#holy f u c k that is him.

[peppermint-whiskers]

WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

WHEN YOU CAN BE A

[[BIG SHOT!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

[cherry-bomb-ships]

ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING

[witchwhaat]

gonna watch men fs now, pray for my sanity🫡

[syl-stormblessed]

every time i think i start liking jezal he goes and does something so embarrassingly stupid and vain that it makes me want to die

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Okay okay but consider this

Mammon has just met MC their """"demon"""" attendant who is confident and competent and dangerous and protective and funny and who is kind and caring and there for him, who listens to him when he's upset and comes when he calls, no questions asked and who holds his hand when he's scared

So of course, he falls hopelessly in love with them almost instantly. How could he resist? Could you resist?

And he's never been in love before or had any sort of relationship before, what with the celestial realm and most of its angels being as strict as they are. And he says he previously had no interest in humans

So this is the first time he can explore what he likes and they're confident and competent and dangerous and protective and remember how flustered he gets when MC says they'll protect him in the first dame event, or how he asks them to tell him what to do next when they have sex for the first time in S2????

And you know how Mammon loves with his entire goddamned being

Anyway Mammon's gonna develop a very specific type and some very specific kinks

And then MC's gonna return to the present and Mammon's gonna forget them but remember their presence and keep the impact of their existence in the past - meaning whatever they did will remain that way (eg: encouraging Lucifer to hide Goldie in the fridge) like what happened in s3

Anyway cut to like 5000 years later and Lucifer's dumped some random human on his lap and he really doesn't wanna do this shit and HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS HUMAN EXACTLY HIS TYPE AND MEETING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS KINKS WHAT THE F U C K

[shinestarhwaa]

SAN NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

San is super sweet and gentle to his lover after sex, he'll ask a thousand times if they need anything and hold them in his big, strong arms.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

I think we all know it can only be one thing and that is the 🍑. San loves your ass, and will touch it the entire day long, sexually or just out of love (or if he wants to be annoying).

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

Sannie loves to cum inside you and breed you like the good pet that you are-

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He loves your ass and wants to fuck it (even if he knows you won't let him, he'll still think about it cuz he be obsessed)

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I think San has some experience. I don't know if his bodycount is necissarily high but with the ones he did have sex with he's done a lot with soooo

F - Favourite position

Doggy style/reverse cowgirl🍑

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

This depends on the mood cuz he can be a little silly sometimes but more often than not he's serious about sexytime.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

He's either completely bare or he trims it for you. I cannot decide.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

San is super intimate, even if it's not about sex. He's very loving and will initiate gentle touches, naked cuddling, bathing together etc.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

Bit more than average? 4/5 times a week? 6? 7? I don't know, it might depend on how his mood is but I think he's fairly horny most of the time lmao and he might go twice in a row-

K - Kink

San loves spanking, he wants his hands on you all the time but he won't mind a spanking if he's subby himself either👀

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

The bedroom allows him to be most comfortable so probably that but he enjoys fooling around in the shower a lot.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

Nothing's as good as the feeling of you getting more aroused.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He will NOT have sex with his family in the house. His family is holy and he will not stand the chance he'd get caught.

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's fairly skilled in oral and loves to give but I would say it's 50/50 because he wants his mouth on himself everyday.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

He's usually more on the fast and rough side, he'll grope you everywhere to hold you in place and ruin you.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

He's more a fan of long sessions but once in a while he doesn't mind it.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

Is a bit shy about trying new things so you might have to lead a little in that, but he's open minded.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Lasts quite long, at least 3 rounds I'd say. Even if he gets tired he'll still wanna prove his strength to you.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

I think he's the type to use toys on himself rather than on his partner (but he would occasionally! He just prefers to do the work himself). He might own a fleshlight or a dildo/vibrator if he is into that

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He's a tease but he cannot last long. He gives in too easily.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Okay no cuz San can get pretty loud. Be it dirty talk or moans, groans, grunts and all the other animalistic noises escaping his mouth.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

San has you naked over his lap as he orders you to count the slaps he's giving your ass. It's slowly turning red and it's starting to hurt but the vibrator inside you and the willpower to make Sanie proud of you gets you going. "That's it baby? Number 10 already, aren't you such a good pet for me?"

