#honestly would kind of genuinely like to know what people think on this

[alchemistc]

Tommy has a bad date and goes to visit Abby at her loft, only shocker, Abby left months ago and The Himbo is staring at him from the other side of the door.

He tips his chin. Raises an eyebrow. Scans down, back up, just in time to meet the kids eyes.

"U - uh hi?"

He gets it immediately. What would have drawn Abby in despite the age difference, despite the knowledge that all her friends and family were gonna give her shit, despite -

Well. He's fucking adorable, for a start. Bright bright blues eyes that look like maybe they're always a little wet, the foundation for a really great muscle base, even though he clearly hasn't figured out how to balance cardio and weight lifting, pink full lips, an adorably puppy-dog slash to his face, legs for fucking days. God. Yeah okay. Tommy'd been younger than Abby too but not this young.

"Is Abby home?"

Something strange crosses his face. Confusion, upset, maybe some genuine pain. He shakes his head, opens his mouth. Snaps it shut. Tommy's had a shitty night and honestly for a second he thinks making the look on this kids face go away for a few minutes would fix him.

"Patricia?" Tommy asks, because maybe at least Pat will be lucid enough to sit and with him and mope to the tune of whatever's on Hallmark.

The kid swallows, brows knitting together. "She uh. She passed. A - a few months ago now."

Tommy has to dig his nails into his palms to keep himself from being rude as hell. Sure, things with Abby hadn't ended great but Christ he'd loved Patricia. She could have at least sent him a fucking pigeon. Smoke signals. Something. It's not this kids fault though.

"And Abby ...?"

This kid doesn't know him from Adam. He'd have every right to kick Tommy off the welcome mat and shut the door. Something sad and vulnerable crosses his face. "Are you Tommy?"

Tommy's brow jumps. His posture shifts. "Cross my heart I'm not here to steal her back from you." He doesn't know what Abby's told people. He'd promised he wouldn't do what he'd done to her to another person and left it at that. They'd been together for years and Tommy honestly doesn't know if she'd go the bitter route and tell everyone, or if she'd be ashamed and hide it.

The kid laughs, watches Tommy's fingers make an x over his left pec. The face falls after a moment. "I - uh - I actually don't think she's coming back," he says, choked up just a bit, rising inflection on the end of his sentence. The wet eyes look a little watery now. "S -she went to find herself after her mom died and I don't think - I don't think I'm gonna be a part of whatever she finds."

Yeah. Fixing him will definitely make Tommy forget how terrible his date with Frank had been.

"Can I buy you a drink, kid?"

He blinks. Swallows. Does a piss poor job of hiding the way he's feeling, and Tommy wishes he remembered how to be so open. "Evan. Buck. I - Evan Buckley."

Tommy nods. Grins. "Kind of a mouthful. You mind if I just call you Evan?"

Something passes across his face. He takes a step back. "Uh - if you're serious, I would - that'd be - I just have to grab my wallet?"

Tommy shrugs. He'd offered to pay, but it's entirely possible he still gets carded at bars. "I've got time."

Evan opens the door wider. Gestures him in. Tommy passes the threshold and takes in the space. It looks fucking exactly the same. Evan hasn't made a mark on this place at all.

Tommy's got no room to resent Abby, but if he did...

Evan reappears in record time. He's changed his shirt.

Tommy is absolutely not going to read into that.

"You like craft beer, Evan?"

Evan pulls a face, and Tommy laughs, letting himself be ushered right back out the door. His keyring, Tommy notices, only has a house key and a car key.

Tommy slaps him on the back. "Fine, I won't subject you to my refined palette. I know a place that has a PB&J special."

Evan's stride is fucking ridiculous, as he keeps an easy pace with Tommy down the hall. He turns his face, his body, fully into the space Tommy occupies. Tommy's just waiting for him to trip over his own goddamn legs. "W-what uh - what's a PB&J?"

He already looks brighter than he had five minutes ago.

If Tommy were a shittier person, he'd spend the night trying to to get straight into his pants.

"Pabst and a shot of Jameson?"

He blinks. "Oh. Hey, that's clever. Sorry, when I bartended all the drinks were either in Spanish or some hokey touristy lingo. I mean I memorized like a thousand drinks but no one ever ordered them."

He's honest to god pouting as he says it. Tommy wants to bite that bottom lip.

He babbles all the way down the elevator, across the parking garage to Tommy's truck. Doesn't even pretend to make a fuss about driving separately. Tommy's a virtual fucking stranger and Evan just hops right in the passenger side and asks him about his license plate.

"No shit? I'm at the 118!" Evan says, and Tommy forces himself not to make the joke about stranger danger he'd been planning. That's an awful coincidence, unless it's not. Maybe a few drinks in he'll feel a little less tight lipped about the Abby of it all. Maybe this kid will do just as good a job of patching Tommy's night as Tommy plans to patch his.

He barely stops to breathe the short drive to the bar, and Tommy can already tell he's in way over his fucking head.

After he drops him off, tucks him into bed if he needs it, he's pretty sure he's gonna have some choice words for Abby.

Until then, he's gonna spend the next few hours doing everything he possibly can to keep the sad look off his face.

[claudiafrankie]

Pick a Card: Your Forecast for Pluto in Aquarius

Disclaimer: Tarot is not an evidence-based practice. You are in charge of making your own decisions.

Pile 1: The Ring

Hey pile 1 lets get into it!

