#hobbs and shaw preference

[kraniumet]

kill bill but exponentially stupider

[findroleplay]

hi! 21+ rper searching for 18+ writer searching for the following rare / toxic ships. most of these ships are dead dove themed, so please be aware of this. bolded char is who i’d write:

yennefer of vengerberg x tissaia de vries (the witcher)

cirilla of cintra x emhyr (the witcher)

jj x aaron hotchner (criminal minds)

jj x emily prentiss

alicia clark x victor strand (fear the walking dead)

beth greene x daryl dixon (the walking dead)

tris prior x jeanine matthews (divergent)

katniss everdeen x alma coin (hunger games)

bella swan x aro volturi (twilight)

abigail hobbs x will graham (hannibal)

emma swan x regina mills (ouat)

hermione granger x severus snape hermione x lucius malfoy (harry potter)

sam winchester x chuck shurley (supernatural)

sam winchester x dean winchester

sabrina spellman x lucifer (chilling adventures of sabrina)

sabrina spellman x chuck shurley

female oc x albert shaw (the black phone)

clara oswald x 10/12/13th doctor (doctor who)

padme obidala x obi-wan kenobi (star wars)

harley quinn x batfleck (dc)

wanda maximoff x stephen strange (marvel)

kate bishop x clint barton

peter parker x quentin beck

natasha romanoff x bruce banner

carol danvers x yon-rogg

irene adler (megan fox fc) x sherlock holmes

female oc x john watson (bbc sherlock)

daenerys targaryen x jorah mormont (got)

sansa stark x brienne of tarth

daenerys targaryen x thranduil/or elrond (got x lotr crossover)

alison cameron/female oc x dr. house/dr. wilson (house md)

i have more but this is getting long lol. i don’t do doubles. i love smut but am looking for smut with plot and a bit of angst. i prefer to write bratty / power bottoms. i’m a novella writer (around 3-5 paras at a min.) and a slow replier, sometimes i get 3-5 replies a week, sometimes 1 or none for a few days, i'm looking for someone who is patient as i am very chill with reply pace.

will ask for a writing sample as well as i want to make sure i’m finding the right partners. pls like this and i’ll reach out ❤️

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[borninwinter81]

About me

I thought I should make a pinned post which is slightly more in depth than my bio concerning general interests as I seem to have gained a few followers, and in case any of them have a wish to know!  This is not definitive and will likely get added to over time when I have the thought “how could I possibly have forgotten X”.

Music:          Devin Townsend/Strapping Young Lad/Casualties of Cool Ulver Alcest Agalloch Gojira Cattle Decapitation It’s a safe bet that I’ll probably enjoy anything which could be labelled post-punk or goth, particularly if it originates in the 80s or 90s. Ditto for 90s metal (reminds me of my teen years!) Most classic rock from the 70s or 80s (my parents brought me up on this) Industrial and aggrotech. Classical music, including opera 1950s and 60s rock and roll Many genres of extreme metal, like black metal, death metal, funeral doom, goregrind etc.

Recently a friend has been getting into Black Metal having never listened to it before, and it's been causing me to rediscover my love of that genre as well as find a few new artists that I've never heard before 😁

Authors:  Edgar Allan Poe (also fits under poets) Terry Pratchett Neil Gaiman Stephen King Joe Hill JRR Tolkien Robin Hobb Brian Lumley Clive Barker Way too many more to count – I read A LOT

Poets: William Blake (see my Good Omens/Blake posts here and here) Samuel Taylor Coleridge John Milton Christina Rosetti Walt Whitman

Shakespeare plays (having a literature degree, I feel like I should know more Shakespeare, nonetheless the ones I am familiar with I absolutely love): Hamlet (loved it since the Mel Gibson version, and I have seen many since!) Macbeth Richard II (not only because of David Tennant, but also Fiona Shaw, hers was the first version I saw of it). A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Movies:  12 Monkeys Bladerunner Subspecies movie series Nightbreed (Cabal Cut for preference!) Dredd (2012) Only Lovers Left Alive Pan’s Labyrinth (honestly anything by Del Toro really, but this one especially!) Donnie Darko Franklyn The Green Mile Dark City One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Schindler's List Mad Max: Fury Road (the others too, but this is my favourite) Again, loads more than I’m not listing, I love movies

TV Shows: Good Omens The Sandman Star Trek (all versions, but particularly TNG and DS9) Farscape Blake's 7 Classic Dr Who (I do like the new stuff, but pre-Eccleston will always be my favourite, it's probably a nostalgia thing) Spartacus Black Sails Sharpe Robin of Sherwood

General interests:            Charity shops/thrift store shopping Sewing Crochet General DIY/crafting as the mood takes me, particularly customising items that I buy at charity shops Pencil sketching (relearning to do this, I used to be pretty good when in school!) Tattoos/piercings

[dear-indies]

hiii cat!! 🫶🏼 can I please ask for some fc suggestions that would work best in a heist setting (preferably female and aged between 21-40) please? thank you so much for your amazing fc suggestions and for helping out the rpc and spreading helpful important information 🍉

Dichen Lachman (1982) Nepalese Tibetan / White - Altered Carbon.

