#holly meme

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[reu8ell]

Locke saying this and getting killed by taryn is so funny lmao taryn said you're the problem and solved it by murdering him

[viivdle]

jude during the exile:

cardan during the exile:

[smutbutoutofnowhere]

having a hyper fixation on a character that has no content is like being randomly very hungry in the middle of the night and going to the kitchen only to find out there’s absolutely nothing to eat but you’re literally so desperate and hungry so you eat even the smallest of crumbs

[thebestbrunettee]

jude: so, cardan and i are engaged.

madoc: i wish you asked me first, greenbriar.

cardan:

cardan: i’m sorry, madoc, but you’re just not my type.

[elwoodallimann]

Madoc, a trained war general : takes 3 days to realise his daughter is in fact his other daughter, finds out only bc she looked at the war map for too long

Cardan, who used to bully said-daughter : takes 0.5 seconds to realise they switched place and that its not Taryn standing in front of him but Jude

[magniloquent-raven]

babysitter billy my beloved

[more here]

[madockisser]

madoc encouraging murder to his thousands of bastard/adopted/in law children

[rbfannee]

found this quote and it made me think of them immediately 😭😭

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

POV you overhear Cardan Greenbriar talking to someone on the phone

[dorcasmckinnonn]

how dare cardan greenbriar casually drop a number like "yes, my sweet villain, my darling god" and kiss jude duarte on the mouth in front of basically the whole damn kingdom

[graaaaaayy]

’he bullies you because he likes you’ is absolute bullshit unless it’s Cardan Greenbriar

[reu8ell]

Cardan being self-deprecatingly honest

[viivdle]

jude coming back to the court of shadows in tcp:

[rp-meme-central]

B. Dylan Hollis baking Tiktoks - #9 - sentence starters

1, “It’s been said that there’s a cookie for every occasion, and if that’s the case, then this must be the cookie for when you descend into psychosis.” 

2. “This is not a cookie. This is a wrong way to make oatmeal.” 

3. “I relate to sprinkles because they’re dainty, frivolous, and let’s face it, just a little bit limp-wristed.”

4. “It tastes like summer camp. Like ‘baby bottle pop’ nostalgic.” 

5. “What, you’ve never put cereal in a blender before? Calling yourself a chef?” 

6. “If you’ve never had a prune, good! Best not to engage with the enemy.” 

7. “I tell you, cheese makes everything better. Except car accidents. Trust me, I’ve tried. The police got very mad.” 

8. “I don’t like boxes. People get buried in them.”

9. “If it looks like oil, it must be good.” 

10. “This is pretty good, but you gotta have some strong chompers.”  

11. “Please remove the wrappers. Aluminium has no nutritional value.” 

12. “This has no right being this satisfying.” 

13. “My fingers are stuck.” 

14. “That’s long enough. I want ice cream!” 

15. “Cornmeal bothers me. On the one hand, it’s vegetable dust, and on the other hand, I have... fingers.” 

16. “I’m baking soup.”

17. “I don’t know much about Texas. I’m told things there are large.” 

18. “I can feel my teeth falling out of my face right now.” 

19. “We start with two big packs of jell-o, because one would be too easy and three is a felony.” 

20. “This person has been to a dark place. Seen bad things.” 

[vino---delectable]

Cardan: "I could give you the world!"

Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."