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herd-reject-arts · 1 year ago
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
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Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
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Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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caffichai · 10 months ago
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More Aurora!
Hey, if you're here, check this out!
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 15 days ago
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Thrift store ahegao t shirt lookin-ass
I only just realized how this looks now that they're all compiled here on a tumblr post....what. who drew these🧍🏻‍♀️
This is from something on my patreon. But dang it, these Ford expressions are too good to not share as a preview.
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deathricedrawn · 4 months ago
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i'm ready to try
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whimstories · 3 months ago
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I colored it! 🥹🥳 I'm learning color! 😭🥳
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occudo · 10 months ago
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Hello? Are you still here? (Me after tmagp started, but I'm still drawing alternative s1 tma) If you are new to this AU, or don't remember: It's called Gertrude is still around or GiSA for short
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The AO3
My kofi if you like what I do, or want me to draw something for you and stickers at my redbubble
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artist-rat · 6 months ago
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Guys do not ask how this group is still together.. I'm too afraid to ask (the answer is magic of friendship and ✨Delusion✨)
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benevolenterrancy · 1 month ago
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
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glassrunner · 22 days ago
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"Fuck, man. What else is there to say?"
Excerpts from the BoJack Horseman Pony Express
MOUTHWASHING (2024), dev. Wrong Organ
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zecoritheweirdone · 7 months ago
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wanna preface this by saying that i am. So normal. anyway i just spent the last week redrawing scenes from mystery skulls animated but as that hermitcraft au i posted about a couple times. you guys should watch msa it is. so so good.
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tempo-takoyaki · 11 months ago
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Happy (belated) New Year 2024!
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miguxadraws · 4 months ago
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teaching pomni how to dance
what type of music would they dance to? i dont even know! but i think dancing with your partner or teaching them how to dance is the peak of wholesomeness!! actually adorable...
astral circus AU belongs to @chelledoggo
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kuro-is-doodlin · 4 months ago
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"Of course this is what you are. Callous, aimless, manipulative."
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Have a sif painting. Because I really wanted to try and paint for once. Acrylics are nice to play with actually !
So now, I have a spooky boi on my bedroom wall, judging me, ready to strike. They're staring right now.
So Yeah! This was a blast to paint! Even though I focused on that and did nothing else for 5 hours straight to finish it, resulting in, well. Big eepy! It took around 6+ hours to paint so I'm quite happy, and will probably do that again.
Alright, buy bye, have a flat colored one for the road !
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akiacia · 3 months ago
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cuddling is serious business
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mozzaremi · 3 months ago
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taking so much creative liberties with the pixels i'm given
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edgy-senju · 11 months ago
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Mondo being buff 'n aggro but also being a big, flustered mess will never fail to amuse me
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