#holly meme

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[viivdle]

jude during the exile:

cardan during the exile:

[reu8ell]

Locke saying this and getting killed by taryn is so funny lmao taryn said you're the problem and solved it by murdering him

[jkriordanverse]

This is so Jurdan coded

[thebestbrunettee]

jude: so, cardan and i are engaged.

madoc: i wish you asked me first, greenbriar.

cardan:

cardan: i’m sorry, madoc, but you’re just not my type.

[smutbutoutofnowhere]

having a hyper fixation on a character that has no content is like being randomly very hungry in the middle of the night and going to the kitchen only to find out there’s absolutely nothing to eat but you’re literally so desperate and hungry so you eat even the smallest of crumbs

[elwoodallimann]

Madoc, a trained war general : takes 3 days to realise his daughter is in fact his other daughter, finds out only bc she looked at the war map for too long

Cardan, who used to bully said-daughter : takes 0.5 seconds to realise they switched place and that its not Taryn standing in front of him but Jude

[magniloquent-raven]

babysitter billy my beloved

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[rbfannee]

found this quote and it made me think of them immediately 😭😭

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

POV you overhear Cardan Greenbriar talking to someone on the phone

[odo-apologist]

This is how Queeg went right

[dorcasmckinnonn]

how dare cardan greenbriar casually drop a number like "yes, my sweet villain, my darling god" and kiss jude duarte on the mouth in front of basically the whole damn kingdom

[viivdle]

jude coming back to the court of shadows in tcp:

[reu8ell]

Cardan being self-deprecatingly honest

[doinkdoinkdonk]

via bdylanhollis on instagram

[graaaaaayy]

’he bullies you because he likes you’ is absolute bullshit unless it’s Cardan Greenbriar