#hitting myself

[pansy-placebo]

I have a fear of flies and I often find them buzzing around my room (I have no idea what's attracting them, they're only ever in my room)

anyway one landed on my forehead and I freaked out and tried to squash it, slamming my hand down HARD on my own face, hurting myself looney-tunes style. and like the cartoons the little fucker GOT AWAY >:(

[pitgritted]

⟐ inclinations / habits [  :  ]

is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual (gray) | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with any sex / gender | enjoys sex with multiple people at once | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | will have sex anytime | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual | fluctuating sex drive

          ➤ sett doesn't directly associate himself with a " role " per say - but by perspective , he would be labeled a switch . given he's constantly in an environment whereas he's forced to portray aggression & power , the concept of ever being vulnerable is very rare . even scary for him to commit to being physically vulnerable , paranoid he's letting down his guard to be taken advantage of . physical love in general is a hard approach for him , or love itself really .

⟐ body / appearance [  :  ]

small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers/comfortable underwear | wears briefs/panties | wears lingerie | goes ‘commando’ | shaves / waxes | manscapes | doesn’t shave / wax | 1 – 5" in length | 6 – 9″ in length | 10” or over in length

          ➤ let's just say when it comes to hair hygiene , sett falls under keeping up with it & not at the same time . because of his heritage , his hair grows faster than normal human males , as a result he's very hairy [  ;  ] everywhere . prominently around his pelvis , torso , & jaw . depends how busy he is , & if he allows it to grow out , it becomes more wavy & thick like a wolf's pelt . the hair on his head isn't immune to this either [  ;  ] long hair is a trait in his family .

⟐ sounds [  :  ]

is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | growls | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud / appropriately vocal partner | prefers a responsive partner | no preference towards partner’s volume | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk

          ➤ depends really when it comes to vocally eliciting his sounds of pleasure . sett is very closed about his more intimate situations & insecurities rise up when he's being treated to feel good . his canines regularly click together when he's trying to stifle his noises , or his clamping his jaws down so hard , his claws rip the sheets into shreds . making any noise makes him feel like he's exposing himself .

⟐ turn ons [  :  ]

having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched ( by their partner ) | being watched ( by a third party ) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | being called ‘daddy’ | calling their partner ‘mommy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | being pegged | pegging their partner | being edged | edging

          ➤ i do believe sett likes to think he's open to experimentation , especially following the fact he has quite a bit of excess stamina from his heritage & bodily work outs . of course , it would boil down to massive trust at the end of the day .

tagging [  :  ] @windchaser

[woozygolden]

If inupara ever actually happens I will be salivating at the mouth. Not particularly because I like the characters so much, haven’t gotten to know them yet, but because of what it would mean for my little Nekopara head world. I would be ignoring what the plot is, apparently a man gets sent to another world where his dogs are dog girls (I don’t give a shit about that kind of plot it’s boring and doesn’t fit at all with the way animal people have come about in the Nekopara games) and instead I would be imaging that they are in the same world as Nekopara. That being said, just imagine!! They’ve made another species of human animal hybrid to enslave. For what purpose? Just as slaves, or do dog people have a more specific job? How far would they go? Is the government eventually going to make half human half aquatic creature slaves to do jobs underwater? Think about all the different jobs that we have trouble doing and then think about the fact that they are willing to create humans who can do that job and force them to work especially because they have no human rights. And when does it come about that they release dog people? Cat people already haven’t been around too long it seems in Nekopara. Do they see the “success” that the cat people have been and decide that it’s time for another option for slaves? What if they release them right before the cat people revolution? Or right after? What if the cat people find them stuck in some facility somewhere, maybe even the facility that Project: NEKOPANTHERA happened in? How would cat people feel about dog people? Would they be split? Would some feel that they’re people all the same as them? Would some feel they’re lesser? Would some feel they didn’t have to fight as long or at all for their freedom and therefore don’t deserve it? Do some of the cat people who have firm beliefs that they should act like actual cats hate dogs just on principle? Would dog and cat people have to work for piece between them just like they did with humans? Or maybe it’d be the complete opposite. Maybe the dog and cat people would band together, hand and hand, to defeat the humans. Would they attempt to destroy all humans in Japan? Would the cat people have done that anyway, without dog people? A question I still have do dog and cat people create allergies? Do dog people have a different culture than cat people? Do they have different natural customs? Would there be dog people who believe they should act like dogs, would there be gangs of dog people? Do dog people have an equivalent to Orange Cat Syndrome? How bad is their disability? Would it be harder for dog people to go against humans because of their intrinsic loyalty? Is that why the Japanese goverment made them???? Because they could see the cat people were drifting away so they thought replacing them with loyal dog people would fix the problem??? Was the goverment planning to eradicate cat people before they revolted??? Would they see the revolt coming???? Would it be war instead of takeover?? Dear god so many questions so many thoughts oh now I feel like I need it to come out so I can get to know the characters and then when I finish tiny fissures (If I ever do lmao) I can start to write one where directly after the cat people revolution as the dust is settling they find the dog people and they have to figure out the dog peoples place in the world maybe a few cat people even KISS the dog people and everyone is happy

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[bigweldindustries]

going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[badkarma1998]

heard we were drawing localized Mikus, so here's Colorado Miku

CSU version and More Mile High Miku

(meme version under the cut)

Disclaimer: I was born in Casa Bonita so I'm allowed to make fun of myself (I am currently high and hoping this is funny)

[ddddd-pixels]

For International Asexuality Day, I'm hitting you all with the Ace Beam. ☺️

(This took a lot more effort than I thought it would, lol...)

Edit: 800 notes?! In less than five hours?! Thank you all so much!!

Edit 2: 2000... The most I got on any post before was just over a hundred, lol. You are all so nice!

[hansoeii]

crowley!

[plistommy]

One of the reasons why I love Steddie is how sweet Eddie was with Steve in the forest scene. That’s what got me into this ship. It was nice to see someone being patient and kind to Steve like that and it coming from someone like Eddie who viewed Steve so differently means a lot.

I loved how he told him how much Dustin looks up to him, making Steve smile and even after that wanting to joke around a little to make Steve laugh as well.

It was such a nice change, because all the other scenes we just see him bickering with someone or people making him seem stupid when he asks questions. Eddie didn’t make fun of him for not knowing Ozzy like he probably would have prior to things and instead let it be and called Steve cool. I love them.

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

[brucequeensteen]

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...

(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)