Li Jun Li (1983) Chinese - Wu Assassins.

Jessica Lucas (1985) Black Canadian / White - Gotham.

Alba Flores (1986) Romani and Spanish - is a lesbian - Money Heist - has spoken up for Palestine!

Javicia Leslie (1987) African-American - is bisexual - Batwoman.

Maya Erskine (1987) Japanese / Unspecified - Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Meng'er Zhang (1987) Chinese - Shang-Chi and The Legend of The Ten Rings.

Lashana Lynch (1987) Afro Jamaican - No Time to Die.

Han Hyo-joo (1987) Korean - Believer 2.

Vanessa Kirby (1988) - Hobbs & Shaw, Mission: Impossible - Fallout.

Anna Diop (1988) Senegalese - Titans.

Nafessa Williams (1989) African-American - Black Lightning.

Hannah John-Kamen (1989) Nigerian / White - The Stranger.

Úrsula Corberó (1989) - Money Heist.

JuJu Chan (1989) Hongkonger - Wu Assassins.

Lee Joo-bin (1989) Korean - Money Heist Korea.

Nathalie Emmanuel (1989) English, Saint Lucian, Dominican - Fast and Furious.

Damaris Lewis (1990) African-American - Titans.

Rosaline Elbay (1990) Egyptian - Kaleidoscope - has spoken up for Palestine!

Kiki Layne (1991) African-American - The Old Guard.

Jessica Henwick (1992) Chinese Singaporean / White - The Matrix Resurrections.

Hari Nef (1992) Ashkenazi Jewish - is a trans woman - Assassination Nation - has spoken up for Palestine!

Sasha Luss (1992) - Anna.

Olivia Liang (1993) Chinese - Kung Fu.

Luciane Buchanan (1993) Tongan and White - The Night Agent.

Hande Erçel (1993) Turkish - Halka - is on Bisan's blocklist but I think it's a mistake because she's been vocally pro Palestinian but please let me know otherwise!

Jodie Comer (1993) - Killing Eve.

Lim Ji-yeon (1994) Korean - Money Heist Korea.

Han So-hee (1994) Korean - My Name.

Jeon Jong-seo (1994) Korean - Money Heist Korea.

Tati Gabrielle (1996) African-American / Korean - Uncharted.

Sisi Stringer (1997) African Australian and White - Vampire Academy - has spoken up for Palestine!

Hope this helps!

[krueger4eva]

“Scream (2022)” RP sentence starters

“Would you like to play a game, [insert name]?”

“Time to introduce him to Hobbs and Shaw.”

“But [insert name], promise me. No matter what you hear or what you see on the news, don't come here.”

“Rule #1: never trust the love interest…”

“It always, ALWAYS, goes back to the original!”

“Are you telling me that I’m caught in the middle of fan-f*cking-fiction?!”

“I prefer animated films and musicals.”

“You are a lot of things, [insert name], but you are NOT a coward.”

“…You didn't choose where you came from, or who you came from. I don't blame you for that. I blame you for leaving me too.”

“Well, you know, I-I'm not entirely sure you're not the... killer.”

“That was a test, and you failed. You never go off on your own when there's a masked killer around.”

“But let that be a lesson. Don't trust anyone.”

“Are you afraid of me, [insert name]? You think I did something to your brother, huh?”

“Welcome to Act Three.”

“Thank God, you're okay!…. Because I really, really wanted to be the one to kill you.”

“Because nobody takes the true fans seriously, not really. They just laugh at us, and why? Because we love something? We're just a fucking joke to them!”

“Let me guess, the movies made you do it?”

“Please, it's not my fault! I'm just a dumb kid, I just wanted to be a part of something!”

“Time to pass the torch!”

“Enjoy that torch..”

“Stop! Fucking up! My! Ending!”

“Am I gonna be okay?”

Everyone, feel free to reblog this page as much as you want!

