#hogwarts legacy merchandise

[thatslytherinqueen]

Anybody feel like aswell with Hogwarts Legacy, they missed a trick not selling official merchandise for it???? Like we all know the Wizarding world merchandise sells well but we need stuff officially made from the game! For example house scarves, tees, wands, hoodies, plush, figures, etc we've only gotten a poster and the odd tee but nothing special oh and the books maybe I forgot to mention.... but would be nice to own stuff with more Sebastian on it lol 😆 😅

I'm a huge slytherin collector! So yeah I would've liked to own stuff around my fave game....... who knows they may do so eventually.... again not getting my hopes up 😅 fanmade stuff is great still atleast we've got amazing artists who make and draw things from it.....

[slytherin-paramour]

Love my keyring. I don't know whether to use it as a keyring or keep it in the box!

[slytherinsomniari]

Uhhhhh I recently ordered two more Sebastian shirts since I finally bought one of them earlier and I just got a package today…they sent me two more of those shirts I ordered. I only ordered one set of those two shirts so I don’t know if Amazon did this on purpose or on accident. I’m very happy either way but this was just unexpected 😂

[hyperfixated-clown]

OFFICIAL SEBASTIAN MERCH!!!

…But where the fuck is Ominis?!? 😡

[nightlydream]

Ominis Lovers like me joyous! Lol Ominis T-shirt for all the Omi simps has been found lol!

[lucid-lefty]

This is why buying Hogwarts Legacy or any Harry Potter merchandise has an actual terrible and tangible effect on real world politics. Every penny and cent gives her more influence, which she uses to throw her political clout around. I know Labour are awful, and have pretty much the same opinion as her on gender, but they will lean into being more hostile to trans people just to appease this awful bigot and her rabid fans. Just stop buying her shit!

[phantom-of-the-memes]

The uniform robe has been sold. I’m still selling the rest as well as some clothes like some denim jackets. I will also be adding more items soon such as books.

Please boost if you can, I’m trying to save up for a mobility aid, and would also just like to clear some space in my wardrobe.

So I’ve been trying to sell my old Harry Potter merch on Depop. I’m in Ireland but I can do some international shipping, depends on costs.

All merch is official from the Warner bros studio in London. I’m selling a Hufflepuff uniform robe, a Hufflepuff uniform jumper, a Hufflepuff uniform tie, a Hufflepuff scarf, a Hufflepuff baseball hat, and Hermione Granger’s wand.

It would really help me out if you could boost or let anyone who would be interested know.

[lostmyremembrall]

Hogwarts Legacy Accurate to Victorian Era Pt. 2

Thank you so so much for the lovely response to my first one! I'm so happy that you enjoyed it. This was just supposed to be a one-off, but here is part 2!

Read Pt. 1 !

Warning for brief mentions of: Dissection. Gore. Sex and lust. Antiquated ideas. Cannibalism. All the good stuff.

Simple Solution for an Injury

Complex injury? Amputate it!

No Anesthesia. No antibiotics.

Have fun going into shock from the pain.

Survived the surgery? Have fun with the post-surgery infection.

Ominis taking one glance at Sebastian's broken leg.

Ominis: "Lose the leg."

Sebastian: "Wait, no. Hold on, we can just use episkey-"

MC: *already raising an axe with a psychotic grin*

MC: "Sorry, Sebastian. Your lovely leg will be sorely missed!"

Cereal for Proper Gentlemen

Cereal is just becoming popularised, more so in America.

Most importantly, it's considered a proper thing to eat for gentlemen since, apparently, it has the effect of keeping your urges at bay.

Sebastian and Garreth always feel they need cereal to keep themselves in check. So they usually begin their day by eating two full bowls of cereal.

Ominis and Amit would eat cereal once in a while.

But strangely, when you sit next to them, you find them reaching for a box of cereal and burying their heads into the bowl, refusing to meet your eyes and their cheeks bright red.

We Party Like It's 1890

Victorians loved the macabre and the exoticism. The best parties were considered the dissection of Egyptian mummies.

Garreth Weasley, knows how to party.

