#holy christ they are buff here

[symbolicdecree]

And Yet Another Pre-WCW Sting (and Pre-WWF Ultimate Warrior) Throwback During Their Time in Power Team USA

And some more...

Those Gold's Gym tank tops are being stretched the fuck out. Wow!

[sandyseagullsip]

Universe thingy (title in progress i guess)

Hi lol.

Part 2

CW: gunfire: you know, regular cod stuff

Indulge me; imagine this.

You had finally gotten home from a long day of work. Bitchy coworkers, upset clients, stupid issues that should've been fixed already, --- needless to say, you were stressed out. What better way to wind down than playing one of your favorite games, hm?

You boot up your console, searching through your game library in hopes of finding something that could distract you. Eventually, you decide on the Call of Duty Modern Warfare games (the new ones). The campaign is good, the characters are great, it should get you out of the frazzled, careworn mindset you've been in all day.

Oh. Boy, were you wrong.

You select your game, and your vision goes white. Your first thought was, 'did this job finally give me an aneurysm?' Your hearing had disappeared too, yet it was the first sense to come back.

Gunfire.

When you could finally see, you were no longer on your sofa wallowing in sorrow; you were in a fucking warzone. Not that you were prepared for this clothing wise, in your hoodie and sweatpants.

The only thing you manage to get out is,

"Holy fucking SHIT-!"

And you start running. And running. It's dark, but you keep going. And the first shelter you see is a downed helicopter.

You're about to go in when you hear a voice you know: "Get your gun on that tree line."

Ghost. One of your favorite characters. But now you know you shouldn't attempt to enter. On the other hand, you need to. You'll wind up shot if you don't. So, you slowly start to get in. (ha, you thought they wouldn't notice?)

And now three guns are aimed at you: an Alpha soldier, Ghost, and Soap. You know this mission like the back of your hand. You could help them. But your fight or flight turned instead to freeze, both hands up to signal that you were no harm to them.

"A fuckin' civilian?" Ghost mumbled, followed by Soap's "Steamin' Jesus..."

"Th' fuck are you doing here?" Ghost questions, staring you down, still aiming his gun at you.

"I don't-- I don't know?" You manage to get out. This big man with a skull mask and his buff Scottish friend are both aiming guns at you. Sure, they are the good guys, but they still will probably shoot you.

"I can help you!" You yell out quickly. Jesus Christ, why did I-

"Shut up." Soap loudly whispers at you. "But how cannae y' help us? Why should we trust you?"

"I know what happens. Trust me."

They both look at each other, confused and slightly angered.

"Better no' be a fuckin' spy, or I'll shoo' you myself." Ghost mumbles, grabbing you by the wrists.

"We cannae jus-"

"Might give us a shot a' Hassan."

Ghost gestures for you to stay down, as he aims his gun out the helicopter window. And lucky (not really) you, there's a gun on the floor! As the AQ fighters pour in you decide to test your luck with a gun.

Long story short,

You were just a simple retail worker, how were you supposed to know how harshly the gun would recoil? You also got a souvenir from the ordeal (you got shot in the arm).

The men did not like your pain tolerance (may have complained too many times), but you got through it all, even the snipers on the roof.

But as you approached that area and told them there would be snipers, they didn't believe you. You can't tell them they're in a video game you've played too many times to even count, so 'trust me' is the only thing you can say.

This earned you looks from the entirety of the Bravo team, which made you realize that, shit, you probably will be interrogated later.

Eventually, you made it to the warehouse. Soap walked up next to you, looking down at you.

"Now whats in this one?" He asked sarcastically. This might be something he should find out on his own, you thought. But you said it anyway. Shit.

"Enemies. and uh- anamericanmissile." You say quickly hoping he doesn't notice. But this causes him to go into the warehouse faster than you could think.

Once all the enemies were KIA, you brought them to the missile container. He presses a button causing the team to see the launcher and the American flag on the side.

"We found a weapons cache. Hassan's got missiles... they're American." Ghost said into his radio. "And you," He points, "I've got someone who's gonna have a bloody lovely talk with you later."

Ghost handcuffs your wrists, handing you off to have Soap bring you to exfil.

Shit.

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AAAAA

[starkid256]

hotdiggedydemons homestuck drawings are something else, man. they parallel butch hartmans drawings.

so, starting out with the alpha kids...

oh god. just, jesus christ.

jane looks great honestly. shes the only one here who looks realistically correct.

but. WHY IS ROXY PALE. AND HUNCHED OVER. AND HAS AN EXPOSED NIPPLE. like. my man.

why is jake so buff? he is 15 years old.

but dirk. oh my god dirk. i swear to god he looks like he came straight from the loud house or spongebob. why is he tan, why is he so lips, and why does he have a gyatt

then... the trolls...

holy shit where do i start with this one.

aradia is too curved. why does tavros look like that. WHY IS SOLLUX SO TALL. why is karkat so short. why is nepeta so TINY. why does kanaya look so... grotesque. why is terezi not blind and slim. where did vriskas glasses go. WHY IS EQUIUS SO HUGE. why is gamzee. like that. and why do eridan and feferi look the same?

then the beta kids.

jade is... thats not what her hair looks like. john does not have spiky hair. why is dave so, slim. and what the fuck is up with roses head???

heres the worst part. this one isnt even homestuck related, but its still drawn by him and is INCREDIBLY APPALING.

...

i have no words

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all in all its not like i hate him for this. he just got the designs a bit fucked up and frankly its more funny than anything. sorry for the hate, i just thought it was a bit goofy.

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 279, Replies Part 2

1) “HEEEY- I SEE KENDO THERE, I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE SHE WAS WITH THIS GROUP AS WELL”- Her Quirk might just make her hands big, but it should really buff up her biceps as well, cause damm, that girl’s literally pulling her own weight with the other two musclebound dudes. 2) “Oh ho- I don’t think Toga is taking well this attempt to give Machia a healthy mean. I think she’s gonna snap even harder than she already did

well, considering that Twice (bless his soul) died like, less than ten minutes ago in universe, I think she hasn’t even recovered from the previous snap”- Toga’s almost certainly looking for Uraraka and Deku amongst them, as the closest thing she’s got to a ‘friendly’ face amidst the enemy side that took her good friend from her. It’s probably a good thing for them that neither of them are anywhere close to Toga, cause her crazy side just upgraded to unhinged after Twice’s death, and that bodes poorly for their next encounter. Also, it’s somewhat depressing, if thematically appropriate, that the only group that managed to put a significant delay in the League’s charge was the UA students, and not any of the adult heroes. Whilst they’d be overwhelmed in a straightforward fight with the united villains at present, just like with the rescue of Bakugou at Kamino ward, it’s always the kids that successfully inconvenience the League, the next generation of enemies clashing against each other equally with all the adults being mere support to their fight, despite the fact that they shouldn’t have to be fighting this seriously yet, being still kids in school. But destiny will not be denied…. 3) “OUCH- JESUS CHRIST HE INCINERATED HER EAR”- The jokes about Dabi’s lack of chill ceased to be jokes once the chaos unfolded, and he’s only planning to turn the heat up for the heroes from here on in… 4) “OH HOLY SHIT IT WAS THOSE HITMARKERS THAT KAMINARI USES I WAS TRYING TO IDENTIFY WHAT IT WAS WHILE JOKING ABOUT IT

HELL FUCKING YEAH KAMINARI GO! “- Machia may be the big target, but taking out the league before they can interfere with Tomura’s battle would also net the heroes a win. Too bad Compress keeps his eye on the ball…and keeps plenty of balls stocked in his peashooter. 5) “FOR FUCK’S SAKE KAMINARI NO!”- Compress does not appreciate hecklers in his performance. 6) “Welp, fear not Mr. Compress, they are gonna make sure to properly kick your ass, especially now you’re out of tricks.”- Compress may be lacking when it comes to a flashy attack of his own, but his ability to accurately keep track of the flow of battle and identify potential upsets for the league’s goals well in advance is invaluable for them. That’s twice now he’s stopped the heroes before they had a shot of taking them all out, and just from chucking some rocks in their way to trip them up…or knock them down, as it were. Like Spinner, Compress is an invaluable supporting member of the League whenever he’s unable to be a front-line fighter. 7) “Class 1-A is trying to calm down a really rowdy toddler and the toddler in question is kicking their ass.”- Given how powerful the kids are becoming these days thanks to the Quirk Singularity, a child with Machia-like powers may one day be a possibility.

8) “OH NO THE TODDLER IS ABOUT TO START SCREAMING EVERYBODY TAKE COVER!”- Thankfully not, but if he had, it’s possible that Machia would have blown out everybody’s eardrums with a sound attack louder than even Jiro’s. Man’s lungs are a big as a house now, so if he screams, those kids can say good-bye to their hearing. Luckily, he also doesn’t see the need to actually attack them much either, so he’s still going easy on them by blowing them away with a mach 2 gale-force wind.

9) “Also, I find interesting that Machia has the opposite quirk from the Stressful Hulk.”-

So, now that we’ve had it confirmed that Machia’s got multiple abilities, it’s probably best to clarify something. Machia has the makeup of a Nomu, a being with multiple abilities and lowered brain functions likely because of that, but he isn’t one. The reverse rather, the Nomu are all based on him and his example as AFO’s primary engine of obedient destruction. Machia, for some unknown reason, can just naturally endure multiple Quirks without going completely brain-dead, presumably as a result of being an advanced-enough Quirk generation holder, even if having that much power did clearly knock his IQ down several notches. Despite that, what brains he has retained as coherent enough to completely fulfil any of AFO’s orders and the interplay of his Quirks is enough to make him nearly unstoppable.

