#hommer

[catatonicsx]

did any of you ever think about if we went by last name ship rules josh homme x alex turner could be homer

[mariomario4156]

Mario VS Homer But With added Sound Effects

So I added sound effects to this video I made in March. The version with sound effects is better than the original.

[theorangenetwork]

I look Gucci.

[intellectures]

Schneckenprinzessinnenbad

Die Berliner Comiczeichnerin Anke Feuchtenberger hat ihre Kindheit und Jugend in der DDR in spektakulären Bildern auf Papier gebracht. In diesem Meisterwerk der Neunten Kunst setzt sie das autofiktionale Erzählen auf völlig neue Gleise.

Die Berliner Comiczeichnerin Anke Feuchtenberger hat ihre Kindheit und Jugend in der DDR in spektakulären Bildern auf Papier gebracht. Nach der Nominierung für den Belletristik-Preis der Leipziger Buchmesse muss sie nun als Favoritin für den Max und Moritz-Preis beim Comicsalon in Erlangen gelten, weil sie in diesem Meisterwerk der Neunten Kunst das autofiktionale Erzählen auf völlig neue Gleise…

[xfriki26]

Smashing or passing spooky month characters, Ft my dad. Part 1:

"Pass"

"Seems like a nice guy but pass"

"Go eat a donut, Hommer"

"Pass"

"I cant do it, pass"

"I dont know what to say"

"Ohoho, such a cool guy"

"What is he looking at? What have you lost boy"

"Too presumptuous"

"HES LIKE 80"

"Too ugly"

[om2006]

Greetings, Greek mythology community I decided to wake up and choose violence today, OK here we go, HADES AND PERSEPHONE ARE NOT COUPLE GOALS this is not a there are tons of different versions of the myth or you can interpret however you want situation the story of Hades and persephone is explicitly told in the Hommeric hymn to Demeter which clearly states that it was a kidnapping that was approved by Zeus persephone's father, she had no choice in the matter and she doesn't go to the underworld willingly , the oldest source that claims that she does is from a novel written in the 40's by a woman who wanted to make Greek mythology more accessible for young girls like her daughter, never once was it stated in the original myth that persephone loved Hades or her time in the underworld, quite the opposite actually she was sad and she was missing her mother, let's talk about said mother by the way why do you people keep demonizing Demeter? Where did the "she is an overbearing and mean helicopter parent" trope come from? Persephone loved her mother, the story isn't about her relationship with Hades it's about A GRIEVING MOTHER'S search for her daughter, she doesn't freeze the world out of anger or cruelty the world starts dying because she is too sad about the fact that her daughter was taken from her to do her goddess duties, now let's talk about the real world and historical reasons why shipping these two just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, remember in the beginning when I said the kidnapping was approved by Zeus? Well for some reason that immediately absolves Hades of all the blame according to most people but that's not what I wanna talk about, I want to talk about how that's representive of the real world themes that the myth wanted to implement, that nor the bride nor her mother should have a say in who she gets to marry it's only the father Zeus's wish who decided that Hades is a fitting husband without even telling persephone and Demeter that should be fullfiled and the story wants us to support that opinion, when Demeter asks Helios where her daughter is, he tells her but he also basically says "but that's ok because Hades is like super rich and powerful and that's all that matters what should a young woman want other than that? You should be happy that your daughter was taken from you by him" when persephone is leaving the underworld Hades basically repeats that statement and that with him she is going to be super happy and a queen among the dead and in later stories in the mythology we see that she indeed seems to have embraced the scary death queen persona and everyone now is like, "see, it started messy but they love each other and persephone loves the underworld now" and while part of persephone embracing the underworld is related to the fact that she is a much older goddess than Hades who was associated with the underworld before hellenistic culture, in the context of the culture and what the story wants to teach, it's that young brides should always accept whatever home and husband their father chooses for them, it doesn't matter that she was brought to that home against her will, it doesn't matter that she was clearly miserable at first, she will eventually love them. "but Hades genuinely loves persephone and never cheated on her" good for him, he is doing the bare minimum, still kidnapped his wife, just because the rest of the pantheon is worse doesn't make this ok also the fact that he doesn't go out and cheat on her or mess with mortal women is totally not because the Greeks feared writing about underworld gods because they believed it attracts death faster it's because Hades is really just a nice and sweet guy, give me a break

