too, the perfect place for it!

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Hmm giving two songs and that's The Bidding by Tally Hall (concerning that this song fits both Sanji and Kaiser so well 💀) and also Abbey by Mitski

23. Favorite picture of this character?

You've asked the worst question in the world....you are about to be dumped w/ an obscene amount of Sanji images bc he's my silly guy and has his own folder...here u go <3

(Tumblr limited me to ten </3)

[untolduttering]

Tag game: pick stuff from your room and have people vote on which one they want to take home.

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Tagging: @yourboyhack @cloudzoro @mere-mortifer @shy-writer-999 and anyone else who might want to do it too!!