#holy shit..

[witchinatree]

*inspired by a post from @butzenscheibe

i hope everyone from the magnus archives exists in the magnus protocols

i hope jude perry has a fear of fire

i hope dekker and gertrude are librarian coworkers

i hope breekon and hope are just two normal mailmen

i hope eric mary and gerry are an average family

i hope helen and michael are doing their respective pre-spiral careers (NOT the magnus institute for michael)

i hope the montauks are a happy family (no missing mothers)

i hope everyone we've come to hate/love is just a normal person. unaffected by the horrors and tragedies. i hope each and every avatar can live the lives they deserved to have before it was taken from them.

[bear-cubs-art-things]

My heart is in a constant cycle of exploding and being abnormally normal

[fishcop]

dude how do you have access to my medical records

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[justalilpearlie]

im very interested in romance actually

But im glad this is a universal experience

Holy shit wait this is wolfythewitch.. /vpos

Uhm anyways as i was saying. More husband tie-tying. Yeah.

@raccoon-loves my. my wifehusband thing <3

Not interested in romance but I need a husband so I can learn to tie his tie with increasing difficulty while a grainy YouTube tutorial plays in the background, his laughter filling up the room as I slowly lose my mind

[axel-ambassador]

Bruh did I just get clocked wtf

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

[ottobooty]

LMAAAAAOOOO

[specterthief]

so crunchyroll is fucking evil

[storywonker]

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[wouas]

Beasts - 19x15 cm paper, ballpoint pen

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[isagaiia]

jayce is so greedy smh

[hairscare]

me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds