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honey heat: prologue
pairing: riri williams x black!oc
synopsis: when riri finds a young woman sleeping under her motherâs pecan tree during a bad thunderstorm, she isnât expecting to get used to seeing the strangerâs face. but when the storm clears up unusually fast and the crops in her motherâs farm bounce back from the mid-june heatwave, riri canât help but wonder about the pretty stranger with an odd taste for honey.
special dt to @clinicallykrazy, thee biggest evangeline enthusiast HAPPY BIRTH MONTH SISTER
series warnings: gay bitches from like the late 1800s early 1900s??, cowboy!riri, they live on a farm but they also have some horses so thereâs a little ranch area too, nymph!oc (i love earth fairy lore, eve is my cutie patootie), lesbian yearning, eve is a little bit obsessive ngl, interesting relationnships with god/religion, death but itâs not anybody deserving of love or itâs on accident lmao, magical woo woo shit, FAWK time, tank tops are a thing cuz itâs essential for cowboy butch riri, racial tensions but trust they get handled, eve is a bit unhinged but who isnât?
a/n: ntm on these long ass sentences and paragraphs cuz i wrote this in creative writing class and the formatting i used was different but i hope yall enjoy!!
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Evangeline wasnât stupid, she was far from it. She knew why her mother urged her not to sing, not to tell the garden of her perils, not to rejoice in the nearby river. Nature laid in the palm of her hand. She was terribly familiar with it, the way the sun treasured her skin, the way the trees hung off her every word. Her mother called it an illness but Evangeline knew what it was. Much more than a gift, this was ethereal. Evangeline had god in her.
It was the easiest to resonate with the life around her with song. They loved her song, the way god spilled from her lips like honey. The trees swayed gleefully and the wind whistled a supporting melody while the garden animals flattered her with their charmed chatter. The young woman sang and sang, âtil night fell sometimes. The moon would greet her just as enthusiastically as the sun, setting a fairy glow over her. This was only when it was good, when god was good, when Evangeline felt good.
Her mother, Rosemary, had strong reason for casing her daughter in these emotional bubbles. As a baby, her cries had started endless thunderstorms. Always knocking down the distant power lines of cities and unearthing the beloved trees, Earth was eager to bow to Evangeline, to correspond with her mood. Evangeline, Earth, and God were all one, and this was simply the way things worked.
The worst itâs ever been was Evangelineâs first heartbreak; her best friend, Kiara, moved away to a small country where her father could find better work. The Earth ate away at itself, tearing the surrounding forestry apart, stripping the sky of any light because why should anyone see light in such a dark hour in Evangelineâs life? Evangeline split the Earthâs ground as lightning tore through the darkened sky.
Thunder roared over the sound of the little girl crying for her friend, the only other girl her age for miles, the only friend she had that didnât despise her for the way god flowed from her eyes. Her mother and father struggled to console the little girl, bursting with lightning shaped-scars and sobs that coincided with the booming of thunder. No matter how tight they held her she kept crying.
Of course, it wasnât all bad. Especially not to Evangeline, she loved being so close to nature, able to hear the inquiries of rose bushes as if they were her own thoughts, having the love of sun radiate in her heart, it was dream-like for her. Her mother, Rosemary, worried deeply for her daughter. When she was much younger, Rosemary witnessed her mother battle the âillnessâ that swallowed Evangeline whole.
Over and over again, Rosemary watched her mother struggle to keep the lightning in her fingertips, to the ocean coasting over her emotions. By the time Rosemary was Evangelineâs age, moonlight was already starting to favor her presence, all while her mother fought to distinguish herself from her Earth, from her God. Nothing helped and by the time she passed her death brought a wave of grief to her Earth and anger to her God.
Plenty of the shrubs and old growth trees behind the house fell over in a way that would suggest they uprooted themselves, the wind blew a mournful hymn and the animals were scarce besides the few that fell so ill they suffered a fate similar to Rosemaryâs mother. Rosemary had learned to suppress it, feed her Earth laughter and joy every few weeks and pray that her God didnât find her sorrows or her rage.