And also happens to know a man who can get him an Egyptian mummy.

The whole school erupts into an excited buzz when they hear of a party being held by Weasley.

How he manages to afford an Egyptian mummy at such a great price, you ask?

If you ask Garreth, he'd say it's thanks to his winning charm.

If you ask Ominis, it's because he's being swindled with some "third-rate corpse dug somewhere from Whitechapel."

Having attended a few of those parties himself back home, Ominis apparently can tell the difference between a real mummy vs. a fabricated one.

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Garreth Weasley rolls up his sleeves, and dramatically flourishes his wand to begin the demonstration.

But, contrary to his boasting, he is quite shit with anatomy and maintaining steady hands.

Amit Thakkar is driven mad to no end at these parties, though he always comes begrudgingly.

He chooses to come because Garreth will literally drag Amit to his party.

But also because Amit naively believes every time that he might be able to teach Garreth a thing or two about anatomy.

Garreth has not failed to disappoint Amit every time so far.

"Agh, Garreth! You've spliced the superior vena cava!"

"Patience now, Amit. A delicate artform such as this takes great skill and control of one's wand-"

Garreth's hand slips, proceeding to stab the heart with the tip of his wand.

"Ah. Shit... Well. That's that."

"No matter." As Garreth wipes his wand on a tablecloth. "Now who wants to try my newest butterbeer!?"

That is usually when the party comes to an abrupt end as everyone rushes to the door.

Cure for All: Egyptian Mummies

Victorians engaging in straight-up Cannibalism

Ground-up mummies from Egypt are sold as a cure for all.

Sebastian, unfortunately, hears this rumour.

The next day, he's selling it in the corridor as a "Miracle Powder: 100% High-Quality Egyptian Mummies - Straight from the Tomb of Pharaohs"

Anne is in on it.

The local population of Inferi have significantly dwindled ever since.

But soon enough, not even Inferi are enough for his demanding supply.

There have been recent headlines in the Daily Prophet of the alarming number of grave robberies. Wizards. Goblins. House-elves. No one is safe.

Ominis: "Really, Sebastian? Grave robbing?"

Sebastian: "It's called procuring the merchandise, Ominis. Clearly, something you don't understand as someone who hadn't had to work a day of his life."

Sebastian boasting about his knack for business.

One night, Sebastian shows up in front of you with two shovels on his shoulders.

MC: "Grave robbing?"

Sebastian: "Grave robbing."

MC: "Should we dig up Uncle Solomon?"

Sebastian, taking way too long to consider: "... Nah. Anne would kill me for it."

MC: "At least that would get us two bodies."

The Beginning of a Business Relation with Garreth

There was one time when Prof Weasley got suspicious of Garreth’s outlandish plans, leaving him unable to retrieve the entertainment for the party that he’d already planned.

"Come on, Sallow. My reputation is at stake."

"Word tells me you can fetch me a mummy, yes?"

Sebastian, being the savvy businessman that he is, strokes his chin.

"I can. But it will cost you."

The whole school will remember that horrendous night, when the mummy mysteriously came back to life, and began attacking the students, the whole room erupting into chaos.

"It's the Pharaoh's Curse!" Duncan Hobhouse wails. "I knew I should've never come!"

Ominis growls about Duncan always complaining, and being too much of a coward to do anything.

Ominis: "Perhaps we sacrifice Puffskein Dunkein to the mummy. We’d feign an accident off school grounds. Nobody needs to know."

"I have it all under control," Sebastian shouts to Garreth.

As he continues to blast Confringo non-stop at the inferi in mid-panic.

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To support Sebastian's growing business, you are in charge of harvesting Inferi and bodies for Sebastian. But Garreth is in charge of the processing.

Ever since the fiasco at the party, Garreth forgave Sebastian and joined in to assist with the processing part.

Garreth says he’s forgiven Sebastian. But he now takes 55% of the cut.

These days, you can find the two in the Undercroft, testing out the newest solution.

The Mad Scientist and The Merchant of Death.

Round goggles. Rolled up sleeves.