The Nomu are all attempts by Garaki and AO to artificially replicate and reproduce Machia’s ensample on demand in various forms, to create an army of powerful soldiers that serve his whims unquestioningly, albeit with adjustments made for those who can handle the power better to retain high brain functions. In much the same way as Kurogiri is clearly their prototype work with creating a Nomu in the first place, a semi-artificial being with an implanted/altered personality to be absolutely obedient to orders and with multiple powers inserted into him, albeit in his case the powers were combined into a singular powerful one to preserve his mentality better. Machia is the opposite end of the scale to him, a natural existence that just could endure AFO stuffing him with so much power without exploding and remaining physically capable of following his commands, with the Nomu, and specifically the high-ends, being an attempted middle ground between them to create the ideal existence for the Lord of evil’s personal forces. Thankfully, the finished models all appear to be gone now, but the close-enough versions that are now active on the field are dangerous in their own right regardless, just not to the same extant.

(MHA ch 265) 10) “OH NO WAIT, NOT A NOMU, THEY SAW GIGANTOMACHIA, WHICH, BEING HONESTLY COULD BE A NOMU GOING BY HOW STRONG HE IS, BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT LATER,”- Technically, in a way he is a Nomu- the original template that birthed the concept anyway. It’s unclear exactly how he could withstand so many Quirks and abilities naturally, but Machia is what gave AFO the idea to create an army of mindless multi-powered soldiers utterly loyal to him to the point of being nearly brain-dead otherwise.

11) “Also, didn’t thought about that particular point, did ya, Spinner?”- To be fair, he’s mainly remembering how tough it was to fight Machia before, so based on his own harrowing experience, he knows exactly what these poor saps are going through and is enjoying the boot being on the other foot now…except, he forgot that his presence gives Machia a handicap that he didn’t have before, so the heroes actually have an easier time of it than he did.

12) “Yeah, what a shame, guess you guys are gonna have to take one for the team and let him go to Shigaraki all alone, I know, what a shame, but it is for the future you guys want, right? (: “- I actually don’t doubt that Spinenr would take that bullet if it came down to it. Lizard boy is ride or die for Tomura now, he’s proved that in spades. It’s actually a refreshing insight to how much better than AFO Tomura is as a villain, that he could naturally generate this kind of loyalty in his followers just from getting to know them, but AFO has to fall back on artificially generating that kind of loyalty in drones like the Nomu, especially given his current disfigurements have given him a severe handicap on his charisma checks.

13) “HOLY FUCK MT LADY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR ONE LAST INSULT FUCK YEAH GIRL FUCK THEM UP! TIME FOR YOUR LAST MEAL, MACHIA”-A crisis situation shows who you are underneath. For all that she seemed to be a flashy and “false” hero at the start, the kind that Stain would certainly target, at this moment, Mt lady’s proving that she’s a true bona-fide hero to the core, putting herself at immense risk and personal injury because nobody else but her can impede Machia in any meaningful way- plus, it’s also something of a fitting ‘midpoint’, for a new and upcoming rookie like her to be supporting the newbie kids on the field, just like the experienced hero Midnight put her trust and support in the next generation to step up to the plate.

14) “AND HERE COMES MINA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

HELL FUCKING YEAH GIRL!”- Acidman ain’t just an all-round attack option for Mina, it’s also a great defence when you need to venture into a Hazard zone.

@thelreads

[exegesism]

Stephanie was malfunctioning.

Like, full-blown brain failure, error messages flashing, system shutting down. Because what the hell just happened?

She gawked. Eyes wide, mouth slightly open, brain absolutely short-circuiting because—

Her face felt like it was on fire. She wasn’t even looking anymore, but the image was burned into her brain, permanently seared into the back of her retinas.

And her first actual thought—beyond the screaming white noise in her head—was why the Lazarus Pit had given Jason that kind of stat buff.

And her second?

Oh my God, stop staring, Stephanie!

She slapped a hand over her own face, almost like that could manually reboot her brain, because Jesus Christ, this was so not what she signed up for when she decided to take care of his ass last night.

“Uh.” Her voice cracked. “So. That’s a thing that happened.”

One second, she was barely holding onto the last shreds of her sanity, forcing herself not to think about how good Jason Todd felt against her. The next? He was the one touching, grinding, pressing into her with a deep, unconscious need that made her whole body burn.

“Nope. Don’t talk.” She held up a hand, fingers twitching. “I need… like, five seconds. Maybe ten. To process the fact that I just woke up to you copping a feel in your sleep and then falling on your ass with—” She gestured vaguely, not looking at the very obvious tent situation under the blanket. “All of that happening.”

Stephanie exhaled.

This was… so much. Too much. But also?

What the hell.

Because, honestly? She should be pissed. She should be shoving him, yelling at him, giving him absolute hell for grinding on her in his sleep.

But she wasn’t.

Because the moment she’d said his name—really said it—he had freaked out. Jerked back like he’d been burned, launched himself off the bed, and now? Now he looked like he wanted to die.

Jason Todd was not a man who got flustered.

But right now?

Oh, he was so flustered.

And God help her, but that was almost as bad as the whole ‘stat buffed by the Lazarus Pit’ realization.

Her face was still on fire, her heart was still racing, and her body—her traitorous, stupid body—still hadn’t gotten the memo that this was not a situation she should be reacting to.

So, instead, she just—

Laughed.

It wasn’t intentional. It just happened. A short, breathless, holy shit what even is my life kind of laugh.

Because of course this would happen.

Of course Jason would grind up on her in his sleep. Of course she would like it for half a second before her brain caught up. Of course he would wake up, have an existential crisis, and act like he had personally committed a war crime against her dignity.

God, what even was this morning?

Stephanie pressed the heels of her palms into her face, groaning.

“Jesus Christ, Jason.”

Another laugh—helpless this time, muffled against her hands.

“This is so not how I expected to wake up today.”

The second his hand had flexed over her, the warmth of his palm seeping through her shirt and sports bra like he belonged there, Stephanie’s brain had completely malfunctioned.

She was sure this wasn’t some heated moment. This wasn’t some mutual thing.

This was Jason, running on pure instinct, not realizing what he was doing, and that—more than anything—was what made her finally snap out of it and say his name.

Still sprawled out on the bed, still warm from sleep, her hair a tangled disaster around her face, her cheeks burning, her chest heaving like she’d just run across Gotham.

And worse? Worse?

Her pupils were blown wide.

Like some kind of damn romance novel heroine.

Like she had actually felt something when he touched her.

Which was insane, because what the hell was wrong with her?!

She should’ve been shoving him off, not lying here like some breathless wreck while he stood there half-naked, gripping a blanket like it was his last lifeline.

Stephanie knew she looked wrecked. Knew that if Jason took one good look at her right now, he’d see every single thought running through her head in real time.

And she definitely wondered. What the hell had he even been dreaming about to make him that worked up?!

[gokitetour]

Top 10 famous monuments of Belgium

Discover Belgium, the heart of Europe, where history meets modern charm. Explore picturesque cities like Brussels, Bruges, and Antwerp, each offering stunning architecture, world-class museums, and vibrant nightlife. Savor delectable Belgian chocolates, waffles, and beer, and enjoy scenic countryside dotted with castles and charming villages. Whether you're a history buff, foodie, or nature lover, Belgium promises an unforgettable adventure filled with rich culture and warm hospitality.

Here are ten of the most renowned:

Grand Place (Grote Markt), Brussels:

This central square in Brussels is a UNESCO World Heritage site, known for its opulent guildhalls and the magnificent Town Hall.

Atomium, Brussels:

A unique building and museum, designed for the 1958 Brussels World's Fair, representing an iron crystal magnified 165 billion times.

Manneken Pis, Brussels:

A small bronze statue of a boy urinating into a fountain, which has become a symbol of Brussels.

Saint Bavo's Cathedral, Ghent:

Known for housing the famous altarpiece, the Adoration of the Mystic Lamb by the Van Eyck brothers.

Belfry of Bruges:

A medieval bell tower in the historical center of Bruges, offering panoramic views of the city.

Basilica of the Holy Blood, Bruges:

A revered site that allegedly houses a vial of blood belonging to Jesus Christ.

Cathedral of Our Lady, Antwerp:

The largest Gothic church in the Low Countries, featuring artworks by Rubens.

Castle of the Counts (Gravensteen), Ghent:

A medieval castle that now serves as a museum showcasing weapons and armor.

Battle of Waterloo Memorial:

Commemorating the famous 1815 battle, featuring the Lion's Mound and a panoramic view of the battlefield.

Meuse Valley, Dinant:

Known for its stunning cliffs and the Citadel of Dinant, this area offers a mix of natural beauty and historical significance.

Conclusion

Belgium's famous monuments, such as the Grand Place, Atomium, and Manneken Pis, captivate travelers worldwide. These iconic landmarks showcase the country's rich history, architectural beauty, and vibrant culture. Obtaining a Belgium visa is the first step to experiencing these attractions firsthand. Whether you're marveling at Gothic cathedrals or exploring charming medieval towns, Belgium offers unforgettable experiences. Secure your Belgium visa and embark on a journey to discover the timeless allure of its renowned monuments.

