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sometimes i think about g.arland’s whole modus operandi in the beginning of f.fi and i . have . Questions .
#*〘 ooc 〙.#kidnapping tw#honey i get it#kidnap the princess#do a lil ransoming#get the whole kingdom#and maybe you can get the princess too because usurping the king will make you the king#and you won't have to worry about pesky class differences#BUT#you take her to a shrine in the north of c.ornelia#and the entire area has been presumably isolated for at least 5 years because of the broken bridge#there's nowhere else to go#you don't got a canoe ( which wouldn't even help you ) or a ship or an airship#did you have a plan b#( ofc i have hcs for all of this i'm mostly goofing but )#😏 🤭#long tags for ts
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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.
#the substance#just as a nice palate cleanser#i loved all 140 batshit gory minutes of it don't get me wrong#i just think the flipside is also really funny#runs into that other old guy at the diner and is like. honey. what the fuck are you talking about. do you have someone i can call#my thoughts
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logan, you’ve known this guy for 10 secs
#hes insane for this#i would gif this but its 1am right now and im sleepy#just needed to get this out before passing out#maybe i’ll gif it later#thirsty little honey badger#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
#icarus speaks#i fully believe she's correct btw#they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work#cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think#but oh honey you have a big storm coming#side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly#also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world#they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible
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All he knows is flirt with men and lie.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#su she#jin guangyao#Jin Guangyao smelt the 'no one appreciates me' wafting off this guy and said 'is anyone else going to manipulate that to their benefit?'#Su minshan fans...I get it. He's so deep into his role as a pawn he thinks he might have a chance of being someone bigger in this game.#He does play a key role but he's never actually out of anyone's shadow! That's brutal!#JGY's manipulation games are always so fun to see in action. His words are his weapon!#He's getting verbally kicked around only to have someone acknowledge his achievements! Just like how NMJ did for JGY.#He is a master of honeyed words and gentle appreciations. His instrument is *your* heartstrings.#He might see himself in Su She; They both feel under valued and hungry for more importance -#-but it's also a means for JGY to know how to pull his strings.#(IN THIS MOMENT. I very much realize he does come to care for him later on.)#It is also funny how much his powerplays involve sweet talking men. Where did he learn that from?#(Most likely the brothels he grew up in. It's a kick in the gut once you see that link!)
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The number of people laughing in the theater, during the penultimate scene of The Substance, made me feel like I was in the goddamn twilight zone. Look at what she’s become, she did it all for you. She’s still trying to put on a perfect show so you’ll love her. Her hair is burning off in the curling iron, she can’t put on her earrings, and you’re laughing at her. Where’s your empathy for the monster? Haven’t you ever hated yourself that much? It’s still her. It’s all you. Her despair drags ever deeper and you’re laughing
#and then they all drown in blood like they deserved#the substance#movies#the substance spoilers#my post#seriously I know it was absurdist but but but 🥺#girl I’m also trans I get it honey
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tail end of season seven you will always be famous
#so#i started this on krita w my old wacom tablet#well ! it won't calibrate anymore so i got as far as the base with what is my favourite digital brush of all time#before porting it back to my ipad and finishing it in procreate w my more recent brushes#so it's a bit all over the place#and i wasn't going to post it#but then. i'm trying to get over my art doing badly#so exposure therapy#ANYWAY HONEY CASSSS#i know it's been.... so much cas lately#autism i'm afraid#my art#spn#supernatural#spn art#spn fanart#castiel fanart#castiel#castiel art#supernatural art#honey!cas
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#i wish you all a merry moob therapy#moob#heavyheavycream#not used to drawing boys#especially sitting ones#i'll get better#comics#vanilla comics#oat#honey#oat x honey
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Okay so we jest about a kiss being all it took for Colin to absolutely plummet into his feelings, (as we should it was so very entertaining), but there is also something so sweet and tender and heartbreaking about it.
Colin has been with many women during his travels, and this ill fitting attempt at preforming what he thinks people want from him and what will carve him a place in society has led to all of them being casual. He dose exactly what boys his age talk about, what his older brothers did and told him to do, what he thought would put things in perspective and make them make sense. The casual distance of it all with his caviller attitude was, as Violet said, armour. Armour that is certainly safer than true genuine feelings, especially after the hurt of season one and his feelings of a complete lack of purpose in season two, but not what he actually wants or desires.