A thick pungent smell of whatever solution Garreth came up to quicken the mummification process.

How lovely.

Ominis is not happy.

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If MC is extremely progressive, they'd disapprove of mummy dissection parties and comment to Garreth about the colonial mindset behind parties like this.

For weeks, Garreth is depressed and remorseful.

From then on, the Egyptian Mummy is replaced with a fake from Sallows, Co.

Ugliness

Victorians believed that loveless marriage and sex led to their children being born ugly.

Sebastian loves taunting Leander Prewett along this line of thought.

"Hey Prewett, guess where I was last night?"

Leander rolls his eyes. "Let me guess. My mother's?"

"You're quick this morning, I see. Your mother told me she's never loved your father."

Leander grows bright red, glaring. "Don't you dare, Sallow."

Sebastian with a smirk: "Solved at least one mystery. The reason why you look like a leper."

Leander explodes, warranting Sebastian a number of hexes and detention for both of them.

Source:

-The Astonishingly Slow Progress Towards Surgical Anesthesia -What People Ate to Survive the Victorian Era -Mummy Parties -The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine

[lyinginbedmon]

Oy it’s just getting worse.

So I already gave a (relatively) brief rundown on the whole Situation with Silvervale playing Hogwarts Legacy, receiving criticism for it, crying on stream and then using some Very Specific Words to describe her critics before playing the game some more anyway.

Well... let me tell you about Pikamee.

Pikamee is a fairly typical Japanese VTuber working under the group VOMS Project, which is operated by a Vocaloid producer.

She streamed tweeting about playing the wizard game, got “harassed” (actual evidence of the specific harassment seems hard to come by in most of these cases for some reason), and has now announced that she will be graduating on March 31st. This graduation was actually planned beforehand, but assholes rarely let facts get in the way of being assholes.

“Graduating” is a common VTuber term derived from the Japanese idol industry and can be roughly equated to retiring or just leaving the company, with the added wrinkle that it quite often involves the cessation of all merchandise sales and the destruction or shelving of all available content (channels emptied or deleted, social media accounts terminated, etc.). For VTubers it’s sort of akin to being wiped off the face of the Earth and it generally only happens if you’re retiring retiring, moving on to other career opportunities, or have committed some grave infraction (doxxing, sexual harassment, the like).

Pikamee has 645 thousand subscribers on her main platform.

So in addition to her own share of the right-wing assholes defending Silver, this announcement has now caused a big uptick in avid Pikamee fans denigrating the trans community as they perceive these two things to be directly linked and, hence, believe that toxic trans people have in effect killed their favourite cartoon entertainer.

I will not be citing what they have said in response to the announcement, but it’s pretty bad. Trans VTubers, virtually all of them independent and entirely uninvolved in this situation, are going to have a Month to say the least.

[dramionediscussion]

I don't care about JKR's statements. I literally could care less. I love Harry Potter. I want to buy all kinds of merchandise, I want to visit the parks, I want to play Hogwarts Legacy, I want to have all the illustrated books. Heck even if she releases a new book 30 years post battle today, I will buy it and read it. I'm sick of insufferable people with moral superiority because of the statements she gives. They ruin HP by giving attention to the insanities of an insane woman.

She has the rights to all things HP, so buying new merch, buying the books, visiting the parks, playing the game, and watching the new series, will line her pockets with a shit-ton of money, which she will then donate to organizations that are anti-trans and are actively trying to take away people's rights.

If you are okay with that, okay with ignoring a person's personal opinions, just so you can consume more HP content, then okay. You do you.

However, this quote of yours "I'm sick of insufferable people with moral superiority because of the statements she gives.", these people are not insufferable. It is very wrong of you to say so. Speaking out against bigots is the right thing to do. You might not be affected by her comments, but other people are and they have the right to say something. Other people have the right to say something as well been if they are not targeted and affected by her comments.

If you want to ignore all that chatter, fine, but don't put them down. Don't call them names. You are doing the same thing as JKR is by belittling people and telling them how to live.