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

He's average to a bit bigger than average (I can't decide but this is based on a set of pics I've seen of him not wearing underwear under his sweats lol) but he's definitely thick and girthy.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

Honestly, he probably has the highest sexdrive out of all the members. Even in regular videos or videos from tour theres a hint of sexual tension or arousal.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

If he's done multiple rounds he'll fall asleep quite fast but he'll make sure that you're okay first, even if he's already half asleep.

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[ashertickler]

aster.

asher with tattoos and piercings aAAAAA

[whimsical-roasting]

Any hc on Jamie in bed? 😅 x

fuck yes, thank you for asking

i have so many and i have problems keeping it short but oh god jamie in bed (its too long, i've cut some and it doesn't make logical sense)

he's clearly experienced - babes he's a famous footballer who used to be hella prick-ish.. he was f u c k i n g

i like to think since yall have intimacy and some emotional connection that the kisses aren't all fast and sloppy... they start off deep and slow. you on your back and him on top of you, between your legs. it gets more passionate and heated - he's the type to bite your bottom lip and suck on your tongue (same, its a goat makeout move)

he'll pull away and you're lifting your head, tryna follow his lips. he just chuckles kinda smug about how bad you want him

i'm someone who's super sensual so i like thinking about holding his face and peppering open mouth kissing all over - cheek, temple, chin, adam's apple... he loves it, it's soft lovin but it gets him going

he's so fucking hot man...he works out and trains so hard and you can SEE the fruits of his labour. and you're appreciating those fruits by giving open mouth kisses and letting your tongue lick up his body.. it makes him shiver a bit, and you grin against his stomach

I LIKE TO BELIEVE HE'S INTO BODY WORSHIP. he would fucking LOVE kissing down your body, your arms, your thighs with this kinda devotion holy fuck

obviously you're worshipping his body...look at him..

the kind to slide down to have his face between your legs, essentially making out with your inner thighs and your head just falls back

he'd love to press and dig his fingers into your thighs, they're SO soft and malleable and he loves the way its his fingers digging into your thighs because you're his

the man is def possessive, i can imagine hickeys all over your chest

spreads you open and cocky chuckle "you're soakin love, for me?" "all mine huh?"

he gives good fucking head oh my god, and his fingers would twist inside of you. he'd pull them out and use those same slicked up fingers to massage your inner thigh as he suctions onto your clit

i most definitely think he'd give praise and i bet he eats up getting praised

he's good at dirty talk too... the kind to be doing strokes in missionary and your face gives away how good it feels so he plays dumb "right there, baby? just like that? you like that?" and you just whine, nodding desperately...he eats it up

he likes being close to you and seeing your face.. you straddling him and his face in your titties while you kiss his forehead??? perfect. he can die happy now.

i think the cocky lil shit would love doing backshots in front of a mirror, his hand around your throat..."look at us, sweetheart"

he enjoys it slow and deep with his face in your neck and he's groaning, whining and cussing

alternatively, he loves it rough and fast too, when you're like all like "holy fuck fuck fuck, please jamie PLEASE" - MAN he goes harder.. the walls need to SHAKE with the sound of you cheering for him

i could go on forever but LASTLY (for now), can we imagine pls sitting him in front of a mirror and sliding between his legs to give him head? him looking down at you, your pretty eyes looking up at him with his dick in your mouth!! and he just closes his eyes and groans, and you whisper, voice hoarse from taking him in your throat "look at yourself, handsome, so good for me" and his eyes flutter open to catch his reflection

his cheeks red, and your head bobbing and "so good for me" just repeats in his head and he'd get all whiney, his hands tangled into your head. i like to believe he's cute and needy and thrusts into your mouth when he hears all the slurpy sounds you make around him

[soukokumychildren]

Short stories part two in comin' guys! Idk how much I've made since the last one, so here goes-

