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Daisuke: I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.

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Gomamon: Thug Lyfe

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Sora: Why don’t you tell me what happened, and in a gentle and loving way, I’ll explain to you why you’re wrong.

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Taichi: I do many things well. They just don’t generate any income.

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Yamato: I just called to say I don’t love you.

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Koshiro: I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

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My Omegamon figure finally arrived! He looks great on my shelf.

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Takeru: Who invited you here?

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Joe: I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

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Daisuke: Not bad for our first break-in.

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Takeru: I hope someday I write something worth plagiarizing.

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Yamato: I am not angry. This is just how my face looks.

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Loving my new watch :D

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Daisuke: You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, ‘Daisuke what’s the biggest company in the world?’ And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.

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Mimi: It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

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Yamato [to Taichi]: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

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Iori: Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Ken?