#hojo bnha

[thotsforvillainrights]

Might I request some misc villains smut (especially wash 😍)

(Misc like random? Thanks! Let's see who I wanna toss out there? How about something random for them too? NO WASH INVOLVED)

~Miscellaneous Villains Smut~

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Nine is a very gentle lover in my opinion. You likely won't be getting anything close to fucking with him for a very long time. Please just settle for making love instead. Slow and passionate strokes, lots of conversation/praise, gentle kissing and petting. He loves you and tends to show it in everything he says or does. It may become boring after some time of being with him but I'd recommend you being patient. Simply for the fact that once he finally DOES get a little more naughty, that patience pays off tenfold.

He's wanted you for a long time and clearly he shows it in the way he hasn't let you leave the room for the past few hours or so. If you want a glass of water or an extra pillow, no worries. He'll gladly bring it to you as long as you stay right where you are and don't leave that spot. I certainly hope you don't have work in the morning...

More so than Nine above, Spinner is an even more gentle lover that seems to be a bit clumsy when first engaging with you. He's a fumbling mess to begin with, overly careful of his actions to the point of far too slow stroking. You might need to bring him back into reality or maybe I mean for you to put your foot down if you want the good stuff. Otherwise, he's going to continue to be very cautious of you. Place a gentle hand on his cheek and give him that kind smile. Tell him it's okay and he's not hurting you (because let's face it, he's not even close to), then tell him exactly how you want it. He might just begin to comply!

I hope you continue to have that same patience with him because it's gonna be a long time before he doesn't finish too quickly. The first weeks aren't exactly Hell like they should be had it not been for the fact that he makes sure you finish one way or another. However it can take some time to get used to. Take it as a compliment! He's really into you after all!

Another intensive lover with his mind focused on bringing you to the edge before EVER focusing on himself. Likes to lay you down and start at your toes, working his way up your legs and to your neck. Definitely the type to lay a smooth kiss on your forehead before sliding slowly into you, giving you time to adjust to him before asking you if he can move. He takes his time with you and sure no one is perfect in bed...but he's pretty damn near close to it. He might even draw out a few orgasms, never fully admitting how much he loves to see you beg for him (overstim is a different conversation).

-Favorite thing to do with you includes a bit of light teasing. Some naughty texts would be at the top of the list. He loves how wild you drive him. He loves the way your seem to surprise him all the time! Something like getting a new set of sexy pajamas and suddenly video calling him in the middle of a meeting? Oh it's one sure fire way to get him home early after work

[delawaredetroit]

Yeah, these three Overhaul lackeys are teasers for Toga, Touya, and Shigaraki's backstories respectively.

"Some were tossed aside when they didn't mesh with society" - The guy with the eating quirk is a narrative parallel for Toga. They both had impulses from their quirk that were rejected by society. Toga was tossed out of of her home after she lost control. Even further, their quirk related impulses unchecked both became cannibalism adjacent in nature.

"Another was betrayed by a lover and beset with crushing debt. Not even allowed to die..." - Hear me out, Larceny is a Touya parallel. From Touya's point of view he was betrayed by the most important figure in his life when Endeavor chose someone else as his successor and Endeavor wouldn't look at him anymore. Touya paid the debt for his father's sins every day by having to live every day in a body unsuited to his quirk due to his father's attempts at eugenics. He wasn't even allowed death after Sekoto Peak and had to survive alone on the street.

"And another became the tool of some money-grubber. And when that pig figured out my fake gems were worthless..." - This one is a stretch, but Shigaraki and this crystal guy have a vague parallel of people exploited as tools by people more powerful than them. Visually, how this villain was using his crystal quirk looked similar to Shigaraki's growths that became so large they engulfed him in the final war arc. Shigaraki is a difficult character to parallel with ordinary heroes or villains because being groomed as a vessel of hatred to be body snatched to steal an ancient eldritch quirk is pretty far outside the norm.

[schlechtenhunde]

autumn-themed shie hassaikai doodles (need that chilly weather to approach faster)

[bittasol]

making venn diagrams of my blorbos like Yeah

started with this version and remembered ive mentally compared iruma to nagisa before so why not throw him in too!! i made very surface level comparisons, i think theres a few more to make if you dig deep!

[number1villainstan]

Hojo: Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you do that? Setsuno: Kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks. Kurono: Kill me four times, just make out with me already cuz you're clearly obsessed.

