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better keep a close eye on that wandering ravenous beast you call a heart

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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Every four years the two-headed monster rises from its pit, and we have a choice between this head or that. Their party line separation is a phantasm haunting reason. It’s a choice between this diseased hand or that diseased hand. We are criminals who defy law. They are criminals who defy freedom. Endless heads of a bureaucratic hydra, and so the smiling wounds we draw across each neck. While they lounge in the decadence of their capitols and dream up new rules of social conduct, we shall sink a knife in every Caesar, we shall aim our rifles and fire at every president, every senator, every statesman. Wake up. There won’t be any change. In the sewer of capitalism, only the scum will rise.

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Every four years the two-headed monster rises from its pit, and we have a choice between this head or that. Their party line separation is a phantasm haunting reason. It’s a choice between this diseased hand or that diseased hand. We are criminals who defy law. They are criminals who defy freedom. Endless heads of a bureaucratic hydra, and so the smiling wounds we draw across each neck. While they lounge in the decadence of their capitols and dream up new rules of social conduct, we shall sink a knife in every Caesar, we shall aim our rifles and fire at every president, every senator, every statesman. Wake up. There won’t be any change. In the sewer of capitalism, only the scum will rise.

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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if you’ve ever kept any kind of bug as a pet (i used to raise madagascar hissing cockroaches, myself), then it is pretty obvious that they have feelings and are capable of great individuality and even personality among members of their own species. there is a tendency to not be willing to admit this, which i think comes from a place of convenience moreso than of ignorance. it’s not that people don’t know bugs are little animals, it’s that thinking of them that way makes life a bit more complicated. still, it’s not like i’m going to give up fly paper…

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Finished all the books, now i can jerk it in a more efficient and understanding way

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I see everyone on Tumblr forgot to take their meds today

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ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

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every narrator is unreliable bc ontological truth is non-existent and therefore unattainable

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not sure whats not clicking

you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space

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the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that