#squid sillyposting

[bulkheadbignaturals]

Good afternoon Bulkhead nation I’m tumblr user bulkheadbignaturals coming to you live with only the biggest of naturals and the realest of Bulkhead transformers content

[cvttletavi]

I’m js gonna post it bc I’m never finishing this *cutely gives up*

[mmmeso]

THE GREAT SQUIZARD-

beware his salty sorcery...

[projectsquid]

Hi sillies! I finally made unami’s file! I changed quite a bit of her gimmicks here so don’t be confused! :3

Z-30 THE SIREN

Z-30, “the siren” real name: Unami Lyra, is to not be interacted with unless needed. Z-30 has been found to be extremely clever with tricking staff or expendables into walking into their own deaths, using her voice and hypnotic patterns. Z-30 quickly made her escape when the scientists taking care of her took off their headphones and exposed their ears. She quickly took advantage of the short window and immediately began the hypnosis, eventually causing the scientists to pass out, the scientists was luckily spared for unknown reason but the keycard was stolen and also some of their jewelry reportedly. Z-30 has seemed to take immense interest in shiny objects which could be used to distract them. Z-30 hid under the water of the cargo ship docks for an unknown amount of time until the shutdown, now she wanders mostly still underwater but sometimes on land, most of the time looking for trinkets or expendables to steal trinkets from.

Z-30 is an experimental creature in a recent attempt to give staff more inhuman features as a way to boost strength and endurance. Z-30 is a mix of giant squid, bobtail squid, cuttlefish, and leaf sheep. Z-30 is known for its unique voice gaining its codename “the siren” Z-30s voice can cause extreme nausea, panic attacks, or fainting. Z-30s cleverness combined with the hypnosis and voice causes a very lethal combination. It’s been reported to use the voice to convince expendables to hurt & attack others and themselves, or sometimes even just tricking them to walk straight into death. The cuttlefish DNA comes in with the hypnosis. Cuttlefish are known to flicker or flash their skins patterns as a way to hypnotize or hunt prey, which carries on into z-30’s experiments.

Z-30 has been reported to be deathly afraid of the dark, reasons are unknown but because of this it tends to carry a flashlight wherever it goes. Z-30 has also been found to keep the bodies of the dead, most say they keep them as trophies, but we can’t be sure. Z-30s ink has been noted to be extremely poisonous, shooting form it mouth the corrosiveness can cause extreme damage to human skin and sometimes even metal.

Unami Lyra was sent to jail on accounts of repeatedly stealing and threatening someone’s life’s, she was chosen for experiments on account of her abnormal tallness and stature.

[chicken-scratch-sketchbook]

Silly squid!

[interstellar-zompyr]

I love interactions like this !! clip from a couple month ago x3 !!

[autism-corner]

FUCKING FINALLY

[godssilliestgirl]

I can't wait for the day we figure out how to keep animals from the deepest parts of the ocean in aquariums. It'd be so cool to traumatize children by dragging them along to go look at the bigfin squid exhibit. How long do you think it'll be before a billionaire tries keeping a giant squid as a pet?

[angelbeatz555]

i accidentally glitched on this pole and started levitating

[octahedral-chaos]

Do your thing Tumblr.

(For context, everyone is like, a Squid but roughly humanoid in this au)

[cvttletavi]

RABBIT HOLE REFERENCE!

[mmmeso]

people seem to love this crusty crackpot so there's definitely going to be more of him

[cvttletavi]

He has eyes now

[mmmeso]

Theres just nothing better than silly squid people

[cvttletavi]

I made a guy, he doesn’t get the privilege of eyes yet, but he will soon

Maybe I don’t know if I’m motivated enough to do that actually