[midnightsays]

I have a notebook full of Epic the musical story board ideas . Why you may ask ? My mind doesn’t shut off. At literally 1 am I am dissecting every word. It’s my brain! Hommer and Mr.Hernadez you two have given me joy and also pain. Going over Telemeus and how he left to go find his father and then came back to be murdered (the suitors wanted to kill him but they didn’t get the chance ) (hahha losers). Anyway expect me to finally show more epic the musical art and ideas since I have given myself a schedule! Hope to finish the Great comet of 1812 songs soon along with Percy Jackson the lightening thief! Maybe I’ll post about that too. Who knows!

[trixie-and-ames]

"Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death."

~Arthur Schopenhauer, Counsels and Maxims. 🎨Winslow Hommer.

[mentalnote1]

Case Study #1 ~ Therapy

Security did escort me out of my therapist office, well 4 of my previous therapist anyway but who’s counting

This was my 9th visit to doctor Hommer Crumb

Hommer Crumb

Hommer Crumb

Hommer Crumb

His name doesn’t scream come talk to me

For some reason I’m always paired with a man

They can’t be trusted around a big ass and titties

We talked about everything and nothing at all

I covered my breast really well, the eagle hoodie I wore to every visit was intentional

Frankly I was bored

Therapy doesn’t work for me

I’m convinced my brain is broken and doctors have planted something sinister in my head when I had my tonsils removed when I was 11

Yea, I was 11, maybe 10

That’s when it happen

The thing

The something

It

The incident

Occurrence

The situation

Episode

It was an event

The dirty deed, landmark 

The happening

The ugly  

I just pretend it was a dream 

Something ugly has happened again

Just my fuckin’ luck

I know its altered the thing the doctors planted in my brain when I got my tonsils removed when I was 10 or 11, I may have been 9

They put cha’ta’sleep ya know

4 or 5 maybe 6 doctors who I spate curse words at are convinced I need to talk about it

I mean…

If security wouldn’t have escorted me out the building this time again I may have gotten to it

But they never gave me a chance

I hate therapy

[animalhumanemn]

Sweet Marty, once named Hommer, was a sad puddle of puppy when we took him in. We carried him out of the shelter because he refused to walk. He had been shipped in from Oklahoma, and we don’t know what situation he came from. He cuddled on our couch like he���d never seen a soft place to sleep before. He took naps on us, even after he grew to 50+lbs. Marty had issues with other dogs and strangers but improved with time and professional help. Right now, he’s my 3.5-year-old best running buddy. He’s a thoughtful listener, a good athlete, and a VERY cuddly boy. He was a great traveler when we took the 14+ hour drive to move to Colorado, and now he’s the BEST mountain hiker. We love our boy, and I hope more people choose to adopt dogs like Marty.

—McKenna

[automotiveamerican]

 1930 Ford Model A Coupe "Used By John Dillinger Auctioned

This car was used by John Dillinger, Hommer Van Meter and John Hamilton to get away from Melvin Purvis and 17 other FBI agents that were sent to Little Bohemia, WI on April 22, 1934 to take John Dillinger, dead or alive, by President Roosevelt and J. Edgar Hoover. This was the largest crack down in all of FBI history and most famous incident, it was reported in newspapers all over the U.S. and in…

[adrien-arnulf]

Turn Hommer Simpsons

Animation exercices

10/03/2023

[blindedbypassions]

It's also implied Hommer can hear Skinner thinking this

[monstresdiaboliques]

#hommer simpson

[kiwicam]

Tgc is falling apart. Tanner come home they need youuu

YOU FATBITCH GO HOMMERE

[nocjl]

hommer sinspin