[xoteajays]

hey! i’ve been getting into the fast and the furious franchise (i love it!) and i was wondering if i could get some fun facts abt your ocs? thank you! (and no need to worry about spoilers!)

oh i have been waiting to talk about these four!! i have a lot to say but i’ll keep to just some shorter facts for now to not make this super longer.

starting with leah, since she’s the oldest and most developed:

leah prefers motorbikes to cars, but when it does come to cars, she’s favourable towards chevys and ford mustangs.

her car colour theme is light blue and sometimes darker purple. same goes for her bikes. she hates red cars; orange is fine though because it's han's colour.

she speaks three languages: english, spanish, and japanese. she learnt spanish in school and then kept on with it after graduating; she learnt japanese since it was always part of her and han’s plan.

leah has a lot of small tattoos and wears a lot of rings. she probably has the most hairstyle changes of every character in f&f across the series.

she likes knives more than guns and carries at least three on her at all times. one of which was used to stab shaw in f8 before she's dragged off by hobbs. she and shaw still don’t get along even after han comes back.

she, rome, and tej are an iconic trio; those boys are her bros. she and dom kind of butt heads often, especially after han’s ‘death’ and especially-especially at the end of f8 when shaw’s at the fam dinner.

han helps ground her, so when he’s gone she’s kind of left hanging with this anger and pain she can’t really express properly. you’d think dom could relate to her in this instance, given his past with letty and fenix; instead it kind of pushes them apart because shaw never ends up dead despite promises. f7+f8 is very hard on leah.

angelo:

angel and ramsey have been besties for years. they worked on god’s eye together. it was ramsey’s baby, but angelo was there to help out.

angelo is more the ‘people person’ than ramsey and has more connections in both the hacking world and the racing world.

his hacker tag is 4ngel0. he was accused of it being ‘not really creative’ but argues back that ramsey’s just using her actual name.

since rome and angelo don’t actually make anything official between them until like the end of f8, angelo does hook-up with little nobody. just once. they still flirt a lil afterwards, but it’s clear between them that it’s just a joke, mainly to tease roman.

i was going to make letty and angel siblings, but the actors’ ethnicities didn’t line up so i scrapped that. they still have big sibling energy though and were neighbours as kids.

angelo is not much of a driver. he grew up in the environment of it with the torettos and letty, but he always had more interest in computers and tech. he and jesse got along really well before angel left town.

santiago:

santiago is a doctor. it’s how he met dante in the first place.

he wasn’t born in rio, but went there to work in his mid-late 20s. he was pretty sad to leave his family since he has 2 younger sisters and a younger brother he loves. he's kept in contact with them, but hasn’t seen them physically in years since being caught up in dante’s business.

santi is one of very few people who isn’t afraid of dante. he was in the beginning, but it’s been a decade, he’s gotten used to dante’s antics.

dante calls santiago ‘lucky’, short for ‘lucky charm��� since santi saved his life back in 2011 (f5).

santi and aimes don't like each other but pretend to get along for dante's sake. they're very short with each other and santi calls aimes 'amy', and aimes makes a lot of 'saint' comments about santiago.

santi is actually a pretty decent driver. not a racer by any means, but he's still pretty good behind the wheel. he's also not afraid to use a gun when needed.

he doesn’t necessarily agree with what dante’s doing, but he can’t really do anything to stop him. once dante has a plan in mind, it's hard to sway him so santi's just staying out of it.

the santi x dante romance is very …. beauty and the beast. it’s a lil on the ‘problematic’ side, but hey there’s gotta be conflict for an interesting story and it’s not real. also dante is ……… dante, obviously nothing is going to be easy with him.

yara:

spreading my ‘cipher is a lesbian’ agenda. evil lesbians get to do crimes actually.

yara used to work for ‘the agency’ under mr nobody. she was on a team with a few other agents, including aimes. she got along with most of the team except for aimes. she'd only briefly met mr nobody and worked closer with his daughter, tess.

she and tess dated briefly for a few months before breaking it off.

it was aimes’ call to abandon her in favour of finishing a mission. it’s going to come back around to bite him in the ass when cipher and the crew turn up and yara kicks aimes’ ass. or just shoots him. she doesn’t care about the fam vs dante nonsense actually.

not that she’d ever openly admit it, but she thinks letty is very hot.

she’s an excellent shot and has a favour for rifles. a lot of the guns on cipher’s jet are actually yara’s.

yara knows nothing about hacking. cipher goes on-and-on and yara just nods.

yara and connor were pretty decent friends; though yara wasn’t quick to trust after being betrayed by her last team. they used to have shooting competitions for fun. it’s a sore spot for yara that cipher went to dom to warn him about dante since dom killed connor and yara's not over it.

yara was the only half-decent one to elena while she was captive, but yara really doesn't like babies that much. she does think it was unfortunate that elena was killed, but hey, 'dom knew the risks'.

[ignorethispotatoplease]

Get to Know Meme

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @the50sfox!!! thanks for the tag fj!!