Rosemary kept her Earth fed and her God sedated almost always. She couldnât help hurting, though. As much as nature loved to cater to her, she was still human, still feeling. Her motherâs death almost rocked the cradle too hard, just a few weeks before Evangeline was born. Rosemary tried to travel where her Earthâs grief couldnât touch her but she was surrounded. Isaiah was good though, he was an anchor through all that storming pain and heartache.
He was a good man, a good father to Evangeline, too, but still she felt he didnât fit into her view of life. Isaiah wasnât hard to look at, he was somewhat funny, and well-skilled with mechanics and botany, subjects Rosemary loved dearly. But Isaiah disrupted the calm she worked so hard to give her Earth and the tranquility she fed her God.
Sometimes sheâd just look at him and frown, hear him speak and be beyond irritated with his existence. It wasnât any help that Evangeline favored her more, Isaiah always second place. It wasnât like he was bad to either of them, Rosemary just quietly wished heâd go away and Evangeline heard those whispers.
Her mother was always too busy trying to keep her God comatose that she had no clue their Earths talked to one another. One of many factors of why Evangeline favored her mother. When her mother slept at night after another day numbing her God, her Earth would reiterate some of those secrets to an Evangeline much too awake to turn her own motherâs Earth away.
Rosemaryâs Earth bustled through the leaves of the shrubs next to Evangelineâs bedroom window and the new moon would cast a menacing shadow on the energetic hummingbirds that, much like Evangeline, were too full of life to sleep tonight.
And these hummingbirds chirped out the thoughts Rosemary was too scared to let her Earth hear, let her God know of. But they knew better than Rosemary did. She kept them too starved to do anything but tell, and tell they did. Evangelineâs Earth was much too connected to her to be restrained.
The wind howled as the young oak tree, barely as old as Evangeline that day, reached its branches into her parentâs bedroom and inched further and further until the branches snagged on kin. Her mother slept a restless sleep as the beloved oak tree turned Isiah into an ornament. Evangeline didnât mean to let the branches grow that far, she didnât even intend for her Earth to react to her motherâs secrets.
She told this to her mother when she woke, uncharacteristically distraught at the news, and Rosemary only had words of contempt for the young fae.
âAlways. Itâs always unintentionally. Thatâs your problem, you never mean to cause thunder showers, you never mean to put your father in an early grave because you never meant to do anything. You let your Earth siphon your emotions right from your heart, you canât control it. You never could.â Her mother ranted to her with conflicting tears running down her face.
Evangelineâs Earth sent two twin flashes or lightning at her motherâs harshness.
âIt wasnât even on purpose! And youâre acting like youâre gonna miss him, like you could even stand to look at him. Youâll forget what he looks like by next week, momma!â
The truth in Evangelineâs worlds shook Rosemary so deeply a harrowing symphony of a storm began outside. The lights shut off barely a moment later. âJust because I donât like him doesnât mean you gotta send him to kingdom come.â Rosemaryâs voice broke as she whispered to her daughter in the dark.
âYou still saying that like I did it, like I did it on purpose, like I wanted it to happen.â Evangeline spat out, tears of her own welling in her eyes as the storm outside worsened, tree limbs loudly knocking on the windows in a manner that suggested they were trying to check on the two women.
âJust cuz you canât stand the love I have for my power doesnât mean you gotta blame me for everything my powers do.â The young fae huffed angrily at her mother. All this upset over a man her mother could hardly stand being in a room with, it was unbelievable to Evangeline.
âI didnât love him like a wife does, I hardly liked him to be truthful, but he made me feel like I could be normal, like if I ignored my God enough, kept my earth happy, itâd be just like I was normal.â Rosemary spoke so softly her daughter was unsure of whether or not she meant to say it outloud. The confession brought a swirl of understanding and pain to Evangelineâs chest. It was common for the younger woman to try and socialize, make a friend, or even just enjoy a book and be hit with the reminder that felt like a tidal wave; she wasnât normal. Never would be.
She considered herself lucky compared to her mother, Rosemary. Sheâd cried away her contempt for herself, her Earth, her god, when she was still little. Rosemary had this hatred festering for herself for decades. Marrying Isaiah for the sake of trying to gain a form of normalcy couldnât have been helpful.