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Chuuya: I can't fuckin' hear ya! Kunikida: Well, fine, I'll come clos- Chuuya: IM TOO BUSY NOT LISTENIN' TO YA

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Tachihara: My disguise is flawless! Chuuya: Oh yeah? does not know who this guy is What does it look like? Tachihara: brandishes his signature band-aid Chuuya: Raises brow Tachihara: puts it on Chuuya: jumps like a cat HOLY SHI--TACHIHARA?! WHERE IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID YOU COME FRO-

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(Chuuya doesn't like people touching him)

Chuuya: choking on carrots Someone random: I know the heimlich, I know how to help! Chuuya: frantically yelps NO! dies

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Fukuzawa: All I ask is for you to hug them. Chuuya: looks frantically at Shin (I will not give them the high and mighty title of Soukoku) Y-you're kidding. Awkward chuckle. Fukuzawa: Fatherly raise-eyebrow look. Chuuya: Eheheh…eheh…oh come on… Also Chuuya: Slowly looks to Shin and specifically looks at Akutagawa Atsushi: Awkwardly raises arms Chuuya: Stumbles over, tries to raise his arms to hug them both and pulls away last second Nope. Nope. Can't do this. I'd rather vomit. I actually can't look at his face. Jogs over to where Dazai was while watching from the side-lines Dazai: Chicken. Chuuya: Oh shut up, dumbass. You would have killed them had they touched me. Hiss.

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Dazai: Wanna see a magic trick? Chuuya: takes a moment before he understands Oh shit- Atsushi: OOh, sure! Dazai: grabs Chuuya before the avian can escape Guys, c'mere!~ Chuuya: DAZAI NO-DON'T YOU DARE YOU SWORE TO ME- Kunikida, Ranpo, Kenji and Yosano: Wander over grudgingly except for Kenji Chuuya: Fuck fuck fuck fuck let me go- writhing and flapping his wings but iTS NO USE Dazai: Watch, guys. Scratches the back of Chuuya's ear Chuuya: Takes a few seconds of silence but then bursts into a ball of aggressive purring Yosano: Oh my god. Kenji: ✨ 0 ✨ Kunikida: O_O Ranpo: Trying so hard not to laugh Atsushi: QMQ W-w-wh-wha- Dazai: Tehdahh!! Chuuya: Fuck--purrr---you shitty--purrrrr--DAZAI--PURRR somehow gets away with wings flapping in his wake as he runs to the bathroom Also Chuuya: Oh my---purrr---fucking god. That shitass promis-purrr..purrr.. F u c k. I'ma revoke the keeping him alive policy, I--purr--swear to GOD-

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Chuuya: "Fuuuuuck you." Dazai: "Fuck you!" Chuuya: "Fuck me, then, coward!" Dazai: "Sure thing you needy little shit!"

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Bram: There used to be a plethora of werewolves during my time. Such things were most common.

Chuuya: …Hmmmm. I can kinda like…get you something as close to a werewolf as I can.

Bram: Please do, I'd be most grateful. It has felt like a millenia since I've last encountered such a common kind that seems so terribly uncommon in these parts.

Chuuya: Disappears, and from the distance: Yo, Atsushi!

Also Chuuya: drags Atsushi by the scruff back to Bram and throws him on the ground like a sack of potatoes Here he is. He's more of a cat though, really. But he's still got the moon shit goin' on.

Bram: This pathetic mongrel? Looks mildly disappointed

Chuuya: Yeahhh, I know. This guy sucks, but he still got the semi-werewolf going on.

Bram: Do you perhaps have anything more than this…creature?

Chuuya: Er..unfortunately….no.

Atsushi: …I have ears, you know. Still on the ground

Chuuya: Pretend you don't and let the adults keep talking.

Atsushi & Bram: …

Atsushi: Screw this. Sits up and walks away

Chuuya: grabs him by the scruff again He's just a tad stubborn. If he turns into a full tiger under the full moon, do you think that'll help?

Bram: Sigh I suppose…there's certainly only one way to find out.

