#homemade shitpost

[consumer-of-moss]

Hyeheheh I made shitposts :3

^The message in question

Verrrry importiant

[kaffeekatze]

i am incredibly late making this joke

[thatautisticlesbian]

[owlfromthemeadow]

@scrawnym4

[faradayke]

is this harrow the ninth?

[unnamed-proxy]

(All of them are freaky)

[fishareglorious]

Jessica is on the chat, she's just too busy asking Blonney what 'gay' means.

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

[roseofhybrids]

Sips hot chocolate

If Tessa were actually still alive and not being used as a fursuit. We could've had her telling Uzi embarrassing stories from when N, V, and J were living in the manor

like a mom embarrassing her teen children at the family function with stories from when they were little kids (but like, combined with those times when your older relatives casually bring up traumatic incidents you've never heard of like it's nothing)

well on the bright side, Khan could still do the reverse with stories about Uzi

[i-eat-mold]

i would rather die than stay up late to do schoolwork but today it’s 3:04AM and i just finished baking a batch of cookies for my best friend (no chocolate chips, lots of brown sugar, just how she likes it) and a fresh brew of coffee (moka, some milk, a lot of sugar, just how she likes it) because im picking her up early tomorrow morning and it’s gonna be cold and rainy and i know she’s not gonna make herself breakfast, so i’ll give those to her in the car. and maybe that’s what love and life are actually about.

that and really big titties. long live those

[lia404]

The way this idiot just pulls out the card out of nowhere. He even shows his empty hand before.

When he's tired of hacking/playing whatever-his-deal-is-with-his-daddy-issues-and-guilt-complex, Ryoken Kogami spends time in his stupid boat teaching himself magic tricks just for the sake of being even more needlessly extra.

[kaffeekatze]

went thru old chat logs and got reminded that i created this some years ago

[bulkheadbignaturals]

Good afternoon Bulkhead nation I’m tumblr user bulkheadbignaturals coming to you live with only the biggest of naturals and the realest of Bulkhead transformers content

[bolszaja-miedwedica]

"so he's that type of boyfriend" but it's just Apollo getting excited over me cooking

[itzrachanioushere]

Made four pins for my backpack today!

Fandoms on the pins:

-Fnaf

-Sally face

-happy tree friends

[dragonanon]

Moving to Unova with your team and Koraidon after graduating from Naranja Academy, and being quickly labeled as the “cool and mysterious badass biker chick” that rides an exotic motorcyclesque Pokémon through the streets of Nimbasa city.

This is the initial impression of you the Submas have when you first meet. This notion is quickly proven to be false upon them both arriving at your house just in time to watch you ask Koraidon “Boo-boo wan sammich??” in a silly voice, and repeating the question in an ever increasing amount of silliness each time Koraidon screeches in affirmation and excitedly shuffles his feet.

They ask you on a date that same night lmao.