For you guys, your Pluto in Aquarius transit is going to be marked by a significant relationship. Your tarot cards are the Nine of Swords, Justice, and The Lovers. You picked The Ring oracle card and then your other oracle card was Relationship lmao. Almost every card here screams 'relationship.'

The Nine of Swords is the first card out. I think if you want this relationship to grow and really give it a shot, you're going to have to confront some pretty gnarly subconscious material. If you're into astrology you know that this is very Pluto lol.

I think connecting with this person is going to be tough at first. You honestly might start out with this person like "bro i hate this bitch" hahahaha but then as time moves on both of your defenses start to come down and you begin to actually get to know each other. This feels beautiful and, maybe most importantly, not rushed. Each of you is fascinated by the other and there is mutual respect, neither wants to jump in too quickly or make the other uncomfortable. Each time you learn something new about them you form more connections in your mind about the kind of person that they are, and they experience the same thing. You both like the unfolding image of the person in front of you, theres just a genuine connection between you two. It feels like you both recognize each other in a way that is like "huh. you just kinda get it, dont you?"

Yeah it just feels very matter-of-fact. Like "oh. it's you. i found you" and then like big stupid grin.

I think there could be some weighty, earthy things that hinder the growth of this connection in the beginning. They could be in a relationship that is not right for them and coming to terms with that, or you are in a relationship that doesn't suit you. Honestly both of you could be seeing other people at the time you meet or begin getting to know them. I think this is part of the anxiety and difficulty going on in the relationship. I think something about the two of you being together would cause people to talk, and one or both of you is/are clinging to the old way of being perceived.

I think you will have to be really patient with this person if you want it to work. If they are in a relationship that they want to leave, I don't think they will be making any hasty decisions about leaving or staying with that person. And they shouldn't. I think you know that if this person is going to leave someone, it has to be their decision. You understand that trying to force anything with this person will not work, and would actually probably have the opposite of the desired effect.

Of course, this doesn't make things easy on you. And it's also not necessarily fair for you to wait around. This person understands that. They don't want to lose you, and would be upset if you moved on, but they also are mature enough to realize that they can't stop you from doing so if that's what you want to do.

Ugh this is so hard pile 1. It's like both of you feel the connection, but the things preventing you guys being together are not frivolous by any means. They are very real, weighty obstacles.

If you look at the progression from the Nine of Swords, Justice, and then The Lovers, it looks like a person starting from a place of extreme fear, facing their fear head-on through unavoidable karma, and then through this meeting a divine partner.

To clarify the 9OS I pulled the chariot. I think what you're really afraid of is taking control of your destiny. I think you're scared to take the reigns in your own life and have been subconsciously seeking a partner to do this for you. Maybe this is what this significant person is coming into your life to show you: how to take charge without being tyrannical, how to assert your autonomy. I think that this person is on the other end of the spectrum as you. They are the type to struggle relinquishing control and have to manage everything around them to feel safe and to feel like they are enough. I think they are going to show you how much power you truly have. I think they see a potential in you that even you can't. And I think that you are going to show them that they don't have to do so much to be worthy of love and affection. That they are safe to open up and be a kid again. That being stingy with their affection actually holds them back in some ways.

Pile 2: The Lily

Pile number two these are some good digs ya got in the cards let me tell you.

Pluto moving through Aquarius is going to entail you rediscovering your own innocence and protecting it at any cost. You are allowing yourself to be a student and start at ground zero, unafraid to jump into new interests, accepting of the fumbling and mistakes that will inevitably occur.

I think for a very, very long time you have been keeping yourself from the world, afraid to advertise your talents because you have been made to feel that by doing so you are being egotistical, showy, and generally just full of yourself. You have experienced some key moments and events in your life where, maybe as a kid or teenager or somewhere in there, when you were just doing your own thing and immersed in your own world creating, people made comments that made you get in your head. These people could see how much love and creativity you radiate and how much talent you had inherently and they were threatened by it.

Say you're a kid or a preteen and you're hanging out in your room, minding your business. Maybe you have some music on and are dancing, or working on a drawing or painting. Maybe you're just enjoying looking out the fucking window. These are the kinds of people that will knock and then immediately open the door, not waiting for your permission to enter, take in what you have going on, and make you feel small for it. They couldn't stand you having fun on your own, taking care of yourself, emotionally fulfilling your own needs. They had to have you at their mercy emotionally to feel good about themselves.

I think you're sense of self really got fucked with when you were young pile 2. You we're made to feel guilty for normal coming-of-age things. Maybe you were taught that your sexuality is something to hide and be ashamed of and you still carry this with you. When you we're doing well it was not noticed or actively shot down, it was just never enough or you never got it quite right. The target was always moving and you're seeing now that it was never about you hitting a target or meeting a standard, it was the getting you to dance that they wanted.

The lily oracle card says this: "Need for an explanation of feelings. Chastity." Your clarifying oracle card is potential. And what's interesting is that on the Potential oracle card there is a field of grass with long blades of grass braiding and twisting together in thick strands, growing up into something we don't know yet. I am also noticing how the lilies in the picture on the oracle card you chose are picked flowers. You have been surrounded by energies that had to possess you. You know that saying about how if you love a flower you'll leave it so it can keep growing? Your soul has suffered so much because you have been dealing with people that won't let you see how beautiful you really are. They kind of hid you from the world.

But now, all this thick grass is growing like crazy. You're starting to lean into your gifts and use them. I wouldn't be surprised if you're working on something in private so you can avoid nit-picky eyes. Maybe you're working on your body and health, and your beauty is increasing. Maybe you're finding more ways to make money using your gifts. I think whatever things you have in the works pile 2, you're either already are or will be getting noticed for your transformation.