[germinatorkai]

Random ass post of shit I've made.

Idk if I should post more because I do have a lot.

[angie-starz]

More art for L.O.V+E

[underratedmhapoll]

Bonus Poll - Pick a Shie Hassaikai Member at Gunpoint

[spinji]

I MISS THEM!!

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Setsuno, looking at one of Eri’s plushies: what happens if clefairy’s tail uncurls?

Eri: the world ends.

Hojo: damn-

Setsuno: the child has spoken.

[mha-ship-of-the-day]

The Ship of the Day is:

Yu Hojo x Soramitsu Tabe

[delawaredetroit]

This speech from Amajiki is really giving Ochako versus Toga minus the romantic subtext.

"You really trust each other, and that was some killer teamwork!"

"I might not understand your grief. Your rage. Everything that led you here...but I know all about solid bonds!"

Amajiki didn't condone their behavior, but he affirmed these villains' humanity. He didn't center himself and listened to their grievances. He praised them for their virtues, but stopped them from doing more harm to themselves and others. Amajiki was the first hero character in the manga shown acknowledging villains like this.

"And my friends don't use each other! Because friends don't eat friends."

This was Amajiki trying to impart on these villains that Overhaul wasn't worthy of their genuine dedication. The three of them are friends, but Overhaul isn't a friend because he was only using them for his own gain. Amajiki phrases this in terms of consumption due to the nature of his own quirk and how he gains power through eating. But, narratively, this exploitation visualized as consumption/absorption is repeated throughout BNHA. Overhaul literally absorbed multiple subordinates into his body to temporarily make himself stronger. Vestige All for One swallowed Shigaraki's consciousness during the Third Act.

[dustyskies747]

With bnha ending in like 5 chapters I’d like to put my delusional request out there, come here horikoshi

-pat pat-

I want to see the hassaikai again

LISTEN I KNOW. THEYRE BAD

I am a hassaiaki LOVER but not defender it is on SIGHT for you 11 mother fuckers but I miss said 11 mother fuckers (okay except Mimic, Tabe and Rikiya you three can STAY gone.)

Just simple stuff, like just one little panel during some narration show me like chrono and nemoto playing shogi in prison (I think chrono, nemoto and mimic are in one prison, Hojo, Setsuno and Tabe in another??don’t quote me some of them are still together though it’s in the analysis book), show me deidoro making toilet wine, show me Rappa teaching the other prisoners how to fight, show me Tengai meditating with the other prisoners, just show me overhaul period. I just MISS THEM.

I also have just a lot of questions about a LOT of the Hassaikai I won’t get answered (What made Nemoto go from being a con man to valuing truth above all else? What kind of cons did he run? Does he wear his glasses under his mask? What made tengai stop being a monk? I still FIRMLY believe pops and chrono are related. Also in the analysis book it says Rikiya started out as Overhaul’s younger brother like figure like EXCUSE ME??? WHY WASNT THIS ELABORATED ON??) I’ve accepted that but I just wanna see their pretty little faces again. Also chrono was ranked 28 in the latest popularity poll show HIM TO ME.

[number1villainstan]

Do you have any headcannons on how the Hassaikai (other than kai) interact with Eri?

Ooo, that's a good question. Let's break it up into canon/canon-adjacent and an AU where Eri, at baseline, isn't being tortured for her blood.

(Important note: 'Expendables' usually refers to the Eight Precepts + Chisaki, Kurono and Irinaka; they're all Expendables. Precepts or Eight would refer to the group of Eight that doesn't include Chisaki, Kurono, or Irinaka.)

Canon 'verse:

In a canon/canon-adjacent 'verse, I don't think the Eight interact with her at all; most (if not all) don't even realize she exists--although some of them suspect that their boss is hiding or just not talking about something--and if they find out later it's probably a huge test of their loyalty.

Kurono canonically interacts with her, probably regularly; he probably worries a bit over what they're doing to her, but as someone who grew up in a shitty abusive orphanage and then in the yakuza he doesn't exactly have a solid conception of what a healthy childhood is supposed to look like, so Kai's explanations of 'we're feeding her, we're giving her shelter, and we're leaving her alone except for getting her blood' satisfy him anytime he brings it up.

Irinaka has probably interacted with Eri a few times, but not frequently or regularly. He also doesn't have a solid conception of a healthy/normal childhood (tbh I don't think any of the Expendables do), nor does he fully realize what's going on with Eri.