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[salaciousslut]

Youre making me blush 🫣 now i gotta get strong enough to lift up a full grown adult its only right ☺️ and good! Im glad its not too cold!! Tho it sucks you cant get all dolled up in your winter clothes :( where im at we dont have much humidity so its been real cold for those born and raised here (i have been freezing tbh)

You have no clue how needy that made me, please bite me and leave marks everywhere holy fuck <3 and jesus christ youre so precious, like i feel a bit evil for the things i wanna do to you 🥺

Well! I hate to say it but if i get you drunk enough to pass out I'll still force my strap in you. But don't worry on missing out, you'll get a video of it anyways 🥰 I'll make sure you'll see how nice my cock looks in your pussy <33 only thing that sucks is that i cant cum in your pretty passed out body and i want to so fucking badly 🫣

Im also a floor person!!! Its actually so smart that you have a lil nook for yourself, like im jealous i didnt have that idea 😭 do u name your stuffed animals?? I wanna know bc I do >:3

I love that crocheting has become stress relief for you!! I like when creative outlets are also emotional ones like that makes me happy. You got a practical skill that also helps you out i am looking at you with love in my eyes and admiration in my heart 🥰

Tbh my favorite part of the day was getting back home, my job is literally so boring!! As for my intrests im a huge dork tbh. I love video games and Hades is my favorite game at the moment. Im also a huge animation buff, i love anything animated from short films on youtube to anime to fucking BoJack Horseman (i love that show, and u can kill me for that). And i also have strange interests like theology, religion is just so interesting to me. Oh and last lil fun fact abt me that i can think of: I almost went to college to double major in psychology and comp sci.

nooooo let me keep you warm then!!! im like w lil toaster oven with how warm i get. some come over!!! but i feel you! im not meant for the cold.

i loveeee evil!! i support evil!! i love being a chew toy and repaying the gift!!

ughhhhh please i would watch that video over and over again!!! plus i wanna watch it with u hehehe!!and we can try hard babe because its gonna happen, we gonna get u to cum in me dont worry. scientists will figure it out. ill figure it out!!

come to my nook then hehehe!! i can fit one more person!! and no i dont name them. im sooo baf with names so i just stick to their official government names. but now i wanna know the names of your stuffed animals!!

omg what if i told u i loveeeee watching other people play video games?? its literally my fav pass time and i just really like all the graphics without actually having to put in effort to try and win. so i feel like that goes hand in hand with animation right?? idk i just love visuals sm but i love that u love them!

omg sooo cool! religion is such an interesting topic so i would totally listen to u with heart eyes too!!

hehe i love psych!!! i have a psych minor and those were some of my fav classes!! i wanna teach u about them now

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Suits on Netflix and the birth of a new Sinner! by u/Lolliiepop

Suits on Netflix and the birth of a new Sinner! My traitor of a husband has been binging Suits the last few days. He knows I hate TW but we’ve never really talked about why. He says ‘baby come watch the queen with me!’….I told him my soul will not occupy the same room as her and I have refused to utter a word to him about her. He laughs and keeps watching. I’ve been in our room reading over the past few days and here are some comments he’s come in to say over the last few days:Jesus Christ she’s a baaadddd actress!she a fkng whore (with a Scottish accent- thanks outlander!)-omg she’s doing my man Mike dirty!-holy shit she’s really doing my man Mike dirty…I hate her!I wasn’t kidding…she really cannot act!didn’t you say she was a bitch to ‘your Queen’? Maybe I will sit down and listen to everything…when I’m done with the show.-I googled that whore and did you know she was a prostitute on BOATS!-I want to throat punch her just looking at her face!-she totally sucked someone’s sick to get this part…I’ve literally never seen someone who is this bad at acting! -omg (I think he found us sinners) you don’t know half of the shit she’s done IRL! She’s dirty! He never means this in a good way…a dirty girl is someone he would never even consider even drunk.I googled and the real princess, the pretty one, Kate….she’s gorgeous and you can tell she’s not trashy like this chick.-okay I’m sorry for calling her a queen and for calling her a princess. You are right.-why does she still have a title? Does she still have a title?-that Prince she married is a no better than she is…the king should banish both of em from England! These are all random comments made during his bathroom breaks or when I go out to the kitchen. I haven’t responded with anything but looks. I thought you all would get a kick out of this.Last year when the Queen passed away I was glued to the TV. I cried and it broke his heart. I’m a history buff, and an American…but I can appreciate when I am witnessing what will be in future history books. Plus I had/have a great admiration for the Late Queen. What a magnificent woman she was! He ordered me a QEII shirt and a jar of totally unrelated candies but they say Queens Delight on the fancy jar and a tiny tiara with a condolence card. Anyway, I haven’t had to breathe even a whisper from my lips…he has become a sinner all on his own. Congratulations honey! 😂 post link: https://ift.tt/Td6q8G7 author: Lolliiepop submitted: September 10, 2023 at 04:11AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[duskkodesh]

Top ten worst artist’s versions of Morbius

Okay, one disclaimer first, obviously this is my opinion and my opinion only. I’m sorry if an artist you like makes it on the list but they deserved it *Coughs*. Also this is just the comics. Not including other media here, so don’t worry that stupid Spider-Man run game app version won’t be in this list to give you nightmares. Also because this is comics this will ONLY be 616 appearances that I find horrendous. So without further ado...

10: This is Peter Parker Spider-Man 78,  art credited as by John Romita Jr. Yes, I’m already going to get hate. He’s a good artist but Jesus Christ on a cracker look at this.

THIS is the version of Morb I hated because he looks like a WWE wrestler. He’s huge! He’s a bloody boulder! His clothes are always too shiny and they are ripped all over. Look, I just hate it. The man can draw great superheroes just never draw Morbius like this again. This is a oil tanker in human form with fangs. 

9: Jackson Guice. AKA the artist for Doctor Strange #10.

Look, I LIKE ugly. I really do but Morb isn’t supposed to look like a general plague victim. This guy looks more like a zombie than zombie Morbius does. Desiccated inbreed dog version Morbius, I hate it. He needs to be put down. 

8: Paul Gulacy, Adventures into Fear #20. I said in my AIF review that Paul was not my fave artist. What I really mean is the art... it’s terrible. 

That speech bubble is my reaction entirely. Look, I can deal with the face but again, too buff and this man cannot foreshorten limbs to save his life. Morb looks mangled and wrong on like every page of this comic. My least liked classic Morbius.

7: Look, I hate to do this but... Jackson Guice is on here twice because he amended his style from Doctor Strange# 10 to Doctor Strange #14 but uhhhh...

I like this LESS. Goth dandelion looking MFer. This Morb listens to the Cure and cries. Entomological damn eyes. I hate it. I promise this is the only artist on this list twice and it is ONLY because his style changed so much in four issues. 

6: AKA Marvel Comics Presents 144 AKA M.C. Wyman *Dodges a brick* I’m sorry okay!? But this is freaking terrible! LOOK AT HIM!

I LOATHE it. The over shading, the warped features. This is demon Morb most of this issue so he gets a slight pass. That’s the only reason this art isn’t higher up this list of dread.

5: Morbius #16 Isaac Cordova. This pains me but this deserves this slot.

I hate it. This is demon Morb here and yes, at the end of the issue it gets just a little better but holy hell do I hate looking at this. There’s no detail in this art, too much shading, crappy backgrounds. It’s only saving grace is there exists worse art.

4: Now we’re getting into the REALLY bad art and it breaks my heart to put Morbius #25 in here because it also houses a short story at the back that is one of my favorite story/art combos ever, but THIS, This Craig Gilmore art...

THIS Craig Gilmore art... I am seething. This is objectively bad. The art loses all fine detail. The backgrounds suck, the way he draws women is a joke. Fabric with no folds, crappy shading. I could go on for houuurs. I hate it. I think it’s a big contributing factor to the comic getting axed so fast after this change though they did shuffle around the artists the last few issues which sadly brings me to...

3: Morbius #31, art by Fabio Laguna. 

Look, other artists wound up here for making Morb incomprehensibly ugly. THIS artist is here for making him Clark Kent. He’s super buff, all the women in this issue are drawn super-sexy and all T+A. Proportion is lost on this guy he just makes shit up. This is so bad I have to post a second sample. This one is from the next issue.

I’d show you how he draws women but ya’ll can just look up any porn magazine and there you go. 

2: TODD MCFARLANE YOU HAD THIS COMING TO YOU.

I despise his art. I hate how his capes take on sentience. His webbing looks like barbed wire, every damn guy he draws looks contagious! Jawbones don’t work like that!!! Gritty grimdark pig nosed Morbius. Tiny eyed untrustable armhair covered sewer urchin. Old mop haired snub-nosed pitbull. UGGGGH.

For years Mcfarlane was the absolute top of my most hated list because of Spider-Man #13-14. Because of this art. There’s only one worse artist on here.

1! Spectacular Spider-Man vol 2 #14 Paolo Rivera. No. No no no. I don’t know how such a good artists did this to our boi.

