#holiday quotes

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Seladon: Santa is kind of an asshole, he works one day of the trine and spends the rest of it judging you.

Brea: I think you two would get on well then.

[lacysbookshelf]

"I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel."

-Charlie Brown

[lavandamichelle]

50 Merry and Bright Christmas Quotes to Share This Season

The twinkling lights, the scent of gingerbread, the joyous carols — Christmas is a time for spreading love, laughter, and good cheer. And what better way to express your holiday spirit than with heartwarming and inspiring Christmas quotes? Whether you’re searching for the perfect inscription for your holiday cards, a heartwarming message for loved ones, or simply seeking a touch of festive…

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

That December mood

[jay-wasreblogging]

Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?

[bionicboxes]

this is all just a bad dream. and you're never waking up.

version without the 'proceed' text

[snail17]

Dazai: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Atsushi: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Kunikida.

Dazai, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

[sxphr]

Bianca: Hey, has anyone seen Addams?

Enid: She said she was going to get some Halloween decorations for the dorm room.

Yoko: Oh, that's what she's doing.

Enid: What do you mean?

Yoko: ...Last I saw her she was heading into the cemetery with a shovel.

Bianca:

Enid: Goddammit, I told her no real skeletons.

[xxfabulashxx]

[lazyhomestay]

"You are the living embodiment of the Decepticon ideal and are merely a step away from completely embracing it."

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

If any grinch tries to steal my Christmas I got two words for them: battle axe.

- Fara

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: Here's a fun Winter Solstice idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Rhys: Cassian, no.

Feyre: Mistlefoe!

Rhys: Feyre darling, please stop encouraging him.

[lavandamichelle]

Thanksgiving Quotes to Fill Your Heart with Thanks

As we approach the season of thanks, let’s dive into a treasure trove of Thanksgiving quotes that go beyond the turkey and stuffing. From heartfelt expressions to humorous quips, these quotes will add a dash of warmth and wit to your holiday. Get ready to fill your heart with gratitude and your blog with a harvest of joy! Section 1: Giving Thanks “Gratitude turns what we have into…

[catchymemes]

[blabbershere]

The time flows in strange ways on Sundays.

— Haruki Murakami // 1Q84