Your tarot cards are the Seven of Wands, Page of Pentacles, and The Emperor. Yeah you're pissed. You've gone back and forth in your mind like "maybe it really is me and there's something wrong with me." but now you're finding a really amazing balance between recognizing your flaws and looking at yourself objectively without shaming yourself. You're tired of looking at yourself as sub-human, even though you know looking at yourself in a higher light means that some people around you might not be so happy because they can't get what they want from you anymore.

You are a warrior and tough as nails, and you're a precious child all wrapped into one pile 2. Your inner child and inner teenager are integrating I think. You listen to them and don't shut them down like you have been conditioned to for so long.

Aaaah I love this pile 2. It's going to be a long journey, and you're going to become so much more you.

PIle 3: Little Girl

Pile 3 okaaaaayy less go

The first message that wants to come through for the folks that picked this pile is that you are so so protected. It's like your soul has protection from both light energy and dark. I think you are like the woman in the strength card - with a soft touch you hold power over more visceral, carnal energies and tendencies in others and yourself. You know that trope of a child who, in all their innocence and purity, loves even the ugliest creatures and sees the goodness that exists even in those who cause harm? That's y'all to a T. And I think because of this you have beings in this life that are indebted to you and protecting your well being.

I think you are going to be confronted by options in love and relationships that are showing up to test your discernment. While it's noble and a beautiful thing to see the good in all people, you have been relying on this emotionally giving part of yourself for a really long time. Emotionally you have reached master-level, and you extend almost limitless grace to people around you. Pluto is going to ask you: where is this coming from? What are your intentions behind your kindness? Is this genuine care and affection that you're giving away? Is it an arm to hold people at a distance? Is it a tactic to get what you want? Why does considering these possibilities trigger you so intensely? Why do you think it's so terrible to make mistakes and do bad things sometimes? Why do you feel like it's your job to make everyone feel good? Why do you let that burden you? How long have you been carrying that for? Why do you think you're so important that you're responsible for a burden like that? Why do you feel like you're such an awful person? Why do you feel unique in your terribleness? Alone in it?

This Pluto transit is going to bring you to your knees and it's going to be (not to sound weird) ecstasy. One time I heard someone describe the Three of Swords as a card of euphoria. It's cathartic. Experiencing such intense pain, getting hit right where you have the smallest hole in your armor and are so raw and vulnerable. It's like how in French the word orgasm means "little death." But you also find out that the anticipation was so much worse than the actual pain, or, if it catches you by surprise, you are pleasantly surprised with your ability to think on your feet and take care of yourself.

This feels so emo and intense lol and I think it's going to be so super healing for your inner teenager especially. You're going have really intense emotional highs and lows that show you how deep and dark and cunning and evil you can get as well as how luminescent and clear and bright and good you can be. And then you're going to come out the other side like "damn. I am both of these things and neither of them and also have the maturity to not take any of it too seriously and still maintain a chill, laid back warm vibe." Pile 2 you're going to become unstoppable this Pluto transit. truly. If you think you're powerful now you have no idea.

You're going to get deeeeeep into your shame that is buried and hang out with it. You're going to watch movies with it, get to know it, have drinks with it. Talk to it and understand what it's been trying to tell you for so long. Understand why it makes you act the way that it does. Let it explain to you why they have let certain people in and why they have pushed others away or let them get away. It's getting over disgust you have over parts of yourself and realizing that "oh... you're actually kind of cool" haha. And then you're inviting all these repressed parts of yourself to a party you host with the other parts of yourself that you have been conditioned to like and accept and everyone is going to meet each other and decide that "damn lowkey we could probably take over the world if we wanted to."

TLDR pile 3, you're going to be integrating heavily while Pluto is in Aquarius. It's going to be uncomfortable and delicious, boring and riveting. Enjoy.

[ramblinscramblin]

Hey there! I read your headcanons and they are pretty cool! I wanted to ask for small headcanons myself

Sniper, Scout and Pauling discovers that reader is a vampire! How will they react?

Reader can be any pronounce you want. You can do romantic or platonic, whatever is comfortable with you!

-💀🌌

→With a vampire!Reader!

Genre: fluff, a lil silly

Characters: Sniper, Scout, and Pauling Warning: canon typical gore.

I love love love this request, thank you so much! This was kind of a hard prompt to get ideas for for some reason. Also I’ve actually never written for Pauling before, let’s hope I get her right!

Sniper

Sniper took note of your gloomy and loner disposition right away.

It’s part of the reason he bothered getting close to you in the first place.

He’s observant so he probably noticed everything separately even if he hadn’t fully put it together yet. Definitely took note of your fangs.

The dislike of garlic, avoiding the sun, never seen eating anything, never seeming flushed or red, your sunken in look, everyone sort of already joked about it.

So he wasn’t all too shocked when you told him.

I honestly imagine he feels pretty threatened by you.

He is generally distrusting of people normally, so you being a night stalking blood drinking beasty doesn’t do much to quell his anxieties.

Couldn’t help but feel intrigued though, can't help but feel compelled by you, even despite his reservations he can't really keep away for long.

The idea of a vampire I feel like would be something he would be very attracted too, the thrill of it all kind of excites him. Of course he doesn't say that, or act on it very often, but you know it anyways.

Idk if this is an out of character headcanon but I highkey think Sniper is a monster fucker.

Supplies you with blood if he sees your low, enjoys how much you brighten after a drink.