The writing is even completely OOC for this. For the longest time I assured myself this had to be someone POSING as Morbius. This cannot be him. Didn’t act like him, didn’t speak like him, and CERTAINLY did NOT look like him. Hairless grubby tights-clad nosferatu twink. THAT is slenderman. It’s like the artist was just told “LOL draw a vampire but poorly.”

Also not forgiving Spidey for that really offensive wise-crack there. So it goes that I would not trust one of the best artists, Paolo Rivera, with drawing Morbius EVER again!!! AGH I’m enraged now. I need to go look at good art and calm down. Hope you guys enjoyed the list!

[mex-sickos]

Okay okay okay funny stuff going on in current times but I can’t slack on data mines

Khronshtadt (aka Chompcraft)-

Funny thing about my girl GUNBOAT TIME

CA/CB slot, CL slot, aa slot PLUS GHOST GUN

that’s right baybee motherfucking dakka unlimited

Skill one- on-fire barrage for first skill standard cb stuff (8/4 shots) but also adds a cool 8% fp/eva

Skill two-reduce ap damage by 8% fire another barrage every FOUR (4) secondary fire (at cl reload?!?!? MASSIVE), when equipped with NP equips increase secondary efficiency by 45% (originally its abysmal so this gets her to flat 100%) and ap damage reduc applies to all damage

Skill three-if she falls under 10% heal 1% for 10 sec, crossfleet barrage slows 40% and decreases bb spread by 2 (by far her worst skill imo really wish this was an in fleet buff instead and the zombie is pretty bad considering she has almost 8k health)

Bad (? This is just opinion) third skill aside she’s built to dps imo I think she’s gonna looks great in any vg, I think she wants either mob or bb fleet, all around hype UR

Kiev-

Pretty standard dd imo built like a fp dd but tragically no mgm+1, I think she’ll lose to some better competitors but is by no means a slouch

Skill one-barrage skill bumps her crit rate and damage 10% every 10 seconds (stacks twice, could be good will need to see)

Skill two- free 10% accuracy, if you have full vg or another NP increase fp/torp 15%, there’s a second half to this skill but it requires one vg for a dd might as well not exist

She’s not a game changer by any means but she’s a solid performer imo, treat her right and I’m sure she’ll do you good

Volga-

Not the CV I thought we’d get but she looks pretty baller, not much else to say let’s hop into what makes her good

Skill one-75% chance to fire a barrage, if it fails to fire hit a different barrage tho (first one has flooding, I’m willing to be the second one will be the same but without but that’s just conjecture)

Skill two (real stuff to look at)- every 20 seconds heal the lowest health+2 random ships for FIVE (5)% of Volga’s max hp, then summon an “ice crystal armament” that blows up after 2 sec

Skill 3- free 15% avi as long as you have 3 vanguard or an NP flagship/vg leader

Basically a direct upgrade to ryuuhou, run both for practically immortal dds l0l

Arkhangelsk-

Normal looking purple bb, no dilly dallying I’m tired (125 she has 420 fp l0l)

Skill 1- fire a barrage every 15 sec increase main fleet acc for 8 sec (we’ll have to see the barrage so jury’s out on that one but not very likely to be good)

Skill 2-gain 5% fp per hms/np ship up to 15% at max stacks get 15% aa and -10% burn damage as well (silly little buff skill you get what you see)

Normal purple bb (too be fair at the higher end of purple bbs) sorry if I sound a little mean she’s just very plain

Soobrazitelny-

No silly stats here, high fp for a dd but suffers from the same ailment that afflicts Kiev (no mgm no hoes)

Skill one- 30% (🤢) chance to deploy a smokescreen every 15 sec (normal 40% eva rate for 5 sec) gains 12% damage and 8 luck (luck lasts the rest of the battle) while affected by smokescreen

Skill two- every 20 sec 70% chance to fire barrage, if there are more np dds heal random np dd by 5% max health and if that ship is Tashkent heal increase that by 50% (like 7.25% presumably), this can happen twice per battle

I wasn’t expecting much from a purple dd but holy shit is she bad, like god the couldn’t spring for 50% proc rate on the smokescreen? Couldn’t make the heal skill consistent? God she is just an absolute waste of a VG slot holy fuck sorry if she’s your fave you got absolutely robbed G Jesus Christ

Sorry to end it on such a sour note oomfies but I hope you all enjoy this event! Stay safe and good night~💕

[goodomens-goodomenseverywhere]

BIG FUCKIN LOKI EP 5 THOUGHTS (spoilers ahead…obviously)

-big smoke babey???

-Sylvie's curly hair 🥺🥺🥺

-judge renslayer I don’t fuckin trust you one goddamn bit

-WHY WOULD SHE FICKING TRUST YOU FUCK YOU

-alligator Loki is everything to me

-"All I know is I got pruned and I woke up here, and now I’m surrounded by variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find all that strange” I LOVE YOUFJENDK

- I am in love with alligator loki

-buff Loki sarcastic ALSO HOLY SHIT???? KID LOKI FUCKIN KILLED THOR?? KESUS FUCKING CHRIST

-TINY THORNSCJSKDJ

-”why do you want to return to the TVA”

“Did you leave your glorious purpose there?” JFKSKFKD GOT EM

-tHEY JUST CONVENIENTLY HAVE A VOID SOACECRAFT LYING AROUND OKAY BITCH GOOD FUCKIN TIMING RAVONNA

-fuckin called it bitch

-"do you have any good memories?” Fuck you ravonna

-HOLY SHIT SHE PRUNED HERSELF

-marvel if you pull this selfcest bs when Loki and Sylvia reunite I’ll go rabid

-HAPPY GIGGLE ALLOGATOR LOKI IN POOL

-AALOGATOR LOKI ATE THE BEIGHBORS CATDKSJCKSJ

-classic Loki is the only smart bitch

-so….Loki’s timeline continues? HE SIRVIVES AFTER INFINITY WAR???

-Loki:*rousing speech*

The other Lokis: no ❤️

-okay so what’s the beef between these Loki groups

-THAT WAS FUCKIN COOL WHATD SHE DO

-is it mobius

-pls tell me it’s mobius

-ITS MOVIUS ITS MOBIUS ITS MOBIUS IM GONNA CRY ITS MY BOY

-I’m crying real tears i haven’t felt this much serotonin since I watched Save The Cat from shera s5 I had to stand up and walk around my house but I can’t DO THAT BECAUSE ITS 3 am

-I walked around my room I had to pause for a bit

-moving on

-“you should be careful just jumping into a strangers car like that” I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKIN BASTARD

-“watch out!”

“I see it I see it”

“Really because you’re driving RIGHT towards it”

“God you really are one of you”

-THE MONIUS/SYLVIE INTERACTION IVE BEEN CRAVING

-loki veing super fucking done with his own variants is SO FUNNY

-TBEY JUST KEEP BACKSTABBING WACH TOHERRKDIFJSJ

-"WHY RHE HELL IS THERE AN ALLIGATOR IN HERE"

"HES A LOKI"

-HE BIT OFD HIS FUCKING HANDKFODKCKS

-KID LOKI HOLDING ALLIGATOR LOKI LIKE A BABYYYYY

-our Loki trying ro sneak out of the Loki brawl

-"and whenever one of us dares to fix ourselves they send us here to die" cries?? Ur so little

-sylvie I love u but girl

-"cmon Mobius let's just drive into the thing that EATS MATTER"

-"just bc its not complicated dossnt mwan it's bad"

"doesn't mean it's good"

-THE ALLIHATIE IS PRAYINGDJCKSJD

-did the tva ORUNE THE SHIO???

-better yet did they ARRESTTHE SHIP??

-many questions

-REUNION EEUNION LOKIUS REUNION

-IM GONNA CRY

-I LOVW RHEM

-CRIWS

-"US AS AN ALLIGATOE"

-ALL QUESTIONING THEIR PLANSJCISJFKS

-sylvje being like "oh my God THAY was your plan"

-mobius I love you

-I wanted a better ruinion marvel I better get SOMETHINF

-UR TELLING ME LOKI ALMOST CRIED WHEN MOBIUS WAS ORUNED AND HE JUST GIVES HIM A HALF ASSED 'MOBIUS!' WHEN HE SEES HIM AGAIN??? OKAY

-ravonna what r u up to

-B-15 NOOO

-I want more b-15 content

-also she's hot

-ur telling me Mobius read about literally everything Loki related and doesn't remember the ALIGATOR???

-I am loving the Lokis and Mobius interactions

-questioning alligator Loki on whether or not he's Loki

-"HE CARWS ABOUT YOU" LOKIUS??

-pls dont

-pls dont share the blanket

-okay cool no selfcest

-pls

-this is awkwaed

-FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS

-God pls just admit you're friends

-theyre sharing the blanket OK fine

-judging his blanket conjuring skills I see

-i am actually appreciating the friendly nudges I do want them to be close

-nebermind I take it back

-THE DAEK ASTERRRRR

-HEY BITCH

-sylvie I believe in you

-loki you stupid bitch

-WE'RE SPLIRTING UP LOKI AND MOBIUS AGAIN?? HOMOPHOBES

-im mad

-I better see more of them I STG ILL GO FERAL

-HUG HUG HUG

-THEY HUGGED I'M GONNA CRY BUT STILL

-HE CALLED MOBIUS 'MY FRIEND' GOODBYE

-I LOVE THEM

-sob

-stilk mad abour them splitting up

-alioth is baby right? Can we all agree?