It's funny though, you think of those people as "morally superior", when you came to a blog that is anti-JKR, to tell us that you don't care about what she says, you'll continue to buy her stuff and support her. This statement of yours wasn't needed here. We haven't spoken about her in a while, so it's not like it's a hot topic. So you are coming into a space to be "morally superior" and go against the grain about JKR because we just needed to know this information about you...

-Lisa

[sallowtheories]

I can already see it happening.

The year is 2044, and the Hogwarts Legacy live action series concluded the year before, and now we're getting ready for the big movie to finish the whole thing off. There has been games and the series leading up to this, but finally - finally we will have the finale ending to his story.

People have been talking for years. It had been public knowledge that this film would come out after the series.

Merchandise has been selling like crazy, with people adding the Hogwarts Legacy wands to their collections.

The count down is going. Posters with Harry, Newt, the Hogwarts Legacy main character (probably a Ravenclaw if they ever made the main character cannon) and him, is on every other street corner. Red, yellow, blue and green.

Finally it is the day. The cinemas are packed. The theme starts, and so does the title sequence. The legendary zoom in of the Warner Bros logo in the skyes. The music builds up, giving us the title of the story we all have been waiting for. Hogwarts Legacy - The Shadow of Sebastian Sallow.

[thatslytherinqueen]

I want these soooooooooo bad!!! I may have to give in to temptation and get them because it's my birthday 🎂 on the 5th September.... and I want them so much! Especially the candle! May nag my sister to atleast get one of them for me and my gran to get the other 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 otherwise I have some really exciting stuff coming soon for content!!!! No it's not the AI generations that I've been obsessed with and addicted to... its physical stuff! I can't wait...hopefully won't be long. 🥰💚🐍💜

[slytherin-paramour]

Getting the hang of my Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts tamagotchi. If you choose the Fantastic Beasts option, you start with Newts suitcase. Depending on what games you play and how attentive you are will determine what creature you get! Have some screenshots of my current progress, I'll post when I find out what creature I get 💚

Also, yes that's Harry's smarmy face there after winning one of the games. Turns out he appears in both options ha

[tamayula-hl]

Hello! I just wanted to ask how you ordered your HL acrylic standees! Do they ship to other countries too? 🥲

I live in Japan and could easily order and get them, but now I was researching about ordering from abroad! It says here that, very unfortunately, they don't accept orders from abroad 😭😭😭 I've heard that some foreigners use proxy import services to buy Japan-only merchandise, but I can't tell you much about that because I don't know much about it 😨

In the meantime, I'll list the address of the product page on the mail order website here!

https://www.movic.jp/shop/goods/search.aspx?search=x&keyword=Hogwarts+Legacy

[randomprosho]

I don’t know where you stand on the whole para thing but you’re reblogging from people who have come out as pro-contact paraphiles (or who defend pro-c paraphiles)

also… it’s not hard to NOT eat at McDonald’s? It’s not about “politics” but about whether or not they contribute money to an ongoing genocide that kills innocent kids?

This is the same shit as saying buying the Hogwarts legacy game is fine if it’s for nostalgia sake and not caring one bit that JKR still receives a huge amount of money from the shows, books, games and other merchandise which she uses to fund Nazis.

sorry but you’re a hypocrite and probably dangerous

I don't go onto every single person's acct I reblog from, just like most people don't. if they say something i agree with about fiction, I reblog it. reblogging does not mean endorsing.

that person that ate at McDonald's didn't know there was a boycott and was attacked just for posting about it. That is NOT okay to do. if you're anti harassment, the you need to BE anti harassment.

NO ONE deserves harassment just for eating at a restaurant or buying a game. people were being doxxed just for playing a game.

im not the dangerous hypocrite here, YOU are.

[scalematey]

i hate you copyright i hate you nostalgia bait i hate you IP i hate you sequels i hate you cinmeatic universe i hate you reboots i hate you franchises i hate you streaming services i hate you disney plus i hate you hbo max i hate you netflix i hate you hogwarts legacy i hate you merchandising i hate you mass media infantilisation and brainwashing i hate you unoriginality i hate you!!!!!