Three ships: Altmalmar (altair malik maria asscreed), Anidala (anakin padme star wars), and uh... soapghost (soap n ghost call of duty thats where i am in life)

First ever ship: Anidala again <3 star wars the clone wars started me on that shit early and i am Still Here

Last song: Magnets ft. Lorde by Disclosure

Last movie: Fast and Furious: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) (it was on tv ok its fun to watch)

Currently reading: Queen Anne: The Politics of Passion

Currently consuming: food? i just had cereal. media? uhhh i may have accidentally watched one too many codmw2 (2022) youtube videos and now i'm into a literal call of duty game like wtf

Currently craving: a huge metric fuckload of money preferably in way deemed morally acceptable

Tagging: : @pleasewriteusernamehere @theallknowingowl @honey-0tu @morbussydestroyermasterdobby @bluebee242 @nitewrighter @vagorsol @estel-of-the-eyrie @hydrias

[may-bonne]

Sorry I'm basically blowing up your inbox today 👉👈

I know a few of the Mrod blogs on here were femslashy. Especially when she was dating Cara. If it wasn't about them, it was about Rain and Alice or Luz and Miss San Antonio. The het stuff definitely dominated though and it was definitely Vin's fault. Part of me is now morbidly curious about that poetry

Ahhh I have a rant locked and loaded for the majority of Mrod's movies. That outfit was terrible! I HATE when writers think motherhood has to completely soften and suck the personality out of character. It's always a blouse or a cardigan I swear to god. It's not a big surprise that female characters in a series about zooming cars around get the short end of the stick but that doesn't make it any less annoying. Elena having Dom's baby instead of Letty is one of the less stupid decisions imo. I'll have to skim back through F9 again to get my thoughts all back in order brb with that full rant. Fuck Hobbs and Shaw why can't we have a true Letty and Mia focused flick!!

Yeeessshh no worries. I was born the year Girlfight came out ✌️ Talk about Frank's cock all you want

That clothing line would be a problem for my wallet I'm not sure it could handle. The interviews were generally a little painful but I must have watched most of them anyway

The nice thing about the Resident Evil series is that most of the fandom now is femslash because Alice has homoerotic tension with at least one character in every movie. There's a part in the third film where she blatantly checks out Claire Redfield's ass when she walks away and she runs across a room to pet Rain's hair to comfort her in the first one. Quality cinema

don't you dare apologize!! i'm hanging on the telephone. i never realized how much tumblr asks could resemble my preferred method of communication (long rambling emails) and i've had a hard time getting people irl to do that instead of just texting me :/

the mrod poems were written by "bryan s. coe" (who i just googled and discovered is perhaps a digital marketing strategist in detroit these days). the two i still have links to are titled "poem to a hottie on a zip line" and "euphemistic poem to a woman with sub-machine gun" and are about nikki from breed and chris from s.w.a.t. respectively. i feel this stanza from the second one needs to be shared:

while everyone takes cover and protects their body i spy around the corner and see a special weapons hottie those sure are some special "weapons," wouldn't you say kind of appropriate that s.w.a.t. ends with a t and an a!

and it goes on in that vein. extensively. i mean, come on, dude. the meter is all off!! you need to cut "and see" from the second line and "that" from the fourth. also that is a very liberal definition of "euphemistic"

i like the idea of just generally defining time in mrod movies. *guy living in a dystopian future where that's all that remains of our civilization voice* "yeah my great great grandmother was born the year girlfight came out"

personally i thought i got blue crush but that's 2002 :/

i agree that they were right not to knock letty up. the only tragic part is i think she's probably too old to play pregnant now and i would have liked to see that just as fuel for some letty/mia fantasies :(( i can't even imagine what they would have dressed her in. considering you would think mia's 75% sundress wardrobe would be pretty transferable to maternity clothes and they still put her in that ruffled yellow abomination

i kind of wish it hadn't even been dom's kid though. like wouldn't that have been more in keeping with the family-goes-beyond-blood thing? dom could have still done all that crazy crap to rescue elena and her baby. i also hate elena dying. i really did not like fate of the furious in general and it didn't have mia so what was the point anyway. i kind of recognize that objectively f9 might have been the nadir of the franchise but it gave us letty and mia's tokyo dinner date so i'll always love it

also mia going in for the hug just grinning like hey! letty! it's great to see you! and then it cuts to letty, like, closing her eyes and huffing the scent of her hair. baby this is why in my head you've been hung up on her for decades

they need to do a mia & letty spinoff and i feel like there's no way it's actually going to happen. vin's too much of an egotist he would shove himself in there to present himself as the king of feminism or something and then the movie would just be his big dumb head like always. i'm holding out hope they'll kill him in the last movie for pathos but it's probably in his contract that they aren't allowed to

last note on f9 is that i love how after all that backpatting for finally having the gals share a scene it STILL doesn't pass the bechdel test because they exclusively talk about han, brian, jacob, dom, and little brian in that order. i do like when mia says "you'll always be my sister." i hope letty got off to that furiously and guiltily in the shower and then cried

don't even get me started on how the franchise butchers mia. my whole ao3 presence is basically a 750,000-word manifesto on how badly i think they screwed her over. i'm not even asking for that much but just let her be a fucking doctor you'd think with eleven million bucks she could afford to go to med school

[filmyfact]

Hobbs & shaw 2: Everything We Know So Far

Despite being a profitable Fast & Furious spinoff, Hobbs & Shaw 2 has no official confirmation or development on a second film in the franchise. Although there haven't been any official announcements as of my latest post in January 2023, there may be negotiations underway. It is preferable to examine recent news or remarks from the studios or filmmakers for the most up-to-date information.

Whether Hobbs & Shaw will have a follow-up is unknown. Despite the popularity of the first film and rumours of a sequel, no formal confirmation has been made. Since Hobbs & Shaw 2's stars, Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham, have a lot on their plates with other projects, the future of the movie is unknown.

[chaos0pikachu]

Hey Pikachu (or do you prefer chaos?)

Unpopular BL opinions: MaxTul

Personally, I like them as far as the fmv edits are concerned. It's not so much that I don't like their shows, which I've only watched (and heard of) TWM and MOD, but that I don't understand the hype people have over them or their shows. you could say it's the same with OffGun for me. I like them as actors and as a pair and while the writing of these shows isn't special it's serviceable. I don't follow actors IRL. I don't care enough, nor is it any of my business. I got into both these shows after watching the fmvs and the comments about them being the best and the shows being amazing (it might just have to do with the time ig) but like, yeah they are good but really all they are is better than most others. If you get what I'm saying. I'd love to have seen them in something with a little more budget so I could judge better but now that Tul has retired I don't think I will.

I don't get this 'Kings of Chemistry' status they have and hold coz lbr 2022 gave us so much. And maybe my opinion of them is colored by those shows. Just a little bit.

Gimme a moment to bask in the glory of being called Pikachu (I'm good with chaos too tbh I love it all)

So the MaxTul shows I watched were Manner of Death and Together with Me. The latter I didn't finish because it was awful. Lol sorry to the fans but the show was boring and poorly made I think I only made it 2 episodes. Manner of Death had an interesting story but was so sloooooooooooow and the direction was awful and the editing was bad and the acting was hella mid. The show needed a better director, and a better budget and it woulda been a better show. The story was 100% there.

I think that's my biggest issue with Max and Tul is they're pretty mid actors to me? I think Tul is a better actor, so it woulda been cool to see him in a series against a better actor than Max (who's like, very average imo). I think they earned the Kings of Chemistry b/c during their era there was a lot of bad or mid chemistry with super chaste or outright dead fish kissing.

I'll hand it to Max and Tul, they can kiss. They def give it their all. They go for broke. But their body of work is from an era that's really rough quality wise and I think a lot of ppl forgive the lack of quality of a show b/c they specifically like the actors of said show. T

I've said before I don't vibe with a lot of GMMTV's shows b/c to be frank, they low-key suck lol they're low budget, and have sound issues, and acting issues, and lighting issues, and editing issues the list goes on and on. They purposely set a majority of them in university to cut down on costs and their stories tend to be boring (to me!!!). hey're the salt-less potato salad of BL shows imo

They rely on the audience's parasocial relationships with their "acting pairs" to carry the show like let's be real, Ohm and Nanon could star in the most basic, poorly produced university BL GMMTV's ever done and fans would still flock to it b/c they wanna see Ohm and Nanon acting together again especially as a couple.

I don't vibe with that personally, I don't give a fuck about acting pairs which is why I shall forever push Apo and Bible in a series together b/c they have amazing chemistry together and they're both solid actors. They would be dope as like rival assassins with contrasting methods who fall in love after being forced to work together (like Hobbs and Shaw but Thai and Gay)!!!

(sidenote not hating on anyone who does like a specific acting pair y'all live your life, live your truth, I support you)

Anyway Max and Tul are like, okay I think both are kinda mid actors in the two series I saw them in both of which I didn't really vibe with but they can smooch so kudos to them hope Tul enjoys retirement legit

[caitlinsnicket]

Deckard Shaw SFW alphabet

A/N: Yeah, I may be in love with the characters from this movie, but it happens. I have lots of planned fanfics (series and one shots), and I may release something else this weekend. I hope you enjoy, feel free to comment, like or reblog and make requests!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He is a tough man, who's always in dangerous situations, and people seem to like trying to kill him, so pda is out of question (except if he's jealous). Indoors, when both of you are safe and at ease, he snuggles, spreads sweet kisses all over your face and loves to mess with your hair. He thinks you look best with your morning face.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He would consider you part of his family. You probably wouldn't spend much time together, but always makes it for birthdays. Of course, it wouldn't be as intimate as a relationship, but he would tell you every single one of his worries. Your friendship probably would start with casual conversations now and then, when Deckard had time to go to a coffee shop.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Shaw has probably seen a lot of things, things that sometimes don't let him sleep. Even if he is not asleep, he holds on you tight, because he likes to think you need his protection. Sometimes, when both of you were just laying on the couch, he would sneak up on you and just lay his head in your chest, hearing your heartbeat. You two switch who holds who. Most of the nights, he likes to have his arm around your waist, while you nuzzle on his neck. Other times (especially if something went wrong) you let him lay his head in your chest and keep saying sweet nothings until he falls asleep.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

You guys would probably talk about it, maybe even make some plans, but at the end of the day, he always had to move (to keep both of you safe) to another place, and you followed. The apartments were always very expensive and comfortable, but you wouldn't call it home. Secretly, Shaw is saving money for when he finally settles down with you. Now, this man can cook anything you want. Literally. You ask it, he's done it. And it's always delicious. About cleaning, he doesn't enjoy it, but he understands that you guys have to share the responsibilities of the house, so he does it anyway (with a pout, but he does it).

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would probably do that for the sake of your safety. Someone bad would've probably threatened you, and the thought of losing you would be too much. He would break up with you pretending he didn't care, and even if it broke your heart and his heart, he had to do it. You moving on without him and alive would be better than you dead.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

You both decided that, if one day you got married, it wouldn't be ordinarily. I mean, look at your lives. There's no time to churches or white dresses, so you guys agreed that, if a ceremony was going to happen, it would be something along the lines of Indian marriage, with only Shaw's siblings, his mother, and your relatives. Maybe one friend or two, but marriage isn't something you two dream of (though he wonders how would you look like in a white dress).

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Physically, he tends to be gentle. As his life can get very violent and he wants to be a better man now, when he's with you he tries to be as gentle as possible. Soft touches, warm hugs, and smoothies are going to happen pretty often, even though sometimes he forgets that he's trying to be more gentle, and ends up being kinda rough.

Emotionally, well, he needs help. He had a hard time expressing his feelings at the beginning of your relationship, and he still has now, though not as often. After all the messed up things that happened in his life, he has lost the capacity to control his emotions very well, so you try to help him out. Even if he's not so okay emotionally, he always gives special attention to your feelings.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

t’s not something that happens a lot, but he enjoys them. Never in public places, he prefers to do it in private, while you are working on something, or making something to eat. He comes from behind you, wraps his arms around your waist and buries his head into your neck. His hugs usually last a little bit longer than normal, because he likes to feel your heartbeat.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes a while. A long while, to be more specific. He has seen people getting hurt before, and he was scared to losing you. The first time you say it, it’s before he leaves for a mission. He doesn’t have the guts to say it back in that moment, but when he comes back (after almost dieing), the first thing he does is hug you and whisper “I love you” into your hair. He doesn’t say it very often, but he demonstrates it throught actions. 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It depends on the person. If it’s a complete stranger, he doesn’t really bother: He trusts you with his life, and he knows that if you flirt back, it’s just a game. He waits for a while, keeping some distance, and ends up just putting a hand in the small of your back and wait for the person to realize what’s going on.

Now, if it’s someone you guys know (Luke, more specifically), he tends to be more protective. As much as he trusts you and knows that you can protect yourself, he feels the urge to get in front of you, cross his arms and get in full “alpha” mode.   

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

It depends on how he feels. He can be gentle, demanding, sweet or tough. You know everything he feels just from the touch of his lips. He usually likes to kiss the top of your head (as he’s taller than you) or your cheeks. Maybe your neck, but that’s only when things are getting hot and heavy. He likes to be kissed in his hands. For some reason, he likes when you kiss his hands. It makes him feel like more than just a killing machine. It means his hands are made for more than destruction, they also were made to protect.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Maybe one day, when he retires and there’s no one left to fight, you two may talk about having kids. Right now, none of you want to have children, but it’s not an impossible thing.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He wakes up very early (sometimes too early for your liking), and get’s the breakfast ready for when you wake up. Other times, he lets himself enjoy the warmth of your body and wakes up to your soft kisses. You two get ready together and spend some time in silence just enjoying the company of each other.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He usually gets home very late at night, and sometimes you try to stay awake and wait for him, but you just end up sleeping on the couch. He has to carry you to the bed, and then he snuggles into you. In nights where he sleeps with you, there’s a lot of fun involved (the fun being a nice movie or a tiring night).

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It takes a while for him to open up entirely with you. His childhood, his past with Brixton, all the lies involving his name, it can be a little too much for him to tell once. You always get a little piece of his story each time, and he’s glad that you’re always understanding.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

The only times he raises his voice with you, there are only two reasons: One, you are in danger and you’re acting too stubborn to realize that, or two, other people made him angry and he’s putting it on you. When you guys fight, he shouts a little, but usually leaves the house for some time to clear his head. He hates to fight with you.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He can’t remember any dates, birthdays or any other “important” things, but if you ask him what’s your favorite color, which kind of dog you had when you were a child, or what’s your favorite kind of tea, he knows it. Deckard can’t remember important things, but the smallest details about you, he saves it to the heart.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Probably the first time he woke up by your side. There was something about your messed up hair, your puffy eyes and your sleepy voice (combined with your bareback) that made him fall in love with you. The moment when your eyes met his while the soft sunlight touched your skins, he probably had never felt happier.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Two words: Overly. Protective. He worries a lot about you, and sometimes too much for your liking. He protects you in various ways: Sending you to hidden places, under the protection of some of his friends (or his siblings), training you to fight and defend yourself, even bringing you to the missions, to protect you himself. Well, he likes to think that, when he’s vulnerable, you can protect him from himself. Also, you can be pretty badass when you feel that he’s been threatened.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

With you, he’s comfortable enough to be himself: He never feels the urge to impress you, so he doesn’t buy expensive things or spends too much time on planning dates. Though, sometimes he makes a scene: Super expensive places, clothes, and even parties. But when we are talking about everyday tasks, he hates it, but he does for your sake: He knows you work hard, and he has a responsibility.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Lying. It’s like an addiction. It takes a lot of time to him finally stop lying to you, because it’s just a defense mechanism. Laziness. He knows he has to do housework, but he hates it. He looks at his life, and he thinks it’s worthless to do those simple things.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows he’s good looking. He knows he is very, very handsome, and he likes to look good. Of course, sometimes he can feel a little down, but there’s always a mirror around to remind him that he is hot.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes. It feels natural to him to look to his side and see you there. He needs you to function, to concentrate and to sleep well.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Deckard can’t dance to save his life. The only times you guys dance, it’s a slow song, barely a dance (just you two moving around each other), and he always manages to step in your foot.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone that pushes him into telling things about his life. Missions, secrets, his past, everything has to come naturally, and if he feels pressured even for one second, he’ll back off to his suspicious state.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Sometimes, he snores so loudly that it wakes you up. He likes to hold you close on some occasions, to feel or hear your heartbeat. To sleep peacefully, his face needs to be close to your hair, because he likes the smell of the hair cream that you use before you sleep (he says it calms him down).

[venomfucker]

I just saw Hobbs & Shaw for the third time

And hear me out here

Trans Deckard Shaw

Would anyone be willing write a one shot or something for that

[simp-with-parental-issues]

Masterlist

Started: 19/03/22

Lasted Updated: 19/03/22

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Fluff = ~

Angst = ^

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

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Ron Weasley

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Draco Malfoy

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Blaise Zabini

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Fred Weasley

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George Weasley

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Cedric Diggory

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Charlie Weasley

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Ginny Weasley

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Her Bunny *

Hermione Granger

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Luna Lovegood

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Fleur Delacour

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Pansy Parkinson

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Sirius Black

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James Potter

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Lily Evans

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Marlene McKinnon

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Dorcas Meadows

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Fast and the Furious

Han Lue

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Dominic Toretto

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Ramsey

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Letty Ortiz

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Brian O'Conner

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Tej Parker

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Roman Pierce

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Gisele Yashar

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Mia Toretto

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Deckard Shaw

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Luke Hobbs

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Marvel

Steve Rogers

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Bucky Barnes

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Sam Wilson

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James "Rhodey" Rhodes

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Tony Stark

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Natasha Romanoff

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Bruce Banner

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Thor

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Loki

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Wanda Maximoff

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Stephen Strange

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Shang-Chi

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Peter Parker

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Miles Morales

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Gwen Stacey

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Druig

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Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

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Marquis De Lafayette

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John Laurens

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Hercules Mulligan

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Eliza Hamilton

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Angelica Schuyler

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Peggy Schuyler

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[ilyom]

Do you have any favorite routes? Or routes you don't like? Ones you've been surprised that you like or don't like? I've found myself liking a lot of routes I usually wouldn't consider so I was curious about your thoughts!

Hello Anon!

Let me start with the easiest!

A route I didn't care for but ended up loving (unfortunately latest update ruined it XD) was Yuki Nakano's!

His profile picture had left me indifferent and I had matched with him for gems farming. I rolled my eyes at his conversation at first, then I got to the first date, I preferred his date sprites over his profile picture and I loved his special ability! The rest of the story was pretty good and Yuki was charming and endearing until the few last updates.

A route I was waiting with great anticipation was Reece Drake.

He looked so good on his profile picture, he was giving me "bad boy with a heart of gold" vibes. I was even hoping for him to be a counterpart to Daniel Divies and Romeo Velazquez! I still love his mystery-shrouded route but it just wasn't what I was hoping for!

I don't really hate any of the MeChat characters or routes but my least favorite routes belong to Alice Young, Wei Huang, Scott McNamara, and Emmet Best for different reasons!

Alice's route is mostly MC trying to get in her pants and sucking up to her and Alice agonizing about her competition career. I didn't relate at all XD

For Wei, their personality was unattractive and I didn't like their art and date sprites, so it put me off. It's a pity because there was some depth to them and their back story.

Scott was cute but I didn't like his date sprites and I felt that he didn't need a date but he needed a mom to teach him to make his own decisions lol

I was looking forward Emmet's route, I really liked his profile picture, but the following CGs and date sprites made him look so young, very much like a teenager, that I couldn't get into him xD and it didn't help that he looked like Ben Tennyson (and my first boyfriend and ex-fiancé) lol

As for my favorite routes/characters, there are too many 🙈

But my all-time favorites include Daniel Divies, Elijah Silva, Goro Egawa, Levi Rees, Glenn Hobbs, Arian Oly, Jack Shaw, Martin Dixon, Koby Bates, Michelle Fox (up until the update!) and Lucie Parker! I'm tempted to add more lol but I'll stop there xD

Feel free to share your favorites! I'm interested in knowing what other players think of MeChat characters 😸

[litheammunition]

I’m still seeing people saying “Idris Elba would be perfect for the role of James Bond” but I am yet to see anyone describe why, other than that he’s British (and all British people are the same) and cool/attractive.

What makes a perfect James Bond? 

In terms of the character, he’s British, he’s a man, he’s white, he’s attracted to women, he comes from money and has that upper class arrogance only privilege can buy. I’m not against changing one of those demographic attributes if we want a new twist, but I’m not sure that means someone is ‘perfect for the role’, more that we are willing to change the role to suit them.

I think the other parts are more crucial to the characterisation. Bond is defined by his privileged upbringing, by the contradiction of being an orphan who didn’t really fit in, needing that luxury but also wanting to rebel, the rule-breaker who wears the easy smug charm of a man who knows he won’t face the consequences. 

You can’t just make him a working class Londoner, any more than you can make him a sheep farmer from the Yorkshire Dales. People in other countries, especially those where class is less pronounced, see ‘British’ as a homogeneous category, but there really is something to Roger Moore’s questioning that Elba may not fit the role that goes beyond race. 

I’ve loved his portrayals of many characters, and I’d love to see him in the Bond films, but I don’t see how he is perfect for Bond based on any of dozen and a half things I’ve seen him in so far. Another double-O agent from a working class London background who clashes with Bond? He’d play such a compelling character. A villain or anti-hero, á la Hobbes & Shaw or Suicide Squad? Nobody does it better. But I just can’t see any reason why he would make a perfect Bond.

Then there’s the practical side. Daniel Craig has just retired from the role aged 53. Roger Moore regretted playing Bond into his 50s. Connery was 52 at the time of his reprise, also playing an ageing Bond coming out of retirement, and said that Bond should really be played by somebody in their mid-thirties. Elba is 49 now. If he was cast, at the current rate he would be due to retire by the time his first film came out.

Henry Cavill is a decade younger and has been more Bond in the adverts he did for Dunhill (e.g.) than anything I’ve seen Elba in. Tom Hiddlestone is also younger, and his roles in The Night Manager and Kong: Skull Island seemed like the perfect audition. If you want to racebend, names like Rege-Jean Page and Henry Golding would seem to fit better. Someone like Richard Madden could also bring a different take if you lean into the Scottish side of Bond’s characterisation, and The Bodyguard proved he can play a similar role. Or perhaps, as the producers have often preferred, it will be somebody less well-known who can grow into the character.

When Americans say that Elba is perfect for the role and that race shouldn’t matter as the best actor should be cast, I suspect that their thought process is actually a) let’s shake things up and make Bond black for the sake of doing so, b) who is the only black British actor we can name. I'm happy to disregard race, but I’m pretty sure that they’re looking at race first and ‘the best actor for the role’ second, limited by their own knowledge of actors of that race. Otherwise I can’t see what leads them so unanimously to this same specific conclusion, given the many other more obvious options available, including but not limited to those above.

Am I missing something here?