-loki if u sacrficie yourself

-bitch

-OMG AZIRAPHALE MOMENT

-FLAMINH SWORD???

-hot

-SO FUCKING TRUE CLASSIC LOKI LOVE U BITCH

-HW JUST CREATED AN ENTIRE ASGADD ILLUSION

-LOKI I BELIEVE IN U

-NOOOO DONR EAT CLASSIC LOKI

-OH HES HELPING??

-ope

-nvm

-GOT EM

-FUCK YEAAHHHHY

-K so what's all this then

[savior-of-humanity]

OKAY here are my Thoughts(tm) about The Ancient Gods part II

ALSO: MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILER WARNING FOR THE ANCIENT GODS PART 1 + 2. BE WARNED THIS IS LONG AS FUCK. TL;DR AT BOTTOM.

In terms of the gameplay: I really liked how it played! The combat encounters weren’t downright vicious like in the first DLC, but they still go out of their way to mix things up (i.e a hallway filled with explosive barrels + blood punch pick-ups + Pinkies, or the double-Marauder encounter that you could ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING BUFF JESUS CHRIST) so it was still fun all around.

The new enemies added - the Cyber-Baron/Armored Baron, Riot Zombie/Chaingunner, Screecher Zombie, Stone Imp, and Cursed Prowler - are...okay. I like the idea of new enemy variants based off pre-existing ones but they felt either really fucking frustrating to fight (particularly the Cursed Prowler and Chaingunner) or were very “simple”, I guess. The Stone Imps, in particular, are a variant of Imp that are very resistant to damage unless you use the full-auto mod for the shotgun, in which they drop even more shotgun ammo if they’re killed by that. Other than that they do a Sonic-style spin-dash and slam into you, which can actually knock you off a ledge. Screecher Zombies are basically just mobile hazards that if you accidentally hit, will act like temporary Buff Totems. Cursed Prowler is fucking awful: basically, if it hits you with a projectile, you’ll be cursed with a debuff that keeps you from double-jumping and dashing that also drains your health over time, and you HAVE to kill it with a blood punch in order to remove the curse. Chaingunners are basically just the Shield Zombie Soldiers, but they shoot faster and have an indestructable shield. And finally, the Cyber-Baron: It’s basically a Baron of Hell, but with indestructable armor that can only be destroyed by shooting it’s mace when it flashes green, or by shooting it with plasma. After the armor is gone you have to kill it as fast as you can before the armor is regenerated, repeat until it dies.

Summoner Ghosts and Blood Maykrs also make a return, which is cool.

The Hammer is cool to say the least. I was hoping to see some glory kills with it but considering that it’s primary use is to either clear out groups of small enemies or to stun larger ones like Barons, it makes sense that they’d omit glory kills from it. On top of that, Marauders now have a mechanic (for the entire game, not just the DLC) where when you shoot them as they flash green, they’ll become stunned (though the sound effects are rather corny and cartoonish, even for the game). Using the Hammer on a stunned Marauder will GREATLY extend that stun, which allows you to just fucking shit on them.

I also really liked the grapple-Hookshot points that you had to use to progress in a level. I’m still not really used to how you’re supposed to move in the opposite direction of the point to swing yourself, but the idea is intuitive, fun, and makes me wish it was in the base game and the previous DLC.

My biggest grievances with this DLC, however, is how it handled some of it’s characters, the story, and the new lore that was implemented in the codexes.

So first off: I want to say that while I still appreciate the DLC, that’s honestly only with the gameplay. The story, much less the lore, is fucking stupid to say the least.

To TL;DR the story: It is, quite honestly, bare-bones as fuck. We continue from where we directly left off from the Ancient Gods Part 1: Davoth/The Dark Lord is being summoned into existence and into his physical form, which for some reason looks exactly like Doomguy except with sick tats, glowing red eyes, and a weird implant in his chest. Doomguy, naturally, tries to spawncamp him and shoots him with his super-shotgun, but nothing happens as “no blood can be spilled in this holy place”. Davoth leaves, telling Doomguy that he’ll be waiting for him in the city of Immora, the capitol city at the very center of Hell.

Doomguy goes to Argent D’Nur. He murder-death-kills shit, as per usual. He goes into this big castle where a hologram of Valen is waiting for him. He tells him that he atones for his sins and gives him the Hammer since Doomguy lifted the curse from his son’s soul. He goes to the Torch of Kings and lights it, marking his journey to the giant crystalline spear that impales Argent D’Nur known as the World Spear. Cue cutscene of a bunch of different Argenta people/Night Sentinel seeing the light of the Torch of Kings from all over Argent D’Nur. Internguy tells him that it’s a day’s walk still from the World Spear, and conveniently a very fucking awesome looking Argenta dragon shows up and gives him a ride to the World Spear.

Doomguy gets to a lake that separates him from the World Spear. The Father says “He is worthy” and then a bridge rises out of the water. Doomguy crosses past some big ass Sentinel ghosts/guardians and into the World Spear. Turns out the inside of the World Spear is like some giant, fucked up ship made out of crystal, with weird figures lining the wall and all that: Internguy even says “This isn’t a crystal at all, this is a ship!” This does not get expanded upon whatsoever in neither dialogue or codexes. Doomguy grabs Convenient Power Crystal and leaves.

Doomguy arrives on Earth through a portal, which is looking substantially better than since its invasion. Internguy tells him that a Convenient Ancient Portal close by is the only way to Immora. Doomguy kills shit, arrives at portal, activates it with Convenient Power Crystal, and leaves.

Doomguy arrives in front of a giant wall surrounding Immora. Davoth walks out, wearing a big ass power suit that looks like something straight out of Warhammer 40k. He’s surrounded by guards in cool red armor with cool spears that look very humanoid. He says some shit and a bunch of Hell-ships and demons and titans start showing up. But then surprise! A bunch of portals open up on Doomguy’s side like it’s fucking Infinity War/Endgame all over again and a fuckload of Sentinels start coming out, with mechs and dragons and spaceships. Valen is there. Doomguy and Valen stare at each other for like 5 seconds before Valen says “Let Hell tremble before our might!” or some shit like that. Doomguy fights, gets past the wall, fights some more inside the city. Again, the usual.

I also want to briefly point out that Immora is basically just a Maykr city but red, and that it’s apparently “Hell’s own technology.” Also, the red dudes in armor are actual enemies but the guns they have (the hell-razor from 2016) do piss-poor damage and they die if you so much as breathe on them.

Doomguy finally catches up to Davoth. Davoth monologues about how he’s going to get his revenge and that it’s inevitable, bla bla bla. Fight begins. It’s basically Marauder 2.0 but if he hits you and/or you shoot him at the wrong time he heals a fuckload of health. And also 5 different health bars. After you knock down 2 or 3 of his bars he stops the fight to monologue for some fucking reason? And then shits out a plot twist that surprise, he’s actually the real God, and that the Father betrayed/usurped his power, and that he will “unmake everything by his hand.” Fight resumes. Doomguy eventually beats him. Davoth asks him if he has anything to say before he strikes down his creator. Doomguy takes off his helmet, stabs Davoth in the heart, and says no in his stupid sexy voice. Davoth dies, his life-sphere emerges and then explodes. Doomguy suddenly becomes weak and falls over. The Father says “He created everything in his image, even you.” Doomguy passes out and wakes up to see 3 Seraphim seal him in a sarcophagus like the one from 2016. Fade to black, with the quote “May the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.” End game, roll credits.

If you hadn’t read any of the codexes while playing the DLC, the story probably makes little to no sense to you whatsoever. But honestly the codexes don’t expand upon things much and, if anything, just fucking make some aspects of the story even more stupid.

The World Spear is implied in the codex that it contains live Wraiths (“A live Wraith has not been seen in centuries, but rumors persist that some yet remain inside the World Spear itself.”), and while the figures in the World Spear could be Wraiths, absolutely nothing is said about them out of three Codexes related to the level, which honestly just makes me wonder the point of adding this stuff if you don’t even give a single sentence of why the interior of the World Spear is Like That.

The codex entries related to Earth are basically uninteresting as they’re pretty much just “humanity is rebuilding and views doomguy as a hero”. There is one about the Convenient Ancient Portal (Gate of Divum) but all it really says is that it was built and used by the Father to access Immora. Nothing about why it’s on Earth, or anything interesting like that.

However, the real bullshit comes in when we start to look at the codex entries related to Immora and Davoth.

So, Immora is the central - and oldest - city in Hell. It’s described as such: “Once a paradise at the dawn of creation, Immora now survives as a stronghold where the Dark Lord resides. Sustained now by the essence of Hell's victims, the people of Immora experience life eternal. Regular infusions of Hell energy have prevented them from transforming into the demons found outside the boundaries of the city. Ancient technology defends Immora from invaders, the high walls impenetrable to those who would bring harm to the last people of the first world.“

Yeah. So not only did Hell have high-tech technology all this time, but also the red guys in armor? Those are Immorans. Which is weird to me, because if Hell had this super advanced technology that’s also ancient, and thus around for a long time, why the hell are we only seeing it now?