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Dazai: Addressing Chuuya’s parents your son calls me daddy too ^^ Chuuya: DAZAI WHAT THE FUCK—

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C: Don't make this worse. D: Define worse-

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Chuuya: You’re bullshitting me so hard right now. Dazai: …. Chuuya: claps hands great, when do we start?

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Chuuya: a cowboy? Eh…I’m not big on riding horses. Dazai: but you’re big on riding me? Chuuya: huh? Dazai: Stupid shit eating mischievous look Chuuya: gets it oh—OH FUCK YOU—

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(Opinon: This one is shit)

Chuuya: tries making a nest Dazai: not helping Chuuya: Dazai, ya ass, come here and help! Dazai: but I’m disabledddd Chuuya: oh fuck off. We’ll see how disabled ya are when I make you carry all the shit we’re gonna get from the store. Dazai: blinks since when are we going to a store? Chuuya: since now. Get the fuck moving. 20 minutes later at a department store (I think)

Dazai: Y’know, you remind me of the stereotype I heard on the internet. Chuuya: mmmm? Dazai: where women have a knack for comfort in bed, so they have an exorbanatly large amount of pillows and blankets? Chuuya: comes close and hisses Ain’t my fault that I’m half dragon and in need of a nest! Fuck off about the subject or so help me, damnit!

….so the nest was built afterward, and Dazai served timeout in the corner for 20 minutes instead of snuggling with Chuuya in his new nest

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Chuuya: twittering Dazai: listens to him and knows he's saying something but doesn't know what Atsushi: joins on the conversation, growling and snarling to Chuuya Chuuya: twitters and whistles back Dazai, feeling jealous: You guys have a secret language now!? No fair!!

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(Part 2 kinda)

C: Starts twittering to Atsushi A: Growls back to him to start the conversation A few minutes later…. C: Gasps and comes out of animal speak "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" A: "Nuh uh!" D: Quickly comes in and grabs Chuuya before he could whack the shit out of Atsushi C: "LEMME GO!" D: "Chuuya calm down-" C: "That mother fucker is going to FEEL MY WRATH-"

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D: I'm gonna fuck you, Chuuya. C: You mean fuckin' kill me, right? D: …. :) C: You…mean fuckin' kill me….right?

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Chuuya to Dazai: Here, hold this gives him his gloves and ring Chuuya: Goes over to Clthulu HEY SQUIDDY! Clthulu: Turns around by jamming its tentacles into the earth and spinning its massive body towards Chuuya Chuuya: I hope you glued those tentacles on tight. Oh grantors of dark disgrace, do not wake me again. Corruption insues

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Chuuya: I identify as an asshole. Grins and puts hands on hips Dazai: And I identify as the dick. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: Gets it OH YOU DICK- Dazai: Case in point ;D

-- That's caught up to the most recent ones! Enjoy :))

[erinptah]

cptdanversbiggestfan reblogged spudly0 1m ago

sowl Follow 14h ago

HOLY FUCK HAVE WE ALL SEEN THIS

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY F U C K

#superhero tag #Moon Knights #screaming crying throwing things

gnu-tony-stark Follow 13h ago

Someone from Jewish tumblr please translate for the rest of us??

mishegascleo Follow 11h ago

So it's a TikTok (from the official Moon Girl account, don't think she and the Moon Knights are actually affiliated, but I guess they team up sometimes?) of a Moon Knight saying a long paragraph that basically boils down to "don't be a jerk on the internet."

The reason Jewish Tumblr is flipping out about it is, this 1-minute video is packed with bits of Yiddish and Hebrew. Some highlights:

mishegas = insanity, craziness, wackiness

geneivat da'at = lying or misrepresenting something, literally "stealing knowledge"

kvetching = complaining

mitzvah = a commandment, specifically a good deed that Jewish people are commanded to do

schmuck = a dick, in both the literal and figurative senses

lashon hara = callout culture (no seriously, it's when you spread bad news about people that's factually accurate, but you're not doing it to help anyone or improve a situation, you're just reveling in the drama)

mishpocheh = family, including chosen family

And he uses them all right! And he's talking so fast, but the pronunciation is spot-on. There's no acCENT on the wrong sylLABle. Even if someone else wrote it for him, he wouldn't be that casually fluid if this wasn't a mode he was already used to talking in.

