#hold my heart in your hands

[starry-bi-sky]

No.

No, no, no, no, NO!

He's shaking. His heart is burning in his chest, pounding like a jackhammer against his ribs, and there's a trembling, aching rage building beneath his tongue and pressing against his teeth.

In his hands, his fingers tense and wrists locked, the article reads in big, black font: JOKER LOCKED IN ARKHAM ASYLUM AGAIN!

Danny shouldn't feel so angry about this, this is a good thing. Gotham doesn't have to deal with him for another few months at the least. He should feel relieved, a little more at peace.

He is not.

He cannot swallow the fury thudding behind his eyes, the burning white heat searing a deeper hole in his chest. A searing green filling static in his ears in the way only the rage of the restless dead can have.

How is he going to kill him now?

Arkham may be the only asylum in America made entirely of tissue paper, but it's still an asylum. There are cameras, guards, other patients resting inside. Danny can think of a million different ways to sneak in and kill Joker, but someone will hear his screaming.

It'd have to be rushed.

He doesn't want it to be rushed.

It's a cruel thought. Cruel and cold and merciless, but Danny doesn't feel an ounce of shame, not an ounce of guilt, for it. He wants to be alone with the Joker when he kills him, that's all he wants. In Arkham, you are never alone.

He forces his anger to bubble back down into his chest, stuffing it between his heartstrings and his ribs like a blanket you're trying to bunch up into a corner. It sizzles and burbles. The static begins to fade out into a high-pitched ringing; it sounds like distant screaming.

Danny is still trembling, but he can think a little clearer now.

He can wait.

He can wait. He can wait. He can wait. He canwait. Hecanwait. Hecanwait.

He can wait.

He's waited five years for this. He can wait one more week. One more month. One more year. However long it takes for the Joker to break back out, Danny can wait.

And when the Joker does, inevitably, break out.

Danny uncrinkles his fingers around the edges of the newspaper, loosens his limbs just enough so he can pay for it.

He'll be waiting.

The dead, after all, have all the time in the world.

[uhohbestie]

HERE IT IS, what Lock sent me that I was talking about in my last post! The pictures Scar and Grian took in TAMN!! All printed and "developed" for real, with a letter from TAMN!Mumbo to boot! Hahaha! 😭💜💜💜

The WAY my hands started shaking when I read the letter because I knew immediately what was going to be in that envelope aaaaa, the perfect surprise!

In any case, Lock figured I should post this first, and then they'd post the art in a separate post, which you can see here if you want detailed shots of the photos they printed! :D 📸

[jullbnt]

So. Looks like we're really getting that movie this time.

I've decided I wanted to feel excited and laugh about this instead of being worried :D. It's a live action movie and I'm perfectly fine haha what could go wrong!

Drawing my favorite trio helps :)). I've been laughing way too much at Mr. Dragmire here 😆

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Commands - Balloon Letter

[avalencias]

yes I was inspired by the latest chapter of this fic, no I don’t want to talk about it.

(fic by @picturesofthegoneworlds)

[betaphannie]

ngl i DO feel slightly superior to phannies who only decidedly became phillies in recent years. where were you when he was hanging onto that outdated fringe for life? where were you during the campaign to get phil to win the bonca for creator of the year? do you know what it was like in the trenches trying to escape the constant dan edits and having to scour for phil edit scraps? the OG it boy will always be my boy

[bandtrees]

Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free.

[bakudekublogblog]

i'm sorry i dont think we're talking enough about the bkdk music video. they wrote a whole song full of yearning lyrics and holding hands and longing to be at each other's sides and miscommunicating but still wanting to be together, and then they put child actors in bkdk colors and hand them playing super heroes and holding hands. like bkdks were just given that. an official bkdk song and music video. hello????

[cheshira-go]

dancing in snow, holding hands, laughing from the bottom of the heart he gave you, pouting but letting him dance with you, sharing this moment together

for Christmas and Valentine's Day in Japan, no less

from the very beginning till the very end it was our Sukuita Kaisen

[beelikestoread]

can’t stop thinking about this idea that popped into my head the other week where you’re in a (very healthy, happy, and loving) relationship with yoongi, and one night after having a few drinks y’all start talking about your kinks and he admits he’s often fantasized about getting to watch you get fucked by someone else.

and honestly, you’re very intrigued by the idea (aka lowkey salivating at the thought) so you jokingly say you’d be down, not wanting to fully commit to it in case yoongi is just being drunk and silly.

so imagine your surprise when only a few days later he brings up your conversation from the other night (completely sober this time), and he name drops his super cute friend jungkook (that you’ve met in passing a few times at various outings and dinner parties), and how he thinks he’d be the perfect candidate to play a part in this particular fantasy of his…

and you’re finding it really difficult to outright say no to your boyfriend, especially when he looks so excited at the idea of it, and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t find his friend attractive…so would it really be the worst thing if just once you agreed to let your doting boyfriend’s hot younger friend fuck your brains out while he sat back and watched it all happen???

[paleoleigh]

I just want my pirate show back fr this isn't funny anymore.

[jacksjoke]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[bazpango]

Forty Seconds on the Clock - Ch5: Sorry Sights

Big big thanks to @shydroid3000 for all you do. Some of my best ideas are sowed from your seeds.

Thank you immensely to @nezz-cringe-crib for graciously allowing me to use his artwork for this chapter's cover artwork. The yaoi machine is indeed broken (but fixable!) and is at the computer repair shop for the week. But honestly I'm not even mad because Nezz' work is glorious and deserves to be shared 😌

Honorable mention to birthday boy @dancing-lex who I got to hang out with IRL and take to a hockey game today. We brainstormed some shinanigans for later chapters and i am screaming about it!!

[fadetouchedfennec]

it beats for you

[papertowness]

admittedly one of my favorite things about house ( that also drives me up a wall ) is that something Really Big happens and then the next episode they like loosely mention it like wow wasn’t it crazy that that happened . anyway haha