Also, surprise! Turns out the Book of Seraphs is a complete fucking lie according to the very first codex entry related to Davoth! (”Our research shows that Maykr history and lore holds truths that are not consistent with passages found in the Hell Priest texts, revealing the true origins of Hell and all surrounding dimensions. This revelation would explain why Hell is the single dimension that connects to all others, and why it is the oldest in existence - the first world.”)

The real truth is that Davoth is the real Creator/God, and that Jekkad was the very first realm, not Urdak. He still sought immortality for his people, so he created the Maykrs to figure it out for him. They did, but decided it would be too dangerous to give Davoth that information, so they basically said “fuck you” and sealed Jekkad/Davoth while re-writing their own records to hide the truth. Obviously, this pissed off Davoth. So much so that he basically became super angry and emo and became the Dark Lord from all the vengeance and hatred (which also turned Jekkad into Hell.)

Another surprise! Turns out that Davoth had a hand in the creation of the fucking Doom Slayer! Because he wanted to get revenge against the Maykrs, he started to manipulate a bunch of people while he was trapped as a life sphere I guess. He started with the Khan Maykr, convincing her that there was a “chosen one” who would threaten her rule and thus making her paranoid as fuck. He then guided her into creating the Divinity Machine using a fragment of himself that had been sealed in Urdak. Then he manipulated Samur, by convincing him that “the Khan Maykr will lead us all to ruin.” He was then controlled and compelled to release a stranger from his prison (Doomguy) and empower him using the Divinity Machine.

As you can probably guess, he got his revenge since Doomguy would go on to utterly fuck Urdak/the Khan Maykr (as well as Samur), and ever since he knew that his “Beast” would come for him.

Listen. I don’t really mind the idea of Doomguy being used or even manipulated by different godly powers. Or even Davoth being the real God or whatever. But this new lore and story just feels... really sloppy and poorly executed, especially since it directly conflicts with the fucking base game. If he manipulated the Khan Maykr and wanted revenge against her, then why did he scream “NOOOOOO!” when Doomguy killed her?

And, if anything: Why the fuck does Davoth even look like Doomguy in the first place? Is it some form of mockery? Or did id just decide to fucking retcon the Doom Slayer being the same person as the Doomguy from Doom 1/2 with the Father’s line of “He created everything in his image -- even you.”

And, on top of that, the DLC just left more open questions than answers: what the fuck happened to Samur, since he isn’t even so much as mentioned beyond the codexes? Who is the Wretch, the being who had supposedly forged Doomguy’s armor back in 2016? What is the fate of Earth/Hell/Urdak/Argent D’Nur after the Slayer’s victory? What the fuck happened to the Demonic Crucible, the one from 2016? What about the ARC Carrier and the Fortress of Doom?

Finally, Valen, Internguy and the Father should’ve been far more involved in the story beyond just being either convenient voices telling you convenient stuff or (in the case of Valen) being a convenient guy to give you convenient weapon that also conveniently shows up with a giant army that doesn’t actually do anything but look cool in the skybox.

TL;DR The new lore and story of the DLC is basically garbage, and since I highly doubt id will change it I’m going to completely disregard it, write my own, and also take up Davoth as a muse because it seriously pissed me off that much.

[blackrigante]

Some deep thoughts about Christianity.

Warning this might make some Christian people upset.

Let's look at the ministry of Christ. Jesus taught love thy neighbour as thy self, his second greatest commandment. He was peaceful and loving. The only time Christ was violent at all, as far as I recall, was throwing money changers from the temple.

He fed the hungry, healed the sick, taught of forgiveness and charity. After he died his apostles took the message beyond the Jewish nation to to world. They died.

Now here is where I start speculation, but around 300 AD Christianity is huge, lots of Christians are dying and yet Rome is still trying to expand. But it's hard to expand when Christians are teaching peace and love and your nation is split in half. Constantine had this wonderful idea, the Nicene Creed, where he took Christian teachings and found a way to make it fit for the regular Roman empire, thus creating the Roman Catholic Church. He stopped a civil war in the heart of his empire before it started, but he did not care about Christianity at all. We can assume this because he never willingly went to be baptized. He was forced on his death bed.

So why force Rome to become Christians if he did not believe in it himself unless it was political, that means the Nicene Creed and the Roman Catholic Church are made with an political agenda. Sorry to break it to you, but this is where Christians start to take a turn for the bad.

After Christianity is accepted in Rome they still need to grow and expand the empire, but if Christians are to be peaceful how do you get them to join the war with the rest of Rome? Conversion by the sword of course. Now Rome can keep expanding and justify it because they are teaching the ignorant clans of northern Europe about Christianity. They killed all Celtic leaders, almost every Christian holiday is a stolen pegan holiday, ways to force pegans to convert.

But when did Christ, Peter, James, John or Paul ever force someone to follow them by the sword. When did any of them say join me or die? When did Peter steal Pupercalia and make it a holiday in the Bible, oh wait he did not do that did he.

So now we got Christians who have been taught by a political entity that it's okay to convert pagans by the sword for 600 years and Christianity becomes a major faith in Europe. So let's go kill the Muslims and take Jerusalem for ourselves. It's a holy war! It's what God wants!

This has spread to today. Look at all these people who proclaim to be Christian still trying to convert with violence. Protests at abortion clinics, violence to the LGBTQ community, anti jew propaganda, anti Muslim propaganda, attacks on hindu and pegan people.

I ask again when did Christ put people to the sword? When did Christ threaten violence to the pharasee and sadducee for challenging his teachings?

Christ visited the lame, sick, lepers, the outcast and helped them, not screamed and yelled. So why do we do it? Is it because Constantine has made you his puppet from beyond the grave?

I am no history buff, I may be wrong, and if you can prove it so, then do it with your facts. If I hurt your feelings, before you lash out may I suggest you think it though a little and see if there is a reason so many Christians on earth are aggressive and violent to those who are not Christians. You may be a real Christian and follower of Christ, doing charity work and loving everyone, if so then thank you for your hard work. We all know many who claim to be Christian but are still following the Roman propaganda they taught to continue the war.

[psyleedee]

Sweet, Spice and Everything Not Nice.

(Inspired by the iconic™ hot chilli Jen/Danneel/Misha moment but Destiel).

dean/castiel, secret relationship, accidental coming out, crack, humor, implied blowjobs, poor sammy.

-2k words.

-psyleedee.

There's a new diner opened up just a mile away from the Bunker, and already, Dean has heard so much about it. Last Tuesday, when he went for a milk run and stumbled into Ms. Davey, she was strangely keen about the new chilli poppers the diner was serving. Dean had smiled and brushed her off with a sure, I'll try it out, and he'd gone his way. Come Thursday, he'd stumbled into Chris, the local pawn shop owner, and they'd fallen into easy conversation, before Chris had spoken up about the diner. Said they had the best damn chilli poppers he'd ever seen. Dean didn't need anymore convincing.

Turns out Sam did.

And after weeks of goading Sam and riling him up to the point where he slammed a fist on the table and said Jesus Christ, Dean, you say the word chilli poppers again and I'll shove one right up your ass, Dean had succeeded. So what if it meant his dignity had crumbled to ash? At least he'd get to eat some good, greasy food, the one he's been craving for so long.

Besides, he oughta' take Cas out on a date too.

Ever since they ended up drunk in bed one long, fateful night ago, things have been slightly different between the two of them. For starters, they smile at each other a lot. Even when they're not looking at each other in tandem. They always end up on the same side of the couch or the dining table, thighs pressed together, hands brushing. They argue a lot, over the most mundane things, like washing the dishes or doing the laundry, but sometimes, after a hunt, when Dean is gushing blood, there will be this one broken glint in Castiel's eyes when he tries to heal him. And that night, they'll make slow, gentle love in Dean's car, away from the rest of the world.

However, there's a slight catch.

Sam doesn't know. He knows nothing. At least Dean hopes so.

And hey, not like they're trying to hide stuff from Sam, 'cause come on, they're practically breathing up each other's neck with only the three of them in the bunker, but it's just that Dean has a specific plan in his mind.

A plan about coming out to his brother. And it'll be heartfelt, of course, 'cause this is not just him establishing his relationship with Castiel, but also him coming out as bisexual. Sure, forty's a little late to figure out your sexuality, but better late than never, yeah?

So that's how it goes.

Maybe they can have a nice, brotherly chat over beer and chilli poppers.

"So, here we are. At last," Castiel says, as they stand against the Impala, all three of them, studying the creaky wooden sign which reads: Donny's Diner– home to the famous Habanero Chilli Poppers.

Okay. They're at the right place then.

"Habanero? Is that like, hotter than jalapeños or somethin'?"

Dean asks, as he stuffs his hands into the pocket of his jacket, and glances at his brother.

"I don't know," Sam says, so Dean turns to Cas, who almost passes as a rugged, buff lumberjack with the way Dean's flannel and AC/DC shirt hug his chest. He has his arms folded across him, a thoughtful gleam in his eyes as he studies the diner.

"I was too busy leading armies in Heaven to really pay attention to the chillies on earth."

"God," Dean sighs, exasperated, "-just say no."

Castiel's lips twitch in the slightest of amusement, and Dean hates the smug look spread across Castiel's face.

Okay, fine, he loves it.

Whatever.

"Let's go eat some fucking chilli poppers," Sam sighs, and Dean, ever ready, follows behind him. Castiel joins them, and all three men enter the diner, which in truth, is a normal, rustic style place. The tables are wooden, the chairs quite simple, a single order station at the front, and a few women, dressed in black shirts and jeans, running around with trays in their hands. It seems casual and laid-back, just the way Dean likes a diner to be, and at once, he quirks his bottom lip, already impressed by the minimal decor and the light chatter in the diner.

"Hi!"

Both Cas and Dean jump a little at the loud, enthusiastic, squeaky voice from in front of them, and standing before them is a young, short woman, with a pixie cut and cute, black-rimmed glasses on her nose. She reminds Dean of a high schooler. Maybe she is.

"Erm, hey."

"I'm Dana, and I'll be your server today. Follow me please, I'll grab you guys a seat."

Dean smiles at her, and the trio follows her along to a booth at the corner of the room. Sam slides in one side, while Castiel and Dean slip in across him. Dana allows them to settle for a moment before piping up again. Seriously this girl has got some real hard enthusiasm for a waitress.

"So, do you guys have anything in mind already? Since a lot of people come in here for the poppers, but if you want, I can get you the menu."

Dean shares a look with Sam. Dean shares a look with Cas.

We'll have the poppers. Oh, and uh, Dana, are the poppers uh, spicy? Like, reeealll spicy? Or spicy spicy?"

Dana chuckles, and shrugs.

"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say a solid eight. But you don't need to try them if you don't want to. We have normal jalapeño poppers. Those aren't as spicy."

"We'll have the really spicy ones, since Dean has been so insistent about them," Castiel says, and the waitress nods. He turns to Dean with a challenging spark in his eyes, "-or are you scared, Dean? I mean, you haven't been known to be quite tolerant towards chillies."

"Shaddup," Dean grumbles, and watches as Sam sends him a silly look, before turning to the waitress.

"The habanero poppers, please."

Sam smiles, and the waitress walks away with a brief nod.

Dean turns back to Sam, who fixes him a dry glare, before turning to Cas.

"Alright, I'm gonna' go use the restroom for a minute," He says, and glances at Dean, after which he proceeds to slide out of the booth and walk away.

Alone at last.

Dean shifts his weight onto a single thigh and turns in his seat to face Castiel. Castiel looks at him with a soft, tender expression, before reaching out to twine their fingers together.

"Are you happy, Dean?"

"'Course I am, Cas. Are you?"

"With you I always am."

"Sap."

"I prefer the term honest."

A smile spreads across both of their faces, before Dean leans in, and presses his lips to Castiel's, who melts at once, giving in to Dean, hands grazing Dean's jaw as they kiss, tender, longing, passionate, hot... Okay too hot, abort, abort.

Dean clears his throat and backs away, glancing around the diner to find a few curious pair of eyes on them, and he sends each one a glare, linking his arm around Castiel's back to show them what's theirs. Castiel shakes bis head with a hopeless smile, and steals a peck off Dean's lips, just in time, since Sam returns not a moment later.

Dean jerks his hand away. Castiel seems a bit hurt.

"So, what'd I miss?"

"Nothing," Castiel scoffs, and looks away, setting his chin on his fists on the table.

Sam looks between Dean and Castiel, and as much as Dean hates the way Sam is suspicious, he doesn't say much.

Patience, Sammy, patience. Dean's going to come out soon. He promises. Or something.

Dana returns just in time to soothe the rising tension at the table, and at once, the prominent scent of spices, oil, and chilli wafts around them, tickling Dean's nostrils in the best of ways, and he follows his nose to find a steaming, hot plate of sizzling habanero poppers held in Dana's hand. There's almost eight to nine poppers on the plate, and each one looks downright delectable.

"Alright, I would advise you to grab yourself some water, because these can be very spicy, and we don't want another paramedic in this diner."

"You have a paramedic in this diner?"

Dean asks, incredulous as he stares at the plate of poppers.

Dana laughs. "Uh-huh, over there, that's Kenny, he's the medic."

"Woah."

Castiel sighs, and watches as the waitress sets the tray down before them.

"Anything else I can get you? Besides a huge jug of water?"

Dana smirks, and all three men gulp at once, eyes fixed to the plate of poppers.

Man up, Winchester.

"Nothing, honey."

Dean smiles, and Dana returns it before walking away.

Now.

The poppers.

Before Dean can even speak, both Sam and Castiel are swiping their hands at one, holding it up and staring down at it.

"Guys, I don't think that's it's a good idea to–"

Gone. The poppers are gone. The ones in Sam's and Castiel's hand? Gone. In their mouths.

Dean stares, wide eyed, awestruck, torn between looking at Sam and Castiel, but then–

"Oh my god," Castiel gasps, mouth stuffed full, chewing on the popper, and Dean watches as his fists clench on the table.

Yup. Dean is not touching those poppers with a ten-foot pole.

"Jesus," Sam mutters, and holy shit, the guy's actually red, and fuck, so is Cas, they're literally burning red at the cheeks and the nose, and Sam's drooling, wiping his nose, there's tears at his eyes, Castiel is swatting the table, groaning, tears streaming down his face as he chews on the popper–

This is a fuckfest.

"Dude, what's happening?"

Dean yelps, shrinking away from his brother and boyfriend, as they pant, gasp and cry.

"Hot, hot, hot– too hot," Sam cries out, and Dean almost feels bad for the bugger. Serves them for being impatient.

"Dean, oh my god, argh, hot, hot, this is the hottest thing I've ever put in my mouth?!"

Castiel screams out, banging his fist on the table, and yes, Dean knows the time isn't right, but obviously Castiel has had hotter things in his mouth before, and those things are sitting right next to him, so how dare he.

"Excuse me?" Dean scoffs, to which Castiel sends him a dry, enraged glare.

"Food, Dean! Food."

Castiel squawks, and slaps the table, but a loud, deafening yelp catches both of their attention.

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!"

Sam bellows, and oh. Oops.

"I don't wanna' listen to you talk about your sex life when I'm literally dying?! Dean, what the fuck are you sitting for, ask for some water?!"

Wow. This Sam is... Not nice.

Dean falters, trapped between two impatient, burning, overreacting men, and he rises up from his seat, watching as Dana scurries towards them with a water jug, but she doesn't even have a moment to react before Castiel is snatching it out of her hands and oh, oh god.

Castiel holds the jug above his face, and Dean jumps away from the table as the water gushes out, pouring into his mouth, over his shirt, everywhere, and before Castiel can even quench his thirst, Sam is grabbing the jug, pouring it over his face just like Castiel, the water drizzling every where, and a horrified, stricken Dean simply glances up at Dana, who seems... Strangely calm.

"Oh, it's more common than you think. I'm used to it," She says, and Dean wonders vaguely, if they're paying her enough for this, before providing help in the most menial form ever, by tossing his handkerchief to Castiel.

"You, Dean, are not getting away with this. You're the reason we almost died?!"

He growls, and yanks Dean onto the chair.

"Dude, I didn't ask you to pop it into your mouth literally a second after it came out."

Dean yells, shrugging away in defense, when a loud gasp draws their attention to Sam.

"You guys are fucking each other?"

Oh. Uhm. Cat's out.

"Yes, we're fucking each other, Sam, now could you pass that jug over here?"

Dean stares at the two of them, completely normal, going about passing the between the two of them.

That was... Not how he planned on coming out. Nope.

"Yeah, uh, Sam, Cas and I are dating. And uhm, I'm bi."

Sam shrugs, and holds the jug above his face, when it seems to click him.

"Wait. Was I not supposed to know that?"

Dean rolls his eyes.

"No, you weren't. How'd you know?"

Sam laughs.

"I don't know, maybe the oh my god, faster Dean, or the oh, you feel so good, coming from your room each night might have something do with it."

Dean blushes. Hard. Too hard. Castiel doesn't seem the slightest bit bothered. I mean, well, save for the water he's practically guzzling down.

"Whatever."

Dean grunts, and slides back in next to Castiel, who pushes the jug away, and slumps back against the booth.

Silence follows both Sam and Castiel's heavy pants.

Only for Castiel to grin again.

"That was awesome, I'm trying another."

[holdharmonysacred]

It’s like, with Papa Nier it’s still rough, but it’s not as “holy fuck” because big buff gruff papa bear video game dad protagonist is already just a massive cliche over here in western video games even taking into account that Papa Nier was an early example. Brother Nier though is the exact same “Oh here’s a normal sweet guy protag boy - oh god oh jesus christ what the fuck” type as dimitri fire emblem and it hits like a goddamn truck, especially given younger bro Nier’s major case of babyface before the timeskip. God. This is gonna be a time.

[analyzingadventure]

I’M 5 EPISODES BEHIND ON PSI, I CAN ONLY WATCH 4 BECAUSE THE NEWEST ONE ISN’T AVAILABLE YET AND IT’S KILLING ME BECAUSE I SAW AN OUT-OF-CONTEXT MEME ABOUT IT AND IT HAD SOME IMPLICATIONS ABOUT IT

ANYWAYS, LET’S CATCH UP ON PSI, EPISODES 20-23, LET’S GO

Okay let’s save that widdle baby from that test tube

HOLY SHIT PSI’S VELGRMON IS HUGE

THAT IS A BIG FUCKING BIRB

That is a weird way for Devimon to ask Velgrmon to fetch Takeru considdering he was technically already captured by Devimon but okay I guess

MEGADRAMON!!! YEAH

Leomon please don’t die

Ah, they are acknowledging that the kids were missing for three days during a horrifying black-out, I was worried they wouldn’t like, acknowledge that at all

Koushirou’s hesistant to talk about his parents... Oh baby... ;_;

TENTOMON!! How’re you messaging to the kids?? IS GENNAI THERE TO HELP?? Or are you just in the Network messing with stuff?? Probably?

Oh, great, Algomon still isn’t fucking dead. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO KILL THIS FUCKER

Is that squid thing Calmaramon? It looks like Calmaramon??

oH MY GOD it took me a moment to realize what was happening but WEREGARURUMON HITCHING A RIDE ON THE GIGA DESTROYER MISSILE WAS HILARIOUS OMG HE’S USING IT LIKE A SKATEBOARD LMFAO

YEAH YAMATO, SAVE YOUR BABY BRO!!!

TAKERUUU!! SASUKEEEE wait

ANGEMON!!!! BABY!!! WHERE ARE YOU ANGEMON?!?!

Megumin Han.... I’m so happy to hear your voice ;___;

A beautiful reunion

Takeru seems to be taking... [/points at the DW and the Digimon] everything really well

Jesus Velgrmon is stronk

NOOO THEY JUST SAVED TAKERU, FUCK

ANGEMON WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED YOU!!!

OHHHHH TAKERU IS ANGERY no talk to him he angy

YEAH ANGEMON, FLY LIKE THE FUCKING WIND

God I love WereGarurumon’s nail polish, it looks fantastic yo

ANGEMON!!!!! Feather symbolism yeee

Is Angemon gonna spend all his powers to kill Velgrmon and die instantly? That’d be hilarious

Awe, no Giga Destroyer? Just Giga Storm? D’aww

HE IS GONNA DIE, ISN’T HE

ENJOY YOUR TRAUMA TAKERU LMFAO

oh mY GOD SKULL KNIGHTMON CAME IN AND STOLE IT TOO, YOU FUCKER LMAO

EPISODE 21, LET’S GO

Yamato I’m sure you could explain a few things to Takeru while you’re just chasing Skull Knightmon

Ah Devimon, your arms are as long as always, how wonderful

Ah, more Xros Wars rep! Splashmon! :D

TAKERU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

YOU JUST GOT HERE LITTLE CHILD, DON’T JUST JUMP INTO THE HOLE HEAD FIRST, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Oh wow Devimon had prepared an Evil Incubator for Angemon’s Digiegg, how fast and nice

Poor baby is gonna get super corrupted, eh?

IT’S SO NICE... TO SEE THESE FAMILY MEMBERS OF THE KIDS, LOOKING SAME AS ALWAYS AND STUFF

Oh wow did Koushirou just hack the Digivices, WOW

IT IS CALAMARAMON! I KNEW IT, FUCK, I am so enjoying the Frontier/Xros Wars rep rn, thanks Toei, I wub you

Is that another nuke? Are they launching another nuke? No? Just a massive crash at a dock?

I was just gonna complain about Psi having a serious case of Takuya & Kouji Show-syndrome but if Sora and co get to deal with the threat in the Network while Taichi and Yamato are rescuing Angemon’s egg, I’ll be okay with it

Takeru, your Powers of Adorable will not save the world, I’m sorry, you’re just gonna get yourself killed and/or kill Yamato a third heart attack, PLEASE GO BACK

Holy shit METALGREYON NOOOOOOO DON’T HURT HIM LIKE NOOOOOOOO MY BABY ;A;

THAT IS A BIG EYE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

A Digimon that was sealed away by Devimon or something? IDK it’s kinda scawy

METALGREYMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAICHI PLEASE SAVE HIM ;_; YAMATO GO HELP HIM YOU WIMP

OWO WHAT'S THIS

A NEW METALGREYMON VARIANT? (Or a different Mode?)

Tbh the new cannon kida clashes with MetalGrey’s oldschool design a lil BUT IT’S FINE, IT’S COOL

Agumon deserves a nap

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

ELDORADIMON???? IS IT OH IT TOTALLY IS, RIGHT? YEAH

I love the textures on his face, the pencil strokes look really cool

EPISODE 22 WOOO

I think I’ve complained about this before but it has kinda bothered me before how the Digimon don’t have to rest or eat before entering into battle again, and like, while it’s been mostly fine up until now... Like ever since the kids entered the Fake Tokyo they have pretty much been fighting non-stop without resting or eating and like, it’s starting to get to me, their stamina to keep on fighting is a bit much and it’s just gonna keep on going until Devimon’s dead, isn’t it

How are you climbing this wall that’s this god damn steep, you are a little child HOW DO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLES FOR THIS, I’M A GROWN ASS ADULT I DON’T HAVE THE MUSCLES FOR IT

Gabumon is a sweetheart and I would die for him

Koushirou, why didn’t you have your partners evolve faster, jesus christ (like I’ll give Gomamon and Palmon a break but the other two? Jesus)

Oh that DigiEgg is getting so super corrupted, isn’t it? Oh yeah, Devimon is trying to turn Angemon into a fallen angel like him, amazing

I wish Skull Knightmon had like a personality... In fact I wish all of the enemies had personalities beyond Devimon being ominous and Orgemon dumb with lots of honor

Jyou is gonna get in such great shape from running up those stairs- he ain’t skipping Leg Day, not today

Skull Knightmon is so cool I wish he had more of a personality ;_; I wanna root for him but beyond doing cool shit he has nothing going for him

Ah, the upgrade to MetalGrey wasn’t permanent, just a temporary buff from the power of Courage

DARK KNIGHTMON! YEAAAH

I hope Eldoradimon is okay with all this chaos happening inside him; like I hope he doesn’t get an upset stomach from this

THE BABY TOLD YOU TO MOVE, SO MOVE, KNIGHTMON!

Poor Calamaramon died without ever getting a personality ;_;

How the fuck is this infact making these gigantic leaps over great distances

God Takeru you are so cute, you widdle baby you

Oh man the hightech wings really don’t fit with the punk look of WereGarurumon at all

Welp the DigiEgg got dipped in the miasma like an egg in soy sauce, Press F for Patamon, say “hi” to Tsukaimon

Oooo the egg is exploding! :D

Oh, the egg... I mean it didn’t explode but it destroy the fortress

POYOMON! :D

Devimon, are ya gonna finally show up in person

YEAHHHHHHH DEVIMON!!!! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY I MISSED YOU YOU EDGY GOTH BASTARD

OOOO DEVIMON AND ANGEMON GO BACK? THEY HAVE A HISTORY? Well this is a ship I’m into, let’s go

EPISODE 23!

DEVIMON AND ANGEMON USED TO BE FRIIIIIENDS ohhhhhhhhh I wanna know more about their history THIS IS A JUICY SHIP RIGHT HERE

Ohhh he is so OP, I love that, thanks

How’d MetalGrey and WereGaruru get the message to use the rubble as cover? Not that it worked really

Devimon can use finger beams, lovely

Sora and co should really evolve to Perfect, like they should’ve evolved earlier to begin with

OH SHIT, WE GOT EVOLUTION ALREADY! I mean it’s only Tokomon, which ain’t that useful rn, but okay

Oh Devimon just gave Tokomon this angry-ex look oh my god

I wonder if Devimon’s plan was to like, bypass the need to use humans directly to evolve, instead using the data from humans to forcibly bring forth evolution

NeoDevimon isn’t as cool and sexy as vanilla Devimon, F

Honestly I’m kinda sad he evolve to begin with because Devimon was already super OP, like he didn’t evolve because he was losing, he evolve because his ex made him angry (although I mean I guess that is funny)

Oh WereGarurumon can just do the wing thing at will? Seems OP but okay

Ah, but I know Devimon isn’t dead yet... Saw the new Digimon Bandai shared on Twitter, the new Devimon form that is VERY SEXY (IDK if this needs to be stated but I do say “sexy” here ironically)

OH, Dark Knightmon, you’re still alive? You gonna take lead from now on?

Ohohohohohoh let’s go, gimme that new Devimon

OH MAN, IT WASN’T THIS EPISODE? HE’S SHOWING UP IN THE NEXT EPISODE? Boo, now I gotta wait :(

So I saw some memes on Twitter (along with the art of the new Digi), them including Taichi dying, dark evolution, a clip from the Adventure dub finale where Agumon’s like “next time I’ll evolve into one of the Dark Masters” so like

NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA FUN, also I’m kinda unsure if I wanna watch the preview or not... Like I already know so much out-of-context so I’m afraid if the preview is gonna tell me even more to a point it gets too much, or if it should be fine...

No, I have no chill, Psi has been teasing Mugendramon to me this whole god damn time, I NEED TO KNOW IF WE GET MUGENDRAMON LIKE THE MEMES PROPHESIZED, I NEED TO KNOW

PREVIEW!

LMAO IT REALLY DOES JUST START WITH “TAICHI DIES” JKSDFHKJSDFGJSFDGHJ

OH MAN WE ARE GONNA GET MUGENDRAMON AREN’T WE

I’M SO EXCITED

ALSO DOWNDEVIMON OHOHOHHOHOHO

NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE GOOOD I can’t wait