#honey provider

[specialtysacrifice]

If macden were to actually happen I'd want it to happen in a way that it's not actually happening. Like, the joke was that Mac was gay and didn't know it. That Mac and Dennis were/are in a committed open relationship without knowing it. That Dennis is very obviously ignoring some blaring signs, but doesnt know it. That's been the joke with their identites and relationship through the whole show.

Mac is gay, someone points it out, he gets weird about it, then represses the shit outta it and pretends like thats not what it is. They're in a relationship, someone points it out, they get weird for a bit, but they repress repress repress so they can still do what they're doing without having to actually deal with it. That's the joke right?

So if macden were to go cannon it'd have to be "subtle", like, to them. It would be very very obvious to literally everyone else. Thats the joke. A scheme - that was purely their own ideas, no one pushed them into it - got them sleeping in the same bed. Out of his own want, Dennis vibrated Macs ass with remote anal beads. For months. If it happens, a scheme is gonna get them to kiss and a scheme is gonna get them to fuck. And it looks like it'll be their own damn fault too.

[slightlyleft]

Exposing the Honey Influencer Scam

YouTube creater MegaLag has just put out a video revealing several facets of how the "free" browser extension Honey has been scamming influencers, affiliates, and consumers across the Internet and it's not even the whole story.

TL;DW

0.5. Honey is absolutely stealing consumer data.

1. Honey replaces any affiliate link with their own so Honey gets the commission from the retailer instead of the actual referrer. (Even if no coupon codes are found, any click on a Honey pop-up replaces affiliate information)

2. Retailers who are partnered with Honey get to control what coupons codes are used by the extension, so even if better coupon codes exist, consumers won't go looking for them.

3. It is heavily implied, and going to be expanded upon in a follow-up video, that taking affiliate's commissions is not even the only way Honey is stealing from their own partners.

If a product is free, you are the product.

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[pain-in-the-butler]

[leighsartworks216]

Okay idk if this has already been pointed out but i was looking at this official artwork

Like awe okay cute they're making a phoenix statue as a surprise

But then im like what is that picture Miles has by him

Guys

GUYS

ITS FUCKING PHOENIX SHIRTLESS AND SWEATY WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS NECK

[roguelov]

If I were to do a kinktober with the list I created below, who would you want to see with what? Of course I’ll do Dream, possibly some Hob, and anyone else from sandman but I was thinking of doing some one piece so what characters from there? I was thinking Law, Corazon, maybe Sanji or Zoro or even Robin. Thoughts?

You can even suggest other fandoms if you want! I just want to get some ideas flowing

Honestly these are not completely set in stone so if you want to see any other kinks feel free to share! This was just a randomized list that I narrowed down

Restraints

Hand Kink

Doggy

Double Penetration

Vanilla/Slow and Soft

Voice Kink

Window/Balcony sex

Piercings

Cunnilingus

Cockwarming

[solarpunkani]

Y'know someone's probably waxed poetic about this already but it's on my mind so I'm gonna do it again.

When it comes to encouraging people to learn about native plants and habitat and involving themselves and their yards in the wider ecosystem, you gotta meet them where they're at.

And maybe that means they won't go as far into it as you are or would like them to in your wildest dreams. But even small steps count towards the bigger picture and I think we need to appreciate that more.

An example from my own life is my mom and the current gardening project we're working on. We're planning out the garden beds in the front of the yard by the mailbox--my mom's previous plantings for the most part haven't worked out, so I'm taking a crack at it.

I'm a pollinator gardening enthusiast who cares more about attracting as many butterflies bees and hummingbirds as possible than keeping things 'neat' and 'tidy'. However, not only do we live in an HOA neighborhood (though not as intense as some other stories I've heard), but I know my mother--an interior designer who has a deeply vested care for making sure the exterior of the house looks as Nice as possible.

We're still getting a pollinator garden in the front though. How? I'm meeting her where she's at, I'm making some concessions, she's making some concessions, but ultimately we're making something that works for the both of us. She doesn't want the plants too tall and messy? We'll trim them back in fall and winter--the insects can use the backyard garden to nest in. She doesn't want things too wild and bushy and weedy? We'll add a nice mulch to the beds, keep things a bit spaced out until they grow in to their larger sizes. She doesn't know the latin names for the plants I'm asking for, let alone how to pronounce them to ask for them at a garden center? That's fine, I don't know the Latin names for most things anyways, let's just use common names.

Does she care that the garden will attract butterflies and hummingbirds? Not intrinsically--she sees it as more of a bonus, if anything. She just cares about what color everything will be and if it'll be easy to maintain. The fact that they're native plants barely registers as a plus side to her. And honestly? That is fine.

If I approached this problem with a hardheaded attitude on how I wanted it to be just as wild and free as my backyard garden? There wouldn't be any native plants in the front beds. It's not like I didn't teach my mom things, but I didn't lecture her like she was lesser just for not knowing or caring as much about native gardening as I do. And that, ultimately, made her more open to the idea than she would've been if I looked down on her like I've seen too many people do to others.

Not everyone is going to develop a deeply seated care about native plants and Latin names and I don't think it's reasonable to expect that. Meet people where they're at and you just might get a lot more done. Meet people where they're at and you just might find they'll get excited enough to learn more--but if they don't want to learn more, that is fine.

We can't expect everyone on the globe to suddenly become plant experts rattling off Latin names left and right and professionally ID'ing native and invasive plants. In the same way we wouldn't expect everyone to suddenly learn the ins and outs of learning code, or how to synthesize medicines, or how to properly build a house. And that is fine. Because we can lean on those who do know when these things come up.

I lost track of where this was going but. Y'know????

[luvrodite]

every single winter i return to ye olde faithful trope of older provider man who makes himself at home in your life and takes care of you enough that you can overlook that he’s just a smidge overbearing about it

[its-lulu-dee]

My entry for day 5 of Rivetra Week 2024! 👨‍🔬

Prompt: Monster

[celestial-clownz]

can you point to exact times Jimmy was a "toxic ex" in last life because I watched last life and that literally did not happen

i found a picture of you

[fireheartedpup]

My dog is hungry, but she thinks her food made her nauseous or she's tired of it, so she keeps ignoring it and looking up at where I keep the treats.

We're having a body language conversation where I keep pointing to her food and stamping my foot and she keeps doing sassy little shakes.

[wizardmp3]

shes literally getting so pink

[weirdcat1213]

the world probably shifted the day ai couldnt continue with nana leaving nana in a SAPPHIC CLIFFHANGER LIKE MMMMMMMMMHMHMHMHMHMHHM

why :')

[insecthusbandry]

Babe, I wish you'd leave me alone

[pain-in-the-butler]

[todayisafridaynight]

ok so now that streams are a Thing thing around here we're running back on the Best Time poll

feel free to be more detailed about times and days either in an ask or in a comment below this post (╯▽╰ )

timezone chart below the cut so you can reference my timezone with yours: