#holy shit man this is crazy

[offical-firefox-nightly]

So I decided to start playing infinite craft today because I remembered it's existence

Look at all of these first discoveries I have made

Which is your favorite so far

[wolfythewitch]

Why'd he have to get crucified :( he should have been at the club

[abueloier]

i think i've never seen anyone manage to corner cucurucho the way tubbo did

yeah, people have tried to get information out of cucurucho time and time again!! but since he's so vague no one really manages to get the upper hand in the situation. they end up going in circles, getting cornered themselves or just giving up. but this time? oh not even saying CLASSIFIED :] will save you from tubbo getting that dammed info

[soup--champ]

“…i wish i could’ve been that someone you needed to not be alone anymore.”

[charrfie]

Spamton cares so much about other people and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't

[soars22]

Phil: oh, I’m not that good at lore and rp, I’m just going to run away and ignore it.

Also Phil: improvs some of the most gut-wrenching lore at the drop of a hat that absolutely wrecks the entire fandom

Phil: anyway, here’s the funny outro!

[definitelynotshouting]

YOU'RE TELLING ME GRIAN SAYS THE WORDS "MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE THE HOTGUY TRAINING COURSE" AND IM NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK OF A HOMOEROTICALLY CHARGED TRAINING MONTAGE BETWEEN HOTGUY AND HIS NEW SIDEKICK????? YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS FOR REAL???? FOR REAL????? FOR REAL????? FOR R

[zeb-z]

Foolish taking the time to consider the power in his hands, thinking over what the consequences will be and who he’s going to accuse. Remembering what Cellbit had said to him in Purgatory - we are not fish - and believing he understood what that implies. Talking briefly with Bad, who’s willing to take the fall. Leaving it up to chaos, returning to the room in Cellbit’s castle and flipping a coin. Saying it wouldn’t have mattered if he had used a coin or marbles or any other method, “destiny arrives all the same.” The coin landing face up, cementing Cellbit’s fate.

The Ordem Paranormal: Calamidade music in the background as he looks at the coin and deliberates: Escolha Errada - Wrong Choice.

[ace-apple]

man i think the fact that theyre not very good at pvp makes it so much cooler in context of like. canon. these guys left isolated to save the children they havent seen since the bomb went off and are just desperate for ANYTHING anything at all and all they can do is kill at this point theres nothing else to do here. and their movements are uncoordinated at best and that fucking eye is talking to them again and what else could they possible do. what else WOULD they do???

[decalcominia]

“what should we do? what do you wanna do?” I was flabbergasted, I was gagged, I was dumbfounded, I was bamboozled

[adhbombus]

I love the running gag that’s Norm just does some crazy shit and then Doof is like a “damn really? I gotta read that instruction manual “and norms like “Yes you should.:)”

[itsalwaysforyou]

jay not asking coach about letting lonnie onto the team bc he doesn’t want to do anything coach might disagree with…….

[everlastiingiimmortals]

good morning, just saw the most braindead complaints on twitter from people discovering that the alliance is not actually this paragon of goodness that they deluded themselves into believing, and mourning the fact that the astral express seems to be the only "good" faction, so i think i'm starting my day off alright

[beautifully-lumpy]

words cannot even begin to express how much i adore this man

[friendlyorange]

Did anyone else find the relationship between lawrence and adam in saw insanely homoerotic or was that just me like two men covered in blood who have every reason not to trust each other but do??? Coming together in a bloody embrace? Adam saying “dont leave me” as lawrence goes to get help? Lawrence saying “I wouldn’t lie to you”?????? Hello????

[zeb-z]

ok but rubius has to have had it the worst out of them all, he was kicked out of literal heaven, and then immediately got sent to an island literally called Purgatory. he’s mortal for maybe 10 minutes before he’s shuffled onto a train that takes him to an arena in super mega hell where he has to survive an island that wants to kill him, and also hunt people for sport. like that’s batshit insane