âWeâre normal to us, they normal to themselves. Donât hate yourself for that, it wonât make you any less earthly.â Evangeline spoke warmly to her mother, hugging her to try and provide some comfort to a sobbing Rosemary. The two sat there crying for a while, the storm outside lightening to a soft drizzle, the trees swaying as Rosemaryâs sobs lessened. By the time the sun returned the mother and daughter were tiptoeing around a question that needed an answer, and soon.
âWhatâre we gonna do with him, momma? He might start stinking up the house soon.â
Isaiahâs body was disposed of in the typical way. Incineration had become increasingly common amongst people as decades passed and Rosemary and her daughter figured it would make answering any questions easier. Especially those asked by figures that were too nosy and emboldened by their badges to stick their nose in things they couldnât begin to comprehend. Once Isaiah was cremated the two decided to put him in a deep blue urn.
Evangeline giggled, âYou know this was one of his least favorite colors?â Her mother dropped her jaw at the news in disbelief.
âYou let me pick out that urn, Evie, why you ainât tell me?â The younger woman simply shrugged and played innocent, twirling one of her braids around her finger, âI mean, you the one that married him.â
Rosemary rolled her eyes at her daughterâs antics. Her father had just passed, partially due to her own emotions, and here she was having a laugh about letting her mother stick him in an urn of his most hated color. She smiled after a while though, seeing the joy and brightness in her daughterâs smile. Rosemary much preferred her daughterâs mirthful attitude than the tears that fell from her eyes like water from a broken dam.
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Evangeline and her mother began to return to normal, a better normal, actually. Rosemary would help Evangeline with the garden and she taught her mother how to connect with her own earth and her god, how not to let them rule her. âI love my earth and my god, you fear yours. Thatâs the difference.â She explained to her mother with an understanding smile on her face.
Just as her mother began to finally make peace with her earth, she left. Left Evangeline.
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Rosemary had just begun to find peace in her Earth, truly understand her God, and then she passed. Barely a year after Isaiah, Rosemary left her daughter all alone with her Earth and her god. Evangeline cried and screamed so much the first few days after, the rural area she lived in was practically washed away by the downpour of tears her Earth shed and the furious howls of her god blowing away any and everything besides for the little home housing a young woman too tired to be meek. Even if she wanted to, Evangeline couldnât stop her Earth from pulling itself apart and her god lashing out at whatever it saw fit. The same way she was connected to her god and her earth, they were connected to her.
Whenever her god tore trees up by their roots, Evangeline would have to weep. Evangeline and her only companions, her Earth and her god, grieved together like that just long enough for Evangeline to have cried herself sick. All her screaming sobs only strained her voice until it was no more than a whisper. Evangeline opened the door of the house pleadin for the sunshine to hold her since her mother could no longer wrap her arms around her. There was an unusual briskness to the air, it was well into late summer, the sticky humidity of July shouldâve been clinging to her skin. Her grief was all around her, suffocating her with the strange chill in the air and the knee-high flood water caused by her own grief.
Dragging her feet, Evangeline swayed eerily back and forth as she trudged forward. The young woman had no destination in mind but she couldnât keep this up, screaming herself sick in the home that held every single memory sheâd ever have of her mother. It wasnât a safe place for her to grieve. And even if it was safe, she didnât want to grieve.
Evangeline trekked on through the flooded valley, barefoot and stumbling over herself when her mind replayed particularly wondrous memories with her mother. It hit her that was an orphan, a motherless child. Though she was an adult, she was still so young, she needed the guidance of her mother, the protection and safety of her love. Evangeline felt like nothing she cared for could stick around. Not the pet squirrel she had when she was five, not the pet rock she adored when she was 10, not her best friend when she was 13, not her mother that taught her so much and learned from Evangeline as well.
A dull ache settled firmly in the center of Evangelineâs chest as it began storming again. The fear and despair rolling over her distorted her perception so bad she wasnât even sure if all this storming was her doing. She didnât feel strong enough to put a could in the sky, let alone bring about a downpour like this. Evangeline was so far from that little house she and her family lived in, that little shoebox full of life and love, it was ages away now. Her lips would be cracked if not for the rain, and for the first time in her life, she had bags under her eyes and a dullness to her brown skin. All the cold, wet weather was gonna get her sick. The girl didnât even get allergies but she could feel an unfamiliar itch at the back of her throat and the congestion in her sinuses. Barefoot, sick, and too far from home, Evangeline fell dizzy as the dread spilled down on her in sharp, icy rain drops.
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Evangeline found herself wrapped up in a quilt. She could tell it was handmade from the stitches, for a moment sheâd mistaken it for a new project her mother was working on. It felt like vines of ivy were twisting around her heart when she remembered that wasnât possible, that her mother was gone. The reminder also brought an intense sense of fear to the young fae. Sheâd wandered away from home trying to negate some of the overwhelming burden of her own grief. Evangeline had no clue where she was and was scared to find out. This was no time of guaranteed safety for women like her, there hadn't been a time like that in this country, ever.
Another realization; she was in new clothes. These clothes were made for someone quite a bit shorter than she was. The shirt she had on had loose sleeves that stopped just shy of her wrists and the waist was wide, she guessed they were old maternity clothes. Her pants fit loose as well, a bit tight around her waist and stopping well above her ankles. Evangeline was more than grateful though. No one who intended to harm her would give the clothes off their back and a warm bed in their house.
Evangeline was still a bit scared but reminded herself there was no need to be. If there was true danger here, her Earth wouldâve stretched blossoming tendrils of vegetation to tickle her ear and pull her out of her slumber to observe the danger. Her Earth and her god were just parts of her but her mother knew well enough to teach her daughter how to protect herself with this gift.
Quietly easing out of the comfort of the mattress, Evangeline crept out of the room to meet whoever was kind enough to save her from her own grief. A small frown began to form on the young womanâs face as she tiptoed around the cozy house, only to find it was currently empty.
Briefly, Evangeline pondered the possibility of her own abilities saving her from that storm but she quickly dismissed it. Someone, multiple someones, lived here. And a small animal, judging by the two little bowls just outside the kitchen. Creeping towards the front door, Evangeline took in a deep breath to calm herself again.
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Evangelineâs heart was still heavy beyond words with the loss of her mother but the hot, humid air of late July in the south was refreshing, comforting.
Almost immediately after stepping outside, her eyes found someone plucking some ripe fruits from a tree that was much, much older than Evangeline. The tree also looked to be much older than the person gathering its fruit. She was young, Evangelineâs powers could actually tell her how old exactly, but she figured she shouldnât do that to the stranger thatâd been kind enough to take her in.
The stranger had rich brown skin just a few shades lighter than the lively dark brown bark of the fruit tree she busied herself with. Her shirt was the same material as Evangelineâs but the sizing was much different, the same going for the strangerâs pants, which were rolled up to her calves. The stranger had her coily hair pulled away from her face in cornrows that tickled her shoulders.
Evangeline walked away from the cover of the house and closer to the farming stranger, wanting to get a better look at her. Evangeline walked further from the cover of the house and closer to the farming stranger to get a better look at her face, which was beautiful from what Evangeline could see so far. Brown eyes framed with dark lashes, eyebrows furrowed in concentration, a wide nose and full lips. She reminded Evangeline of a painting sheâd been obsessed with when she was little.
âThey donât say hello where you from?â
The sudden speech shocked the young fae. For a moment, she thought she heard it in her head. When the stranger fully turned her face to Evangeline, and the sounds of fruit being plopped gently into a weaved basket stopped, she realized the speech was indeed real. This stranger wasnât some figment of her imagination.
âSorry, Iâm Evangeline. You the one I should be thanking?â Evangeline kept her eyes on the leaves just above the young womanâs head, preferring that over direct eye contact. She found direct eye contact to be strange most times, especially with strangers.
âYou can thank my mama when she get back from the market, Iâm just the one who took you out that rain. Well, me and June.â The stranger grinned a little at the end of her sentence as she returned to her tedious task, her eyes set on something off in the distance.
Turning around to see what had grabbed the kind strangerâs attention, Evangeline saw an adorable puppy with sandy fur and umber patches running towards her. She giggled as the small dog pawed at her leg, whining for the new stranger to pick them up.
