#ho my god

[tremendousmothergoat]

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[kandidandi]

I was cleaning books today and came across a book titled “Diary of a Wimpy Freddy”

There's a whole series on it. I found Foxy’s new friend which was the 3rd or 4th book in the series if I'm remembering right

I just wanted to share cus I think it's funny that there's some kind of fnaf x diary of a wimpy kid crossover happening. At least I think that's what it is. I didn't get the chance to even skim through the book :(

But now I just have the picture of Greg sitting in the office of fnaf one stuck in my head and it's just making me laugh

WHAT THE FUCK

[minisugakoobies]

STANDING NEXT TO YOU!!!!!

[dannidorina]

The second chap of And I can't believe in these things is gonna be like 8k

[bucketkicked]

🌿 for lupin!

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

"What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?"

It's a joke, one meant to make him pause enough for her to lean against the doorway and casually point upwards with a smirk on her face. "You meant for this to happen, didn't you? You sly dog!" A laugh leaves her as she playfully pats his chest.

"I think we should go for it; I'd hate to break tradition...," she lets her words trail off as she throws her arms around his neck, practically batting her lashes. "Pucker up, won't you?"

[bonesmade]

❛ any chance i can get something to drink? ❜

doom: annihilation prompts !

"Forgive me for not offering sooner, but it depends. What do you like?"

It's a joke, as evidenced by the twinkle in her eyes and curve of ruby lips. "You're talking about a real drink, aren't you? Not just some iced water?" She inquires as she stands from her resting position, taking the time to smooth down her dress. "I suppose I could go for one, too...," she murmurs to herself, making her way to a cabinet that held a few different bottles of various liquors, some obviously untouched.

Gia refused to drink certain things, as they were leftovers from her ex husband, but anybody else could enjoy as much of it as they'd like. She opens the doors, peeking behind her shoulder with a girlish giggle. "I know," she remarks, motioning for him to come closer, "looking at it all makes me thirsty, too. Go on, pick your poison!"

[avituses]

Save me toxic old man yaoi

Comic dialogue stolen blatantly from a reddit comment that I sadly couldn't find again

[tomboxed]

knight to k6

[canonically47]

what's with squid game and toxic/doomed yaoi and doomed yuri?

[othwllo]

i like to play and draw

[whxre-bxby]

Player 001 (Young-il) x Reader

"Poor Little Y/N..."

My attraction to older men fuels the creativity within me to write

Oneshot - angst, death, blood, silent attraction, romantic feelings Masterlist

When Gi-hun decides to rebel against the guards and marches out of the player's room with his small army, you join them. Innocent, caring little Y/N, who's never held a gun in her life nor seen one before she ended up in these games, bravely sucks up her fear of dying and breaks the rules by exiting with the armed players. Among those are Young-il and other people you trust now.

You go because your fear of losing them and watching not a single one of them return is far worse than your instinctive fear of death.

Lovely, selfless Y/N who holds in her tears and forces her trembling hands to calm down while aiming her weapon at guards and pulling the trigger.

After leaving the stairs on which your group has been ambushed, you make it to a corridor when Gi-hun and Jung-bae leave you behind to advance further into this hellhole of a place.

You don't like splitting up but you can't stop them, so you stay with the group, continuing to help them through the gunfight. But then Young-il shouts that he is going after them and needs two people. Young-il, who's been a trusted member since you all met him after the first game. The man who pulled you into a room with him when the voice announced the number 2 during Round-And-Round, saving you without hesitation.

The man who insisted you take his pillow to hug at night because you couldn't fall asleep without the comfort of clutching something against you. Even though you kindly rejected his offer, he didn't take no for an answer and didn't leave the side of your bed until he was sure you accepted his gift and were as comfortable as you could be in this place.

So of course, you volunteer to go with him, as do two other men. He glances at them before his gaze rests on you a little too long, and you can see the gears of thought turning in his head. His expression isn't so stern and tense anymore and you watch his eyes soften as his head slowly leans back against the wall.

"No...not you, Y/N..." he says, his voice no longer loud, before waving the two men over to him and leaving with them. His words stung you deeply. You didn't understand why he said that to you. Oh, only if you knew he was going to betray the two good players he brought with him...

Brave and dedicated Y/N, who feels it's been to long since she's heard from either Gi-hun's team or Young-il's, so she runs after them, towards the control room. The sound of distant gunshots has your kind little heart racing with adrenaline. The urge to help and protect being stronger than your will to live.

What life would it be if you knew you could have helped, but didn't? What if they all died while you would cowardly wait and hide. You would be tortured by those thoughts forever.

Fast but scared Y/N, who sprints through the cold-coloured hallways and up levels of stairs, past dead guards and over puddles of blood because as long as you haven't found your friends' dead bodies, you have a reason to live and fight on.

Close gunshots no longer scare you. It could be your team firing them. But then you reach the first proper obstacle. The two players who went with Young-il were dead and their bodies pierced by bullets. The sight startles you, but you've seen this before. As long as it's not one of the other three, you can live with it. You have to. So you continue up the stairs, desperately wanting to find someone you know for your comfort and safety.