Overall finds you very fasicnating, likes learning how to manage life as a vampire

Scout

Scout thinks you're messing with him until the moment he watches you drain the blood from a civilian.

Cautious with the kinds of jokes he makes after that.

He guesses it does kind of make sense in retrospect, you did have a sort of dark air about you.

Honestly finds it so sick, thinks of you as sort of his personal gaurd dog at night, wouldn't say that outloud but internally yes.

He generally would treat you about the same, vampire or not.

If we're talking old timey vampires here finds it hilarious that you can't enter a space without explict permission, will torture you by not inviting you into a room as he walks right through.

Thinks you turning into a bat is one of the coolest things, honestly big jealous vibes from Scout, he wishes he was a big cool vampire too.

It’s a fantasy of his for you to drink some of his blood, is too proud/paranoid to ever say it out loud. But you don’t miss his little sighs as he looks at your fangs.

Secretly dreams of you turning him too, so very secretly.

Pauling

Was honestly so overworked she hardly even noticed.

"Huh? What did you say? Oh yeah, yeah that's nice," she said with a polite nod one day, burying a group of hippies as she did so.

Just enjoys having someone with her during the night, like Scout wouldn't realize you were serious until she sees you feed, once she does it's like a start up noise.

Genuinely uses you as an asset in her work, you turning into a bat and flying is amazing for locating survivors, youre such a big help!

Like I said enjoys the nightly company more than words can describe, she loves quality time.

Really enjoys your darker aesthetic and sometimes thinks you're way too cool to be spending all your time with her.

Will make sure you're always fed, you never have to worry about going hungry while Pauling is around.

If you've been around a few generations wants to hear what life was like before she was around, how it felt to live in a vastly diffrent time period. Finds it so intresting to hear about!

Ohhh boy I hope this is okay anon! Like I said it was kind of hard to think of things to write about for some reason,,, I hope this was good! I had a lot of fun writing it even despite the trouble I had.

[wren-kitchens]

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there's a patch of dirt where scott's pacing has worn away the grass entirely, but he doesn't stop- can’t stop. the hole is officially filled, bricked up to dirt with deepslate, all stalagmites gathered in a chest hidden away from the view of any- anyone who might come here. bigb was conspiring against him- that's fine, it's fine as long as he doesn’t- he can see it coming now. they won't get the jump on him, not again. out of the corner of his eye, he sees movement, and before his brain can catch up, scott has his sword pointed at the throat of a surprised looking joel. it occurs to him too late that this isn’t the way someone who was dealing well with something would react, and he sees that recognition mirrored in joel's grin.

I wasn't actually gonna post this, I just wrote it for fun after session 4, but I read it back and realised I really liked the way i'd written it HKFJD so tumblr can have it as well

this is both kind of an exploration of scott's character and also a very self indulgent thing of joel having more composure than scott for once. I can do what I want forever and I will do this

there's a patch of dirt where scott's pacing has worn away the grass entirely, but he doesn't stop- can’t stop. the hole is officially filled, bricked up to dirt with deepslate, all stalagmites gathered in a chest hidden away from the view of any- anyone who might come here. bigb was conspiring against him- that's fine, it's fine as long as he doesn’t- he can see it coming now. they won't get the jump on him, not again. 

out of the corner of his eye, he sees movement, and before his brain can catch up, scott has his sword pointed at the throat of a surprised looking joel. it occurs to him too late that this isn’t the way someone who was dealing well with something would react, and he sees that recognition mirrored in joel's grin.

"i’m just saying hi." joel says, tilting his head to the side as he pushes scott's blade away. "i’m dark green- it's not like i’m gonna do anything."

scott sighs, and he commends himself privately on how casual he makes it sound. "thought you were a zombie. what with your green streak." he frowns. "is it greener?"

"yeah, gem helped me dye it." joel looks a little too pleased with that for scott's liking. not that- he doesn’t seem suspicious or anything, it's just.. isn’t he usually insane by now? "she's got one too. we match." it'd be sweet how proud he looks, if it didn’t unnerve scott so much. 

"you’ve been getting some.. pretty strong alliances." scott sheathes his sword again, resisting the impulse to back away. "first etho, then the mounders, now gem."

joel shrugs. "well, i’ve been getting the hang of it. feels nice," he says, a smile in his voice that's too earnest to be put on. "having someone in my corner. like- safe, y’know?"

scott forces his jaw to untense. "I bet." is all he says, and joel seems to notice the phrasing.

"what, you don’t think you're safe?" he frowns, stepping to the side absentmindedly, as if he’s about to start circling him. 

"I didn't say that." scott tries for a grin. he immediately knows it was the wrong move- something like interest sparks in joel's eye, and he takes another step. 

"you did die earlier. to mumbo, of all people." he grins, arms behind his back as he begins to walk towards the pit. not that- it's filled in. scott is almost certain that it's still filled in. "honestly, i’m glad, he needed the win." he snorts. "and we've all had targets on us. last six-lifers, and everything. it's no surprise."

"what's your point?" scott folds his arms in what he hopes is a show of nonchalance. "you two died. you died to jimmy."

