#holy shit it's already been a year
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alice-the-demon · 1 year ago
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Happy 1st anniversary to the craziest game I've seen in my 21 years span 🥳
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a-flickering-soul · 2 years ago
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OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
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wizardinahole · 3 months ago
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Everyone say thank you Andy Robinson and Alexander Siddig
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outofcontextbokumono · 4 months ago
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thefakehedgehogaroundhere · 9 months ago
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happy birthday to these fucking rats
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sandstworm · 11 months ago
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liquid lizard
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jade-len · 3 months ago
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never fall in love with a 5'3 skinny nerdy twink with glasses that frame his beautiful brown eyes and dorky silly expression when you ask about his favorite characters from a piece of media you could really care less about but you don't mind because his adorable gummy smile is enough to brighten your entire day and his tendency to actively hate-read terrible works and rant about it to you is so endearing it makes your heart swell and speaking of hearts his own is too stupid and compassionate and too big for his own good and it's so confusing every time you hold your throbbing chest because you can't tell if you want to scrub away the memory of his voice or cling onto that feeling where he held you so lovingly for the first time and with tears pouring down your eyes made you realize, "oh. i can be loved." he will destroy you btw.
...in binghe's words, obviously.
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inexplicably-spookified · 6 months ago
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time flies!!! damn!!!
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fiona-fififi · 13 days ago
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The awkwardness of the goodbye scene really gets me. Like, these two men who know one another so well, who been one another's primary support system for so long, who have watched one another break and hurt and literally die, are standing in front of one another, unsure of how to say goodbye.
And that just. feels big.
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reallapiscake12 · 3 months ago
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idfk i was bored and got the idea of like Elsen fusion/hybrid abominations with spectres and whatever
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it's not very good at walking or standing up, only really thriving in parts of Alma unihabitated by Troquantaries
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manglam-marfach · 1 year ago
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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lmaster37 · 5 days ago
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man ngl i am STALLING in my cosmere reread right now. low-key i think it's because as long as i don't read wind and truth, there still exists a beautiful perfect version of it in my head where shakadolin become canon and i am simply not ready to give that up
(other reasons include: as long as i don't reread rhythm of war, teft is Alive and Well; no version of the kaladin&szeth roadtrip can possibly be as disastrous as the one i am imagining; kaladin continues to exist in a gorgeous quantum state where i can picture him swearing or not swearing the fifth ideal in a way which builds on his character arc, and one of those possibilities is going to get disproven.
prime reason to finally get around to is that i miss these characters so fucking much. your honour i love them. i think about them at least once a week. i have talked about them with my sibling for hours and hours and hours. i am forcing my sister's godfather and my mom to read all the cosmere books. i adore them.)
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astray-anomaly · 1 year ago
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It was a beautiful warm day.. the sun’s light leaking through the trees leaves onto the forest floor. The forest was quiet and peaceful. Only sounds were the morning birds singing, the soft rustling of leaves as they blew in the wind, and the gentle sound of the river…
Sirius sat by the river.. it was a place to escape from everything else… They stared down at their reflection in the clear water but all they saw was red…
Despite everything, they will never be able to escape one thing… and that was today…
…Happy Birthday Sirius
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crookedtines · 4 months ago
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Communicating with medical staff is its own special circle of hell. Do they even read your messages before they respond??? This can't just be my set of doctors, can it?
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fakecats · 21 days ago
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why is there so much good fanfic/fanart in the bsd fandom it actually feels like im being shot 50000000 times
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ehh-is-the-name · 7 days ago
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The Prussialings
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