#hoe down

[haydenshill]

Hayden hoe down

[oopsl]

The Blues and the Abstract Truth, Oliver Nelson, 1961

[culturevulturette]

Anyone else hear Robert Mitchum’s voice intoning, “Beef.  It’s what’s for dinner”? 

If so, I embrace you, fellow Old Fart! 

[dijidweeeb]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #KillJethro, #HoeDown ... From the Album #CountryBoyMetal [Official Audio Track] (2023) #MMitM1

[andromedaexile]

They both reached for the gun phaser!

Inspired by @peachviz

[buntanteen]

cockwarming dilf!mingyu thoughts (nsfw)

summary: thoughts on reader cockwarming dilf!kim mingyu :3

contains: 18+ nsfw! mdni!!

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

thinking about cock warming and slow fucking dilf!mingyu

after closing the bedroom door behind him, mingyu turns to meet your gaze. the moment the two of you make eye contact, you both gravitate towards each other. the slow movements of feeling up his chest turn into rapid ones trying to undress each other.

walking backwards to mingyu bed, falling into the white sheets with him hovering about you. grazing open mouthed kisses and licks across each other's necks. nosing against each other’s skin as he slips into you. feeling so so so full as you grind down onto his pretty cock.

slow movements of mingyu's hips hitting every spot making you in absolute bliss. the pace slowing down to barely slow fucking. heavy breaths, quiet moans and slips of whimpers filling the room.

trying to keep quiet so none of his kids hear the two of you. mingyu having his arms wrapped around you and his head laying on top of your chest. you have one hand trailing down the curve of his broad back. the other hand is carding your fingers through his hair to move it away from his sweaty forehead.

the summer evening breeze cooling down your flushed skin. the sunset view illuminating his honey skin. the warmth of your and mingyu's bodies lulling the two of you to sleep.

ames note: my other mingoo writing -> bestie fwb!mingyu headcanons

author note: do not distribute my work on other platforms without my consent. if you see my writing in places other than this tumblr account, please let me know. my writings are purely fictional fantasises for fun. the people i write about are real human beings and should still be treated as such. please do not take my writings seriously or as truth.

[elitisim]

Unfortunately for you all, I have NOT died.

I HAVE, however, spent two straight months rotting in bed with my mandatory bi-annual sinus infection. 😎

i miss making sims stuff tho and working on patterns is actually pretty easy to do from my laptop while in bed, and it gives me something to do that isn't just fartin around through the entire Yakuza series while fucking zooted on medical grade anti-histamines, so here we go. The set's called The Jump Off Collection because [i've been gone for a minute and now i'm back.]

INFO:

275 Fully Recolorable, Seamless Patterns!

There's like 10 or so patterns included in the file that aren’t in the preview image. I couldn't make them fit

Most patterns have 2 channels, a few have 3 and a couple have 4.

Patterns are mostly located in theme, geometric and abstract but there are a couple stragglers in various other categories

Comes in two flavors: Merged and Individuals

Both types contain the exact same type of stuff (package file and preview images) except version one is one big merged file and the version has individual files.

Tagging: @pis3update, @kpccfinds, @sssvitlanz,

[DOWNLOAD MERGED]

[DOWNLOAD INDIVIDUAL]

[asexualaromanticautistic]

hey bro, is it okay if i sculpted a chibi version of you? not because I want to sculpt you or anything, I just want to see what you would look like. in a chibi style. I MEAN what somebody else would look like in a chibi style. also my main palette has a material that only you sell and I use it for everything. just. helping the economy, y'know? yeah okay. great. WHAT! YOU'LL BE GONE?!? FOR 2 WEEKS!? I MEAN. yeah. no, no, yeah, it's cool. yeah, I'll hang up now.

[saturnniidae]

Instead of this can someone pls make one that's Hiccup getting brutally ran over by a bus asmr

[almondpiglet]

(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*

[yrsonpurpose]

"bodies are just bodies"

[laurrelise]

umbrella academy au where klaus hargreeves opens up a random briefcase that he thinks is filled with money but accidentally travels in time to 1967 in the middle of the vietnam war and meets a soldier named forrest gump who he inevitably falls in love and lives the rest of his life happily with

[manyblinkinglights]

Every once in a while I remember this porno clip or still I saw of a guy living the ostentatious masc dream of a luxurious pad filled with hoes draping themselves languorously and cavorting lithely and etc. But a big part of it was supposed to be, clearly, how much power and money he had. and.

he had a tarp down on the sofa for his hoes. and.

sorry but am I shallow for my dream being that someone else washes the covers on the cushions OR it just gets reupholstered after??

like it was just so intrusive on this fantasy of power and control that this guy couldn’t unwind his neuroses enough to relax about his couch. like just don’t fuck on it at that point! Fuck somewhere else!

putting a tarp down for your hoes. god.

[bakedbeanz]

It only took drawing him 1000 times before I finally made him a ref :]! Now with all his outfits too!

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Lips, tits, and class 📚

Grateful this week is almost over!