"oh, jimmy- he’s been doing pretty well, hasn't he?" joel smiles, and much to scott's annoyance, he seems genuinely pleased about this fact. what happened to him- the joel he knew in secret life would be raving about this fact. "killed me, and mumbo, and grian! he might not be out first this game- neither might lizzie, she's been doing well too. swindled me out of my diamonds, but-"

"why are you here, joel." scott interrupts, and joel seems surprised. 

joel shrugs, and he’s stood directly over the stupid pit. the grass hasn't even grown back yet. "i’m just checking on everyone. tango tried to get me with that stupid trap again."

he grins. "it- y’know he still hasn't added more lava? I didn’t even lose a heart!"

scott feels a sharp pain in his palm, and he realises he's been clenching his fists so hard, his fingernails dug into his skin, joel tracks the movement. "go away joel."

joel's tail sweeps across the floor, arms still behind his back, chest exposed. he’s not scared. "i’m just having a nice little chat." he takes a step forward, and scott jerks in an aborted instinct to run. "you seem a bit tense."

there's a sword in scott's hand, and joel's grin grows. "I said to leave."

"green on green action isn’t allowed." joel says, a teasing frown on his face- like he ever cared for the rules. "i've just been talking to you- did I say something?"

within an instance, scott is in joel's space, sword slicing through the air towards his neck, rules be fucking damnned- 

the sword meets only empty air, and all of a sudden joel is grinning in scott's face, gripping scott's wrist with more strength than he realised he had. 

"come on, we're all friends here." joel says, all sharp teeth and bright eyes. scott is breathing smoke. never has he wanted to bite someone's throat out before, but here he seems to be. "watchers might get cross if we aren't. i’m sure you don’t want that."

scott glares, as if he could kill joel with his mind alone. "i’m sure they'd make an exception."

joel laughs- and it's not even fucking manic, it's that stupid giggle he does when he's talking about something dumb. he’s in full control right now—of both himself and this situation. "an exception- yeah, sure, for the guy they hate, the guy who keeps breaking their rules." 

scott wrenches his wrist out of joel's grasp, backing up. joel grins, unfazed. "they haven't taken it out on me yet." scott's voice is almost gravelly with anger. 

"i’d just hate for you to get another snail." joel says cheerfully, and scott gets the impression he’d love it if that were to come to pass. there's a stab of anxiety that pierces through scott's chest at the idea of it. "never had a game like this, have we? unprecedented times." 

joel is moving again, and scott is beginning to realise that he’s doing it on purpose. he knows- he fucking noticed, because of course he did, amidst the red rage of the previous games just how much scott cares for control—and how much he’s floundering now he has a lack. 

"y’know, I reckon this is gonna be different." joel says, and it almost sounds like a threat—enough for scott's heart to rabbit against his chest. he looks thoughtful, as if whatever he’s saying has just occurred to him- but there's enough smugness in his voice to suggest that he knows exactly what he’s doing. "this game, that is. jimmy is on track to beat the curse- good on him." he adds, grinning. "i’m still on five lives, and now you just died to mumbo.." he pauses, looking scott up and down. "well, all i’m saying is that maybe you won't take me out the series this time."

there it is- the reason behind all his tormenting. admittedly, scott should have realised it sooner, but he gives himself grace; he's having a bad day. he tries for a scoff, and it seems to come across at least fairly convincing, because joel doesn't immediately start laughing again. "oh, I see." scott draws himself up, and joel raises an unimpressed eyebrow. "that's what this is about? little bit sensitive of you, joel."

"yeah, probably." joel grins, and scott feels a jolt as he realises his goading failed. that doesn’t happen all too often. "but if gem can hold a grudge, I can too." of course- gem. scott did say they'd be good for each other. he failed to recognise how fucking good—is that seriously all it took to relieve joel of his red rage?

and before scott can process it, joel pulls out a shovel and dashes the ground beneath scott's feet. the panic that floods his whole body is enough to get him mindlessly desperate- clawing like a dying animal at whatever's closest. he can't die- he won't die again, not to this, not again-

he realises with a horrible drop of his stomach and a rush of overwhelming relief that he has landed on the deepslate, and that joel is fucking giggling again. scott's breath is shallow, his heart so loud, he almost misses joel's next words.

"looks like someone else is a little sensitive." he grins, clearly over-fucking-joyed at what he’s uncovered. joel slings his shovel over his shoulder, mock-saluting in a way that makes scott want to rip his head off. "i'll see you later." he waves cheerfully as he strolls off like the fucking peacock he is, out of their gate and into the night.

-

gem looks up from what joel can only assume is trying to convince the chickens to be just that bit quieter, smiling in greeting. "where were you off to?" joel grins, a little sheepish, and gem snorts. "what did you do?"

"may have been antagonising scott. just a little." he pinches his fingers to make a point, and gem rolls her eyes.

"that team is supposed to be our ally." she stands up, brushing mud off the knees of her dungarees.

"I thought we were telling everyone to go after pearl?" joel points out, and he watches as she clearly concedes. "and don’t pretend that's about the cows, 'cause I know it's not just that."

gem grins. "no- you’re right. what's your problem with scott?"

joel huffs. "he always permakills me- almost every game. and he was all- shaken up from mumbo's kill, so." he hesitates, and gem looks at him expectantly. "he’s.. a bit more rattled than I thought he was." 

"oh, joel, did you make an enemy?" gem says. she folds her arms as if exasperated, but her expression gives her away—she's always been one for drama. 

laughing, joel nods. "yeah, I- he’s definitely gonna try to kill me now."