Colin is sensitive, he's loving, he's romantic. We can see from his journals how poetically he writes of the woman he was with even in a casual, non romantic setting, and it is a steep difference to how his 'friends' speak of the woman they were with. He questions how something can be so intimate and yet so distant, so lonely, because that's not what he wants. He wants a genuine, bone deep connection. He wants to know the person, he wants to love them and be loved by them, he wants to care, he wants it to be a mutual act of emotion and passion and feeling and tenderness and love.
And he felt more of that from one kiss with Penelope than any woman he slept with in months. And that's only like half of what he realised in that moment. No shit the boy was down bad waking up in sweat and sprawled across his blankets. Who wouldn't be?
#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#polin#polin bridgerton#polin kiss#bridgerton s3#bridgerton#Colin defender till I die#honey get behind me#they just don't understand you#both him and pen get behind me tbh#they are so dear to me#i am so normal about them#character analysis#? kinda
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#museum labels#f1#I TAKE IT BACK OKAY I DONT WANT TO HAVE MY WEEKLY TWO HOUR PANIC ATTACKS ANYMORE#REMEMBER WHEN I LIKED GOLF??? GOLF IS SO SERENE#I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH FERRARI IN GOLF#maxie honey i am Getting You The Fuck Out Of There#and also lewis should be allowed to kill someone
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#every time he beats the shit out those people oooh the satisfaction i get#literal chills#god i cant fuckin wait for the moment he beats the shit out of orter madl#every time he does his little side-hops and the workout clothes come out#im cheering him on like a sub-urban mom at her son's soccer game#'GET HIS ASS HONEY! YOU GOT THIS! I LOVE YOU!'#mashle magic and muscles#mashle#mash burnedead#1k
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"Being the farmer's husband isn't always easy :')"
Inspired by my actual playthrough, almost dying in the mines one day, getting the junimo plush the next day.
(There's like - 3 different coloring styles here. I'm still trying to figure that out ahah)
#took me some time#but i'm pretty happy with the result#harvey is suffering sorry honey#it's a classic sdv experience i guess#i try to be funny#i hope to get a chuckle out of y'all#stardew valley#art#my art#sdv#sdv harvey#harvey stardew valley#sdv farmer#stardew valley harvey#stardew fanart#stardew farmer#farmer x harvey#mustachio man tag
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more horrible work coord pics <3
#digital diary#egl#alternative fashion#creepy cute#moi meme moitie#gothic#j fashion#gothic lolita#elegant gothic lolita#atelier pierrot#fashion#i’m so proud of how the coord turned out and yet i didn’t get good pictures <\3#blouse is baby <3#sleeves are diamond honey#headdress is from taobao#ofc jsk is moitie#the rosary is thrifted :3#cant really tell but it’s the perfect moitie blue i was so happy when i found it <3#feat the tiny ass bathroom we have at our og location#only place to take pictures without people seeing me but it’s so cramped 💀
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Frame redraw! Salim saving Jason from the spear.
(only one of many times these two save each other)
https://ko-fi.com/rhysuje
#house of ashes#jalim#jason kolchek#salim othman#dark pictures anthology#the sword and the shield#art#hello HoA fandom I might be coming up with more#it's a freecam angle but it was so pixelated i had to draw over it#also that spear hits different#i mean for a death#it feels so bad with this one because Jason comes back to save Salim which is already redeeming#and if he gets speared it's like this poetic justice he would see fit to repent for his crimes#but it's like honey no#you don't deserve death it's your demons talking#so that's why Salim saving him here feels especially strong for me#because he's going against that negative justice and Jason's negative believes#i mean if this was an action movie it would be so easy to write jason off like that#but Salim fights for him so adamantly both physically and emotionally#again another instance of Salims presence pushing Jason towards much higher shelf of self development#thats why i love these two because it doesn't stop on simple Soldier-saving-Soldier thing#it goes so deep into their psychologies#MHM MHM MHM!! good shit!!!#rhysuje
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I have finally finished 2.4 and oh my GOD watching Dan Heng be so protective of his friends nearly killed me, MY HEART.
