#homestuck bard

[superxstarzz]

aaaalrighty redesign 1/6: The Antithesis!!! complete with every combo that was done with the old design

[ogdegenerate]

HOMESTUCK CLASSES EXPLAINED… badly

WITCHES: the aspect’s personal bitch until they decide it’s their turn to top

HIERS: the aspect’s poorly disguised self insert with unnecessary amounts to plot armor

MAGES: gets traumatized by their hyper-fixation for plot reasons

SEERS: HOLY SHIT ITS TIRESIAS FROM THE ODYSSEY!!!!

PRINCES: aspect-phobic crusaders with anger issues who makes hating this broad concept their entire personality

BARDS: green aura and flies taken to its most lethal state.

MAIDS: don’t you hate it when you try to put on the fitted sheet on the bed but the corners keep getting loose?

SYLPHS: your fairy god mother who has no sense of personal space and consent

THIEVES: [This description has 8een stolen 8y the thief of light ::::)]

ROUGES: the communist party your government warned you about

KNIGHTS: when you mask so hard it becomes your superpower

PAGES: IM A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK 🎸🎸🎸

[aqualiems]

Trollsona is a bard of heart except I changed the outfit bcs its fucking ugly

[adjective-dirk-daily]

Day 7

My friend IRL wanted to make other people suffer with his class (bard) so here you go.

[emperor-of-blood]

Do you think you could find a classpect for the immortal snail? Also hi, been a while since your last post, how are you?

Hello! I've been good! Very busy with life. Got my first big kid job after grad school, got a girlfriend, life is going well! Just very busy lol. How're you doing? It's also been a while since I've gotten an ask from you lol.

So. The Immortal Snail. This has got to be about the hypothetical Snail that is immortal, out to get you, and instantly kills you if it touches you, right? I think there's a few different variations of this scenario but they all involve that + some instant reward in exchange for taking on this assassin, right? I feel like I've heard one version that includes the snail periodically teleporting too.

But anyways this is a pretty simple character to analyze, which always makes me lean towards an Heir. Not to say that Heirs can't have nuance of course, but more that if you boiled each class down as much as possible, I think Heir is probably the most intact at that final stage. If that makes any sense. I'd also consider a Bard here, or maybe a Prince.

Light is a pretty obvious aspect here, but I'd also consider Void. Bard of Void is pretty interesting. I think I like that!

So Bard of Void:

One who invites destruction through [Void]/one who lacks [Void]

Popping into existence from nowhere, and as a snail of all things. It brings along with it great wealth, which ties into the absence of Void part. You suddenly live a very wealthy life! How exciting. But then one day, it suddenly ends. No warning. It's just over. Because a snail touched you! You really thought you sealed that jar well but apparently, something happened. Or maybe nothing happened. Nothing you could notice anyways.

[botanicalcanopus]

a time player's timestop can have different interpretations

while for maids and sylphs they would be giving time to themselves or others, for princes and bards they would be cutting down time from the enemy

Yep, or at least how I see it. The best way to visualize it is like this: Maid/Sylph: think of how Aradia trapped Jack in a time pause to give others time. We/others can obviously see something is paused and inmoving. Prince/Bard: It be more like an instant thing since the time is literally destroyed. The object/person the time magic is used on will either age before everyone's eyes or will reference/finish an action that has no purpose/target anymore. It would feel kinda like how you feel like 2020 was like last year but really its been a 4 year gap.

[takendruid]

Those goddamn Violet bloods and their bards

[lesboygamzee]

everytime i see something about how homestuck is like Influential Queer Media its always about how dave transed thousands of tboys genders and not how half the comic was driven by lesbians or how vriska is like the joker for trans women . come on now

[skaianetfiles]

DAY 14

[nictelsm]

Imagine if they came outta the panels

[shoehorn-with-teeth]

lived my evil gremlin BDE capricorn clown fantasy at katsu today

[superxstarzz]

polluter of calm?

here you go!

[cgtg]

HEART PLAYERZ ONLY

as with the prev polls: if you consider multiple, i suggest going for the one u feel aligned with currently/most often, which one u wanna represent in a poll like this, whichever has the most compelling role/narrative, whatever works for U. classpecting is very subjective, and fluid for a lot of people.

i actively encourage discussion in the replies of what your class and aspect mean to u. simple or lengthy, i wanna hear it :J

excluding master classes bc no space for em, sorry.

for those who cant vote: i’d appreciate u passing the poll along. also, i’ll likely post updates throughout the week on how it’s going so everyone can have a peek inside. thank u

[dwoodledip]

The group chat has Homestuck brainrot and I am not immune.

So did some quick God Tier designs for Ophelia and Dusty. Opehlia was assigned Bard of Void and Dusty was assigned Thief of Heart by a friend because I was too lazy to research it myself.

Had fun designing the God Tier fits and taking the canon outfits and interpreting in my way and my style.

[starlit1daydream]

Dipper Pines is a Dersite Heir of Mind

Mabel Pines is a Prospitian Witch of Heart

Stanley Pines is a Prospitian Thief of Void

Stanford Pines is a Dersite Mage of Light

Soos Ramirez is a Prospitian Page of Life

Wendy Corduroy is a Dersite Knight of Time

Fiddleford McGucket is a Prospitian Bard of Light

Gideon Gleeful is a Dersite Prince of Space

Pacifica Northwest is a Dersite Maid of Rage

Bill Cipher is a Prospitian Lord of Mind

[v-t-holmes-arts]

damn you people really liked the hs-style sprites i drew for them

here's something just slightly more high quality: left to right they're a prince of heart, sylph of blood, knight of void, page of life and bard of heart