[ellabssucker]

now that i stopped crying... arcane season 2 act II spoilers.

uhm, first off, what. the. fuck.

not even 30 minutes into rhe first episode, BOOM maddie and cait hooking up?? maddie is actually such a sweet, caring girl and i feel so bad for her. she probably spent an unreasonable amount of breath and time trying to change cait's mind when vi was able to in a second. that whole ordeal aside, we are FINALLY (actually it was pretty quick) cait's 'redemption'. or at least she's less blinded by rage now. i mean, she stood in a room with jinx and let her and vi have a family moment with vander instead of trying to blow her brains out. which i think it's progress. i liked cait so much better in this act and THE TENSION WITH VI?!? i just know we are getting sesbian lex on the third act on that one agreement scene.

then seeing jinx actually healthy and relatively sane actually HEALED my heart. i relate to jinx in a way I can't put into words, and she's really important to me, so seeing the positive impact isha had on her was really main focus this act.

which leads to my least favorite part. isha's death. i have a lot to say about it, but i genuinely can't without crying and my head already hurts. she was so important to jinx and I'm scared for how she's gonna deal with isha being gone (which I'm still holding hope for that to not be true). but aside how important isha was for jinx and how she became a part of the family, isha was just a kid. I'm not sure how old she was, and we don't see much of how her lofe was before jinx, but i can confidently say the probably few times in her life she felt safe were around jinx. it hurts to know that little girl probably went through so much, and in such a short time, she was able to build such a strong bond with jinx which lead to her sacrificing herself for her. the look on her face as she tan towards vander almost looked relieved that she could do this for jinx, after jinx did so much to protect her. we saw from early one isha would do anything to protect jinx as well, because she was all the family isha had. the kid deserved better. I really hope she makes a comeback, like we've seen multiple characters in this show do. i really hope she's okay. i won't get over the fact they found a family in each other and i think this is gonna affect jinx greatly. as for how, i think it's gonna be positive. as in, she's gonna use her destructiveness for good rather than bad, cause i genuinely think isha made jinx a better person. i think she brought powder back, but with all the good qualities jinx has.

moving on (lie) to vander, that man just can't catch a break. he deserves better. the writers are inflicting unnecessary pain fr. he finally got his daughters back (plus one) and was on his way to healing and returning to his human self. if only it wasn't for JAYCE.

this bitch ass motherfucker is clearly going through some kind of psychosis but WHAT THE FUCK JAYCE. jayce when i catch you jayce. honestly i don't know what happened to him during that time he was gone on the hex, but i can't get through my head that he would just kill viktor like that, especially knowing what would happen to all the people he healed. but for isha and vander, I really can't sympathize right now. i always found jayce to be self-absorbed and changed his mind every two seconds. he fucked up. he ruined a family. we waited 3 years for this only for this bitch to come and we lost not only viktor, but isha and vander under 10 minutes.

also, where the fuck is ekko?!

i also can't get over the fact that ambessa won't change. even after everything that's happened, she's still manipulating, hurting and killing, risking other people's lives and bribbing people to get her ways and cause even more damage. and talk about 'sacrife'. all she does is sacrifice other people, including her own daughter and son, for her own thirst of blood and selfish reasons. we've been shown time and time again, she is not a good mother, or a good person, or a good leader, and she does not think about anyone but herself.

also stop fucking with mel's head, like messing with her brother? that's fucked up.

i really liked the visual, colors, and music of this act. i think I've never cried harder but also tried to appreciate the cinematography at the same time (which is really hard by the way). i feel like is jinx all over the place, but also still has that touch of the arcane, i feel nostalgic when something reminds me of how the aesthetic was on the first season. it's different for sure, but the feelings are still there. maybe it's just cause it feels like home but i can still see what it used to be on what it is now.

it's a masterpiece. i loved it. it fucking ruined me.

[livelaughghoul]

Franco Colapinto Birth Chart Analysis

Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only, nothing observed or taken away from this should be considered fact.

Hand to a god I don’t even believe in, I had a visceral reaction to his chart when I first looked at it, because what is even happening. How are we all over the place? How does it make complete sense? It’s got so much going on, that it somehow just makes perfect sense, and I kind of love Franco for that even more. The Gemini Sun and Sagittarius rising is absolutely insane to me, but again, with everything that we have seen from Franco, it makes total sense.

I love his big three, because the vibes are genuinely all over the place but it’s somehow absolutely perfect. Honestly his chart has just made me love him even more, I want to protect him with my life.

THE PLANETS:

Sun - Gemini

You know those memes where it’s like, “me picking what personality to show my boyfriend today”, that’s literally Franco. Depending on who he is around, how comfortable he feels, and the vibes, he could be a totally different person than what is typically seen. He definitely does not like silence, and even if he is responsive to the vibes of others, he absolutely is not gonna sit in silence. He’s gonna fill that silence, and dammit he’s gonna make friends and he’s gonna force you into conversation.

Moon - Taurus

Honestly, thank god he has a Taurus Moon. I think any other moon sign would just make everything so much crazier. I think he needs the stability that comes with a Taurus Moon. There is so much determination to this placement, and honestly I think he needs that because it really just amplifies it through the rest of his chart. He’s going to set his mind to something, and it’s going to get done. He’s also going to be incredibly dedicated to those he lets into his inner circle

Rising - Sagittarius

This is SO funny to me, because of course this man is a Sagittarius rising. Franco is all about retaining his personal freedom, feeling independent, and keeping busy. Down time does not exist, and I think that goes into the impatience, and insecurity that can sometimes be found with this rising. He absolutely wants to be involved with others, and make connections, but we see that hesitance in terms of letting people in.

Mercury (Planet of intelligence) - Taurus

I love this because honestly it does not match the energy, and that’s the best part for me. Cause what do you mean this man wants to make sure he is completely prepared before making some wild ass decision? With the impulsivity through his chart it’s even better, because what? I know Ferrari has joked about having plans A-Z, but I feel like Franco actually has planned out every single option to his impulsive decisions. There is a lot of stability in this placement, so I think that a retrograde really won’t cause much problem.

Venus (Planet of love and pleasure) - Taurus

I know this man is over the top with romance. I’m talking breakfast in bed, you’ll never have to open another door in your life, and he’s gonna spoil the shit out you with random gifts. I definitely don’t think there is much logic used when it comes to romance or love, it’s all based off feelings. If you match his freak, he’ll match yours. Franco is likely closed off at the start, but when there is comfort and trust established it’s one of the best friendships you can have.

Mars (Planet of physical energy) - Aquarius

Not my favorite placement, but also not the worst. While there is definitely a physicality to this placement, I think we see it come through mentally more than anything else. A bit of a commitment issue placement if I’m being honest, but it’s not throwing major flags for me. I think that Franco is impulsive, but he’s able to work out the consequences before making that impulsive move, like yeah he’s gonna do some wild shit but he has an idea of the consequences.

Jupiter (Planet of luck, optimism, and success) - Leo

Franco was made for the spotlight, and I love that Formula 1 has provided this to him. Nothing is ever really good enough for someone when they have this placement, whenever one goal is met they immediately set a new, higher goal. They’ve got something they are working for at all times, and they’ll do whatever it takes to meet those goals. I think that we can see a lot of this in Franco, he’s setting incredible goals for himself and putting in some crazy work to meet those goals and make his dreams a reality.

Saturn (Planet of responsibility) - Gemini

…I know y’all are going flame me for this, but I just really love Saturn and I really love this placement because it’s honestly a little brutal. There is a lot of natural intelligence within this placement, but there is also cynicism, and it’s easy to sometimes come off as cold when it comes to different viewpoints when it comes to matters of the mind. I do think that there is a lot of internal pressure that comes with this placement though, there can be a lot of isolation and struggles when it comes to educational pursuits because it’s easy to get caught up in your own pressures. I do think that his Saturn returns are going to be interesting, mainly because there is so much pressure that comes with this placement, I imagine that there is going to be a lot of figuring out what his priorities are, and working out how to stay true to himself and those around him while also figuring out his priorities.

Uranus (Planet of change and originality) - Pisces

This one is funny to me because usually, it’s a push-over placement like it’s easy to kind of get them to do whatever you want. I think that there is a huge emphasis on emotion here, Franco has this ability to understand and almost feel exactly what others are feeling, while remaining true to himself and original in his own thought process. I imagine that there is a lot of learned behaviors, adapting the best parts of others and almost mastering them in his own sense.

Neptune (Planet of mystery and illusion) - Aquarius

I actually really love this placement because there is so much goodwill that comes with it. There is huge value in others and ensuring that you aren’t just living for yourself. I don’t see much mystery here, I think it’s more of the illusion through this placement. Franco portrays himself in a very specific way that does not provide much mystery or illusion, but I think that this is intentional because he wants the public to see him in a specific way.

Pluto (Planet of death and rebirth) - Sagittarius

Franco is 100% the type to show up to a girls' brunch with the best fucking tea possible, because this man is all about the truth, getting to the bottom of it, and wanting to know the full story. There is a value in honesty, wanting to find value in interactions, and getting to the bottom of things. When it comes to the idea that Pluto is this planet that symbolizes these big things like death and rebirth, I think it’s important to remember that we as people can go through phases, so maybe it is the death of one chapter of our lives, and we are moving onto a new chapter. We will see Franco go through these phases, where one chapter closes and another begins. Since Pluto travels through Sagittarius relatively shortly, we will see the noticeable movement in life chapters in short burst.

THE HOUSES:

First house (house of self) - Pluto

I personally don’t love when Pluto shows up in the earlier houses, because it’s one of those intense and questionable placements. Anyways, when we see Pluto in the first it’s indicative of this incredibly magnetic personality, where charisma and charm just shines through. There is also this intense dedication to reaching goals that can lead to isolation.

Third house (house of communication) - Neptune and Mars

I love this, because Mars and Neptune are so perfect when paired together here. Mars brings in a dominate kind of attitude, where he’s going to be overly communicative, and work to make sure his point of view is understood. Neptune tones it down some where we see this almost intuitive sense in what people need and what the preferred communication style is.

Fourth house (house of home) - Uranus

I’m losing my mind at this placement, because yeah this checks out. Franco values his independence, and desires to feel a level of freedom in everything he does. I definitely this that it’s a bit disruptive, but honestly it’s a good break from everything else. His stability needs this little bit of a shake up.

Sixth house (house of service and health) - Moon, Mercury, and Venus

We hate the Moon in the sixth house, because it’s not always indicative of a happy career. It can sometimes mean that you aren’t servicing yourself, and only others are being serviced by the work you do. Mercury is definitely not the best here, because there is a tendency to overwork and not get what is needed in return. The good thing about mercury here though is that there is an emphasis and importance on physical health and diet. Venus just solidifies the importance of a career, but it can become easy to blur the lines between work and personal relationships.

Seventh house (house of partnership and marriage) - Sun and Saturn

I love the Sun in the seventh because it holds such good news for marriage in the future. Franco is going to be a dedicated partner, someone who values the opinion of his chosen partner. With the intensity in his chart, I feel like he can get overwhelming when it comes to relationships though. Saturn soldifies it for me that he has a lot of hesitancy in fully developing a level of trust and commitment, but when the commitment is made, its life long.

