#homestuck spell

[alexsgrimoire]

Equius Strengthen Talent Spell (Taken from @popculturepagan (now deactivated))

Equius admits that his supertroll strength is kind of freakish, and can be inconvenient, but boy does he love being STRONG. He drinks Lusus milk to help him stay STRONG. This spell is designed to help you channel Equius to strengthen your own talent. The idea is to take something about you, a talent or a trait, that makes you unique and make it even more powerful and talented!

What you will need:

A blue thread

Milk (Any kind— Equius prefers whole, but whatever your lusus picks for you is great too! If you are lactose intolerant, soy milk and almond milk are great alternatives.)

A small drinking glass, made of glass.

A Napkin and a Blue Pen

Whatever you need to perform your talent/trait

1. Pour yourself a glass of milk in a small glass drinking cup.

2. Take the blue thread, and very carefully wrap it around the cup. Wrap it around seven times, for luck. As you wrap the thread, think (or say) to yourself:

This is the thread that will bind me. As my talent grows, as my strength grows, let it work for me and never against me. This b100 100p wraps around and keeps me contained.  This is the thread that will bind me.

Put a special emphasis on “blue loop”.

3. Draw the sigil for “Heir of Void” on the napkin in the blue pen and set the glass down on it.

. If you can, put it near a shrine or holy space. Pray quietly.

"This milk nourishes me. Soon I will be at 100 percent. In what I choose to be, I shall be STRONG."

4. Drink the milk. Drink all the milk.

5. Now, practice whatever your talent it— whether it be singing or art or reading or whatever it is— practice it for about 20 minutes. As you do, try to use as much of your body as possible. If you are drawing, move the pen with your whole arm. If its singing, really feel it come from the gut. Emote your feelings in large gestures. Get physical- use your body.  

As you practice, you should feel energized. You should feel like your talent is pouring out of you. Hold on to that feeling as long as you can.

6. When you finish practicing, say or think “I do love being STRONG.” Really let the ‘strong’ rumble in your gut.  If you want to, try to thank Equius for helping you increase you’re figurative strength.

7. Leave the glass, if you can, by your shrine or holy spot. Make sure ants or other bugs can’t get to it. If you want, you can repeat the process of pouring the milk,saying the prayers, drinking the milk and practicing, as many times as you like.  

Every day you repeat the spell, try to hold the glass of milk a little gentler. Maybe hold it with a pinky out, then two fingers out… ex cetra. You are, of course, getting stronger!!

Every day that you drink the milk and practice with your entire body, you should get stronger. Continue the spell for a while and you will surely be a force to reckon with!!

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

"toxic yuri" "toxic yaoi" the children yearn for the kismesissitude

[bloobydabloob]

Been getting into yellow lately

Dirk ranting from Curious cat asks under this cut

Thanks to these people for speaking with me.

[notzawzark]

my once every three weeks gamzee painting. i think about dadzee a lot. he just like me fr fr.

[couterror]

I decided not to draw eridan’s stupid scarf in this (I forgot)

eridan would have a MEAN case of scurvy

[murder-of-seppucrows]

LEARN TO READ WITH LIL CAL! dave stop crying were not reading little red riding hood youre getting the saw wiki for bedtime or nothing

"dude stop shaking its not that hard"

[thatnununguy]

black and white and black and slime <3

[superxstarzz]

i did some math and as it turns out there's a total of 10296 combinations (which is like. a lot). you mentioned earlier that you'd probably just keep making the combos indefinitely until you finish... but that sounds like it'll take a while since there's just SO MANY. do you think you could make some sort of masterpost to keep track of all of the classpect combos? i just keep looking at them and there's so many and it's hard to keep track of all of them, so it'd be nice if there was some easier way to find all of them

oh!!! oh my thats!! that's a lot!! what have I gotten myself into!!! this is DEFINITELY going to take a while, honestly I might graduate hs before I finish :,) So yeah, a masterpost is a great idea!

two main issues though:

I. am so new to tumblr. I have no clue how to make an effective masterpost

the sheer amount of classpect combos and how frequently I add to that seems like way too much to track on a tumblr post!

So! I made something a little different: a masterdoc! it was the best thing I could come up with that's convenient and easy to update. It's basically a glorified checklist, but hey, it gets the job done!

Here's the link!!

[dubiouslycanon]

Art block got me, but nothing can hold be back from Dirks fine ass.

[alexandergenesis]

Writing didn't work out so.... redraw that looked more shippy in my head it is

[badlydrawnroachstuck]

can Dave and Dirk hit the boogie and dance

Dirk: no. Dave: awe c'mon man Dave: do a little dance Dave: just a small little boogie Dirk: not happening.

Roxy: awee cmon dirkk Roxy: u dont wanna b a... Dirk: don't say it. Roxy: tigth aaasssss Dave: oooo you dont wanna be a tight ass man

Dave & Roxy: c'moooon :D

Dirk: fine.

[cringefail-clown]

"so, are you ever going to write that ult!kankri fic?" yes. yes i will. im writing it right now actually.

enjoy the beginning of a lenghty dream sequence that takes a turn for the worse for dirk. kankris a cunning son of a gun in this one.

(when i figure out how to actually code all of this shit on ao3 its over for yall)

[goblinpartyy]

fef 38)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts three bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasnt looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself 

KANAYA: “Oh My Gog…I Have So Many…” 

DAVE: and put all five of them in her backpack

[cobwebears]

[insufferable-homestuck]

some alpha dave cause of @vintagegamebro 's drawings