ORTHODOX MOON KNIGHT IS JEWISH, Y'ALL. And not a new convert (this is not a dig at converts, you are loved and valid!), but someone who grew up in a community that talked like this. My heart.

#superhero stuff tag #Moon Knights #the others aren't in the video but he implies they're Jewish too #this is the least important thing about all this but-- #it is officially kosher to call them Orthodox and Reform now #see what I did there

mishegascleo Follow 6h ago

Seeing a whole lot of schmucks in the replies going "no ACTUALLY he pronounced such-and-such wrong."

Well, I am here to tell you that Jewish people are found in all different regions and cultures! What you are hearing is a specific accent, not "pronouncing things wrong." Hope that helps!

#not gonna try to pin down the exact accent #that feels uncomfortably close to doxxing #let's just say I know a few people who pronounce stuff EXACTLY the same way #and leave it at that

allthegoodthorfanblogsweretaken Follow 2h ago

Ok but if they ARE confirmed Jewish, doesn't that make it INCREDIBLY problematic for them to be working for an Egyptian god? Like is this really the representation we should be excited about??

spudly0 Follow 46m ago

real people cannot be bad representation of their own identities you walnut

[cardis-tricycle]

This is my Roman empire

[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

NSFT Alphabet: Nathaniel Norwell/Witch Hunt

Characterization is based on the art of @/ithawua (this art is from them)

Screaming god man oh MAAAAAAAAAAN tw: a lot of religious themes

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The irony is I want to say yes and very much no. Listen, this was a moment of weakness for the hunter. One he finds himself often falling for with you. Aftercare is a tool, one he barely uses and one that can barely be called aftercare. He only touches you post sex to ensure what he used isn't broken, you have no use if you are. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hair, he can pull it both during and outside of matches.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He only cums inside of your holes, might as well give them a proper use

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There are no secrets between you both, when he wants something he makes it clear. He likes to have you recite a confession prayer making you plead for forgiveness for making a man of the cloth as him falls into temptation. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Virgin (like his brother lol)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary but he likes also making you stand up pinned against a wall taking his cock until your legs give out

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Serious

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Like Ithaqua, his hair is very light and thin

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

There is nothing romantic about this, he just grabs you and rails you lol

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

No, but he has done it and edged himself in frustration with you and himself for wanting you this badly

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dacryphilia 100% and Sadistic (w religious themes)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

So he does it in public but hidden at first but later permits the use of your room, not his room

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Like Ithaqua, anything can set himself off 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Gentle lolol gentle is for those in love and marriage. Also he will never bottom

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving only

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, cruel too

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Often quickies to keep his head clear

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Risk only to make you feel guilty, only you after experiencing the risk

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

A lot. Pray, seriously 

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, those are ‘holy’ until he find out the advantages of them used on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very unfair, remember he likes making you cry

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can be vocal even growling

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves dirty talk but he gets too caught up in the moment to keep talking

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Satisfying dw

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High sex drive, pray you can handle him

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He does not sleep after because he leaves after the deed is done.

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

Could we have NSFW Alphabet for our Pasta Purveyor, pretty please? 🤲

sometimes Alistair takes USBs out of the work computers without ejecting them properly first D:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Gently takes time to ensure his partner is feeling good and safe. Very attentive to their needs.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Is it sappy to say his partner's lips? For kissing?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Easily embarrassed by uhh, most kind of cum-related mess. Especially if that's cause he went off with insufficient warning.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

See C.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Has done the deed a few times, but only with women.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Okay I guess it's also a dirty secret that he likes cowgirl/cowboy.

Which I don't think most people would consider a dirty secret, but he sure does.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Painfully serious until he gets comfortable enough to loosen up. He's got to win at making his partner feel safe and okay in sex, you see.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Tidies up but he's not that invested in it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ROMANCE: 100

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Uhh he does it sometimes?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Glasses (shut up)

Facials (SHUT UP)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom is fine.