And yes, the cutscene where he pushes the trailblazer out of the way and even cushions their fall with his own body, but I mean even before that! When he was already trying to protect them and March 7th from Feixiao and Lingsha!!
Because if you watch the dango trio throughout the main quest, you'll notice that they often position themselves in the same way, which is a detail that makes me super happy that Hoyo thought to include- when the three of them aren't evenly spaced, March 7th and the trailblazer tend to gravitate towards each other and stand very close together, frequently side-by-side. And by comparison, Dan Heng usually stands slightly away, and often even slightly behind them, where he can pull on their leashes to wrangle them keep an eye on them.
This is probably a habit learned through experience, since March 7th said during Belobog she is the "queen of unannounced disappearances" fjdksajfkldjsak
And of course at least a little bit of it is just done for like, aesthetic purposes. It's a video game. Things have to look nice for the player. The trailblazer and Dan Heng are the same height, March 7th is a bit shorter, and Yanqing is even smaller. It makes sense to have the trailblazer and Dan Heng stand on the ends, with March 7th and Yanqing in the middle, it just looks nicer and more balanced that way. But still! Even when they're accommodating for Yanqing in this quest, they still all arrange themselves the same way, almost every time!
But this changes after Dan Heng and Yanqing become suspicious of the visitors from the Yaoqing.
The dango trio still stand around relaxed and in their usual manner when they go to the artisanship delve and meet Skott,
but Dan Heng takes notice of Lingsha when she arrives, and he and Yanqing mentioned her specifically when discussing their worries.
Yanqing worrying so much about Jing Yuan got me right in the heart, he's such a good boy WEH
And when the four of them go out to the alchemy delve to meet Lingsha for tea, the pattern breaks. Suddenly Dan Heng is standing right up front, and even walks in and enters the scene before March 7th and the trailblazer to get to Lingsha before them. He stays a step in front of them the whole time, too.
And then when Dan Heng and the trailblazer have to go be interrogated by Feixiao! The same deal! Dan Heng walks in ahead of them and stays in front of them! Noticeably so! Enough that even Feixiao takes note and voices it!
Dan Heng is so so fiercely protective of his companions, and I love it, I adore hyper vigilance in the wake of trauma like this, I'm so excited to see what else he does in 2.5, I hope we either get to see him get fucked up or the trailblazer gets fucked up in his place, I wanna see them run through the meat grinder!!!
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr dan heng#dan heng#dancae#danstelle#he loves them so much wehhhhhh#(I know I threw in the ship tags but I mean that love romantically or platonically. tag this either way as you please)#but anyway not to mention the whole cutscene part and Dan Heng promising he wouldn't let them die before him#I could have screamed when I read that oh my GOD#Dan Heng. baby. honey. sweetiepie.#I am going to squish him#I wanna see him get a little freaked out about being stuck in the Shackling Prison again heehee#I hope we get to see his old cell at some point#looking at all this though like yeah no wonder Dan Heng immediately doesn't like Moze haha#Moze is capable of the bigger picture and of being objective. Dan Heng loses that ability when his friends are in danger.#It's just not something they can see eye-to-eye on.#Dan Heng and even the trailblazer both immediately see it as being cold and uncaring.#Moze: *breathes*#Dan Heng: I'm no cactus expert but this guy's a prick.#I love them both I hope they butt heads again later fjkldjaklfd#dango trio#Nameless trio#trailblazer trio#caelus#stelle#hsr caelus#hsr stelle#march 7th
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Penelope never entrapped Colin. Possible can be the opposite of it. He wanted so much to marry her that he lied to his family and he protected her identity to do so. He wanted to marry her because his love for her is more strong than his ego being hurt, and he knew it.
When she talks about the annulment, his eyes gets wet and his chest goes tight. He can't deal with the simple idea of losing her. The idea of having a life without her.
#i thought he was capable of kidnapping her and carrying her to the altar#like no honey you don't get away from this#polin kiss#polin#colin x penelope#bridgerton s3#bridgerton#bridgerton polin#bridgerton spoilers#penelope bridgerton#colin bridgerton#colin my wife bridgerton
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