Nemoto knows something's up--he's known Chisaki for years at this point, and can tell when he's getting cagey, but he can't get the answers out of him. If he were to stumble across Eri in person, however, he'd probably put some very concerning pieces together almost immediately and end up demanding answers instead of just gently nudging like he usually does--as cynical as he is, and as much hope as he gave up while on the streets, he still doesn't like it when children get hurt. And part of him thought that Chisaki was better.

Sakaki knows that Nemoto thinks something is up, but doesn't worry too much. If he ran into Eri, he would not put the pieces together, and also wouldn't really know how to interact with her. He has...very limited experience with children. (Sakaki: So, uh...you want a beer? Nemoto: SHE'S FOUR)

Setsuno would probably realize some stuff--not as much as Nemoto, but enough to know that something fucky is going on. Unlike Nemoto, he'd be scared rather than angry, so instead of demanding answers he'd resolve to instead keep an eye on her, and try to visit her when no one else is around to catch him. Setsuno has (or had) several younger siblings and often helped his older sister care for them (yay parentification from having depressed and overworked parents), so he's a lot better with Eri and a lot more responsible when it comes to Eri than anyone else expected. He'd also trust Chisaki a lot less after that, which Chisaki would notice but not understand, and that might end up causing problems in the circle.

Hojo, I don't (yet) have a solid backstory for, so I don't have a clear idea as to how he would interact with Eri like I do for the three I've listed so far. I want to say he'd interact with her in a similar way that he interacts with Tabe, or at least he'd try to. He might put together some pieces or not, but he'd almost certainly tell the other members of the Trash Trio about her. Eri herself might be intimidated by how tall and big he is.

Tabe would be curious. I headcanon him as intellectually disabled and mute (which is a headcanon I probably stole from you), so he definitely wouldn't realize what's going on. I think he and Eri might get along well, although Eri would be curious as to the signs he makes and why he doesn't talk.

Katsukame would scare her at first, completely by accident, just because he's so big. He'd probably sit or lie down so as not to scare her so much, but much like Sakaki he doesn't have a lot of experience with children and wouldn't really know how to interact with her. It's kind of a coin toss as to whether or not he realizes she's in a bad situation.

Rappa, like Katsukame, is a Big Guy and scares Eri at first, but he probably wouldn't totally process like 'oh she's scared and hurt.' He's just as loud and boisterous as he is with anyone else, in part because like many of the other Eight he has very little experience with children, and that would scare her even more. He might even try to pick her up which...would not go well.

Tengai also has very little experience with kids. He also have very little patience with them, because he doesn't understand them and he's probably already tired from dealing with Rappa. He'd be fine with Eri while she's quiet and not bugging him with questions, which that might be the whole visit, but if she started grabbing at him or bugging him with questions about his mask or earmuffs or why he's got his eyes closed all the time he's out. Only later would he realize that maybe that little girl is in a not-fantastic situation.

A kinder AU:

Let's take this AU as something like canon divergent, where Eri and Chisaki were introduced in a way that didn't make Chisaki think he was being replaced as Pops' child and trigger the abandonment issues he's in deep denial about. Maybe she just wandered into Kai's side of the complex one day, or they met before the Quirk accident. Things would definitely be different in that AU.

In this AU, I think Nemoto might end up volunteering as the primary caretaker, with Setsuno right behind him. A lot of people would be surprised at Setsuno stepping up. She'd still spend a lot of time with Chisaki, Kurono, and Irinaka, probably along with Pops, but Nemoto and Setsuno would have the most understanding of actual children among that group. She'd also probably warm up to Katsukame faster than to Rappa, since Katsukame would be calmer around her; it'd take a while for her to warm up to Rappa's boisterousness. Tengai would probably avoid her most of the time. Hojo I think would like letting her sit on his shoulders, and she'd probably like hanging out with Tabe. She'd like Sakaki while he's sober and calm. Not so much when he's drunk.

[underratedmhapoll]

Match 13 - Shie Hassaikai Member: Yu Hojo VS Police Force Member: Sansa Tamakawa

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Hojo: would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

Overhaul: matter baby. Hari’s tried this on me before. You can’t fool me.

Hojo: fuck y’all, I’ll pistol whip you on sight.

Chrono: do it pussy!