âWhatâs your name?â Evangeline questioned the young woman as she picked up the energetic puppy. June immediately began yipping as the fae scratched under her chin.
âMamma named me Amary, something to do with them flowers she love so bad.â
Amary. Amary. Amary. Amary. Evangeline let the name roll around in her head, making an effort to stick Amaryâs name to her face. She knew exactly what flower Amary was talking about, too. A beautiful winter flower that was red.
âAmary like Amaryllis?â Again, Evangeline asked Amary a question. This time, the friendly stranger climbed down the wooden ladder with the basket full of fruit up against her hip, chuckling at Evangelineâs curiosity.
âYou a bit nosey, huh?â Amary joked with the other young woman while guiding her to the little table set up on the porch of the house. âNow, you wanna help me pit these plums and tell me where you from while we wait for my mama to get back?â
Evangeline smiled softly as she took in the scenery of the place, felt the livelihood of nature, the warmth of this strangerâs actions. She gave Amary a nod as she headed to sit down at the table with her. Evangeline and her Earth felt a bit of peace, her God full of hope.
Maybe, just for a while, she could grow here.
#honey heat#kissvamps#black!writer#incoming black butchfemme couple#everybody cheered#kissvampswrites#lesbian#riri williams#riri williams fic#riri williams x oc#black lesbian#pulled the name amary out of my ass lowkey but amaryllis is a real flower so#black wlw#black sapphic
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Heat Seeker: A Gun Honey Series no.1 âą 2nd Pt âą cover art âą Artgerm [Aug 2023]
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hunted? for the thingy thing ? ive liked your thoughts about him so far :))
ohh hunted, the certified darling. i really like him a lot, and i find it surprising he was the most unpopular voice until broken overtook him and bumped up to the second place. i suppose the reason for this is that he's more "forgettable" than actively despised, as i've only ever heard one person express their disdain for him. i'm hoping pristine cut shines more of a spotlight on him and beast cos they really deserve it!
speaking of bumping up, i really think once i sit down and begin studying his character properly he'll officially be one of my favorite voices. he's darling tier right now, yes, but i feel like i don't quite grasp understand his character yet. theres many reasons i want to though! first, the voice johnny sims provided him is so soft and lovely, one of my favorites. aecond, i'm so interested in his place within the long quiet and tbe narrative. third, the wild routes my beloved.
and listen, i would never hurt him➻bro deserves to sit on his farm petting all his sheep➻but wild? his parallels with opportunist??? i'm biting, i'm biting, i'm BITING-
#i've nicknamed him âhoneyâ and âautism farmboyâ which i think sums up my thoughts on his character#someone get the wild route away from me i literally almost started analyzing in the middle of the ask#smacking my hand away BAD FRILLS no one wants your essay in the middle of a bingo ask this is already way too damn long#also. i like my hunted design but it's sooo painful to me because i forgot the beast cabin is a JUNGLE#he already wasn't quite designed to stay hidden in a forest but broooo his ass is NOT hiding#i don't want to make any major changes so i just gotta apologize to him like im sorry honey. you're so passing out from heat stroke#if it makes you feel better so will all the other voices. all of you dress ridiculously#âĄ. letters sent#âĄ. scribbles#voice of the hunted#ask game
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after learning about your crushes on certain fictional figures, narumi asks you to show him (or read him) one of those fics you seem to enjoy reading and writing
his plan is simple. he'll pay a close attention to any specific motif, kink etc in the said kink and make sure he fucks better than that next time so you'll never be resorting for the fictional stuff ever again
he doesnt account for the probability of a mpreg fic...
#and whats worse is how he starts to feel heat creeping up his spine as he sees that joy and satisfaction in your eyes in your smile and in#the way words drip down your lips like honey#cw mpreg#narumi gen x reader#nova writes<3
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Bruce, pregnant 8 weeks after the twins are born; Iâm going to murder you Clark
He just wanted to be Batman again for ten minutes. Is that too much to ask, Clark???
#actually my hc is they try to wait and then Bruce just goes into heat#body is like hey you gonna do something about that hot alpha#bruce wayne#batman#myfic#theresurrectionist#a sky of honey#asks#anon#a/b/o mention#a/b/o tw#mpreg mention#mpreg tw
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Heat Seeker: Combustion #1, Stadium Comics variant cover by Nuno Pereira
Homage to the cover of Veronica #19, February 1992, by Dan Parent (pencils) and Henry Scarpelli (inks)
#Comics#Heat Seeker#Gun Honey#Nuno Pereira#Archie#Veronica#Veronica Lodge#Dan Parent#Stadium Comics#Hard Case Crime
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#beyonce#beyoncé#beyoncé giselle knowles carter#renaissance#renaissance world tour#alien superstar#pure honey#heated#paris#france
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First time making a Sunday dinner
#I think I made too much lol but ah well#I used gammon with honey glaze#when I say used I just heated it up#and put the juice from the meat in the gravy and left over glaze on the potatoes#just call me gordan ramsey guys#lolol#also their are the most important ingredient on their which are Yorkshire puddings#how much veg? me: yes#đ
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a new chapter of my xiaolumi fic is now on ao3! this time it's a very summer-like beach date (with a bit of heated emotions that feel almost like roller coaster) so i hope the story will melt your heart away đ€ please enjoy it!!! đ„°
#genshin impact#xiaolumi#xiao#lumine#xiao x lumine#writing#ao3fic#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction#i'm SO EXCITED for this one#there's this one scene in here that i really like - i didn't except it to be so good when i started to create the chapter tbh#but after i wrote it... my heart was fluttering so much i had to reread it a few times#also ahhh the subtle hints of the true emotions hdkshsjs i think i described xiao well in this chapter#and the scenery!! water! heat! humid air! honey skin! they are melting down and so am i#wow.. look at me rambling and fangirling over my own fic
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I know it's more my vibe to post extremely unhelpful recipes but I'm proud of how this one looks
#thank good im not the one who has to do the dishes#Carrots: chop carrots add to pan over medium heat with a stick of butter brown sugar honey and chili powder cook until soft#Asparagus: add to pan with olive oil salt rice vinegar paprika pepper and and garlic powder cook until soft#potato: rub down in olive oil salt parsley and chilli stick in oven at 400 for however long#do the the potatoes first#steak: sear in cast iron pan with butter honey garlic powder and lemon juice. move onto broiler pan with lemon slices on top. cook in oven#with potatoes until the center hits 130f or higher#its not a Difficult meal but by god does it fuck
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i think a lot about the kind of meals benson cooks for himself and randy once theyâve been running long enough to settle down
#i think they spend a lot of time at campgrounds w fire pits and outdoor grills#a lot of cast iron breakfasts and soup heated up in the tin in embers#but once they get a shitty apartment with cold war era appliances. a oven. thatâs when the magic happens#cornbread soaked in milk w butter & honey. one pot stews. mashed potatoes w greens. malted milk w berries from the culvert out back#everything seasoned w dollar store spices and cooked in pots they stole from other campers and served on chipped plates from the goodwill#breaks my heart in two!!! but w joy. bc benson and randy lived happily ever after in my wonderful brain!!!!!!#text#my posts
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One good thing. Looks like I'd recently uploaded my backup of Sweet Honey. So here's a glimpse of it. The Merformers Rodiclash is being re-written due to my computer stopping.
In Tarn, especially in the pit, dominance fightsâhadâstill occurred. They'd long been considered undesirable and uncivilized in Autobot cities. The Autobots generally had a patch blocking the dominance coding if it existed in them. Tarnians never bothered. It was simply part of the every day for them and added a pleasant thrill to any cycle.Â
Sunstreaker craved it.
Theyâd left Tarn young, after only a handful of heats, most spent alone unable to find someone up to Sunstreakerâs standards, but those that had been spent with a partner left long and lingering memories. Sunstreaker was incredibly picky and vicious during his time in Tarn, and instead of getting side eyed, it made him desirable. Heâd savored the admiration and his âsuitorsâ coming to call when he made it known he was âopenâ.Â
The fights preceding satisfying his heat were a necessity to settle his coding. He needed his potential partner to prove themself.