Shocked yet relieved Y/N who finds Young-il on the other side of the stairs, gun in hand but body slumped on the ground and tracksuit splattered with blood.

Such a good heart you have... immediately running to his side and checking up on him. He seems to be fine, though you can't be sure until you know where he's been hurt.

Silly you, that blood isn't his.

You don't even pay attention to the confused and unexpected look in his eyes. Oh, he did not expect anyone to find him now. He wasn't sure what to say or how to act anymore. Young-il thought his time of pretending to be Player 001 had come to an end. But he had to keep up the act in front of you right? Right?

He couldn't. It all happened so fast, he could just sit back and watch you hug him before you search for a wound to explain the bloodstains. Your face painted in great worry and distress. Your commitment to improving his wellbeing astounded him.

But the dream-like moment didn't last long and was canonically interrupted when footsteps were heard rushing down the other flight of stairs, towards the two of you.

Young-il had no reason to fear them. But you, who at this point were frightened by the very sight of them, made the alarm in your head start ringing. You abruptly turned around, facing them instead of the face you found great comfort in.

Young-il, who suddenly felt his heart drop deep into his gut when he realised the danger you could be in now.

Brave but teary-eyed Y/N, who sits on her heels in front of her friend, attempting to shield him while shouting at them to stop.

Young-il, who panics, wanting to move you behind him while attempting to wave the guards away, or at least not to open fire. But then it happens. The sound of a gunshot echoes through the cold walls and before either of you can process anything, the impact the bullet caused, had your body falling back. You land next to him, head supported against the wall and lock eyes with Young-il. A look of wide-eyed shock takes over his expression and he can only watch the consequences of his actions unfold before him.

Your trembling arms reach out for him, but not for help. You're still trying to save him, but your attempts are weak. Another harsh bang rings in both your ears and that does it. As the second bullet buries itself deep in your flesh, having pierced through vital organs, the light in your eyes vanishes and your body goes limp next to him.

Young-il can't move. You, the only person who's shown this kind of care for him in years, are now dead because of him and his actions. He made you trust him and now he had to watch you pay the price for his mistake. He should have never shown you any attention.

Poor little Y/N... your pretty body has failed you. But it was your heart that killed you.

Yes, I know. Tragic. Sorry. I'm sure you'll survive in other fics.

It's past midnight but fuck it I'm posting it.

[cloneboywonder]

im on the phone with my step brother and he is very very loudly watching minecraft school and repeating all the soundbites

[murderofravens]

COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK PLEASE I NEED HIM TILL I CRY NEED HIM TILL I VOMIT NEED HIM TILL I PISS MYSELF PLEASE PLEASE IM GONNA BE SICK PLEASE I NEED HIS COCK OR I'LL DIE NEED IT NEED HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD HIS COCK POPS OUT THROUGH MY THROAT PLEASE JUST ONCE PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE I KNOW ITS HUGE I NEED IT SO BAD

[yoan-le-grall]

[dropoutposts]

After trying and utterly failing to sign up for Apple TV+, all I can say is it really makes me appreciate Dropout's interface more.

[strawbearyxx]

꒰୨୧◞ 。dae-ho hcs as requested⠀.ᐟ

~~how he acts when he likes you~~

no nsfw !

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⟢ always making sure you’re alright, asks the little questions like “have you eaten?” “did you sleep well last night?”

⟢ reassures you alllll the time, he wants you to be okay because he cares about you so so much

⟢ his voice gets quite soft and shy when speaking to you

⟢ he can make eye contact with you, but only for a moment!! he’s immediately looking down at the ground blushing

⟢ has lots of fantasies about you and then feels guilty about it

⟢ wants to be touchy with you, but too scared to at first

⟢ eventually, he will be the one making the first move; it’ll be so sweet!! he’s the type to say “can i try something? please?” and when you agree, he’ll kiss you on the cheek and then turn bright red

⟢ extremely polite!!! and definitely will go out of his way to help you out whenever you ask. it’s like as soon as you need something, he’s immediately by your side asking what he can do

⟢ steals glances at you from across the room, especially during the games— just looking at you can calm him down out of a panic

⟢ offers you his food even though he knows he’s still hungry

⟢ daydreams about you a lot.. jung-bae will always ask him what’s he’s thinking about— “nothing.. i’m just.. yeah, thinking about going home. we’re going to go home after this next vote, right?” (loves to change the subject)

⟢ extremely obvious about liking you but will deny it every chance he gets

⟢ replays the moments he talked to you in his head after lights out and imagines how his confession will play out

⟢ chronic overthinker— he thinks you might like him bac, but then he thinks “what if she’s just being nice to me? what if she likes someone else instead? like.. like she talked to thanos once or twice what if she likes him?” when it really is obvious you like him

⟢ you tend to touch him on his shoulders, cheeks, arms etc when he’s having a panic attack, little do you know that makes him more nervous

⟢ always leans into your touch though

⟢ you are definitely his comfort person !!!!

the end~ let me know if you want me to write a longer scenario for any of these !!

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