He's not... against... involving a desk...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Knowing everyone feels safe and comfortable :)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Would struggle to do anything even remotely involving hurting his partner. Choking? What if he injures them!?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Perfectly happy to do either. Likes being able to encourage his partner if receiving, likes making them feel good if giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This man takes his time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Frankly the idea of a quickie flusters him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Alistair will experiment but it sort of needs to have brakes? He needs to be comfortable that everyone can get off the ride.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh he lasts.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I'm pretty sure the concept of purchasing a toy has entered his mind but I'm equally sure he'd be far too embarrassed to go through with it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He might if he's deep into a session and his partner's getting needy/desperate.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud so much as vocal. Likes to verbally affirm and encourage what he's enjoying.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One smoldering look from a boy/nonbinary away from a bisexual awakening.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Holy fuck you could grind meat on those.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Moderate? Healthy?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

A sleepy guy in bed.

[magical-xirl-4]

IM ACTUALLY GETTING FUCKING TEARY EYED OVER THIS OH MY FUCKING GOOOODODDSIFG

[cressthebest]

just finished my first read through of just lovers and i am sobbing at two am, desperately trying not to wake my roommate.

a few things:

1. i read the second half of the fic with “Northern Attitude” by Noah Kahan and Hozier playing on repeat at an alarmingly high volume. 10/10 highly recommend. very wolfstar coded tho.

2. i read all marauders fics not centered around wolfstar with the intent that i get to read background wolfstar and boy did this DELIVER.

3. peter is treated like a real fucking HUMAN BEING in this and for that, i am in love with the author. peter has such PERSONALITY! dare i say that peters characterization in this fic outshined ATYD. (don’t hate me for this). i could go on and on about everything peter and did and how it made him a real character i loved, but we don’t have time for that.

highlights:

-when peter and sirius joke about shagging, and mime/pretend about to do it. because that’s fucking hilarious. and the way sirius and peter have these inside jokes between them and obvious interactions in the fic where sirius clearly gets along with peter and has spent one on one time with him and ENJOYED IT. and peter is funny and makes jokes too!

-peter telling regulus about seeing james potter naked during the breakup. he’s just a mischievous little shit like the rest of his freinds and i love him for that.

4. THE FUCKING END PARAGRAPHS HOLY SHIT. i could murder the author for this. (despite my previous statement of saying i was in love).

SPOILER:

JAMES SETS DOWN HIS FUCKING WAND AND LEAVES HARRY AND LILY AND REGULUS AND MARY AND HIS F A M I L Y TO GO OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ON HALLOWEEN WITHOUT HIS F U C K I N G WAND.

when i say i started sobbing as i read that he heard a knock and set down his wand, i mean it. i had to set down my phone and breathe. when i realized they were fine, i sobbed harder because i was SO SCARED for them. all of them.

and the reference to it being like a ghost of another life. that KILLS me.

5. regulus almost drowning in the lake as a nod to his canon death was ABSOLUTELY gut wrenching. it was like torture of the sweetest kind for the reader.

6. the author made multiple references to “other lives, ghosts of another life, other universes, etc” and each one absolutely stole my lungs and heart and broke it into a million pieces before giving it back.

7. heather by conan gray (reg as conan, james as you, and lily as heather.) that’s all i have to say.

fucking masterpiece, lots of love. everyone should read this.

[punkisnthere]

Intox Posting🍃

I'm stoned as shit rn :)

Holy F U C K

I'm stoned out of my goddamned mind right now and I'm in vc with him and he said in a sort of breathy voice "I Love you baby~" except he didn't say baby, he said my name and the mic kind of glitched and I felt like I exploded cause i heard baby and I got so fucking red and I had my camera on and he didn't understand so I had to tell him and he's called me baby a few times after and I feel like im dying and now he's just rambling at me and I can't stop thinking about how much I love this man so much he's so stupid and sweet I need him so bad fuck fuck fuck fuck