Only the best, the ones who proved themselves against him and in the right ways could be allowed the chance to breed him.
It was a concept that would, and did the one time he'd voiced it, shock and appall the Autobots. Though not enough to stop all Autobot suitors for long.
A few had tried to court him the Autobot way only to be met with cool dismissal. A couple had tried the Tarnian way, and Sunstreaker had perked up but been disappointed and therefore even more vicious. He was one of the best hand to hand fighters in the Autobots (and Ironhide and Jazz were disappointingly uninterested), and his suitors had felt the brunt of his unsatisfied lust, which burst into rage.
Only once did he accept an Autobot courtship, tried to grit his teeth, and bear it after several unsatisfied cycles. He liked Bluestreak. They were friends, and it was a friendly offer with no strings.Â
It had also been incredibly unsatisfying, and his coding refused to settle only to get more and more wound up and aggressive.
Blue, being the saint he was, had taken Sunstreaker's frustration driven insults about his ability to spike and throwing him outâliterallyâfrom the berthroom better than he should have. Something Sunstreaker had actually tried to apologize for after it had broken and heâd been able to think clearly.
He hadnât tried again.
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besties my oven is broken AGAIN
#last time it was an issue with the latch#this time the main heating element is uh⊠sparking. so thereâs a circuitry problem.#get me OUT OF HERE. I WAS ROASTING HONEY MUSTARD POTATOES
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what if El's never seen anyone sick before so when Will gets a cold and looks a bit off kilter and sweaty she thinks he's possessed again and launches into full s2 exorcism mode about it
#Joyce comes home and hears weird splashing and finds Will in his pjs fighting for his life with El holding him down in a hot bath#GET OUT OF HIM#El what are you doing??#MOM IT'S BACK#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#MOM STOP HER??#DON'T LISTEN TO HIM#IT'S JUST A COLD EL RELAX#SEE?????? HE LIKES IT COLD THE HEAT HURTS HIM#I'M NOT YELLING BECAUSE I'M POSSESSED I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT'S REALLY HOT WATER#MOM GET THE MEDICINE NEEDLE MAKE HIM SLEEP#'IT'S FUCKING NYQUIL EL IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT#El honey he's not possessed he just has a cold let him go#......... oh ....... sorry will#Will dripping on the rug: by the way why did you put bubbles in??#El: (sheepishly) you like bubble baths#willel#mine#headcanon
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Me: no really if you missed even one birth control pill you better double check you aren't pregnant.
#can you feel that thick rod begging for entrance#back and forth back and forth across your lips finding the perfect angle of entry#his adidas interfere but his cock is pre'ing let me in#đ€ honey we were never âjust friendsâ it was always way more than that#her & her i like to turn you on baby#when heaven is out on the street with the heat of the the night#It's fine we fuck and I feel better#don't you feel like an owned object when anyone says the magical ownership of All Hallow's Eve though#like you just want to be owned and have attention paid to you#and I can give that to you....we can give that to you#emotional attachment to a chick version of myself? oh I could see that#like she will think my drug use was nothing in comparison I reckon#me: *nods* so she likes ice though huh....yeah I can see that being a thing#you have a few nieces I guess.... đ€ well a few full ones anyway#a few who have way too much of the other half of us#she's like i smoke because I like it when i smoke#and I'm like oh ok yaaaaaas hypnotize me#when I click those videos I know what I am signing up for#just stare at you for a few minutes no words#yes please do say words to me though let's see how 27 years of hearing have done you.#well we both have the same life path number it's ridiculous to discuss between us#and she's like.....can i play with your 2 2#your destiny is facing and conquering that sexy fear of 7#mine is 7 children I guess*gulp.... fuck*#and two twins for her#his and mine#mine is a freak tho......#here I was in 2014 finally spilling my guts over what you had accused me of to her years ago#except it was like all lowkey and shit as far as the external world knew#...we knew tho.....we knew
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đ« i would be the heating pad on his shoulderđ« âŁïž
#rhys darby#darling honey light of my life#ofmd s2#the gentleman pirate#rhysdarbyinizedarby#ofmdedit#heating pad#rhysmybeloved
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