Ninth house (house of mental exploration) - Jupiter

I love this, because Franco wants to learn, he wants to build on his knowledge and be the best he possibly can. We see a lot of communication in this placement too, because there is a desire to know as much as possible about the different communication styles, and the quirks with languages.

[jennycalendar]

Be totally honest: would you like Jenny Calendar at all if she weren’t hot? Throughout her very limited time on the show, she’s either an arrogant, cold bitch or has no personality at all. She never seems to actually love Giles in the slightest and in fact thinks she’s superior to him in every way. Come to think of it, she clearly thinks she’s cooler than and superior to everyone. She’s mean and blunt but not even honest like Cordelia – it turns out she was lying to everyone like entire time about who she is and why she was in Sunnydale. So basically we can add duplicitous liar to her list of flaws. There’s really just not one thing to possibly like about her except her looks! Is it one of those things where you just kind of made up who the character is because she sucks so much in reality? And now it’s even harder to like the character because the actress who plays her is such a horrible person.

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU AGAIN!!!! i wanna believe so bad that you’re that same anon from when i was fourteen? for those who aren’t TOTALLY familiar, there’s a tumblr anon i have seen more than once before when people talk about jenny calendar — has hit up quite a lot of inboxes over the last eight years with talking points and messages exactly like this. of course it’s always so genuinely possible that this is someone else, but i so ardently hope it is not!

because like. okay man i am so serious about this, i know this is probably going to come off as flippant tumblr humor, but the fact that you’re still doing what you’re doing brings me such genuine joy? i honestly had such a really hard year, like just really bad, and felt genuinely so disconnected from jenny as a character and a concept, which was so truly heartbreaking to me! and to see you in my inbox again really makes me feel like you’ve recognized me as someone who really loves her and is moved by her. like a little badge of honor.

and i also like. on a personal level really love this message, because it is such a sweet thing to receive? you and i both care so much about this woman that we’re writing impassioned paragraphs to others who we know care about her, because we want it known that we feel really deeply about her. we want our feelings recognized. i absolutely agree with you, man — jenny is such a special and compelling character. it’s hard not to feel a whole bunch about her when she’s onscreen, and it’s even harder not to want to talk about her with other people who think about her so much. i would genuinely love to talk to you off anon if you’re ever interested. i am seriously so curious about what draws you to her.

(tho ok little editorial note can you mayyybe not use the word bitch? kind of a deeply offensive term to use for women.)

[fluffysaus]

(WARNING: ramblings incoming)

You know the more I think about it the more I think. “Damn, Bonnie should’ve gotten a villain arc”or at least got the chance to show more of his character. Honestly, I think he could’ve been a badass or a lot more morally gray than lead on.

Sure, he’s shown to be a genuine sweetheart and understanding…But also He actively defended Goldie’s actions to Foxy but knew when to put his foot down to Goldie when he goes overboard. He is shown to be capable and can stand up for himself and others… Foxy and Freddy turn around and do this-

Like

Bro is not happy. And that is what I think is interesting. I don’t know why this comic of all things stuck to me.

It’s just, why would Foxy and kinda Freddy like that? I can understand if it’s like wanting to protect a friend, Bonnie is visibly uncomfortable with this. He is not a child that needs to be protected and they should know he’s capable of handling these kind of subjects. and that last panel-he looks genuinely ticked off and I don’t know why.

The only reasons I can think of for this is if Bonnie has been outside before and knows it’s not certain death. Or B, Foxy and kinda Freddy have treated him like this before and he dislikes it a lot.

If the first one is true then that means Bonnie is a lot more adventurous and daring than he wants others to believe. And I think that’s cool! If the second one is true, then the others think Bonnie is a lot more innocent and kindhearted than he actually is. Like I know how it feels Bonnie, being seen as “pure” and “innocent” by your friends sucks. I can imagine him being frustrated by this whole lot. Mary called him very smart for a reason, it’s because he knows what he’s doing and what he signed up for. He knows Goldie is troublesome, but still continues to hang out with him and defend him to the others. He knows how Foxy and Goldie acts and warns others accordingly. He is observed to people and he knows exactly what he’s doing.

Freddy and Foxy should be glad that Bonnie hasn’t joined Goldie fully and that he’s a patient soul, or else they would’ve be cooked lmao.

TLDR: In the original comic, I feel like we were robbed from the possible morally gray Bonnie or a more badass Bonnie. I need more Bonnie in my life.

[nexus-nebulae]

so like. i know most of the time with wishmaking the Rules are if you tell anyone your wish it won't get granted. but like. how does that work within a sys. if your headmate reads your memories after you make a wish does that void the warranty

[biblicalhorror]

Aroace Riz real but also Fabian is SO clearly in love with him and Riz has no idea

[vigilskeep]

i need to wynnepost. somebody has to

[wizardnuke]

um personally i think that if your girlfriend is insecure over you being friends with another girl you should run far away really fast. but i may be misreading the situation. i don't think i am though.

[sonknuxadow]

people are always talking about what sonic games they think should be remastered and honestly. i dont think i want a full on remaster for any sonic game not even the ones i really like. i think if they wanna bring older games to current consoles they should just port them mostly unchanged aside from maybe adjusting the controls and other necessary changes

[thats-my-passion-right-there]

I finally saw the mean girls musical (the movie one) I have so many fucking thoughts oh my god

[cerbreus]

baking never feels more like science to me than when i'm trying to cobble together an intricate multi step recipe together from several different recipes and tutorials online because the recipe I'm imagining doesn't exist....

[lesbiancharliedalton]

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